East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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1 1 111 11111 1 1n1o1n1uc:u1n14m1u1u1u1n1o1 1 11111411111 845 In 5 Months During the first five months of this year the business men called on us for eight hundred and forty-five stenographers, bookkeepers, etc. If you wish to become a leader in the business world attend the school that graduated nearly all the leading bllSineSS men of this city. If you are a Nelson graduate you are abS0llltely sure of a position at a good salary with every opportunity for advancement. NELSON Business College ODE-HSIEEEWS' 7111 CS' Elm Sis. z1u1n1n1o1m1101011110111uqou1o1u1uC51110101 11:14w1o1o1u1n1o1o1 11:11 11111111 1 1 111 1 1 1 1:1 1111 1 1x1n11:1:1:1n The john Holland Self-Filling Fountain Pen First in Quality Since 1862 , Prices, 552.50 and Up Salesroom - - 127-129 E. Fourth Street Cincinnati U El II Pounsford Stationery Co. ..Sialioners... DDU I3l-I37 East Fourth Street CINCINNATI I 183 I 1 1

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Mrs. Kreidler-William, didn't I hear the clock strike two? I Bill-Yes, it started to strike ten, but I stopped it so it wouldn't waken you. On Madison Road car-Bob, wake up! Bob Verhage-I'm not asleep. I can't bear to see those girls stand up, so I closed my eyes. Ojicer, in charge of naval dental office-Do you clean your teeth? Sailor-Sure I do! Who do you think cleans them? Mr. Ralston-What was the Missouri Compromise? Hazel Bowen-All states south of 390 40 should be dry. Bill Keck in English-The Cimerian desert is some part of Hades, isn't it? Miss Stoehr-Well, you're getting mighty warm. Miss 0'Neill-Would you say tobacco was manufactured or grown? Howard-Neither: it is smoked., Mr. Brubaker-What's on your paper, Kreidler? Bill Kreidler, marking Sal Meahin's paper-I can't read it. CPauseD It's all right, though. Miss Jones-What made the towe1T3?Q'l lean? Miss Shumard-I d0n't know, but if I did know, I'd try it. Ralph Scorah-Mr. Ralston, don't you think the prosecuting attorney is a sort of county tailor? Mr. Ralston-Why so? Ralph-Well, it says that when necessary he presses suits. Miss Swineford-What color does blue and red give? Friendship-Green. Miss Swineford-You had better take a course in dying. Miss Meredith fgiving onfqueslionsj-eWhat is romance? Herrlinger-Ask Stella Mae. The fate of the Freshies We're anxious to learn. Satan can't use them, They're too green to burn OUR FOUR BILLS Crazy Bill Keck Little Bill Hodge Handsome Bill Kreidler Foolish Bill Lashbrook l182l

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Leah-Ah! Je t'adore! Red-Aw, shut it yourself! You left it open. When Bill Kreidler went on a trip last week, his father told him if he needed money to write for it, but to be brief. A short time later his father received this telegram: Dad: S. O. S. 3550. P. D. Q. R. S. V. P. Son. Mr. Lyon4-I think that you should keep a good watch on your son, Mr. Keck. Mr. Keck-Impossible! the boy would pawn the thing before he had it half an hour. Mamma-At what time did you get home last night, Sarah? Sal-At a quarter of twelve. Mamma-But I was up till almost three waiting for you. Sal-Well, isn't three a quarter of twelve? A cigarette may be the best, but some day it will meet its match. Mac, taking a curve at 60 per-Is that the engine knocking? Dinty-No, it's my knees. Bill--What did you say your age was? Jean-Well, I didn't say, but Ilve just reached eighteen. Bill-Is that so? What detained you? Income tax, grumbled the carpet, as father got busy with his little hammer. If a tennis ball should court a single net, wouldn't their marriage raise a racquet? Mr. Ayer-When was Louisiana ceded? Anne Rippey-Just after it was plowed in the spring. Miss Spellniire, assigning lesson-Tomorrow we will take lightning and go to thunder. Prof. Surdo's announcement on bulletin board-All those wearing tight shoes may join the East High Band and play the Shoe Horn. No exper- ience necessary. Miss Spilman-Kreidler, what is the difference between, I will hire a taxi, and I have hired a taxi? Bright Willie-Oh, about six dollars and a half. l1841