East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Sign in Electric Shop Window Don't kill your wife with work. Let one of our electric dishwashers do the dirty work. i A breeze blew up from the Chemistry Lab. Miss Jackson in distress, But what she thought was rotten eggs ' Was only H2S. The Kind of Exams We Like 1-Who was president of the United States during Washington's adminis- tration? ' Zeeeln what year did the war of 1812 begin? 3-Name the famous man who wrote Lincoln's Gettysburg Address? 4--What two countries fought in the Greco-Turkish War? Mother-You were in the conservatory a long time with Mr. Willing last night. What was going on? DaughteriDid you ever sit in the conservatory with father before you were married? Mother-I suppose I did. Daughter-Well, mother, this is the same old world. Sound travels at the rate of 400 yards per second, but Ed. Keating, through very accurate expeiiments, has discovered that there are several exceptions to this rule. Scandal ...........,.......... 1000 yards per second Flattery ...... . . .500 yards per second Truth .......... .... 2 .5 yards per second An alarm clock ........ - .....,,...... 1 foot per second Halt! Who goes there? he was challenged. Two pints and a friend, he replied. Advance two pints and be recognized. ' Miss Meredith-Why, Milton would spend a whole week on one paragraph. Dick-Why, that's nothing! A fellow up in prison is spending five years on one sentence. Kline, speaking of the antiquity of his family, said that his ancestors came over on the Mayflower Why, said Bob friskily, that's nothing, 'you're a mere mushroom of yesterday. I recently examined the pedigree of my family and it filled one hundred pages of manuscript and near the middle of it there was a marginal note: 'And about this time the world was createdl' pon

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