East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Miss Donnelly-What do you consider the greatest achievement of the Roman people? Freshie-Talking Latin. Pupil-I can't express what I mean. Teacher-Send it by freight then. Mr. Howe--Give two examples of a third class lever that you use in feeding yourself. Al Moeser Cabsent-mindedlyj-Crow-bar's one of them. The Sophomores saw a patch of green, They thought it was the Freshman class 5 But when they nearer to it grew They saw it was a looking-glass. Proverbs Great bluffs from little study grow. Exams are like the poor, we have them always with us. 01d friends are like cheese-the strongest. Modern woman wants the floor but doesn't want to scrub it. Flirtation is attention without intention. Can You Beat It? Do ships have eyes when they go to sea? Are there springs in theiocean bed? Does jolly tar How from a tree? Can a river lose its head? Are fishes crazy when they go in Seine? Is a newspaper white when it's read? Is a baker broke when he is making dough? Is an undertaker's business dead? Would a wall paper store make a good hotel because of the borders there? Or would you paint a rabbit on a bald man's head just to give him a little hair? If you ate a square meal, would the corners hurt? Can you mend the break of day? Would you throw a rope to a drowning lemon just to give a lemonade. Neil-say, how did you get along with ads for the Annual? Bob-I got two orders over town. Neil-What are they? - Bob-One was Get out! and the other was Stay out! ' 12171

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Teacher--That explanation is about as clear as mud. Student-Well, it covers the ground, doesn't it? Referee--Foul! ' Rooter-Where's the feathers? 2nd Ditto-Sh! I This is a picked team. Shakespeare in School Freshieg Comedy of Errors. Soph! Much Ado About Nothing. Senior- All's Well That Ends Well. Bill-What's your favorite fruit? Will-A date with a peach. Mr. Brubaker-Can you name a liquid that will not freeze? UstickiHot Water. Dick-Why do they put corn meal on the gym floor for the dance? Jack-So the chickens will feel at home. Bob-Sam Won't be here to-day, as he was nearly drowned yesterday. Ed--How did it happen? Bob-He was playing Way Down Upon the Swanee River on his violin and the bridge gave Way. Teacher-Of course, this is largely theoretical. Only fools are positive. Student-Are you sure of that? Teacher-I'm positive. Bill-She keeps perfect time in dancing. Tom-She ought to, she's got clocks on her stockings. She--Gee, it's close in here. He-S'matter? She-Can hardly breathe. He-Never mind. The orchestra will change the air in a minute. Teacher-Charles, how long did you study last night? Charles-One hour, railroad time. Teacher-What do you mean? Charles--Including stops and delays. I2191