East High School - Quill Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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-.-, for Graduation or for the Semester Dance there's nothing smarter than an ALL AMERICAN HIGH SUIT 16.95 We endorse for either occasion our favored Blue Cheviot with full Celenese lining and Two Trousers One with regular waistband the other with high waistband both 21 inch bottom Stand with the best in the class. Teacher: How do you suppose Shakespeare would have said, 'Here comes a bowlegged maui? Stude: Behold! What do I discern approach? ing me in parentheses? -!fVhisp. K K X Billy: Miss Cornell, what kind ot meat is this? 1 Miss C.: 'EWhy, that's spring chicken. Billy: Well, I think I've been chewing on one of the springs for the past half hourf, A dog sitting on a railroad track Looking very sad and lonelyg Train comes alongg Toot! Toot! Dog-gone! Bologna! ' At a large Fire on Walnut Street, a Scotchman was burned trying to light his cigarette. Teacher: 'tWhat's the definition of nothing? Willis I-Iokanson fhalf asleepj: I don't know, but I got it in my headf, ' CCPALS99 You and your bank book should be inseparable pals. The mere fact that you have an account is not enough if you desire to get the best out of life. Get better acquainted with you r bank book by depositing a portion of your weekly income consistently. We Pay 32? o n SAVINGS xl ' START SAVING Capital City Service That HERE NOW . State Bank Satisfies Bank Bldg. East 5th and Locust St. h DES MOINES, IOWA QUILL

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I , f O I ,i I O STUDIU We thank the January class of 1932 for the very valuable patronage with which We have been favored. J une Graduates Your High School Graduation comes but once. Preserve those memories With good photo- graphs made in IoWa's most modern studio. 420 Ninth Street Phone 4-7923 Ralph Miller freading in classj: '6She threw herself into the river. I-Ier husband, horror stricken, rushed to the bank- Miss Cummings: Now, tell me why the hus- band rushed to the bank? Ralph Miller: K'Why, he probably went to get the insurance money. Evelyn Marten: Is there any soup on the bill of fare? , Waiter: There was, ma'am, but I wiped it off Martha Viers Qat the national galleryj: Why, thenfs the very same pictures I saw here the day before yesterday. Attendant Qdrylyj: Quite likely? Martha Viers: Then the landlord Where I'm staying is wrong. I-Ie told me that the pictures were changed daily in all the leading picture houses. X X X OUILL . 49

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IT and ERCOATS in price ranges to fit every demand 14.95-19.50-21.50 up to 29.50 They meet higher priced suits in every detail. A try on is C0llV1llCll'lb M Seniors ask about our graduation gift certificate before buying. It will save you 5.00. MORGAN COMPANY VVHEN KNIGI-ITS WERE BOLD King Arthur: Pray, what is that horrible clanlting? Page: Please, Sire, it's only Launcelot and the queen on the parlor sofa. Things have come to a terrible pass, be- moaned the end as he bungled the throw from quarterback. STUDY I-IALLS Chemistry class is to study ing In English we study some more, But the thing that has puzzled me all my life Is what are study halls for? -The Balance Sheet. Do you File your finger nails? No, I throw them away as I cut them off. L. W. Holley Sz Sons Co. Fountain Pens . Mechanical Pencils Office Supplies PHONE 3-5251 100-102 E. Grand Des Moines, Iowa Compare at ANDERS ONS .lust Big Enough to Serve You Right East 6th and Grand Before You Buy Your Furniture It takes twenty thousand nuts to make an automobile, but it only takes one nut to scatter it all over the ground.-The Red and Gray. Montour Studio Room 201 Cooper Building 820 Locust Street DISTINCTIVE PORTRAITURE PHONE -L-4302 DES MOINES, IOWA QUILL I-low did you Hnd your uncle, Iohn? In apple-pie order. I-low is that? Crusty. -The Red cmd Gray. as u as Theatrical a11d Fancy Dress Costumes for A11 Occasions College and High School Caps and Gowns East High students are always welcome Wingate Costume Co. 200 Walilut Street Phone 4-2512 51