East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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McElroy-Don, how do you ever expect to get into heaven? Don-When I get to heaven, I'll open the door and shut the door, and open the door and shut the door, and keep on doing that until St. Peter gets impa- tient and says, For goodness sake, Don, either come in or stay out. Carl Roos did to the Chem, Lab. stray ' Andee-oh, 'tis sad to tell-- Mixed glycerine with N. O. Z. And blew CR2L. Miss Aldrich-Oh, Dan, can't you speak louder than that? Put some life into your delivery, open your mouth, and throw yourself into it. Far be it from us to talk about our teachers, but at one of the basketball games when Torn Green and Al Rosenstiel were wrestling, Miss Baehr was heard to exclaim in a very ferocious tone, Swish him over, Tom, swish him over! Insurance Examiner!What did you say your grandfather died of? The Subject-Well, sir, I can't remember rightly, but I know it was nothing serious. Prof.-Why are you tardy? TomAClass began before I got here. Junior at a basketball game: How many quarters are there in a game? V Why Teachers Go Insane Ie-Shall we write on both sides of the paper? 2--I didn't hear the question? 3-What is the lesson for to-morrow? I forgot. 4!Are the test papers marked yet? 5-Must we write in ink? D 6-Is this to be handed in? 7-I had my composition all written but I left it at home. 8-May I take the test to-morrow? 9-May I be excused from giving my speech to-day? 10-Mr. Peoples, may I please borrow your key? 11--I was absent from school yesterday and didn't know what themassign- ment Was. 12-When do we get our reports? I 13-Do we'go to the auditorium this morning? 12091

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