East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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McElroy-Don, how do you ever expect to get into heaven? Don-When I get to heaven, I'll open the door and shut the door, and open the door and shut the door, and keep on doing that until St. Peter gets impa- tient and says, For goodness sake, Don, either come in or stay out. Carl Roos did to the Chem, Lab. stray ' Andee-oh, 'tis sad to tell-- Mixed glycerine with N. O. Z. And blew CR2L. Miss Aldrich-Oh, Dan, can't you speak louder than that? Put some life into your delivery, open your mouth, and throw yourself into it. Far be it from us to talk about our teachers, but at one of the basketball games when Torn Green and Al Rosenstiel were wrestling, Miss Baehr was heard to exclaim in a very ferocious tone, Swish him over, Tom, swish him over! Insurance Examiner!What did you say your grandfather died of? The Subject-Well, sir, I can't remember rightly, but I know it was nothing serious. Prof.-Why are you tardy? TomAClass began before I got here. Junior at a basketball game: How many quarters are there in a game? V Why Teachers Go Insane Ie-Shall we write on both sides of the paper? 2--I didn't hear the question? 3-What is the lesson for to-morrow? I forgot. 4!Are the test papers marked yet? 5-Must we write in ink? D 6-Is this to be handed in? 7-I had my composition all written but I left it at home. 8-May I take the test to-morrow? 9-May I be excused from giving my speech to-day? 10-Mr. Peoples, may I please borrow your key? 11--I was absent from school yesterday and didn't know what themassign- ment Was. 12-When do we get our reports? I 13-Do we'go to the auditorium this morning? 12091

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Favorite Sayings of Our Deer Teechurs Mr. Howe-Express clearly in one sentence. Miss J ones-Verbs are the backbone of the French language. Miss Spilman-Give specific facts in detail, and make it neat and ship-shape. Miss Meredith-Give your own opinion. Mr. Horton-I've forgotten what the question was. Miss Deland-Please straighten things up now, and put all the tools away. Miss Agerter-Did you really feel so bad that you couldn't possibly get here? At the annual prize day of a certain school, the head boy rose to give his recitation. Friends, Romans, and countrymen, he vociferated, lend me your ears. There, commented the mother of a defeated pupil, sneeringly, That's Mrs. Bigg's boy! He wouldn't be his mother's son if he didn't want to borrow. Eva Edwards Cspeaking of the oratorical contestj+Girls under 75 can't be in it Qreferring to gmdesj. Clu Sue Stanley-I'm only 18. Guess I'll have to withdraw. ,He Couldn't Possibly Forget Mr. Horton--I want us not to forget to be sure to remember the assignment. Senior-Cto Freshiejw-Did you ever take chloroform? Freshie Cgreenlyj-No, who teaches it? Mr. Surdo Ctrying to obtain a diminuendo and then a cresceudo eject in Glee bl-Now look at me, and you will see the beautiful effect. Mr. Horton Cafter reading for one-half hourj-Yousee, I'm casting my bread upon the waters-I'll expect this knowledge back again. Edythe Buerkle4Gosh! it'll be stale by the time it gets back. Miss James-Is that verb transitive or intransitive? Wesley-Masculine. Mr. Howe-One person sit on that ruler with your finger tips, so it won't slip. . Miss Meredith-Give me a sentence with the word nice in it. Drake-Gimme an ice pick. 12111