East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Sign in Electric Shop Window Don't kill your wife with work. Let one of our electric dishwashers do the dirty work. i A breeze blew up from the Chemistry Lab. Miss Jackson in distress, But what she thought was rotten eggs ' Was only H2S. The Kind of Exams We Like 1-Who was president of the United States during Washington's adminis- tration? ' Zeeeln what year did the war of 1812 begin? 3-Name the famous man who wrote Lincoln's Gettysburg Address? 4--What two countries fought in the Greco-Turkish War? Mother-You were in the conservatory a long time with Mr. Willing last night. What was going on? DaughteriDid you ever sit in the conservatory with father before you were married? Mother-I suppose I did. Daughter-Well, mother, this is the same old world. Sound travels at the rate of 400 yards per second, but Ed. Keating, through very accurate expeiiments, has discovered that there are several exceptions to this rule. Scandal ...........,.......... 1000 yards per second Flattery ...... . . .500 yards per second Truth .......... .... 2 .5 yards per second An alarm clock ........ - .....,,...... 1 foot per second Halt! Who goes there? he was challenged. Two pints and a friend, he replied. Advance two pints and be recognized. ' Miss Meredith-Why, Milton would spend a whole week on one paragraph. Dick-Why, that's nothing! A fellow up in prison is spending five years on one sentence. Kline, speaking of the antiquity of his family, said that his ancestors came over on the Mayflower Why, said Bob friskily, that's nothing, 'you're a mere mushroom of yesterday. I recently examined the pedigree of my family and it filled one hundred pages of manuscript and near the middle of it there was a marginal note: 'And about this time the world was createdl' pon

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McElroy-Don, how do you ever expect to get into heaven? Don-When I get to heaven, I'll open the door and shut the door, and open the door and shut the door, and keep on doing that until St. Peter gets impa- tient and says, For goodness sake, Don, either come in or stay out. Carl Roos did to the Chem, Lab. stray ' Andee-oh, 'tis sad to tell-- Mixed glycerine with N. O. Z. And blew CR2L. Miss Aldrich-Oh, Dan, can't you speak louder than that? Put some life into your delivery, open your mouth, and throw yourself into it. Far be it from us to talk about our teachers, but at one of the basketball games when Torn Green and Al Rosenstiel were wrestling, Miss Baehr was heard to exclaim in a very ferocious tone, Swish him over, Tom, swish him over! Insurance Examiner!What did you say your grandfather died of? The Subject-Well, sir, I can't remember rightly, but I know it was nothing serious. Prof.-Why are you tardy? TomAClass began before I got here. Junior at a basketball game: How many quarters are there in a game? V Why Teachers Go Insane Ie-Shall we write on both sides of the paper? 2--I didn't hear the question? 3-What is the lesson for to-morrow? I forgot. 4!Are the test papers marked yet? 5-Must we write in ink? D 6-Is this to be handed in? 7-I had my composition all written but I left it at home. 8-May I take the test to-morrow? 9-May I be excused from giving my speech to-day? 10-Mr. Peoples, may I please borrow your key? 11--I was absent from school yesterday and didn't know what themassign- ment Was. 12-When do we get our reports? I 13-Do we'go to the auditorium this morning? 12091