East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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The Cincinnati Roast WEATHER-Doggoned if we know. The Only Paper with the Disastrous Dres- J U N E O O , 1 9 2 O - - 12 Cents a Copy patches. Prohibition Number. East High Senior. I Ford Under Arm He Rushes Up Two I-Iundred Steps To Top Of Tower. Jumps Off With Ford In Agony Of Ex- pense And Desolation. The Drop Badly Injured Brick Sidewalk But It Can Be Repaired. Ford And Senior Still Intact. EAST HIGH SCHOOL, April 1.-Pupils and teachers of East High School were badly frightened last week by I. N. Jale, one of our most extinguished seniors who drove his Ford machine over the bridge and up the tower. Reaching the top he hurled the Ford down and followed himself Continued on page 5. Santa Claus! Screams 4fMICE, CRIES THIEF AT B-A RECEPTION EFFORT MADE BY SNEAK THIEF TO ROB EAST HIGH GIRLS OF THEIR FATHER'S MONEY. CConfused report followsj B-A reception, girls there, music, dancing, thief enters, takes drink of punch, dances with Jean, dances with all the Doro- thys, last waltz, dancing with Miss Strate, yells MICE! in thc middle of one-step. Girls ascend, disposing ankles, Miss Strate stands her ground, thief makes hall tin secondsj, still going in pursuit, damages exceed fifty thousand. Ben Evans is hero, out distances thief, could not catch him, Ben returns, girls all thank him with Continued on page 4. Third Floor Corridor Torn Up For Repairs. EAST HIGH, April 13.-We should like to know if the city of Cincinnati will ever lay down a thoroughfare with the understanding that the path of trouble shall not be torn up soon after. Such treatment of the thoroughfares of this city is an outrage that should not be tolerated under any circumstances. The latest outrage of this character has just occurred in the third floor corridor. The door has been torn up, and is full of small holes which are annoying and injurious. It has just been reported that Jake Fuldner has blown out a tire and broken a spring or two on account of these bumps. Ethel Dell lost a hairpin when the bumps caused her to skid nearly into Continued on page 4. ART CIRCLES It gives us great pleasure to announce that Miss Agerter and Miss Donnelly have published a new thesis, entitled HOW GIRL ANGELS SHOULD DEPORT THEMSELVES IN HEAVEN. The book is printed in six inch editions. Mr. Surdo's orchestra, The Twenty Jazzarites, will render a few selections including, Lead Kindly Light, Mystery, and Rubenstein's Finger Exer- cises, at the Town Hall, Friday evening, at eight o'clock. GOOD NEWS Something new and astounding! It has just been reported that Kreidler was found in the study room during the fifth period. We have no actual proof of this statement, however. Al Hill will soon hie his hillowy way to his farm. We are giving ten to one odds that there is a farm- erette PEGging away nearby. Household Hints A little varnish applied sparingly to cakes, rolls, biscuits, etc., proves an excellent preservative. It also keeps the cat from licking the icing 05 the cakes. One of our readers wishes to learn a. sure method of removing any kind oi stain from any kind of cloth. This is a miracle. Listen and take heed. First one must soak the stain and the material on which the stain resides in a basin of benzineg from this it must be dipped in a basin of gasolene. Place the cloth on any flat surface and before the benzine and gasolene have evaporated place a very hot iron over the stain. Leave the iron in this position for at least five minutes. When the iron is removed all trace of the stain will have disappeared. Babies are very fretful and bothersome while teething. It is widely known that some soft yet solid substance which the baby may chew, is both beneficial and consoling during this time. One mother writes us that she has pacified her baby and relieved herself of much worry by allowing I the baby to chew the doorknob. 11621 EXTRY, EXTRA!-It is reported that a silencer has been secured for Fehl. This invention consists of a huge cork and two straps. The cork is placed between Norm's teeth and a strap passed over it and around the back of his head. The other strap is placed under his chin and over the top of his head. A slight gurgle could be heard but was quickly stopped by the inventor who stuied putty around the cork. MORE EXTRA.-John Rose has lost his glasses -permanently. It happened this way. John was in chemistry, experimenting, when his tortoise shell frames caught fire and burned up, just like ordinary celluloid. During the excitement the lenses of his glasses fell to the floor, and just then Fehl entered and talked the curve right oi the glass. The glasses are now out of focus. We do not know what to put in this space so we will just put nothing, nothing and a little more -t-nothing.