East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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A vampish flower-vender sells us a flower. Who else could vamp that way but Lucile Sauer? Then dressed in satin and furs comes Helena Bellangeeg She's leading by a chain a cute chimpanzee. A fair maid from a fancy booth is gazingg We see that 'tis no other than Ruth Blazing. Loitering there all other men a dimmin', Is handsome Manss, a lion with the women. There selling candy at another booth, Miss Huffman a society dame, our Ruth. We meet some one who was our friend of yore It's Mary Tressler, of news we hear some more. Miss Garretson's an oratoress she said, Shels silver tongued although her hair's still-gold! Maveety with his whistling's gained much fame, Now Mr. Avis II is his name. Miss Knauber teaches math at East High School. Of center ball Miss Fischer teaches every rule. Bill Keck is now a multi-millionaireg This great oil magnate's famous everywhere. Sitting at a switch-board's Gladys Cohn, A light shines and she shouts into the phone. Anne Rippey always was a baseball fan. She's joined a ladies' team and plays just like a ma Miss Vincent now has spurned the stronger sex, A spinster maid with money by the peeks. To Miller the fates have given a big portion, At penning snappy stories he's made a fortune. Rogg is a most celebrated poet, Although in school she never did show it. Mil The Grand is managed now by William Hodge. We see the show and our admission dodge. Thcy're playing quite a few of our old friends, Who'Ve won great fame in all their various trends. The first, a wondrous person, swallows a sword. Indeed a marvelous man, it's Kirb McCord. Two jugglers seven plates at once do toss. They're our two friends, M. Whitacre and Ross. The feature of the show the manager chose, Is a now famous beauty, Leah Rose. Miss Pohlmeyer sings, a better you can't show me, Accompanied by the pianist Irene Gromme. The secretary of our treasury Is Hazmburg, a financier is he. Dick Spicker manages the Spiclcer Follies. Miss Rockel now is listed 'mong his dollies. l150l T1

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Mary Buxton quiet as can be, Teaches first grade children A. B. C. In an office there's Miss Dimmermann, Who with Miss Kautz sits neath the electric fan. We see a ball game and who tossed the pill Well, to be sure, it's our old star Al Hill. Nearby are Miss DeArmond and Bonnellg They're in on Keith's circuit and both doing well. They said that Dollenmayer they just had seen Performing on a moving picture screen. Miss Helen Bertermann's famed both far and near, To English verse she's changed Aeneid, I hear. Who's this that's coming! The movie show's her goalg She's still a movie fan, Analda Woll. A private detectress arrests a man. 'Tis Dottie Cook, who says, If man can, I can. Dressed in mannish garb is Miss Ruth Durrellg With cane and specs she's now a suffrage girl. Near by there's owned by Holden and R. Hill A great ice factory-our welcome though's not chill. An art shop near is owned by Powell and McBreen, The most artistic beings ever seen. A famous case is being tried in towng Presiding Judge Malott on all does frown, While Samuel Curl in eloquent word and phrase Defends a man who's known for criminal ways. A reporter jots down notes with pencil and pad, Jack Fuller! Busy even now, by gad! The court Hstenon is taking down her notes, It's Leta Simpson who still on shorthand dotes. With hair in stiff tight braids comes Dot DeBeck. She's from the country, looks it too, by heck. She says Miss Thompson's throwing corn to chickens, A farmer's wife! Now, don't that beat the dickens? A farmerette aussi is Hazel Bowen. She's busy with her plowin', sowin', and mowin'. A charity bazaar is in full sway, And all society thither wends its way. Misses Tobin and Underwood, Lucretia and Betty, In wealth they rival Mrs. Green, called Hetty. Dot Fetherolf in a big limousine Rolls up, and she is dressed just like a queen. And with her is her friend Miss H. Shoemaker. But my! how sad! she has become a Quaker. Her chauffeur sits on cushions soft, that squash, We recognize our classmate, Lester Bosch. l1491

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Sue Ely is a lady architect, V She builds up all the hearts that she has wrecked. Dot Atkins runs a spiritualistic store, And Edna Keller keeps cops from the door. J. Albiez is a social butterfly, And how she flits around the men, oh my! Bob Verhage is with medals all bedecked. 'This soldier's bravery's gained for him respect. A fancy cake maker is Eleanor Keys. Her cakes her customers are bound to please. Midge Hunt in California's an orange grower, For she has moved west since we used to know her. A maid of great esteem is Miss Foertmeyer, Now olf for Paris, she's a French gown buyer. H. Brueekner as an advertiser's going some, He's full of plans for boosting Christy? Gum. K. Crawford is a mighty railroad king. He has his private car and greenbacks to fling. Miss Metzger now is teaching the Chinese To eat their rice with forks and Christians be. Miss Schreibman is a great comedienneg She makes folks laugh no matter where or when. Miss Roth a tea room runs-it's called Busy Bee. Heinie Dunn as a waitress is happy, we can see. Miss Miller as her last name doth foretell Runs a great Hour mill and runs it well. An auetioneer, behold is Lillian Ritter. She auctions day and night, for she's no quitter. Out selling patent medicine we find Miss Flynn, A medicine that's guaranteed to make you thin. Miss Langdon keeps a free day nursery. With children all around she's happy as can be. Wirthwine's a business man of great sagaeity. He's hired Miss Houehins-a private secretary she. Oh, what could that have been? Has some one spoken? It's Mr. Brube and his rulers broken. Alas, 'twas all a dream, but our poor fate We still have time to change-it's not too late. So cheer up, classmates, and you do your best, And we'll turn out far greater than the rest. l1511