East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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The Soph with looks and manners gay O'er Freshie rules with haughty sway, He tries to imitate the talk Of Juniors proude-the Senior's walk, Holds high his head at childish pranks, For soon he'll enter the Junior ranks. But we may smile, beneath, we see ' He's timid, and green as he can be. A FRESHIE. Professor of English-What is the moment of final suspense in Richard III? Student-When they hang him. He-I believe in telling all I know. SheAYou must lead a very quiet life, then. She-Does the moon affect the tide? He-N03 only the untied. Photographer--How do you want your picture taken? Vannie-I want my feet to show. Photographer-Just a minute, please, till I get my group camera. Recruit Cnervouslyj-Shall I mark time with my feet, sir? Lieutenant Csarcasticallyj-My dear fellow, did you ever hear of marking time with your hands? Recruit-Yes sir, clocks do. A Barber-Hair dyed, boss? Mr. Howe-Yes, died about twenty years ago. V Pickles-I feel like thirty cents. J immy-Prices have certainly gone up since the war! Widower-I suppose that when you recall what a handsome man your first husband was, you wouldn't consider me for a minute. Widoww-Oh, yes, I would-but not for a second. When ice-cream grows on macaroni trees And Sahara's sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear overshoes- That's the time I like to study. l2001

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Miss Meredith-Did any of you have the pleasure of seeing Alfred Noyes? Helen-No, but I've seen adenoids. Miss Betts-Fritzi Mae, you too, look pale and anaemic. Fritzie Mae-Why, Miss Betts, I never did have any color in my cheeks. Miss Betts-Well then, it's about time you got some. Fritzie MaeaCan't, I'm broke! ' Sophie Cto Senior crash with a large Elsie Ferguson hair dressy-I want some little thing of yours. Senior-Want a lock of my hair? Sophie H-Aw rats! Mr. Surdo Cafter playing a 10c record on the Victrolaj-Girls and boys, do you know what attracted me so about this record? J ean-The price! Miss Swineford Cin college algebraj-Now What do you do? Dick Atkinson-Divide. Miss Swineford--How? Dick-That's the question. Mr. Surdo Cto Bill Scorahj-Is your name Ralph? Bill-No, I was christened William. Advice to Freshies-If you get hungry at night, take a roll in bed. - Teacher-What is contained in the blood? Soph-Red and White corporals. Can you spell 'pin?' P-i-n-, was the answer. - Wrong, shouted the first, if there were an eye in it, it would be a needle. If there should be another flood, Into this math. book fly, Because if all the world were wet, This book would still be dry. Parent-Margaret, how is it that you stand so much lower in your studies in January than in December? Margaret-Oh! that's only natural. Everything is marked down after the holidays. A H991

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