East High School - Sunrise Yearbook (Erie, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 162 of the 1933 volume:

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President of Chairman of Board Voucher Committee Speed, James E. McDonald, John McClelland, W. E. Maxwell, Charles Scibetta, S. L., M. D. Mahoney, Bertha Winter Member of Vice-President of Member of Voucher Committee Board Voucher Committee We, the class of nineteen hundred and thirty-three, respectfully dedicate this annual to MR. H. C. GILLESPIE in appreciation of his enthusiastic and active interest in our school activities. 7 — After twelve years of training can you sit down in the class room, library, study hall, or in your own home and amid the distractions of your surroundings pivot your attention upon the task at hand? Do you know how to study? Are you able to learn your subject with a fair amount of effort? Your record card in the office will answer this question if you have been diligent in your work. Do you like to stud} ? Does the mastery of one subject stimulate you to try another? Are you zealous to learn more and more? Concentration, ability to learn, a love for knowledge, and a fair amount of physical endurance are factors which will help to determine your success in acquiring an education. - 9 - Sunrise Staff HARBOLD, WOOD, STEADMAN. GRABOSKI. HECK. RALPH GRACE THOMAS GLADYS HENRY Faculty Advisor Associate Editor Business Manager Editor-In-Chief Faculty Advisor SUN I I)BRM AN, EVA Literary Editor LEACH. MORAVEK. MYRTLE JOSEPH WHITE. MOONEY. VIRGINIA MARGARET ANNE Stenographer Circulation Manager Assistant .Society Editor Exchange Editor LAIRD. JAMES Assistant Business Manager PFADT. ROBERT ANDERSON, SCHNABEL. STRENIO, ESTHER ERICH MARY Assistant Editor Assistant Assistant Society Editor Circulation Manager Assistant Editor SPROWL. HANSEN. SUM DERM AN. ROBERT BEATRICE HARRY Joke Assistant Associate Editor Sports Circulation Editor Manager RECTENWALD. RITA ANN BABO. FREDERICK LEQUEAR. HELEN Society Editor Art Editor Assistant Joke Editor JAGEMAN. JOHN Sports Editor BURGER. LOIS Assistant Editor McCONKEY. LILLIAN Faculty Advisor FRANKE. MARION Stenographer ANTON. EMIL Stenographer SCOVILLE. RUTH Stenographer CARR. MARTHA Faculty Advisor 11 The Faculty These distinguished names Across the page, Hold our teachers' fames So “sweet and sage . In a different line Is each one skilled, A nd these skills so fine A re in us drilled. There are times each day We don't agree With the things they say, A nd seem to see. But we're glad they’re ours A nd with us stay, To unfold our powers A nd guide our way. —Rita Ann Rectenxvald - 12 It acuity JOHN W. RAY, Principal MIRIAM B. BOOTH, Assistant Principal HAMILTON C. GILLESPIE, Assistant Principal LAURA ALLEN, Geography CAROLYN ALDEN, English V AI -T E R A N D ERSO N, General Shop ADELAIDE BACHMAN, Mathematics JOSEPHINE BERNARD, English LURA WATSON BIERS, Orthopedic MARGARET BONNELL, Cookery ESTHER BRYAN, History JENNIE BUELENS, French TERESA BURNS, English CLARA CARLSON, History ELIZABETH CARR, Nature Study and Geography MARTHA CARR, English MARTHA CHAMBERLAIN, English JOSEPH C. CHRISTOFF, Mathematics CATHERINE CHRISTOPH, History CHARLOTTE CROWELL, Sewing DOROTHY DAVIES, History A. G. DICKEY, Science EVELYN ENGEL, English AUGUSTA GERBOTH, Typewriting MARY GILLESPIE, Mathematics RUTH GRAVES, Geography RALPH HARBOLD, History AGNES HARTMAN, Science HENRY F. HECK, Bookkeeping DO R )TIIY HENDRICKS,Geography GERTRUDE HUGHES, English JAMES F. HYDE, Physical Education and Coach WALTER JORDON, General Shop NAN JOSSELYN, History ANN KAVAL, Swimming I). E. KELLOGG, Drafting LYDIA KERN, German EMMA KOERBER, Sewing JACK KOMORA, Physical Education and Coach TEKLA I-AFFEY, Mathematics LILLIAN McCONKEY, Art MAUD MEAD, History MARY Mc.MAHON, English CLYDE M ERR I LEES, Bookkeeping CHARLES MICHALSKI, History RUTH MILLOY, Latin MARGARET NASH, Mathematics JOHN W. NEASE, Stenography GUSTAV NELSON, Music MARGARET PARKER, Sewing KATHERINE PILLE, Physical Education RALPH POWELL, Science MARY QUINN, Music MARY E. REED, Librarian CALLA ROTH, English BLANCHE SACKETT, English LILLIE SCHABACKER, Mathematics MAUD SLOAN, English ELEANOR SMITH, Science BERNIECE TENNANT, Typewriting ETHEL THOMPSON, Mathematics EMMA F. VANCE, Art C. RAYMOND WAHA, Penmanship ANNA M. WALSH, Mathematics MILDRED WILSON, History SADIE WINKLER, Continuation ELEANOR YOUNG, English 13 The Sky As I awoke at dawning, At call of morning s sun, I ran to eastern window To greet the clouds, each one. So fresh, so soft, so fluffy, They drifted past, and I In solemn silence wondered At charm of morning's sky. IVhal beauty can surpass it The sky in sunrise gold, Unworn by daytime usage And new, though centuries old. But wait, amidst my dreaming I'm far behind the time, All Heaven has awakened Its splendors now in rhyme. Each cloudlet has been tinted Just touched with silver light, And Sun in all his glory Has reached his eastern height. A nd westward now he’s creeping Against a sky of blue, And later he is resting In blazing brilliant hue. So slowly now he's sinking To where the cloud beds lie, 'Mid gold and grey he's blinking. His light’s about to die. 'Tis night, the stars are peeping To start nocturnal play And Moon, old fogey, deepening Just kisses fading Day. The colors all have faded A nd still the wonder lies That space can hold such beauty As do these blackened skies. A nd as I dream I figure No matter how you try Earth can’t see more of Heaven Than just its floor, the sky. 14 —Virginia White. BCCK ©ME 15 GLADYS GRABOSKI President HOWARD BURGNON Vice-President EVA SIINIDKRMAN Secretary-Treasurer The Mid-Year Class It seems like centuries ago since we, the Class of January, 1933, first climbed the stone steps of the building which has since proved itself the dearest spot of our youth. We were “green” little children then. Our pride at becoming members of East High was “squelched” indeed when we found all of our time for two whole years being spent in trying to dodge the stampede of envied upper classmen. Our Freshmen year was one of utter humiliation, for we found that, even after two years of struggle, the higher classes didn’t even recognize us. As “Sophs”, we spent our days in “high-hatting” the Freshmen, dodging the Seniors, and trying to make friends with the Juniors, who appeared amiable, but who were not. Though we were considered trivial, we were satisfied in the knowledge that we were no longer the infants of the school. We were beginning to realize what school spirit meant. We felt that we had the ability to accomplish the work required of a high school student, and our participation in school activities was gradually undertaken with zest. We worked the hardest in our eleventh year. For did we not have “Seniorship” in view? We were needed by the Seniors to assist in activities. Our time diminished with almost unheard of rapidity. As Seniors, we were very much like chickens with their heads cut oil. It seemed that the harder we worked, the less we accomplished. When the time came for our class play, we found some really excellent dramatic ability among some of the more bashful members of our class. We had an enjoyable banquet. One night, however, is imprinted deeper than any other in our memories. On that night (I do not have to tell you) was our Commencement. It was not the tearful occasion we had expected—probably because most of us were so absorbed in our Commencement speeches. On that evening, we could well harbor a feeling of superiority, for could we not say proudly, “I came! I saw! I conquered!”? At East we were pointed out all that is best in life. The highest ideals of citizenship were flaunted unwaveringly before us. We found our best friends in the members of the faculty. We shall hold forever in love and gratitude the memory of our High School Days. —Adelaide Wood. 10 Our Last Will and Testament We, the graduating class of February, 1933, finding that we have acquired many odd traits which we are unable to take with us upon our departure from the portals of East High School, have decided to leave them to those who we think are best fitted to accept them. Ponder then, one and all, while you read this document, as duly drawn up and sworn to this 27th day of January, 1933. Evelyn Crowner bequeaths her height to Ina Zimmer. Emil Anton, who speaks so well in public, leaves this ability to William Liebler. Irvin Baker begs Freddie Babo to take his looks andalsoalargeportionofhis“IT”. Thomas Hollarn leaves his winning smile to Harry Levey. Casimir Jakubowski bequeaths his ability to flirt to Mugsie Thomas, who is such a shy little boy. “Did” DeTuerk leaves his ability to high jump to Freddie Herbo. Abraham Molash leaves his power to argue in P. O. D. to Tom Rodgers. To Bill Smith, Matilda Lauretta leaves her modesty. John Stewart leaves his skill at working jig-saw puzzles to John McLeod, who throws a fit at the mere mention of the word. Robert Huegel leaves his “drag” with Miss Hughes to Mary Yingling, George Blossey, and the many, many others who hunger for mercy. Morrie Puleo leaves his dark, handsome features to Max Phillips. Adelaide Wood leaves her dramatic ability to “Shy” Gonski, who, she is sure will make good use of it. Edward Burgnon leaves his strange power over the women to “Tiflfy” Solomon. Joe McDannel leaves his yen for big game hunting to Tom Pierson. John Machuga is planning to leave the country. Jeanne Grugin leaves her ability to chew gum so loudly and enthusiastically to Albert Freeman. Jack Brydon leaves his tennis ability to Mr. Ray. Art Amann dares anyone to take Audrey. To maintain the reputation of the school, Eva Shniderman bequeaths her high marks to Paul Anderson. Eugene Kreider leaves his fair complexion to Thomas Lambros. John Tupitza leaves his tumbling skill to John Jageman. Marion Franke leaves her slenderness to Marion Mead. John Rafalowski leaves his dancing ability to Bus Smiley. Fred Haffey leaves his red, well-combed hair to Ed Zelaney. Anna Yusz leaves her sweetness to Earl Wagner. Arthur Guelcher leaves his appetite to Harry Shniderman. Howard Norwat hopes Mr. Harbold will accept his slim waistline. Edward Chileli who has such a lovely singing voice leaves it to Earl Kelly. Armand Chimenti, the lad with the big. brown eyes, leaves them to Richard Schultz. Anna Forish leaves her quietness to “Babe” Diesel. Jack Laraway leaves his prowess on the gridiron to hat-a-man” Kearney, who will undoubtedly need it. Robert Frank bequeaths his golf clubs to James Laird. Dolores Schneider leaves her attractiveness and dynamic personality to Ann Figasky, but on second thought takes it back as Ann already has a great deal of both. Ernest Rice, who is the proud possessor of an enormous vocabulary, leaves this treasure to “Five Ten Osiecki. Paul Corritore leaves his extraordinary violin playing to Rose Scharrer with the hope that this will make the programs by the orchestra more bearable. Gladys Graboski leaves her curly hair to Rosemarie Mahoney. 17 Sixth Annual M11)-YEAR COMMENCEMENT EAST HIGH SCHOOL Friday. January 27, 1933 Overture—The Bridal Rose C. Lavallee Invocation Dr. E. Maclay Gearhart MUSICAL PROGRAM Girls’ Chorus a. Ave Maria b. I go before my charmer c. In the boat Violin Solo a. Thais b. Frasquita ________________ Edward Chi lei i Jacob Arcade It Thomas Morley Edvard Grieg Massenet Lehar— Kriesler SYMPOSIUM Presque Isle GRABOSKI, JAKUBOWSKI, GLADYS CASIMIR MACHUGA. JOHN SWANSON. CATHERINE Summary Physical Formation Birds and Animals Summer Flowers YUSZ, ANNA Highways ANTON, EMIL Water Works Park K W( H. EDWARD Trees WOOD, ADELAIDE Autumn Flowers SUM DERM AN. EVA Spring Flowers BAKER. IRVIN The North Shore FRANKE. MARION The Channel LAURETTA MATILDA Cranberry Day KREIDER, EUGENE Recreations BURGNON, EDWARD Early History DcTUKKK. PAUL Lighthouse CHIMENTI. ARMANI) Misery Bay FRANK. ROBERT Ownership Remarks Presentation of Diplomas School Song Principal John W. Ray Superintendent John C. Diehl ______________________ J ones Music Director—Gustav Nelson 19 ANTON, EMIL Track 2, 3, 4; Sunrise Staff 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Emil has been one of our best trackmen for three years. We dislike losing him and know he will make good because of his winning personality. l ots of luck, “Red”. BURGXON, EDWARD CHARLES Class Vice-President 4; Senior Class Play; Commencement Speaker; Basketball Manager. Staunch, steady and always ready to do his part when called upon. We wish you luck and success in any work you may undertake. FRANKE, MARION Gym Exhibition 1; Track 1; Sunrise Staff 4; King Committee 4; Prom Committee 4; Class Play 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Her fingers shame the ivory keys They dance so light along; The bloom upon her parted lips Is sweeter than the song. — Whittier. BAKER, IRVIN Gypsy Rover 2; Chemistry Club 2; Ili-Y 3, 4; Class Play 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Irvin is an asset in any class. We hope he will choose law as his profession for no one with Irvin’s ability to argue should do otherwise. BRYDON, JACK Football 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4; Tennis 1, 2, 4; Track 3, 4. Looking at his list of activities, one can see that Jack is an athlete through and through and a good one, too. 20 CIIIMENTI, ARMANI) Senior Class Play 4; Ring Committee 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Dark, handsome, cheery, and diligent describes Armand to a “T”. We’ll miss you. CHILELI, EDWARD Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4; Interscholastic Orchestra. Edward Chileli with his ability to play the violin will win many friends especially among the fairer sex. We hope they will urge him on to great glory in the field of music. GRABOSKI, GLADYS Gym Review 1; Class Play 4; Sunrise Staff 4; Editor-in-Chief 4; Class President 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Gladie has been known throughout her high school years for her scholastic standing and pleasing personality. She will leave more than a few friends when she leaves East. LARAWAY, JACK Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 2, 3, 4; Track 2, 3, 4. Jack’s ability to take part in athletics and keep up in his studies at the same time is one of his outstanding characteristics, and one that will mean a great deal to his future success in life. CRANCH, WILLIAM EDWARD “Miss Bob White” 1, orchestra; “Gypsy Rover” 2, orchestra; Gym Review 1, 2, 3, orchestra; Band 1, 2, 3, 4; Play Committee 4; Senior Class Play 4; Commencement Speaker 4; Hi-Y 4. His winsome smile is a cure for everyone’s troubles. Smile and make friends that’s Ed. 21 HAFFEY, FRED We know that, with Fred’s ability to concentrate and his happy-go-lucky disposition, he has a brilliant future ahead of him. DeTUERK, PAUL Track 3, 4; Football 2, 3, 4; Basketball Manager 3; Commencement Speaker. We shall certainly miss “Did”, one of our most popular athletes. We wish him luck in whatever he does. CROWNER, EVELYN Prom Committee 3; Track. Evelyn is the tall, slender girl of the class. Liked by everyone, she brightens many a dull moment. FRANK, ROBERT ('lass Play 4; Commencement Speaker; Golf 3, 4. Bob is a boy whose friendship is to be valued highly. In his own quiet way he has been a loyal supporter of East. HOLLARN, THOMAS ANSELM Track 1; Swimming and Water 1 010 1, 2, 4; Football 2, 3; Senior Class Play 4; Miss Bob White 2; Banquet Committee 4. Tommy is Irish. Everyone knows it without being told. His wit gives us a hint and when he smiles we’re sure of it. Good luck, Tom. 22 HUEGEL, ROBERT Although Robert did not take part in many activities, we know that it is because of his modesty and not of his lack of talent. JAKUBOWSKI, CASIMIR Swimming 3, 4; Track 3; Water Polo 3, 4; Class I lay Committee; Class Play; Commencement Speaker 4. Although Casimir is one of our quiet students, he has gained many friends who will miss him when he goes. FORISH, ANNA Anna, because of her quietness, is unknown to most of the students. W hen once you know her, however, you will recognize a true, worth-while friend. PULEO, MORRIS Class Play 4. The large number of friends Morrie has made while going to East is a proof of his charming personality. KREIDER, EUGENE Play Committee 4; Commencement Speaker 4. Eugene is a bundle of bashfulness, brains, brawn, and practicability. 23 RICE, ERNEST Ernest in name, earnest in purpose. He should be a great success. McDANNEL, JOSEPH Joe is the hunter of the class and a very good one, too. His one ambition is to be a hermit in the Canadian Rockies but we hope Joe doesn’t forsake us too soon. LAURETTA, MATILDA Gym Exhibition 1, 2; “M” Club 2, 3; Senior Girls’Chorus; Senior Class Play 4; Commencement Speaker. Quiet, small and pretty—that’s Matilda. This doesn’t stop her from being a good student. MACIIUGA, JOHN Basketball 2, 3; Football 3, 4; Commencement Speaker 4. VVe all admire John for his splendid school spirit. Ilis k on the gridiron and in school has been most successful. NORWAT, HOWARD Track 3; Class Play 4. Tall, slim, seemingly quiet, but loads of fun—that’s Howard. 24 — RAFALOWSKI,r JOHN Football 1, 2, 3; W’aterpolo 1, 2, 4; Swimming 1, 2, 4; Track 1, 2. 3. Everyone knows and likes Raffles. Wasn’t he one of our football stars? STEWART, JOHN I all, slim, smiling and diligent, that’s our John. We’re sorry to have you leave us. YUSZ, ANNA Commencement Speaker 4. Although Anna has not been active in school functions, she has made many friends who regard her as a loyal, helpful, and TUPITZA, JOHN Swimming 1, 2, 3, 4: Football Manager 4; Gym Exhibition 2, 3, 4; Tumbling Team 2, 3, 4. A good swimmer, an able tumbler, and more than a satisfactory manager of our team—that’s “Skinny.” STUNDER, GEORGE All his classmates like George. He has the valuable gift of always appearing when he is most needed. We know that he will go far in the business world. worthy comrade. 25 — SHNIDKRMAN, EVA M Club 3, 4; Sunrise Staff 3, 4; Class Secretary ami Treasurer 4; Senior Class Play 4; Commencement Speaker 4. This little dark haired miss has knowledge and beauty combined. Her outstanding power of judgment and understanding make her an excellent student. WOOD. ADELAIDE Sunrise Staff 4; Ghost Story 2; Hungry Quarterback 3: Honor Bright 4; “M Club 2, 3; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; Commencement Speaker; Play Committee. Adelaide is well known through her ability on the stage. There have been few plays presented at East that haven’t had Adelaide in the cast. We hope that she will, on her departure from East, have the opportunity to further advance her talent. She is a true friend; one who is always in demand. SCHNEIDER, DOLORES “M Club 2, 3, 4; Ring Committee 4; Minstrel Show 3; “Miss Bob White” 2. One of the best-liked girls of the class is Dolores. She has made numerous friends at East through her happy-go-lucky manner and sunny disposition. There will be a long list of mourners when Dolores leaves our portals to attain higher fame. SWANSON, CATIIERINE Gym Exhibition 1; “M” Club 2, 3, 4; Senior Girls’ Chorus; Senior Class Play; Prom Committee; Commencement Speaker. Catherine is one of East’s sweet light haired lasses, A credit to the school and to her classes. SPRING The brooks are flowing, March winds are blowing, Everything is gay, The cocks are crowing. Flowers are growing, Spring is on its way. —Rita Ann Rectenwald. 26 Molash, Abraham A good student, a true friend and an all-around good fellow. Need we say more? Corritore, Paul The future Rubinoff. With a start like Paul’s, he would do well to further develop his talents. Amann, Arthur Art’s football ability helped to make our team a success. We’re sure that, with his patience and perseverance, Art will soon find fame. Guelcher, Arthur Art is an honest, hard-working fellow. He is quiet and unobtrusive. We expect him to accomplish much by his steady, stick-to-it attitude. Grugin, Jeanne At a glance Jeanne appears very quiet, but we all think that a volcano explodes inside of her every once in a while. This is probably the reason for her sudden outbursts and numerous chuckles. Jeanne is wished all the success possible when she enters the business world. MOTHER—MINSTREL 1 have heard all types of singers, And I've heard all kinds of songs; I have heard the sweetest solos And the anthems raised by throngs. I have heard the heart-sick dreamer. With his earnest song of love; And I've heard the choir chanting Its glad praise to Heaven, above. They have all been very soothing And most pleasing to the ears. But my favorite song and songster Combine happiness and tears. Could you elsewhere find the patience. The rich laughter, and the woe, All mingled in a lovely song Like a mother's, sweet and low. All untrained by master voices, Not a note she knows to read, But her love and life of giving Has enriched a singing seed. —Virginia White. 27 - The Mid-year Class Prophecy of 1933 Let us pretend that some years ahead I can see Kach of my classmates and what they may do or be. Arthur Amann is chief of the fire department. Straight up the “fiery” ladder of success he went. Emil Anton is the alderman in the First Ward. He obtained that position by trying quite hard. Irvin Baker, in Boston, is a chemist. By all of his old friends he often is missed. John Brydon, who is called The King of Speed, Has won many auto races indeed. Edward Burgnon may be seen on the professional stage. His knowledge of tap dancing gave him a great advantage. Edward Chileli is a master violinist. By traveling abroad he also became a linguist. Armand Chimenti in Congress is known as The Orator. Ilis deep, booming voice is heard even in the corridor. Paul Corritore composed a violin concerto. As the Musical Genius he since is referred to. William Cranch for the government is away on a mission. He is the leader of a scientific expedition. Paul DeTuerk for the next Olympic contest is slated. We are sure as a track star he won’t be eliminated. Robert Frank is studying theology. Some day he plans to enter the ministry. Arthur Guelcher wears a chauffeur’s uniform. He works in Florida, so pleasantly warm. Frederick Haflfcy has been traveling extensively. As a renowned financier he may take life easily. Thomas Hollam is a movie director. He is seen, too, in the films as an actor. Robert Huegel does daily climb poles for his bread. An electric firm employs him I should’ve said. Casimir Jakubowski is a geologian. He discovers more marvels than could a magician. Eugene Kreider is a hardware salesman. He shows the wonders of the pot and pan. Jack Faraway at Colgate is the head coach. Few football instructors can near him approach. John Machuga does historical research work. No task is so hard that he from it would shirk. Joseph McDannel is a teller in a bank. Capability he has of the highest rank. Abraham Molash is the present mayor of Erie Because in his hard-fought campaign he never grew weary. I loward Xorwat is a floor walker in a store. With a winning smile he greets all entering the door. Morris Puleo as a pharmacist is a success. That he has plenty of money proves it, I guess. John Rafalowski is a retail grocer. Just phone him and he’ll deliver your order. Ernest Rice teaches science at Yale. His fame has spread through every city and dale. John Stewart is a doctor, handsome and tall. Many young women for him hard do fall. George St under is a very good architect. To make plans for your home you should him elect. John Tupitza as a boxing promoter cannot be matched. The bout for ►he world championship had his John Hancock attached. Evelyn Crowner has become a high school teacher. One has to aim “high” in order to reach her. Anna Forish, whom you all know by sight and name, Recently married a star of radio fame. Marion Franke at the piano is really expert. This surely proves that she has talent and is also alert. Gladys Graboski on a newspaper has a position. Her serial stories have been accepted for edition. Jeanne Grugin as a manicurist is hailed. By her skill she has a good salary “nailed.” Matilda Lauretta is an efficient stenographer, Who’s employed in office of her husband, a photographer. Dolores Schneider does a model’s work In an exclusive dress shop in New York. Catherine Swanson has just gone to Movie-land. We know that the public will give her a big hand. Adelaide Wood has become an organist. To her soft, solemn playing many do list. Anna Yusz has a tea room on West Eighth St reet. The tastiness of her food can nowhere be beat. I. Eva Shniderman, for myself cannot forsee. By a “pull”, perhaps a dentist or dietician I’ll be. 28 BURTON MOSHER DOROTHY PHILLIPS KATHRYN MINNICH EDWIN BROWN President Secretary Treasurer Vice-President June Class of 1933 Just four years have passed since East High opened its doors to this class of 1933. As Freshmen we were very envious of the people who possessed the title Seniors. We looked forward to the time when we would have that name and when we wouldn’t be treated as infants. We thought that when we became Sophomores we wouldn’t be quite so insignificant. At last we were Sophomores, but still our upperclassmen looked down upon us and omitted us from all of the school affairs. This year a few of our members were permitted to join in the different athletic, dramatic and literary activities, but none of us gained his desired prominence. When we became Juniors we were certain that we would be among the leading lights. Again we were disappointed, although not to such an extent as we had been the previous two years. This year school spirit began to come to life in some of us. Again some of our members were in the different activities and several were at least noticed. We had several class meetings this year and elected our officers, although our organization didn't develop very well. Finally, we have attained our goal—we are the “Honorable Seniors.” Most of the teams of the school are made up of our classmen and we all try to carry our “School Spirit” to its greatest height. We have a well organized class and through this group we have procured our class rings and graduation announcements. The girls of this class bought and presented the sweaters to our “1933 Championship Football Team.” We had our Kiddies day and a successful class day program. Our class play was a “howling success” and not soon will be forgotten. Our Senior Banquet and Prom were also events that every member of “33” shall remember. Now Graduation is before us and into our happiness comes a note of sorrow. We are al out to leave East High. When we go we shall take with us a knowledge that we have accomplished many things and that we have formed friendships that will last longer than the short time we spent at school. -—Margaret Anne Mooney. 30 ADAMOWICZ, ALFONS M. This young man with his quaint humor, has gained a host of friends. We wish him all the luck in the world for the future. ANDREWS, II ED WIG BETTY Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4; Chorus 3; Christmas Cantata 3; M” Club 4; School Concert 3. Hedwig is one of the quiet though cheerful lassies of our class. She is well-liked by her classmates and is quite jolly. She has exceptional ability in playing the violin. BORNSCHEIN, ROBERT ( lass Secretary 3; Ili-Y 3; Hi-Y Trcas. 4; ( hem. Club 3, 4. Bob’s shortness has not hindered him in his activities. Whenever a good worker is needed. Bob is called upon. We know that there are many pleasant surprises in store for Bob in the future. ANDERSON, PAUL A progressive young man whose smile and friendliness have won for him many friends at East. With his ambition and pep we are certain he will be successful in the future. ANDERSON, ANNA MARIE Jr. Dramatics 1; Orchestra 1, 2; Swimming 2, 3; Gym Exhibition 1, 2, 3; Miss Bob White 2; Tumbling 1, 2, 3; I rack 1, 2, 3; Literary Club 2; “M” Club 3, 4; Girls’ Chorus 3. Anna has been a great asset to our swimming and other athletic departments. She has proved her ability to study also, and it is a pleasure for the teachers to see her enter the classroom. Her school spirit and willingness to help others make us regret that she is leaving us. 31 ANDERSON, ALBERT Cheerleading 1, 2, 3, 4; Minstrel Show 3; Class Treasurer 3. All hail to “Andy. As a leader of our cheers he has spurred us on to many a victory. We hope he will always keep his enthusiasm and vim. AMENDOLA, ORLANDO Orlando has proved himself to be a true friend. Although a bit shy and bashful he has won more than his share of friends, lie is one of these fellows who “keeps a-trying” and we are certain of his success in the future. BA BO, FREDERICK FRANCIS Debating 3; Sunrise Staff 4. “Who chooseth me shall gain what many maids desire.” Fred, as well as being our “Lady’s Man,” is also a future “de-Vinci.” BROWN, EDWIN Mi-Y 3, 4; ('lass Vice-President 4; ( hem. Club 2. Here is the answer to a maiden’s prayer. With his good looks and sunny disposition, Edwin has become one of the most popular boys of the class. BECKER, BETTY ANN (ivpsy Rover 2; (’.iris’ Chorus 2, 3; Christmas Cantata 3; “M” Club 4; Chet Miller’s Vaudeville 3. Betty has proved herself a staunch friend to many and is one of the most popular girls of the senior class. 32 COCIIANIDKS, CATHERINE Gym Exhibition 1, 2, 3, 4; Chet Miller’s 2, 3; Swimming Team 3; Tumbling 1, 2, 3, 4; Girls’ Chorus 2, 3, 4; “M” Club 3, 4; Gypsy Rover 2; Christmas Cantata 3; Orchestra 1; Treasurer of “M” Club 4. “Kitty” is one girl who is never lacking in fun and ambition. She is a good student and we wish her great success in her dancing. BURGER, LOIS AGNES Cheerleading 4; “M” Club 2. 3, 4; Sunrise Staff 4; Gym Revue 1, 2, 3, 4; Dramatics 1; “Miss Bob White” 1; Gypsy Rover 1; Swimming Team 1: Tumbling 1, 2; Girls’ Chorus 1, 2, 3; Minstrel Show 2, 3; Ring Committee 4. Vim, Vigor and Vitality! These make Lois an outstanding figure in studies, sports and social activities. We know that she will make as much of her college life as she has of her high school days. GROTTY, LUCILLE Lucille is one of the few girls who have a smile for everyone at anytime and everywhere. Though not active in extra curricular activities, Lucille has revealed her talents and abilities in no small way. DEUEL, BEATRICE ELLA Dancing ('lass 1; Gym Exhibition 1; Style Show 2; “M” Club 4. A cheerful heart, and smiling face Pour sunshine in the darkest place. —Anon. Gym Exhibition 1, 2, 3, 4; Chet Miller’s Vaudeville 2, 3; Dramatics 1; Girls’ Chorus 1, 2, 3, 4; Gypsy Rover 2; Girls’ Tumbling 1, 2, 3, 4; “M” Club 3, 4; Christmas Cantata 3. “Frannie” is well known for her dancing and athletic ability. She has the distinction of being the youngest member of our class. COCIIANIDKS, FRANCES — 33 — DEANE, LUCILE Chorus 2, 3; Christmas Cantata 3; M Club 4; Gym Review 2. Small in stature, but a heart, oh, so big. “Good things come in small packages” fits our Lucile. She is always agreeable and is popular among her classmates. We have no doubt but what she’ll be a success in everything she aims for. EHRMAN, ROBERT EDWARD Baseball 1; Chemistry Club 3. Hail! The Conquering Hero comes! Meet “Bob,” he’s chuck full of witty remarks and comical capers! He is a fine student and a loyal friend. We‘11 miss your whistling in the lockers, Bob. HEAL, EDWARD CHARLES Football 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 2, 3; Track 1; Tennis 3, 4; Hi-Y 3, 4; Vice-Pres. Hi-Y 3; Chet Miller’s Show 3; Miss Bob White 2; Class Day Committee. “Eddie” is our “all ’round man.” His favorite pastime is dancing. His initiative, pep, and personality, have helped to make him one of the most popular boys of the class. FIGASKY, ANN MARIE “M” Club 4. Charming, vivacious—in short she’s “sweet and lovely ”-that describes our Ann. DIESEL, CLARICE Miss Bob White 1; Gypsy Rover 2; Girls’ Chorus 3; “M” Club 4; Chet Miller’s Vaudeville 3. “Babe”, as she is better known among her classmates, has a charming and interesting personality. She is very popular among her many friends. 34 GABOR, HELEN MAXINE Gym Review 2; Girls' Chorus 4; “M” Club 4. Helen is a dark haired friendly miss. She always carries a smile and seems to be happy at all times. HERBO, FRED Freddie is a good example of the old maxim “Big things come in small packages.” Who won’t miss Fred when he leaves our domain to seek higher fame in the outside world? GREEN, EUELLEN Euellen just came into our class last year, but through her cheery disposition and loving ways she has made many friends. KELLY, EARL EUGENE Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4; “Hungry Quarterback.” Earl is a student whom we are proud to have on our list at East. Most of us envy his musical ability. Our assemblies in auditorium would have been much less enjoyable had he not been among us. We are sure he will make a great name for himself in the musical world. GUSS, MARGARET JANE Girls’ Chorus 3; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; “M” Club 3, 4; Christmas Cantata 3. Margaret’s smile and pleasing personality have won her many steadfast friends. She will be missed here at East. Good luck, Margaret! 35 LAM BROS, THOMAS Tom is one of the fellows who likes the fun of arguing in the classroom. Besides being a good student, he is a good friend. Good luck, Tom. JOHNSON, VIRGINIA Virginia is one of the quiet girls in our class. She is a very good student and is quite true to the old saying that “still waters run deep.” We wish you lots of luck in everything you do, Ginny. IIERBSTRITT, GRACE Grace is quiet, yet with qualities that win friends and success fe. She is planning a business career and we know she will KENNEDY, BETTY LOUISE Gypsy Rover 1; Gym Exhibition 1, ‘2; “M Club 2, 3, 4; Girls’ Chorus 1, 2. And here is the class joker. Betty is the happy-go-lucky sort with an infectious laugh. Everybody likes Betty and we sincerely wish her success in the business world. DURBAN, STEPHANIE JULIA Gym Review 1; Girls’ Chorus 2, 3; Style Show 1,2; Track 1. Stephanie officiates at the candy stand, and she is just as popular as the goods she sells. A good worker, and an excellent student—an ideal friend. reach her goal. — 36 — KELLEY, RUTH MARIE “M” Club 2, 3, 4; “M” Club President 4; Girls’ Chorus 2, 3; Gym Review 1, 2, 3, 4; Gypsy Rover 2; Chet Miller’s Show 2, 3; Christmas Cantata 2; Cheerleader 4; Junior Dramatics 1. Just as you see Ruth here, you see her everyday. She is always smiling, always gay—no wonder she has so many friends. Her sunny disposition and friendliness will lx wonderful assets in whatever she may choose for her life work. LEQUEAR, HELEN ALFREDA 4IM” Club 2, 3, 4; Gypsy Rover 1; Miss Bob White 1; Gym Revue 1, 2, 3, 4; Chorus 1, 2, 3; Minstrel Show 2, 3; Dramatics 1; Christmas Cantata 2; Sunrise Staff 4. Helen is a staunch, true friend. As well as being adept in her studies, (who hasn’t heard of her mathematical ability?) she has taken part in many extra-curriculur activities. We wish you success when you leave school, Helen. KOVAL, VIRGINIA Virginia is an attractive young miss who is understanding and clever. We hope others will think so too after you leave us, “Ginny.” LIEBLER, WILLIAM JOSEPH Debating 4; “Thursday Evening” 4. Behold—our silver tongued orator. “Bud” has been a great asset to our debating teams. It wouldn't surprise us much to find the name “Attorney William Liebler” gracing the front of our newspapers in the future. LEACH, C. MYRTLE M” Club 2, 3, 4; Art Club 2; Sunrise Staff 2, 4; “Hungry Quarterback” 3; Class Secretary 3. Myrtle is a petite brunette who excels in art. She is a conscientious student and will leave a host of friends at East. — 37 — KELLEY, RITA IRENE “M Club 2, 3, 4; Girls’ Chorus 1, 2, 3; Gym Revue 1, 2, 3, 4; M iss Bol) White 1; Gypsy Rover I; Minstrel Show 2, 3; Junior Dramatics I; Christmas Cantata 2. Rita is the girl with the big blue eyes and pleasant smile which have won her many pals in school and out. Her pleasantness and trustworthiness will win for her the success we so heartily wish her. KOVAL, JOE Joe’s friendly, C|uiet manner has gained for him the esteem of us all. He performs his tasks in a most satisfactory manner and we are certain of his success. MACIEJCZYK, EUGENIA (iirls’ Chorus 2, 3. We have not heard much of Eugenia during her four years with us, but we who know her value her friendship highly. We wish her the best of success in securing a position in the commercial world. LEVEY, HARRY Did you ever sec Harry without a smile? His cheery smile and disposition have been an asset to our class. His ready wit has provided much merriment in our English classes. MENOSKY, ADELINE ROSE “M” Club 4. Adeline is liked by all her classmates. She has backed East in many activities. We know that in whatever she may choose for her career, she will be successful. Good luck, Adeline! 38 MARTIN, HENRINE KATHLEEN (iirls Chorus 1, 2, 3; Style Show. Henrine has always been willing to cooperate in everything. You seldom see her without a smile. It must run in the family because Henry is her twin brother. Good luck! Henrine. MOONEY, MARGARET ANNE Orchestra 1, 2; Debating 2, 3, 4; Miss Bob White; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; Sunrise Staff 4; “M” Club 4; Literary Club 2; Jr. Dramatics 1; Play Committee 4. Margaret Anne has been a mainstay on our debating team. She has proved herself a most conscientious student. East will lose a capable and energetic student when she leaves. MINNICH, KATHRYN ELIZABETH “M” Club 2, 4; Tumbling 2; Gym Exhibition 1, 2 “Thursday Evening” 4. An attractive miss who is liked by all her classmates. Kathryn always has an air of friendliness about her. She has helped in all activities and we know she’ll be a success in the future. NOBLE, RICHARD JOHN Hi-Y 3, 4. Full of wit, pep, and jollity is our classmate, “Dick” Noble. A personality like this along with exceptional ability to play the violin will be a great asset to Dick in the future. PHILLIPS, JOHN Band 1, 2, 3, 4; Orchestra 2. John is one of our boys who thinks a great deal and says little. Few people know that he is an accomplished trumpeter, but his record proves that he was one of the loyal members of the band. MARTIN, HENRY ROBERT Intercollegiate Basketball 1; Junior Basketball 1; loot ball 3, 4; Track 4; Wrestling 4; Junior Track 1. This is our other half of the twin set. Henry, just like Henrine, has a very winning way. He is one of our popular and good football players. We will all miss him greatly when he leaves us. PHILLIPS, DOROTHY A. (.iris’ Track 1; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; Sewing Exhibition 1, 2; Tumbling 1, 2; Prom Committee 3; Class Secretary 4; “M” Club 4. “Dot” is a charming girl and is liked by everyone who knows her. She has a pleasing personality which we are sure will help her to go through life happily. MOSHER, BURTON JAMES Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4; Track 2, 4; Hi- 3, 4; Class President 4. “Burt” has been a splendid president for our class. He has kept his scholastic standing, even though he has taken part in athletics. From a very good source we learned that Burt plans on spending his future time in “sleeping and eating.' NOVICHENKO, DONALD A pleasing countenance is no slight advantage. Don has proved this statement. He has been a pal to everyone. Our whole class wish him success. PERRY, FRANCIS “Frank” is one of the witty boys in the class. He excels in history and P. O. D. and it wouldn’t surprise us much to find him one of our Senators in the future. Stick to it, Frank, and here are our best wishes. 40 POPOFF, AGNES “M” Club 4. Though quiet and shy one cannot hide the attractiveness that comes from a happy heart. PHILLIPS, MAX “Max” is a quiet, likable fellow who really can be the life of any party. He has not made known his work for the future but we wish him success in whatever it may be. RECTENWALD, RITA ANN Jr. Dramatics 1: Sunrise Staff 2, 3, 4; Orchestra 1, 2, 3; Debating 2, 3; “M” Club 4; Literary Club 2; “Thursday Evening” 4; “Miss Bob White” 1; “Gypsy Rover” 2; Prom Committee 4. Rita is one of the popular young lassies of our class. With her charming personality, she has made many friends. She deserves much praise for her work as Society Editor of our newspaper. ROSENSTIEL, ARLENE GLEN Girls' Chorus 2, 3, 4; “M Club 2, 3, 4; Gym Review 1, 2; Track 1. Arlene will be just as successful in the business world as she has been in her school career because of a ready smile and a willingness to undertake hard things. PRAETZEL, ROBERT Bob’s frank and amiable manner has made for him many friends. Though not active in athletics he is a firm supporter of all our teams. Here’s to your success, Bob. — 41 — SAMSON, ELIZABETH MARIE “M” Club 4. Here is a pal who always has a smile and cheery word for all her friends and classmates. We wish her joy and success in all she strives to do. PUSCHKR, GUSTAVE Quiet, unassuming and a steady worker, he exemplifies the spirit of courtesy and loyalty. To know Gus is to have a constant, true-hearted friend. His future plans, although unknown, are sure to be a success. Our class gives him their best wishes. RODGERS, THOMAS Miss Hob White 1; Hi-Y 3, 4. Thomas is one of the cjuiet members of the class. He is known as a good friend to all who are acquainted with him. His plans for the future are not known but the best wishes of the class are with him. SCHARRER, ROSE EDITH Gypsy Rover 1; Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; School Concert 3; “M” Club 4; Girls' Chorus 1, 2, 3; Christmas Cantata 3; Music Festival 4. A fair brunette with a pleasing personality who is a friend to all her classmates. Rose is also an excellent violinist. SGHMEIDER, DOROTHY LOUISE Girls' Chorus 2, 3; “M Club 3; Gym Review 2, 3. Dorothy is a student who makes shorthand short. We admire her happy-go-lucky attitude toward life. 42 STEADMAN, THOMAS REE Ili-Y 3, 4; Chemistry Club 3; Sunrise Stall 2, 3, 4; Rifle Club 4. Tom’s capability as business manager has been a great factor in the success of the annual. He has been a brilliant student and is a credit to East High. WHITE, DOROTHY VIRGINIA Jr. Girl Reserves Treasurer 1; Girls’ Chorus 1, 2, 3; “M” Club 2, 3, 4; Program Chairman 4; Gym Revue 1, 2, 3; Sunrise Staff 3, 4; “Gypsy Rover” 1; Dramatics 1; Christmas Cantata 2; Play Committee 4; Bird’s Oratorical Contest 3. Virginia is a vivacious little lass who is well-liked by all with whom she comes in contact. She is also very studious. Her personality is the envy of many. WOOD, GRACE A. Jr. Dramatics 1; Sunrise Staff 2, 3, 4; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; Miss Bob White 1; “Hungry Quarterback” 3; “M” Club 4; Literary Club 2; “Thursday Evening” 4; Play Committee 4. Who doesn’t know our charming Grace Wood? Through her high school career she has been a true friend and her acting ability is the envy of many. TINGLING, MARY ELIZABETH Girls’ Chorus 1, 2, 3, 4; Swimming 1, 2, 3, 4; Track 2, 3; Tumbling 1, 2; Gym Exhibition 1, 2; “M” Club 4; Gypsy Rover 2; Miss Bob White 1. Mary has been a valuable asset to our swimming team. She has a pleasing personality and has gained many friends at East. We hope she has as much success in future life as she has had at making a good name for herself in high school. ZIMMER, IN A RUTH Gym Exhibition I, 2; Girls’ Chorus 2, 4; Miss Bob White 1; Gypsy Rover 2i Minstrel Show 2, 3. I umbling 1,2. Here is one of the sweetest girls in our class. She is always ready for fun and has a smile for everybody. We don’t know what Ina’s plans for the future are, but we are sure she will be successful. 43 SCHULTZ, RICHARD All great men aren’t large. “Dick” is one of the many examples at East. “Slippery” has made himself known as a good student and loyal friend. THOMPSON, GAIL This young man, although not active in school activities, has gained many friends and proven himself to be a good student, The Class of “33” wishes him success in life. TREZISE, JOHN MACK Band 1, 2, 3, 4; Track 1, 2, 3; Football 2, 3; Gypsy Rover 3; Open House 1, 2, 3, 4. John is one of the happy-go-lucky members of our class. He has been a mainstay of our band all through high school. During his last year he has proven his ability as a debator. MARZ, FLORENCE RITA Girls’ Chorus 2, 3; “M” Club 3. Florence’s copper-colored locks are admired and envied by all. YYe wish her success in her future business career. TROCHA, CARRIE MARIE Girls’ Chorus 2, 3; “M” Club 3. Carrie has won a place in our heart’s as a true friend. Her dressmaking ability is certain to bring her success. — 44 — ROSTRON, JOSEPH “Joe” is a newcomer at East. Coming from Troy in the early part of his senior year, he soon became one of our best students. He has made a host of friends since his appearance. SMITH, WILLIAM C. Open House 2, 3; Hi-Y 3, 4; Chemistry Club 3; Football 2; Literary Club 2; Gym Review 2, 3. Just look at those twinkling eyes—and behind them is a heap of knowledge about Science. Bill plans to go to C leveland to study medicine. This will probably make more than one lass go there to study nursing. Good luck, Bill! SAMUELSON, WILFORD Football 1, 2; Tennis 3, 4; Hi-Y 3, 4; Cheerleading 1; Basketball 4. Wilford is one of the most bashful members of our class. One seldom sees him within fifty yards of a girl. All who know him heartily wish success in whatever he attempts to do. TINSMAN, DONALD (). All behold the clown of the class. We hope that Don’s dreams in the future will be as realistic and enjoyable as were his topics in the Oral English classes. SMILEY, DAVID PAUL Football 2, 3, 4; Swimming 1, 2, 3, 4: Tennis 3, 4; Hi-Y 3; President 4; “The Hungry Quarterback 3: Open House 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 3, 4; Band 1, 2, 3, 4; Class President 3; Water Polo 2, 3, 4. When it comes to water polo, swimming, and tumbling, “Buster” is certainly there. He is an enthusiastic lover of sports, and lias broken many swimming records (not to say anything about hearts). 45 — TAVE, LOUIS Although Louis belongs to tin more pensive group, he has time for fun, too. We have enjoyed Louis' friendship and shall miss him. SIEGEL, DOROTHY MARY Gym Review 1, 2; “M” Club 4; Ring Committee 4; Track 2. Dorothy is a very popular girl with a charming personality. We all wish her luck in whatever she takes up after finishing school. WILSON, MARGARET MAE “M” Club 2, 4; Gym Exhibition 1, 2, 3; Style Show 2. Prim, petite but oh, so sweet. This describes our Margaret to a “T. She is always willing and ready to help every one and is liked by all. Wish you loads of luck and success in everything you do, Marge. WOLSKI, PEARL THERESA Gym Exhibition 1, 2; “M” Club 4. Pearl is a true friend. Although she is very cpiiet she has a pleasant smile for everybody and her winning ways have made for her many friends. WOLFE, WINIFRED ELIZABETH Gym Exhibition 1, 2; M Club 4. One might think “Winnie” is quiet and shy—but to those who know her better she is full of “vim and vigor.” We wish her luck in whatever she undertakes after graduation. 46 BLOSSEY, GEORGE I). Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4; Track 1, 2r 3; Baseball 1. Meet our Juda,” the Star of the Gridiron. He has kept Fast’s standards in athletics high by his exceptional ability as a half-back. Who knows but that the readers of the Sport Pages will be kept familiar with the name of ‘Blossey” in the future. NOR WAT, DOROTHY MAY Track Team 1, 2; Gym Review 1, 2. “Dot is a girl who is a friend to everyone—always smiling, gay, and cheerful. She will surely succeed in whatever she attempts when she leaves school. HUGHES, MARTHA ELLEN Martha does not push herself forward, but she is kind, considerate and thoughtful, so has not lacked friends. Her pleasant manners will help her in entering any profession she may elect to follow. SCOYILLE, RUTH LEDA Sunrise Staff 4. We shall miss this quiet little miss when she drifts into the business world. W e are certain of her success. HOWELL, KENNETH WILLIAM Besides Ken’s smile, there is another attribute of his that will be missed at East. There wasn’t a single football game that we didn’t see Ken in the grandstands cheering for our Alma Mater. — 47 — THOMAS, LAWRENCE Football 2, 3, 4; Basketball 2, 3, 4; Captain 4. Our quarterback needs no introduction. Among his many assets are; a handsome face, a tenor voice, a sense of humor, and a charming smile that wins friends everywhere. Oood luck Mugsy. We know you’ll be successful. HOGAN, DOROTHY II. Gym Exhibition 1; Chorus 1, 2, 3; “Miss Bob White” 2; Gypsy Rover 2; Christmas Cantata; M Club 4. Dorothy is a good student and a jolly one, too. She is one of those few persons, who, by their wit, relieve the tedium of studies. We hope you’ll make life as jolly for others as you have for us, Dot. KRASOVSKI, LOTTIE FRANCES ( ‘.iris’ Tumbling 1, 2, 3, 4; Exhibition 1, 2, 3, 4; “M” Club 3, 4; Girls’ Chorus 2, 3; ('.iris’ Swimming Team 3, 4; Miss Bob White 1; Gypsy Rover 2; Jr. Dramatics 1: Chet Miller’s Show 2, 3; Sewing Exhibition 1. Somebody’s secretary! Lottie promises to be one of those efficient ones who can handle the office work better than the executive head himself. Good luck, Lottie. FRIENDS Tender smiles on loving faces Of the friends I know so well Tell me much of faith and kindness In their hearts where these may dwell. If I've sinned or erred in weakness Making many people sneer, Neither sympathy nor sadness, But their faith they'll volunteer. They will help me fight my battle, They will help me find the light In the end I will reward them Prove their trust in me was right. —Virginia White. 48 — Derrell, Conrad Oscar Oscar is a quiet, easy going fellow, but he certainly is an outstanding student. Sandgren, Vivian Elizabeth Vivian may seem quiet but her most intimate friends testify that she is one of the jolliest girls in the class. Chimenti, Edward Joseph Although Edward is a shy, quiet lad he is liked by all his fellow students. We predict great things for Ed in the future. Nielson, Eleanor Eleanor is one of the pleasant members of our class. She has been a good student and we know she will make a good secretary for someone. Cuizycki, Ann Ann is quiet but underneath is the fun-loving spirit. We are sure Ann will make a success of whatever career she may choose. Cieslak, Joseph Edward Joe has done more than his share for his school. He is not only one of our best athletes but is also one of the most popular boys in the class. We wish you luck, Joe, in whatever you attempt to do. Skinner, Inez Though Inez is one of the newest in our ranks, she has made many steadfast friends with her pleasing smile and charming personality. We are not sure what she plans to do after leaving us, but we feel sure that she will be a success in whatever she attempts. Pellow, George George is a pleasant, wide awake young fellow who has kept us all stepping to keep up with him in his studies. BEAU IDEAL There's only one boy in the world for me; Listen, I'll tell you just what he will be. Though his body be broken, that isn't a part Of the things I'll be looking for deep in his heart. Of honor, of justice, of truth I am fond; To these in young manhood I'll always respond. Ilis ideals and his morals of noblest kind Will show me his broadness and splendor of mind. A doer—though dreamer and lover at heart. Show clearly and frankly right from the start. With genuine humor, delicious and rare Portrayed by a smile that at all times will dare. I'll strive to develop the good that's in me To deserve the perfection my dream boy must be. —Virginia White. 49 We, the June Class of 1933, fully realizing that the time has come when we must say farewell to our merry life of the past twelve years, have seen fit to dispose of our cherished pleasures, many individual characteristics, and foolish fancies for which we can have no further use. We leave you all these treasures, dear under-classmen, with the hope that they might serve you as they have served us, to make your school memories as precious as those we take away with us. Mary Yingling, wishing to follow the custom created by all foregoing class wits, leaves her stale jokes to Mr. Christoff. Winnie Wolfe leaves her love to the entire student body or to just you, or you, or you. Florence Marz leaves her sewing ability to Rita Kelley. Anna Anderson’s last request is that her blonde hair be passed on to Natalie Slagter. Catherine Cochanides is anxious that her dancing ability be left to John Jageman. Frances Cochanides is satisfied just to leave the school. Dot Siegel leaves her unlimited supply of smiles and pep to Ann Dombrowski. Rose Scharrer wills her fiddle, along with her musical talent, to John Foulk. Betty Kennedy leaves her massive collection of assorted class rings to Jean Munson that it might be enlarged by the continual contributions of the chumps. Anna Ciuzycki gladly passes her swimming honors on to Eddie Zukowski. Carrie Trocha’s small appetite goes to Phyllis Rouzer. Ann Figasky’s friendliness and charming personality go to Marion Markoff. Ruth Scoville wills her quiet manner to Kootzie Mozdy. Virginia Koval leaves her pleasant manner to Ruth Linse. Clarice Deisel leaves her wardrobe to Marion Wilson. Helen Lequear, in recognition of the efforts put forth by a determined opponent, leaves all rights to A1 Freeman to Martha Swanson. Eleanor Neilson leaves her ability to giggle in class to Harry Shniderman. Lottie Krasovski leaves her acrobatic ability to Pussy with the sincere wish that it will help him wiggle out of any tight fit. Arlene Rosensticl leaves her active membership in the “M” Club to be shared equally and unselfishly by Edgar Stover and Tom Pierson. Vivian Sandgren leaves her slenderness to M iss Smith. Stephanie Hurban’s modest blushes go to Alice Moore for continual use. Beatrice Deuel leaves her bookkeeping ability to Mr. Heck, that he might pass it on to some struggling ninth grader. Lucille Crotty leaves her artistic talent to June Williams. Dot Hogan passes her curly locks on to Lois Burns. Grace Herbstritt wills her ability to vamp to Helene Loader. Virginia Johnson gives her piano ability to Dot Floyd with a hope for bigger and better auditorium programs. Lucille Dean’s gift of gab goes to Geneva Boyd. Helen Gabor leaves her schoolgirl complexion to the first undergraduate who has the courage to go through her Senior year without the aid of make-up. Myrtle Leach leaves her pretty teeth to anyone who is thinking of taking up toothpaste ad-writing for a vocation. Betty Becker leaves the first place in front of the mirror to Gene Harriger who has been a worthy rival for that place these many years. To Katherine Kravonik, Betty Samson leaves her graceful figure. Ina Zimmer leaves her bright, blue eyes to Jack Ray. 50 Class Will of 1933—Continued Virginia White leaves her sweet disposition to Miss Hughes. Alfons Adamowicz leaves his short stature to Ben Lind. Orlando Amendola wills his quiet ways to Edward Solomon. Albert Anderson bequeaths his vacancy on the cheerleading squad to Dick Hiller. Paul Anderson leaves his seat in auditorium to Harry Smith. Fred Babo leaves the wave in his hair to Jack Crotty. To Miss Hughes, George Blossey leaves his fine attendance record. Bob Bornschein wills his happy countenance to George Anderson. Edwin Brown leaves his drag with Joe Christoff to Edward Schak. Joe Cicslak leaves his position on the football team to Bob Miller. Henry Martin leaves his ability to sleep in any class to Edward McGrath. Edward Chimenti bequeaths his unassuming personality to Edward Froelich. Fred Herbo leaves his booming voice to Gerald Kelley. Lawrence Thomas wills his way with the women to Harry Shniderman. John Trezise leaves his great eloquence to Pussy Krkoska. Oscar Derrell bequeaths his fine standing in English to Joe Andrews. Kenneth Howell hands down his Earl Leiderman muscles to Julius Hamlin. Richard Noble leaves his height to Sam Papandrew. Tom Steadman wills his place on the Sunrise staff to Dominic Mando. Harry I.cvey and Don Tinsnian leave all their wise cracks to Earl Wagner. Frank Novak leaves his ability to study to Bernard Sedelmeyer. Burt Mosher leaves his job as class president to whomever will take it. Red Morgan wills his place on the auditorium programs to Leonard Kubeja. Bill Smith leaves his excellent marksmanship to Edward Smith. Earl Kelley bequeaths his bass viol to George Kopec. Robert Ehrman wills his imitation of Bing Crosby to Joe Amendola. Joe Koval leaves his harmonica to Walter La Price. Bill Stromenger bequeaths his cycling ability to Nick Adams. Thomas Lambros wills his girlish laugh to Bob Sorenson. William I.ieblcr bequeaths his characterizations to Bill Garrity. Donald Novichcnko leaves all his past book reports to A1 Freeman. Bus Smiley leaves his old jokes to The I lome of the Aged. George Pellow wills his Senior worries to Charles Jackson. Richard Schultz leaves his love for dumb animals to Chet Andrzeiczak. John Phillips bequeaths his mastery of math to Leroy Carlson. Wilford Sanuielson wills his stiles talk to Joe Lisek. Max Phillips leaves his wad of gum to James Becker. Tom Rodgers bequeaths his good disposition to Bob Wallace. Robert Praetzel wills his poetic style to Leo Kaminski. Gus Puscher wills his big smile to Bob Divcns. Joe Rostron bequeaths his calm attitude in class to Edward Zelaney. Joe Prezwicki leaves his ability to yodel to A1 Majewski. And last but not least Ed Heal leaves his knowledge of French to anyone foolish enough to take it. — 51 JOIINfJAGEMAN President RUTH KELLEY Vice-President JOHN McLEOD Secre t ary-Treasu rer The Jiumor Class In September, 1928, we, the members of the present Junior Class met, for the first time in East High School. Then we had no ambition to put forth our best efforts for the school. We regarded the school as just a school. We spent two years as insignificant Junior High students, and then we became freshmen. How proud we were to be able to make our own schedules. But the upper classmen soon made us feel that we were as insignificant as we were when we first came to East High School. As sophomores, we began to open our eyes, and, although no one paid any attention to us, we thought the school could not get along without us. Now, we of the Junior Class, who are but one step from our goal and whose most cherished wish—that of being “Seniors”—is about to be granted, have come to the realization that East is “the” school, and have endeavored to uphold her name. From among our members there have been chosen students to represent East in every activity. Our class was very well represented on the football and basketball teams. We have not been content with producing representatives alone, but we have backed, with all our might and main, all teams of the school. Despite our desire to assume the dignified title of “Seniors,” we can not deny that it is with a feeling of regret that we usher out the present class of 1933, for our new role means that we have many of the responsibilities of the school upon our shoulders. We feel that we have succeeded in executing our work faithfully up to this point and sincerely hope that we will continue to uphold the name of East High School. —Phyllis Rouzer. Junior Class Adams, Nick Adleff, Rudolph Alex, Pearl Allen, Theresa Anderson, Evelyn Andrews, Joseph Andrzeiczak, Chester Badura, Joseph Baldwin, William Barber, Robert Bart let, Evelyn Beattie, Vivian Becker, James Becker, Marie Behan, Robert Bernard, Anne Basaraba, Sophie Bethune, Douglas Birch, Jack Bisbec, Ruth Blinn, Kenneth Blossey, John Boga, William Boyd, Geneva Brojek, Raymond Buggs, Everett Burns, I.ois Carlson, Leroy Carney, William Caryl, Betty Connor, Rita Constantine, Lucille Constantine, Gertrude Crowner, Robert Delaney, Jack Demchak, Joe Devins, Robert Dombrowski, Ann Drunauski, Walter Eger, Virginia Elber, Betty Engels, Miriam Fendya, Mike Fisher, Dorothy Floyd, Dorothy Foster, Birdena Froehlich, Edward Garber, Minnie Garrity, William George, Pondy Gerhart, Dorothy Goodfleisch, Donald Graboski, Sophia Griffin, George Grugin, Mary Rita Haas, Carl Haas, Irene Hamlin, Julius Hansen, Beatrice I Iarriger, Gene Haskins, Ralph Heibel, Edward Hendrie, Laura Jane Heprich, Dorothy Hultquist, Robert Irwin, Leoda Jackson, Verna Johnson, Harriet Jonczyk, Adelaide Kailburn, Wilbur Kaminski, Leo Kantz, Frederick Klauk, Herman Krineski, Walter Krivonak, Catherine Krkoska, John Krytek, Lucien Kubeja, Leonard Kudlak, Helen Kudlock, John Lanagan, Margaret LaPrice, Walter Legenzoff, George Lehman, Lorna Leistner, Florence Lewis, John Lind, Bendz Linse, Ruth Loader, Helene Lubiak, Angela Luisy, Mary MacKrell, Madeline Mahoney, Rosemarie — 53 — Junior Class—Continued Malinowski, John Mando, Dominic Markoff, Marian Marson, Pearl McDannel, Arvilla McGrath, Edward McQuillion, Mildred Miller, Robert Millholland, Mary Moore, Alice Moran, Ruth Moravek, Joe Mo .dy, Catherine Mozdy, I.ouis Munson, Jean Munson, Kenneth Murphy, Dorothy Musarra, James Nagorski, Dorothea Nelson, Jeffrey Nelson, Richard Nielson, Margaret Oberg, Louise O’Connor, James Olson, Wendell Orloff, Conrad Papandrew, Sam Papandrew, Tom Penna, Helen Persianoff, Tony Pfadt, Robert Pfeffer, Virginia Phillip, Alexander Pierson, Tom Pronko, Helen Rogers, Doris Rostock, Charlotte Schaak, Edward Schaeffer, Elmer Scharrer, Raymond Scoville, Eleanor Sczesny, Mary Sedelmeyer, Bernard Shafer, Grace Shenker, Dorothy Slmiderman, Harry Simmons, Myrtle Simpson, George Slagter, Natalie Smith, Edward Smith, Harry Smith, Mary Sorenson, Robert Spicer, Paul Stephens, Dorothy Stover, Edgar Strenio, Mary Swanson, Gladys Swanson, Martha Swienski, Irene Rapaleneski, Joseph Ray, Jack Reynolds, Catherine Robison, Winifred Rogers, Joseph Rose, Robert Rouzer, Phyllis Royall, Leigh Ryan, John Thompson, John Tomilin, Martha Tupitza, William Volgstadt, Frank Volgstadt, George Vroblic, Edith Vroblic, Mildred Wagner, Aaron Wagner, Eugenia Wagner, Harold Wallace, Robert Warner, Evelyn Welter, Edward Wettekin, Hazel Williams, Carl Williams, June Winkletnes, Mary Wolfe, Helen Wood, Seth Yingling, Louise Yokes, Dorothy Zamierowski, Irene Zelaney, Edward Zuravlef, James 54 — It was a whirlwind, that first year of our Senior High School life, a whirlwind which flung us to dizzy heights and sucked us back to bottomless depths. First we were proud and happy. Next we were humble and despairing. Then we thought we knew something, but were shocked to find this not true. Everything was so different, just different,” from what we expected. In a word, we were bewildered “Freshmen.” But the next September found us better prepared to shoulder our own responsibilities, because—well—weren’t we “Sophomores”? But our high and mighty importance soon dwindled down to one mark of distinction; our one and invariable bit of sympathy to poor, distracted Freshies: “Never mind. We had to go through that once, too!” Very well, you Upperclassmen, laugh if you will! “To keep us in our places,” you say. But remember, we re marching on to usurp your thrones! —Marie Cecile Whaling—10B. - 55 - Adam, William Adams, Jack Alexandrowicz, Edmund Allman, Frank ( Amann, Robert Anderson, Carl Anderson, Esther Anderson, Florence 11B Anderson, Kenny Earl Andrews, Frank Andrusking, Wilbur Andrychowski, Mike Annunziata, Vincent Atkins, Paul ('� . Avril, Annabelle Bachmaier, Paul Banghart, Irma Barber, Roberta Barnett, Ida Barney, Ivan Bebko, Michael Becker, Robert Bcdal, Jeanne Bel lent ine, Dot Berner, Dorothy Berkheimer, Clyde Black, Robert M. Blaszczyk, Irene Bobango, George Borek, Thaddeus Brannen, Louise Briggs, Mildred Brown, Jack Bruno, John Brydon, James Brzezicki, Frank Buchanan, Violet ('anavan, John ('antIon, Claire Cantor, Mary Jane Carney, Francis Clyde Cherniak, John Chiz, Frank Chonacki, Irene Christian, Norma Chronis, Helen Chronis, William Chroselski, Edward Cieslak, John Clayton, Norman Clements, Virginia Clouser, John Collins, Mary Coyne, Anne Crotty, Jack Crotty, Josephine C'rynock, Mary Culmer, Evana Daub, Elaine Demyanovich, Helen Ditrich, Frances Dombrowski, Pete Donikoski, Mary Donlin, Thomas Donovan, Kathryn Downing, Marianne Doyle, Anne Miriam Dronfield, Lillian Edmonds, Doris Eh ret, Walter Elam, Esther Erich son, Grace Fairweather, June Fargo, Richard Fava, Yolanda Ferguson, Richard (■alia, William Golab. Joe F. Golabieski, Ann Marie Goodwin, Gerald Paul Gora, Stasia Glowacki, Robert Haaf, William I laluppzynski, Stanley Handley, Richard Hansen, Raymond I lart, Jack Hawryliw, Katherine Heberle, Homer I leid, Francis lleintz, Arthur Hess, Winifred Hetzer, Jeanne Hiller, Richard Hines, Robert Horton, Ethelyn Irwin, Frances Jansen, Mary Jansen, Rose Johnson, Aimee Johnston, Don Johnstone, Lois Juska, Josephine Kalivoda, Margaret Kaminski, John Kilgore, Lois King, Ethel Kisis, Agnes Koen, Genevieve Koper, Stephen Krantz, Mary Kreider, Dick Krumpe, Jean Krysiak, Peter Kubeya, Esther Kudlock, Susan Kujan, Josephine Lacney, Mildred Laffey, Frances Lara way, Dorothy Larson, Eleanor — 56 — Sophomores—Continued LaSalomic, Dorothy Law, Isadore l.awkowicz, Esther Lee, Richard Legenzoff, Alexander Leighton, Joseph l.inse, Dolores Lintelnian, Edith I.ossie, Robert Lubak, Hedwig Lutsch, Theresa Macuk, Tessie Mallores, Koala Maly, Anna Markevitch, Mary Martin, Robert Martin, Ruby Matulevich, Catherine McCormick, Anna McDannel, George Menosky, Margaret Mileski, Mitchell T. Mileski, Richard A. Miller, Jean Minnich, Richard Mintzer, Rita Misdusweski, Chester Montgomery, Harold Moore, Earl Moorhead, Gerald Moravek, Paul Mozdy, Dorothy M unger, Melvin Muntean, Mary Musarra, Thomas N'agorski, Tillie Nelson, Clyde Nelson, Doris Nielsen, Andrew Nielsen, Karl Nielsen, Marion Nilscn, Solveig Nowak, Edward O’Donnel, George Olson, Elsie Orloff, Jennie Orlowski, Nick Palucki, Irene Patterson, John Papandrew, Kally Pattinson, Winifred PersianofT, Joe Phillips, Lena Piekanski, Clara Pluskota, Clara Pope, George Povench, Michael Purzycki, Peter Rosinska, Sophie Rosinski, Irene Roth, Joe R. Roy, James M. Roy, Kenneth Rhodes, Pearl Ricart, Paul F. Ring, Helen Russell, Rita Schaaf, Will J. Schloss, Florence Schnabel, Erich Schuster, Mary Schuller, Gertrude Sheminick, Helen Showers, Ruth Siciliano, Tony Simon, Florence Sipple, John D. Smogorzewski, Genevieve Smolinsky, Anthony Smith, Edward Smith, Kenneth R. Sokolowski, Anthony Solucki, Helen Spangenburg, Ray Steinbacker, Bernadine Sterling, Anna Stewart, Catherine Stromenger, Marian Sullivan, Thomas Swart wood, Christina Swart wood, Florence Trocha, Bernard Tupitza, Bessie Uhrmacher, Ann Van Amburg, Donald Vergotz, Walter VolInter, Thelma Wagner, Earl Wagner, James C. Walach, Frank J. Wallace, Edward Weber, Adelaide Weber, John . Whaling, Marie C. Wiertel, Joseph Wilkins, Paul Williams, Wayne Wilson, Marian Winkelntes, Henry Winschel, Slaty Wollett, Eugene Workman, Ethel Tingling. Dorothy Young, Mildred Yusz, Margaret Yurkovich, Theodore Quigley, Jack Rawa, Dorothy Roberson, Corena -57- Zlotnick, Martha Zygai, Edward We were such soft, pulpy, little tadpoles as we entered this larger pool and tried to make our way about among all the boisterous frogs claiming the right of way. They didn’t eat us but we were badly scared. Tadpoles we are no more, though our voices have not yet developed that deep bass for which we long. Still our treble makes itself heard now that we are Freshmen. Next year we hope to discover certain tones used by the upper class people and enjoy their effect upon the world at large. We are fairly devouring knowledge, in order to gain the necessary bulk and weight. —Melvin Schodt—9A. 58 Adams, Donald Adair, Mildred Adamezyk, Raymond Adleff, Erna Ager, Raymond Alamenciak, Helen Amann, Donald Amendola, Mathilda Anderson, Elsie Andrako, Sophie Andrews, Virginia Arrowsmith, DeWitt August, Jean Babcock, Raymond Barnhart, Marshall Bauea, Loretta Bauschard, Thelma Beresford, Helen Beskid, Mary Bessmer, Elaine Bethune, Margaret Borczon, Genevieve Borczukowski, Leonard Bordwell, Norma Borkowski, Frank Bossart, Francis Botch, Florence Bowen, Frank Boyd, John Brazec, Ellen Brewer, Alta Brown, Thora Buell, Marion Bujnowski, Raymond Burenko, Sophie Burgnon, Eugene Carnahan, Gladys C'arnecki, Frank Caldwell, Jack Callahan, Paul Carney, Bob Carter, Norene Cleaver, Daniel Cermak, John Chervenka, Gertrude Chimenti, Helen Chimenti, Ida Chitwood, Bernell Chroseleski, Irene Clamardi, Joseph Conley, Dorothy Corritore, Virginia Courter, Jack Craig, Allan Cromwell, Frances Culbertson, Doris Curran, Bob Czemerych, Regina Czysz, Regina Daly, Thomas Daugherty, Lynnette DeHarde, Chris Deluca, Frank Demyanovich, Frank Dennison, Beth Deuel, Alice May Divell, Arthur Divell, Joseph Dombrowski, Joe Donikowska, Olga Donlin, Marie Dulin, Joseph Duska, Josephine Eckert, Howard Edingcr, Russell Ehret, Milton Elber, Frances Essigmann, Carl Estes, June Fava, Adelaide Faulhaber, Lois Federoff, Florence Federoff, Katherine Finster, Elmer Firch, Gerald Fiakowski, Stanley Ford, Edna Fox, Winifred Frankoff, Ruth Freeman, Robert Frew, Jack Furffa, John Gaduski, Helen Galla, Joseph Gathers, William Gehrlein, Louis Gensheimer, Herbert Geza, Jennie Ghise, Mary Golab, Sophie Good, Dorothy Goodard, Ariel Goodfleisch, Robert C.orney, Alois Gust, Florence Gwizdz, Leonard Hale, George I laminar, Harold Hart, Raymond Haskins, Mary Hazen, Harry Heid, Martin Hogan, Howard Hooper, William Hopkins, Glenn Horak, Catherine Hornyak, Mike Hurban, Helen Irmler, Doris Jageman, Charles Jakubowski, Frances James, Edward Janeski, Bernard Jankowski, Josephine Januleski, Alfons Jares, Joseph Jisnoski, Agnes Kaiser, Richard Kalivoda, Steve Karle, Louise Karpinska, Angela Kelsh, Marian Kelly, Donald Kendzior, Julia Kerr, Betty Klauk, Dorothy Klins, Howard Kolar, Mary Korzlowski, Mike Kosciuch, Irene Kosienski, Anthony Kosko, John Koston, Ida Kostur, Margaret Kownacki, Stanley Kozakiewicz, Sophie Krantz, Ethlyn Kraut, Richard Krkoska, George Kuchar, Mary Kudlock, Joseph Kuehl, Martha Kujan, Steve Kuligoski, Sophie La Solontie, Winnifred Law, Nellie Leszek, Albert I.inse, Richard . 50 Freshmen—Continued Locke, Irma l.ongnecker, Norma Lubelski, Frances I.uca, Jacob Lundstrom, Lilly Maciukiewicz, Edward Maciukiewicz, Walter Madigan, Edward Magill, George Malcolm, Jessie Manifold, Arthur Majchrowski, Jennie Manning, Audrey Martin, Marjorie Marz, John Matteson, Wallace Mattiers, Frances Mazur, Frances Mazur, Edward McCall, Catherine McCormick, Geraldine McMichael, Margaret Mead, Marion Merkle, Virginia Michali, Helen Michel, William Mikitos, Mary Michael, Alex Mitchell, Alfred Mitchell, Lawrence Mitchell, Lucille Milkulka, Mary Mikolaiczak, Mary Moyer, Hilton Nagy, Paul Narbut, Bernard Narusewicz, Peter Nawrocki, Walter Nesselhauf, Margaret Niemic, John Oberlander, Helen O'Conner, Mary O’Day, Gertrude O’Hara, Joseph O'Neil, Harry Oprazdek, Marie Orlemanski, Richard Osborne, Robert Osiecki, Sigismund Pancerev, Anna Pancerev, Clifford Pancerev, Evan Pctack, John Patasky, William I’eltz, Nelda Penna, Jennie Peterson, Alex Pfadt, Dorothy Pietrzak, Irene Pleszeski, Olga Pohl, Joseph Pokorski, Mary Kathryn Popoff, James Potoka, Stanley Poulos, Otilla Praetzel, Edna Prizinsky, Joe Pronko, Stella Quirk, Jack Quirk, Richard Radaker, Louis Rafalowski, Regina Randolph, Lois Ray, George Rectenwald, Eleanor Reiter, Josephine Resinger, Geraldine Resta, Delbert Ricart, Donald Rich, Frederick Rieger, Jack Robasky, Catherine Rostron, Jim Rung, Mary Ann Rymoff, Paul Santor, Harriet Schodt, Melvin Schlaufman, Raymond Schneider, Dorothy Schmeider, Kathleen Schumacher, Bill Schwab, Warren Secord, Elwood Shade, Helen Shaffer, Ethel Shaw, Ralph Shea, Ruth Simpson, Mary Skaradzinski, Sigmund Skovron, Edward Sleboda, Tillie Slupski, Edwin Smith, Casimir Smith, Peter Smith, William Smyklo, Stanley Snarska, Genevieve Sobotoski, John Sokolowski, Irene Solomon, Steve Sorek, Catherine Sosinski, John Sperides, Mary Stanko, Julia Stauffer, Mary Margaret Steele, Bert Steff, Nick Steimer, Lucille Sterrett, Margaret Stewart, James Sturgulewski, Harry Suleski, Russell Sullivan, Frances Sullivan, Robert Swanseger, Irene Swanson, Harry Szczesny, Stella Tomczak, Edward Trojan, Helen Truskowski, Alex Ul, Edward Ulanski, Frances Valentine, Betty Valentine, Viola Vandervort,' Margaret Vogus, Robert Warnoff, Fred Weigand, Charles Widomski, Marie Widzek, Irene Wieczorek, Eileen Wilson, Bernella Winkler, Cecilia Winschel, Charles Winschel, Marian Wisnewski, Lillian Wojkowski, Alphonse Wollett, Ray Wozniak, Stanley Wysocki, Genevieve Yusz, Helen Zaluski, Helene Zamierowski, John Zebroski, Stella Zenewiez, Peter Zukowski, Eddie Zukoski, Stasia — 60 — IBCCfe TW0 ATHLETICS LARAWAY. JACK Football Captain TUPITZA, JOHN Football Manager GILLESPIE, H. C. Faculty Advisor HYDE. JAMES Coach KOMORA. JACK Coach CHRISTOFF, JOSEPH C-oach THOMAS. LAWRENCE Basket ball Captain HOWELL, KENNETH Basketball Manager ANDERSON, W. O. Activities Treasurer 62 � — 68 1932 City Champions Jack Lara way. Capt. J. F. Hyde—Coach J. H. Komora—Coach J. C. Christoff— Coach C. Miller—Student Coach J. Tupitza—-Manager E. Meyers—Asst. Mgr. A. Chimenti—Asst. Mgr. M. Povench—A sst. Mgr. N. Adams—A sst. Mgr. J. Sobotowski—Asst. Mgr. J. Tupitza—A sst. Mgr. J. Prizinsky—Asst. Mgr. E. James—A sst. Mgr. K. Roy—Asst. Mgr. Lettermen J ack Lara way 36 George Blossey 37 Burton Mosher _ -32 Arthur Amann -39 Ed. Froelich. 45 Joe Cieslak 34 Henry Martin 32 John Gonski.. 43 Jack Brydon -17 G. Kopec 43 Lawrence Thomas. .. 46 John Krkoska - -36 John Jageman 30 Paul DeTuerk, -23 Sigismund Osiecki .21 John Machuga---- 16 Chester Andryczak- __26 Walter LaPrice________ -25 Joe Lisek______ ______ 2') John Tupitza—Manager Varsity Schedule East High 6 Academy 0 East High 12 Meadville. -0 East High 19 Ashland, Ky . 13 East High 32 Dubois._ 0 East High 19 Strong Vincent .6 East High 53 Ridgway 0 East High 12 Sharon .6 Eiast High 31 Erie Tech. 0 East High 7 N. Tonawanda .0 East High 25 Jamestown 6 East High 0 Steubenville-... 14 East High 20 C. Memorial 0 East High 18 Cleveland E. 6 Games Won—12 Games Lost—1 Games Tied—0 East High Total Points—254 Opponents—51 Remarks 1. Won City Championship. 2. First team to win from Ashland, Ky. in 7 years. 3. John Krkoska—captain 1933 team. 4. Only team to win from Campbell Memorial in 1932. 5. The 1932 team began practice with only 3 varsity players left from the 1931 team. i,'i Football Squad 1932 TOP ROW Michael. Alex; Smith. Robert; Thompson. John; Chroselski. Edward; Purcell. William; Johnston. Donald; O'Donell. George; Shlller. John; Trocha, Bernard; Andrusklng. Wilbert; Solomon, Edward; Cieelak, John; Wilkins. Paul; Sullivan, Robert; Sedelmyer, Bernard. FOURTH ROW Puzarowskl. Henry; Intrieri. Clement; Shaw. Ralph; Moorhead. Frank; Trezlse. Tom; LaPrice, Ralph; 'I'upitza. William; Bohun. Frank; Madejewski. Alex; Barber. Robert; Chiz. Frank; Burke. Leonard. THIRD ROW Meyer, Elmer. Ass’t Mgr.; Povench. Mike. Asst Mgr.; Ouigley. Jack; Garrity. William; Dombrowski. Peter; Kaminski. John; Amendola. Joe; Smith. Robert; Kaminski. Leo; Solomon. Steve; Schak. Edward; Heal. Edward; Blinn. Kenneth; Ehret. Walter; Powell. Paul; Andrews. Joe; Amann. Robert; Krineski. Walter; Arrowsmith. Dewitt; Sobotowski. John. Ass’t. Mgr.; Chimenti. Armand. Ass’t. Bus. Mgr. SECOND ROW James. Edward. Ass’t. Mgr.; Roy. Kenneth. Ass’t. Mgr ; Roth. Joe; Freeman. Albert; Lisek. Joe; Andrze-jczak. Chester; Machuga, John; Roy. James; LaPrice. Walter; Lind. Benz; Osiecki. Siglsmund; DcTuerk, Paul; Brydon. Jack; Grotty, Jack; Majewskl. John; Ropelewski. Joseph; Adams. Nick, Ass’t. Mgr. FRONT ROW Tupitza. George, Ass’t. Mgr.; llornyak. Michael; Jageman. John; Amann. Arthur; Cieslak. Joe; Mosher. Burton; Thomas. Lawrence; Laraway. Jack; Blossey. George; Krkoska. John; Kopec. George; Martin. Henry; Gonski. John; Froelich. Edward; Tupitza. John. Mgr.; Robison, Howard. Ass’t Mgr. 70 Senior High 3 rack 1932 TOP ROW llartunft, Robt.; Hendrie, Wm.; Buell. Howard; Wagner. Aaron; Knelsslcr. Martin; Kelly. Gerald; Cleslak. Joe; Lewis, Jack; Boga. Wm.; Thompson. John. SECOND ROW Stafford, Merle; Crotty. David; Kaminski. Leo; Neely. James; I.aPrlce. Walter; Dlehimter. Fell ; Anton, Emil; Johnston. Donald; DeTuerk, Paul. FRONT ROW Powell. Paul; Schak. Edw.; Solomon, Edw.; LUek. Joe; Hines, James (Cupt.); Blossey, Geo.; Hiller, Kdw.; C.oyne, John; Laniwuy, Jui k. Senior Basketball TOP ROW CHKOSELSKI, EDWARD BARNEY, IVAN FOULK, SORENSON, JOHN ROBERT THIRD ROW HOWELL, KENNETH Mgr. SCHAK, EDWARD KRKOSKA, JOHN LISEK, JOE FISHER, CHARLES RAY. JACK HYDE, JIM loach OONSKI, JOHN SECOND ROW KAMINSKI, LEO THOMAS, LAWRENCE Capt. KOPEC, GEORGE LARA WAY JACK SCHILLER, JOHN FRONT ROW AMENDOLA, JOE O’CONNOR, JAMES KAMINSKI, JOHN 72 — JACEMAN, JOHN BRYDON, JACK East High Basketball Record 1932-1933 CITY CHAMPIONS J. F. Hyde. Coach Lawrence Thomas, Captain Date Dec. 14 Dec. Hi Dec. 20 Dec. 27 Dec. 30 Dec. 31 Jan. 7 Jan. 10 Jan. 10 Jan. 21 Jan. 31 Feb. 0 Feb. 17 Feb. 23 Feb. 28 Mar. 3 Mar. 17 Mar. 18 Mar. 21 LETTERMEN Lawrence Thomas. Capt., 70 Leo Kaminski. 70 Joseph Lisek. .r 8 Jack Ray. 45 George Kopec. 51 John Gonski. 35 SCHEDULE AND RECORD DISTRICT 10 CHAMPIONS Kenneth Howell. Mgr. I). Schell. Asst. Mgr. E. Wallace. Asst. Mgr. Jack Laraway. 32 Jack Brydon. 20 John Krkoska, 20 Edward Schak. 20 Kenneth Howell. Manager Dav Place Hast Opponent Referee Wed. Alumni at East 31 30 Brown Fri. Oil City at East . . . .30 20 Anderson T ues. Kanty College at East. ....47 14 Brown Tucs. Butler at Butler 22 33 Reed Fri. Farrell at Farrell . ... 28 27 Shull Sat. Aliquippa at Aliquippa Oil City at Oil City ....21 39 horbes Sat. 21 28 Grady T ues. Academy at Academy 29 24 Fitting and Anderson Thurs. Erie Tech at East .... 28 21 Anderson Sat. Alliance Academy at Alliance. .... 27 31 Kingsley Tues. Strong Vincent at East ... 30 29 Abcle and Burns Thurs. Academy at East 34 16 Burns Fri. Erie Tech at Y. M. C. A. ....26 31 Burns Thurs. Alliance Academy at East 27 Burns Tues. Strong Vincent at Strong Vincent. . ... 30 27 Burns and Williams Fri. Dunkirk at Dunkirk 18 Henning Fri. Girard at Strong Vincent 28 25 Anderson and Abele Sat. Oil City at Allegheny 17 Abele and Hetra Tues. Du Bois at Brookville GAMES WON—13 35 GAMES Taylor and Potts LOST—6 EAST HIGH TOTAL POINTS—580 EAST HIGH AVERAGE POINTS PER GAME—30 D. Schell elected manager of 1033-34 team. Leo Kaminski elected captain of 1033-34 team. OPPONENTS TOTAL POINTS—402 OPPONENTS AVERAGE POINTS—25 Lawrence Thomas, Capt. Leo Kaminski Joseph Lisek Jack Ray George Kopec John Gonski Jack Lara way Ivan Barney Name Thomas.. Kaminski Lisek Ray..... Kopec Gonski.. . Laraway Brydon. . Krkoska. Name Thomas.. Kaminski Lisek Ray..... Kopec Gonski. Schak... Name Thomas... Kaminski. Lisek..... Ray....... Kopec Gonski... . Lara way. Brydon... Schak..... Krkoska Amendola Chroselski 1932-33 Squad Jack Brydon Edward Schak Ed. Chroselski Joseph Amendola Robert Sorenson John Kaminski Charles Fisher Burton Mosher John Schiller James O’Connor John Foulk John Majewski John Jageman Harry Smith Edward Solomon INDIVIDUAL RECORDS (For City Series Games) Field Fouls Total mes Coals Made Tried Points 6 11 3 7 25 6 20 15 19 55 6 11 5 7 27 6 12 6 11 30 5 6 0 3 12 6 7 2 5 16 2 2 1 2 5 3 2 0 0 4 4 1 1 1 3 INDIVIDUAL RECORDS (For Tournament Games! Field Fouls Total a mes Coals Made Tried Points 8 1 5 17 .3 10 12 12 32 .3 5 2 6 12 .3 .3 5 9 19 19 3 1 2 7 .2 1 0 1 2 .2 1 1 2 3 INDIVIDUAL RECORDS (For Entire Season) Fouls Carnes Field Coals Made . . 19 49 13 53 39 .18 23 13 .16 26 21 18 23 9 17 19 4 .11 7 5 . . 10 15 10 .14 6 2 .10 5 2 . 5 1 T ... tl 0 i Tried 27 48 25 41 10 11 8 19 8 2 2 1 Total Points 111 145 59 73 55 42 19 40 14 12 3 1 7. — 1932 Track Lcttcrmen and Points CROTTY, DAVID SOLOMON. EDWARD HYDE. Coach CHRISTOFF. Coach KOMORA. Coach DETUERK, PAUL BLOSSEY, GEORGE 48 14 1-2 14 5-12 16 1-2 ANTON, EMIL NEELY, JAMES POWELL. PAUL DISHINGER, FELIX RUTKOWSKI, BROWNISLAUS EVANOFF, SAM COYNE, JOHN AO 1-6 21 10 9 A6 1 -A 16 1-A 16 HILLER, EDWARD STAFFORD, MERLE LISEK. JOSEPH SHADLE, OLIVER KAMINSKI. LEO LARA WAY, JACK HINES. JAMES 56 44 At 2-A Mgr. 14 A0 1-12 Capt. 61 2-A SCHEDULE AND RECORD Dual Meets Won 4, Lost 2 April 22 East 62 April 29 East 82 1-2 May 4 East 46 May 14 East 87 1-3 May 28 East 53 June 1 East .70 1-2 East Alumni. _______________ Polish National Alliance College. Erie Vincent..............- - - Youngsvillr Warren----- Erie Tech— . ------- .51 (East Field) .38 1-2 (East Field) .75 (Stadium) 25 2-3 (Youngsville) .60 (Warren) .50 1-2 (East Field) OTHER MEETS March 26—Cleveland Athletic Club Meet at Public Auditorium in Cleveland. East placed fifteenth. May 7—Pitt Interscholastics at Pitt Stadium—East placed eighth out of about seventy-five schools. May 21—District Ten Meet at Erie Stadium—Erie Academy first 50, Strong Vincent second 48 1-2, Sharon third 25 1-2, East fourth 18 1-2. June 4—Quadrangular Meet at Erie Stadium—Academy first, Strong Vincent second, East third, Tech fourth. REMARKS Pete Bowen running for the Alumni made new East High field record of 9.8 seconds in the 100 yard dash. New School Records: Pole Vault.........11 '3 Brownislaus Rutkowski (actual measurements). High Jump............5'6 Emil Anton (actual measurements). Shot Put____________43'6 Edward Hiller. 880 Yd. Relay______1:36.8 Lisek, Laraway, Stafford, Solomon. Discus.............120' David Crotty (8 inches short of district record). 75 Junior High I rack 1932 MIDDLEWEIGHTS Coach-------J. H. Komora Manager. Mike Hornyak Assislattl Coach—B. Williams Assistant Manager..Ed. Janies Assistant Manager. John Szkatoiski LETTERMEN Dewitt Arrowsmith (Capt.) Points Scored Arrowsmith, Dewitt________________2914 Kaminski, John____________________29 Schell, Merle______ . _20J£ Pohl, Joe-------------------------14J4 Kwiatkowski, Ray 14J4 Hornyak, Mike______ Mgr. Narbut, Bernard_________________ 12 RECORD East 45 East 26 East 26 East 51 Alumni 23 Roosevelt 33 Wilson 33 Gridley 7 CITY JUNIOR HIGH MEET Roosevelt 27 East 14 Wilson 22 Academy 0 Gridley 0 Burton 0 Dewitt Arrowsmith Theo. Borczon B. Narbut W. Slipps R. Sullivan Ed. Tomzak SQUAD J. Quigley M. Schell G. Hale I. Barney P. Callahan P. Moravek R. Hansen John Kaminski Jack Hart R. Kwiatkowski C. Borge J. Pohl F. Wodecki REMARKS 1. Won two dual meets and lost two. 2. Placed second in the City meet. 76 Junior High Track 1932 HEAVYWEIGHT Coach.....-J. H. Komora Manager.....-Ed. James Student Coach B. Williams Assistant Manager..John Szkotnicki Assistant Manager..Mike Hornyak LETTERMEN S. Solomon (Capt.) Steve Solomon__ Bernard Trocha. Edward Landers Robt. La Price Ed. James. Points Scored M'A 29 yA 23 22 'A Mgr. RECORD East 29 M Alumni 36 M East 37% East Varsity Reserves 30 East 28 Meet with Roosevelt not finished East 43% Academy 24% CITY JUNIOR HIGH MEET Roosevelt 34 East 29 Academy 11 Wilson 7 Gridley 0 Burton 0 SQUAD S. Solomon H. Moyer H. Puzarowski E. Landers W. Borczon J. Cieslak F. Bohun A. Michael J. Crotty R. La Price B. Trocha F. Borkowski G. O’Donnell E. Smith E. Schnabel E. Adams REMARKS 1. Team showed improvement all season. 2. Won two dual meets and lost one. 3. Placed second in City Junior High Meet. 4. First year to have a separate lightweight team. 5. Won three dual meets and lost two. 0. Made the best record in the city meet of any previous East lightweight team. 77 — Track Junior High Lightweights TOP ROW Faulhaber, Bud; Bladgeh, Chester; Prlzinskl, Joseph; Simon. Ed.. Student Coach; Dorbeila, Frank; Lynftc. Roy; Schumacher, Wm. SECOND ROW Andrck. John; Hoffman, Jack; Bethune, Douglas; Dulin, Joe; Demarco, Tony; Burgnon. Eugene; Majersky, John. FRONT ROW Schwindt, Robt.; Bilitnekoff. Wm.; Coyne. Clarence; Hogan, Howard; Forish, Steve; Divell, Arthur; Heidt. Roht. Junior High Heavyweights and Middleweights TOP ROW Carney, Clyde; Norton, Bernard; Barney, Ivan; Schnabel. Erich; Williams. Bernard, assistant Coach; Vollmer, Jack; Hale, Geo.; Wiertel, Joe; Hornyak, Wm., assistant Manager. THIRD ROW Hart, Jack; Hansen. Raymond; Borkowski. Frank; Moravek. Paul; Callahan. Paul; Walach, Paul; Kaminski. John; Slipps. Walter; Moyer, Hilton; Borczon, Walter. SECOND ROW Adams. Eugene; Michael. Alex; Schell, Merle; Pohl. Joe; Puszarowski, Henry; Trocha. Bernard; Bohun. Frank; LaPrice. Robt.; Borge, Otto; Landers. Edw. FRONT ROW Szkotnicki, John; Kwiatowski. Robt.; (Juigley. Jack; Cleslak, John; Borczon, Theo.; Sullivan, Robt.; Solomon, Steve; Arrowsmith. Dewitt; O’Donnell. Geo.; James. Edw.. assistant Manager. 78 Boxing and Wrestling Champions 1932 JACK KOMORA. COACH CABADAY. MOYER. JAMES. HORNYAK. STEVE HILTON EDWARD ROBERT 100 Ih. Boxing 147 lb. Boxing 112 lb. Boxing 100 lb. Wrestling KAMINSKI. CRAIG, GALLA. KAMINSKI. JOHN ALLEN JOHN LEO 118 lb. Boxing and Wrestling 80 lb. Wrestling 112 lb. Wrestling 126 Ih. Boxing and Wrestling 79 J. W. Ray—Coach Tennis 1932 E. Huffman—Cap!. Mgr. Squad Huffman, Edward Anderson, Raymond Moser, Paul Simpson, William Brydon,Jack Wells, Robert Smiley, David Burgnon, Edward Heal, Edward Samuelson, Wilford Lettermen 1. E. Huffman 3. J. Brydon 2. P. Moser 4. D. Smiley Matches East 4}2 Academy 2 East 7 Prep 0 East 4 Yi Vincent East 5'A Kanty i Yi East 2 Yi Academy 4 M East 1 Grove City G East 7 Tech 0 East 3 J amestown 4 East 5 Prep 2 East 5 Vincent 2 East 2Yi Academy (Play-off Match) IJ-j Won 7 Lost 3 Remarks: lied Academy for City Championship but lost the play-off match. 80 Golf 1032 J. W. Ray—Coach Kappel—Cupt. Mgr. Kappel Ray Wallace Squad Frank Noyes Rebuck Kappel Wallace Lettermen Ray Frank Record Academy 0 East 6 Tech 8'A East Prep 9'A East 2'A Vincent 4J4 East 7 'A Westmillcreek 3 East 9 Wesleyville 8 East 4 Academy 9 East 2XA Tech lxA East i'A Prep 5 East 7 Vincent 5 H East 6 'A Westmillcreek 0 East 12 (Forfeit) Wesleyville 0 East 12 (Forfeit) Won I) Lost 5 Tied 1 8 J - Swimming Junior High LETTERMEN PERSIANOFF. •ZAMIEROWSKI TOP ROW ARROWSMITH. JOE FRANK ARTHUR Coach 'PUZAROWSKI HENRY •GLOWACKI. ROBERT DOM BROWIK, YUSZ, ALOIS MIKE FRONT ROW •DELUCA •PATTERSON 'NAWROCKI, AMENDOLA HORN YAK. FRANK JOHN WALTER AL MIKE Senior High • LETTERMEN 7.1 KOWSKI, EDWARD •MARTIN, ROBERT TOP ROW ARROWSMITH, NELSON. ARTHUR JEFFREY Coach Mgr. MAN I 0. M ACIEJ EWSKI. NICK ALEX MOZDY, LEWIS •SMILEY. PA PAN DREW DAVID SAM FRONT ROW TUPITZA. •AMENDOLA, JOHN JOE •ORLOFF, VERGOTZ, CONRAD WALTER 82 Swimming Junior High CITY CHAMPIONS 1932-33 Art Arrowsmith. Coach Mike Hornyak. Manager Howard Robison. Captain RECORD East Opponents Place 28 25 Academy 40 22 East 36 26 East 30 23 Strong Vincent Total Points 143 06 • East High won the Triangular Meet by scoring 30 points. SQUAD Persianoff, Joe Patterson. John De Luca, Frank Zamierowski. John Robosky, Edward Puzarowski. John Demyanovich. Frank •Arrowsmith. DeWitt Dembrowski, Sigmund Glowacki. Robert George, Pete •Robison. Howard Amendola. Albert Nawrocki. Walter Tomczik, Edward Yusz. Mike Popoff, James Senior High 1932-33 Arthur Arrowsmith, Coach Jeffrey Nelson, Manager David Smiley, Captain RECORD East Opponents Place 18 45 Academy 18 49 East High 20 50 Y. M. C. A. 13 54 East High 25 42 Strong Vincent 31 37 East High Total Points 125 277 Quadrangular Meet East High 8 points. Water Polo CITY CHAMPIONS 1932-33 Arthur Arrowsmith. Coach Jeffery Nelson. Manager David Smiley, Captain LETTER MEN David Smiley 52 Joe Cieslak 50 Alex Maciejewski 48 John Krkoska 32 Edward Zukowski 44 Mike Bebko 28 Robert Martin 32 John Patterson 42 Joe Amendola 27 Jeffrey Nelson Mgr. SCHEDULE AND RECORD Date East Opponent Place Official Dec. 5 7 Academy 5 Academy M.utes Dec. 12 3 Vincent 2 East Wrgnt Dec. 19 9 Tech 2 East Vergotz Jan. 9 8 Academy 3 East Vergotz Jan. 16 6 Vincent 5 Vincent Vergotz Jan. 23 6 Tech 2 Tech Sola Feb. 6 5 Academy 3 Academy Sola Feb. 13 S Vincent 7 East Sola Feb. 20 8 Tech 2 East Vergotz Feb. 27 3 Academy 4 East Sola Mar. 6 10 Vincent 8 Vincent Sola Mar. 13 7 Tech 3 Tech Sola Mar. 17 8 Academy 6 Academy Sola • Play off game for 2nd half championship Games Won— 12 Games I-ost—1 East Total Points—88 Opponents—52 League Standing First Half Won Lost Percentage East 6 0 1.000 Vincent 4 2 660 Academy 3 3 500 Tech 2 4 333 League Standing Second Half Won Lost Percentage East 6 1 Academy 5 2 Vincent 1 5 Tech 1 5 Water Polo and Senior Swimming Squad Smiley, David Papandrew, Sam Freeman, Albert Maciejewski. Alex Tupitza. John Orloff. Conrad Amendola. Joe Crotty, Jack Zukowski. Edward Vergotz, Walter Philip, Alex Patterson, John Martin. Robert Cieslak. Joe Bebko. Mike Krkoska. John Wagner. John Mando. Dom. Mozdy. Lewis Adams. Nick Povench, Mike Glowacki, Robert 83 BOTTOM PICTURE TOP ROW Sullivan, Harold; Intrlcri. Clement; Burns, Ray; Cone, Clarence, Asst. Mgr.; Malinowski, Walter; Bluezyk, Chester; Bohun, Steve. SECOND ROW James, Edw.; Hogan, Howard; Sturgleski, Harry; Komora, J. H.; Adamczyk, Joe; Zmudzinski, Walter; Pruzinsky, Joe; Hornyak, Stephen FRONT ROW Kaminski, John; Skibinski. Joe; Arrowsmith, DeWitt; Solomon, Steve, Capt.; Sullivan, Robert; Herdzik, Chester; Bohun, Frank. ONE OF THE BEST OFFENSIVE JUNIOR HIGH TEAMS, EAST EVER HAD. — 84 — Junior High Basketball 1932-33 CITY CHAMPIONS Coaches—.....J. H. Komora Manager........Edward James Bernard Williams Assistant Manager..Clarence Cone Assistant Manager. -Stephen Homyak LETTERMEN Solomon, Steve Arrowsmith, Dewitt Bohun, Frank Kaminski, John Herdzik, Chester Malinowsky, Walter Sullivan, Robert Burns, Ray Skibinski, Joe Pruzinsky, Joe SCHEDULE AND RECORD East Opponents Dec. 6 Alumni at East 21 24 Dec. 8 Tech Jrs. at East 45 21 Dec. 13 East at Gridley 39 31 Dec. 14 First Presbyterian at East 23 14 Dec. 20 East at Academy 41 20 Dec. 22 Brewers' A. C. at East 34 22 Dec. 27 Extinguishers A. C. at East 50 33 Dec. 29 Boy’s Club Inter, at East 39 20 Jan. 10 Burton at East 35 15 Jan.12 Perry Grocers at East 38 21 Jan. 17 Wilson at East 39 30 Jan. 24 East at Roosevelt 11 27 Jan. 26 Five and Ten A. C. at East 58 40 Jan. 27 Fast at Wesleyville 47 13 Jan. 31 Paroby Barber Jrs. at East 32 17 Feb. 7 Gridley at East 50 34 Feb. 9 Conneaut Jrs. at East 40 23 Feb. 14 Academy at East 27 16 Feb. 16 Slovak Falcons at East 41 13 Feb. 20 East at Burton 49 13 Feb. 28 East at Wilson 50 19 Mar. 7 Roosevelt at East 47 22 TOTAL POINTS 859 485 Average Points per game 39 22 Games Won 21 Games Lost ..1 L .eague Games Won 9 Games Lost - ..1 Ind. Games Won 11 Games Lost _ 0 TOTAL POINTS SCORED Name Field Fouls Total Bohun, Frank 83 14 180 Herdzik, Chester 70 23 163 Solomon, Steve 51 13 125 Kaminski, John 30 10 70 Skibinski, Joe 31 4 66 Malinowsky, Mike 26 3 55 Arrowsmith, Dewitt 17 3 37 Sullivan, Robert 16 3 35 Pruzinsky, Joe 13 2 28 Burns, Raymond 5 0 10 — 85 — THE ENEMY DID NOT PASS! — 86 TC0M. THREE — 87 — The 1933 Mi eh Year Senior Class of East High School presents HONOR BRIGHT December 1st and 2nd, 1932 8:15 P. M. CAST OF CHARACTERS Jakubowski, Casimir Puleo, Morris Swanson, Catherine Cranch, Edward Frank, Robert Watts Foster Honor Bright Richard Barrington Rev. James Schooley Burgnon, Edward Franke, Marion Baker, Irvin Lauretta, Matilda Chimenti, Armand Bishop Carton Maggie Bill Drum Annie M ichael Hollarn, Thomas Graboski, Gladys Shniderman, Eva Wood, Adelaide Norwat, Howard Simpson Mrs. Carton Tot Marvel Mrs. Barrington Jones The scene is the Barrington living-room at Rockmere, Beach Haven, Massachusetts. The time is summer. Act I, afternoon; Act II, the same evening: Act III, the next morning. Directed by Flora Barger Nelson The entr’acte music was chosen from the following: Overture: “Z inpa”___________________________________Harold 1. Waltzes—“Blue Danube”__________________ - - Strauss 2. Suite. Tsckaikcwsky 3. Suite. -............-...........Schubert 4. “Rakoczy March”................... .Hungarian Melody Music by the East High School Orchestra Gustav Nelson, Director The senior class wishes to thank all who have contributed to the success of this play. Particularly are they grateful to Mr. Jordon, Miss Vance, Howard Patterson and Arthur Guelcher, to whom we are all indebted for our new scenery. 89 Gymro Review This gymnastic review of 1932 greatly surpassed all reviews of past years. The numbers were very different from other years. There was a grand march, an amusing exercise called “A-Golfing We Will Go”, and a difficult Indian Club drill, all by the girls' gym classes. There was a dance by several little tots who performed very admirably. Then a Daisy Ballet. Two girls in yellow and white did a toe dance which ended by the girls opening the curtains. A girl then danced while picking petals from a daisy. She finally decided that he loved her and she left satisfied. Then a dance by several girls. An amusing number by two girls was next. This seemed to be the most interesting part. A daisy coach was finally made by the daisy girls and the entire ballet rode off in splendor. There were two tap dances. One, a soft shoe tap was by the younger girls and the other, an after beat, was by the older girls. The girls’ tumbling team was very good. The girls built pyramids on ladders anti performed many difficult stunts. The most attractive number was the Rhythmic design. In this the girls posed in groups in many different ways. The color scheme was black and white and it showed the number off to best advantage. Last on the program was the beautiful Chinese Ballet which equalled but hardly surpassed the Fairy Ballet of a few years ago. In the Chinese Ballet were Scarf girls and Sing Song girls who danced on toe. The Emperor and Empress did an adagio dance which so pleased the jugglers that they never performed better in their life. Then came a pretty dark-eyed maid who did a solo for the King and Queen. Then came the little Quesques who danced and then tied in terror for they saw-—the Dragon. The dragon slowly weaved in anti out looking for someone to devour but the executioners cut off its head and immediately it completely fell apart. The pieces, which were really girls, did an acrobatic dance. The grand finale was a happy one indeed for the dragon was dead and there was nothing more to fear. The boys were more prominent this year than ever before. There was a tumbling specialty, work on the apparatus, pyramid building, track and more tumbling. The people responsible for the success of this review were: K. Pille____ J. Hyde and J. Komora M. Quinn____ G. Nelson.. W. Jordan.. _ _. W. Anderson______ K. Walker__________ Mrs. Peterson Mildred Bierbach Girls Instructor Boys Instructors Jr. High Music Director Sr. High Music Director Stage setting and lighting Stage setting and lighting -----------Class Pianist -Class Pianist -Dancing Class assistant —Beatrice Hansen. 90 — 91 f — 93 pjtm'.- S M Club Kftcr. Virginia; Menosky, Adeline; Nagorski, Dorothea; Yingling. Mary; Anderson, Anna. Scharrer, Rose; Cochanides, Frances; Constantine, Lucille; Roeenstlcl, Arlene; Haas, Irene; Lcqucar, Helen. Deuel, Beatrice; Anderson. Florence; Nielson, Eleanor; Murphy. Dorothy; Pronko, Helen; Royafl. Leigh; Strenio, Mary. Kelley, Ruth; Siegel. Dorothy; Cochanides, Catherine; Christian. Norma; Markoff, Marian; White, Virginia; Domhrowski, Ann; Kelley. Rita. Hcndrlc, Laura Jane; Coyne. Anna; Rhodes. Pearl; Wilson. Marian Winifred. ; Burger, Lois; Zimmer, Ina; Pattinson, ‘ 4 The M Club “Follow the Gleam” We are proud to recognize this year’s “M” Club. With its seventy-three members, all striving to reach toward the best, the Senior Girl Reserves have become one of the most active groups in the school. The membership has increased greatly this year. Thirty new members were admitted into the organization at the Recognition Services held last December fifteenth at the “Y. W.” Ruth Kelley, Virginia White, and Miss Nan Josselyn represented the club at Camp Kiski’s summer conference. Service work and social activities have been the important features of this year’s program. The senior girls of the club will be given diplomas and will be graduated into the Business Department of the V. W. C. A. The officers who served this term, all of whom deserve much credit, include: Ruth Kelley President Ruth Moran - Vice-President Jean Munson. Secretary Catherine Cochanides i reasurer Virginia White Program Chairman The advisors were Miss Hickok, Miss Josselyn, Miss Bryan, and Miss Wilson. —Rita Ann Rectenwald. Debating Club TOP HOW Royall, Leigh; Fisher. Dorothy; Nagorski. Dorothea; Hetzer. Jean; Haas. Irene. SECOND ROW Mr. Michalski, Coach; Stover. Edgar; Sorek. Catherine; Krelder. Richard; Mitchell. Lucille; Atkins. Paul; Sipple. John. FRONT ROW Schaaf. William; Babo, Frederick; Kantz, Frederick; Mooney. Margaret Anne; Shniderman. Harry; Llebler. William; Trezlse, John. Lois Randolph. Agnes Visnoskl, Virginia Andrews. Margaret Llnsey. Debating Club The debating club was organized shortly after school began in September, with Mr. Michalski as the faculty advisor. The following officers were elected for the year: President_ Harry Shniderman Secretary-Treasurer __ .William Liebler When the club was first organized there were only a few members; but during the year the membership increased considerably. The club sponsored four dances, and a skating party during the year. The profits from these activities were used to finance the various trips of the teams. The first question debated was: “Resolved: that the Philippines should be granted their independence by January 1, 1934.” There were two debates on this question. • The first was with North East—our affirmative lost, and our negative team won. The second was with Girard—both of our teams won. Affirmative Team Harry Shniderman Fred Babo Fred Kantz Negative Team Margaret Anne Mooney Will Schaaf John Trezise William Liebler A humorous debate was given in auditorium on the question: “Resolved: that if a pumpkin vine grows through a fence and bears a pumpkin on the other side of the fence, that the pumpkin belongs to the man who grew the vine.” There were three sides to this debate; Affirmative side—Silas Bartholomew Hicks (John Trezise), Negative side—Hiram Huckleberry Teaberry (Will Schaaf), Neutral side—Abner Horatius Judson (Harry Shniderman). The decision was given to the neutral by the judge, Miss Araliella Busybody (William Liebler). Uriah Fitzgreenburg (Fred Babo) was the “honorable” chairman of this “forensic contest.” The third question was: “Resolved: that at least one half of all state and local revenues should be derived from sources other than tangible property.” We debated Youngstown, Sharon, Warren, and Strong Vincent on this question. During the course of the year, several speakers gave very interesting talks to the club. Mr. Clyde Merrilees—“Classification of Property.” Mr. John Nease—“General Property Tax.” Mr. Ralph Harbold—“Federal Income Tax.” Mr. Stanley Wallace—“Inheritance Tax.” Mr. John W. Ray—“Theories and Principles of Taxation.” 97 JgL The June Senior Class of Last High School presents ''BE AN OPTIMIST By Adam Applebud May 4 and 5, 1933 Spencer (private detective)_ 1 homas Steadman Ethel Peabody (Mildred’s chum).. . . .Grace Wood Madame Goopher (seance reader). Margaret Anne Mooney Anton Boobenstrein (Russian Pianist) Earl Kelley Mademoiselle Pierette Catherine Cockamdes Pietro D’Angelo Caccialeno (expert worm-holer) Bob Bornschein Monsieur Pierrot.. Frances Cochanides Jimmie Maynard (live mummy). Frederick Babo Susan Comfort (who cheers the sick) Virginia White Hendrick Weiss (Dutch enthusiast). Robert Praetzel Senorita Maria Rosita del Carmen Rose Scharrer Becky (Isaac’s daughter). Lois Burger Brigadier Panoleon (a Cossack). Richard Soble Mrs. Clinton (who aspires socially). Rilo -1«« Rectenuuld Isaac Golditch (artist and antiquer). William Liebler Maggie (maid)_____ 4 Mike (assistant antiquer). hrank Perry Mildred (Mrs. Clinton’s daughter) Kathryn Minnich George Washington White (gentleman from the South) Burton Mosher Carolina Wiggins (dashing girl of the ’90’s) Myrtle Leach Miss Hull (interior decorator). Helen Lequear Ray Hudson (friend in need).. David Smiley Director—Flora Barger Nelson Scenes of the Play Act I—Morning. In the Golditch Art Shop. Act II—Afternoon. In Mrs. Clinton’s Home. Act III—The next evening. Still at Mrs. Clinton’s. 101 I he Musical Organizations The musical organizations are an integral part of the school curricula and activities. As such, they foster an intelligent appreciation of impeccable taste, and a discerning judgment in this art, not only within the music groups, but in the student body as well. The various organizations have contributed generously to the activities sponsored by the school. The band is larger than it has ever been, and has appeared at many games and parades, assembly programs, and at the Music Festival. Playing and appearance have brought forth favorable comment. The frequent appearances of the Senior Girl’s Chorus in assemblies and in Commencement programs have been delightful because of the beauty and understanding of renditions. Because of the acceptance of students from the instrumental classes, the junior orchestra has more than doubled its previous membership. Even though this group has played but a short time, its members have an appreciation of ensemble equal to that of any other music group. The instrumentation is fairly complete but it is to be hoped that more students will avail themselves of the opportunity to learn to play instruments furnished by the school. Since there are but a few of same instruments, it is advisable to make early application for the coming year. —Rita Ann Rectenwald. 102 B€01fe F0UR 103 Two Prize Essays AN ESSAY ON CHOPIN Chopin! What a wealth of ideas and musical associations this magic name brings to the mind of a pianist! No person who plays the piano is unfamiliar with the name of this great Polish composer. Recognized by everyone as the greatest composer, he was the only supreme genius in the field of pianoforte music. His compositions are classically pure and perfect; they will have a firm hold and influence on every musician for years to come. Coming as he did from the sensitive and passionate Polish race, Chopin showed love and patriotism for his people and nation in all of his works. The polonaises express his pride in Poland. The ballades tell of ancient glory; the nocturns are the romances, and great emotional depth is revealed in these pages. The mazurkas, those impish, sorrowful, complex pieces of human nature, are truly the voice of the Polish people. Chopin often wrote music as an actual result of his own emotions. Take, for instance, the famous “Revolutionary Etude.” Chopin wrote this ‘etude’ in 1831 at Paris. He had just received news that the Russians had taken Warsaw. A wave of indignation and sympathy for his native Poland swept BEHIND THE Once, in ignorance, Sue remarked to her father, “Yes, I do love children, the darlings!” That was long ago before experience taught her differently. Sue learned about children by dealing with them commercially. For a sticky, grimy, doubtful-looking penny, Sue gave them eight jellybeans or three gum-drops. When Sue’s father declared his intention of buying a candy store, her delight could not be measured. Sue could then picture herself selling ice cream sodas, candy, and toys to all the kiddies in the block. Sue’s delight was short-lived. She soon found it was not all fun to sell lollypops to youngsters. The first customer is Joseph, a little six-year-old. He is such a straight little figure with curly auburn hair. He opens his mouth. “Ah, ah, g-g-gimme th-that candy, th-the one what has the peanuts.” Sue has six varieties of candy with peanuts, but she cheerfully points to each one. It happens that Joseph wants the five cent peanut bar though he possesses only a penny. Sue’s heart aches for him. Dad isn’t in the store so she takes the nicklc bar, breaks it in half, gives one half to Joseph, takes his penny, and cats the other piece herself. Is this a system? Buddy is entirely different. Buddy is dark, sturdy, and determined. He knows exactly what he wants—a lollypop, or a penny “Hershey” or a long black licorice. But Buddy has an escort of six, who swarm after him, yelling cordial advice. “Hey, Buddy, nigger babies, gwan, git jellybeans, Buddy, jellybeans.” The horde leaves Sue dazed, roving, in their wake. She then has a special conference with Buddy to give him some special advice. “Please, Buddy, stay away or someday I shall padlock my door over him and he turned to the piano to let these emotions take definite form. lie raged and fumed—one spurt of terrible wrath l cing followed by a downward swirl of indignation and despair. The melody arises, proud, defiant, a little forced. This is too strong to be natural and, like Lady Macbeth, it gradually weakens and almost dies out. Ilowever the forces rally, and again there is a rush and a defiant shout. Four booming chords announce the end of this great masterpiece in music. Much has been written and spoken of C hopin that is hysterical and untrue. His delicacy and love for the artistic have been exaggerated; his extremely sensitive nature and exquisite refinement have been pointed to as proof of effeminacy. Who can believe this after listening to such works as the “Revolutionary Etude”? No one but a red-blooded man could write such music as the Scherzi, the Ballades, and the great Fantasia, considered the finest, only absolutely perfect music, in the world. In his works, every emotion and shade of feeling that man is capable of reproducing, is expressed. Chopin’s music is composed of the very throb of life. — P2arl Kelly. COUNTER when I see the dust signifying your triumphal progress down the block.” Next comes “Tinklestein’s kid.” If he possesses a first name, Sue does not know it. He is to her the “Tinklestein kid.” Sue stands behind the counter, expectant and gay. He stands in front of the counter and gazes at the array of candy. Then dimly, “Gimme a lollypop; no, gimme a licorice; no, not a licorice, gimme that red candy; no, gimme—” The “gimmes” would have continued had not Sue stuck a lollypop into his grimy fist and marched him out the door. Five restful minutes elapse, and then Sue beholds the weeping child, accompanied by a short, stout Mrs. 1 inklcstein. “for why you geeve him trash? Why you don't give him a Hershey? You want he should get sick from such trash, huh?” In vain Sue tries to tell the mother that the candy would hurt no three-year-old. She leaves threatening, “I tell your foder what you give mine baby!” Sue’s “foder” who enters a few minutes later, finds his daughter convulsed with laughter. Never again does Sue wait upon the Tinklestein kid. Instead she turns about with the summons to bring his mother or sister or somebody to be responsible for the “trash” which is purchased. She knows them all. The little boy who brings his dog and nearly wrecks the place; the little girl who leaves finger prints on the shiny glass; the little boy who drops his glass after drinking sodas, despite repeated warnings. Now when Sue hears a friend remark, “Yes, I do love children, the darlings!” She, understands and maintains a polite silence. Sue now knows the children intimately and knows their maddening antics. In spite of these facts, Sue loves them even more! —Norman Milner. 104 A PLEA FOR JUSTICE IN PHOTOGRAPHS Tell me, my friends, have you ever had a poor picture taken of yourself? No doubt, you have. If so, then you, I hope, will bear with me in my wretchedness, and you will not think me insane for asking you for your sympathy. I am sure that you have not been quite so unfortunate as I have been, for I have never had a picture taken of myself which was worth more than a place in the nearest rubbish pile. When I was a child, almost every time my parents dressed me in my Sunday finery and prepared to take my picture, I would either squirm and fidget so much during the process that the results would be entirely unsatisfactory, or else, I would sit up so perfectly straight and stiff that I would appear stilted and awkward in the picture. As I grew older, my pictures became even worse (if possible). Most of them looked as if someone splashed black ink on a piece of paper. One picture, in which I was smiling broadly, appeared to be a closeup view of the Grand Canyon, but that large open space, visible where my teeth should have been, was only the place where my second molars had not yet risen from the recesses of my gums. I really cannot understand why I should suffer from this strange malady of never appearing natural in a picture. There must be a remedy. Perhaps, some person, well-versed in that line, will take an interest in my case and suggest a remedy for my affliction. Why should 1 have the whole burden of disappointing photographs? My friends, are you capable of helping me in any way, or do you think that I am so far advanced in the disease that nothing will aid me in my distress? It may be that all I need is the flattering touch of a master photographer. If that is all, let all the master photographers come to me and I will choose the master among them for my next picture (providing his price is not too high). As a last resort, I direct a jwrsonal plea to the tribunal of photographers. I beseech, beg, and even implore all photographers, whether they be amateur or professional, to use a little mercy hereafter. May all kind photographers take my words seriously! —Eva Shniderman. ON FEET Feet are appendages of a body on which the body stands and moves. Feet are plural, but to see anyone with only one foot would be very singular. Although feet arc very essential to a being, the being is almost unmindful of his feet unless they hurt him. Pains in feet are caused by one of several things. Wearing shoes, either too short or too narrow, often makes the feet ache. I have noticed that girls are bothered in this way more frequently than boys are. Some foolish girls would rather have their feet look small in size five shoes than to have them feel comfortable in size six shoes. Excessive walking never makes them feel good, and more often produces much the opposite effect. The most pain is produced, I find, when I must smile sweetly into a boy’s face, while he nonchalantly dances on my “pet” corn. Feet have been in existance fully as long as Man. In the time of ancient Rome, litters and two-wheeled chariots were used for transportation, but feet were equally as important for the same purpose. In day of back-seat bicycles, feet were still in the lead. Some may think that since we have automobiles and aeroplanes, feet are not so important for conveyance as they used to be. I do not believe that; if that is true, why do insurance companies pay as much as five thousand dollars for the loss of a foot, which can be replaced by a wax model? No, while we think of our feet as mere shoe-racks, we love them too much to part with even a “toe of them.” It seems that feet are larger this year than ever before, despite the “depression.” I’ve watched children making a human “goose-pile.” When their goose-pile is complete, the only thing in sight is a dozen pairs of feet— sizes nine to thirteen. I’ve noticed among the freshmen, several of the “Greta Garbo-type” of feet. In some of their cases, their feet are positively immense. Nothing is more noticeable than the feet of a dancing couple whose steps do not match perfectly. I watched a baby learning how to walk. It seemed queer to me that it could not keep its equilibrium for it had such large feet on which to stand. In the far West in pioneer days, the ambition of every bad man was to die with his boots on his feet. This proves the importance of feet; the dying man’s last thoughts were not about Heaven, nor Hell—but about his feet! —Helen Lequear. GRADUATION Everyone has high hopes of graduating! At an early age each one of us looks forward to the day when he will be preparing to be graduated from high school. He feels a certain degree of sovereignty when he realizes his accomplishments and independence upon being graduated. Oh—the day of days! I was one of those people. I low happy I would be—the world would be mine! And now, as the day comes nearer, it is with an all too impetuous feeling that I desire to turn back the pages of Time and once more reign in the “anticipating” class. We all are excited on our first day at school. Some of us love it—others abominate it. But whether we like it or whether we don't, we find that we must stay. In a few days, or 105 weeks, depending on our different individualities, we become accustomed to the routine of school work, and so do our duties as best we can. Then a junior high school claims us. For two short years the orders and regulations of the senior high are explained. We become “freshies” at last. The ordeals of school life are no longer felt. We begin to think we’re getting up in the world. The next two years are spent in much the same way. Then everyone acclaims us as the dignified Seniors. The last year—the one that has been in our highest expectations—speeds on like the arrow of an experienced archer. The various activities and extra-curricular work make the year just one whirlwind of enjoyment. Then Graduation! The preparations for the affair put a great deal of spirit into our veins. After it’s all over—the reward for a good twelve years of conscientious study— I, for one, stand and pause. Have I realized and do I really understand the sadness that goes with the merriment? Just think, this is the last time that this whole group will ever be assembled together. We all go out into the world, independent of each other, to seek higher recognition. Some of us have better opportunities than others. A few may be able to move on to college without any hardships to suffer. But most of us, in these times, must stop our school work in order to start earning our living. But whatever our Destiny may be, we will take Life as it is sent to us, and hope for the best. —Rita Ann Rectenwald. I ENVY EDDIE Below was the rushing water;overhead the blue sky, on either side the green of June—the treetops full of the bright afternoon sun. The water was clear and cold in the river and tarry black in deep places. The water leapt and dashed into foaming whirlpools, and beneath swam the shining trout. Eddie and I baited our hooks with dry flys and began casting from long slabs of rock and projecting logs in the water. As I watch Eddie, I wondered if I should ever be able to send a fly sailing backward and then be able to send it out forward about twenty yards or so with a mere effort of the wrist. Even if 1 did learn the movement could 1 make the fly look real enough to fool the blindest and silliest trout? Just then Eddie’s fly fell lightly on the water; there was a widening circle of rings. The fly went skipping over the water again and then there came a splash, a quick stiffening of the rod, a sudden tightening of the line, and the singing zzzzzzzzzzt of the reel. In the tension of the moment I held my breath and couldn't utter a sound. It was beautiful to see Eddie handle the rod so skillfully. Had he been giving an exhibition performance it could not have been more perfect. There was no eagerness nor fear of the fish getting away. The rod curved like a buggy whip and the line swayed from side to side. Now and then there was a rush and the reel sang as it gave line. Nearer and nearer came the unseen captive, and Eddie took a long handled net and thrust it into the water. The trout splashed and leaped, trying to make its escape. Presently Eddie pulled the dipping net close to his feet and there was the trout—his golden belly and scarlet markings a subject of great admiration and comment. —K. Howell. RAIN Perhaps the only thought one has of rain is that of its being disagreeable. This belief, if I may call it that, seems to be in the heart of every city person. I say “city person” because farmers are always glad to see it. Rain is, in reality, a beautiful act of God. If you are a close observer, you will notice that when it rains Mother Nature lifts her head to receive its cooling touch. After a rain you can smell a new, delightful frangrance about the whole world, and things seem to have taken on a new outlook. The flowers, the trees, even the birds appear to have been benefited by it. Everything looks clean and refreshed, and certainly it is from a clean world that you get this spicy, delightful fragrance I have mentioned. But of course we have to give the poor human being’s viewpoint of the matter. If there is anything people dislike more than having to get up on a gloomy, rainy, sloppy day, I have failed to find it out. But then I may be wrong. I can readily agree with the people above because I myself do not cherish the idea of getting out of an exceedingly comfortable bed (for it seems as such) of proceeding to get ready to go out into the rain. And just as you are sure that you have almost reached your destination without a mishap, a very polite young lady or gentleman (as it were) comes along in an automobile and very accidentally splashes you and passes on with a murmured “I beg your pardon.” Incidentally, weighing the odds against the evens, I believe rain is, in itself, a good thing and helps to make this world of ours a more beautiful and wonderfid place to live in. Ye all realize the fact that if this rain did not come we would starve, and I think we would rather run the risk of getting wet than the still greater risk of starving. So I think we all agree that: Long after it has stopped raining, Hours after the sun has shone, When everything 'round you units and droops And all nature's life seems to have flown. Can you hut deny for an instant, Can you lift up your head and say, That you really like things as they are Looking dingy and yellow and yes, gray Indeed, you can't say it and mean it, For inside is something that cries not in vain 11 I'll be glad if it does rain tomorrow, Because things will he lovely again. —Betty Samson. ONLY A NEWSBOY A cold, pathetic little eighty-some pounds of humanity may be seen any night standing on Erie’s busiest street corner. Dirty and starved to a point of ugliness, his pitiful appearance is increased by the questionable hump on his back. A large cap is drawn over his face making that the most protected part of his body. His elbows, knees, and heels protrude conspicuously from his thin garments, for he is past even drcamings of an overcoat. His large black eyes peering from his thin, pinched face make one think of a pup that has just been whipped without knowing the reason. From time to time he shifts his bundle of papers to the opposite side, thus giving each small purple hand a few moments relief from the sharp, merciless stab of the cruel wind. Feeble attempts at whistling end in a choked little sob, if only one cared to listen. At the tender age of eleven years he has known heartache, disappointment and sacrifice. Unnoticed by hundreds, shoved by all, he remains silent, brave, and hopeless throughout his stay on the corner. —Virginia White. ESSAY QN MAC DOWELL Although the United States has made great strides in every branch of the fine arts, she has produced only one composer worthy to rank with the masters of the old world. MacDowell alone brought the attention of the great teachers of Europe to rest upon America and to consider her music. If MacDowell had done nothing but this, his life had not lived for nothing. MacDowell was born in 1861 in New York City. At an early age he showed evidences of great talent both in music and in art. He decided to develop the former talent and went abroad to study. After several years he returned to America and started his career in Boston. Among the things that he did, he created the chair of music at Columbia University and held it for eight years. His works were the first American compositions published abroad. Some are written for piano, some for voice, and six opus numbers are for symphony orchestra. I am familiar with only the piano music, and I believe that MacDowell’s deep individuality is best expressed in this music. MacDowell was fond of giving subjects, fanciful and poetical, to all of his compositions. In witness of this fact are the pieces “From an Iceberg,” the symphonic poem, “Hamlet and Ophelia” and so on. Old legends attracted him; the stories of Roland, King Arthur and the Vikings inspired him, and he put the moods, brought about by these stories, into music. By nature MacDowell was strong, proud, tender-hearted, sensitive, and very individual. The effeminate, picturesque musician with long hair and flowing tie cannot be associated with MacDowell. To be sure, his music is full of fine sentiment and tender, noble emotion, but he is never extreme. Take for example “To a Wild Rose.” This beautiful, simple lyric has sung its way into the heart of every person, and it remains fresh with each playing. Quite the opposite from this piece in every respect is his “Polonaise in E minor.” This is brilliant in conception and has a large, barbaric sonority. It rushes to a glorious climax and one can imagine great tales of splendor and heroic exploit in this musical epic. The “Polonaise” readily demonstrates MacDowell’s ability to fire the imagination. This great composer deserves to be remembered by each citizen of the nation whose name MacDowell has put on the musical map of the world. —Earl Kelley. THE CHIMNEY MYSTERY While sojourning in a small New England town some years ago, I chanced, during one of my excursions into the country, upon a large enclosure entirely overgrown with weeds, in the center of which stood a tall brick chimney, the lonely remnant of what appeared at one time to be a palatial residence. I climbed over the weather beaten stone fence and proceeded to examine the immediate vicinity of the chimney. As I walked through the weeds, I observed that this neglected plot of ground had been at one time an old-fashioned flower garden; there were still traces of alpine and other garden plants intermingled with the weeds and wild flowers. I soon reached the object of my curiosity. Before my eyes stood the ruins of a fair sized dwelling. The walls had crumbled, but the foundation stones were still in place. Upon closer examination I found what appeared to be the charred remains of old colonial furniture. Upon my return to the tavern I inquired about the lonely chimney. No one seemed to know much about it, but there were many legends connected with it, all fantastic and strange except one which to me appeared to be very credible. 107 — It seems t hat a great many years ago, a very wealthy Frenchman had purchased the plot of ground in question, upon which he erected a mansion, patterned after the popular French chateau. Into this mansion he brought with him many beautiful colonial furnishings, and took up his residence here after the fashion of a country baron. There was one thing lacking in the Frenchman’s life—the companionship and comfort of a wife. In order to complete his happiness, the Frenchman entertained very lavishly, inviting to his home all the parents within miles around who were blessed with beautiful daughters. One day the Frenchman received a caller in the form of a well dressed, handsome middle aged gentleman. This man told the Frenchman that he was in destitute circumstances, that during recent years he had met with reverses, and that he was now on the verge of bankruptcy, unless he could procure financial aid. He told of a beautiful daughter whom he would pledge to the Frenchman as security for what financial assistance the Frenchman would proffer. The Frenchman agreed; whereupon his home became graced with a beautiful woman, pledged to him as security for the loan of money. This unconventional situation aroused considerable comment and criticism, which led to the ultimate marriage of the Frenchman and the girl—a union lacking in love. To the Frenchman it appeared that his happiness was now complete; to the girl life had become a bitter agony. Knowing too well how much the Frenchman had loved and adored her, she was resolute in her determination to appear happy and pleasant in his presence, though his very approach was nauseating. Thus the Frenchman and the girl lived for several years. And it came to pass that the Frenchman was entertaining a host of friends from other climes, including a handsome young man whom the girl had known in her youth but had not seen for many years. They immediately fell in love with each other. The young man took every opportunity to see the girl during the festivities, and prevailed upon the Frenchman to allow him to spend a fortnight at the chateau. Several days later, the Frenchman thought he heard someone talking to his wife in her room. He knocked at her door several times before he was finally admitted. The flush of red in his wife’s cheeks made him suspicious, whereupon he asked her if anyone else were present in her room. In spite of her denials he still maintained that she was lying to him. At this moment his attention became fixed on the unlighted fireplace leading to the large chimney. He rang for the servant and instructed him to build a fire in the fire place. With the first few cracklings of the dry wood it appeared that sounds resembling those of agony could be heard emanating from the inner recesses of the large chimney. The Frenchman then again asked his wife if anyone else were present in her room. Receiving no reply, he proceeded to disrobe and make ready to retire. As his back was turned, his young wife dislodged one of the burning logs in the fire in a futile attempt to assist her lover who was perched on the inside walls of the chimney. In this attempt her silken garments became ignited and she was soon enveloped in flames. Her husband immediately came to her rescue, but it was too late. The flames from her garments had already spread over the entire bed chamber, which was now a solid mass of fire and smoke. The neighboring folks tried to extinguish the burning mansion, but before they could do anything the entire dwelling was gone— nothing but the charred remains of the walls and parts of furniture remained. To the inquiring spectator the only answer given was that no member of the household had been seen since the catastrophe. The fact that the chimney had withstood the ravages of the conflagration, while the entire dwelling bowed before the fire-god, had inspired the folk of this community to attach an unique significance to it. And no person has since dared to demolish this lonely landmark— fearing that the ghost of the lover—legend or not—might come back to plague and haunt the intruder. —Katherine Mozdy. THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN The thought contained in my topic “The Top of the Mountain” is as old as history itself. The Hebrews, the Greeks, and the Romans were among the first to hold the belief that Hades was a lower region beneath the earth where wickedness was supreme. The idea that it was the home of evil spirits prevailed throughout the Middle Ages. Dante gave the most vivid description of this region in his famous book “The Inferno.” He made real, for the people of his day, the soul’s existence in a region of fire and brimstone. The ancients believed that if they ascended into higher altitudes they would come into more holy places. We find Mt. Olympus, the highest mountain in that vicinity, to be the home of all Greek gods, including Zeus, the father of the gods. Ares, god of war, and Athena, goddess of liberty. Hebrew history probably leads in the number of important events that have taken place on the top of the mountain. It would require a long list of names to cover the most important mountains, such as Mt. Ararat, the dwelling place of the Ark. Mt. Sinai must be mentioned as it is the home of the Ten Commandments. Moses went to the top of the mountain to meet God. He came back with a remarkable document—a set of laws which has influenced the entire W'orld. There are many other illustrations. Jesus took three of his disciples to the mountain top where he was transfigured and talked with Moses and Elijah. These disciples were given a glimpse into the heavens of their master. 108 The Top of the Mountain” may be considered front a figurative point of view. A few years ago the whole world was shocked when news of the tragic death of a leader cante over the air. This leader was not a genius in medicine, or science, or business, but a common worker among the young men of a great college. In the field of sport he had climbed to the top and was the undisputed leader, the greatest teacher of football that we have ever known in a land that loves clean, manly sport. Knute Rockne was respected for his ability to teach the game, but revered more because he taught fairness in play, and stood for the highest ideals. Over half a century ago Franklin Delano Roosevelt took his first steps toward reaching the top. All these years he worked faithfully, and finally on Saturday, March 4, 1033 he climbed to the highest mountain top in his destiny—that of the President of United States. Thus, with faith, perseverance, ability and fairness in play, why can’t we, as well as people of centuries ago, climb to the top of the mountain? —Phyllis Rouzcr. I often stop to wonder AI the close of a weary day What this strange, peculiar Life Really means to us along the way Of happiness, some, yea, But many more of care A nd grief, that has filled The hearts of those who dare To stoop at the seal of Justice, Their bodies bent with alms, A nd carrying to those whom they believe To be poorer, more destitute, seeking balms To cure their weary, down-trodden way. Oh God, have mercy on them today! —Rita Rectenwald. 10'� — Reflections A Senior, reflecting, says, “ Who'll carry on When the members of class ’33 are gone?” You know, graduation is drawing near Let’s see just who will be back next year. The next Senior leader, a football man. Big, bashful, handsome John Jageman. A good football captain they will not lack For Pussy will step in the shoes of Jack. Beauty, the Goddess, waves her wand, Up steps Jean Munson, that beautiful blonde. There's Dorothy Floyd with Iter southern drawl Shell still cause a furore in the hall. Beatrice Ilansen, petite and small A nd Jackie Ray, so strong and tail. Joe Amendola with his jet black hair Seems the answer to many a maiden’s prayer. Betty Caryl has a natural flair To show what the well dressed girl should wear. A nd songbirds—there'll be quite a few, But to Ruth and “ Kootsie” most praise is due. Pooch Kaminski, diminutive basketball star Famed for his playing at home and afar. The boy with the dimple—now isn't he nice Why, yes, I’m thinking of Walter LaPrice. For tumbling and dancing I now recall Dorothy Stevens, the best of them all. Another blonde, our cheerleader Ann, At each game will pep up the football fan. I’ve named but a few, there are many more, When they are needed, they'll come to the fore. Sad are my thoughts as I scan the list And am forced to admit that we’ll never be missed. —Lois Burger. 110 BOOK. FIVE J0EIES 111 ‘Twas in a restaurant where they met, Romeo and Juliet; He had no cash to pay the debt, So Romeo’d what Juliet. • • • Policeman: Miss, you were doing sixty miles an hour! Young Miss: Oh, isn't that splendid! I only learned to drive yesterday. A Scotchman was making plans for his new home when a friend asked him why he had left the roof off one of the rooms. “Oh, that’s the shower,” he said. “What profession is your boy going to select?” I’m going to educate him to be a lawyer, replied the farmer. “He’s naturally argumentative an' bent on getting mixed up with other people's troubles, an’ he might jes’ as well get paid for his time.” Visitor (to Indian chief in reservation): “Chief, can you tellum where I buyum some Indian beadwork?” Chief: “I got mine from a mail-order house in Rochester, New York.” Teacher: We borrowed our numerals from the Arabs, our calendar from the Romans, and our banking system from the Italians. Can any one think of any other examples? Charlie: Our lawn mower from the Smiths, our phonograph from the Browns, and a pair of steps from Miss Evans. Lost, a report card. If found please return to E. H. at East High School. No reward if returned to parents. • • “Yes,” said the lordly young man, “I write poetry.” “How perfectly devastating!” she exclaimed “Does your poetry yield any returns?” “Yes,” said the young man, sighing heavily. “It practically all returns.” Tourist: Can you cash this check for me? Small town banker: No, we don’t carry that much money at the counter, but I’ll take you over to the filling station and introduce you. • Mr. Powell: Give a good conductor of electricity. Rita Kelley: Why,—cr. Mr. Powell: Correct. Daniel may have spent a night in a lion’s cage, but after all, lions now are different from lions den. “Say this hamburg tastes like it had dirt in it.” “Well, it was just ground this morning.” When a girls’ bridge club meets, it's always the absent member that gets the slams. Missionaries report that the cannibals in the southern part of Liberia are not living on a sound economic basis; they are eating up all their prophets. « Mr. Harbold: What contributed most to the rise of the working man? Bright student: The alarm clock. An old maid and a fisherman arc alike— they both brag about the big one that got away. � « • If Adam came back to earth today, the only thing he’d recognize would l c these jokes. Poppy was asleep one day, A fly lit on his head; Mary got the hammer, And killed the poor fly dead. Lover (eloping): How much is the fare? Taxi-driver: That’s O. K. The young lady's father settled all that. A Scotchman once called upon a doctor with great agitation. “Come quickly,” he said. “Ma wee child has swallowed a saxpence!” “How old is it?” asked the doctor. “1894,” replied the canny Scot. New Boarder: When I left my last place the landlady wept. Landlady: But I won't. You have to pay in advance. • She: “He told me that I looked like the best dancer on the floor. Should I give him a dance?” Her: “No. Let him keep his illusions. � A pastor who was fond of figures of speech was making a funeral oration. He began, “Friends, we have here only the shell of the man, the nut is gone.” Now let me give you a piece of my mind,” the wife began. “1 don’t believe you can do it, retorted the husband. “It would take an expert scientist to split an atom.” � A woman driver ran into an embankment and bent a fender. It worried her. She went to a garage and asked the mechanic: “Can you fix this fender so my husband won’t know it was bent?” The mechanic looked at the bent fender and then at her, and said: “No, lady, I can’t but I tell you what I can do. I can fix it up so that in a few days you can ask your husband now he bent it.” — 112 — Teacher: What is freedom of the press? Johnnie: It’s what daddy complains about when mamma lays out his dress suit. ♦ “What game of bridge does your wife play? a “Judging from the cost, I’d say toll bridge. “For Heaven's sake! What’s the idea of that man’s standing on his head to eat? “He ate something that upset his stomach yesterday. “When you marry me, darling, you’ll have a woman in your house who can cook. “I didn't know that you could cook. “I can’t, but mother’s going to live with us. Little man at theater: I’m afraid you are in the wrong seat, old fellow. Pugilist: You needn’t be unless you’re thinking of making me move. “What time do you get up these fine mornings? “As soon as the first ray of the sun comes in at my window. “My, that must be rather early. “Not at all. My room faces the west.” Teacher: If the National Gallery were on fire, which five pictures would you attempt to save? Bright Pupil: The five nearest the door. Customer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut hair. Barber: No, it ain’t that; some times I snip off a bit of ear, and he’s getting so he looks for it. Farmer Green: What were those tourists doing in your corn field, stealing corn? Farmer Brown: I don’t know about the corn, but they swiped the old clothes off the scarecrow'. Mother: Did you put your tongue out to the doctor as I told you to do? Jimmy: Yes, and I made faces at him, too. ♦ Customer: And what is this §450 diamond reduced from? Jeweler: It isn’t reduced, Madam. That is the regular price. Customer: But you have a sign in the window that says “Cut diamonds. Raisen: Employers must have got the idea of cutting salaries from the baker’s new way of putting out bread. Brodt: What do you mean? Raisen: In both cases it’s sliced dough. “I thought you said the depression was all over. “It is—all over the country. “I’m the fellow you paid to drown your cat. I am sorry but the check you gave me came back. “We’re even, so did the cat. • “Hoot, Sandy, I ken there’s a mon under the bed. “Dinna disturb him, wiffie, and in the morrnin’ wfe’ll charge him for lodgin’. Judge, to rube driver, in the city court: “But didn’t you see the traffic lights? How did it happen that you drove straight through—” Rube driver: “Oh, them red and green— Judge: “Yes, yes. What did you think t hey w’ere? Rube: “Christmas decorations. “Do you guarantee results in your nerve treatment? asked the prospective patient. Specialist: “I do. Why, a man came to me for nerve treatment, and when I had finished with him he tried to borrow §50 from me. “What is your daughter working for at college—an M. A.? “No, an M-R-S. He: Last night I dreamed that I had married the most beautiful woman in the world. She: Were we happy? It was a rainy day and John’s car was continually getting out of control. “You got a nice skid there, exclaimed a traffic cop as John’s car came to a halt w ithin an inch of a telegraph pole. “Pardon me,” said John, “but this lady is my wife. A man had been having trouble with his teeth. He finally had to go to the dentist to have something done. He got into the torture chair and opened his mouth as wide as he could—and he could very well. He waited but nothing happened. At last the dentist said, “Excuse me, but you need not open your mouth any farther. I expect to stand out side while I pull the tooth. “Did you know that this school wfas founded in 1S04? “No, I didn’t even know that it waslosted.” She: I’ve always wanted a clever man for my husband. He: Clever men don’t get married. “How far is it to Bumbleton? the cyclist asked. “Nineteen miles as the crow Hies, mister. “How far would it be if the crow rode on my handlebars? — 113 Soliciter: Is your boss in? Office boy: Yes. Sol: May I see him, please? Off. boy: No, he's in for sixty clays. “I want a pair of spec-rimmed hornicles—I mean, sporn-rimmed hectacles—dashit! I mean heck-rimmed spornacles—•” “I know what you want, sir. Mr. Brown show the gentleman a pair of rim-spomed hectacles.” Motor Cop—“So you saw the accident, sir. What was the number of the car that knocked this man down?” Mr. Christoff—“I’m afraid I’ve forgotten it, but I remember noticing that if it were multiplied by .50, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits reversed.” � « Sick One—“I’m sorry I had to bother you on such a terrible night.” Doctor—“That’s all right. 1 had another patient just down the road, and I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone.” • « Englishman (on ’phone): “Yes, this is Mr. ’Arrison. What, you can’t 'ear? This is Mr. ‘Arrison.—haitch, hay, two hares, a hi, a hess, a ho, and a hen—'Arrison. Teacher: “You give a sentence using the words ‘can’ and ‘may’ correctly.” Seventh Grader: “May I use the can opener? � � Servant: “The doctor is here.” Absent Minded Professor: “I can’t see him. Tell him I’m sick.” � Is this a second-hand store?” “Yes.” “Well, I need one on my watch.” “Do you know the difference between a cat and a match?” “Sure I do. One scratches itself and you have to scratch the other.” “Wrong. One lights on its feet and the other lights on its head.” “Did you get hurt while you were on the eleven?” “No. It was always when the eleven was on me.” • « � “Do you know what is done with the holes in stale doughnuts?” “Sure. They break them up and use them to stuff macaroni.” “Well, I came down with flying colors, anyhow,” said Dugan, the painter, who fell off a scaffold with a pail in each hand. Bill: “We got an Animal Family.” Jack: “How so?” Bill: “Well, mother's a dear, sister’s a lamb, I’m a kid, and dad's the goat. � I think I shall take up horseback riding. It will increase my social standing.” “I don’t know about the social part, but it sure will increase your standing.” A writer sent a poem to an editor, who it scents, had little use for verse. The title of the poem was, “Why Am I Alive?” The editor wrote, returning the poem, “Because you sent the poem by mail instead of delivering it in person.” “I am agrieved, Sir,” said the head clerk, “to hear of the junior partner’s death. Would you like me to take his place?” Very much,” replied the senior partner, “if you can get the undertaker to arrange it.” « “Why is a tip of a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?” “You’ve got me, why?” “Because they both are farthest from the bark.” She: “Men shiver when they stand before my hero.” He: Yeh? What’s he do; give out towels in a gymnasium?” “What is you all done now, Rastus?” “I’se a cafeteria blacksmith.” “What you all mean?” “1 shoo flies.” “No matter where I hide,” sighed the leopard, “I’m always spotted.” “Hello, what’s the matter?” “I swallowed a dime, do you see any change in me?” Miss Bachman: “If you subtract 14 from 11(5, what's the difference?” Pupil: “Yeah, I think it’s a lot of foolishness too.” First Flea: “Where will you send little floppy when he grows up?” Second Flea: “Oh, I suppose he’ll go to the dogs just like his father.” � “How'll you have it—a cuff in the pants and a belt in the back?” Say, do you want a sock in the nose?” Mr. Powell: “Name a liquid that won’t freeze.” Bob Monahan: “Hot water.” � Neighbor: So your son got his B.A. and his M.A.?” Proud dad: “Yes, indeed, but his I’.A. still supports him. — 114 — “Prisoner, the jury find you guilty.” “That’s all right, Judge. I know you’re too intelligent to be influenced by what they say.” • Englishamn: What's that blooming noise I 'ear outside this time of night?” American: “Why, that’s an owl.” Englishman: “Of course it is, but ’o's ’owling?” � “What author is known best for his vocabulary?” “Webster.” Teacher: “Now we find that x is equal to zero.” Student: Gee, all that work for nothing.” • “How gracefully Chrishman seems to eat corn from the cob.” “He ought to. He’s a piccolo player.” A soldier lost his left arm in the war, and so his right arm was left. His left arm was not left since it was cut off and his left arm was right. If he had lost his right arm instead of his left, his left arm would have been left instead of his right, but that's not right for his right arm was left and not his left. “Was your barn hurt during the cyclone?” “I don’t know. I ain't found it yet.” ♦ Physics teacher: “Are there any questions?” Student: “Yes, sir. How do you calculate the horsepower of a donkey engine?” � “You wouldn’t think my music career was the means of saving my life, would you?” “No. 1 certainly would not. How did it happen?” “Well, in the great Mississippi flood, my father got on a table and floated down stream.’ “And you.” “I accompanied him on the piano.” And then there is the story of the absent-minded halfback, who carried the right end around the ball. � � “I've been trying to think of the word for two weeks.” “What about fortnight?” � Squirrel talk: “Yes, we have sent our son to college. We want him to be educated in the higher branches.” Aviator: “Wan’na fly?” Young Thing: “Oh, yes!” Aviator: “Wait. I’ll catch one for you.” � “Doesn’t he ever take advice?” “Occasionally, when no one is looking.” Sailor: “They’ve dropped their anchor again.” She: Serves them right. They’ve had it dangling over the side all day.” “How’s your sister coming along with her driving?” Not so well. She took a turn for the worse last week. Newspaper Photographer: “I’ve caught a snapshot of the fleeing gambler.” Reporter: “Good! Now take a time exposure of the police in pursuit.” Miss Sloan: “Give me a sentence with the word avaunt in it.” Student: Avaunt what avaunt when avaunt it.” Miss Davies: “What do you mean? Benedict Arnold, a janitor?” Bob Frank: Sure. The book says that after his exile he spent the rest of his life in abasement.” Miss Davies: “What was the Monroe Doctrine?” Bob Frank: “Monroe was a man who nursed the soldiers during the Civil War, and has since been known as the Monroe Doctrine. Miss Davies: “Now in review, what happened in 1453?” John Ryan: “Constantinople was captured.' Miss Davies: “Fine! Now in 1620?” John: “Washington crossed the Delaware.” Jim: “I don’t mind looking after your horses, but I don’t want to be called the hostler. Tom: “Oh, that's all right. I’ll call you our stabilizer.” • � Mr. Dickey: “I will now use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Are there any questions before 1 go on?” Student: “Yes. Is Mars inhabited?” Father: I'm sure our boy did not inherit his silly ideas from me.” Mother (icily): “No, you’ve still got yours complete.” • “Words fail me,” muttered the freshman as he flunked the spelling exam. Husband (feeling twing in his back while tuning the radio): “1 believe I’ve got lumbago.” Wife: “What’s the use, dear? We won’t be able to understand a word they say.” It’s a good thing for most people that a looking-glass can’t laugh. 115 — How do you ever expect to drive a nail into the wall with a toothbrush? For heaven’s sake, use your head. • “Daddy, may I have a dime?” asked little Georgie. Dad obliged with a smile. “This time you won’t make me give it back after the company’s gone, will you, daddy?” was Georgie’s loud remark. Teacher: “How many make a dozen?” Class: “Twelve.” Teacher: “How many make a million?” Bright Pupil: “Very few.” ♦ “What odd number becomes even when its first letter is removed?” “Seven.” I hear you found some furs on the street car, yesterday. Yes, I did. What kind of furs were they? Transfers. ♦ A little boy was saying his bed time prayers in a very low voice. “I can’t hear you, dear,” his mother whispered. “Wasn't talkin’ to you,” the small one said firmly. A gentleman had sent for a plumber to fix a faucet upstairs, and as he and his wife started downstairs they met the plumber coming up. The gentleman said: “Before I go downstairs, I would like to acquaint you with the the trouble.” The plumber politely removed his hat and said: “Pleased to meet you, ma’am.” Mr. Dickey: “Who can tell me where dew comes from?” Tom Steadman: “The earth rotates so fast that it perspires.” “Officer, you can’t bluff me. I’m an A.B. and an A.M.” “Good; now we’ll give you the third degree.” “Why does your hair contain electricity?” “I don’t know.” “Because it’s attached to a dry cell.” • • “Do you know what your one great defect is?” “I simply can’t think.” “That’s right. But I didn’t think you’d acknowledge it.” Bill Smith: “You know I’m enthusiastic. I always throw myself into everything I under-i ake.” Kathryn Minnich: “Swell. Why don't you dig a grave?” “I’m always tired on the first of April.” “Why?” “Who wouldn’t be after a March of thirty- one days?” Jack Ray: “I wish you'd help me with this problem, Dad.” Mr. Ray: “I can’t, son. It wouldn’t be right.” Jack: “I don’t suppose it would, but you might have tried.” Mr. Powell: “When the water becomes ice what is the greatest change that takes place?” Orloff: “The price.” Barber: “Haven’t I shaved you before, sir.” Customer: “Nix, I got that scar in France.” New President: “I stopped over in San Juan and—” Old President: “Pardon me, it’s San Huan. In California we pronounce our J’s like I Ps.” New President: “Well you have to give me time. I’ve only been here during Hune and Hulv.” ♦ Jack Ray: “It was a toss-up this morning whether I would play golf or go to church.” Mr. Ray: “Why, so?” Jack: “I had to toss up ten times before I got golf. Three young men from Yale while walking down the street, saw an old gentleman coming towards them. Wishing to display some college humor the first said: “Good morning, Father Abraham.” The second said: Good morning, Father Issac.” The third said: “Good morning, Father Jacob.” “The old man looked at them for a while and then said: “You’re all wrong. I am Saul, son of Kish, in search of my fathers asses, and behold! I have found three of them.” The doctor’s little daughter had strayed into his surgery and was watching him test the lungs and heart of the patient. Suddenly she spoke: “Getting any new stations, dad?” Mr. Ray saw a little boy trying to reach a doorbell. He rang the bell for him and then said, “What now, my young man?” “Run like blazes,” the little boy replied, “that’s what I’m going to do.” ♦ Mike: “So you’re a salesman, are you? What do you sell?” Ike: “Salt.” Mike: I’m a salt seller, too.” Ike: “Shake.” Admirer: “I suppose your stories just flow from you pen.” Author (looking ruefully at his fountain pen): “More than that, sometimes the whole blamed thing comes out at once.” — 116 — Jim will be in the hospital a long time.” “Why, have you been to see the doctor?” “No, the nurse.” • • “What makes you so uneasy? Is your conscience bothering you? “No, it’s my winter underwear. Dr. Goldfein, Foot Specialist. Removes corns, call., nails, both feet, SI. Jack: “What's happened? Have you had an accident?” Joe: No, 1 just bet Hans he couldn’t carry me up a ladder on his back, and I won.” Student: “Does a giraffe get a sore throat if he gets wet feet?” Mr. Dickey: Yes, but not until the next week.” “Hello, old man! How you’ve changed! What’s making you look so old?” Trying to keep young,” was the reply. “Trying to keep young?” “Yes—nine of them,” was the gloomy response. Society woman: “Jane, this morning when I bathed I found nothing but a nail brush in the bathroom. I can't wash my back with a nail brush.” Disgusted Maid: “Well, you have a tongue in your head, haven’t you?” Woman: “Yes, but I’m no swan.” “What happens to people who are so foolish as to allow themselves to become run down?” asked a doctor. They wind up in the hospital.” “What is your occupation?” “It isn’t an occupation, it’s a pursuit. I’m a bill collector.” I just heard about one of those new peewee automobiles doing 50 miles an hour on the highway. About every 50 feet the trinket would hop right up into the air about 5 feet, the cop finally stopped the car and asked: “What makes that car jump that way?” “Why officer, there’s nothing wrong with the car. You see I’ve got the —hie—the hiccups! First Mosquito: “Why are you making such a fuss?” Second Mosquito: Whoopee! I passed the screen test.” “Do you remember when we met in the revolving door?” Goodness, Yes! That was when we started going around together, wasn’t it?” A Spaniard, an American, and a Scotchman, were discussing what they would do if they awoke one morning to find that they were millionaires. The Spaniard said he would build a bull ring- . The American said he would go to Parts to have a good time. The Scotchman said he would go to sleep again to see if he could make another million. Mistress: “Mary, when you wait on table tonight for my guests, please don’t wear any jewelry.” Maid: “I have nothing valuable, ma’am, but I thank you for the warning.” A customer sent this note to a grocer: Please send a peck of potatoes; if good I'll send check.” The grocer didn’t like the terms, so he replied: “Send your check; if good I will send you a peck of potatoes.” � Yesterday I went past a thousand story building. Why, man, there is no building that high! Aw, there is too. I went past the library. Proud Parent (who had served in the A.E.F.): “And that, son, is the story of my experiences in the World War.” Son: “The rest of the army didn’t have much to do, did they?” Smith: I’m going to the hospital tomorrow for an operation.” Jones: Good luck, I hope everything comes out all right.” Political Speaker: “I’m pleased to see such a dense crowd here tonight.” Voice: “Don’t be too pleased. We ain't all dense.” � Let’s eat here. This is a swell restaurant. Hey, waiter! Yes, sir. Get me a piece of beefsteak. Yes, sir. I’ll have a piece of the tenderest tenderloin steak you have. Very well, sir. Say waiter, this steak is like concrete. I’m sorry, sir. The chef said it was very tender. Will you do me a favor, waiter? Yes, sir. Well, bring me that chef so I can push this steak down his throat. I’m sorry, sir, but there is a hamburg sandwich and a piece of lemon pie ahead of you. What’s that stickin’ out of your collar? Stickin’ out of my collar. Why, I don’t see anything. Oh! I beg your pardon. I guess its your head. 117 Do you know what he liked to do? He liked to put feathers in my hair. What did he do that for? To keep my.wigwam! • Little Boy: Oil daddy, I ate a worm!” Father: “Here take a drink of water and wash it down. Little Boy: “Aw, let him walk down.” “What did they teach you at school today, sonny?” “Oh, teacher told us about Columbus who went 20,000 miles on a galleon.” “She did, did she? Well don't believe all she says about these American cars.” Man (at door): “I hear, madame, that your husband has been killed, may I see his remains? Colored Woman: “I’se his remains, boss.” Teacher: “Johnny, spell wrong.” Johnny: “R O N G.” Teacher: “That’s wrong.” Johnny: “Well, what did you think it was?” . Mother (teaching alphabet): “Now, sonny, what follows O?” Child: “Yeah!” « “My wife is suffering untold agony.” “That’s too bad. What’s wrong with her!” “She has an inflamed throat and can’t talk about it.” “Extra! Extra! All about the big swindle! 365 people swindled! Extra! “Here, boy, give me a paper. Why the rascal, this paper is nothing but a swindle!” “Extra! Extra! All about the big swindle! 366 people swindled! Extra!” “I want to marry your daughter.” “Can you support a family?” “Yes.” “Remember, there are eight of us.” “Will you be quiet, I’m trying to think.” With what?” • “Are you a back-seat driver?” “Indeed I’m not. I sit right here where I can grab the wheel if he doesn’t do as I tell him.” • Lopher: “Last night I dreamed that I died.” Lazier: “What woke you up?” Lopher: “The heat, of course.” “Now, for the last time, Jimmy, I want you to wash your face and hands.” “Are you sure it will be the last time, mother?” Mother: “Baby has a new tooth.” Father: “Well, that’s one thing less for him to cry for.” “I've gotta buy a bill fold.” “What’s the matter? Can’t you fold them by hand?” In older days medicine was so horrible in its taste that many set the bottle on the mantel and got well without it. Kitty: “Is this really a five horse power boat.” Tom: “Yes.” Kitty: “Well, then, I gugss it ought to hold two people. An Irishman got a job at a railroad station. Just as the first train came in he discovered that he didn’t know the name of the station; so he called out: Here ye are for where ye are going. All in there for here come out.” “And she was the dumbest girl I ever saw.” “What makes you think she was?” “I mentioned bacteria and she thought it was the back door to a cafeteria.” Seven sons bought a ranch and stocked it with cattle. While they were trying to decide on a name for the ranch, the one son said, “Let’s call it Focus.” “Why Focus?” asked his brothers. “Because a focus is a place where the sun’s rays meet (sons raise meat). “Dad, how much am I worth to you?” “Son, your worth a million dollars to me.” “Well, would you mind advancing me a nickel on account.” Mr. Christoff: Why don't you answer my questions?” Steadman: “I shook my head.” Mr. Christoff: Well, I can’t hear your head rattle way over here.” “I’d like to see a fish cry.” Fish don’t cry.” “They do to. Dad said he once saw some whales blubber.” “Waiter, I want pork chops with fried potatoes, and have the chops lean.” “Yes, sir; which way, sir?” Jackie Laraway handed in his composition with a long list of dots and dashes at the end. Miss Carr: “What is the meaning of all those marks?” Jackie: “They’re punctuation marks. Put them in to suit yourself.” Office Boy: “There's a salesman here with a mustache.” Boss: “Tell him I have a mustache.” Grocer (after filling molasses jug): “Here’s your molasses, sonny; where’s your dime?” Boy: It’s in the jug, sir.” 118 “What kind of a car have you got?” “A wreck. “A wreck?” “Yeah, every time I park it, a dozen people ask me if I reported the accident.” ♦ The strong man, gleaming knife in hand, stared at the smooth white body in the water. “I can’t do it!” he cried. “It’s not a man’s work.” Tears streamed down his face. The woman, with a look of utter scorn, seized the knife—and finished peeling the onion. Mr. Dickey: “What are the seasons?” Schultz: “You mean in the United States?” Mr. Dickey: “Yes.” Schultz: “Basketball, baseball, football and track.” Mr. Nelson: “Madam, your cat has kept us awake for two nights with its serenade.” Neighbor (tartly): “What do you want us to do, shoot the cat?” Mr. Nelson: “No, madam, but couldn’t you have him tuned?” Automobile agent: “What’s your name?” Greek client: “Gus Popopopupopulos.” Agent: “Get a job selling motorcycles.” Swimming is one thing you learn by beginning at the top. “I just saw a man-eating tiger at the zoo.” “That’s nothing, I just saw a man eating chicken at the restaurant.” A passageway about 90 feet long and 8 feet wide, built by the French in the time of Louis XIV was discovered. Statistics formed so densely in places that they blocked the way. While rowing about near Providence Island in Bucheye Lake, a five-pound bass jumped into the boat of Fabian Clouse. Bullets fired at crazy angels had punctured cushions, walls, windows and doors of the automobile. Rugs, clothing, and jewelry valued at more than $6,000 were taken by a burglar, who broke into the house of Ross E. Wright at 737 South Hauser Boulevard, yesterday according to police. See the “For Sale” columns of Times “Classified Ads” for bargains in all kinds of merchandise. “Gus,” said Max, as he caught up with Gus on the way back to camp, “are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet?” “Yes,” said Gus. “All six of them?” “Yes, all six of them.” “And they’re all safe?” “Yep,” answered Gus, “They’re all safe.” “Then,” said Max with his chest swelling, “I’ve shot a deer.” Teacher: “A biped is anything that goes on two feet. Bobbie, can you name one?” Bobby: “Yes, ma’am, a pair of shoes.” • • Mrs. Brown: “Yes, I heard a noise and got up, and there, under the bed, I saw a man’s leg.” Mrs. Smith: “Good heavens! The burglar’s? Mrs. Brown: “No, my husband’s. He’d heard the noise, too.” “Pardon my glove.” “What’s the matter with it?” • Keeper: “Hey, get away from that thar elephant, .sonny!” Sonny: “Aw, I ain’t hurtin’ him.” Miss Thompson: (reading arithmetic answers) The next answer is $4,500,000. How many have that? V’oice in the back.of the room: Say, what do you take us for, millionaires? ♦ Two casual golf acquaintances were walking toward the green when they sighted two women coming over a hill. “I say,” remarked one of the men, “here comes my wife with some old hag she’s picked up somewhere.” “And here comes mine with another,” retorted the other, icily. Lady: But didn’t I give you some biscuits last week? Begger: Yes, ma’am. Lady: And you are here again? Beggar: Yes, ma’am, your cake was nothing to me. I used to be a sword swallower. Dinner was just starting. “I’ve been so busy today,” said the young married lady to her husband. The man put his spoon down for a moment. “Are you sure,” he asked carefully, “that you didn’t use the soup on the piano and boil the polish?” Rita: I consider kissing unhealthy. Ruth: Well, I’ve never been— Rita: Kissed? Ruth: No—ill. ♦ • A: Haven’t I seen your face before? B: I wouldn’t be surprised; that’s where I usually wear it. ♦ “Did you test that oil?” “Yes, and it tested awful to me!” Husband: Did you ever notice, my dear, that a loud talker is generally an ignorant person ? Wife: Well, you needn’t shout so; I’m not deaf. — 119 — “What do you mean by coining home at this hour?” “I didn’t mean to come home at this hour, but the darn place was raided!” Auntie: “What did little Margaret get at the birthday party?” Mother: “Three books, four handkerchiefs, and the measles.” The influence of gangster films has shown its effect, not only upon the youngsters but adults as well. Take the case of the school-teacher who absent-mindedly barked: “Stick ’em up!” when he wanted those members of the class who knew the answer to signify in the usual way. ♦ “How do 1 look tonight, John?” asked the wife. “Fine,” replied the husband, “not a day older than you really are, dear.” Then there was the absent-minded Scotchman who ordered asparagus and left a tip. “I'll put a strop to your foolishness!” said the father, as he turned Willie over his knee. � Patron: Do you serve lobsters here? Waiter: Sure. We cater to everyone. Army Dentist: My man, you don't have to pay for teeth extraction in the Army. Recruit: 1 know that sir, but I’m just counting my money before you put me under gas! � Husband: “Going to church, eh! To show your new furs, I suppose.” Wife: “No, dear, to show everybody what a generous hubby I’ve got.” “Did you have the car out last night?” “Yes, Dad: 1 took some of the boys for a runaround.” “Well, tell them I’ve found two of their lipsticks!” “What do you find the most difficult thing on the piano? “To pay the instalments.” “She is one of those worm-style motorists.” “What do you mean, worm-style?” “A worm never gives any signal which way it will turn.” Teacher: “How many bones have you in your body.” Willie: “Nine hundred.” Teacher: That’s a good many more than I have.” Willie: Yeah, but I had sardines for lunch.” Modern science cost me a year of my life.” “A badly managed operation?” “No my finger-prints were responsible.” Wife (recently married): Have you really engaged a cook, darling? I didn’t think we could afford to keep one.” Husband: “Well, we can’t afford to keep one long, so you had better learn all you can whilst you have the chance.” “But I am so unworthy of you, dear,” he murmured. “Oh, Fred,” she sighed, “if you and father only agreed on every other question as you do on that, how happy we’d be!” Sympathetic Old Lady (to tramp): “Ah, my poor fellow, life is full of trials.” I ramp: “It are, mum. What was you tried for?” � Recruit: Shall I mark time with my feet? Sergeant: My dear fellow—did you ever hear of marking time with the hands? Recruit: Yes sir; clocks do it. Summer Boarder: But why arc those trees bending over so far? Farmer: You would bend over too, Miss, if you were as full of green apples as those trees are. 1st Class to Tenderfoot: What did you hunt mostly while you were in the woods? Tenderfoot: The way back to camp. Two boys were visiting their aunt. She put two pieces of cake on the table, one much bigger than the other. “Now,” she said, 1 want to see which has the best manners.” “Oh, Jimmy has,” said Johnnie, reaching for the biggest piece. Of all sad words This line wins out: “Oh, John, the furnace Must be out!” Bill: “So you bought a radio for your roadster?” Phil: “Yes, and then I had to sell the car to pay for it.” � “My uncle’s a director in Hollywood. In the movies?” “No, he’s a traffic cop.” “A woman,” exclaimed the gloomy gentleman, “always claims to know everything.” “Not nty wife,” argued the timid chap. She admits she doesn’t know why she married me.” « “I haven’t seen you here before, sir,” said the waiter. “No,” replied the salesman; “everytime I sell a waiter a used car 1 change restaurants again.” 120 “Is your sister—ah, over 30?” asked the young man shrewdly. “Over 30?” echoed the little brother. “No, she’s just twice as old as I am.” And how old are you?” continued the st ranger. I’m half as old as my sister.” Teacher: “Let us imagine I gave you seven pennies—” Tommy: “If they are just imagine pennies why not make them dollars?” Visitor: “I see you painted your own portrait with your hands in your pockets.” Artist: “Yes, I did.” Visitor: “Then I suppose you held the brush in your teeth?” Small Girl (entertaining her brother’s fiancee): “Is ‘Disaster’ your Christian name or your surname?” Fiancee: “What on earth do you mean?” Small Girl: “Cos I heard Daddy telling Mummie that that was what Reggie was courting.” � “I got a bright idea out of a corner of my brain today.” “Ah! A stowaway.” He: “That rouge sure looks natural. For a long time I thought it was your skin.” She: “Well, it’s the next thing to it.” Mother (visiting co-ed): “I see the streets here are just filled with students.” Co-ed: “Oh, no, mother. Those are just college men.” A lawyer got into an argument with a physician over the relative merits of their respective professions. “I don’t say that all lawyers are crooks,” said the doctor, “But you’ll have to admit that your profession doesn’t make angels of men.” ‘No,” said the attorney, “you doctors certainly have the best of us there.” Prison Warden: “You say you have a complaint to make? Well, what is it?” Convict: “There ain’t enough exits, sir.” � “He has two wooden legs. How can he walk?” I guess he just lumbers along.” Emile Anton: “You say there’s a guarantee with this hair restorer?” Druggist: “Well, sir, we give away a comb with each bottle.” “What do you say to a little kiss?” “I’ve never spoken to one.” “Did you cancel ail my engagements, as I told you, Smithers?” “Yes, sir, but Lady Milliccnt didn’t take it very well. She said you were to marry her next Monday! • « « Earl: “Oh, I just adore cowslips, don’t you?” Tommy: “Why, 1 don’t know, I never kissed one of them.” � � Hobo: “Will you give me a dime for a cup of coffee?” Gentleman: “But I don't drink coffee.” “I owe a lot to that old lady.” “Your mother?” “No, my landlady.” � Wife: Did you notice the chinchilla coat on the woman sitting in front of us at church this morning?” Husband: “Er—no. Afraid I was dozing most of the time.” Wife: “Urn! A lot of good the service did you.” « Miss Hughes: “Paul, is trousers singular or plural’ Did” (after much thought): “Singular at the top and plural at the bottom.” Mother: “Why did you strike your little sister? Fred H.: “Well, we were playing Adam and Eve and instead of tempting me with the apple, she ate it herself.” “Tommy,” inquired the teacher, what is one-fifth of three seventeenths?” “I don’t know exactly, replied Tommy, but it isn’t enough to worry about.” • Teacher: “What is the plural of Hippopotamus?” Osiecki: “The plural of hippopotamus is h-i-p-p-o. .oh, well, who’d want more than one, anyway?” Gladys: “Those roosters kept me awake this morning with their crowing.” Billy: “Don't complain about the roosters. When you get up early you crow about it for days.” � � « Dorothy: “I’m tickled pink. My aunt in Venice is sending me a gondola for my birthday and I’ve never played one in my life.” Marion: “My goodness, you don’t play a gondola. You throw it over your shoulder like a shawl. Teacher: “Are you sure this is an original composition?” Bill: “Yes, ma’am; but you may find one or two of the words in the distionary.” 121 IBM____________!_•_ A well-known woman is a famous Mrs. Malaprop as regards her speech. And what in France,” asked a friend, “did you enjoy the most, Mrs_____________?” “Well, I think, said the lady, “It was the F'rench peasants singing the Mayonnaise.” A Scott was having a heated argument with a street car conductor about the fare. The conductor insisted it was seven cents, but the Scott was holding out for a nickel. Finally, as the car stopped, the conductor became exasperated and grabbed the Scott’s valise, hurling it off the car, with the suggestion that the Scott follow. “Hoot mon,” yelled the Scotchman, first you overcharge me; then you try to kill my little boy!” Passerby: “What are you doing with an apple on the end of your fishing line?” Max Phillips: “Fishing.” Passerby: Yes, but what’s the apple for?” Max: “Bait.” Passerby: “Bait! You should have a worm.” Max: “There’s a worm inside the apple.” • Teacher: Johnny, if you are always very kind and polite to all your playmates, what will they think of you?” Johnny: Some of ’em would think they could lick me.” “Oh, Major Scottem, couldn’t you possibly have rescued your poor friend who was captured by cannibals?” “Unfortunately, when I arri%-ed he had already been scratched off the menu.” “Yes,” said the self-made man. “I was left without a mother and father at nine months, and ever since I’ve had to battle along for myself.” “How did you manage to support yourself at nine months?” “I crawled to a baby show and won the first prize. That was the way I started.” Mosher: “Don’t you believe that a depression may be over long before the public is aware of it?” Babo: “Just what I was telling my landlord. But he won’t believe it.” Every man in this high school could get a job with the city if he wanted it! Isn’t that a rather sweeping statement? “What do you call your baseball team?” asked a woman of a juvenille player warming up on a sandlot. Little potatoes, ma’am.” “Why such an odd name?” “Cause we’re hard to skin, ma’am.” “In Hawaii they have the same weather all the year around.” Then how do their conversations start?” ♦ Husband: “I say, Mary, why on earth must you feed every tramp that comes to door?” Wife: “You’ve no idea what a joy it is to see a man eat without finding fault with the cooking!” « “You’ll have to wait,” said the guide. “1 can’t show you round the galleries yet. Smoking isn’t allowed.” “But we’re not smoking,” said the visitors. “No, but I am,” replied the guide. • “I want a book, said the woman. “Something light?” asked the clerk. “Oh, no, that doesn’t matter. My husband is here, and he will carry it home. A well-known organist was conducting choir practice, the anthem under treatment being “As Pants the Heart.” The choristers seemed rather short of breath, and did not sustain the notes long enough. At last, when he could stand it no longer, the organist called out: Slop, stop! Your pants are far too short!” « A well-known official of the Telephone Company was aroused from a sound sleep by the ringing of the telephone. After stepping on the cat and knocking his shins against a chair he reached the phone. “Hello,” he growled. Arc you an official of the telephone company?” a voice asked. “Yes, what can I do for you?” “You can tell me,” replied the caller, “just how it feels to be called out of bed at two o’clock in the morning to answer a wrong number.” Lecturer: “Allow me before I close to repeat the words of the immortal Webster—” Farmer Poddsnapp: Land sakes, Maria, let’s get out of here. He’s goin’ to start in on the dictionary. How would you classify a telephone girl? Is hers a business or a profession?” “Neither. It’s a calling.” Cross and short-sighted old lady (in antique shop): And here, I suppose, is another one of the horrible portraits you call art.” “Excuse me, Madam,” said the shopkeeper quietly, “but that’s a mirror.” 122 Alarmed wife (whose husband had gone to bed first, but whom she did not find in bed when she got there): “Bill, where are you? Bill!” Bill (drowsily): “Aw, come on to l ed. I've been asleep for hours.” Wife: “But you aren’t in bed.” Bill: “Thunder, I’m not, I’m where the bed is.” Wife: “No, darling. You are where the bed used to be. I changed things around today and you are sleeping in the cedar chest.” “I suppose you are campaigning among the plain people,” remarked the lady of the house when the candidate called. “No, I am after the beauty vote—and I would like yours,” replied the man of wisdom, lie got not only her vote but enough others so that he is coming to Congress. � Hey, Jack, look at what I found, a porcupine egg!” “Don’t you know a chestnut burr when you see one?” « The inevitable has come. An automobile in Chicago, startled at the sudden appearance of a horse, ran away and crashed into a post. “The Gnu in Danger of Extinction, says a headline. Shall this popular little crossword animal disappear? Gno, gnever! The Times of India sums up progress: 1872—Alice Through a Looking Glass. 1922—Alice Through a Windshield. � Caller: Mr. Smithson in conference?” Office-boy: Yeh, the old boy's gone into a huddle.” • ♦ “I was wed on Christmas Day.” Oh, Yule tied!” “They say that if there’s anything in a man, travel will bring it out.” “Yes, indeed! I found that out my first trip across the ocean.” « “What part of an automobile kills the most people, Jack?” Jack: “The nut behind the wheel.” Miss Carr: “Jack, give a sentence using flippancy in it.” Jack Ray: “Let’s flippancy if I flunk or pass.” Teacher: “This is the worst recitation I’ve had. I hope you have noticed I did most of it myself.” First Diner: Brave old bird, the turkey.” Second Diner: Yep, this one died with his boots on, the way his leg tastes.” It’s said that a wagon maker who had been dumb for years picked up a hub and spoke, that a blind carpenter reached for a plane and saw, a deaf sheep rancher went out with his dog and herd and a noseless fisherman caught a net full of herring and smelt. Agent: “How do you like your new electric washer?” Lady: “Not so good. Every time I get in the thing those paddles knock me off my feet.” • “Where is the car?” demanded Mrs. Briggs. “Dear me!” ejaculated Mr. Briggs, Did I take the car out?” “You certainly did. You drove it to town.” How odd! I remember now that after I got out I turned to thank the gentleman who gave me the lift and wondered where he had Customer: “How much was that bill?” Clerk: Beg pardon, madam, but my name Teacher: “Who discovered America?” Pupil: “Ohio.” Teacher: “You’re wrong. Columbus discovered America.” Pupil: “Oh! I didn’t think his first name was necessary. � Are those fresh eggs?” “Sh-h-h, the hen doesn’t know we’ve got them yet.” � “The thing for you to do,” said the doctor to the man with frazzled nerves, “is to stop thinking about yourself—to bury yourself in your work. “Gosh!” returned the patient, “and me a concrete mixer.” � � Jimmy, Aunt Jane won’t kiss that dirty face.” That's what I figured.” Miss Gillespie: “You have a good head for geometry.” Ralph: Why? Miss Gillespie: “Both plane and solid.” “Your pulse is as regular as a clock.” “It ought to be, you have your hand on my wrist watch.” � • “Joe, get some rat buscuits while you're at the store, there are rats in the house.” “Nothing doing, if the rats can’t eat what we do, they can go hungry.” “If a burglar should break into the cellar would the coal chute?” “No, but the kindling would.” Dear me,” said the absent minded professor as he fell down the steps, “what is making all the racket?” — 12.? — “What’s that over there?” “That is a locomotive boiler.” “What do they boil locomotives for?” “To make the locomotives’ tender, of course.” Jack: Do you enjoy Kipling?” Bob: “I don’t know, I never tried. How does one kipple?” Clerk: “What do you want to know?” Customer: “How much glue will I need to make a yard stick?” Gardner: “This is a tobacco plant in flower.” Lady: “How interesting. How long will it be before the cigars are ripe?” ♦ � « Lady (suspiciously): “I see you have put all the best tomatoes on top.” Grocer: “Yes, madam, that saves you the trouble of looking through the box for them.” Scout: “When we stopped we pitched our tents.” Girl: “You do that to make them waterproof, don’t you?” � « “I haven’t noticed any mosquito netting around,” remarked the visitor on his first visit to Swampville. “No,” answered a resident, “we use mouse traps.” “What is the end of your garage on hinges for?” “My wife drives the car sometimes.” “Where are you in Sunday School, Johnny?’ “Oh, we’re in the middle of the Original Sin.” “Say, that ain’t so hot; we're past redemption.” « Dot: “See my new purse? It matches my shoes.” Blot: “What does it have in it?” Dot: “Nothing.” Blot: “Then your wrong. It matches your head.” ♦ One day in the British musium a guide was recounting to a little group of tourists the glories of a battered centaur, when a Chicago meat salesman interrupted with the question: Excuse me, sir, but what would they feed a thing like that on—ham and eggs, or hay?” Telephone Operator: “I have your party. Please deposit five cents.” Souse at Pay Station: “Whatzzat?” Operator: “Please deposit your money.” Souse: Listen, girlie, wat I wan’s a conversation with a fren’, not financial advice from a stranger.” “For two cents I’d run you in,” said the cop. “Good thing you made it two,” declared the bold college freshman, “because one copper couldn’t do it.” Spring 7 he sun awoke and 'rose o'er eastern hill, 1 he robin whistled loud in merry trill, Each flower shyly raised her pretty head And beckoned to the bees that 'round her sped. The cattle's mournful low in distant meads A roused the grass to cast off dewey beads; The branches of the trees gave forth a sigh, And kissed the fickle breeze that passed her by. The merry brook sang out her happy song, And told them all she could not tarry long. And as I watched, I could not laugh or sing, But cried for joy too great for me—'twas SpringI —Virginia White. 124 — The following have collected Subscriptions Funds from the Pupils. Captains Burger, Lois Minnich, Kathryn Moravek, Joseph Pellow, George Siegel, Dorothy Steadman, Thomas Collectors Adamowicz, Alphons Amendola, Orlando Andersen, George Anderson, Anna Anderson, Evelyn Andrews, Hcdwig Babo, Frederick Baker, Irvin Boyd,Geneva Brown, Edwin Burns, Lois Chimenti, Armand Cochanides, Catherine Cochanides, Frances Constantine, Lucille Corritore, Paul Deane, Lucile Elber, Betty Fendya, Mike Foulk, John Goodfleish, Donald Guss, Margaret Heal, Edward Hendrie, Laura Jane Johnson, Virginia Kelly, Earl Kelley, Rita Kelley, Ruth Kennedy, Betty Koval, Virginia Krasovski, Lottie Kubeja, Leonard Laird, James Lauretta, Matilda LegenzofT, George Le Quear, Helen Levey. Harry Linsey, Margaret McLeod, John McKrell, Madeline Meyer, Elmer Milner, Norman Mooney, Margaret Anne Nielson, Eleanor Novak, Frank Novichenko, Donald O’Connor, James Phillips, Dorothy Pierson, Thomas Powell, Paul Praetzel, Robert Rectenwald, Rita Ann Rodgers, Thomas Rosenstiel, Arlene Rostron, Joseph Samuelson, Wilfred Schaeffer, Elmer Scoville Eleanor Smiley, David Smith, Harry Swanson, Martha Tinsman, Donald Trezise, John White, Virginia Wolfe, Winifred Wood, Adelaide W ood, Grace Tingling, Mary Zelaney, Edward 126 The Sunrise Staff found that the compilation of this annual required a great deal of time and effort. We are very grateful fo the unceasing patience of those faculty members who aided us so generously: Mr. Heck whose keen sense of business has helped our staff to present to the school a year book which is both attractive and inexpensive. Miss Carr, who so ably corrected and criticized the literary contributions. Miss McConkey, art advisor. Miss Gerboth, typewriting teacher. Mr. Harbold, who supervised the taking of the subscriptions and the circulation. We thank the McCarty Printing Company, the Erie Engraving Company, and the McDannell Studio, who aided the staff with the practical part of the undertaking. We are very grateful to all the students of the school, who have given us their generous support. Finally, I, the Editor, wish to express my appreciation to all the staff members, who by the donation of their services, aimed to make this annual a success. Gladys Graboski, Editor-in-chief 127 — All's Well, Fhat Ends Well! — 128 — The Representative MANUFACTURERS anil MERCUANTS ct Erie. Renna. One HILL-MILL ICE CREAM “TheVelvet Kind’’ Visit Our New Dairy Stores Try Our New Kind of Chocolate Malted also The New Kind of Buttermilk — STORES AT- 1008 Parade Street 501 West 4th Street 25th and Peach Streets Main St., Wesleyville 24 North Perry Square 212 East 8th Street Two BAKER'S “Where the Well Dressed Young Men Buy Their Clothes” Style The Well Dressed Young Men are Buying their Clothes at Baker’s. They Prefer this Store because they know that here they can obtain the Latest University Syles, direct from the Leading Style Centers - - and always at Moderate Prices. The New Pebble Weave Here is the Newest and Most Popular Cloth for the Well Dressed Young Man. It is made of durable Twisted Yarns that cannot be equalled for Service. 11 comes in all the Newest Shades of Blues, Browns and Grays—and it makes an Ideal Sport Ensemble when worn with Flannel Trousers. $18°° Ties In all the Newest Plaids, Stripes, and Plain Colors-in the Finest Silks. Shirts Arrow's Latest in both Collar Attached and Collar to Match—in the Smartest Styles. Hose In Striking Color Combinations to go with any Spring Ensemble. $100 $195 50c ISAAC BAKER SON At Seventh “Where Young Fellows Meet” Three Asbestos Asphalt Tar and Gravel II. F. WATSON MILLS Divison of the Ruberoid Co. SHINGLES - ROOFING — INSULATION Erie, Penna. Reliable Roofs Since 1878 ECKERD’S 1103 — State Street 706 Swimming Suits Tennis Equipment BETTER DRUG STORES Golf Clubs, Balls and Bags Prescriptions Our Specialty and all other Sports Equipment of Quality We use the best drugs and chemicals and employ the best registered men that money can hire. at a Price that is Right AT Bring your next prescription to one of the Eckerd Drug Stores The Spalding Sport Store 21 East 8th Street AND SAVE MONEY Ask the Regular Gang — They Know The Charles R. Pixler Agency of the Connecticut General Life Insurance Co. LIFE-ACCIDENT—GROUP INSURANCE AND ANNUITIES 1004-6 Erie Trust Building Erie, Penna. Four DRAMATIZE YOUR PERSONALITY through Meyer-Quality! VOU’LL respond instantly to these new, smart weaves, patterns and shades that started their careers on the campus. Real action! The advanced styles will give you a chance to dramatize your personality-and that’s desirable PREP HALL CLOTHES BEING WORN AT AMERICA’S LEADING UNIVERSITIES $18 Fine Shirts - - $I Beautiful Ties - $1 Smart Hose - - 35c. Shoes, Hats - everything! PREP HALL JR. CLOTHES FOR YOUNGER STUDENTS $10 $12.50 $15 P. A. MEYER SONS Outfitters to Men and Boys 817-819 State St. Five We Congratulate The Graduating Classes of 1933 On their Splendid Scholastic Record And’wish them A Continued Success Paint Heathfuaif i r|3- fp State Streets Member of the Guild Hess brothers Prescription Manufacturing OPTICIANS Where the Price is Rijjht Phone 43-181 104 West 9th St. Erie, Pa. Prescriptions and Drugs Heyl Physicians Supply Co. Andrew M. Heyl, Prop. Telephone 20-785 22 West 9th St. Erie, Pa. Witt in ann-Pfeffier Co. DEALERS IN All Grades of Hard and Soft Coal Charcoal, Cement and Sewer Pipe DIAMOND COKE Office and Yards 1202 Sassafras St. Erie, Penna. George Reisenberg FRUITS and PRODUCE 218 East 11th St. II. II COSTUME SHOP A THEATRICALS DECORATIONS and MASQUERADES m Jean Kirschner Phone C-58-220 N 117-119 East 18th St. N Riding Apparel Sportswear Tents Camping Equipment At Money Saving Prices L. Press Co. 1216 State Street Six Once, Long Ago, and Now! HERE was a time when printing was simply printing. Except for the few who really knew something about types and inks and papers, people were not real choosy. In recent years this has all been changed. Today the man in the street and the lady of the house are both alive to the difference between the good and the not-so-good, in printing as in everything else, and they are apt to act accordingly . . . Good Printing costs no more than the not-so-good kind when you consider the risk of your prospect's unfavorable reaction to poor work. McCarty Printing Company, Inc . “Producers of Fine Printing” 24( East Seventh Street Erie, Penna. The FIRST NATIONAL BANK Erie, Penna. Charter No. 12 Capital $300,000.00 Surplus 1,500,000.00 Established 1852 Chartered 1863 Rechartered 1883 Rechartered 1903 The Oldest Bank in Erie County Compliments of SKINNER ENGINE CO. ERIE, PA. University of Pittsburgh ERIE CENTER Resident University Courses Junior College Division—Complete Freshman and Sophomore work in Liberal Arts College, Business Administration, Education, Engineering, Pre-Medicine, Pre-Dentistry, Pre-Law. Application—Make application at once to insure place in Freshman class of 1933-34. Administrative Office 806 Erie Trust Building Phone 23-028 Eithi Government without Paper............ | ''HE Rosetta Stone, engraved by order of Ptolemy Epiphanes, was an effective enough legal document in its day. For in 196 B. C., no generous supply of paper existed for the dissemination of government information. Despotic rule does not have much need for paper. Things have changed. Taxation without representation is out of fashion. Rule without consent of the governed has a hard road to travel. Information, prompt and detailed, is expected when government makes a move that affects the welfare of citizens. Paper makes this diffusion of official information possible. Hereditary domination of lives and property of subjects went suitably with proclamations cut in stone and baked in clay. Democracy and paper go hand in hand. Hammermill Paper Company Erie, Pennsylvania Nine E. J. Blakely Son Surety Bonds General Agents Maryland Casualty Company Compliments of Metric Metal Works of the American Meter Cc.. Inc. Manufacturers of GAS METERS ERIE, - - PENNA. Compliments BUCYRUS=ERIE=COMPANY Ten S B i S JPJrl I Flickinger’s Hotel Dept. IJI Pf Especially Selected Foods Packed for Hotels, Cafeterias and Institutions Boston Samples and Quotations Cheerfully Furnished Si tore — OFFICE and WAREHOUSE — N. Y. C. St. L. R. R. and Wallace St. Erie, Penna. The Marine National Bank of Erie Corner Ninth and State Streets Established 18(54 Union Iron Works Steel Boilers Stacks, Tank and Plate Work Erie, Pennsylvania Eleven A Complete Sporting Goods Department Twenty-Seven Years of Continuous Service to the Athletes of Erie High Schools Palace Hardware House Our Best Wishes to .. . Academy East Erie Technical ERIE OPTICAL COMPANY Guf d Opticians tzs PEACH ST ERIC PA fYiere Serv c is More Tit on o S ofon Vincent High American Sterilizer Company Erie, Pa. Compliments of Erie Paint Co. 14th and State Streets Twelve CONGRA TULA TIONS WE trust that your graduation is but the passing of another mile-stone to greater success. Our complete banking facilities are offered you today and in time to come. Erie Trust Company. Erie. Pennsylvania. ERIE BRONZE CO. Erie, Pa. ERIE FORGE CO. Erie, Pa. Compliments of Erie Steel Construction Co. Erie,iPenna. Thirteen JOHN F. LUMHER Kuhns MILLWORK PAINTS - HARDWARE - GLASS - BUILDERS SUPPLIES Parade Street at 21st “ When belter materials are sold I will sell them.” Trask, Prescott Richardson Co. Department Store ERIE, PA. After the Dance or After the Game or After the Show PLAN i'o meet your friends at Gecraes 26th and State McDannell Studio ★ ★ ★ GO WHERE HITS ARE A HABIT Official Photographer for East High School 342 East 11th St. Presents Erie’s Best Entertainment . . . . ALWAYS ★ ★ ★ Fourteen RICHMAN’S LOYAL TO CLOTHES QUALITY All $18.50 Such Fine Quality, Smart Style, Perfect Fit and Low Price Makes It Plain Extravagance to Pay Any More The Richman Brothers Co. 909-911 State Street “Erie’s Family Newspaper” The Erie Dispatch-Herald Printed before your very eyes - - and published so you can read it; The Erie Dispatch-Herald, Erie'soldest newspaper in Northwestern Pennsylvania, gives to its daily readers, Walter inched, Arthur Brisbane, Will Rogers and a host of other features to be enjoyed by every member of the family. Where the Younger Set and Students Meet Dainty Sandwiches and Soda Grill - - Confections Mezzanine Rented for Parties and Bridge Teas Fifteen Edward A. Wood Memorial Home 439 East 6th Street BETTER SERVICE AT A LOWER COST No connection with any other Firm in Erie Est. 1852 Inc. 1897 JAREGKI MFG. CO. Erie, Pa. Manufacturers of Pipe Fittings Valves and Cocks Pipe Threading Machines Compressor Governors Pipe Vises Oil, Gas and Water Well Supplies Pipe Cut and Threaded to Order LAUREL HILL CEMETERY JOHN A. ERICKSON Photographer HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL TYPEWRITER NEEDS DAVIS TYPEWRITER CO. 8 VV. 9th Street Phone 32-724 Special Luncheon—35c to 40c Served from 11 a. m. to 2 p. m. Full Course Dinner as Low as 50c Per Plate Served from 5 p. m. to 8 p. m. For Delivery of Chop Suey, Dial 24-078 NEW CHINA RESTAURANT 806 State Street ★ STAR WET WASH ★ JOHN V. LAVER Florist Can the ideals of friendship and service he combined? The proof is found in the friendly service rendered by the Brugger Funeral Home in your time of need. Every convenience of the most modern, most completely equipped funeral home, at the price you desire, is available. The test of years has proved the truth of friendly service as represented by the firm of A. BRUGGER and SONS. Sixteen Lovell Manufacturing Company ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA West Ridge Jersey Farm Products Co. Butter, Cheese and Fine Eggs Transportation Co. Distributors of Jersey’s Certified Butter Main Offices Phones: 26-750 — 26-759 Girard, Penna. 321 East 15th Street Erie, Penna. Our conservative management is your best assurance. We invite your patronage. Union Trust Company of Erie TROY LAUNDRY 416 State Street ERIE CASKET CO., Inc. 20th and Sassafras Sts. LADIES AID KLEENOL A Scientifically Balanced Washing Use Kleenol, the Magic Dry Cleaner Solution for the Home. At Your for General Household Use. Kleenol Grocers in Money Saving Gallons, is Water White. Leaves no ring stain or odor. Every Home needs 35 Cents Kleenol. Cleencl Company 822 East 8th Street Phone 45-487 Seventeen Compliments of Parker White-Metal Machine Company Manufacturers of WHITE METAL DIE CASTINGS Erie, Pa. Style Leaders for 1933 . . Cadillac La Salle Oldsmobile Now on Display at our Showrooms SEDANS — COUPES CONVERTIBLES Roth Cadillac Company SALES 20-22 East 8th St. SERVICE—17-23 East 7th St. GOOD USED CARS- 710-16 French St. Eiah teen rreihcfer’s FINE BREAD and ROLLS are served in ERIE SCHOOL CAFETERIAS Be Loyal to Erie! The MEHLER BEVERAGE PLANT is, in every sense, an Erie concern—home-owned and home-operated. We have been serving, the public of Erie county with healthful and quality BEVERAGES for fifty years. For that reason our interests are local and our revenues go back into local channels, helping other Erie interests. The beverage you drink, the food you eat, the clothes you wear, the house you live in, constitute your standard of living. Don't lower it! Once lowered, that standard is hard to bring back. Schauble Studios INSIST ON MEHLER’S BEVERAGES WE DO VALUE YOUR PATRONAGE KMvis Since 1883 L. C. Schauble and Sons Commercial and Portrait Photographers 2101 Peach Street 1218 Parade St. Phone 26-767 Erie, Pa. Nineteen THIS ANNUAL is printed on OXFORD NORTH STAR ENAMEL The Daka Paper Company Erie, Pennsylvania Twenty UNION-PURE Ice Delivery Company MANUFACTURED ICE Yellow Trucks—23-279 Blue Trucks—22-230 Everything for your outing. Golf, Tennis, Fishing Tackle at lowest prices. Also very complete Tool Department. Builders Hardware. Household Department. Plumbing Supplies. Paints and Varnishes. Erie Hardware Co. 1220 STATE ST. RICHARD E. FORI) Dependable Insurance for Less 419 Marine Bank Building SANITARY DAIRY, Inc. Erie’ Largest Independent Milk Business Phone 22-101) 100% Erie Owned Do You Know Your “Eco”? Here’s a chance to use it! Buy your gas, oil and grease if you “Roll Your Own”, at gas stations where you see this sign on the meter pumps. 1800 Wagner Ave. Erie, Penna. boost The Old Home Town—Keep Erie men at work Twenty-one Courtesy of White Rock Oil Company Distributors of Highest Grade Pennsylvania Petroleum Products and Goodrich Tires Gasoline Naphtha — Kerosene Furnace Oils - Cylinder Oils — Motor Oils STATIONS—9th French, Office—827 E. 10th St.—16th Raspberry Sts. Phone 22-177 Erie, Penna. We wish to take this opportunity to extend our compliments and thank the students and faculty of your school for their patronage. The Place of Superior Quality and Satisfying Quantity Erie Shores Ice Cream Company N. Park Row Erie, Pa. Jackson’s Featuring S975 PARK DALE CLOTHES $1275 No Charge for Alterations 1128 State Street Erie, Pa. Sears, Roebuck Company 1018-1020 State Street Erie, Pa. We carry a complete line of Sporting Goods and Camping Equipment Twenty-two r “THE STUDENTS FAVORITE RENDEZVOUS” Plan Your Social Parties at WALDAMEER PARK NOW BOOKING 1933 PARTIES AND PICNICS Phones: 32-102 and 32-402 BUSINESS IS A GOOD CHOICE BUT . . . REMEMBER It Pays To Attend A Good School A variety of complete courses. Reasonably priced. College-educated, and business-experienced, faculty. Excellent rooms and board near the school. Free placement service to graduates. Send for catalog. Address registrar. 1028 Main Street, Buffalo, New York. BRYANT STRATTON BUFFAI.O Twenty-three The Trade Mark Erie Engraving Company CTZ. air Artists, Engravers and j Electrotypers Is Your Assurance of FRESH BAKED GOODS Of Excellent Quality Mercantile Building Erie. Penna. xxm FIRCH BAKING CO. Engravers for Bakers Of MA-MADE BREAD AND CAKES Eat . Strong Vincent and Tech High Schools. Compliments of mwmum PSodmIpket SH State Street STEVE’S ERIE'S HOME-OWNED COMPLETE FOOD M ARKET “‘The Maria Thai Quality Btaii Pulakos on-the-Lake Drink .... Imperial Beverages FISHER HOTEL Erie, Pa. They are Pure. Wholesome and Refreshing. BERRYCRAFT FINISHES Highest in Ouabty — Made Since MS� Your Patronage Appreciated Em Wall Piper ail Paiitii? Ci. 1W2 Parade Street. Comer of l cb Street. They are Pure. Wholesome and Refreshing. trie Commercial J cljool, Jlitc. ifcpcrialiets tit liusittcss (Emitting 8 tntc at 12igl)tl| J trrrt ISrif, ifJcimn. Congratulations! Class of 1933 A Commercial education is the most remumerative for the money and time expended of all education. A good school is a constant aid to its graduates. The student of today is the business man of tomorrow. We welcome investigation. “One look is worth a thousand words” —A Chinese Proverb. COURSES Business Administration Secretarial Science Typing Executive Training Economics, Money and Banking Sociology The School for Smartness The modern girl must realize that she cannot get by on intellect alone, or even good looks. The impression she creates at school, socially or in business is largely dependent on her well-groomed look, so for “Smartness in Appearance” visit the Belmont where everybody meets everybody else. Belmont Shop 60-1 STATE ST • •• EHJE PENN A Congratulations! Seniors £ tan2tarb ?anitani Hifiu (lln. Conveniently Located 130 West 12th Street at 12th and Sassafras Sts. Erie, Penna. Standard Oil Co. Products Twenty-five Concerning Cost The cost of a funeral service depends altogether upon the taste and resources of the family. Our stock of burial merchandise covers a wide range of price, with the best possible values at every level. And regardless of cost, every service receives the same reverent, thoughtful attention. No Money Down—Pay When Insurance is Paid DAN S. HANLEY DUFF’S TIRK REPAIR SHOP Distribution Pennsylvania Tires Tubes George B. Duffy, Mgr. Phone 51-197 1714 State St., Erie, Pa. EDWARD EICHENLAUB MEATS 124 West 8th Street Anything You Do To Help Dad Become Sheriff Will Be Gratefully Appreciated 13th and Peach Sts. 22-324 — Telephone — 22-324 Assistants: Win. J. (Bud) Hanley Win. S. Schalier “BUD” HANLEY Dan S. Hanley for Sheriff Twenty-six Index to Advertisements Name Page A American Sterilizer Company. 12 B Baker Son, Isaac___ ____________________ 3 Belmont-Erie Shop.. 25 Boston Store - I Blakely Son, E. J.- ------------------ -10 Brugger Sons, A.__.................... 16 Bryant Stratton College. 23 Bucyrus-Erie Co......................... 10 C Chacon a 8 ___________________- 16 Connecticut (ieneral Life Insurance Co.. 4 Craig Oil Co. 25 D Daka Paper Co,........................... 20 Davis Typewriter Co----- 16 Duff’s Tire Service______________________ 26 E Eckerds.__________________________________ I Eichenlaub, Edward-------- -26 Erickson, John A... 16 Erie Engraving Co. 24 Erie Brewing Co.. 24 Erie Bronze Co____ 13 Erie Casket Co____ 17 Erie Commercial College. 25 Erie I ispatch-I lerald—. 15 Erie Forge Co_____ 13 Erie Hardware Co... ... 21 Erie Meter Systems, Inc----- 21 Erie Optical Co------------------------ 12 Erie Paint Co---------------------------- 12 Erie Steel Construction Co.. - 13 Erie Shores Ice Cream Co.... -22 Erie Trust Co. .......................... 13 Erie Wall Paper Painting Co. 24 Eric Window Class Co... 6 F Firch Baking Co_____________ — -24 First National Bank... ------------------- 8 Flickingers____________________________ 11 Ford, Richard E__________________________ 21 Freihofer Baking Co.. ___________________ 19 G Georges................................... M II Hammcrmill Paper Co.. 9 I lanlcy, I)an S. 26 I l.msmaii, H. ------- 6 Hess Bros--------------------------------- 6 Heyl Physicians Supply Co___ .. 6 Hill-Mill Ice Cream Co................. 2 Indich, Inc___________________________________ 24 Name Page J Jacksons ........ 22 Jarecki Mfg. Co_________________________ 16 Jersey Farm Products Co.-- 17 K Kleenol Company.. 17 Kuhns, John F____ 14 L Laurel Hill Cemetary_ 1(1 Laver, John V____ 16 Lovell Mfg. Co... ... 17 M Marine National Bank_____ H McCarty Printing Co., Inc.. 7 McDanncl Studios_____ 14 Mehler Bottling Works. 19 Metric Metal Works_______ 10 Meyer Sons, P. A.. ... .5 N National Service Engraving Co____________ 2 New China Restaurant_____ 16 P Palace Hardware House____ 12 Parker-White Metal ('o— Is Press Co., 1........................... 6 Pulakos, Steve...................... 24 R Reisenberg, George______________________ 6 Richman Brothers_____ _. 15 Roth-Cadillac Co----- is S Sanitary Dairy, Inc------------------ ...21 Schauble Studios... 19 Sears, Roebuck Co. 22 Security-Peoples Trust Co.. 20 Slu a's Theatre.......... 11 Skinner Engine Co... _. .8 Spalding Sport Store_____ _ 4 Standard Sanitary Mfg. Co... 25 Star Wet Wash.......................... 16 State Street Food Market_____ ..... 24 T Trask, Prescott Richardson Co____ 14 U I nion Ice ( ... 21 Union Iron Works----- 11 Union Trust Co.......................... 17 University of Pittsburgh. 8 W Waldameer Park.......— 23 Watson Mills, H. F-------------------- 4 West Ridge Transportation Co.. 17 White Rock Oil Co.. Wittmann-Pfeffer Co. 6 Wood, Edward A------- .16 Twenty-seven McCarty Printing Company Inc.—Erie. Penna.