East High School - Quill Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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I , f O I ,i I O STUDIU We thank the January class of 1932 for the very valuable patronage with which We have been favored. J une Graduates Your High School Graduation comes but once. Preserve those memories With good photo- graphs made in IoWa's most modern studio. 420 Ninth Street Phone 4-7923 Ralph Miller freading in classj: '6She threw herself into the river. I-Ier husband, horror stricken, rushed to the bank- Miss Cummings: Now, tell me why the hus- band rushed to the bank? Ralph Miller: K'Why, he probably went to get the insurance money. Evelyn Marten: Is there any soup on the bill of fare? , Waiter: There was, ma'am, but I wiped it off Martha Viers Qat the national galleryj: Why, thenfs the very same pictures I saw here the day before yesterday. Attendant Qdrylyj: Quite likely? Martha Viers: Then the landlord Where I'm staying is wrong. I-Ie told me that the pictures were changed daily in all the leading picture houses. X X X OUILL . 49

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p -,H-2, f ,Z ' N-fs-90 XQTACCREBITEDQG I- conmsncuu. .4 E scnooms Q sri F Sxhwl X . i Q. IT PAYS To Attend an Accredited SCHOOL OF BUSINESS For nearly fifty years the C. C. C. C. has been an outstanding busi- ness school. Thousands of the leading citizens of Iowa are its graduates. FIRST, NEXT, THEN Finish high school, next take a thor- ough business course, then attend college or university, if possible. This is the best advice of our best thinkers. Capital City Commercial College Tenth and Grand DES MOINES When I get to Heaven, said George Cosson, I am going to ask Shakespeare if he wrote those plays. Maybe he won't be there, said Ross Scan- land. 'gThen you ask him,', George replied. XXX Teacher: fFirst day of schoolj What is- your name, my boy?', First Boy: Sam. Teacher: K'Oh, no, it must be Samuel. And yours? Second boy: Dan Teacher: You should say Daniel. And your name? CTO third eggj Third boy: Please, ma'am, it's Tomualf' XXX Little Girl: Your breath smells like smoke: you shou1dn't smoke because when you die they Miss Cummings: Will you tell the main idea of this verse, George?l' George Cilva: It is about a boy who swal- lowed a piece of ribbon and it made him sick at the stornachf' Miss Cummings looked mystihed: K'What do you mean? Read the lines to the class. George: Well it says: 'K 'He ran to the window as quick as a flash, Flung open the shutters and threw up the sash.' D X X X First Tramp: After all, it pays to be perlite, pardnerf' Second Tramp: i'Not always. The other day I was actin' deaf and dumb when a man gave me Sixpence. I says, 'Thank you, sir,' and he had me arrested. XXX A newly captured horse thief dangled from a tree, ln whispers hoarse he muttered: This suspense is killing me. Gut Heartiest Congratulations to The Glass of January, IQ32 wonit let you into heaven. Herman Kucharo Big Brother: Well, when I die I expect to I h, leave my breath behind me. C at ter 48 QUILL

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-.-, for Graduation or for the Semester Dance there's nothing smarter than an ALL AMERICAN HIGH SUIT 16.95 We endorse for either occasion our favored Blue Cheviot with full Celenese lining and Two Trousers One with regular waistband the other with high waistband both 21 inch bottom Stand with the best in the class. Teacher: How do you suppose Shakespeare would have said, 'Here comes a bowlegged maui? Stude: Behold! What do I discern approach? ing me in parentheses? -!fVhisp. K K X Billy: Miss Cornell, what kind ot meat is this? 1 Miss C.: 'EWhy, that's spring chicken. Billy: Well, I think I've been chewing on one of the springs for the past half hourf, A dog sitting on a railroad track Looking very sad and lonelyg Train comes alongg Toot! Toot! Dog-gone! Bologna! ' At a large Fire on Walnut Street, a Scotchman was burned trying to light his cigarette. Teacher: 'tWhat's the definition of nothing? Willis I-Iokanson fhalf asleepj: I don't know, but I got it in my headf, ' CCPALS99 You and your bank book should be inseparable pals. The mere fact that you have an account is not enough if you desire to get the best out of life. Get better acquainted with you r bank book by depositing a portion of your weekly income consistently. We Pay 32? o n SAVINGS xl ' START SAVING Capital City Service That HERE NOW . State Bank Satisfies Bank Bldg. East 5th and Locust St. h DES MOINES, IOWA QUILL