East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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-- j :ffm -1 Mr. Howe-An example of inertia is when a car starts up suddenly, you intend to remain still, and the car literally goes outfrom under you. Edythe Buerkle-No, it's not the car but my feet 'that go ofigt froriqjylxeiime. Clear as Mud I ' - A man had just informed the Pullman agent that he wanted a berth. Upper or lower? asked the agent. What's the difference? said the man. A difference of 50c in this case, replied the agent, the lower is higher than the upper in this case. The higher price is for the lower. If you want it lower you will have to go higher. We sell the upper lower than the lower. In other Words, the higher the lower. Most people don't like the upper on account of being higher. When you occupy an upper, you have to get up to go to bed, and get down when you get up. You can have the lower if you pay higher. If you are willing to go higher it will be lower. But the poor man had fainted. i Mr. Horton-How much more crime is there in the city than in the country -per square individual? Mr. Lyon-fAs you pass out, you will please remain until the row behind you has gone. Margaret Bachelor Cafter being late two days in successionl--If I don't get here to-morrow, I'm not coming! She-Are you a private soldier? He-No, I work for the government. lst Young Lady-Well, East High sure has a fast half-back. 2d Young LadyHOh! has he been to see you, too? lVIr. Peoples-ePlease excuse Willie for being absent from school. He broke his arm. By doing the same you will greatly oblige me. ' X WILLIE'S MOTHER. Bob-What an awful appetite, Dick. What do you do for it? Dickgln all my experience I have found nothing more suitable than food. J ack--Am I not a little pale? Ed-No! You're a big tub. Tom-Dick's girl has money to burn. Ed-Is that why she is always looking for a match? may

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A Student's Dictionary Teachers--Human beings made to ask questions about things they never heard before, or you either. Textbooks!Articles made to carry around and put pencil marks in. Also good to lose papers in. No other use made of them. i Grades -Something to write odicials about, and to increase the number of excuses to Dad. Exams-A series of questions never before known, which are to test your ability at stalling. Study Halle--A place to chew gum and get behind in your work. Senior advice to under-classmen-If you want to do anything shady, put it off until Arbor Day. Dottie to J ane-A penny for your thoughts. J ane--Well, that is a little better. In physiology I get a zero followed by a prayer. Dramatic Club gives spectacular tragedy in three acts - Act I-Maid One. Act II--Maid Won. Act III-Made Une. Ruth-Why are you studying music? Janet'-I want to learn how to find dough and keep it. Eiiiefe-I washed my hair this afternoon. p Kate-I would advise you not to do that too often. You are liable to warp the wood. When air-men reach the milky way The little stars will flutter, And whether it be night or day, The friction should make butter. Miss Meredith-Explain in modern English O Jupiter, how weary are my spirits! Answer-O, heck! I'm all petered out! Mrs. Smith- -What is your husband's average income? Mrs. Brown!Oh, about midnight. Miss Baehr-All ships are considered feminine. Bright Freshies-What about mail ships? l2151