East High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 148 of the 1915 volume:

fi 1-wifn' n 1 1 i ? x 1 I I i I I l L V i i A 1 + ' EX LIBRISI V 5 7 i N , N l V V 1 1 3 K o The QQFCQHHMQH Pullhhshed Ahhulally hy the Sehiccmf Cllass Qi? the East High SQhQQH Mihheapdis YHI,L7MIE NINE NN-,.,,,,,vY,,.,f QL x W Q 'XR xxx X s ,f 5 qt x X ' Q I E5.::5Q5Iif:j:: I The Book of the Class of 1910 I Q ,w V1 XX Y To Bridgezf T. H U yes W 6 IJ6C2IZ.CIILl6 Th is B00lf Befriending all who seek her loving aid, Regarding all her friends of equal worth, In manner, joyous, happy and yet staid, Desertiiig not the hard tasks of this Earth: Good humor gleaming from her kind, bright eyes, Endowed with Common-sense, lCarth's rarest gift: Transforming darkest frowns to brighest smiles, Her knowledge Casting learning's rays adrift, Averse to all that is not pure and good,- Yet who could all her worthy powers narrate, Endeavoring in so short a space, who Could? She's the embodiment of all that's great. i 53685 l s I 5 2 Q 9 3 i f ' ! 5 . , a ' 5 3 i i wa ' - Q , 3 , . f g s 2 1 . , , - E r A l A 5 FLORliXC,'E QUINN, Ea'z'f01'-in-C'1zz'Qf FRANK KINNEY, .Hll5Z'1ZC5S,nfL1I1UQCI' 41SSfSll1lIlL Ifrlifor SMU' l'l10z'0grap71fr IUIJPQ Eflilor ITIZLICN K1zr,S1:Y RUTH BLXRTIX BI.XDl'II.IXH Lum: O7'g0HZ.21Ifl.0?I Edifor G1 1161117 Jlrumgfr Aflvisorlzf Bmzrrl Cimirnmn SIDNEY PAGE J ACK 'l'1L,L0'1's0N BuR.'1'11Ax PIQIK 1 1 VLA-.w'.vfr11z! If14,vi:1a.vx ,lrl Eflflor Clmz'1'nzr11z .1gll,'fI'll'-YI-2 Jlfzlzfzgw I1'La?1:1c5c:15 XYpi1'rcoMu CUHlHl'ZEf01? I H Cham-man 1 0stco' Lows XICKK , ' x ' . mu A 'Nm C077H7l?fZl00 - . - V Asxoczule Lrlziors Q l 7 Y W HARIUEB TUDD P N P H X A num l,.:1.01 iullletw EJULO, 10514. Lgolclf. Y, Y 11'1uNcr:H Ar,:KLm' GEORGE ANDIQRSCII LYNIL KAM2 1 A Y S9 r l Ls Ftrs ' l s X W X, VVe thank Mr. VVebster for his patience with our mistakes amd his kindness in correc- ting them. Vile also wish to thank VVilliz1m Kirchner who wrote the cledicution. Among the others who deserve special mention are thc following: Bliss Nll'lllI,l. l,1l.1,1xx l,I'x11oI'1s'1' lill,XF-. l1l'l:m1i.1, Nllss lil-il: .XSTIIIH I.ixx1v1:1:l-:N -lU1iN lAY1-lllllli Nllss l,o'1'z1-1 lil l'll XICIAHN llAXNVllY NISLSHN Blu. l'1-1NN1c1.1. 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BIZIIIQ' 1311111 1l2lVt5 g111111 111 H1'1z1s1 211111 11111 ties 111' s1'1111111 spirit z11'11 1111111111112 111111111 111-1'111' s1z1y 111 g11'21111121111. if this thing' W11 112111 S111111111 spirit were S1-11001 spirit shows i1s1111' 11111s1 S11'1iI1g'1.Y i11 11111 1.4101111111 s11z1s1111. A1 12ll'1i1llQ. S111111111 S11i1'i1 is 1111' 1'11111111211i1111 111' 11111 g'1'11z11 1'111111Ws11i11 11131 is 11111 1.1101112111 1fa11111s 11111 11121s1 Stll1i11'll1S 11'211l111r 1t1 1'11lt'l' i11 il 11121Ss 111 so 11ss11111i:11 i11 11111 s1-1111111 111 11111. 2- 1 tw 1- 111 The Qvmazunian lghalemx The Amazons were an aneient raee of women warriors, conquered tit memory serves eorreetlyl hy the Duke of XYellington at Ther- niopylae. Their great eontrihution to eivilization is the Amazonian phalanx. The modern applieation ot' this dreaded and invineihle forma- tion consists of two or more maidens, locked arm in arm, in tirm array, who patrol the halls during recess or between elasses. lt is seen to the best advantage, promenading the erowded halls at recess, or hloekading the stairway with slow and stately tread. As it sweeps down the hall, Bur juurnvg Zfrum VVe are now going forth into a new lite. The great happiness of ehildhood lies behind us and no matter how mueh time is given us in this world, we will never tind our way haek. ln the Book ot Lite, we are turning our seeond page. Oh, that every page might he as the tirst one, pure and elean. May the seed, so earefully sown on those assemhly days, our greatest pleasure, bring forth an ample harvest. YVe here take the opportunity like a great tidal wave. a litter of pens. peneils, papers, text-hooks, and sandwiches point out its path. When a tormidahle ohstaele appears sueh as a drinking fountain, or a teaeher, the threatened wing makes a switt detour, and deftly reunites with the main hody. ltesistanee is useless, for a sweet smile from one ol' the tair warriors never tails to quell the most irate youth. Sareastie words and haletul glares have thus far failed to have etfeet. Oh, that a Ca-sar or a Napoleon might arise, and invent a sueeesstul defense! Our Serene Quinn to thank hoth him who so diligently planted the seed, and those who helped the seed in its growth. But this is past. Oh, you who are going torth into this strange new life, which nevertheless, offers you many joys, may Memory hover over you and may you ever think ot this, your seeond home, with feelings of regretful joy and loyalty. 2-Xtlgletirs hvllill is the dream ot' lflast High? NYhat does it need the most? Or you might make a eonundrum out ot' it and say: What is it that North, South, and Central have, that iWest has somewhat, that lflast hasn't at all?i' I will tell you, it is a gymnasium. llow can lflast expeet to lead pp 5 itast Rev -1 AST never quits. That is our slogan. our hattle ery, and a good one it is. ln l'aet. l have seldom heard a hetter. Never to quit. that implies a sturdy eourage, a vast enduranee, perseverance, and will power, Never to give up, that means to fight without stopping until the vietory is yours. That is the spirit that wins. XVQ have heard this many times on the toothall tield ol' hattle has turned against us. The whole East staml aeeord and the spirit of light within us all, eomes to the with our team, out there tighting on the tield. Ytihat. it have piled up a seorel XYhat it they are ahout to make when the tide rises with one surtaee: we're our opponents another toueh- down? The ery ol' Utouehdown. touchdown, eomes from the other stand, hut they ean't heat liast. Nhlith all our hearts. we eneourage the team, Stone wall. Stone wallf, The words mean a lot to us all. 'tDon't give upetight hard-hold them haekfl They mean all that to the hoys in athleties without it '.' Our dream huhhle of a gymnasium has long ago hlown up aml husted. hut we still hope on. They say all things come to him who waits. 'We have waitedfoh, many long years, and we feel that our reward tor patienee is long overdue. vt Quits on the field: and when the other side gains their touehdown, they are amazed at the mighty ery that eomes t'rom the lflast stands, Hlflast Never Quitsfi XVe aren't heaten yet, another touehdown won 't heat us, nor another, nor another, we won't give up- East 11ever quits. We say it then with all our hearts and mean it every word. That is the spirit of East. Nve don't quit: we tight to the end. XVC are never heaten. You canit heat East, for you ean't heat the men who never quit. VVe might well take our toothall ery as a motto tor lite. lVe never quit. Nve persevere. even though it is hard, even though the hattle goes against us. XVe tight on, and the one who doesn't know when hels down, the one who won't stay down, the one who 'tnever quits is the vietor every time. l10 0115155 nf jjnnc CR YSTAL ARE NLE 'lqfl K, wmuanly, so lbixlllglfll. so Ill90lf.,y FRAXVES AVKLEY Ami when she weops. wecps owry littlo flown-V. HENRY AVKLEY 4. -- li was Vosvs. roses all thv waxy. GEORGE AXIJEHSCII YVOuld that thou hmllst lvss 1lvse1'v0Ql. That the proportion both of lilZlllliS and pziyliimit might lmvc heou ours. ETHEL ANDERSON '40, gentle child ! l 7 ELSIE BAKER 'Foxx' puopln- have thc vourugu to ap as they really arc. JESSIE BEl liER pcm' as good SIN stiuliml with ex will. RVTH ISERG g'I'll to my bookfl U2 I ' ' . V K SZAMVICL I-BHRG XVhvu00 is 'thy loa1r11i11g? A Hath thy toil OHGI' hooks f'011SllIllQd the mid- night oil? A MARGARET ISERGMAN Mixing T021-tllvl' profit and delight. EARL BIGLER H0f study took hs- most care and l'1e0cl.', IVY IGLESSLY 'Tu Illilidkll llloditatiou. fanvy five. 151 4 , . 4 -J' , if ,I 1 1 , ALMA laommm 2-Xlzns. now pray you XVork not so hard. AGNES BOIJIN v pcoph- praise hm' for hvr virtuc IVORICST BRAITIIXYAITl'l um bcloved of hcuutcous 1It'l'Illii1 A IIAZEL BRVNN 'Thou nrt 21 scl1o1a1'.,' ALICE CALKIN HY1111 haw a 11i111b11f wit. IVA 1'AM1'1RON S11111i111111y 111i111, 21 spirit withol 13E.X'1'R1l'19I VARKOLT1 15il1'1i was 1l1'l' 1121111 11111' 11211111 was 11 11111' 11111112 was 11xq11isit111y t1-111 11111' l'.Vl'S NYl'1't' 11111 111, il 111111111 11 I1T STACIY 1fJOL11ENMAYER 1111 112111 110 1ll?111l'l' i11 his 1111 X11 1'uf1111s 1111 his shirt. 1 511111 EDVVARD FAGAN The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams, which are bright all the time. HAROLD FOSTER VVisely, I say, I am a baehelorfl LESTER FRIEL What you have said, I will consider, what you have to say, I will with patience hear. HAROLD GANZER It is a pretty youth. 151 CHRISTINA GAUMNITZ A quiet conscience makes one so serene SI-IELDON GOULD HI am young. J AME S GRAY HThis is a slight, meritable man, Meet to be sent on errands. MABEL GROVER ' She was a worthy wonnui all her life. MARION HAEDE1 'KE For she h21t11 blessed 211111 21tt1'z11ftive 1-ws. CORNELTA IIARE Thy 11101111-sty's 0211111111 to thy 111Q1'it. KATHERINE HARTZELL 1t is foul w11a1t11111' i11 us 2111. NV111111 you 211'1f l'1O1l41f'.H COLEMAN I1 A FG E Thou 211't 0,011 as just 21 1112111 as e'1'11 1115' vo satiou 111111 '11 withal. rf ff MARGARET HAUSE It's 52111111 to be 111111'1'y 211111 wise. AGNES II EDBERG 1 1121v11 1111 11111- to 111us11 with me Y 1 l'11 1-ross t111'i1' Ell'1llS 211111 hang their l1112111s with 111i1111. M.XRG.XRE'1' IIENl 'H 'LX 12111211 is w111-t11 21 1111111111341 grozuis 111 '111v 1Il211'1i01.1i 1 WALTER HOLEN 11 11111111111 that 1111 was worthy. he was wise 116 ELSA HORN Hlly spirits aw uimblofl MIGRRILL HOWARD S003 Anthony Tlmf rovvls long o Illgllll JOHN lll'l3lSARD VVl11-lwfow l'i'jOl1'l'?'l Olllflll Hlllill Xnon bonu-s l,l'VZllllllS. swvet VOlllll :ln v ., f . S. d lull. NABEL HUTl 'HTNSON I chide no brethren in the world but myself against whom l know most fzlultsfl MARGARH T IVERSON Good luck to you and to ull who likv you, would make good of had and frim-nds of fol-sf' l'IRNl'lS'l' JOHNSON lt is worth 21 thousand pounds ax your to havo the habit of looking on the bright sick: of lhiugsfl l-RETII JOHNSTON A morry hvart govs all tho day. NORRIS JONES Himself the p1'i111rosv path of dzilliaiirfo 11's-ads. HAROLD JVLES HY011 are a tillllf? mankgol CY RIL KAXE llurd work is good 2111, NVl10ll'SOIll0 past all iloulwfz But 'taint so. if tho 111i11ml gifs tUl'liP1'Oil milf' NVALTER KELLS Wl1os1- ill'll10lll' is his lmuost fllilllgllfil L. K' ,Le ,.'s1?1 MARGARET KEMP L:111gl1to1' loving and good 11z1tu1'0d. FRANK IUNNE Y Nowlicrv so ll11SY 21 lllllll as he there was A1111 wr ho s0e1111-cl l111siQ1' than he was. l R.XXl'l'IS lilCLl'1NIIOFFEl'I I 11111 not 11 SCl'lOllH soulf' SPENC 'ER KNOTT For sootlw, lw was El lIl0I'l'.Y 1112111 witlizll. HJALMA R LAM BERT Who does tho bost his virciimstaiice w Docs 'oll, acts uoblyf, ERNEST LANDEEN al l ows-- A geliflonmn makes no noise. ASTRIIJ LANDGREN 'KA virtuous soulf, SELMA LARSON '4Sl1o has 21 l!l'21VC spirit. . uw,-w:.w,1::,,k: , 5, . FRED LEIDER ln truth, I say ho is an oxcellont young manf CLINTON LOEHIQIN Ho roads llHlCllg ho is 21 g1'02l,t obso1'v01', and hr looks quite through the mlm-ds of men. MARGARET LOFTUS Uliikc il roso 0lllbOW0l'0Cl in its own leavesf, MARGARET LONG But if ho bo at hand T shall bo sntisfiodf' 1 BERGEJOT LOTEFIELD i d i Iil l'lI M,x1:'1'1x XVhat sweet delight 21 quiet lifo z1ffm'ds. i A H5110 will 'N' Ullkillfl'-if GRACE LOYE Indeed, the fop of 21dlllil'HfiO11.ii LA VANCHE LUDVVIG 'i'1'ake time to PZIIISKH LILLIAX LVNDQVIST To be womaiily is the Qgiwzite-st Pharm of wmnanfi x V M, fi? .IOIIN MASEIAY Bonigu iw was and W0lllil'l' dilign-11 l'I'l'IIl'1IA MASON Uh, My li2ll'illlQ'i Oh! My dzwlillg Vlvlrlvlliillm-. '1'1rw vdv 1 vr 3 A If AAA' A AAA A wopvr z 1 as : .' 2 Sllllllll01'iS day. MARK! ARET MOIJONALU Sho is blest with a temper whose uncloudcd ray l'z111 make t0lHOl'1'0W ch1+erf111 as today. ETIIET1 MQGOWAN g'Sl1o C'2Hl110f spvak, lllj' Lord. ALBERT Mc-FARLAN UO, that you born- tho 111i11d that I do. VERNON M l KKELSOX YM hour 1110. C0ll11fl'YHl0ll, oh, hour 1111- Sp1-ak. 711 TIIEUDURIG MORK '4I'l1 put a girdle round the o:1rtl1 ill forty lI1iIlllt0S.77 GEORG lfl MORSE '4Th01'e is llilthillg that so IWCOIIICS a 1111111 As modest stillness and hl1IIlili'Ej'.H ALICE NEARY Thou lIlilkySt The g'loo1115' few' of 1121111111 gay, Give-st bvauty to tho Sllll and PIUZISHVO to the day CiLARIf1Ni'IC N ELSON His lifo was g1011tl9. I ' -UCL, ELLA NELSON L'N011e knew thee but to low tlu-o-H None named thi-0 but to pmisi-. RUTH NELSON My mind is 21 lilllgfflljlll.-Q MILDREIJ NICWMAN Bc: still sail hi-nrt and cease l'0IJllllllQ.u RFRY NOBLE Thou hast The pzitivncc and Tho faith of saints. N KATIILLIEN OHRIEN 'V 1 Thou living ray of ilitcllwtilsll fini! FLORENFE OLSON HIglWVill'0 hm-1' hair. HVHY OLSON Tha-Ve was ai soft :incl pousivi- grave. A mist of tlmugrht upon her far-ci. i VICTOR OLSON Alas, hc is Too ynuiigrz yvt hc looks S1101-cssfillly. l22 IIAZEIJ PAULSON 4'Ma11 mlvliglits not nivf' ROSE PECOH Her smile was likv 21 rainbow flushing from ai misty skyf' is 1'11:'1'1Lx PEIK V ' So dids't thou truvol ou 1ifo's vommon way, In vhovrful g'0iiii1l0SS.H f,,. PHYIJLIS PRIFII i'Ci1ilI1l10iS is 2l great 2lLiV21lli2lQ0..i 231 i , , LAURA QUIGLEY I am a spirit of no conuuou ratef FLORENCE QUINN O, forgive me my sinsf, MA R-TORIE RAINE As she did dance, her vvry foot did speak of grave. ' ' ELSIE REETZ NA sample of the youugestf' 7 1 1l,XXl'1'IS RINGS A1111 she- is 1'11i1' 211111 f2lil'1'1' 1112111 11111 w01'111 l.1I1I11AN RING 15 R 1Iv1' 1111-s :ls stairs of twi1ig11'1 faint 1111111 Twiligrlit 11111. hm' K111S1i.X' hz1i1'. 1- 111'I1iI31i1i'1' 1IO13EIi'l'S11X Hu was 21 lllilll. 1il1i0 11i111 1111 i11 1111. I sh:111 11111 1111111 1111011 11is 1i1i1- z1g1'z1i11. C,'11Ali1iXl'1'1 R1'i'IIl1l '1' msv skill was :1111111s1 as 52111211 11s 11is 1l0llf'S1j'... M1l1lDHlClJ SVHLEXICH The Yv1'y illS12lIlf 1 saw 51111. 11111 My heart fly to your SC1'Vif'0.7, ZICMA SCIIVVAB ,N , Iwi 1110 haw 21llt1it'lll'4' for 21 worm! 111' twof' I+llNl.XIi SHICRK 1 1 zi11 11111111 1112111 2 vi lv ., .1 , 1 11 ICILEN SMITKA A'1Vi11l lllil'f11 211111 1z111g'111Q1' hit 0111 w1'i11k111s l'0ll1O.H 1.2-L WI 251 IIIGIIICN SXYIJICII My wry walk wouhl Iw El Jlg. .. ,, I3I'III,'I'IIOIIIJ SOMIXII'IliF,I41IIIJ'I' I think hut, clzml not SINf2lk.77 MAIiGARI4I'l' SPI ICKICII .X mind :lf pczm- with alll hvlowf' III I'II S'I'ANI7IIFII'II,IJ lutvvcl' tlllfillll' mhws or says. I must hw good. I f W ry RIITH STEIXFI9IIIIYI' 4'SI1acI0w of zx1111oyzu1cQ Never Czxmo near 'fIl0C., QICAIIII SWAIN g5vutIo Iwust of good con ALBIDA SVVAXSOX Shc grmws LIQIIIIITC. I DOROTII Y THOMPSON - sc-101100 Just us high as my I1Qa1't. I 4 JACK TILLOTSON 'AThose flaxen locks-those eyes of blur-A Those rosy lips, those dimples play And smile to steal the heart away. HARRIET TODD A perfect woman, nobly plannedsfto warn, t Comfort, and Command. JAMES THOMPSON 'WVas cheerful to his dying day. RALPH TREAT Not ii Word spoke he more than was need, And that was said in form and revero110e. MARTIN TRUED 'AI am not iii the roll of eominou men. MARJORl E VVAY Ulfair as the clay and always guyf' FLORENFE NYEARE 'So gracious, mild, and good. RUTH XVESTLING Shi speaks, believes, and acts just as she ought' il, 2 I MYRTLE XVII ITI 'IIITRK TII My thoughts and I wv1'c' of zmothvr worlmlf' ' FLOIiIfIN1'I'1 VVIII'I'I'0BIB 'By my froth. il PIOHSZIIII spi1'it0mI Indy. ICTIIICL XVII ITE 'IIII speak to thov in SIIOllf'0. YVILIIIAM VVIIISON HIJOHICIPIIIS is il worthy gul1tlvl11:111. .JH HOXVARD YERK UA garland had he set upon his head. If ' LOUIS YERK Soft words with nothing in them.H ADELAIDE ZEIGFRIED SARAH ZIMMERMAN II01- modcst looks the cottage might adorn. lat of IICI' smiling was full simpIe and Coy. l 0116155 uf jlanuary mffirrrs President - - - SIDNEY PAGE Vice-President - GRACE CHALMAN Secretary - - RAYMOND SEIPEL Treasurer - - CARL SEIBERT ,.1 SIGNE S, AUOLESON' ' 4For I know She taketh most delighig In music, i11SfY'UH16I1tS and poetry. M A LBE RT ALBE H G HHQ was so good he would pour rose watcr on a toad. I2 E LME R VV. ANDE RSON From whom we anticipate wonmlerful tliiugs LIIILLXN S. ANDERSON Much wisdom often goes with fewest wormlsf ROBERT A. ANDERSON A careless song, with a little IIOIISOIISO now and then. ALICE A. ASIIENDEN Shall I compare thee to a summerls day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. 291 45 LFC Y R. ASHENDEN 4X.IV0lll2l11lS gentle heart, but not acquainted xvlth shifting change, as is false women 's fashion. H JULIA AXMAN 4'The very page-antry of fashion. OPAL BATES i'F21lflIfIll1IOSS in the humblest part. JENNETTE BENSON 'II doubt not of your wisdom. KARL A. E. BERG Oh! wicked, wicked world Z ELVIRA M. BERGLUND She had a natural wise sincerity. PEARL E. BIGLER KL 73 Knowledge is power. EVELYN E. BOLIN smile that glowed celestial rosy-red, loves proper hue. ' ' HARRIET BOYUM For she was jes, the quiet kind VVhose nature never varies. Cl RAYMOND BROS A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still. MARY A. BUTLER There is nothing like fun, is there? GRACE CHALLMAN Ulf of herself she will not love, Nothing can make her. ROYCE CHALMERS i'Fz1r off his coniing shone. GEORGE CIIRISTOFERSON I profess not talkingg only this, 'Let each 1112111 do his best. ISABEIJLE CURRY Yet this ineonstauey is sueh as you too, shall adore. JOSEPH l. DEGGENDORF 'I strove with none, for none was worth my strife. VIOLA DELAROSE 'tbiure sweet content blooms on her cheek l+ll1l1ElNOR A. ECKERT 'AA11d her brow was black as night And her eyes were starry bright. ANNA ERICKSON Not much talk, a great sweet sileueef' . MARION EUSTIS Only :L sweet and virtuous soul. ALSIE FLETCHER 'KEvery person is the arvhitect of his own fortune. ' ' WARREN FOOTE Swift as a. shadow Short as any dI'C2ll11.,, JSEHENICE L. FORSYTH Sung in tones of deep emotions. Songs of love and songs of longingf' MAHJORIE U. FUHBECK 'A smile is the whisper of a laugh. UATI1l'llQlNE E. G1 ISSON 4'Then he not eoy, but use your time, And while ye may, go 1nz1rry.'l JENNI E H. GLESSNER The Hower of meekness grows on the stem of gracef' .l RA GOOCH Tho man in the moon I :lo seem to buf, L AJ I ' -JL: ...4,Q Y AGNES L. HANSON No XVl11Ql-ll10Y0ll willow hy the brook Had never suvh 21 grace. L3 9 .4 GEORGE H. HARDl.S'l'Y i'Witli a humor quite his own. MARY HORAN Is she not a model young ladylf' CARRIE M. HOWARD Ono tongue is sufficient for 11 woman. FLORENCE M. ll FRE RT K'Music is well said to be the spa-eel of angels. 1 ANNA K. Hlllfl' On one sho sniilecl and hc was blvst HATTIE O. lll'N'l'Eli Whore did you get your 1-yvs so blue Out of the sky as l cznno through. ANNA C. JENSEN 'llruv lllOKl6Stj' is zx LllSi'k'l'l1lllg' Ql'Ll0t'.l STELLA M. JOHNSON 'Cloudlcss is her brow screln-. HAROLD JOHNSON The mind is the staiidard of the man. ABBIE T. JOHNSON !7 The best of the good. HENRY KALDAH Ii HStudious to please, yet not ashamed to failfl HELEN L. KELSE Y Friends am 1 with you all and love you all. MARGARET KENDALL '4She has brown hair and speaks soft an XVOHIEIILH MARTHA KRISKO HA11 inexhaustible good naturef, HENRE'l I'A KURTH Patience lies at the root of all pleasur all powers. ' ' HANG-UElil'l'l'l LANGENBERG Hliove me 4Lit'rle,' love me lougf like es and 7 134 HAZEL LARSON HCommon sense is the genius of our age. LILLY LENHART :For nothing lovelier ean be found ln woman, than to study household good. CELIA LILLIGREN HThe witchcraft of thy ll2,lll'.l7 VVARYD L1'l l'LI'I The greatest things ever done have been done little by little. l MADELINE T. S. LONG '4llere's a sigh for those who love me And a smile to those who hate And whatever skies above me Here 's a heart for any fate. DAGNA LUNDGREN She gives a side glance and looks down Beware! Beware! CLARA Bl. LYM AN A rosebud set with little wilful thorns., HAROLD MeCUMl3l'lH 'Lightly from fair to fair he flew To love, to plead, lament, and sue. ALBERTA B. MARTIN g'She XVOl17t give 2111 echo fair play. A DELE MANNING I'll speak i11 a 111o11st1'0us littlv voi00. JOHN MONGOLA Anil hm-'s oft thv wisvst llliflll lvho is not wisv :lt ull. GEORGE NAGUVSKY l 11111 t Te-ll what Thai rllvlwiis his llilllll' is QC CC ii ALICE NORDEEN ntlo girl with soft and silken JOHN OSBORN I am resolved to grow fat And look young until forty. SIDNEY H. PAGE A svlf f01'gvtTi11gr lt'?1ll0I'.H PAUL PE Pl N locks 7 7 I will find a Way or make one. MELBA F. ROBERTS These lovely lamps, these windows oi' the soul ! CARL SEIBERT They say you are a melancholy fellow. RAYMOND L. SE I P E L Bodily vigor is good, vigor of intellvc-t is better. but tai' above both are character. VIOLET SCHUTTA VVhat's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would be as sweet. an CHARLES SIBLE Y Me thinks he looks as if he were in love. FERN SEVVALL ,Tis the stainless soul within that outshines the fairest skin. MURIEL SEVVALL HThe crown of all her faculties is common sense. ARTHUR TOVVNSEND L'Sees,t thou a man diligent in his business? FRANK J. TUPA From the crown of his head to the sole of his feet, he is all mirth. JACOB TSCHUDY VVhose little body lodged a mighty mind. IIARLAN J. VINCENT 'True merit, like a river, the deeper it is the less noise it makes. WARREN XVAITE HA youth there was of quiet ways. J EANETTE WALKER Go west, young man, and grow up with the country. EDNA WICKANDER XVhen unadorned, adorned the most. BERTHA WI'l'TE Calm and unruffled as a summer sea, XVheu not a breath of wind flies o'er its sur- face. MERRILL NVOODRUFF That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man If with that tongue, he can not Win a Woman. Las JEAN MEDLEY HUGO VVAHLQUIST ilu voiupauy wcll could sluz laugh. '41 would I were a ozmrlvss child AUREL NVARNER 'The wry pink of 1wl'f0Ctiu11. Qllass uf june XVELTIIA GOODE LORRA INE TOXVNSLPIY Sl'I'0l1tf in virgin modesty slug shines. 'LSl1e is noble, wise, judicious. 5 lp! u -L ef. ' 4 ? 2 Llllso, I, pray you to fumiw mo. Al lmw l not set folk iu hir Llc-511110 Here iu lliis tale us flu-5' sliolmlc stuumlcg My wit is short, yu umy wcll l1lltlLfI'SiiLl1d.H CCaute1'bu1'y Talesj l'rm2'cIf1el 1'z'C0 P1'f.v1'r1f nf Sfcrfirzryf F Trcaszlrf 2' - Nl'1'gHl1lI'-ill-.1I'HlN Ncsrgf uni-ulA.1rmx ,Rhnisury i'11:1irmzu1. 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It happened on a dark and stormy night. Our noble hero, Bonehead Jack, rode through the murky darkness, mounted upon his faithful steed, Cecil. He felt oppressed hy some terrible horror and as he entered the dark woods: he drew his trusty HBBM gun out ot' its hol- ster and laid it before him on the saddle. Now let 'em come, quoth he, I am prepared. Am I not a hero, anyway? Did l not steer the football team safely over the shoals of bankruptcy? Yea, that 1 did. But hc did not see the figures that stole softly from behind the public library, alas, my friends, they were the HIIorrible Six, the most noted band of robbers extant. They were headed by tl1e villainous George Anderschg be not deceived, for he was indeed a deep dyed villain, all-be- it he was fair of face. liehind him on their stomachs, lndian fashion, crept five of the greatest desperadoes that ever breathed this ozone. They were Fire-eating McLaughlin, One-eyed John Masley, Gun-powder Jules, Three-fingered Pete Aekley and Dutch-room Jones. NVhat were the vil- lains about to do if I shall tell you, they hoped to steal the funds of the 1915 Class. As Bonehead -lack, our handsome hero, rode past they leaped upon l11lll,kI10t'liCd the sights from his BB gun, and left him helpless. After a gallant struggle, they led him back to their loathsome camp where All-night liloward was watching the bean soup and playing, HO11, On. East Iligh School, on his violin. After a secret consultation, the villains left. Pixar II. HToot-toot, Blue-eyed Cyril eanie down the narrow roadway in the Ford that Ray Bros, the Standard Oil King, gave him on his last birth- Hiviting fur WHILE ago a sweet young lady drifts up to me and says she wants a contrib-1. ttFor what? says I. Says she, We've raised the price of the Cardinal from one-half bean to six-bits and are forced to call on you for a bundle of junkf' HThanks, says I. 'tWhat's the topic? t'Anything, says she. Write on anything. 'tWhere can I get a suggestion? says I. Why the janitor of course, says she. Where else would you 431 t day. The desperadoes waited and flung murderous glances toward the oncoming Ford. Three-fingered Pete swallowed his HWriglcys. On came Blue-eyed Cyril, the handsome irresponsible lad, never thinking of the terrible fate that lay in store for him. Calinly, he whistled China- town through his front teeth. Little he reckoned- Uut jumped the conspirators, Gunpowder Jules holds the Ford back with one hand while Cyril is taken out and searched. His pockets are turned inside out and the savings of years of work of the 1915 Class, are now in the enemies' possession. The enemies depart to count their plunder. Cyril cranks his Ford and tiees UD for help. PART III. The terrible desperadoes go back to camp and there where the dying flames cast lurid shadows over their disfigured visages, they spread out their spoils-two pennies, a piece of billiard chalk, a brass button, a to- bacco tag,-that is all. Foiled again! The villains are mad with rage and they hold counsel and decide to shoot the noble Jack with his 4' IRIS gun. In the nieantinie, Blue-eyed Cyril has reached town, found help, and is now hurrying back. Cannon-ball Masley lifts the gun to tireg One, two, counts All- night Ilowardg when he says Hthreev the shot will be tired. Enter the Students' Council to the rescue. They beg Gun-powder illasley to desist. Ile is overcome with grief and weeps into his shirt sleeve. The villain- ous George Andersch calls H011 with the work,'l and the gun is handed to Three-fingered Pete Ackley, who lifts the gun to tire. The Council kneels to pray. There is silence, Pete turns the gun over and over, points it this way and that. The day is saved-he cannot aim for the sights on the UBB gun are gone. he Glarhinal go? And off she goes down the hall. I've got seven full this term and I saw that if I was going to find the janitor at liberty I would have to skip one. I decided on the seventh, Cthat's the time Mr. A. L. Spohn and I exchange informationj and quiet- ly sneaked down to the engine room. t'Pretty soft for you, says I when I found him sitting in a chair thinking about the war. Pretty soft, just sit in a chair and watch the wheels go 'round. Ilave you got any views? On whichili' says he. N011 IN'omen Suffrage, says I. HNopo, says he, I don't have time to think about anything. I Just got back now from the eooking room. Uikre you taking eooking? says I. Yes, says he, Cooking and Literature both, and from the same teacher. VVho's the teaeher?7' l says. HTell me about itf! '4As I went into the cooking room, he began, Hto open a baking- owder tin I heard Miss MeNie 4 uotin r Aristotle or maybe it was IVood- o j n - u 4 5 Q row Wilson, anyway it was inspiring. CIYY lh look it. No she don't, he, 'ibut listen to this, LA rolling pin gathers no mossf that's all I heard ot' it. at 's odd, says I. HI didn't know she was literary. She don't 75 t'That certainly is literary, says I, Hbut I wouldn't blame it on tIVoody' or Aristotle. lt's probably original with Miss MeNie, seeing how elosely it is related to her braneh of the seienee. But do you happen to know anything about this school that l don't? l came down here to get an inspiration, HNo, says he, t'but eould you tell me what eourse llyan is tak- ingfl' 77 MI don't believe l. eau, says I, Hwhy do you ask? HIVell, he said, HI heard he was going to take oral penmanship and football next term and I don't know what course that eomes under. I didn't have time to tell him beeause -Iudson R, Towne was heard bringing his elass down to inspeet the air-washer and I had to do a quit-k exit without an inspiration. S-SPENCER KNoTT. Srhnnl Reress AY what you gonna get? Soup, beef-ll 'tOh! I hate beet! Always beet. beet. beet! Funny they ean't ehange onee in a while. '4IIurry up l'm starving! Didn't have time to eat breakfast, even. 'Al.end me a niekel? I want some iee ereamf' 'tl've o11ly got six eents. Ilow can I? Remember l bought a Spec- tatorfi Ullurry up! liook at the buneh. Stand on your own feet l'or a ehange! That's stalef, VVhat's stale? t'The buns! Suppose you think that's funny? 'Good night! That fellow is some eater, Iiook! He spent twenty- seven emits! She must have eounted wrong. NVhere'd he get the money? H-Iigger, here comes VVebby. VVho's his friend? 'He always waits till the end ot' the line. That 's more than I ean Cl 6 6 IVe'll never get through that mob and l wo11 't eat serapings. Push! do when l'm hungry. 4 Nobody 'll know the dit. HSay you've got your nerve! l was here first. Remember what Mr. IVebster said about rushing around at reeess 7 44011, praetiee what you preaeh. l bet-- 'I almost had a tray when somebody grabbed it. UI see a swell pieee ot iee eream! Might have known it wonldn't last. 1 IVhat should we get I l'm starved. yet nothing looks good. Same thing We had last week. Hliook out for my soup! t'Iiook where you're goingli' You mean. go where you 're looking. t'I.etls see now, that's tour. an apple is two. iee eream is tive-. VVait, I haven't enough money. Hurry up! I've got to study. Got a quizz, the sixthf' Ah! You should worry like a bookkeeper and loose your balaneef' 'Say you'd make some waiter. 'lleard the story Q? Wvaiterl XVaiter! You've got your tinger in my soup! t'Dat's alright, liady. lt ain't hot. ca J I retty good, eh t? 'Pretty good is right ! iSave a plaee tor me! Hold the water bottle!'i 'Say, tell them to move. That 's our table. tYou ean't order 'em out when they got there first. Anyhow this is a tree eount ry and they ean sit where they like. 'tlIere are a eouple ot vhairs. Tip 'em! Tip 'em before someone else gets them! 4 t 4 4 77 A ' I'm eomingf' So is Christmas. HllIy! You're halt done and I ain't started yetf' HI wanna hurry upstairs. Vile don't want to sit among the girls. t'Iiegular 'Old Maids' Uonventionf Gosh, but they have a lot to H4 say. Ain't it noisy though? l ean't hear myself think. 'fYou think? Ha! ha! ha! joke. t'Wait 'till you get upstairs, lfll tix youf, Sit down youire rockin' the boat. How slow some people eat. They sure eanlt be hungry. liet me use your knife?', H Move over, will you please? 'ttlome on! Get through so we ean have some room. That the first bell? CK Sure! HOI1! Yoo-hoo Skinnay! liun like everything. The bell! The bell ! t'Don't yell so loud. l haven't got a tin ear. HDid you see the expression on Mr. XVebster's faee? I bet wt-'ll eateh it in the auditorium. Aw! S' if we were the only ones hollerin'. The llulnmage Sale 1+l'Rl4l going to have a rummage sale at 'East lligh Sehool today, And all the things we do not Want, we 'll sell to those who pay. NVe've made a great eolleetion of the things we want to go And we 're prepared to sell them all at figures very low. Those yells at football meetings that don 't last so very long. That are not heard a long way otf: we'll sell them for a song. And there's that little whisper, that's not tiresome to us. Just name some little price for itg no team-her'll make a fuss. And there's the queerest little eough, we'll sell you very eheap, And the gentle C?j little serapings that are made 'neath Bobbii-'s seat. There are private notes and whisperings, all needful without doubt, That Mr. A.'s deeided he ean do quite well without. There's that fearful long, red minus, and that Monday hoodoo day, We really think we'd give them, if you'd just take them away. There are seores of rules and warnings and a few of teaeher's don 'ts. Some marks we'd change for better, and most the Seniors' won 'ts. Three tiights of very squeaky stairs that lead to l9'reshydom. The freshest Fresh will sell you for the very smallest sum, But there 's one thing that we wouldn't sell e'en for your biggest pile. You want to know what that is? VVell, it ls Mr. VVebster's smile. -HENRETTA KITRTII. 451 Hurry up! NVhere do you go now? I told you to a quizz and l don't know nothingf' t'You do too know not hin'. Don't eha eare. Wo11't do no good to make a fuss now. Easy for you to say when you've got a Vacant. flee! l wisht l had studied last night. The movies were punk anyway. HSay do you know that every time l. expeet a low mark somehow or other l get a swell one. You try it and see. Just expeet twenty and llll bet you :dollars to doughnuts' you'll get a hundredf' H Yes, l'll expeet zero and l'll get it too. H'l'hat wouldn't be your tirst zero, would it? c'Naw. but that's just what lfm seared off, HYou'll live through it. The worst is yet to eome. l'll pray for vou. 'LSo long. Gonna walk home? l'll see you after the seventh. You won't see me it' l see you first. -1I,.3l,,.3N SMH-Ky. ll ' C' ' C' Y' ,Rn hast goth meh lllfl monthly luneheon is a. very wonderful luneheon - an East High luneheen. For ma11y years, this funetion has marked the end of eaeh month. All the pupils are there and eaeh partakes of his share great or small. Some students do not enjoy this monthly feast lzut many delight in it. The teachers are always kind enough to wait upon the many tables but. nevertheless. at times, l dislike very mueh tl1e food they offer me. liaeh month we are served with the same food. This is the menu: Minus eonsomme, plus minus salad, plus meat loaf. and ieed double plus. Most of the pupils eome for double plus iee and wafers only, but they are often sadly disappointed when told that all they ean have is minus eonsomme and a taste of plus minus salad. Those who wait upon my table often times insist upon my eating minus eonsomme and although l detest the stuff, I am told that, not being used to iees of any sort, eonsomme is better for my eonstitution. Then, too, there are many times when l know l could eat double plus iee without beeoming siek but the waiters wateh my health very earefully and see that I, have iee on the average of only onee or twiee a. term. lt is always a peeuliar erowd who leave this wonderful banquet, some in tears. others gay and smiling. and some under their breath say awful things unusual for East lligh pupils, leaving the air about them a diabolical blue. But tears and smiles are vai11 and never keep them away. Everybody is there promptly at the end of the following month, waiting eagerly and anxiously for the 'tbig feed. -Dl4IIil'IIlNl'I KEELER. .- sn. if ,k,. Dear Jake: l dink I wride to you- Und tell you shust a ding or doo. 17111 staying with my Aunt Katreen, Wliimah is so fadt, ehust like a bean, Und eferyding iss queer! Fife days a veek l goes to Hlligh, CVe eall it HSf'll00lH in Germany! Sometimes dey eall it 'tlCast,', und vonee l heard them eall it Hllome for Duneef' Aeh, all ot' idt is queer! Der day lietore last week, ya. ya. Mine toodt., it hurdt me hy der jaw, lt seemed like l vould surely die, Vnd so, l didn't vent to High. Dot, vasn't Very queer! iliiss juices Stnuinr 5TH PERIOD Glass assenilwles. Tardy hell rings. Sidney Page strolls leisurely in. Miss Jeter passes papers for eorreetion. Miss Jeter tliusiness of explaining! t'This is the seale of marking. How many think it not high enough? George Hardisty and Alberta raise hands. Miss Jeter, How many think it istl' Rest ot class raise hands. Papers are eorreeted and gathered. Lesson begins. Miss -leter, 'tAlherta, you may take the first senteneef' Alberta Creadsl: There was a. pilot house just in front of the engine room whieh looked like a watc-hn1an's lioxf, Miss Jeter mls that sentenee coherent as it stands! ' filer gllillakc Up Ninth ller next day, idt hurdt' more und more l!nd so l vendt luy der dentist store, To have it taken oudt of me- ller stars in heaven l, didt, see! Aeh, nein, dot vasn't queer! Venn liaek to sehool again l. eome, Der teaeher up against nie run, l'nd ask, '!Your vorkgiss it prepared!! Mine gootness, liudt dey get me seared. lley iss so very queer! l answer. HNIHILA, und denn dey say, Then you eolne in this very day! llnd have it ready hy two ten- ,lt really must he finished thenf' So very, very queer! Georgelli f and Allmerta. 7 Yell, sueh a time as I did had! Der pulling oudt ot' teedt is had, But aeh! it doesn't eount a pin Compared to getting makes-up in. Diss vork is very queer! ln Algebra. l hadt to say All ,l missed on elery dayg Der Iiatin was anoder pestff ln History I tooked a test Der questions vas so queer! For .English tflass diss here l writen l handt it in soon, so goot night. Und venn you read it over vonee Blease forgive your oldt friend llans For making idt so queer! fliATHLl'll+1N O7liRIEN. Qlmnpnsitimt Qllass Miss Jeter, Hllow many disagree?'f Rest ol' elass raise hands. Miss -leter tsmiling knowinglyl, 'tNVhy do you agree with Alberta, George H. Crises with a self-satisfied airj, tilt seems to me that the elause 'whieh looked like a XVHTCTIIIHUIJS hox' modifies engine room. The engine room looked like a watehman's box. Alberta, !'That's just what l think. Miss Jeter. H-lulia, what do you think? Julia A., t'l think the elause should he put in after 'pilot house' Miss Jeter, Hliiglitf' Rest of elass shows approval and easts supereilious looks at George lxlber-fa, Miyagi Mafnm. 1 think it is 1-ig-ht ag 11 ight' George and Alberta Cin ehorusj, '4VVell, I don't see it that way. Miss Jeter, HHOW many ag,-ae with Alberta? 'They- retire in disgust at the ignoranee ot' their fellow elassniates George Hardisty raises hand. while Miss Jeter launehes into a lengthy explanation. -lNlARJoan+: FVRBECK. There is joy of work, of eontliet and sueeess. but there is nothing like the joy ot just lmeing alive. ready to toil. to fight. to attain. 471 09112 em llllIlI17U1lBlIIBlIf5 UE to the wonderful new improvements, all, all is changed. After misery and troubles ot' the direst nature, have eome joy and hap- piness to our benighted students. No more ean kind-hearted gentlemen of the upper elasses direet bewildered lt'reshmeu to regions remote from their destinations. No longer will the innocents wander in a maze of blank doors, whit-h they will fear alike to enter or to leave closed. Tl1e doors, now, are numbered and lettered and plainly labeled. Of seareely less revolutionary eharaeter, is the 1-hanged aspeet ot the doors themselves. NVhen the dreadful Dragon is out ot the room, fear rot, noble students, to regale yourselves with pleasant gossip. The Dragon cannot swoop down upon you unawares. From afar the ap- proach ean be seen, and warning sounded, for the doors are now bright- ened by that elear, transparent substance, glass. The Freslnnen have a benefit other pupils eannot elaim: the delights of eonstant musie. .l ean imagine how the sehool board must have list- ened to some essay on the 'tl'ower of Music, l ean faney how their hearts were moved to pity over the musie-less lives ot' the poor Freshmen. VVorthy, noble sehool board! Morning, noon, and afternoon the Fresh- men domain rings with the stirring, martial musie ol' the banging loek- ers! lt is an inspiring sound! But not alone to labeled glass doors and musieal loekers do we owe the present happiness ot our students. There is yet another improve- ment. Frivolous l reslnnen. studious Sophomore. important -luuior. and wise old Senior: eaeh in turn bows down to the honorable Drinking Fountain. Thirst eannot torture them more with part-hed lips and fevered tongue, a drink c-an be had tor the bending. Hut one thing is laeking to render harmony at Nast eomplete: that is an elevator. Next year I hope the Freshmen will not have to toil wearily up long flights ot' stairs, for l hope we may add this obvious neeessity to our list ot' improvements. Q -PI-.ARL liltllililf. 4 9' . 4 A Qlicrxpe for gE1fcsh1ne1n lglnhhxng To a room on third floor. add a heaping spoonful ot' spit balls to a few little boys. Mix in a pound of giggling girls. Pour in slowly. a roomful of fresh B Freshmen and one or two A Freshmen. Flavor this to taste with a sprinkle of books, papers and ehalk. liet this soft substanee stand simmering for about fifteen minutes. lVhen it eomes to a boil. add quiekly one teaeher and you will be surprised to find the whole mass suddenly stiffened and ready to serve. -Shine IXDOLFSON. , . 4 gs' . 1' wazshxmmf Munn tflpologies to II1zs7z.1'n1.11r Togo? On the First Day of School. BlAlilil.SH Freshman ot' eonsiderable insignitieanee rush in with egg- serambleiness into honorable East lligh Auditorium. Honorable teaeher endeavors with red tiaee and heated expression to eall t'At- tention, but fearful noisiness is not stoppaged. Attention, sputters honorable teacher, with extreme raginess of manner. I will take down your names while you find honorable plaeesf' teaeher expostulate, in between the meanwhile you may sing song. Little girls hummingly song a honorable lullaby. Boys sit together with talkiness between. One smallish boy throw a biggish Wad ot spit- bally paper and just eseaped lovely teaeher's honorable ear. Children laugh loudish Hllll longly. Honorable teaeher glares reddishly. VVho did that I? gasps she, tightingly. Nobody home. HWho did it? resays honorable teacher. Ditto-nobody home. The honorable teacher says pointingly with angry finger to a boy, What is your name 7 Boy with extreme ealm and giggles says, l am Honorable Noah. HNonsense, says teaeher rudely, l want your right name. Rage boils over the tear-her tea-kettleishly. VVhat is your name 3 she say erossly to another one, ul am name Vhristopher Columbus. he answer quiek. Go to honorable offieef' say the teaeher. Then the bell sound ring- ishly and all go out. t'hristopher t olumbus and Honorable Noah go extreme lastly at head ol' erowd. and disappear blueishly without sight. like honorable smoke and angeritied teaeher never see either him any more. fi O Qllte 5611151313 iHlTIIIlfEIIlI lts white eapped peaks arise so high, They seem to rend the very sky. And tear the heaven smooth, peaeetul, ledge, lnto a ragged, jagged edge. This mountain. one huge pile ol' stone. lts top in veiling mist unknown ls hidden, when 'tis gray and eoldg But when the sun on high doth rise, Our eyes the gilded summit spies, And sees-'tThree Feeds embossed in gold! CSeene from Miss liotzels windowj --ANNA Hmm me A Shakespeare Qllaxss in Qhne Ant Time-Second Period. Scene-Room L, East lligh School. Eiiter-The VVhole Darncd Family. Qluch 11oise and babbling. Mar- garet llausels voice heard above the rest,j Mother llayesfHHere, here, take your seat, A. B. Sniithfl NVho's ab- sent? Alfred Smith- Josephine Illlllt9l'.H Oliss Hunter had moved to lowa two months agoj Mother TIFLYQS-HSI1lklI't boy.-James, where's your admit? James C'orriveau4':Down in my l'00lll.U Mother Hayes-NGO get it.'7 CExit Jainesj Chorus sings- So long Jillll0S.H Mother Hayes-t'Now, where is the lesson?' VVillia1n Kirschner-' A Act ni11e. ' ' Mother Ilayes-Hwhat play are you reading. XVillia1n, one of your own? x7Vllll21lIl-A ' Not guilty. ' ' Mother llayes- XVell, who's going to read? Florence Quinn- Can't we have a comp to write? ffl. B. Smith picks up ri b0ol.1.l Mother IIZIYGS-HXVGS, that reminds 111e. NVe're going to write three for tomorrow. i ' Florence- Is that all? KA. B. Smith pirlfs up IHIOILYLUI' bookj Mother Hayes-'fThat'll be enough. XVilliam will have his hands full as it is. By the way, Williani, where is that KHistory of the YVorld' you were to Write last night? VVillia1n-f'It isn't finishedg the book store didn 't have any more paperf' Mother Hayes-HThat was a rather long topic, but l've been working up to it all term. You get it in tomorrow. flung slid: in the hull. Hiller .lan1es.j Mother Hayes- Did you have to go home for it? James-Hl1'or what T2 ' l Mother Hayes--' ' Why, for your admit. Jatnes-HI forgot it again. Mother Hayes-H Where have you been for the last half hour? James-'iDown 011 C91ltl'2ll.,-, Mother Hayes- The office for you, pretty one. fE.ril James, u1ee11ing.j Mother Hayes- Did you see the new llHllCCS i11 the paper last night? lim going to learn those dances this sunnner, so that I can teach them next fall. Margaret llause-K'XVill you work that in with Shakespeare, Miss Hayes? Mother Hayes-4' You may all write a paper on, How to Keep Margaret. llause Quiet in l'lass. Bell rings.Yl'1vcryone rushes for the doo1'. Mother Hayes Cstraining her voicej-Hliead four plays for tomorrow. KA gwnerul gr0r1n.j Grand Rush with niusie. -WSPENCER KNOTT. ' ff Pete 15115 glllnnhem 1 ' ' The men out 111 tl1e trenches, There is a young Senior named H Pete, A little question, but no reply, Their coats are very thing His head'salong1 way from his feetg A tiny yawn. and then a sigh, The rain comes down, and dI'0l1ChCS lt's the way that he smiles, Teachers with zeros in great supply, The poor lllell to the ski11. That often beguiles, This is Monday niorning, -'l'111ioDoRlc ESTABROUK. The girls that he chances to meet. Fresh-fresh. v , 0 4 4 ,. yuteh Q3efm1t1nn5 'cliilledw-to be killed is to be assisted in dying. 'tKiss'7-A kiss is a big exchange of carbon dioxide, CCOQ. -ELE,xNo1a M. DoN1xLDsoN. -H.xRRY E. B,vrcH14:LoER. 491 why Ellie jflunkeh The Stude at eve had crammed his fill And thought with awe on Miss Mt-Dill, And long his midnight oil had burned, 'Cause for a double plus he yearned. But when the sun his beacon red, Had thrown upon old East High 's head And loud the first hour bell did ring, He knew he didn't know a thing, And sighing up to Lit. did creep, He yawned because of lack of sleep. His spirits with each step had soared, But soon he saw upon the board A Test! Some pupils groaned with grief, Some settled down with great relief. This hero always knew it all. But at this test he took a fall, His head he bowed, his knees they shook VVhile in his book one peek he took, But ere his learning he eould take, 7 7 MeDill had caught him at his fake, .Xnd ere the next hour bell had rung. This stude his Lit. Swan Song had sung. when jim Qlalleh Now, my dear Jim is ringing at the door, And woe is me, my hair is still on rags, My waist is soiled, my skirt doth hang in tagsg Yet I must hasten 0'er the long hall fioor And let him i11 and greet him with a smile And make my charm outweigh my awful looks And play the part of heroines in booksg 'Tis thus the modern girl must use her guile. The rapid evening soon did wear away, And, after all, the parlor lights were outg So looks were not so plain as in the day, And we had lots of things to talk about. So through the clouds ot doubt there comes this ray, Ile liked me better than my looks, no doubt. -Dr1LrH1Nic KEELER. 052n1fgte Zffiarhisig QSUBE C9111 in Ski Two slabs of wood had llardisty, And unto us he said, said he, That to a hill he would, and ski And look to us for charity. He heeded not our loud lament. Plainly, he was on pleasure bent, For to the hill he madly went, And th0't not of the eonsequent. He sniffed the wintery breezes fine, Then darted down the steep incline. Behold! Directly in his line A giant, stalwart, Norway pine. Alaek! Alas! I took him home- No more the wintery hills to roam: No more those football locks to comb, A fearful dent was in his dome. -SPENCER Kxo'r'r. I5 'V Avi in ' ast iiyigh A t'Ql'l2llll ki111l of 211't, here 21t school, h21s lJ1'0ll 1levelope1l t11 21 very high degree. Every 1l21y we e11111e i11 eoiitaet witl1 SOIIIO piece of tl1is work over which the 211'tist has toile11 1l2l1lt'll1lY. SOIlll'1llllt'S we see the artist i11 his room toiling Pillllfllllj' HS l1e 2111118 a little l1ere 211111 puts 1111 2111 extra toueh there. Now l1e holds the lllSl'l'1ll11011l i11 l1is h21111l 111111 surveys 1f1'itiez1lly what he h21s wrought. VVith the work ot' f211111111s 2Ll tlStS 2111 21l11111t him, he is Cl01Cl'llllll0Ll to leave 21 Ill2lS1Ol'I7l0t'G of his 11w11. He l21l111rs 1121tie11tly 211111 lf1ll't'f1llly lllillly lllllgf 111i1111tes, 211111, Wlltlll he has li11isl1e1l. you will see El s111ile of triumph Spl'K'2lll over his 102100. Ile leans hack 111111 Views his work witl1 21 feeling of 11ri11e. 411111 see his ehest swell! 1Vell. who 1VO11lCll1i1 he 111'11u1l? 1Vhose chest w1111l1111't swell? For there, 1111 l1is 1lesk, holclly 211111 l'V01'l2lStlllQ'ly e211've1l. 21111 the artist 's 111iti21ls 211111 tl1e j'K'2l1' he expects to g'l'2l,Llll2l,1C. 'flwR.XNK T1fr,x. A 1 erfcrt Bag There is il 1l11y i11 the t'Ul1l'S0 ot' every el21ss tl121l, is 21lw21ys l11oke1l f0l'W3.l'tl to. A few 1l1'e1111 it but to the lllHjOl'l15' it is 11 treat. The few that 11re2111 it are those tl121t take part i11 tl1e p1'OQ'l'Z1ll1. if it 11111 he ez1lle1l sueh. The others who enjoy it are s11111111se1l to he 2111 21111111-111-e, l111t i11 l'021llly tl1e audi- e11ce 1l11lT'll7Pl'S hut o11e. the l1'210llOI'. The llllxllllitll' of the el21ss 1111 the pro- Qgrain h21s Slltlllt lll01'0 or less time i11 I7l'8DE1I'lllg' his iiumher. O11 the i111- 11o1't21111 1l:1.y, he i11y211'iz1l1ly wishes it 112111 been lll0l'O. The others have tl11111gl1t l1ow they e2111 l1est Spkxllfl. the periocl. So. 1Ylll'll the p1'0g'I'2llll takes 11l21ce, tl1e class NYlllS17f'l'. laugh 211111 sleep. whichever they h21ye 11eci1le1l is the hest way to 11111 i11 the llllltt. By 1111w, you lllllSt ll2lX'lt Q111-ssecl that this is Special Topic lJ21y. fJ. A11'1'111f1c TowNs1aN11. mlyg? Now listen, 21ll ye who e21t lllll0l1GS, A1111 e21t ,e111 2117 0111 East High, 1'll tell you 21 y21l11z1l1le seeretf A1111 chocol11te iee t'l'U2ll1l 011 Tll1ll'S1l2lj', XV11 tl1i11k is 1'21the1' lllC'0- A1111 f'llOC0l2l10 Ut'l21ll'S. so111eti111es. O11 llliflllililf, X011 always have pie. For those NYll0 l1:1ye tl1e price. O11 lllll0S1ltlf'. 111ashe11 1111t21t11es 1Vill grace yo11r fest21l 1111211-112 A stew of heef 1111 1Ve1l11es1l:1y, Vtlith veget21l1les a, l1Ol'1l0. 511 A1111 hash you ll2lV0 1111 Friclay, I wonder wl1o 112111 tell- 1Vhy 21 little l121sh 011 Monday 'W1111l1l11,t 11o just 21s well. - -1 fm jlmitertinlr nf Hahn CQBUIIQEIIT HEN l saw in my dream, that when they got off the car. they pres- ently saw a football field before them and the name of that place was Nicollet Park, and at the park a game was to be held called East vs. North. These games are not a new-erected business but are ot' ancient standing. And, as at other football games. there are definite places and rows where cliqnes, from the various schools are soonest to be found. Here is the North row, the West, the Ventral. and the South, where all sorts of vanities are to be seen. But as to other games, some one school and its representative are the center of attraction, so the pupils of East and part of the faculty were greatly promoted at this game, only North High had taken a dislike thereat. Now these, East's representatives, must needs pass the representatives of the opposing team, to get to their places at the other end of the Bleach-- ers. Well, so they didg but, behold. even as they entered, a general hub- bub was about them: and that for several reasons: for- First-East bore pennants and ribbons unlike the banners of others. Secondly-And as they wondered at the pennants. so did they likewise at their speech. Indeed. they had needs to be astonished for what they heard was ought but perfect grammar. The others. therefore. made a great gazing upon them, and cried out moekingly. Talk l'nited States! But East would not be moved. Thirdly-lint that which did not little amuse the opposers was that these pupils from East cared not so much as to look upon them: and if they were called to or chided at, they would put their fingers to their ears and ery, Turn away mine eyes from beholding sueh vain bedlams! At last, things came to a greater stir and hubbub, insomueh that all order was confounded. A whistle was blown. From opposite sides of the field, the opposing teams rushed forward. The game had begun. East 's team, was the lighter. Therefore North took them and besmeared them with dirt, and made them the object of great sport. But our men being patient, and not rendering railing for railing, but on the contrary, giving good words for bad, and kindness for injury done, some of the people, in LA the Bleachers that were more observing and less prejudiced than the rest, began to check and blame the baser sort for their continual abuses. North became more angered as the game progressed. East's green timber was easy to bend but too tough to break. The first half was over. The lightweights had made a seore. But be- hold such yells as came forth from the stand! Surely bedlam had turned loose. And such railing as was heard! Some almost fell to blows among themselves. But the East team behaved wisely and soberlyg for they needs must since Ban-hi' was near at hand. Again, the whistle was blown. All eyes were turned toward the teams. North was buckling down. A hard fight Was on. Yea, and sueh railing as was again come from the Bleachers. 4'Too much noise from a nickel seat ! Hold 'eml Hold 'em! Stonewalllu HThat's right 'Pitty,' wipe those tSixth Avenue Norths' oft' the face of the earth! 'tlloopl Hurray! Send for the ambulaneelw 'tflood-night. we're gone. 'Pitty' has got a game leg! They broke 'l renchy's' neck. Who. they sending in? 'Fat' Aeklcy and XVyatt?'l 'tSay, Jerusalem! Look at that! HKill 'eml Tears for the dead! 'tDon't cha care! Weill send you flowers. North's man had made a touchdown. Another followed. Oh a sorry scrub! East 's hearts rise against him. ULet us dispatch him out of the way ! H they cried. lf I could but lay hands on him, t'would be a strange face in heaven 'ere night has arrivedf! They therefore picked that winner out and buffeted him. There came the end. North had won. Alack a day! But East was still proud. North had not white-washed ns. VVe would not acknowledge defeat. To curious passersby who would know the seore, we cried, 't0f0 in favor of East! -HEIJEN SMITKA. L52 Ruth There is at young senior named Ruth NVho in study delights, that ls the truth g Oh she studies all night And her lessons are right. No Wonder the teaehers love Ruth. jF1fienh glilinnshnier 'Tis true. friend Moshier is known as a nut'l, 77 But some disagrree and eall him a 'smut For twice every week, As sure as l speak, IIe comes to sc-hool with another hair eut. Ellyn 5211151115 NYC all know tl'c sisters named Sewall. In demeanor, perhaps a bit erooell, But in speaking of marks-H I' eau tell you, they're sharks: And tliat's why neither 's a fooell. 11612 Ray is a boy who German takes. Ile seldom studies and mostly fakesg To raise his mark To that of a shark A present to his teacher he makes. . Grace A room has a maiden named Graee, XVhois trimmed all in ruflies and laee, She hinted of love, The dear little dove. But I said, HI ean't handle your ease. gfflye 'K There was a. young man named Wlaite Wlio, out at night, stayed very late. Only onee he Was bold, But sho took a had cold, And that evening, alas. was his fate. grxl Q3 ' There is a gay senior named Kane. To whom study gives :1 vast pain. But lie smiles I am told On the teaehers so hold That from doubles they cannot refrain. Ach! Ifnuiel In ll Room prime there sits a lad. To tell the truth, whose eonduet's had, For every morn with indrawn sigh He easts a gxlanee with twinkling eye, And sets Miss Poppy's hlushes mad. if Gb mf uu lu n . 'SHE G5 'Ug,. . ..llI'II,,. ..,lll .. . . .g ,ul NI II IIII III ul llllllllll 4848 I sis II Ciillg jliirst tlisit With ,Hin ehster I do not relate this story from a humorous standpoint, but I feel that I must: relieve the burden, that all this misrepresentation has plaeed upon my mind, I will begin this narration at a point where it began to be interesting, to all exeept myself. The teacher had left the room and we were carrying on an exciting warfare, by the modern system. You roll up a piece of paper, bend it over, insert a. rubber binder, streteh said binder to full eapaeity, take a. good aim. and let 'er go. Ilaving been loosened from the elutehes of the binder, the folded paper is propelled with great speed toward some ob- ject at which it was not aimed. This is often vulgarly ealled, Shoot- ing Paper-wads. I aimed one at my unsuspeeting vit-tim ear. It hit his nose with a bang. Simultaneously with the bang, eame the teacher. Before I had time to eolleet. my scattered senses, I felt myself pro- pelled with great speed toward the ,office by same beloved teacher. When we reached the doorway, I was thrust inside with sueh great force that I hit my head on an unseen object. CI hoped this would happen again, for it is not often that I see so many stars and diamonds at one time.j I noticed how gloomy everything looked, and I thought for a moment that I was going to faint. In the midst of these thoughts, I happened to think that if I fainted, I would miss English, a elass of whieh I am very fond, so I didn't. For reasons best known to myself, .I think it wise to omit the inter- view. Let it suffice to say, that l. arrived at school the next morning with a grave and a reformed air, and I shot no more paper-wads, at least while that teaeher was near. -Mvnwoon TRAIRS. Mg 'Wrglisly Qllet.-55 NE evening not long ago, I was in a theatre and the play reminded me of my old school days. The t'aee of the leading man seemed familiar. It was Brooks, my old elassmate. 'We talked over old days in our English class. He told me that Ida Hamilton was on the Orpheum eireuit as an ac-robat and strong lady who eould throw tive men in ten seconds. I inquired about dear old Anne Broderick and, to my surprise, he said that Anne had married Alano l'ieree and they ran a candy store where I3erg's onee stood. Brooks informed me that he had been to see Luey several times, she was still at old East High teaehing the young ideas how to shoot. Frank Albro has grown long, shaggy hair and wants to be a poet. Clifford Bender has been in Germany for six years learning how to make saur kraut and limberger eheese. Ruth is a salesman and cranberry merehant. I left Brooks and made for Anne store. Anne was sitting over the eash register while Alano was down in the basement making pie. Anne knew all the latest news, and she kept track of all the old Classmates. Only a month before, Anne said that Dorothy and Vernon had eome to her store and had ordered thirteen dozen sugared doughnuts and seven quarts of sour pickles. After a good deal of eross-questioning, they told Anne that they were married and were going to l'eak's Pike to study the stars. Fern is in Stillwater, teaching Domestic Seienee. Williaiii sells hot eotfee and buns. Ellsworth is chief agitator for the I. W. W. 's QI XVon't Worksj. Lloyd asked Florenee O'Neil to go up to Alaska with him on a ehieken farm. IIe said they could sell eommon eggs at fancy prices. Florence told Anne that Lloyd had Hsueh an original way of asking her and he even mentioned the number of eggs she could eat a day. The fruit tempted Eve and she aeeepted. Aliee was teaching young housewives how to make baking powder biseuits. Frank Gonella makes dog-biseuits, and when he came to see Alano, he bragged about the large orders he was getting from Elorenee and Lloyd as their hens just loved his biseuits. Emily eloped with Roy to Greenland. Anne heaved a sigh and began to ery. I could stand no more I, too, eried to think that all those little sutfragists had been caught in the marriage game. All at oneo Anne began to laugh and said she was glad that so many from our old English elass had got paid back for laughing at her when Miss MeDill sent her out of class. Miss MeI'JilI is happy and you can imagine the rest yourselves. H-lCI.1z.xBi1:'1'It Owif:Ns. O' 5111111 is fife Freshman year it's study, Sophomore year it is fun, 551 Junior year it's worry, Senior year it's done. I 4 66 0 jnhnng HAVE a notice to read, Freshmen, and I would like the attention of everyone. Pupils are requested to go up on the University side and down the Fourth street side in order to stop the confusion that has been noticeable on the stairs in the past few weeks. Now, Fresh- men, this is a much quicker way than the crowding and pushing that is created when there are some going up and some going down on the same stairway. Johnny, a small chap, seated in the front seat, listened Very attentively but had a perplexed look on his face when she finished. He didn't see that it was any shorter that way. NVell, I suppose she knows, he thought, which might have passed as a resolve to honor her request. Just then, the passing bell sounded and Johnny grabbed his Algebra book and dashed for the stairs, which happened to be the University side. Everyone was coming up, Jolnmy stood and contemplated. It is so much shorter to go down these than to go way over there. I am in such a hurry, too, for I must copy tomorrow 's assignment before class begins. Suddenly. a happy thought appeared, for his face lit up and he made one rush, reaching the first landing in safety, for he was very small and no one noticed him. If the teachers noticed anyone, he thought, it would be the tall Juniors and Seniors. who set the example for the Fresh- men. IIe looked very much satisfied as he descended the second fiight, but, at the bottom a long arm reached out and took him by the collar. H, gliark in QBIII 65 REAT shades of Vaesar! What a change! Twenty years after leaving East High, I had come back to haunt the Old School. Since then I had died and was now being initiated into that highly respected society, HThe Associated Shades, of Hades. Part of my initiation was to haunt some favorite spot and, having gone to East lligh for more than twenty-tive years, at the rate of a credit a year, and failing to graduate, I decided to haunt that ancient seat of learning and fun tmostly funb. t'And why, tgreat shades, of me? queried a voice, and looking around I saw the vice president of the aforesaid society, who was no other than the immortal Caesar. I-I-er-I beg your pardon, but having translated your estimable works some score of times, endeavoring to get a credit, I suppose, I thought of you first. He looked at me intently, then said, HI suppose that you really thought Johnny looked up at the stern face that looked down into his. He felt like a criminal and looked like one, too. He was held by the collar while all the pupils passed by 3.1111 looked at the offender. He thought of the notorious name he would receive and also, of the jibes of his fellow-mates at the one who blocked the traffic at East High. The stern, tall teacher let go of his collar and said, slowly, 'tDid you hear the notice this morning J? Yes, he had, and he told her so, too. f'VVhat was your excuse then? was the next question. It was much shorter and I was in such a hurry and the temptation was so great that I had to yield,', said Johnny. The teacher smiled at this. She acquieseed that it was a temptation but said that that was a poor excuse. Then Johnny had to go back up the stairs on the University side and come down on the Fourth street side as per request. He came into class late and had to go back up three flights of stairs to get an excuse, and though there was not a teacher in sight, he went up on the Fourth street side. procured his excuse after a long interval and then went down the University side stairs, handed his excuse to an irate teacher, mopped his brow and sighed. HGee! I guess they were right, all right. It sure is shorter to go down on the Fourth street side. -Mimox GING. PF' O' o M51 251911 you translated it: but know now that every time you rose to recite, you made me turn over in my grave with anguish and Brutus twiddled his fingers in 1ny direction with great glee. NVQ the11 proceeded up and down the halls trying to make unearthly noises, but no, it couldn't be done. The old squeaky stairs were replaced by elevators, and the halls were paved with sound-proof substances, which we could not disturb. All this time, Caesar kept drawing me toward one room in which all his thoughts seemed to be centered. As we came nearer, I heard the words, HGallia est omnis, and I fled. Caesar went in, however, but soon came out and with a look of anguish on his noble face, and said, Cone on! It's just as bad now as it was twenty years ago. Such trans- lations ! 'A We left the school together and Caesar disappeared from the Asso- ciated Shades that night and Ilve never seen him since. -BROOKS RONALD. I56 4 Zin the lhall HE time of the day which shows best the school life of East is about two minutes before the last bell rings in the morning. To a person who is a stranger here, East has the appearance of utmost con- fusion, yet to those who are accustomed to such sights, it is but an every day affair. To a teacher, it is common as giving minuses. Here and there rush the students, some scrambling and falling upstairs, some rush- ing into rooms and out again, their arms piled high with books and their brains crammed full of-nothing. Occasionally, there is a collision,-then books, papers, essays and note- books are mixed in dire confusion on the floor, while heedless fellow stu- dents rush by the unfortunate who has dropped them. Those passing by, who are of a lunnorous nature, may gently kick a book or two across the hall. The superb and self-conscious Seniors stand at one side and view the passing' picture with a haughty look of disdain. They talk to one another or to the girls. as they pass. They are those students who have reached the highest point of perfection at lflast, and they can afford to enjoy the antics of the rest. The Juniors are next in order of rank. They act much the same as the Seniors, except that they keep a wary eye open that they do not of- fend a Senior and so fall into everlasting disgrace. They pass to their rooms in time, so as not to be late. A few of the more reckless kind barely get into their seats before the bell rings, but they are few and are looked down upon by the rest of the class. The Sophomores are the most wild and unreasonable of the lot. They race around the halls as if the had nothing else to do. They always look busy yet they are never doing anything. They play in the halls until the last second, then they make a dash that closely resembles a slide for life and just manage to reach their rooms in time. Such a racket and confusion is never heard any other place except outside of a boiler factory. Most of them get to their seats in time but woe to the luckless one who is unable to do so. His conference with the teacher after school is strictly private. Those that reach their seats receive nothing more than a severe look from their teacher. Teachers know, because they were once Soph- omores. Once in a while. one sees a stray Freshman, but they are very meek and never venture outside of their rooms without a teacher's passport. Even then, they slink around behind the others and so escape the taunts of the blood thirsty Sophs, and Juniors. At last. come the teaehersg some look as though they were on import- ant business. probably reporting some lax student. Others stand around the halls like sentinels eyeing all, even Seniors, with a disapproving eye. Whenever possible, they capture friglitened Freshmen, and make them show their passports. They are the Freshicsl worst enemies. I believe they stand around just to clutter up the hall. Oh yes. and there is Mr. NVebster who stands at the foot of the stairs and greets everyone with a smile, XVe feel better and more capable of working after we receive his cheery, t'Good morning. All these and much more, you can see any morning in the hall at East High. -Awrirr VV.xcKicRM.xN. Siena at at Quark mariah Time. First lunch period. Place. Rerg's confectionery. . T011 Milllltw l12li1tl'. Fnter two Freshmen. each with -1 nicl'el. . . . Fil'-Sf' FWS71.-4'VVliere Klqlya gif lin, 1fm,,h?H Figislg Crezgnters with TEVOxSit5lKlXV1t'llt'Sl-3'SRU' will ya take these back . ,, . , . .. , . . Second lflresh.-'tOver at the counter. 'l'a'?,l.'.I gfllm I Ig? ful? f:?0lj1E'0'l tht hi Q bun hm H01 ,, First FVVISII.-iihvlltl 'dya pay for the sandwiches? yi' f-' Hmyl Q 'A i., 'I 0 ' A 'I' U H 1' sfmd Frfsh.- Two for il niekoif' ramen f,'.ff7'c-full hit not-.14 , v .. First Frrsll. tat counterlfi'Gimme four sandwiehesfl 'U TF ti lm Sam ilu' ,- , . . . . Girl Cat Ooumory wvyhqt killdG777 Frcs7l.-- Aw, my hands are clean. Cluxit Fresh with tears in his f -- f . eyes.D Iflrcsleeu Vtlha cha got?l' flzrl-' 4 Ham and cheese, ' l Ftrcslz.-t'Ginnne cheesefl tllxit bearing four sandwichesj 571 Note.--Use onions For this effect. -H,xRRis Kxizi-imxn. ,1' ' f . . . K , 'yd'-' K if f , N V- ' 1 x X K MIX , rl . Q - y Hiya Zfrrsi flag YVAS engaged in plastering down my hair straighter than any law of nature intended it to be. I was conscious of my best suit, new shoes, and my oldest tie. My new shoes were an unfortunate acci- dent, but the old tie was a bright thought on my part. I was bent on making myself look natural with the odds of new shoes and my Sunday suit, against me. Today was the day of my entrance to East High Schoolg and together with other boys, I was trying to get through that important event with as little notice as possible. One may graduate with honor, but one inya- riably enters high school humbly. As I walked up to the great yellow brick high school building, I saw no familiar face. Panic descended upon me: which door was I to use? Plainly, l was with the wrong group. Say, I said. in a quaking yoice, which door do the freshmen use? He was a large young man with red hair and a pink face. Down thereg turn the corner and you'll find a door. It may be Iockedg all the freshies are in-but keep on knocking until they open it. On the other side was a stairway leading down. Boys and girls crowded down it, 31111 for one reckless moment. I decided to follow them. pretending I was an upper classman. I was deterred by the visions of where my fraud might land me, visions of classrooms tilled with indignant faces bent on punishing me for my boldness. I knocked politely on the door before me. The crowd beyond thinned as I waited. I realized that it was growing late. I knocked again without gentleness and. after a pause once more, with greater force. Suddenly behind me a voice said, 4'Whatls the matterll' I turned around to confront a man in a loose jacket, who I guessed was the janitor. Is this the room for the freshmen?' I asked. UNO, this is the bookroom. You belong in Room Ii, two flights up. You'd better get there before the bell rings. Never mind, don 't look so downeast. The freshmen all get it sooner or laterg better be glad yours came todayf' I turned away and hurried up the stairs. That one incident destroyed all illusions I might have cherished concerning the kindness of upper classmen. --e'Ilr:1zm:1e'1' Incwru, It's a long way to a diploma, It 's a long way to gog 1 E 1 lt's a lon lon way to a di vloma. , . I And the road is hard and slow. Oh, my! but they're hard to get. Believe me, they are scarce. Itls a long, long way to a diploma, But I'll get one yet. eehi-ist. in Gaiswono O' K9 The jugs T is a crisp day in Autumn. Suddenly, through the air there is heard a dull 'tplunkf' I listen a moment and then the sound comes again, -'tplunkf' A sudden thrill goes through my body. It is a sound which admirers of the grand, old game love to hear. It is the grunt of the pigskin and it speaks an unmistakable language to those initiated into its mysteries. The October sun is shining brightly. There is just enough chill in the air to send the blood surging through one's veins. Our team is lined up for Hthe kick-off. The whistle blows. A moment later a dull thud is heard. The ball rises high into the air and soars toward the other team. Our team springs forward. The two teams meet. The game is on. There is no game which exercises all the muscles more thoroughly than football. There is the running, the tackling, the pulling, the pushing, the dodging, the squirming, the wrenching. Everyone has a man against him. He must fight and fight hard. And, need l say, the game exercises the lungs? One breathes in not cubic feet but cubic yards of the crisp, cool, pure air. lt makes onc's heart pound with a good, healthy thump. It makes one feel like a man. Good-fellowship abounds in this best of games. It is one of its lead- ing qualities. Jones in Hmaking interferencei' for an end-runl' has jostled Smith of the opposing side, roughly. Smith growls fiercely at Jones. Hltfs all in the game, Smith,'l the rest of the bunch calls out. Sometimes, it happens that one of the number is hurt. A minute ago these fellows were fighting like wild-eats. now they are full of sympathy for their injured comrade. All volunteer aid and assistance. The heat of the battle is, for the time, forgotten. A The Huunh From the forge-roon came no sound but thc occasional elang of a ham- mer. A spirit of laziness filled the room. Some boys always worked g others fooled away their time. Suddenly, the noise and hum of the draught-fan ceasedg everybody looked toward the control-switch, there stood the teach- er. Something was going to happen. 'Ile called the boys together, showed them a pile of small pieces of iron, one inchfround and four inches long. he said, This is a test boys. l want eachiof you to take a piece of that iron and reduce it to one-fourth of an inch round. You will be marked on how you handle the iron, the quality of the work. and how fast you work. Yow go to itll, That is all he said, but that was enough. The flare of the forge-fires 591 nf glinnthall l have heard ignorant heretics explain, Oh, that game of football is brawn, not brain. When I hear this, l am filled with pity for these poor unfortunates, who are so self-satisfied in their ignorance. There is no place where a fool shows up to greater disadvantage than on a grid- iron. llere one must think, and think quickly. He has only a fraction of a second to do it in, too. He must be able to keep his head, in the heat of the battle. He must be able to study his opponent, hear and understand, and decide his plan of attack or defense in the fraction of a second. These are the qualities we most need in the game of life. There is no time where one feels better than just after an hour or two of hard play. True, his limbs are weary and his muscles sore, but his head is clear, his nerves are steady, his blood rushes through his veins with real energy and snap. lt is then that one is glad to be alive. It is then that one really lives. There is a certain type of fellow whom you meet on the football field. They are not a loud-mouthed, talkative crowd. They are not the type of prigs who think only of their dress and appearance. They are plain, broad-minded, broad-shouldercd, hearty, plucky, sincere, good fellows. They know how to take and give punishment. They are not afraid of hard knocks a11d welcome a hard ight. In the long run, these qualities are the ones which are even more important than book learning, in the formation of the American citizen. You may have your joys of the dance, your delights of the theaters, your fondness for the many things which claim to give delight to mortals: but give me the good old grid-iron game. with its bumps. its bruises. and its dirt. It is here that real joy is found. -lV1I.1.1.xn KIIZCIINER. uf at ihennmer grew brighter. A different spirit took possession of the boys, marks were going in, so work they must, and work they did. The elang of the ham- mers grew louder and louder. The boys' backs were bent over their work, their faces were drawn: their teeth were tightly elosedg they worked like demons. The bell rang, the fan stopped, the boys heaved a sigh of relief and looked at their aching hands, they were blistered, some of them even blood-blistered. Wlicin they looked at the work which they had accom- plished in so short a time, they became ashamed of themselves for ever having killed time. So in forge we learn, '4To play when you play, but work when you workf' , -- -EDVVARD H. Vos. ,av 3 'S 'lf' an A 511111113 in iilgness jiintaliig lilagj ONCE AC'l'l'ID. Cast-Josephine llord, lleroine. Raeburn Powell, Hero. Miss MeDill, Villain. Scenery-A pieture on the wall and numerous worried Juniors in E room. Synopsisf C Not neeessarvj. SnnN Fnzsfr. Time-That trying thirty-minute period. lilongated, interesting, highly colored diseussion between heroine and hero done in a stage whisper. f0HI'ililLI'lf by 1'ffque.w1.j Enter-Those eyes of Miss Mellill. Curtain. Hr Chuhsl T39 A softly flowing murmur did gently meet my ear, l listened still, inquiring,Afit eame again quite elear, But ever growing louder like an approaching storm, Like loudly erashingr thunder, whieh eaused me much alarm, The noise inereased in volume, it shook the very earth, It was ten o'eloek last week at noon-time. The sun was setting in the East. I was digging wells out in the oeean. Standing on my head to rest mv feet. My ship was liiosily moored out in the orehard, The vows were singing in the tree-tops tall. The dm gs were barking on the wild waves. lt was spring!-time that lleeember in the Fall. Too. The heroine is in the villain 's grasp. Those The hero and most of the scenery Walk away. The villain. the heroine and the pieture are alone. CThis is in- tended to be very elfeetivej Uurtain. Time-llappy passing bell. eyes are fastened upon her. SEEN LAST. Happy hero and heroine together in the hall. Eggs it. f'urtain. Moral-flf at first you don 't sueeeed, try, try again Qbut be more -Zonx MADSEN. Sly? hat at lIa1rl:et! And I began to holler for all that I was worth. 'Midst eries and shrieks of terror, still eame that awful roar, Until I madly rushed upstairs and rudely broke the door. And then, l found to my surprise why all this eanie to pass. Alas. 'twas but a meeting' of the nineteen-sixteen class. fellow named liood, hilarious mood. stage Un a rooting rampage, But he doesn 't root for his food. There is a young Who. when in a Rushes up on the I El I 5 HQ CII ffifvvs Anrmcn SMITH lhrrn K 1'r'1'Lrtsnv BIILDRED LOEIILIN - HAROLD PIERCE qGi+:Rfr1zI'n1a Rosen ill,XRLAN Htifrsox President - - - Viee President Seereta rv - Treasurer - Sergeants-at-arms on I El I li Gbffirers NVn.LI,xM Kinonmfe Gmen SHANNON - CARL Roon M.xno.xnn'r MRALY Funnix ELLswonTH President - Viee President Secretary Treasurer Sergeant-at-a rms r ------- SOP ORE U96 'uf'- .1-1-uuulllu, ggi-lux' GN ,.,..-' Q L :Isp S , bs ITIS 'J...':: X x -G Q31 V 5 AK V ' ff 4, :sin 1 f VM X , N I - i k' C?-f :xx Zefxtvarts frnm the Diary nf at lang Monday, Sept. 2, 1908. Aw gee! School started again today. Pa says he supposes that since I'm in Iligh now, I'll be rushing all the girls. Nix. I told him Ild like to know what Ild want to do with a. bunch of ruffles like all those girls I saw at sehool today. We got our seats assign.ed and everybody around me is girls. They're all awfully homely but the one who sits in front of me. She isntt so worse. I looked on the board and found out her name. lt is Elizabeth Brown. She ought to be called Elizabeth Black, for she's got about the blaekest hair and eyes of anybody I ever saw. If her hair was straighter and her nose flatter and her eyes littler, she might be sort of pretty, but as she isA-aw gee! Monday, Jan. 29. 1909. 1Ve got our new seats and new classes for the semester today. Iiizzie Brown is sitting in front of me again. Illll glad my last name begins with B-r. too, so I don't have to get acquainted with a lot of new girls again. Lizzie isn't half bad when you know her and she's awfully smart. Tuesday, Sept. 4, 1909. School began again yesterday. Elizabeth Brown is still sitting in front of me. I ini not very sorry about it either. She's lots nicer looking than she was last. year. I like her kind of curly hair a lot, and when she laughs there is a big dimple on eaeh side of her face. Funny I never noticed it before. She smiles and talks a lot to that big sissy across the aisle from her. Heis a regular mama 's boy. I suppose she likes him beeanse he wears long trousers. Sept. 11. 1909. I asked Dad for a new suit with long trousers today. He laughed and said, HNVho is she 'Vi I didn 't say anything, but tonight he said I could buy a new suit next Saturday. Friday, Jan. 12. 1910. I wonder what Elizabeth Brown would if Iid ask her to go to the Senior Class Play. lt comes off next Friday. I'd like to ask her, if I Wasn't afraid of getting turned down. 0116155 The Freshv he's a bonehead The Soph, he is a swell head, . 7 1 U . And the Freshy4Ohl how green, 1V1tl1 a collar and a tie. lint the Iflreshy, he can get there, And he thinks heis mighty big, As may readily be seen. For his year or two at lligh. an Monday, Jan. 15, 1910. '1 Elizabeth said she 'd go with me Friday. l asked her this morning. She was awfully nice and I didn't feel cheap a bit. Saturday, Feb. 3, 1911. The Junior party was last night. I had a peach of a time, but I wish I could dance. Elizabeth was there and slte danced all the time with that tall light haired sissy that sat across from her last year. l asked the Governor for a raise in my allowance so that I could take lessons and he said that I would bankrupt him. This is the third time l've asked for a raise this winter. lt's awfully expensive trying to show a girl a good time. liater: The Gov. came across and gave me some bones for dancing lessons. He said he guessed l'd live through this attack. Ilm not sure what he meant, but it must have been something funny by the way he laughed. Nay 16. 1912. VVas at Bet l3rown's party last night. Bet sure is one pretty girl, and she showed us all a good time. We daneed a lot. I had tive dances with Bet. Ste sure can dance. May 20. 1912. Bet and I went to the Met. last night. It was a rotten show: but she liked it, so I don't care even if the seats were three dollars apiece. May 530. '12, Commencement next week. Bet IS valedictorian. l wonder what I could give her. Dad says he supposed l'd like to present her with a dia- mond rmg. I said, Yon betfl Then he suggested roses. I wonder if he knew I was wondering about lt. U .lnne 1. '12. Elizabeth is going to the l ' next year. I did think I'd go to Carle- l'll go to the Ifniversity, too. +RUTII VVAGONER. ton, but Ilve changed my mind and I think g Rating The Junior is a soft head. The Senior is a wise head. For on the girls l1e'!l eall. For wisdom 's page he's turned, The remainder of his time he spends One eye is opening to the fact. There 's something to be learned. ---IJICSIAIIC FLINT. 1Yandering in the hall. Easing ex Snphnmnre t'Believe me, these Juniors and Seniors have a snap,-taking parties, danees, and sleigh-rides. Every Tuesday they go to Bean Feeds and have a good time. We Sophomores have no enjoyment at all,-grind and grind, just because we 're Sophomores. When I get to be a Junior, I'm going to make up for it. I will take in everything that comes along, but first lfll get a girl and learn how to dance. Z5 AST was first built to meet the demands of a popular uprising. The citizens on the east side of the river realized how intelligent their children were, and, as they did not want some unworthy school like North to get the credit for good scholarship by having east siders there, they established a new school. The place was selected within a convenient distance of the candy stores, doctor's offices and the Police Station. A ear line was moved off of Central Avenue and onto Fourth Street, so that no unlucky pupil who arose from bed late in the morning could have an excuse for being tardy. This house of knowledge is now kept separate from Central Avenue by a row of buildings facing that busy thoroughfare. This fact is both a fortunate and an unfortunate one for the student, fortunate, because it hides the teachers' view of Central Avenue so they cannot see what a student is doing during lunch periods, unfortunate, because it excludes the noise, and the teachers therefore, can hear everything the pupils say and can tell whether or not he has a true knowledge of the lesson. 'tThe teachers treat the Juniors and Seniors just dandy, they are their equals. Just the other day I walked by Mr. Sehaefferls room, there he sat with a group of Seniors, joking and having a good time. I hope the time will come when I can talk to a teaeher as though she were just a common person. Moral :-You either have to be a Junior or a Senior, or you 're nothing at all. -PAUL P. STRAKA. ant Opposite the school, on University Avenue, a number of lots were left vacant and called a park. This is very suitable for an advanced student. In the solitude made by thiek intertwining bushes, a Senior can sit with a girl hidden from the view of her other fellow, or a Freshman ean eseape the harassing higher elassmen. Before the school, on three sides, a beautiful green carpet of grass slopes toward the sidewalk, and is studded with lovely trees and bicycles. From time to time the building was augmented to be suitable for the increasing number of students, until now, it is a three story building of pleasing art Cexeept to minus studentsl. NVithin, there is the auditoriuin, the main building, the annex, the lunch room, and the teachers. These teachers together with Mr. VVebster have the authority, but they are elosely followed by the Seniors. A Students' Council chosen by equal suffrage, the orchestra, and debates are important factors of the school. Although East has not a fine build- ing, it is known throughout the state because of its accomplishments in the world of knowledge. -Hnzvrzv Nnnsox. The Hines nu Eng at 182135 It is funny how some few repeat Their actions, after once they eat, The pies you buy at Bergls. They bite into a nail or two And morsels of an ancient shoe, Then eontemplatingly they sean The remnants, on that pasteboard pan, To see if they can end the race Of eating pie with fitting grace. Say! Should they eat the pasteboard too? Their faces long since this are blue, CO1' if they eat that specific kind, At Berg's they ive all the sorts you'll find In any other store or stand, Though Bergls do harbor sticks and sand,l With huekleberry filling thick, The stuff that later makes them sick. The victims then do groan and sigh, Because at Berg's they buy their pie, That 's why the sixth allotted class Does not, in Senior Language, pass: They buy their pies at Berg's. -CLIFFORD BENDER. I64 The Qlielatinnship iliettneen fifeninrs auch the HEN the wise old Darwin knowingly said that man could trace his ancestry back to a race of people closely resembling 111011- keys, he probably was not so much mistaken as the world has since then tried to make hin1. Man is not so much above the lower an- imals but that he bears some very marked resemblances to his furred, a11d feathered friends. Take for instance, so common-place a menagerie as is found in a certain part of our own high school, namely HAH room, the place in which the Seniors roam wild and in the natural state. Ask the fond keeper of that very region it he doesn't find a large number in his territory of such as possess the habits of the unbroken a11d un- trained. Among the more common types of persons who resemble the lower animals, are first of all, the foxes. These are perhaps the slyest and most skillful of the whole place, for they can read Hllarried Life so successfully that HAckiei' thinks they're studying. After tllfilll come the hyenas-plentiful and very tame-so called because they can look a Ibfutnev Animals minus in the face and smile and smile and smile. Directly opposite in habits and inclinations are the wise old owls of the menagerie, so planned by the great hand of Nature that they look as though they might actual- ly pine for school. Then you notice the civets, nocturnal i11 their hab- its, staying up and out all night and sleeping in the day time. Others still are little deartsl, those social, fluffy butterflies who can 't1naXiXe, trot, and 'ftwinklew till the wee gray hours of morn. Noticeable, al- so, are our friends, the woodpeckers, who can pick away at the school- board's desks as though to get a 111eal. Last, but not least, there are present in HA room a very rare and almost extinct species, known to all as sharks Witli a place like ours to pick from and with animal characteristics so marked who can tell but that we are rapidly degenerating to a stage much worse than that from which we rose, and that the members of the realm of Seniordom are passing through a natural stage of that process? -ff.iAMILLE SMITKA. A Betruspentinlr Zliwm 'Guru 5511011531111 jliifteen CA. Ztl. N his velvet-cushioned seat in his assembly room, sat John Ed- ward, Jr. The tioor was covered with a velvet carpet: the wall directly behind him was a solid piece of crystalline plate, the other three were of beautiful glistening granite. It was a room of mag- nificent splendor. John lingered lazily over the pages of his history and, gently puffing clouds from his pipe full of Velvet, listened longingly for the sound that would release him from his captivity. Then,,' he mused, Ml shall lose no time i11 getting i11to that elevator and to the aeroplane station o11 the top of this tiresome little thirty story school house. l must hurry home, brush up my small bird-machineg a11d take Elsie for a fly out to Lake George. I cannot afford to miss that game of aerofootball that is to be played there. Rio De Janeiro and East Iligh meet to decide the championsl1ip. lt will be an exciting air game, for it is the last of the world's series. tLWell, l must learn this history. l'iet's see. The Wai' of Ten Nations 119145. That's easy. Just one hundred years ago last t'hristmas, l have ten tingersg-there will be war if I do 11ot know this lesson.-At that time my great-grandfather was going to East High School. My, but 651 he and the people of that time were stupid. Ile walked to school for his health when he did not have a nickel, he rode in a street car when he did. But, now for this war. Kaiser Wilheliii, at the head of the German army, and with his newly invented machine guns, over-ran Bel- gium and drove the allied forces against the walls before Paris. Say, I wish some Dutchman would invent a machine that would turn out double plusses without so much hard work. Slowly, tl1e smoke of the Velvet'7 arose before Edward 's drooping eyelids. Gradually, the form of the sage hand of past ages pressed through the smoky cloud of his dreams and offered him a message writ- ten in the costly ink of experience. Ile opened the pages of the past and there, written in the lines of the lives of great me11 and i11 the let- ters of their noble endeavor, he read, During the past century, the progress of civilization, in tl1e invention of machines both expedient alld pernicious, has been astounding to the imagination. The coming century will, undoubtedly, be as wonderfully represented by man's achievement. But the face of this terrestrial globe will never be adorned by a machine which will yield results without human effort. -'KIENNETH GREEN. EIIEUIIISEIQRIIIIBIII ns. gllisrnumfagelnvnt uf giftuhcirts The following is an extract from Hobby Jones' diary, taken from the book Called High School Days: Got our report cards today. Two minus's is all I get in reward tor my 'nobility of character., l'nele Joe had praised me about trying to live up to everybody's impressions of me, but that's all the good it does. Guess, if maybe I go back to my old eustoms, I might get a double plus! But wouIdn't I act smart it I got one of those! Iive been getting kind of dise- eouraged lately, but the teachers keep a--saying for us to keep up our cour- age. But how can you? Ma always says 'the man worth while is the man that ean smile when everything goes dead wrongf XVQII, you see it was just this way that I got into trouble: when I got my report eard, I saw some trouble, and that something was wrong, so I made up my mind that I'd smile and be so 'worth whiIe'. that when I left High Sehool, everyone would miss me terribly. Then, I started up some jokes and fun in our eorner, and I laughed so, that the tears came rolling down, but it wasnlt long before I heard Miss D. saying we were laughing at our own foolish- ness, think of it! Wlien I was trying to be 'worth whiIe.' '50, I thought I'd better quit, and leaned over on the desk thinking. Qcourse, I didnft have anv book in front of mel. You see. I was trvinff to . , . rw think of some device Cthat's the new word I learned today.-Miss S. always I thought I'd better apologize to the other kids for robbing them of their time. I didnyt like to tel. I was a robber. CM1: IS. onee or twice said some- thing about that. betore we started to sing.l So in my next class, I wrote some notes and passed them: but as soon as Miss Sh. saw nie, she pointefl with her finger at her forehead. 'I'hat's the seeond time a teacher has di'ectIv alluded to my brain. I begin to feel eonvineed that maybe some- thing is wrong. But IIII get even yet. Nope, I eanlt do that, neither, because 'VVe'd better s' end our time in getting ahead, instead of spending it in getting even.' When I went up to complain to Miss Sh. of her mis- understanding, she told me to keep up my courage. It seems, teachers insist on that. It don't seem that they praetiee what they preach. How kin anybody keep up eourage, with everything pulling them down? Ma says when we get through with this world, we 'll have been prieked many times by disappointments and sorrows, if we don 't take hold of all opportunities in life. It's something about 'opportunities settling on Iife's windowsills I I I guess I'Il just have to keep up eourage, althou' teaehers do sometimes diseourage you, when they think they are eneouraging you. And I'm going to study Geometry more, because another Miss II. said that Geometry was a gool subject to make us think. Now, besides I have to give up my good times. and the most important told us to add one word to our vocabulary daily. and I've been trying the of all at that: eating il IOT OI SHIUKIIPS- I IIHW te EIIW UD IWII12 H SIWIILI- medieinel to make myself worthy of my honorable title. and just when I thrift I34J0IIIt'0 'The WZISIIILLK' Of IIIOIIFY IS the WHSIIIISI of STl'I'11QIh. health was sitting this way. I heard Miss ll. say, looking slyly at me, with a kind MINI IIIOHSIIIY IOI' IHOIWY IS IIIV IUIWII OI VIIOFIIQ illlll. 'Riches grow from of sareastic smile on her faee. 'An idle brain is the devil's workshopf YY little grains' I've get to remember that. Ihat roused mv anfrer. it anything did: I telt she ought to apologize. I'. S. I've IIIISSIIUIIWI PI IIIIHIIIY IUI et W0I'fISf ZIIIII I EIIIIII SIIV4' IIIWIII TIM' I heard Miss M. saying one day, 'Always be thoughtful of othersf so knew 0110. Elf jlireshifs 'ifrnulrles Srlyuul-life If you Ioiter i11 the hallway, lf you talk upon the stairs, If you whisper in the elass-room Ur if you sit in pairs, You 've got to be more careful, And you Ive got to look about, Or the faculty will get you, If , I ou , DOH I 'Watch Out! A studions lfreshie, that am I, I think I'm very great. I'm never, never absent, and I'm never, never late. Each night I do my lessons o'er, Iiut I never do them right, My EIIJZIIIIIII class is slow indeed, For Aekie does not see the need Ut just a little bit of fun After lessons have begun. My I'IIistory is so very dry fIiIiR'I'II.X II.x.xs. For when my eard eomes out eaeh month, I Study 1111 l' almost, dip, My marks, they are a IIVISIIII- 'l'o-day we had a seorehing test. -JANICTC GROSS- I look for the worst but hope for the best. use Ili wer T was just five minutes after eight when I left the house on 1ny way to school. VVhen I arrived at University Avenue, the Interurban was there so I did not have to wait as I usually do. When I arrived at Oak Street, the HOakenarriet', was about to leave, but when they saw my ear coming they actually stopped and waited a quarter of a minute, a very unusual thing. IVell this car was the S :26 A. M., so I was late of course. When I came into the hall, Mr. NVebstcr was standing there. He smiled and said I did very well to get there early as I did, for the weather was very bad. I went up to my room and took my seat. Mrs. McIntyre looked at me and smiled. My first recitation for the day was chorus. I didn't want to sing, so I told Herr Baker that I had a cold and therefore could not sing. He excused me. .l stayed though and one thing I noticed was that the audi- torium was actually warm. After chorus, I went to HIJutchH 5 and when the period was over I went up and asked Miss Dann what my m.onth's mark would be. NVhen she said, Plus,'7 I nearly fainted for it had never occurred before. An Qqxpcal A few days ago, it became necessary for me to purchase a book from the book room. I secured a requisition, after working my way up to the door, then I withdrew to write the order. NVhen this was finished, l joined the mob that pushed and shoved in a restless frenzy about the door. As I was standing there, being pushed and hauled around, my atten- tion was suddenly called to a fresh Freshie who had squirmed his way in from the outside of the mob, and was still doing a good deal of squirming at my side. Said honorable Freshman kept twisting, wrig- gling, and pawing until he finally passed me. I watched this energetic member of the Freshman order until by his continued efforts, he reached the door of the book room. The clerk picked up the requisition and scrutinized it, then seeing that said Fresh- ihappeneh Next I went up to 26 for English. During the whole period, Miss liotze did not make us write down a single outline or let us talk. When Illd. Schober started talking she excused him from class. The next period was my vacant, so I went back to Mrs. lNIeIntyre's room. I started to talk to my neighbor. Mrs. McIntyre heard me and said, t'Go right on, Oscar, you're not disturbing my class in the least. Just then, the lunch bell rang. It was just in time, for I was ready to faint. During lunch I started 'Aroughhousing, and Mr. Gibson came and laid his hand on my shoulder and said in his usual. way: Hlieep it up, Mr. NVebster has his eye on you, but he won 't eareff When the bell rang for the Sixth, I went up to Miss Bennett's for geometry. Wheen I arrived, I heard that she was not there, therefore, I could now go home. When the rest of the fellows arrived and heard the news, they all yelled and pushed one another for joy. Just then, I woke up and heard mother say, t'Time to get up, you 've been talking something dreadfully in your sleep, and you fve kicked all the covers off. H -Oscm RINGER. in Beasun man had not put his name a11d seal to it, he demanded that this be done. Making several scratches and dots, ending with a flourish, he handed the order baek to the clerk. The clerk endeavored to decipher what was wanted, and turned the paper upside down and then right side up and finally handed the Freshman a tive cent package of writing paper. All the while that this Freshman had been making his way to the front, and even before he had put in an appearance, several others and I had been standing there, and still stood waiting patiently. This all goes to prove that while we have affixed the adjectives Hhumble, meek and unassumingn to the Freshmen for many long years, we are now aware that Mverily the old order changethn and most of the Freshies acquire, a l'ter the first week, a supply of Unervew worthy of a second term Sophomore. --ALBRO IViiI.I.Xl'lNI.XN. Hfhere There is at will I here is at mag Johnnie Green took Latin, Johnnie got some Hflunkers, Then Johnnie took his books home J ohnnic Green took Dutch, Johnnie got a plus, And Johnnie studied hard, Johnnie learned a little Johnnie took his card home Then Johnnie got some douhl6S But it wasn't very much. His parents raised a fuss. UD011 his llwlltllly Gawl- 671 fCLIFFORD fBENnt:1:. jliatmer 'Qayseeh nm ff S erbout High School sportsf, said Farmer Hayseed. t'Yer know my Reuben. Wahl, he's going Minneapolis. Say, I guess feet-ball players to his High School anyway. iWVahl, my Reuhe was telling play their last game with the othe ter lligh School in that plaee they call some swell town, leastwise they is some me and maw as how they was goin' to r High Schools. I guess thar is a lot of schools thar. Seems to me they was goin, to play North on that that' day, and Reube wanted that I should bring Samanthy, thatls his maw, and come over. VVahl, naturally we was fur going over. So I ffot her a new red and 1 D 2' P yaller speckled dress, and when she put on her Sunday-go-ter-mceting bonnet, she was perfeckly swell. Jest as soon as we got thar we eanght sight of Reuben. tirst thing. Gee, but I didn't blame those gals fur hangin' roun' him. Some swell ! ! He had a ponipadour, low neck shoes, kid gloves, and everything swell. Q5 , num igigly 5111111111 Sports The girls was swell too. Hair soped jist as slick and nice, checkered socks and wahl, you know what a swell and stylish girl is, and, believe me, they was awful stylish. NVahl, we Went to that game and set down. and waited and waited. Finally the teams come out, and some boys and girls yelled, 'Rah, Rah. Rahf 'Course I thought that meant 'Fire,' and so I grabbed Samanthy and we was fur running, but the rest set down again and so we did. Once I heard Reube say. 'Gee, but those Sophs make me sick.' I never heard o' that before so I don 't see why it ainlt good as some others. Jest then a nice-looking voune' man iassed along the line. Reube C 1 D O turned to us and said, 'Thats Uoach Batch' and I sez: Hls his tirst name coach? He disgusted like said, KNo.' Ain't it funny they 'call him that, 'specially when he donlt look one bit like a eoaeh? But then folks do have such crazy nicknames. -M.xB1aL TuoRBUs. A is for Anderson, of which there are four. B is for Bros, who yells ont the score. C is for Carrie, the joke in G Room. D is for Dehvitt, who in self-praise does boom E is for Edwin, who sometimes is bright. F is for Frank, the dear teacher's delight. G is for George. who above ns does tower. H is for Harold. the team's greatest power. I is for 'tIgnatz, who loves Krazy Kat. J is for Judd, Whom we all should call Fat. K is for Kampff, the geography shark. L is for Lloyd, wl1o's afraid of the dark. M is for Mayer, who sits near the teacher. N is for Nelson, who looks like a. preacher. O is for Orel, who eertainly's no bore. P is for Plouf, we still have some more. Q is for t'Miss Quin, the students all like 'er. R is for Ryan, who sure is no piker. S is for Sibley, who from the bread box did eome. T is for Trumbe, M'abel's sister crumb U is for Us, a most brilliant class. V is for Yerona, a lovable lass. IV is for Vvinehell, who is always on time. X Y, and Z, thus ends our rhyme. Q -Fsummiea R.xEB1c1: A Qihamgc Oh, what a difference there is between the Grammar school and the high school! This thought eame to me one day as I passed a Grammar cause if we were not so very bright in one thing, she knew we eould be in others, so she always gave us good marks in everything. school. The pupils were out at recess and none of them were studying. They were playing games and jumping rope, not thinking of the class that was coming next. When I went to Grammar school, I was just as Hhappy- go-luckyfl it' not more so. I knew that it I did not have all my Arithmetic done, I eould hand in my paper anyway and do the rest the next day. As for spelling, I had only to look at that, for would not the teacher pro- nounce it syllable by syllable if l said I had not heard it very well? My Reader was never taken home because I could read the first paragraph over before school and it I did not get called on for that, I eould be read- ing ahead. My History was the only book l took homeg but l did not study very mueh on it, beeause we could have our books open in class. XVe had Grammar only once a week, and then, we read out of the books. VVe did not have any book reports, so I read about two or three of my own brand of books every week. As we had only one teacher, it was easier, be- Thinking it would be the same way in high school, I was not afraid. Oh, what a shock I received when I began! XVe got from ten to twenty examples in Algebra every day, and it our papers were not in on time, we got a. zero. If we did not have the periods in the right places, our English papers went into the basket. In Grammar, we had at least ten sentences to diagram every day and they had to be diagramed correctly. Instead of getting two pages in Ilistory, we got ten or twenty, and we eould not have our books open. WY- had a different teacher for eaeh subject: and if we were stupid in one thing. the fact that we knew something about another subjeet. had no effect. We had to lead so many books that I did not enjoy my reading so much as .l did before. But, as in everything else, we must learn by experience. -Siam: SVEDAL. Sazhnnl 7 life Play, Play, Play, He wastes his time with babyish tricks And never works 'till teaeher kicks. ItIe's a Freshman! Bore, Bore, Bore, Ile scarce may leave his books alone Lest he meet the teachers' looks of scorn. He's a Sophomore! Cram, Cram, Cram, Ile studies early, he studies late Lest colored lines be his sad tate. IIe a Junior! Strut, Strut, Strut, He studies little or none at all But bluffs the teachers one and all. llels a Senior! -Cn1us'1'1cNA J'ouNsoN. but , atinnal Srhnnl Sgsiem T seems to me, though I may be too presumptuous, that if there was one national, unified school system in the United States, the ultimate result would be beneficial to scholars, teachers, communities, and the nation. The same books would be used in Minnesota that weic used in New York, moreover, the same methods of teaching would be used all over the country. One national school board would arrange all educational mat- ters. This board would, of course, be the best suited, and best educated men of the nation. This board would do away with all incompetence of teachers on local and especially on rural school boards, it would select the best books for study, thus doing away with all graft in communities in the selection of books, it would decide upon the best method of teaching each subject, and that would be the only method taught. This board would also decide upon hours, lessons, and teachers, examinations. As a result, there would be no incompetence, no partiality, and no political Hpullf' in re- gard to local positions. But some skeptics may say that this is an experiment-a. foolish theory. There they are wrong, England, Germany. France, in short, nearly all the great world powers have national school systems, following somewhat thc same method as I have outlined above. Their systems, too, are far superior to ours-but no, I should not say our system-for we have none, just a jumble of methods scarcely any two alike, with incompetent rural boards and teachers. It would be an economy, too, for it would be cheaper for the commun- ities, as they would have no expenses except their buildings and teachers, and they would save the funds that formerly went for the school boardsg it would benefit the nation, for anything that benefits the nation's youth helps the country. The benefit to the youth of the country can scarcely be measured. Pupils moving from one locality to another, would not lose the benefit of a semcsteris work, or would be Uput baekgw they would merely lose the time occupied in moving. They would not have to get acquainted with new hooks, methods, and lessons. The scholars would be taught the best things with the best books, in the best way. Do we want to be inferior to England, France, or Germany? No! So I hope, and firmly believe. that the United States will adopt a National school system in the near future. HNVINCIIELL Swxxcv. English III The teacher of our English class Has a heart that is very hard. But, I really think that I could pass, If it Wasn't for my card. Don't work S0 hard my girls and boys, But whisper some: discuss past joys, WVe don 't want all work and no play, '7 Mrs. Mclntyre is apt to say. l got a minus just last week, I know, I deserved a plus, l had to swallow it very meek, WI should have raised a fuss. I really think that I'm abused, l believe she picks on me, Gosh! I wish 't I was excused From taking English three. On Monday at the East High School, Most perfect lessons are the rule, The reason, we are well aware, Is two days in which to prepare. ' We 1 The Eminent nf AM getting old. I feel it in my frame, I see it in my scarred and wrinkled features, and when I look back through the years and re- call the days of my youth, it seems a very long time indeed. I cannot speak, as men do, of this earthly pilgrimage, for my experi- ence has been stationary. I am somewhat. like the countryman who, when asked how he spent the long winter evening, replied, 'tAh, some- times I set and think and sometimes I just set. The truth is, I have never moved an inch from his spot where I was placed many years ago. Yet I have not lived a useless existence. Long since a teacher in this room quoted these words from a blind man named Milton. They also serve who only stand and wait. So by just staying quietly in my place, I have been able to serve the needs of many a young person in search of education. et Sehnul Beal: I have often wondered what has become of all the boys and girls who have occupied the seat back of me and have stowed their books and papers in my interior. I have seen them go out from this room, never to return. I hope they have done well in life a11d that they think fondly, now and then, of the old desk which bore their hard knocks patiently and never gave away their secrets. Soon, I must give place to another, and be heap. But I have done my bestg and can do spoken an unkind word, never entertained an any living soul. Never have I been envious or do less than my simple duty. I shall now be glad to serve the world by carried out to the scrap no more. lhave never uncharitable thought of another desk or tried to disappearing from sight. -Same Hixsi-:oM. A ,filireshman Weather There is a certain instructor at East who is very popular, tespeeially among the ladiesi. He is short and of a dark complexion. They say that men of dark complexions are apt to be heartbreakers, and are dangerous, so beware. I will tell you something else toog but you must let me whisper it, for it is a profound secret. Listen-I am one of the very few privileged persons in school who know it, so you must feel honored to know this fact. It is this, he is a Hdudef' Of course, this is not known except to a very few, and it has been kept a strict secret by these few. P' 'O gtxfe uf I'm a heart-broken pencil of exactly one inch. In fact, lim on the last inch of my life. Although I'm only two months of age, I consider myself fully competent of revealing the misusage and ill-treatment a pencil receives at the hands of a fresh Freshman. To begin with, I was one of a group of 'gorgeously colored pencils in the main window of the Hfive and dime store. A small child just start- ing in high school and puffing with importance, strutted pompously along the avenue. As he came abreast of us, he was attracted by our flashing colors and entered. NVhen his feet next trod the avenue, I was displayed in his breast pocket. After I had reposed there in peace for half an hour and the youngster had reached his seat, I was rudely yanked from my resting place, and in His particular hobby is neckties, and there is a story circulated about the school that once, soon after the beginning of the Spring term, he promised a certain class of his that he would wear a different necktie every school day. It is said that he did too, although there were more than one hundred days of school. He is a very interesting teacher, and very fond of telling stories, Cespecially about his own experieneesj. He talks with a slight listhp, which seems very gentle and innocent, but-remember the dark com- plexionl ' -'ltIYl'IIiYN GR xv. at Itieneil about two minutes my master 's initials marred the beauty and rich col- oring of my skin. This was only the beginning of my troubles. I was dropped and broken and operated upon by a knife. My pretty rubber wig was worn and rubbed off. I was often used as a bomb and thrown at some enemy. But all this suffering was as nothing compared with the awful indignity to which I was subjected one morning as I accompanied my master into a Dutch class. Something written on the blackboard seemed to have affected his brain, for suddenly he picked me up and thoughtfully began to chew away my life. I cannot describe the humiliation I suffered from his teeth in the next forty-five minutes. Suffice it to say that I escaped with only one more inch to live. -EDWIN GAUMNITZ' U2 KW, The Stuheni I love my teaeher, l love my sehool, I always obey the Golden Rule. I always work from night to morn: No harder worker e'er was born. In Algebra, I'm the head of 1ny elass But yet l donlt dare hope to pass. If l get through by the skin of my teeth, I'll erown myself with a laurel wreath. But she ean't fool me, Ilve lived too long, II'hen a teaeher says that, there is something wrong. Now English, I thought, at lirst, was a eineh, But believe me, l've changed my opinion sinee, IVith reading reports, the talks, and the themes, It's an awful lot harder than it outwardly seems. Now don't enter Iligh Sehool believing it's fine, For it you don't work, but have a good time, You'll lind to your grief, your impression is wrong, Tho' the inventor of Latin was no friend of mine, There 's an exeellent ehanee that you won 't be there long. My teacher says I'm doing fine, -GERTRUDE HERMANN. ? 7 ' A glireshlnan 5 Qlnnrplami I ain't going to work at my lessons no longerg I ain't going to study at all 1 The teacher, she flunks me and seolds me eaeh day, she surely don't love Ilm going to quit for a messenger job and ride on the ears all the dayg me at all, Then I ean take all ot the time that I ehooseg l either ean work or ean play. I do try to study, but ain't got no luekg she ealls for the things I don't My mother and father and sister are all that object to this wonderful plan, know, But believe me. there won't be no sehools anywhere when I get to be a big It's, 4'VVillie. recite and 'iIVilliels not right' I ain't got one bit of a man. -A. Rerglund. show. Elilli Iliep' Zin I'm kep' when I'm tardy, I'm kep' when I'm late, I'm kep' for position. whieh means not settin' straight, Ifm kepl for my readin', I'm kep' for my ritin', I'm kep, in for 'jogeraphy, 39 P' guest giaigly Advice-More blessed to give than to receive. ' Athlete-A dignified bunch of musele able to slug but not to move pianos. Auger-Something that bores Clike ehorusj. Brain4Upper story in Arthur Ryan. Fare--Food at the luneh room. I Hut l'm hop' in most for titin', Iilll kep' in when my marbles eome rattlin' from my poeket. I'm kep' in when my matehes get mixed up with my roekets. In faet. I'm kep' in for most everything I do: 'But one jolly thing about it, folks, The teaeher's kep' in, tool -Cixssns Jonxsrox. 6 5 lhztrunarg Gallonflleasure to measure iee cream. Hit-The boys do it onee in a while in baseball. Sandwich-'l'wo hours of fussing with one seeond of study betweeneusu- ally served with minus sauee. flleeipe guaranteedj in hat at jlir21:1hn1em 0121111 41 n I 21111 quite sure tl121t if I were to say what a Fl'6tSlllll2ll1 ean do, 111y story lV0lllll be niueh shorter, llllt it is, I will begin witl1 whispering. As 21 word, whispering does llflt lllllilll nnieh but YVllCll 21 poor. little, innoeent l'll'0SllIllil11 ventures to do sneh Z1 thing he is suddenly eonseious of a pair of eyes c-entered i11 his direction 2111d l1e turns to lind l1is heloyed HF tearher looking IllOUl'lllcllllj' at l1i111 flllil he beeon1es 21w211'e, for the first tlllltl, that whispering is an l'l1IOXt'llS2llJl0 erinie. Another eriine, is frisking 2LlJ0l,lt at recess. NVhen Olli' is ill the grades, Oll0 21ets ehildishly and it is eonsidered quite the proper stunt. You eoine to lligh Sehool expeeting to net the s21111e and 211'e nnieh surprised to see stately looking figures Ill2lI'l'lll1lg 11p 2111d Ql0WVll tl1e l121ll. Vvllilf does it inean? You find to your CllSIll2lj' that you are supposed to do the same thing. lf' you aet otherwise, X011 are sure to hear 0110 of tl1e stately figures n1ur1n11r, Isn't that just like 21 F1'QSl1IH2l11?H A 1'l1'l?Slllll?l1l must I1Ot skip Chorus. If such a terrible tl1i11g should happen, he appears before our ehorus direetor and is 1'l?llllllllCl,l of the Law. There are several other things 21 Freshnian eanlt do sueh as, getting lIl0l'U than 0110 111i1111s 011 his card, hluffing Qyou are sure to be found outj g llllSt2llCl1lg' 21 Se11ior for 0116 of your fellow classmates, offering your opin- io11 to 21 teaeherg and there 21re several other things whieh are Sl1l'C to be n1et with the disapproval of our dear faculty of East High. --l'1o1..1 'lT11.1v1s. iii! W I12 1 iff21:2111:2 23211112211 EI Ili 1525111116111 emh EI Swim: HAT you desire, EIS I understaiid, is lllf0l'lll2lfl0ll eoneerning the lili'f0i'0lli'C between 21 Fll's'Slilll2lll and il Senior, this is an effort to tell yo11. ln the first plaee. Il Senior is three years, or so. Zlllitiltl ot' il I'll'0Slllll2lll, i11 kiiowledge. i,l0llSlKl0l'lllQ' this, they h21ye, l ilkllllli. 21 ee1't21in right to look upon 21 iFl'OSlllll21l1 as itll llli4l'l'llll', hut for all that, I don't think they give us all the respect we deserve. 'l'hey were all Freslnnen onee. The Ld1'CSl'lll1PI1 of the Pl't'Sl'11l' year, have, as 21 rule, EL vast respect for the Swniors. i l hfiye ohsef ved Freshies to subside i11to Zlllllllhlllg' silenee to wateh Royee illl2llIIllllO1'S. or C'21rl Siehert, or Paul Pepin, or so111e other of tl1ose fellows. I, niyself, have felt il, ee1't21i11 degree of awe 21s -l2li'lI. with his re111arkable figure, and his 4Lwell-1111net1121ted smile. passed l1y. 751 'Phat was during my first month. at sehool, by the way. lf 21111 going to give X011 il suggestion, honorable Se11iors. 'L We, the Fl'6Sl1lllf'll. don't know yo11. ln the 21l1lllt0l'll1lll, we are strang- ers. VVC don't know wl1o tl1ese hig fellows are wl1o get up o11 tl1e stage and l12111l i11 the applause. ldveryoiie prefers to note the 2lClliCVifl1lCl1lS of 2111 lll1llVl1lll21i rather tllilll of El sq1121d. How 02111 we feel interest ill East is g21ll10S YVll01l we don't know the t1'21111? The Mississippi darkey Llltlllit know who Lincoln was 1111til he did some- thing hig, and his 1121111e and f2llllO were 11oised over the world. The Seniors are doing hig things, but their fame and their name, in lbill'llt'lllill'. is 11ot getting flung EIS far 2111d as wide 21s it SllOlllll. ll011.t l sou11d like 21 Freshy? ii 7 0 wish somebody would stop to think that a pen has feelings, I sighed. And oh! Those tests, how I dread them! My head had just been almost chewed off by my owner, and I was suffering painfully. UI Wish her head would be chewed off some day,'l I remarked to the pencil lying near me. f'Don't you wish it might? Yes, she sighed. Only yesterday I fell out of my owner's hands and down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious for about an hour, I be- lieve, and when I came to, I was stepped upon by some heartless creat- ure, and almost crushed to death. I am so weak now, I can hardly write. We 'll have to do something to stop this everlasting cruelty, but what can we do? The only thing to be done is to go on a strike. Before I had time to answer, a bell had rung, and she was grabbed up by cruel fingers, regardless of her faint moan of distress. I was thrown into a desk and knocked senseless. I came to, however, and man- aged to look around in my dark recess. OhI This is a cruel world, sighed someone in distress. I looked up and presently noticed one of my relatives behind a huge book. I tried to comfort her by saying that this cruelty would not last forever, but she would not listen. 0hI my xfe uf H2115 aah Bendix neck, my neck, she moaned. Soon another bell rang and in a few minutes more, another. I heard my owner's footsteps approaching, and shivered with fear, for I knew what tI1at meant. As usual, I was right. A huge book was thrown in on top of us and one taken out. When I had regained consciousness, the room was very still and it was getting dark. What shall we do about all the everlasting cruelty and needless suf- fering that we are subject to L? said a voice. Go on a strike, I said with difficulty for I was very weak. HAII in favor of going on a strike, say faye,' said the fountain pen. Aye, aye, the shout filled the room. All right. Tomorrow 11one of us shall make any attempt to write. We will show our owners that we can have a rest once in a while. We all fell asleep comforted, for we knew that on the morrow, we would have revenge on our owners. I for one, was most comforted, and in spite of my half' chewed head and aching joints, I fell asleep to dream a dream of vengeance. -IG srl I 1-:R STICI N 111-:I.n'1'. ,jig jliirst gllay in cllfiigly Srltuul in 15155 O todayls IVilIiels first day in High School? Dear me, how time flies! My grandson in High School! And yet it seems as though my own High School days were only yesterday instead of all of fifty years ago. Do I remember my first day? Indeed I do! It was down at old East High, not the one you go to, but the building which stood where the Twin City Rapid Transit Company's aeroplane station is now. Oh, I know you children with your wonderful new nine-story building would make fun of the little old East, but with your system of elevators you need not take nearly so many weary steps as did we poor Freshmen, climbing to the third story where the Freshmen were housed. H Thereby hangs the tale that made my first day in High School memor- able, at least, to me. None of you were ever in the old building, so of course, you don't know where Room all in the Annex wasg for that was where the drawing class was held, and drawing was the first subject on my program. Bravely I set out for Room 44, and, because I did not want to be considered a Freshman, I was unwilling to ask the way. HI followed the crowd down the stairs to the second story, and really, I I, myself, do 110i know where I turncfl after that. Rut think how em- barrassed I was when I found myself, in the manual training depart- ment. Sevcral Sophomores,-I knew they were Sophomores because they a1'e the only ones who laugh at FI'l'SI1IliP11,-g'I'IlIIIULI at me and I heard whispers about the tFreshic.' My ears burned as I made my escape. I'pstairs and downstairs. I ran, until another Room 22 appeared, and I entered to fi11d the whole Glee Club practicing upon the stage of the auditorium. More grins and more whispers about the 'Freshief I do not know how ma11y more places I should have visited, if a kind janitor had not noticed me wandering in the halls after every one else was in class. I arrived in drawing ten minutes late, but Miss IVhitten only smiled and I forgot my embarrassment when another Freshman entered five minutes afterward. NVcII. I wonder if they have a means of preventing Freshmen from losing themselves in the new building? How many were late for classes today, Willii' -CLAIRE IIAVVKINS. We 6 if LX iff Nl-4'l Che Jfacultxg lxfwzf ff L Q' - 1 ' ! f Egg?1LfW7g-La 9 RE C, ,- ' I + MMM -an--MW W- --mM,., 2 .W - x.. . S . fig -K A F A YI! r ,K ix A -K Ais The Tearlyers' Qs,-Q15-QI'5 for 'Hickey' who sits ill HA roolll, Ulf there isn't less noise, something will happen soon. B is lt is C is Also D is And E is Ile's F is nxllfl G-is Gis H is She I is 'Indo Jis She K is for lier XYll0 ,lllSl silnply 4-an't frown, also for Batt-helder, best eoaeh in town. for Uook, who's a jolly good sort, for Case, Sill' 's of gentle report. for Donaldson hard, hut a 'gpeal-ll, also for Dahl, she is too young to flltltfll. for Erickson wllo teaelles us Swede: a native ol' Stoekhollll, on that we're agreed for Fun that we have in our classes, now, do you wonder that none of us passes? for Glen. he is jolly and round. for Gray-stands six l'eet lUl'OIll the ground. l'or Hayes, sure and liridgets her name, l'2llllt' lil'0lll old ll'Ul2lllll Zlllll worsllips the Siilll for lndolenee, the poor teaehers' t'lll'SO. ll'Ilt'tl or laziness, XVl'lll'll is the worse? for Jeter. the friend of us all, watehes the l'2lSlll0llS that t'Olllt' Ll0NVl1 the hall for Kindness that rules at East lligh, VVQ all of us eateh it we lllll'l'y hy. Lis for liotze. wllo trains the elass plays: ti Shes got all ol' llS t'll2l1'lll04l with her sn-hool-girlisll ways. Mis Mis Nis for 'Mellill wholll all hoys adore. for 3lOl JU'11S0ll-HSillllj' some lllOl'tl.'7 for NOil1l1lQ'-tl thing' we all know. In classes like Ml-lntyre's, 'cthis stuff donit. gof, 0 is for zeroes the teaehers lllill'li down, ln vain I should worries,f7 our sorrows we drown. P is for Prest, she's as snlall as 1-an he. P is for Pennell, with plusses he 's free. Q is for Qll211'I'QlS ol' the Cardinal Board, The tools ol' warfare they cannot afford. R is for llieh and you ean't whisper there: She lieree even tho' she gets lost ill her 1-hair. S is for Shilloek and Strohlneier, too. They teaeh you ill Hllllliflli, to say, 'All-h liehe S is for Sl'll2lt'HlCl', why doesn't he grow? ,Xlso for Spohn, what doesn't he know '? T is lor Towne, yes, and this we eau tell, you. What you learn in his classes, j'0ll.l'G apt to know wc U is for l'll'ey-the girls think he 's grand As his XYllllC llandkerellief, he winds round his l V is for Xrtllllllllll wllo edits the Spee, Hut after this Cardinal, 'twill he a sad wreek. W is For XV0l7Si0l'. the last hut not least. NVe are I'ol' XV0llSflll', Zllld XVPllSil'l iS for ltlast. X is for erosses lllili 901110 with mistakes Found on every paper illffll Oilvll of ns lllEllUtS. Y is for Hyes' that we say when prepared. lklllll ,lt we llilllllil' studied. we Sllllllltlllif have dared, Z is lilll' HZ0lll1ClS.ii the expression to use Xvliflll the Vardinal Board your feeling:f's ahllse. 57 RFK C' Usarhers uf gait ggigly PRINCIPAL, VVILLIAM F. XVEBSTHR. Comme rcial: DANIX, DIARY H. QStO1IO.D GRAY, RAYMOND H. PENNELL, EIIOENE D. TJOSSEN, LESTER. Dl'Gfll. i7lg : XNVHITTEN, JULIA G. CFR Dub E7l!jZ'fSlI : BER, AADELAIDE M. DAIIL, A-XNNA D. FERGUSON, CLARE I HYAYES, BRIDGET '-JETER, JANE LOTZE, :EIAZEL E. EBICDILL, G'ENEYIICV1'I S. BIERRILL, AGNES KRICH, ELIZAEIAYMEI SOHAEEI-'ER, C. F. A SPOIIN. AVGITST L. RSTANTON, ATIT.X L. XVENNUM, RALIIII E. T. Foreign Langurlgcx: AACKERSON, WILLARII H. CLQI. K G61'.D COOPER, HELEN CFr.D DANN, EDITHA L. CGQIIU ERICKSON, XYICTOR L. CSwOdiShD KGJIGMS, LINA K. CLatinj XHAGEN, PETRA A. CXOI'se 8: GOLD AMOINTYRE, MARY R. CLqt. 85 HiSt.j x SIIILLOOK, Y-XNNA F. CGQI-.D A STROHMICIER, LYIIIA K. CGCILD Economics and Civics: IILRFIY, SHARON S. History: KDONALIISON, I'lI,l'IANUR AHAWES, H ARRIET M. BIORTENSON, IIARY E. Homo Erronomfics: HUBBRXRD, GICRTRITDIC A. CSOW- ing? PARLIN, FLORENCE XV. CAp. Artj BICNIE, BIARY B. CCOOki11g'D Man ual Traiizing : JOHNSON, R. R. GLENN, EVERXi'l 1' G. CMe0h. DI'.J 31-CBIILLAN, BICRTIIA L. CMQOII. D125 RAY. FLOYD XV. CShOp Wk.j ROBERTSON. XVII. D. CShOp NVk.J Mafia 0 matics : X ISENNETT, I'1I.LI'R.X -VASE. M. MAUII CUCKBITRN. EDNA G. COLE, RUTH F. CURRAN. AIIITGH A. WDCFCKFN, ELIZARETII G. Science: 'BA'I'C1IELIIER, HENRY E. KCIIQIILD 'CLII-'FORIL JULIA B. CBOtaIIyj XCOOK, LOUIS G. CCheIII.D XPREST, IXIARION CLab. Asst.D TOWNE, J UDSON R. CPhySicSj SLIFlCR,1XR'1'HUR C. CPh. Sa C'1 GOOD My Dear Friends: I wish you could always be happy, yetl know gray days will come. But is it really the dark cloud which makes you sad? Have you never found ecstacy in a pouring cloud and you drenched with rain P Not the cloud, not the rain, and not your fortune be it great or small, can fence happiness from you. Yet how much you let these thingsfunreal thingsidistress you. The loss of some entertainment, the want of some new apparel, the failure of preferment,-any of these is black disaster. So you place your happiness outside your own control, you make your- selves weeping slaves of circumstances. Happiness will not be found in a theatre, a dance-hall, in large wages, in higher position, happiness is not a plaything to be tossed to you or snatched from you by others. That is life's cruelest illusion. Each is a master conjurer who can make in his soul a brightest heaven, and to work this wonder, your need is small. Ruddy health, which knows no pain and exults in strength, a chance to labor at the thing you like, a fair return to keep out the cold and build against the day when you cannot work, a few friends who love, and will not forget the long days of love in some short minute of anger, and simple faith that God's in his heaven and cares for you, -Aflhcse are the real things, and these I wish for you. Cordially yours, W. F. WEBSTER. I Q., mistaken Zlhentity HREE of the me11 of the East faculty went 011 a duck hunting trip some time ago up in tl1e northern part of the state. During the return l1ike through fill' dark to the nearest railroad station, an incident occurred, which goes to sl1ow what a perfectly good imagination and the aro111a of a certain wild tllllllliil can do, for a 1112111 with a deep sporting instinct. P'st, it seems to me the aroma of a wood pussy pervades the air, came in almost a thunderous tone through the silence of the night, though in reality, it was b11t a whisper from HL. G. G, Who, acting as guide, led the silent procession along the trail. With caution HJ. R. T. and UH. E. B. joined HL. G. C. to pierce the darkness for the where- about of tl1e source of the aroma which seemed to grow stronger. P'st, I see it, whispered 'K-I. R. T., Whose knowledge alld trai11- ing in physics probably enabled llllll in the dark to focus his eyes on the source of da11ger i11 our path. After m11ch pointing and strai11ing of eyes, they did sure enough make out a.. spot of White a short way ahead, directly in their path. W l7'st, let me get a bead on the V2'1I'lI1lI1f,H said HJ. ll. T., as he stepped to the tore, bringing his trusty gun to his sl1o11lder. A bang, like a peal of tl11111der, rent the atmosphere and. after silence reigned once again, they listened attentively and strained their eyes to get the effect of J, R. T. 'sn 1l1llI'dEI'Ol1S volley. HSee it quiver, you got it, KJ. R.,' cried L, G. C, and right there HL. G. C. delivered a eulogy tit for a king. Cautiously, they approached the now quiet white spot which loomed up larger in the darkness. ln the middle of the trail, riddled with holes, lay an old crumpled 11ewspaper. Hlluhll' says HJ. R. T. 'tHaw, Haw! laughed HL. G. C. Onward they wended their way again i11 sile11ce, confident, at least, that the source of the aro1na had departed for other parts. -H. E. BATCIIELDER. Extra The Need of Guides for E. H. S. Teachers-A Well Known and Popular English Teacher Guided by Freshmen. As yo11 may lil1OXV, it was rumored that a. passage way was to be built from the main building to the annex by way of L' and tl1e Domes- tic Science roo111s, but it there ever was SllCl1 a pla11, it was never carried out. This r11111or reached tl1e ears ot' a well-k11own English teacher, located, we think, i11 E roo111. One day sl1e Cncver having been informed of the change in tl1e planl decided to use the IIGYV passage way to get to the cooking roo111. Upon reaching L', she looked around for tl1e door of the passage b11t it, of course, was nowhere to be found. Just then, an inno- cent looking l'll 0Sl1lllHl1 tluttered i11to the P00111 and tl1e bewildered teacher asked tl1e way to tl1e cooking room. HOI1, down this way, sweetly replied the little Freshinan, Zllld piloted the East High vet- eran dow11 tl1e stairs, thro11gl1 the 2l1lIllf0I'lUlll, Ellltl i11to the annex to the cooking room. Miss Meljill humbly thanked her guide for showi11g her th'e well- trodden path with which sl1e was so familiar Hlld left the self-satisfied pilot to boast to other fellow Stllll01ll'S of l1er honor. Thus we advocate guides for E. ll. S. teachers, especially for those who are too llllSy to keep pace with the current events of East High. Fellow st11dents! Think tl1is over Zlllll do all you C2111 to lllillill it easy for tl1e dear teachers to find tllttlf' way Zlllflllt our scl1ool. jlirank Glnmments jlnheeh-tlfmmh vw llfwrsl 1. There is a great deal oi' profane language used, b11t this docsnlt really spoil tl1e story as the author l1as a good vocabulary. I like 1t.-- Book Review on llenry Esmond. 2. Thackeray's sentences are very good, but you kind of mingle 11p with so Illillly lords a11d ladies tl1at it is 1nonoto11ous. 3. What l like is the eo111plete t'ore.thought of the Germans i11 their equipments, from their huge 111aehine-guns and Zeppelins down to the second set of suspender buttons on the trousers. 4. I picture myself on the battleneld giving a glass of water to a feverish soldier and with words of cheer brighten l1is departure into eternity. 5. There were eight childre11 i11 the family and all were Germans. tStrange.l isa Sfrhnnl Primm: LESSON I XVho is that man? V That is Mr. Schacifer. 6 ls that a mustache on his lip Sh--yes, my dear. No, he keeps it trimmed very short. XYill he bite? No, he is as gentle as a lamb. XVhosc lamb is he? YVhy Marys of course? What does he eat to make him so round and rosy? A bin' lunch that Mrs. Jones had made in the lunch room. VVhy does he wear it there? Is it long enough to clip in his coffee? vpv, ai.. ,Qa ,'ff:,Z1-fL.1Af f- -. ', LESSON II O-o-oh- Look! VVho is thc nice man? Is he the president? Why do the children treat him so respectfully? How well the children like him! NYho is he! Ah! yes-I remember he is the most important man in school-he makes the wheels go 'round LESSON III NVho is this? Is it a Freshie,-no? A Soph, and so young? A teacher, did you say? Impossible ! Tell me, why does he wind his handkerchief around his hand? Is it the fashion? Is he in pain? Oh, no! That is merely a habit of his. Vtlhy does he always call on the same ones for special topics? Does he show partiality, or is that just anothcr habit? I don lt know. Maybe they do that in Indiana. Z., 57 Qihe Qblgmpir Giulia anim Gnhhessvs Jupiter - XV. F. Mfehster Pan - - - Claude Sehaeffer Juno Jane Jeter liaffehus - - Lester Tjossein Minerva - Bridget Hayes Proserpine Adelaide Ber Venus llazel llotze Nemesis Eleanor Donaldson Apollo - Earl Baker Vulcan - Floyd Ray Diana Mary Mortensen Cupid Sharon lllrey Mercury Eugene Pennell Ueres Julia Vlitford Mars llugh Furran Vesta Mary MeNie Iris - Anna Dahl Neptune Arthur Slifer Pluto August Spohn 9' Q 5 Q Atlemurxtr Sagmitgss Now this talking's got to stop. l won 't stand it any longer. This is the worst elass l have ever had. -Acxns. -Miss lhxy. Hfluriously enoughl' Cto get the eorreet effect. Shake the index fin- Hllas anyone in the elass their lesson this evening? ger of your right hand before the end of your nosel. -MR. l'I,1:1-JY. -MR. VOUK. '4You eouldn't he a hookkeeper for a peanut stand. Now, it's rather interesting-- -MR. l'1f:NNm.1,. ,X gM1ss XYho looks a Miss ol' sweet sixteen And has that way denture? VVho does not like a teaeher seem, Of that we are quite sure, XVho never hawls a pupil out Or eauses one to worry? XVho's always on her dignity, XVho's never in a hurry? Beware of that tear-her Mellill. Her lessons are always up hill, You're sure hound to tlunk, It your lessons are punk. Molwexsox. whos 1331111 at East For a, minus she lll serateh with her quill. NYho sketehes in a line or two And everything looks rosy To the poor henighted l'll'USlllllilll Stude XYho tries to draw a posy? Her hair is light and fluffy, too, Some say it's really curly. My goodness graeious, don 't you know 'Q That Florenee Parlin girlie. There eanie a new guy Last seniester to High. By the girls, he was tho 't quite a feature: But alaek and alas Wlhen they went to a class They found the new guy was a teaeher. tsl N'-Q Q1 1 T L. I X F ' 5 ll-ri' I C. Ural Place--Europe. Ti1new19l-1, 1915, 1916. Characters-England, Germany, lielgium, France, Russia, Austria Portugal, Turkey, Scrvia, Blontencgro, Uncle Sam, Italy, and others. ACT I-Scicxic I. Europegrkn Open Field. C ui'1ain rises on England. Gerinany. Belgium, ll?ll'i1lli'0, Russia, Austria. Portugal, Turkey, Scryia, Italy, 3IOl1I01'1G,L'1'O, Uncle Sam and others, playing together, hut divided into two groups. England, France and Russia are the leaders on one side, Germany, Austria and Italy are the leaders on the other side. Germany, France, England, Russia and Austria are all quarrelsome and looking for trouhle, while Ilnclc Sam stands at one side and seems of a more peaceful disposition. Austrian Cto Servia14Giye ine that apple. RAT Q.. rx -.1 7, ity lag SUl'l,'IlIfI won't. rl1L.9fl'1.llfIill take it then. Iitcssizz Cthreateninglyj-Leave my little brother alone, Austria! Austria-I shan't. Cllits Seryiaj Russia-I told you to leave him alone, CHits Austriaj Uffllllllljl-S01' here. Russia, you leave my friend, Austria, alone or I'll whip you. QRussia is busy piling up stones. Germany turns to France, but Bel- gium stands hctwcen them.j Germmzy-Staml aside there, Belgium, and let me at France. I2wZgiumiNo, I won't. ttlermany attacks Belgium, soon knocks him down and tramplcs on him.j Franccfl am ready for you now, Germany. Thanks to plucky Belgium. Geriizavry fto Belgiumj-Take that. Qfliyes prostrate Belgium a final kick, and rushes pell-mell at Franeej l86 .5 Q I. fi -1 Q - England-See here, Germany, you are fighting my friends, France and Russia, and you have beaten 1ny protege, Belgium, so I am going to help them lick you. You need it. tEngland, France and Germany fight at one side. Austria., Servia and Russia at a distancej Sei-:NE Il. Another part of the field. Germany anfl Anstrlae-Help us, Italy, help your friends. Italy-I guess not, it isn't my quarrel. Germany and :11LSllI'Z'11-Xvllill fix you later, Italy. Help us, Turkey, and we'll show you how to fight. CTurkey reluctantly joins them.j Uncle Sanz. Cwho has been speechless with surprise, recovering from the shoekj-See here, fellows, are you crazy? Stop that. QTries to sep- arate them.j Gernmny and Ansfrlrz-No, we don 't want to stop. VVe'll get them where we want them yet. France, England and Russia.-Let us at them, we don't want to stop. CUnele Sam gives up in despair and goes oft on the right.j Uncle Sam Qasidei-I guess I had better look at my own weapons. l might get hurt if I am unprotected. CTightens his belt, puts on his glovesj Portugal Casidej-Germany seems to be having a pretty tough time of it. I guess I will join the fight. I may get seine of the spoils. tPor- tugal joins the fight against Germany and Austria..j Curtain. ACT II-Selena I. CSame place. Some hours later. Fight still going on.j Gernmny-Ouch, that isn't fair, Uncle Sam. They don 't fight fair. Uncle S0771-I should worry. Belgium, France, Russia. and England-See here, Uncle Sam, it isnlt fair for Germany to do that. CUncle Sam pays no attenti0n.j France-There, I hit him a good one. CStriking Germany.j Germany-'l'ake that then Qpommeling Franeej. There that will fix Eng-- land, too. tDeals England a blow in the baek.j England-Is that so V? CJoins the conflict with renewed vigonj Belgium-Oh, I am so weak, won 't somebody help me? Uncle Sain.-llere, this will fix you all right. C Gives him some food, medi- cine and clothing.j Belgium-I am so grateful. You are the wisest of us all, Vncle Sam. tThey pause to rest.j Uncle Sain CSeeing all looking weary, and no better off than when they startedj-Say, fellows, don't you want me to help you to stop now? You have all had enough. Let me fix it up for you. Germany, Austria and Turlrcyv-No, welll lick them yet. England, France, Russia, Etc.-I should say not, we are winning. Uncle Sanz-All right, but you will wish that you had accepted my offer. CStarts collecting the articles that those fighting had left when the quarrel startedj Germany, Austria and Turkey fatter an unsueeessful rallyb-Uncle Sam, we are willing to stop fighting if they will let things stay as they are. Vnelc Sanz-All right. England, France, Russia, are you willing to stop and leave things as they were? England, Ffrczncc, Russia fatter consulting togetherj'eNVe are willing to make peace with Germany and Austria on those terms, but Turkey must go. Germany and AnstriafAll right. Turkey-Oh, don't leave me to the mercy of these cruel monsters. CGermany and Austria formally shake hands with France, Russia and England. D Ilerniany and Austria-eYou must take care of yourself Cto Turkeyi. England, France, Rnssirz, Etc.--New for Turkey. Turkey-Help! Mercy! QFrance, England, Russia., fall upon Turkey and dismember h im. J ACT II--gCENE II. Sunset-The Open Field. Germany, Austria, England, France, Russia, tattered, bleeding, bruised and tired, looking out over the field which shows the marks of the recent fight. Uncle Sam bustling about. G0'I'7l'l.fl7IjjJhhv01l, now to get started to work again. Englundflluhl XVhat work have we to do? Uncle Sam is doing our work. Look, there he is with his arms full of packages from South America. That queers me. Frfznce-There he is 11ow starting for China and Southern Asia with a basket full of stuff. That 's what we used to do. Ifussicz-Where did he get those things? llerinany-Ile made them. Ile used to swap a good deal with me, but suppose he wonlt now. Ile spends all his spare time helping Belgium fix up his playhouse. France Cregrettullyj-I lost everything I had and gained nothing. The doctor bills alone have nearly swamped me. England!-All l got was a wing of Turkey and I lost out with the rest of the boys. Ilm sick. I can 't be captain of the team any more. Uncle Sam is the whole thing now. Russia-lt will take me a long time to get well and all I got for my trouble was a drum-stick from Turkey, and that 's all gone but the bone. Uncle Sum-All's well that ends well. All-But then llncle Sam is all right just the same and we ill catch up after while. -ALBERT XVACKERMAN. A 'ifrairsanhine IULIIQIRQ N all sides of us stretched the great Argentine pampas like a silent and motionless sea, on all sides of us the horizons were scarcely visible in the hot haze of dust that the vast herds of cattle roam- ing these feneeless plains stir up in their wanderings. For long hours, we travelled through this monotonous landscape, the incessant rattling of the train lulling us into drowsy lethargy. As the long twilight, peculiar to those elimes, had begun to cool the sun-baked earth, we arrived at Men- doza, queen of the eastern slopes. An hour or so later, We sat on the balcony of the hotel watching that miracle, a sunset on the summits while the valleys are plunged in darkness. Gradually, the roseate tints faded from the snows and all that could be seen of the myriad mountain ranges was a grim outline of ragged peaks against the star-strewn bowl of the heavens. The next morning, in the gray dawn, we boarded the diminutive rail- way that was to take us over the highest mountains of the NVestern hemi- sphere. For the first few kilometers, the little engine puffed and shrieked through the great vineyards of Mendoza. 'l'hese vast fertile valleys are one mass of grape vines that present a most beautiful and symmetrical ap- pearance. But it was not long before our already limited speed became noticeably reduced and I surmised that we had already begun the titanic task of climbing to the top of Iispallata pass. At first, we made our way tortuously around the great molehills at the foot of the Andes, following closely the course of the Rio Mendoza. It seemed, as we gazed at the great heights before us, that our Lilliputian locomotive would never fulfill its ambition. Slowly it wheezed and coughed its way up the steep ineline. Every minute the scenery grew more savage, more awe-inspiring. until we reached the higher altitudes, where divested of its vegetation, the Andes rose naked and stern, from the petty world we had just left. As I gazed at the gigantic rocks that towered beyond the clouds, I felt much relieved to discover we had merely passed througn the first tun- undcr the influence of our own small thoughts in the busy cities of men. I was overwhelmed with these feelings when, suddenly, we were plunged into a dark void that echoed thunderously, like a cataract. Before I had time to become terrified, we again emerged into the light of day and I felt much relieved to diseover we had merely passed through the first tun- nel. In the short time that it took us from there to reach the summit of the pass, we encountered some forty of these tunnels. Mlhen, at last, we did reach the summit we stumbled out of the ears at the small stone station of l'spallata, bewildered at the grandeur of the incomparable scene. As far as the eye could reach, Hbulwarks of eternal snows stretched like the million spires of a vast cathedral. Without a doubt, we were on the roof of the worldfl I'nable to realize that I was really awake, unable to appreciate so marvelous a reality, I stared, so that the picture might remain indelibly stamped upon my brain, so, that in the days to come, when wearied with the detail of unbeautiful work, I could sit back in my chair and see it all again, each time gaining a new consolation, each time seeing something that I had missed before. My ecstasy was broken into by the shrill whistle calling all aboard. I sa.t in a trance during the rest of the journey, unheeding the raking noises of the eog wheel. M'ith kaleidoseopic effect, the panorama slipped by. I caught a fleeting glimpse of the statue of the Vhrist of the Andes. placed on the borderline? further on, I saw a mule train slowly climbing the nar- row path of the old pass. a thousand feet beneath us: and. as we gathered speed from the descent. the hues of the vari-colored cliff on the opposite side of the valley merged into a wonderful rainbow that would shame the one in the clouds. Almost before we realized it. we were again in the midst of the foot- hills that seemed to climb to us rather than we to descend to them. At this point. my attention was called from the mountains and I saw to my delight, in the distance, the great blue oeean that washes the shores of Vhile. There, between those two Volossuses, the Andes and the Pacific. what human being would not feel his own insignitieanee. Yet, in spite of this, his heart swells within him and he believes himself' capable of the deeds of San Martin, who crossed the same pass a hundred years ago, to champion the cause of liberty against Spanish oppression. VVe journeyed on for several hours. .lust as the sun sank beneath the waves, we entered the beautiful city of Santiago finishing the most memor- able ride of my life. -XY. S. Niiwisifiuizy. iss ggglfff Zfrnm a Stuhnnti Bnint nf iliiem If you can study hard WVl1C11 all about you, Are having jolly tin1es outdoors and in, lf you can let tl1e fellows tease and tau11t you, Nor answer back, but take it with a grin, If you can k11ow your lessons well Qnot perfeet,j- Yet find the time for other things as well, On being rushed 11ot giving way to grumbling, And always have a cheerful tale to tell, lf you can pass a quiz tho? unexpected, On failing, not give way to bitter thought, If you can tight the beckoning temptation, And be a better man for having fought, If you 021.11 always do your ow11 translating, No matter if the sense is hard to get, O11 being asked by other students for it, Have courage to refuse with lips firm set 3 If you can give the teacher your attention, And concentrate your thoughts on what is said, If you can do your best WhC11 you'1'e reciting, And don't give way to fear, nor lose your head, If you can work with the teacher, 11ot against her, And enter into work with eager zest, And always do the thing that's asked with pleasure, Yet not forget to do your very best, If you can mingle with the proud and modest, And not eonfine yourself to either one, lf you can take advice when it is given, And not be led, and know just what to shun, lf you 02111 keep your temper every minute, Nor lose your head when everything goes wrong, You are prepared to meet Life is seorns and rebuffs, To you success and happiness belong. -Jnssm BE CKER. QHHQ Celimpse nf Glam-hug Fifife T was the dead of a chill September night. Everyone else in the house was sound asleep, I could not even dozc. I was sleeping with my sister, and the sound of her regular breathing drove me almost to distraction, I groped around in the dark for a comforter and wrapped it around me, intending to go down stairs. There was a small window just above the third step, which was so conveniently located that when one sat on this third step he could get a far view from the window. As I passed the little window, I saw the full moon, looking cold and serene in the clear sky. The sight was so alluring that I decided to sit on the stairs and watch it for a While. There were millions of twinkling, fussy, nervous, little stars, bowing and nodding. Thus I sat, holding the eomfortir closely around me and looking out into the clear chilly night. There was a railroad not more than two hundred feet from the house, and the moonbeams shining on the steel rails made them glisten and sparkle. I heard the clock strike the half hour and then everything lapsed into silenfe. Some fifteen minutes had passed when I raised my head from the comforter, where I had buried my cold nose, and happened to glance down at the tracks. I saw two dim moving figures. On they came, silently and grimly, casting huge shadows before them. They seemed to fascinate nie. As they came nearer, I could see them distinctly in the clear moonlight. They were two tall, well-built inen, wearing broad sombrcros, light colored clothing, and high boots. Whten they came opposite the window, they stoppedg I held my breath and shrank back from the ledge. VVhen I looked out again, they were gesticulating and pointing toward the ground on our side of the tracks. Finally, they walked over to a level spot a little way from the tracks. Then they both lay down fiat on their stomachs, pushed back their som- breros, and rested their heads on their arms. Later they built a fire and a faint t'toot of an engine was heard in the distance. As the train came toward them, they stamped the fire out with their heavy boots. The two men crouched back into shadows until the engine had passed. It was a long train of box cars. After a few minutes, they went up to the moving cars, mounted one of them, and then, standing erectly and towering above everything, simultaneously fired two revolver shots into the air. The noise of the discharge seemed to break the charm. I gave a scream and made for the bedroom, soon followed by other mem- bers of the family who insist to this day that I had a nightmare. ,The next morning, however, I had a bad cold and was too sleepy to keep my eyes open. -Resin Pacon. Hlurhsmnrth ORDSNYORTH is truly a child's poet. I met this poet for the first time when I was a child of eight in his 4'NVe are Seven, and I understood him then as well as I do now. IIe is a poet one can never forget. His is a poetry that strikes home. In reading it, the door of the past opens and we look back upon the days of childhood with a new interest. Many happy incidents are recalled, and many visits with nature return to cheer a11 otherwise dreary day. When I read XVordsworth, I feel as though I were discussing my life with some old friend: a friend who had shared my childhood fancies and grown up by my side. Vtfordsworth brings forth more effectually and beautifully than any other poet, living or dead, the little joys. the unrea-- sonable mind, the pranks, and the imaginative superstitious mind of the child. His might is simple and true. His words are not empty instru- ments of fiattery. They are concise, simple, strong, human, and best of all. truthful. NVordsworth's poetry is like some beautiful rustic peasant girl, who needs no jewels nor rare laces to bring forth the beautiful features of her physique. Her simplicity of dress proves that the beauty lies in her own qualities, and not in adorimient. So it is with this nature poet, this phil- osopher, this teacher of the good and wise: his poetry does not need fig- ures of speech, nor lofty phrases, nor complicated grammatical construe- tions to make it magnificent. It is strong: it is forccfulg it is inspiring in its simplicity, it is magnificent because--well just because Ivordsworth has written it. From this poet I have learned the value of knowing nature: the beauty of truthfulness, the fineness of all simple, uneventful lives: the worth of being alone, and getting acquainted with one 's self, and lastly the right way to appreciate the days of my happy, innocent, care-free childhood. -ANNA IIULT. l90 The New Weather ELL, l'd just like to see him, said big Jed Toburn, as he rolled back his blue shirt sleeve from his brawny arm. 'tlld like to sec the city guy that any edicational board can pick out that can stick more than three days in Anton, and big Jed threw out his chest and glared down upon his enchanted audience. The audience grinned its approval through dirty, unwashed faces, and their heads swam with mental pictures of 'fthe new school teaeher's finish. Every boy there knew that Anton was reputed the hardest possible post for any teacher, and every boy there professed to be proud of it. Anton certainly deserved its reputation, no doubt about that. Three teachers had lied in quick succession and the new term had barely begun. Anton's bad boys were the cause of it all. The town was possessed of one small school house, generally minus a teacher, of a score or more of Hbad boys g and a board of very puzzled and irate directors, who searched the nearby cities for pugilistic school teachers, and who raged inwardly and outwardly at Anton's so-called bad boys. Most of the boys were small, some were fair to middlin' and a few were larger, and Jed, the acknowl- edged leader, was as large as any man in Anton. Big Jed. was generally spoken of as a Hscrappcr from away back, and if any of the others re- sented his over-lordship, no grumbling word ever reached his ears. The bunch had just heard that another teacher was on his way to Anton, and they had gathered with big Jed, overalls and all, to discuss this new and amazing phase of the question, and to plan an appropriate, and cordial welcome for the newcomer. They speculated as to the prob- able size and physical attainments of the latest recruit, and gloated over the fate of the vanquished three. The first teacher had fled hastily and wrathfully from Anton on the eve of the second day. Whniii he looked calmly over his tortoise shelled spectacles at Jed, and requested, in a refined and lady-like tone that Jed should either recite or leave the room, Jed after a long moment of open- mouthed astonishment, had left, and then thrown a cabbage, with a sur- prising degree of accuracy, through the open window. As Jed was a sure shot, the cabbage landed precisely where he had intended it should, and that same night the new master fled through a frightful rainstorm, carry- ing his satchel under his coat and a mammoth bump under his hat. The second, in a moment of desperation, had threatened to whip Jed and indicated, by way of elucidation, a small birch rod that stood by his desk. Jed and the school rebelled at this unheard-of indignity, and had 911 marched out, never to return, in spite of the pleadings of all Anton, until a new teacher had been installed. The third, a quiet and studious being, with a long dormant temper, had been so aroused by Jed's tormcnts that, in the heat of an argument, he called Jed a liar. The whole school, Jed in the lead, had taken the re- pentant pedagog down and doused him in the river. And now, another was on his merry way. Jed was bragging as he usually bragged before the arrival of a new teacher from the city, that no one could teach in Anton but by his leave. The boys told him of the rumor that the new one was a tennis champion, and Jed scoffed at the idea of a mere tennis champion ever being able to conquer him. Never- theless, the boys looked forward to the morning with ever increasing in- terest. Next morning, they gathered early and went to school in a body, pre- pared to meet any number of tennis champions. Big Jed approached the door first with the others tagging at his illustrious heels. Arrived, he stood dumb for a long and soul-trying minute, staggered, stood amazed, and finally, with a dazed and bewildered expression on his face, tiptoed across the room and took his scat. The others rushed up to fill the gape, stared open-mouthcd and then they followed his noble example. Jed took out a book and studied for perhaps the first time in his rowdy life, and the others, glancing at the new occupant of the official chair, did likewise and applied themselves industriously to their several books. The day passed, and peace and quiet reigned in the little schoolhouse. At night, the story sped abroad. The secretive members of the board of directors winked big satisfactory winks at each other, and the boys grinned widely, but refused to answer questions,-that is, all but one or two. When their solicitous parents asked how they liked the new teacher, their soiled grins widened and they responded heartily, 'fSwell. Where is Jed 'Zu someone asked, UAW, he stayed to talk to teacher, came the answer, and all the town wondered. But when the town saw Jed. big towheaded Jed, strolling nonchantly down the street, carrying a tennis racquet in one of his big red fists and wearing a pleasing smile on a face that was clean, they looked in wonder at the teacher. They found a tiny, white-clad wisp of a girl, with her fuzzy yellow hair tied down by a perky red bow, with her blue eyes a- twinkle, and her rosy lips curved in an enchanting smile. They sighed a sigh of relief and then they laughed long and heartily, for they knew that the question was solved. ,jmlnnhag manning ONDAY morning, eight olclock, and still no washwoman: VVell,'l sighed mother with a look at the clock, I must get that wash- ing out today, thatls all there is to it. The woman will be here soon, and if she isnlt, maybe I can do it myself. Oh, if it wasnlt for Florence behaving as she does, I'd accomplish so much more. Here, she gave three-year-old me a regretful look and started for the basement and that Washing. I, being young and therefore inconsiderate of anyonels feelings other than my own, determined that mother should play with me. Upon reaching this momentous decision, I hurried, as fast as my chub- biness would permit, to the top of the basement stairs. From this point of vantage, I could see mother bending over her tub and could hear the Swish, swoshl' of the soap suds back and forth in the washer. I stuck my head through the door and called in a loud and commanding voice, 'tllIuver, I wanta play, ,tome play, muverfi Mother, immediately looked up. Beholding her darling leaning at a most dangerous angle over the stairs, she hurried to the rescue. HBaby, for goodness sake, do be good just this one morning. lXIother's in a dreadful hurry. This house looks as if a cyclone had struck it, and that washing must be donef' She then deposited me on the tioor and, after some ten minutes of more or less strenuous work, succeeded in putting on my shoes. Again, she started for the regions of toil. She did not get far, however. I was angry because I had no playfellow, therefore I determined that if I eouldn 't play, she shouldn't wash. Nllluver, 'l I calmly stated, 'Ivey is nails in my shoe. Take it oft' pease l ' ' NVhy, Florence, there are no nails in your shoe. I just this minute put it on. I'm sure there were no nails in it. Don't bother me, I must finish my work. VVith this, she hurried downstairs and left me to ponder the subject. I did not ponder long. I toddled down the stairs and stood beside her. I generally liked to stand there and watch the white soap suds wash against the tub and hear the rub-a-dub-dub'7 of the clothes as the woman rubbed them over the board. Today, however, I was far from contented, and, after watching the process gravely and without interest for sometime, I remarked, suddenly, and seemingly without the slightest reminder, f'Muv- cr, vey is nails in my shoe. After making this somewhat startling exclamation, I waited to see what effect would be produced. I had fondly imagined that mother would drop everything and take off the offending shoe to please and content her baby. Therefore, I awaited results. I watched patiently for a minute, then I looked in wonder and disap- pointment at my generally devoted mother, only to ind her washing as if she had not heard me speak. I decided to try again, I presume on the principle of, 'tif at first you don't succeed, try, try againfl This time, my statement, L'vey's nails in my shoe, muver dear,'l was received in the same way. Stony silence reignedg for some time nothing was to be heard but the Hswish, swoshm of the suds. But I was not discouraged. and, in spite of the fact that mother's lips were pressed into a tight straight line that showed she was provoked, I raised my voice once more in a long, complaining wail, Hhiuver, vey is nails in my shoe. This time I, at least, got results. Mother turned around and came toward me. She picked me up and shook me and sat me down hard on the basement tioor. In spite of this, there was an un- mistakable triumph in my eye. She hurriedly unlaced the shoe and felt within it, then, turning to me she said, t'Florence, I knew there were no nails in that shoe and now, I suppose you're satisfied, arcn't you '? I've a notion to give you a good shaking. Nails in your shoe. Indeed! There 's not a sign of a nail. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you know as well as I do that there are no nails in that shoe. Herei was my chance, so looking innocently into her face, I reiterated, 'LO yes, vey is, muver, vey is, too, nails in my shoehtoe nails, muver, toe nails. I92 ,iii BllIlUZiB5 Our lligh Sehool davs are ended. As we stand . K 1 ' 7 Feai 11102 vet ho nn0'. ne xr the lOl10'0ll-TOT' door . D - 2' ' D . 'Which leads troin elnldhood s home to reg-'ions vast . T-T . And whieh, onee passed, ean neler be entered more. Before we ooen it with trembling hand. Q 21 f We iause a moment- ause and wonder o er the mast. 5 A vision eomes before us of the way: The four y. ar's journey whieh is now Complete, The hills and roeks that eaused us toil and pain, The gentle roads that rested talt'ring feet, And ever, here and there. a eheering ray Ot sympathy or kindness brightens up the plain. How far away the distant door appeared When we to make this journey first essayed : llow sieep and d lngerous the tar-oll' hills. How numerous the blunders that we made! Yet soon the passage, onee so greatly feared. Grew sinootherg patient toil had conquered all our ills. And so it was. VVhere e 'er the road was bad A friendly hand was stretched to help us o'er. 'Till now, when the four years have slowly passed VVe've gained the goal which we have struggled for. Still even in our triumphs, we are sad. For lligh SehQ ol life is ole-rg we've reaeheil the end at last. Oh, fellow jourizeyinen, we eau not eeasel Wie must go on unto that newer plaee, On, to the world where we inust take our part, On. to the life of perils we must faee. But we may ch1'r'sh, thorgh our toil inerease, Sweet Menories. liite's own tr. as Are. deal' to every heart. K-li.x'i'111,i:ifN U'I3n1t:N. .Nunn nf at gifultrg 5111n11tc1f'5 Dag Th orll t l l l t- Tl l l h l l' nj e w 4 is irec anc tus y. ie air is tense ant eavv. lvew breeze in the world has 'fone to slee m. The sky is a bright eloudless blue. rs . v ' . The sun, a mass ot molten gold, han-fs low overhead- there is no Jroteetion I F3 FH 7 I from its heat. The long road stretehes away over the dusty hilly the waves of heat zigzag aeross its yellow width. A tired dog passes slowly down its edge. hls tongue lollnig out ot his heat parehed mouth, a. trail ot dust fol- lowing after him. The grass lies low to the ground. The tlowers droop as if ashamed ol' their dust-soiled lteauty. A tired gold butterfly lights on a brown daisy to heat his frayed wings. A buinble-bee buzzes lazily by. The stream stands almost stillg the reeds at its bank bend lower to bathe themselves in the tepid water that flows so slowly over the shallow bottom. The grasshoppers and leeusts drone a drowsy song. lt's noon-it's sultry hot-and the world sleeps. . l 'Glu the Clinics me Move on, you lazy Flunkers, know you not East lligh hath tired ol' you? You are a lot Ot idle students. Teaehers, pupils, all, The janitors themselves. who in eaeh hall Have gazed upon your ancient well-known looks, And wondered if you 'd ever quit your books. You are a lazy erowdl Make up your mind 931 Evans fgllehinh make haste worth while. and find An oeeupation suited to your taste. You should have had your eredits long ago. And left this sehool to join the world's big erew For work. East High does not have need of you! Or do you stay, beeause you love East so? -ANNA HULT. To be a winner. or at least. To follow soinething more he ltlneirg nf the flfirairies HAT is that great monotonous expanse, not mountainous, nor yet quite a plain? It is the rounding, billowing, seemingly limitless land of the NVestern prairies. There, cven yet. in this day of progress and business activity, acres of Godfs untouched virgin prairie, stretch out, a rolling sea of brown grass covered hills, till they meet the border-line of the sky. Such a sky as that is in the NVest! Its likeness is not to be seen in the city of smoke and dirt. The eye is wearied by this vast expanse of sod land, dry and dun. This infinity of space is filled with emptiness, airy plains waste under an open sky. But, yet, there is an exhilaration i11 the spacious vacancy, this is a glorious land outspread beneath a protecting heaven. Each glance seems to include the surface of the whole world. Here in this land of waving, rippling grass, with only the fleekless, soaring sky beside, is time and space for reflection, here is freedom from the chafing grind of cities. Discolored blurs are left behind, a hazy glamour envelopes the wide concave, the at- mosphere, though clear, has a transparent purple hue, and the sky seems near and real, but at the same time inestimably far away and intangible. Sometimes, scattered over the plains, at far intervals, whitened bones, quaint stone piles, and occasional buffalo skulls l'CIl1l11d one of the time when Indians followed the chase at will, and big game was plentiful. Through the dreamy light of the prairie, rises a vision of the past, and the plains are once more peopled with their former denizens. A great herd of magnificent buffalo strolls over the hill to the old watering place. Paus- ing on the crest of the ridge, the majestic leader turns reflective, almost human eyes gleam through his rough thicket of mane, his immense head and thick-set shoulders inspire fearful awe. Then, an Indian cautiously advances from the brush along the water's edge. Snake-like, he glides toward the unsuspecting buffalo. The sharp Hwhizzw of an arrow, a flash- ing riot of colors, a wild whoop and the Indian springs upon the beast. A glimpse of bronze skin, gaudy paint and feathers, shining hair, glittering ornaments, and the picture fades away, leaving only the hills and the whitening skull of a buffalo. In the long severe winter season, the vastness of the prairies and the smallness of man stand in widest opposition. Wlictii the wind is still, and a fresh snow, deep and trackless covers the Plains, the wanderer on this white desert catches his breath, startled by the sacred immensity of it all, the snow dazzling white, the air indescribable clean, the far-away sky, silent, unsearchable. Now the white reddened by the sinking sun changes to a field of blood, and again to a sheet of shimmering white, silvercd by the moon. Then there are those other wonderful nights when heaven spreads a starry canopy over the white earthls repose. The first chinook foretells the coming of Spring. This warm wind from the west rapidly melts the snow, till the tops of the hills are dry and black. But the deep snow in the coulees'l remains persistently till June. In March, the first crocus bravely pushes through an inch or two of snow and proclaims that Spring has come. A layer of brilliant green prieks the soil, covering all the slopes with plush-like verdure. The meadow lark, a-quiver with melody, rises in widening circles from a stone, pouring forth his exultant song, his notes growing sweeter and fainter, until they are finally lost in the distance. In July, how different appear the Prairies. now an eye-torturing ex- panse of grass, burned yellow, seen through a trembling atmosphere. A flare of light relentlessly pelts the scorched hills, down from a brightly scoured sky, splotched, perhaps, by only a large black bird, soaring away in the distance. Now the vast reaches of the prairie flame under the fierce sun is alchemy. After continuous heat, 'when it seems impossible for life to exist longer, comes a blessed change. The passion of the sun in July is contrasted strongly with the chastened, subdued glory of autumn. Truly wonderful is the extraordinary Indian Summer. The prairie is now a land of russet and amber, sapphire and gold, a marvel of shimmering swells and billows. A faint purple tingcs everything, even the soft white curls of clouds streaming across the sky. Hazy distances confuse the senses of sight and sound, all the glimmering landscape seems floating in a mirage of purple grey. The cry of a hawk sounds faintly remote. All is dreamy, magical, till evening, when the great, westering sun slopes slowly to the night. Then. such a scattered wealth of glory as is in that sunset! Slowly and majestieally the monarch approaches the open gates of the horizon. VVith dignity and pomp he disappears, his stately exit marked by his trailing royal garments, a riot of purple and gold. A halo of colors arches above the gates of deepest orange. Trembling red stains the whole heaven and a rosy glow lingers long in the east. Heads are bowed in reverence before the splendor with which the Creator floods the plai11. Different from any other place in the world, is this great VVestern Prairie. lt has a charm which cannot be wholly attributed to fascinating sunsets, winds, pure air and undulating acres. There is indeed a some- IQ4 . G. thing, an essence, an influence-invisible, intangible, inscrutableg magni- tude, grandeur, and power can be felt. All this the Indian experienced and attributed to the Great Spirit. Alone, on the prairie, the chains that bind men in soeiety's circle, are broken, with the soft breezes beating on his forehead his face uplifted to the deep, deep sky, man joys in his belief that God is great and God is good. To use the words of another for my own enthusiasm,- t'There's something in Dakota makes you live and breathe and feel, sfo K, V Makes you free as are hcr prairies and as noble as her soilg Makes you kingly as a man, makes you manly as a kingg And there's something in the grandeur of her seasons' sweep and swing That casts off the fretting fetters of your East, and marks you blest NVith the vigor of the prairies, with the freedom of the west! -Jn.xNNnr'1'E WALKER. 9 A I AC-7 A, 1-Uma 'T' , fur 4 'Qihe Baznhnm The golden sun is gleaming from the west, Witli glistening A leaden cloud And closes 'round the sun: its beams, divest Of shining splendor, now above the crest Of distant, darkened mountains, glorify shafts that gayly downward Hy. o'erspreads the sunny sky, The heavens with a rainbow, arching high, Of magic colors-beauty unexpressed. ,Tis often so in ordinary life, As when upon a happy soul, and brave, The storm clouds close, and dim the joyous sight, And he, with faith unshaken, braves the strife, A glorious change breaks through the clouds so grave, A rainbow fills his soul with wondrous light. -CLINTON LOEHLIN. 951 Q-Xutumxm Now Autumn clips the day's bright length away, And fall the withered leaves on woodland 's l'loorg The squirrels, warned by frost, their winter store Of hazel nuts are carrying away. The evening sun's red beams, with gorgeous play, Paint the brown landscapes' westward faces o'er NVith color warm. The bare ficld's golden store Is heaped within the corneribas slatted stay. So may the Autumn of my life be blessed NVith harvest of the crops sown in the time NVhere Youth, from grapes of toilsome labor pressed Strong wine, the joy of wholesome life, liife's rhyme. So may Life 's Autumn evfningis tranquil rest Reflect rich hues of liife's well ended quest. e-Roenrrr C. DUDLLIY. 4. nur ,Mather There is one person whom you have simply overlooked in your fun. You have almost always regarded her as a sort of a servant or angel and have constantly made endless use of her in many ways, accepting her sac- rifices thoughtlessly, and as a matter of course. Yes, you have often al' lowed her love almost to turn into drudgery Without noticing it. You seem to think that it is her place and duty to provide a good time for you with- out enjoying any of it for herself. But the strange part of it is that she likes fun as Well as anyone. Your mother is really a Hgood sport. She H1117 Boys, when you speak of your father, dontt eall him the 'told man. Certainly you are older now than when you were taught to call him Father, your clothes are better now, your hair has a more modern out and you have a more manly look, in reality you are much smarter now than you were then. Your father may have a last year's suit of clothes square-toed shoes, a hat two years out of style, and a vest of a much older pattern. Perhaps he cannot write as elegant a note as you can, cannot say the gallant words that you can, but don't eall him the 'told man. Call him 'tFather.'7 is just as jolly on a pienie anyone else, she likes an automobile ride as well as you do, and shc really looks fine in a bathing suit. While you go on thinking more about everyone else and inviting everyone else before her, remember that it is your own misfortune more than hers. VVhen you overlook your mother in your good times, you are really missing a good pal and a loyal companion, but much more than all of these, you are neglecting the best friend any person in all the World can have, a mother. F arthur For years he has been following the thorny and uphill path of industry trying to get hings together for you, and now the best, perhaps the bright- est of his life has gone from him, and gone forever. Don't forget that your father loves you even though he seems to go along and not say very much about it. Thatis a man's way. Therefore, do not be ungrateful. iWhat little part of his life which is. through Gods pleasure, left for him to enjoy should be the happiest of his life. You can help make it so by Calling him Father. ellrzan ILL VVoon1c'l31-'r'. CHS 906 0 .. l be-41 .ff 3 5 Q ig! 9 7112? me DPMCUGC I ,A Hart nf the Eg-Flag Igehinh the Sienna January 15, 1915. Scene-liressing rooms in much disorder, and stage already set. Cast-Actors of January, 1915, Class Play. Stage managers, visitors. TimeH6:30 to 8:15. Enter various actors carrying suit cases, bundles, etc. SCENE I. GIRLS, DRICSSING Roon General remarks of-- Gee, have you seen my wig? '4Did you eat any suppcr?H No, did you? I didu't feel like eating, somehow. Illinerea-HI had a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped creamf' Bishop-HI snatched a piece of cake and a banana. Mrs. Goocllyj- Well, snatch what you Want here and hurry out. illinertfa-HSay, girls, wouldn't l be cute with my hair pulled back like this? H elmo,- You bet. NVouldn't Alvina look cute with her hair the way it is now? Ilfarjorie-f'VVell, Stockholm, you look cuter than you do in your natural make up. Doesn't she, girlsiv' Jones, Cpounding on the dressing room dooi-J-- Let me in, l'vc gotta get in. tlixtraet from play.j Miss LotzeAUYoii'd better stay where you aref, J ones-' ' NVcll, who's dressed Helmaft :Aye ban. 7 ' JIHIUS'-ilTllO11, please. bring a needle and thread out and sew my gaiters on me. Two or three buttons have busted off already and l'm afraid the whole bunch 'll peel oh'. Exit Helmo with large fneedle and black tllrwul. AZrinaf Pull my wig down behind, someone. Ouehl Gee whiz! That wig wasn't built for mc-.H JIa1'jo1 ieM Do my hair now. auntie. Say, are you nervous or is something wrong with your heart action?,' Miss Lotsa-HlVho's next for the make-up ? H Minertva-HT am. Make me beautiful, Miss Lotze. Oh, make me beautiful! You know!,' Jliss L0f:eh'4Yes. I lrnozr. lle's going to sit in the sixth row. isn't he? 1t's a nice boy that sends a girl flowers and comes to see her.', CPounding on the doorj. Mrs. Goodly-'4Don7t let him in, don 'tf' Cissy-t'It's only me. Let me in, quick. Cflissy enters and removes cap, disclosing hair not combedj Youlll do it, won 't you, Alvina? 11lUi7lll-iHlll10 Saints protect me! NVell, here goesf' Uissy-HNOW don't get nervous, anybody. Nobody is nervous, is she? .llifnerva- Not in the least, Cissy, I assure you. Nervousness is a mere vulgar disorder of the mind. You know, Huxley says- SCENE II. STAGE. C J ones on sofa. Hehna sitting cross legged on floor sewing gaiters on him. Richard views thick moustache with worried airj Richard-Hlllakes me look like anything but an American. It needs a shave. General remarks of-- YVcll, wait till I get my paint on. 'tOh, my own mother won 't know me. Won 't want to. Holder enters Swinging club. '4Anybody nervous? Jones-UNervous? 1Vhat does it mean? Do you know, brother? CEb- cnezer glares vacantly and goes ahead, silently cussing the wig in his liandj. SCENE Ill. Guens' DRESSING ROOM. .llincrva thooking Cissy upj- If anybody feels like expressing his feel- ings, remember, there are ladies presentf' ,llarjorie Cpinning on roscsl-HMy throat feels funny. How do I look?,' Miss Lotsa Cworking on Alvinaj-Nl hate to do it awfully and you hate to have your looks spoiled, too. Don 't cha, kid J? Alvina makes faces at self in glass and groans. -loucx E'nfer.s. Jones- Say, why can 't the girls paint up that way all the time, Miss Lotze? They look like somethingf' Ifnfcr Bishop with twig and side-burns. Ufimy-Hlsi1't he cute ! Bishop- lt's almost time to startf' CMuch excitement.j Euler Ebeiieser Clooking for hatjmnl know I had it. Jffflfl-Y-f'Yo11 had. and you have. You've got it bad. Pull that wig down over your forehead.', CStruggle with wigj. lfielunvl Qto Fuller as he shaves moustachej-'4Your moustache is shorter than mine. I look like a Polackf' tHolds moustache on with upper lip and makes faces with eyes and nose. Bishop and Richard have whiskers pasted on. Gosh, that glue tastes good. Enter Jones in much Excitement.-''There goes the first piece. Put some more red on my mouth, Miss Lotze. I'm likely to lose most of it. SCENE IV. STAGE ALL SET. Players painted and dressed rush out on stage find place to look through curtain. we Marjoric-'tThe place is packed. Halma- Oh, feel of my heart. It ban going something awful. Richard- I eanlt find mine, it's dislocated. Alvina-HI dreamed the audience had all left by the end of the second act. Ebenezer Cstriding up and down the stage, holding headj- Oh, l feel like a boob, like a simp, a nutf' Jones Qseating himself in easy chairj- VVell, why shouldnlt you, Eb- enezer? lVhy shouldnlt you? Austin Wceflell enters to 'wish C'7,7Pl'jffJ!1d,lj Incl: and exits. The orchestra stops. Over the faces of the players comes a look of des- perate calml As the orchestra strikes up the second piece, they begin to dance, to whirl, to highland fling, making low incoherent mutterineqs of ex- citement and so, with nervousness holding an undisputed lead, with ex- citement hard on its heels, they da11ce off, scramble off, tumble off into the dusky wings as the curtain rises for the first act of what Zgeqxpszneh in juries N THE memorable evening of January 15. there was given to the wonderful, the stage setting, perfect, and the financial gain exceeded the business manager's fondest hopes. Beside the actors and actresses, much of the credit for the successful performance must be given to the competent and charming di1'ector, Miss liotzeg to the stage manager, George Hardistyg the business manager, Raymond Bros, and the adver- tising manager, Elmer Anderson. Carl Seibert, in the title role of Jones, had the longest part and certainly distinguished himself. Evelyn liolin and XVarren Foote as Marjorie and Richard were a deliciously romantic couple. Madeline Long as the spinster, ,Xlvina Starlight. and Harold McCumber as the Rev. Anthony Goodly were a comic couple and crave excellent character portrayals. Prof. and Mrs. Coodly, played by George Christoferson and Carrie Howard were another excellent and in- teresting couple. Grace Challman was irresistible as the Swedish maid. Anna Hult was a typical bachelor girl: and Jean Medley was a splendid 'tCissy. Royce Chalmers as the policeman, Robert Anderson as the keeper of a Sanitarium, and Frank Tupa as the insane man filled their parts faithfully. The large audience which saw the performance fully agreed with U'l'he Journal that the 191415 Class had set a high standard for amateur theat- ricals and had given one of the best class plays ever pulled off at East public by the 191-LV: Class a most excellent presentation of the delightful farce, XVl1at Happened to Jones The acting was T what Zliappeneh in jlnnes IH Ilia Jones - - Carl Seibert Cissy - Jean Medley Richard - lVarren Foote Marjorie - Evelyn Bolin Ebenezer Goodly Mrs. Goodly - George Christoferson -Carrie Howard Alvina - - Madeline Long Bishop Harold lil0Ci11T'l'll701' Minerva - Anna llult Helma Grace Challman Policeman - Royce Chalmers Keeper Robert Anderson Insane Man - Frank Tupa 991 lligh. Little Minister Babbie - Nanny - Captain Halliwell Lord Rintoul - Rob Dow - Micah Dow - Joe Cruickshanks NVha1n - Snecky -lean - Andrew - Mob Leader - Thwaites - Silva - Felice - Davidson llarold tianzer Bertha Peik - Helen Smitka l lerbcrt Robertson - John Masley Cyril Kane Stephen Miller Norris Jones - Earl Swain Vtlilliam NVilson - Elsie lleetx Merrill Howard - Rose Pecor James Gray - Stacey Dollenmeyer Milderd Newman Q- ii 1.l6l1'fQ illelrlzlltewhs IEIIAIM flifyffn all lmltnm uf rziglll llunfl t'lIl'IltI'.2 .downstairs happily lnavlu-fl aml. iil'lYt'lllllg Good. llvllu, ilu you fl0 immmliatm-ly wwrt- right on Q'2ll'Illt'lllS their with appvar tlarvd wlm aav 'Q ' vw - Howg Saul all lllt-11 AAVCIIIIIQ' SlI't'Il1l0llS thv l'0l1Cllltl0Cl Qll2ll'liXV2ll't'lS Coat and lian-liwztrcls 011 wow vlutln-s l'Yt'l'.Y0lll'iS tliat. tcm. nmtiit-Ml hayv miglit his wow wlml .xf'li0l'S0l1 Mr. lay mtmlwrs musiwal aml Ilam-ing .twat olwsvi-vw .Xa .ti1iwluywlya lla1l. Nigl1t Howl. with lllt'lU giwwtiiig. Dutcli' a not wwrv. way thv I-y. XVlllt'll 4-ats the 1-amv 'l'l1vi1 .many of glam-sts mln-1' the with Hltavlc to lvavli hamls stimuli ami maui lwiff' tli tttli s mt llmv lm - tl xV21lQl'lO0 tht- pi-on-tl 111: ' at - ' ,' avlcwartl a aatl soiimlt-ml it than into lmvlu-nl tllvy garinmits tblllvl' tlwii- of lliw-stwl ,lvat-liwatlls stairs l12tI'ClQ1' vvvii was lrac-kwards ltzillfllwiwliivl' the drop Vlayiitg .style pre- amwx tlw up stuiuliliitg' sorta wt-rv Sviiinurs tligititit-tl su1upnst1,lly. ol-lttvli svribefl lllt' in tliwssml 1'cappvai't-tl latvi' aml pantry tlw to away whisked Oiultt 2ll'0lllltl. 1914 Noymttlu-1' In H00 11 19145 Time-Thursday, Oet. Place-Glenwood Park. From 3:30 to 3:30. Characters-Members of 19l41Q Class, Miss Hayes, Miss Her, lllr. Ray, and Mr. Ulrey. Fnasfr Aer. The eompany, heavily laden, alight at the end of the VVestern Avenue and Second Street ear line, and after following a dusty road, reaeh the eool, shady park. Here, when all have been refreshed with water from the rustie spring, some boys suggest seeking a higher elevation so that the light of their bonfire may remind the Hpikersw on the East Side of what they are missing. A steep but grassy hill looms up temptingly ahead, and, regardless of the marsl: before it, every pilgrim responds to the eommand Hl+'orward.'l The summit gained, a tire is built and muddy shoes are dried. SECOND ACT-ACIf'i07lf wry rapid. London Bridgefl HAdam and Evef' and numerous trips down the Party higher, wieners, buns, piekles, fruit, and marshmallows eome into view, and are speedily Hput away. 'l'1nnD AC'1'--Twilight and darlmcss. The sound of a motor is heard and several more shadowy figures aseend the hill. The early guy Heatehes the hot dog, the dill, and the bun, so only fluffy marshmallows are left to satisfy the appetites of late- eomers. Then musie, ranging in quality from L'Love's Old Sweet Song to HCheerl Cheer! The Gang's All Here,'7 floats down the hillside. More music and then a duet trip 'tafter a eup of water to put out the fire. Such expressions as, 4'You got to do it, Mlgraee up and ask hor like a man, and 'LAh-er-may l see you home? follow. A last trip down the hill and aeross the slippery, shadowy marsh, Cmueh deteetive work by ehaperonesb, a final drink at the spring, and all are gone. CUR'rA1N or D.xRKNr:ss. Note-Some of the aetors were later seen Cwith a ehaperonl at the big lireg some appeared later in the evening at the Strand: all appeared hill and across the marsh to the spring, keep all busy. The tire is piled CL 7 7 '77 Now, here s your hat. Don t be so sl 'fOh, where is that history book? I'm ready. Well, then hurry up. But hovv does my nose look? 77 :'NVere you at the '15 Wiener Roast? You weren't 0?-NVell, l deelare! We had the very dandiest time,- Ask anyone who was there. We had it out at Robbinsdale, Beth Johnston's own home town. 'Twas in a eunning dummy ear Vile East High folks rode down. We eamped out on a hillside gay. Hlly the side of the beautiful seafl We sat upon the greenest grass, And hung our hats on a tree. 1011 well satisfied with thei he 1915 inner nazi We played at Drop the Handkerehief,H And then Hflast Couple Out. You should have seen the teaehers run And chase themselves about. Three boys went out in a leaky boat To sail on the beautiful sea, A plank they used to paddle with, They earoled loud and free. The land about that pretty lake Was oozy, soft. and mellow. There Harriet Todd she found a frog, A green one striped with yellow. Some one, l guess it was the boys, Began to gather stieks, And seek around for longest ones, And wieners on them to HX. r performanee of the afternoon. Oh! 'Wieners and buns we had galore, And heaps of piekles, too. l think there reallv is some elass nf 7 To Ueatsw like that, don't youlll' Hllh huh, you burned your wiener, too, VVell, that ls what happened to me, llut never mind a think like that, Adds flavor, don't you see? 77 Vile gathered 'round a smouldering fire VVhile everyone told jokes, And then, as it was growing late, NVe left like goodly folks. 'LO Gee, ll don't want to go home! '4I've had a dandy time-in HThe ehaperones were awfully niece, HThe wieners were Sllllllll'lC.H IH I 5 0115155 Party AM THE salad that came from Donaldson 's on the night of the 1915 Class party, January 22, 1915. I rode out from town in one of Donaldson's automobiles, then a man carried me up three flights of stairs and set me down with a bump on the annex tioor of East High School. After I had sat there a while, someone-I learned later it was the Right Honorable Jack Tillotson,-lifted me up and put me in a dark cubby hole for safety. About seven o'elock, several girls dragged me from my hiding place into a kitchen and dumped me into a big pail. Then they all tasted me. Oh, isn't it good? Hlim going to sit right here and eat. lsn't the salad dressing grand? And meanwhile I felt little bits of me disappearing. Soon I heard many people coming up the stairs and then much noise and laughter from the other room. They seemed to be playing games. for everyone talked and laughed at once. t'Just look at Mr. Ulrey wink-he winks with both his eyes. Isn't Miss Cole popular-she jumps up all the time. Then someone said, Hurry up and get the suit cases, hurry! Miss Ber and Mr. Spohn are going to race. Then everyone laughed. There were cries of 'tIIurry, Mr. Spohn, put your coat on. Hurry, don lt. forget your mittens. Miss Ber, Miss Ber, lock your suit case. Then came the sound of two long slides-then two more slides, meanwhile there were calls of, '4Take 'em off, hurry, Miss Ber, your hat! your hat! t'Shut it tight! Run, Mr. Spohn, run! Later, l heard some girls in the hall say, HI think that was the cutest idea, whoever thought of shooting hearts at a sheet in order to get your partners for lunch l l wanted to hear some more, but there wasn't time, for just then in rushed six or seven girls and then they dished me out onto plates and hurried me into the big room. There sat sixty or more boys and girls all dressed up. I love eostume parties, said the boy, on whose knee I sat, to the girl next to him. HI do, too, she answered. I'm glad Lillian Lundquist got the prize: her costume really is the most artistic. 4'Yes, and wasn't John Masley ridiculous? What did he get for his prize? Just then, the girl took a bite of me. Oh, this is the grandest salad, she said. By that time everyone around had tasted me. On every side were exclamations of It's lovely. Isn't it good? Uhmm! You just believe I was proud as I sat there upon that lettuce leaf with those cookies and sandwiches. ' While they ate me, Marjorie Raine spoke and everyone clapped and laughed. I wanted to clap too, but you see I couldn't, only a salad anyway. After that, I think they danced, but I couldn't enjoy because there wasn't much of me left. At eleven o'clock, a wee little the kitchen, because I'm it very well speck of me, that lay in the bottom of a granite bowl in heard sixty people say, as they went down the stairs, that it was a dandy party, and l'm sure they were right. 1555 Qllaaz Party A. M. December 4, 1914. 'tHey, Jim, roll over and let a fellow get into bed, can't you? Where've I been? Class party. XVhat? 1915V3, sure. And say, it was some party, take it from me. IIuh? Ya, I went over and got her and then we went up to the school. Most of the others were there when we got there, but things didn't really start until about 8:30. We played ixvlflkllllli and 'Cat and Mouse' for a while and then the crowd was divided up into four teams for the 'track meet.' There were ten events, the names of which were listed on the board, but no one knew what these events were except the 'manager' because the names were all fake. There was the foot race, in which each team entered one girl. The one whose foot was the biggest by actual measurement won the race. All the other stunts were along that line. It was sure a lot of fun. After that, we got partners and had a grand march and danced until it was time to eat. It was some feed when we started, but when we got through it didn't amount to very much. By that time, it was pretty late, so we got our duds and went. home. Everybody had a great time. NVe ean't have another party until next term now, because that 's our second this term, already. Let you go to sleep? Sure, if you want to, I'm tired myself. Good night. H02 15M Qllases watermelon jlieeh N OCTOBER 15, last, the 191515 Class gave its third Class party, which was really a melon feed and marshmallow roast rather than a party, and, as usual, it was pronounced a success, both as to Heats and entertainment. The feed, which was the principal feature of the evening, consisted mainly of seven large watermelons, but the marshmallows and candy which each member of the class brought along also suffered terribly in the course of the evening. The crowd met at Oak Street and 1Vashington Avenue S. E., and walked down the east side of the river until a good stopping place was found. After building a tire, they toasted marshmallows on the ends of sticks and everyone did justice to these and the melons. 1Vhen the feed was dvier, they played games and told stories for the rest of the even- ing. Miss Lotze and Miss Cockburn were the chaperones and both seemed to enjoy things as much as anyone else. IH IH 0115155 Hantig Under the auspices of an excellent and able social committee, the 1916 Class celebrated their first Class party, on October 30, 1914. It was a decided success, and proved, what had always been claimed, that the 116 Class is a live wire. In spite of the fact that Miss Ferguson, Mr. Ulrey, and Mr. Webstei' were ehaperones, Josephine Lord, in the g'uise of a fortune teller, managed to hold a good many hands that evening. After the games, came some Hscrumscious eats,l' which made a fit- ting conclusion for the party. ' The Scrunh 1915 Glass Batty The second Class party was undertaken on the Sth of January. The social committee showed an unusual amount of ingenuity in their pro- vision of games, providing, among others a sort of 'tmillinery for the boys game, which caused great merriment among the girls. The whole was ably chaperoned by Miss Ferguson, Mr. Cook, Mr. Batchelder, and the ever popular Mr. Schaeffer. After the games, came the refreshments which did great credit to the Heats committee. Some bold persons undertook to dance, causing by their ludicrous efforts, considerable hilarity. The close was unusual and fitting, as Josephine Lord and Ber- nard Rorem went home in a taxi without a chaperon. 11m-in-ml Sh-heh! The jlireshmem Berepiinn Have you ever been to a Freshman reception? You haven't? Well you don't know what you have missed. It's just like this. The Fresh- men have one every year. You know, it 's to get the mamas and papas of the Freshy interested in said Freshmen and their teachers, and, inci- dentally, to give the teachers a chance to look over the mothers and fathers and decide whether or not they dare give said Freshman a minus on his report card at the end of the month. Yes, it is a very solemn occasion. All the teachers dress up in their best clothes, and really, most of them look quite nice. But then, they have to on this occasion, because they want to make a good impression on the parents. 1031 The Freshmen mamas and papas clean up little Freshy and wash bei hind his ears and under his chin a11d put a stiff collar on him-or if it is a girl, they buy her a new pair of hair ribbons and put on her best dress. About half past eight, they go to school. Some of the teachers are lined up in the hall as a receiving line, for instance, there is Miss Case in her prettiest brown dress, Miss Cole all Hdolled up, and Bridget Hayes looking her brightest. They talk to mama and papa and tell them how much they enjoy Johnny or -lane and what good work they do, if they get double, and what good work they could do if they tried, if they get minus. They endeavor to be as pleasant as possible, and, considering the small practice they get during school hours, they do fairly well. 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'mil Ol' lwll lop. tha- mlraawing looms. in l':lvl llll-iv lool: alll own axml alma wry, Yl'l'AX' hl'l1ll'SlU l'oa1cli11g's. alml lllvll laum- llw movlm-Q. .Xl'lm-1' this vx'o1jvo11v ,m,l,.a ,Sf,l,1. 'ylwy alwiagt, Ulm jajzm jx E, SI,1,,mlm s,.h0a,1 with 1a,y,.1-V maart holm- anml alll llwlaaaw-ll lhalt lhv l311w'l'll1lll1aul 1:l11llml o2l ' an xw-:--'v ll-all-l1o1's. wlm-ll is jusl l-xalfflllx' what lllt'.'V should mln-wimlv. This prow-s sm-l-vsslhl l'l'l'0ITllUll. U04 151152 Glass RI l'll li1'1 1'1,1s1:x' X IYIAN Ix.xMr'1frf 1l.xmu.n Pllclcwz A1,m11:'r Smvru E1,1,lwl 1' Mul1.xUG1ll.1N iixm. ,I,1:1a14:n'K 1051 1If'1,o1cv4NcE limrwx Suxcial QEn11u11iffcr5 ,burial I4'l:.xr:a'xcs ,Xc'K1.1-Lx' HI'IHR4ilC .Xxznlilzswll Ii,x'L'1114.1:lNxi lIAxl:'1'x1i1,1, ,gU,,.35 HRW 1 m,, ,, INN! I 'AWN' Ilxcxlcx' .Xvaim-ix' IIAXHIZIVI' 'lwm , , 1 1c4'1L Illmm .Xmfil-3 Mcxlfx' 44 V YI'II, mxlc ,XI.XR,IHlIII'1 Ruxrc ' R HlCl.I4IN HNYIJICII NVHVS 'I N 3S l.'H,mN.,,: QUNX l'11m1.vq I! Wm: NI.XR4i,XlZl'I'l' NIC'U4lN.XI,D -'HHN M-WHCY l'1l.s:1: I3 xlircu UI-145121215 lNI4mSl-: Y Xf- 12111312 Qflass AI,Il'I4I .l.wu1asuN RHS.Xl,Il'1 PI.Hl'I1' AI.XlI.lHlIlI'1 Ml'xs4nN Iflhsllq H1's'1ix1'snx lI.xm:1l43'r H r11,si-ix' IIAIQHJY NIQLSMN -Toux l,,xYr:1.1.11 7 ALANQ I, HCRUIC XYERNUN TTPIRNIANIN I El I li Class tiluvli SIIAXNHN BI XICll.XRI4.'l' Ml41Ax1.Y Nlmmx XYI'Ili'l'Z Wx'l.I,1,xx Hixwl' RUIANIJ NYHHIJRI 1'1 VXICI. 11131313 IMITILA l'11x:K NI .x RIOX A N lvlzlcws Ii'1'111i1,x'x IM's'1'1x Ii.x1.1'u ,Xc1c1.m Zum :XIAIJSICX UO CDCIS U Thou music, breath from hcay'n above thou art The fragrance from the Garden of God, A language of the human soul and heart For us poor dwellers on the lowly sod. Yllhen words ring harsh or prove too Vain and weak Thy tender voice may touch the inmost soul, And heart to heart with passions voice may speak Of hope.Wot' love: may strengthen and console. Thy passing humor fashions ours the same: The slave unto thy swaying power is blest. Remembering naught ot' ill. despair or blame, Our weary souls in thee find perfect rest. An art, a peace, a language heaven-planned. That makes us feel the truth.-and understand. Bugs' C5122 Qlluh This year the work of the Boys' Glce Club has been carried out on a somewhat different basis from that of previous years. At the beginning of the fall term of 1914, the club was organized under the direction of Mr. Baker, with the following officers, llcrbert Elwell, president: YValter liruce, vice president, Royce Chalmers, secretary, t'larence Bushnell, treasurer, and Roland WO0dFl1C1, librarian. it was then decided that the 'Boys' and Girls' Glee Clubs should combine in an effort to give the Jap- anese Operetta, f'Princess Chrysanthemum.i' This was the main work of the term and little else was done until the successful performance, Febru- ary 11, 1915. The clubs then reorganized separately, and the boys worked up a few numbers which were rendered at three different appearances dur- ing the term, at the church of the Redeemer, Sunday, March 7, at a short conceit given during the regular school auditorium period March 15: and at the Freshman reception April 19. There was not an opportunity for the boys to play a very prominent part in the Japanese operetta as the The Qiirls' P'l'6.YfffF?lf - - dT.KRGUERl'l'lC K.vr.xNCs1K Vice I'r-csfizlmif - CosE'r'rl4: CAvAN.xUc.u Secretary - - ,l0NE Puo'r'ri5.xU Treasurer - IDA IIAMILTON l,iIn'r1r1'm1 Xomu TTICGGICNDORF Crilie - - BIARY RILEY choruses were scored for female voices only. But this is to be made up for in the operetta, The Pirates of Kasparw which will constitute the latter part of the program at the annual concert of the musical organiza- tions of the school. The words and music of the operetta, which is for male voices only, were written by Herbert Elwell, a member of the Boys, ftlee Club. The fellows are working hard at this now. Another thinr' which shows the unusual enthusiasm and spirit of the Boys' Clee Club is that they have organized a Glee Club Base Ball Team, which will play sim- ilar teams from the other high schools. The glee club work, as a whole, this year has had a record breaking season of great success. Mr. Baker and Mr. Wtlbstei' were both largely responsible for this. One-half credit a semester is given for glee club work. The officers for the spring term are as follows: Wzxlter Bruce, president, Clifford Ycrxa, vice president, George Hendrix, treasurer, Ivan McGilva, secretary, Arthur Angier, li- brarian. Giles 0111111 These new officers are trying to make it the best Girls' Glee Club East produced. The club is now working on the UCreation and going to give either 'fThe Mikado or 'fPirates of Penzance. has ever later are The Boys' Glee Club will join them later. The two Glee Clubs meet to- gether twice a month. NVe all feel that the Glce Clubs cannot help being successful with Mr. Baker for a leader. The Qarnlyesirzx IUC Orchestra this year has kept up to the standard attained in the past. The iirst part of the fall term, in considering the ability of the new violin section, it was thought that an easier grade of music would have to he selected. The parts were badly balanced because the large number of brass instruments as compared with the weak wood-wind and string sections caused by the absence of Hute and cello. However, all the members worked faithfully and were soon able to render a short pro- gram in auditorium. The grade of music played was not easier than usual, and, although they have not yet come up to the mark made last 1071 June, when f'Shubert's Unfinished Symphony was successfully per- formed, they have been steadily improving and have succeeded in mas- tering several pieces of the grade from the HAnvil Chorus from Il Trovatoren to Shubert's Marche Militaircf' The orchestra played at the class play and accompanied the operetta, Princess Chrysanthemum, and they made several other appearances later on in the spring. The school should certainly appreciate an organization such as this, for it is always ready to serve in its place of student activity and never fails to give pleasure to its audiences. The East High Orchestra numbers thirty- five pieces and ranks among the best high school orchestras in the city. IH 'QV' W, . 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In his quiet way, he is worthily filling his place at East and, those who know him, realize what a real man he is. Mr. Spohn, We appreciate you. Luo The illiuhsun Egan Arrineh jr 1 , Last fall and winter, the lloclson l1ito1'ziry Society was in tho lflust High Fish Pond, and made quite a splash. Among the other big fish. the smaller Hoclson not only hold its own, but also inside remarkzilmlc strides, or rather strokes. There wore two parties, one of thc-so ai ban- quet, and soon the Hodsonites will be sporting pins. Thenijust watch that youngster grow! 1111 H111-li Iiow: .Xrlliur Zit-glen Sitlliw-:ful .I-wlunston, Iiernzxrrl Horam, 114-o1'go Post, Iford llnll, XYinz:l1ell Sl-nw. t':xrvw1Il Olson. From Row: llnzol Simpson. Miss llolzo, Ilzlrrivl lillll'i'1l!18. Almost all l1'rc-slniwli :xml Soplioiuorvs know wlu-n :Incl wlwro the lloclson meetsg all l. wish to say is that the Hoclson has 2ll'l'lVi'fl. lt is an Qstablislied institution :xt linst. 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XY1- Q1111- 1111- 11111-ke-5' 11-11111 1112111 11111111115 101' 1-11111111111-111: we 1101111111 111 1112 crease interest and attendance at the debate, we paid Mr. Coolidge his expenses from Faribault, and we provided the film for the movies on Cardinal Day. lVe encouraged and assisted the reorganization of the system of athletics by drafting a new constitution for the athletic board of control that, we hope, puts athletics forever on a sound basis. We secured the support of the faculty in an effort to put on a faculty play which resulted in a fund of two hundred dollars. VVith the help of the whole school, we carried on an extensive anti-cribbing campaign. The new Council starts with enough old members to maintain the spirit and pace set, and a tine set of new members has been elected by the largest number of votes ever cast at a Council election, which looks well for increased interest in the school. lVe are already at work, plan- ning for another faculty play, and a new bicycle rack in front of the school. lVe intend to keep both teachers and pupils all working to- gether for mutual helpfulness. We are going to make constant effort to keep good old East lligh School just a little in advance of its rivals. f6TlyefQ 611111 wT:.,,.4. . 4. k.-fk , 4-W . . Raek Row: Mr. Vlrey. A-lilll FOX, 5001110 NOVSPI. XV2ll'll Little, Royce Chalmers, Clarence Nelson, IR-it-1' D-xvver, John Masley, Cyril Kane. livan Mt-Gilvra, Sidney Page, Glenn Ladd, Elliot Mcllaughlin. Center Row: Earl Rigler, llaroltl Jules, Robert Anderson, Albert Smith, Frank Kinney, Ilarlan Hudson, James Tlionipson, Mr. Slifer. Front Row: Coleman llauge, Herbert Elwell, Stephen Miller, Carl Roocl, VVilliam XVilson, XYalter Bruce. 1131 Gbffirers 1'rn.wir1cnt - - - Liswis YCERK Vice l,l'1lSiflI'llf - JOHN BTASLEY 7'rca.s11rcr - - NVILLIAM Neilson Nvcrelmy ------ JAMES THOMPSON The Y t'lub is an organization of the lligh School boys of the United States and Canada. There are over four hundred of these clubs in existence today, and they have a combined membership of almost eighteen thousand boys. The Minneapolis Y Club meets once a week at the Y. M. tl. A. llere the members from all the different High Schools in the city come together, they forget school dif- ferences and distinctions and become just a jolly crowd of three hundred good fellows. The boys have a simple supper, consisting largely of beans and cocoa. After they have eaten, some well known speaker gives them a lecture on some live topic. This year the boys have had a series of talks on Habits, When the lecture is finished, the boys go to their re- spective club rooms and discuss freely and easily the lec- ture they havn just heard or some other topic of interest. The discussions often become heated arguments, but they never interfere with true good fellowship that reigns at the Y t'lub. This club teaches the boys to help themselves as well as to help others. The aim of the Y Club is to make better men and under such influences as are met with there-in- tluenees that lead to honesty. clean thinking and living, and toward broader sympathies and a fuller life, the Y Club is sure to be a success. Elie Alpha G9mvga Debating Sfucietg Gbffirvrs Ill'fSlflf'llf - lllCRlSliRT Rlll3l'lll'l'SllN l'2'w I'1'f.vif!wnl Yicizsox 1lIKKlilSIJN -N'cei'eflr11',zf liiisI,1i1 ZIQLENY 7'1'fr1x11i'1r .lxnics 'llnoinfsox Swgr1111!-111-arms liicoxxiio lflCYlCS llli Alpha Uniega llebating' Soeiety has hes-n. and always will he of great benefit to East lligh Sc-hool. lt has, for the past eleven yezirs. developed the oratoric-al ahilities oi' the school. lt is this soeiety, with the aid and eo-operation of the faeulty, that has taught many pupils how to present facets in a straight, clear, forceful manner. Many, Top Row: Frank Kinney, Harlan Tlntson. Robert Galirand, lflojvd 'i'r-wil, Leonard Keyes, Clergg Maxwell, Rudolf' Hoganson. Middle Row: Lester Friel, Helen Hyland. Zema Seliwuli, llerlverl Robertson, Roln-rt Dudley, Ella Kalanseik, .Iaines 'l'lioin1i- son. Front Row: XYinr'lie1l Slilfy, Leslie Zelney, Albert Smith. Allrert M4-1'liarlzm, through this som'-iety, have learned the one all important thing, how to think! There has hven a splendid program at every meeting. Music has been provided by Royee llll2lllI16l'S. Vlegg' Maxwell and the niale quartet of the Clive Club. At one meeting an interesting debate was held on the ques- tion, ldiesolved, that lahor unions are lllllltllrllflill to the working man. Robert Dudley and Robert Garan upheld the affirmative and NVilhain VVil- son and Winston Youngreeii debated the negative. The judges, inenibers of the soeiety, voted for the negative. Miss Jeter gave a splendid talk on Religfioii in Europe. '7 lVe believe that, in niany ways, this year has proved a good year for the Alpha Omega, U14 Bavk Row: Iilltlfllllll lhmgsganson, Lesh-r lfriol. Mr. Spolm, xYt'l'll0Il Mikkelson. Front Row: Albert MQ-P11111'Ii11, 140Ol1LlI'1l Keyes, llerlmert llOl7Gl'tS01l, l.esli1:ZelnQy. 4 chair N Monday lllO1'11lIlg', l,l'1'01l1lJG1' 7, 1914, there was lu-lil in the audito- rium 2111 iuter'-squad debate on the question, Hliesolvod: that the AI!ltFI'lL'21ll coastwiso vessels should 1101 pay tolls at the Pilllillllil li?U1El,l.H Vernon Mikkvlson, Leslie Zeleny, and He1'h01't Robertson of the ilf'l'l1'T1'1HtlY0 lost C2-U to Lcfstc-1' Friel, George Hardisty, and Paul Pepin. This debate was one of the best ever held in East lligh School, and was very Closely 00HtE'St'Gd. O11 Friday, February 5, 1914, East held a dual debate with Central High 011 thc question, Resolved: that the United States should greatly 1151 lllC1'6?21Si? its army and navy. East won one debate and til'llll'tll won the othorftlio negative won iu both Ooutests. The lI1GllllJ0l'S of the teams were given watc-h folms by the Alpha Omega Debating! Society as a sign of appro- viation. Affll'lll2lllYO Team : Nugativc- Team : Leslie Z1-louy QR0lu1ttz1lj Vl'1'1l01l Miklivlsou fliehuttalj Rudolph llogeiisou Looiiard Keyes ,:'hllWI L Mm-l'harli11 Lester Frivl I fT Ute Spertatu 1' HE Speetator. our inonthly magazine. although it eau in no way eoln- pete with our year book the Cardinal. is a pretty good little book at that. For eurrent events, literary endeavors, jokes. and personal news, it ean't be beat. It is an edition of the sehool, by the sehool and for the sehool. Of Course, we started out to make the Hpeetator better than it ever had been. As to the success of that. we leave it to the sehool to deeide. We all know that anrong the sehools ot the city, East holds the first plaee in literary work. However, our Speetator is not yet perfeet, and ean not beeonie so until every student. from the least of the Freshmen to the great- est of the Seniors, will do his share toward boosting it. One thing is eer- tain, as the Speetator grows. it improves. and by the tinie it is well estab- lished, all the possibilities of a good paper will be realized. Ethelyn Dustin - Leonard Keyes Zola Madsen - llerbert Elwell - llelen lliland - Glen liadd - Kathleen 0lBrien Ruth Nelson t'hester Sullivan - - Clifford Yerxa Q f Assistai i l Soeial Editor Athletie Editor - Debate Editor - Music Editor Organization Editor Business Manager - - Editor Assistant Editor - Art Editor it Business Manager tllargaret Loftus. literary editor, and Sam Furbur, general seetion editor, and Mr. Yennuin, eensor. are not on the pieturel U16 ,,,Q There is, in East High, a society called The lilast lligh Technical Society. It is composed of a group of people who are of a scientific or technical turn of mind and those who want to learn more along the dif- ferent, mechanical lines. This society is proud to say that it has, nieinbers, two well known faculty members, Mr. Cook and llr, Towne. To these persons, the society always comes for the opening and closing discussions of some of the very important matters. They are always ready and willing to explain or answer any questions which puzzle the members. This group has for its president Arthur Bla-Cullough, who has boosted the work and aroused a great deal ot' enthusiasm during the 1171 The f assi Ehigh fifenzlpniral 6 Snzzeig Hack Row: .lac-ob Czom-li, Idflward Boruski, J, R. Towne. Charles Bushnell, Art llletfnllonfrli, Ed- wxird Espcmtt. Front Row: Ben Judd, Oscar Ringer, A. llaney Nel- son, Evan lX'Ic'GilV1'a, Bernard Roreln. past ya-ar. The society holds its meetings every second and fourtli Fri- day of the month, and many a hot discussion takes place. During the last l'Gl'llllS work many interesting demonstrations and talks have been given. Mr. Towne proved to us, through experiment that the cost of cooking by electricity was approximately ten times as much as cooking by gas. Evan lllcflilvra has given several talks on Vllireless Telephoning and on such electrical devices. Any person ot a scientific or technical mind is cordially invited to join with us and become a member of this society. This group has for its motto, HBCtlC1'lll01'l'f.H lt is up to any member of the school who is of a mechanical mind to help ns achieve this. FKHCECIU n , ,fy I , , ' k 'VY' X t , yi, V, , ,r jlinnthall Through the efforts of the Student Council, the athletic administration at East, which for a time has been rather lax, has been reorganized. The old Athletic Board has been dissolved and a new administrative body organized, which will be known as the East High School Athletic Board of Control. This Board consists of the faculty manager, the faculty coaches, cap- tains and managers of the football, baseball, and track teams. It will have general control over the athletics of East High School. The election of managers, assistant managers, cheer-leaders, the awarding of all insignia, and all matters relative to athletics are definitely provided for in the con- stitution and by-laws of the new organization. With this new Board working for the completion of the new athletic field and the burdens of faculty management of the athletics taken from the coaches, the future of athletics seems very bright. Of the fifteen men who were awarded E's for their faithful service last fall, but three are lost by graduation, Mork, Foote, and Andersch. Hend- ricks, Ackley, Lambert, Anderson, Tourangeau, McLaughlin, Ryan, Wyatt, Reeves, Pitblado, and Hoganson are left in school and with the services East, T, Central, 0. East, 0: VVest, 33. East, 0, South, 7. East, 13, North. 28. East, 6, St. Paul Mechanic Arts, 20. LTHOUGII East was not successful in winning a majority of the games, the season showed that we had the fighting spirit. The first game of the season was played with Ventral. East did not have any practice game before the regular season began and many of the players had not played a high school game before: but even with this handicap. East outplayed her heavier opponents and defeated them, T to 0. Every one of the players was full of pep', and fight and our line opened up big holes in the opposing line, so that the baekfield had an easy time making big gains. Twice f'entral had the ball up to East 's one-yard line, but could not put it over for the touchdown. When East played South, the boys did not seem to have the same spirit and fight that they had when they played Central. South's fast backfield made big gains because the opposing line was able to shove East 's line all over. Then, too, on the offense, the line did not hold long enough to let the plays get started. lf East had showed their old fighting spirit in this game, they could have won. South won the game only in the last few minutes of play when one of their men picked up a fumble and made a touchdown. of Jim Corriveau as captain, the outlook for next fall is brighter than it has been the past two years. East has been handicapped the past two seasons for several reasons: first, the veterans of former years had graduated, second, the loose spirit which had prevailed was not an incentive for others to come out and acquire the experience necessary to fill their places, third, the lack of weight and the inexperience of first-year players were against us. What- ever the East teams have lacked, they have more than made up in fighting spirit. NVith the twelve E men as a nucleus for a team, East seems to be on even terms with the other schools as far as prospects are concerned. There is many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip, and it is unwise to make any bold prophecies. Wlieii the season opens, East will be ready to put up the same kind of fight that caused au old football fan to remark, '4VVhenever T go to see East play, I am sure of seeing a real football game, whether they wi11 or lose, they are game fightersf, That is the East spirit. Long let it live. -H. E. B.x'rCHi:I.miR. it East was defeated by Mechanic Arts of St. Paul through the wonderful line plunging of Hopkins. At the start. he ran TO yards for a touchdown. Even if East did get beat '25 to 6. this game brought out some good open football. East made their touchdown by a series of forward passes and several trick plays. The worst defeat of the year was handed to us by West. VW-st.'s heavy team was the undoing of East. The big fellows carried the ball for yards even after several East men had a hold of them. XVest's team was too much like a steam roller for us, but next year I hope we shall get our revenge. The last and the best game of the high school football season was the East-North game. Although we were beaten 28 to 13. North was not sure of victory until the game was over. The game was featured by the line plunging of Capt. Hacrtel of North. and the open field running of Reeves and Pitblado. The first half ended in a T to O favor for North, and on the kick-off in the second half Reeves received the ball and ran 70 yards through a broken field for a touchdown. A few minutes later, Capt. Pit- blado intercepted a forward pass and ran 60 yards for a touchdown. North then took a brace and made three more touchdowns. This game was very important, as it decided the championship of the city. North Won the game and won the championship. fizo rnspefts fur ,glluutharll in IH I5 As to our poliey, it is a well known fact that the East High teams, of late, have been characterized as fighting like young Wildcats. They Won this reputation in the last year. Our motto for 1915 is going to be Do or dief' 'We are resolved not to dieg therefore, it Will be Do To bring the championship football trophy to East High School next fall is our aim, and Do or die is our motto. Just Watch! 7 -JAMES CORRIVIQAU. y IL ..-,Q sw I want to Miko this opportunity to iilillliii'iN5SiLlfi0l1tS. tho II-zicfliws, and tho fl'illIl for the h0ill'fj' SU1?IT0l'i Hwy gave througiioin tho last football soaisoii. I want. vspoviziliy, to tlmnk the team. who sfood so loyally Iwliiml 1110 and who fougrhf so wvll fox' the hoiioi' of East. They workvd hzml and The-5' plziyvd woil. Mr. Batviiolcivl' tl0S1'1'YOS great 01'CLiit-'tillx squad knows how lllll1'h-fill' his uutir- ingf work. East has :I splomlifi l'02ll'iil and IIIIHSIIIIHX good lH21fk'l'i2l1 for Iioxf j't'2ll', :Ind with sf-lmol spirit and swhool silpport imck of Thom, thoy are out To bring' tho ohzlinpiolisliip to East. llern-'s hoping. Ci en Qtlllillfhlfh fs EH1n'ing last EDEN! Qmaptaing Trflcff. 1l0I'f.'f'y. Tracff. FWHM!! r IiIOXYARD lxcoixsox. IIARIM, QANZER, Qi,l,f2,i,1, ALLIsox 'I'.xx'I.oII Xxvlxlglvlvlili l,ITBIAAX1N,. 1,611 H IN. IIAXROLD IQEEYIQS Ii0XYARID J .Xl'Ul5Si DN RIIYCE i'1IIxLM 1-zizs. 11007-'W lmfzifffl. IIAR4 PLD fi.KNZl'IIi. Bfnscbfzll. CECIL HVIIII. Trar'l.'. A LIIISUN TA YL1 IR. XVALTICR P1'l'IlI..X11H, Vzipmiii, HAIIULD RIIIICYICS 'l'IIIioDoRE BIUHK XVARREN Foow: ALVIN XVv.vI'T Gisoieois AxnERsuII t'icoIL IIURD 1 'IllCS'l'ER Rowxu TXLYIN xVY,V1 l' Soi-mfs IIINCII ITENIIY ACKLEY Iifzsflnrzll. EARL iitblilllli Bi!-IRRIIJ, NYooIaI:l br' XV.xI.'1'1cII ifxm' ARNIILII XVYMAN IWIICIIHH Alhffliv Igfllllll Urfnaqrl, MR. SLI Ifi-:II lIr1.Q0IJfrIZfJl11 If nyc' V, Tmnisi JAMIQS C'oRRIx'ic.x1' 1 - PRICE gym-GMS ALI-IREII T0RR.XNliI11.XI' C Icc'1L IIVIIIJ. Captain. FUOHWN-JIUWWW. JHHIIGLIDTE GIQIIRIIE Hif:XDRII'Iis xV.XI,'l'lCR PI'rBI,.xDo MCK TITULWN ' - P A A I n , 1 GEORGE ANIIEIIsI'II .XR'l'IIl'R RYAN I'00fbc17Y. JACK 'l'ILLoTsox, Iloclwy. CTICORHIC ANIJIQIISCH. Baseball. VVAIIREN FooTE. I'IxI'L Aximiciesox RI'DoLPII Hoixooxsox ARTIIITR RYAN RALPH ACKLICY IUEYVITT L.xMIsI1:II'1' ELLIOTT MoL.xI7oIiLIN I I .xieoim RLANCIIETT Rxvxioxiv QEIPLE NYAIIIIEN F'00TFI 'l'Ill4ZoIIuRli BIORK W.xL'1'l:I: JACOIE-sox FLox'Ix TREAT FYOOILZJUNYIvllflffll-ll, J.uIi:s Voizizlvl-:.xI Busf M1Ufff'11plu1'n, CECIL 'IIVIIII Faciclfyf f'or11'lr. II. E. l3Ix'I'f:II1cI.ImIR y W 4 .af , 94:31 ff fe-are 4 5144 v 'ff I Q , 1 P- , f ! K j 7 KL ' Qf ' KX K , ,, ' Baseball HE High School lmasehall season ol' 15114 was :1 Great suet-ess. More inter- C est was shown hy the students and a hotter brand of lmasehall was displayed than had been seen i11 fomner years. The season ended with IVest a11d South tied for first place. Central was sw-ond, Iflast third, and 1 North last. x l fs if East started the season in a WVllll'l-1VlIlll fashion. defeating C'entral. lil-6. ln th'- next game, we took South hy storni and ds-- teated tht-in hy a score of 6-Il. South started the gann- hy gt-ttiiig' three runs in the tirst inning. Lefty Ryan then tiglitvned up and with good support from the team 111a11- agred to hold South svoreless tor the rest ol' the game, while we inado six runs. In the tl1ird ganie, North defeated us by a seoro of 2-1. lluring the latter part of the season, the team sc-enied to he in a batting slump. XVI: ended the season by being' defeated hy Vlfest, 7-2, and Central heat us by a score of 10-2. Then we took a hraee and defeated North. T-6. I11 the remainiiig two games, we were defeated by South, 10-2, and 1Vest, 2-1. In Hbeftyl' Ryan, East has one of the best pitehers any high sehool in the city has had for some tinie. In addition to Ryan's good work, Cecil llurd starred on account ot his excellent playiiig on iirst base. lieeauso Stamliiigi Ceeil Hurd, Iiaylnoml Seiple, Foaeli I:IltCll0l1l1,'l'. llarohl lil.1l1l'llPll9, .1111-lc 'l'ill0tson, Sitting: 'I'l1eo:1vn'e Mork, Arthur Ityaii, lY2l1'I'C'l1 Foole. XValter Pitlvlavlo, Xx'2lll9l'.IQlt'4'l?gU1'1. ot his good work, Vet-il llurd was griveii the honor of ht-ing tho eaptain for the 1915 hall team. East ought to win the c-hanipionship i11 1915. VVith only tour last 5'ear's players gone. iianu-ly. Treat. Blanc-hett. Foote and Seipel. we shall have tive 'Ev nien bac-k and, in addition, we have NVyatt. a foriner West lligh player. 'l'here is a lot of good inaterial i11 the school, and if all the boys eonie out. a11d try, as they should, East certain- ly ought to niake a showing that will put her on the baseball map of the vity high sr-hools. 1124 Tennis at limit Igigh HE 1914- tennis season started, as usual, with little or no on thusiasm. The school tournament was played slowly and there was a rush at the end in order to get through before the Northwestern Tournament. The manager was Milden XVay. who selected Chester Rownd and Newell Guernsey to play with him at the Northwestern, but he went out of the city just before that event, leaving the other two men to represent East High. They both lost in the iirst round after a well-played match. In the fall. Royee Chalmers was elected to the manager's posi- tion. By the 5th of October, the school try-out tournament, in which twenty-four players were entered, had been completed, and a team was picked out eonsisting of Cecil Hurd. Royce f'halmers. and Chester Rownd, with Melford Eugen and Walter Bruce as substitutes. The IIIZLIIELWUI' then challenged all the high sehools in Minnea 1- 15 15 B olis and two of the St. Paul schools. It was found that St. Paul Central had no team in training for fall playing, also, that the Mechanic Arts School had no fall team, but that they would try to get the spring team together in order to accept East 's challenge. For various reasons this meet never occurred. 7 1251 WMMW . . Manoa Cecil Hurd Royce Chalmers Chester Round llowever, in the meantime, East played North High on Oetober Sth, winning a victory 4 to 0. On October 15th, East's tennis team failed to overcome the 'West team by a seore of 1 to 5. Following this mateh, the East men failed to practiee as they should have practiced, and the result was a defeat at the hands of the Central team, to the tune of 2 to 3. South forfeited, leaving East third in the race for the championship. Nevertheless, the fall team at East in 1914 started something new, also they earned their athletic letters. VII z1i111 this y11a1r was il 1'hz1111pi1111ship t1-11111. XY11 had 51111111 11111 t11riz1l and wc d11t1f1'111i1111d to 111111111 Il t1'z1111 111' whi1'h East 111ig:ht h1 proud. NY11 did not grvt thv 1-hz111111i011ship. hut wc 1lid Q1-t second whims :md this is Il hif il0l' 111si1i011 than l'Iz1st has hcld for s11ve1'al vvars. rv - The s:1:1s1111 0111-11011 with thv t'1111t1'z11-l'lz1st ,frz111111. This was 21 vic-tory' for Fast: tho s1'0r1+ was 5-33 i11 our favor. W11 111111 Wvst the iiUu0XYillQI wevk. hut. hoc-1111s11 of luck 111' pi-z111ti0Q 211111 11v1-1'-01111ti1lt-11111-, we wvrc d11f0at11d N11v1'1't111-loss. it was El h111'ds1'ougl1t 531111111 111111 the score was 7-G. After this defmt wc wurkt-1l hard z111d su1'1-c111l1fd in wiuiiiug from North. Thr igurkvg Iiwk Huw: 1,'e1'il Hurd, Henry ,XCiiif'X, Sophus Hinch f'il1'SlvJ1' li11w111l. F1-mit Huw: 1112111-ge ,X111iers11l1, Halold Gmizer, Alvin XYy:1ll, H111-old Reeves. QHIIIIC 1-11d1-d 5-73 i11 EIISTQS fz1vor. Su, in thv first Sl'i'il'S, East had two viri- torivs and 01111 d0f11:1t. The sv1-111111 s11ri11s 11110111-d with 2111 lC:1st-C1111t1'z11 gfz1111Q. 'NVQ foiigiit hard, hut w11r1- dcf1-:1t11d hy 21 s1'1wr1- of T-3. .XQ:z1i11, aftvr tastiiig' th1- hitt11r1111ss off d11f1-at, we 11rz1uti1111d hard for 111111 g':111111 with VV11st. Owing to XVi'Z1iiI0!,' 1'011diti011s, this gz111111 was p11stp11111-d 11111115' times, and was fiuzdly pl:1y11d :it the Ilippodr111110. TI11- w11z1t.l111r not only p11stpo111-d the gz1111c, hut thrvw the team out of C0lltiitiO1l also. The 2211116 iJQtNVCt1l1 West and East was 1126 C'011S1L10I'0K1 o11e of t11e best games played in the last three ye:1rs. '1'11e 0111- I want, to 1111111 this opportiinity to thunk the st1111e11ts, the tmehers .1'111 Come at the 1-1111 of the se11e11111e11 time was 0-0. YVC then 11gree11 to 111115' the t11z1111 for the hezirty s111111ort they grave 1111'Ol'1fJf110l11 the 11st foot 1 two live-11111111111 periods 1111t. at the 01111 of tl1isti111e, the sc-ore was sti11 0-0. sa-:1so11. I Wklllf, 1'sp11ei1111y, to 111111111 the 11111111, w11o stood so 1111.1 1 111 11111 711011. ininutes 1llO1'K' was 2LQ'1'90l1 upon 111111, in these 111-1'i011s, East s11owe11 me 111111 who fought so w1111 tor the 11o11or of East. '1'1111y W0l'1xt1 111111 .1 11l1I' superiority over NVest. In spite of this, we 1'o11111 1101 seore. '1'11e gznne they p111ye11 we11. Mr. 1'i2l1i1'1101t10T' 11ese1'ves great 1fr1-11it-t11e Sl 11111 111111 was then ea11e11 to 21 111111, hy the owners of the rink. 2111111 so the seore stoo11 11ow 1l11lf'11flCO1' his untiriiigx work. 0-0. Our 121811 galne was p1ay1-11 with North 011 o11r ow11 rink. Ilere we f1efe11t1-11 North for t11e s1-eon11 ti111e 115' 21 seore of T-3. So our stz11111i:1g for t11is yez1.r was t111'oo victories, one tie, 111111 two 1111101115: this gave 1114 SQ?01l11 1'1'i11g the 1'11z1111pio11ship to East. 11e1'e's hopi place. it 2lZ1332.E5Q2,5eq 3 vin Q I 1, 0 eg 3329, -31-gg11qf:'if5Qg,q?f.73aj,Qv w x '-'15f1 vw4.Ee ws 1. r Y' .Q - ii hh I X - ' 7 'ff'tS-11'H '1- 'L 1' x, 'L -, gi t Q,y1J' 'V -1 '93 9 4t't 9Q51'W' 4.4125 1 1 lb - 'gi L . ' la - 1 , 1 ' - I,-1 - ck, D! '41, we I ir ,al 5 v 1271 East 1111s 21 sp1endi11 eo:1c-11 211111 1l11l1Sl12l11j' good 11111te1 iz11 to 111x 11.11 211111 with s1'11oo1 spirit 211111 s1'11oo1 siipport 1111111 of t11e111. thu on VVA1 .'1'1111: P ay Q ga W XY ,C N I-1 Af ,N I ,S ex! Q 1 1 1 111-111111 IN '1'111-1 1111111q11111111 I1Ix.111I11,11:s 11? 11'11s1'11.1'1'11'1: 1..1N1:1'.11111f1f1111l f1'11111 11'fl1.vl11 .1 l'.'11g11'.v1f 130111111 F1'11,1l1,1111z11W 1 1111111 111111 111 11111 151-1-1111 1'11:11I111's 111111111 1 15'ss11s 1111' 11111 Eng- 611111111 1 1151 11111 1111111.ll.,E1, I H Hsh OMSSI11 - 11111111111--. 111 0 .1 1111111-1 ll .1 111 . 1 .5 . . ,.. I'11111111'1f N1z15's .Q111111 11211J'Y. Sr111711111101'1s 11111 1 111115' 1111 111111'11 1l1l111iS. 1 1 111's1 111--11111 ' 1 '2' '12 ' V I . I l 1 1111 .1 11. 1-315. 11111 1111 511115 Q11 1111 J1111101'i1'W11z11 s .1110 1111111111 S2151 11111 11111. 111111111111 1111- t1V11 1111s 11111 1111s IIIWM-1,,,1,,,,1 S1311-11.1 ul, all N12-1,1 S1m1.1-1,155 I,.,,.1,-53 110113 QYWYIIQUT- 11111111'-111111. 11111 1 111Y1' 1115' 111111-11111's , . x Q ,, SCJH111'- 1111s 11111111 11111111 11111111311 1111's 111111111 5111? 1 1111111111 g111 111111. M11111115'1115'ff1'111 j11s1 1'I'ilZj' 1111111 1'111-s111'. Sf111fr11'. in 1.11 l'l11.1.1- 01111 111 11111 111111111111's 111 11111 11'1s1111 111' 1111111111 111111111 9I1Z1'11N11 P121111'111W-JIYN11111 1'lN111.1s11. 1'1,.1ss H1'1i.1l'11 1'---H1.818 111' W111211sf . . . . Y ' . , ' ' 7 5. ' mmd Um pmson lm.. as hp WHS 1180.1 10 Staylng 2,1 hom... 1 .1I1.w Jlnffl C111 21 11101111 11101111105 1111111 111'11s11111z111111f 11111 111'Y1'l' g111 111z111, 1111 ' 51111. 1Jz1vi117 J111111flI'?..1'x1'ifi1' 11z1w1'11111-11 011111 .1111i111 il 811111112 S1k'l' 1111-1 1111i1111.'7 1 1'1.1111'11- N11-11 11111 1111, 11111 s11111111111111s 1 11111 211l1fl'V.H . 1 1- 11 rw , Jlzss JICD111 f211lll0j'011 115' 21 11116211111 S11111111 211 1110 11211'1i 111 1110 1'11111111f 41 Lqlm 'nm lmluml L 0h1f WMI' IH l11d1Nm1U1 ,HAH' 'UNI .. , - , A , , , - 311 ,.a11101'11'1gI 111111 s1111111J1111g z11011g1. f11l?111V 111111111 111 21 11111 S1011 110 111111117111 :1 .1os011111110. 1111611 111110 51111 1111111g. . . 1 - , , 1- . ' . . 1111151 111110, 111111 111011 to 1'011111111b111' XV1121.t 1111111w1111. 111 1108 1:1111 1111 11 11111111 I0SP'Jl12711I' 1 kA'W0111111f1 - 1 - 11 - -- - - I ' p ' 1 I f 'J' I A 11' . V. 111s 1111011 T111s IS 1V112l1 1111 1'11:111: My 1'l'1l?1111S. 11118 IS W1111115' 2111 1111111111- H1311 Mf'D'H'f Ril015U1'111 Whilf WVVV YOU 11011131 p:11'1111 SIJ1'11l'11. 1 111C1 11111 11X11111'1 111 1111 1121111111 011 111 Sm' 21 W01'11 NY111111 I 0'111111 RaeZ1u1'11- Oh, 1 was helping' Jos11p11i110. hero. And 1111! 102111111111 111111111 1111 was 1111111115 1110 11'1111l. I 1128 Jlixs ,1111'1'1'IY-- .X1'll1111'. gin' 2111 l'X2llllPlt' of llllllIllU1'illlY0 llVSi'l'l1Tll0ll.li ,lrflzizr Ziffflffig 1Q21ftn-1' ln' llflll linislwd Talking' to tho girl nwxl io himl YUS.lll. Ah-l1-h-h-11-I1-h hoy 1vo1'o El hlno suit liyv illlll il h21ll' fi-vt t21ll. llfziwhf' llfziizrr l'c'1'ilicisi11g 2111 r1ss21y in 21 llit. ll ifl21ss1f l lilco lho XYZIY i1 Hnishvs 1'ig'l1t up 21nd stops. .llzsq .lfif1'2f 'Wvll. llvllv. 2ll'l' you i111 11'ox'i11ff 21111' i11 your 'I'21IlllIl2ll'?ii 2 C' 1 u F' Hvllw Eslf11'I11'or1k- Yon! 11111 u'l S. ilicc-itiiiggg lflnglisli llisto1'ylf ,Xt this lllllk' Hairy Slllill'l diodf' Allies ,ll0I'fl'l'l8U'llfHhxvllf. shi' didn 'T dio i11 f0ll?lj'7S losson, did shvfl' stu llislrussion ol' one of thc ovil 1'l1211'a0101's fl'UflL1Clltly found in Go1'11121,n dv. Qlliss S11 Iluflfli-'ixvllill would you do if 21 IDE!!! did that to youll, Fr1111i.'4 l 'd 1-hon oil' l1is lll'2lll and thvow it in, I1is l'2lf'0.li lin llvlrfen f,lBl if'7l-ilillllil c'21v21liQ1' pools wroh- about l0Y0f?l1'1il-Ollltll' soiisvh-ss things. N .Uiss lJovl.'1111- Si11o0 wo ll2kVK' givi-11 Tho 5111111-1'21l dc-finition of Qllillllfltll? D. 1 lf' , 1 o41u21lio11s, will you now llillllb lho 1'l21ss1-s of flllHCll'2lllC 0q11:1tions?'l ll.- llu1'Q Qllltl i11lh1c'tod 41llZl1lI'2ltlC 0fll12lll011S.i7 om El F11-sh1112111 i1x21111i1121tio11 p21po1': fl0l1fllK'll1S lllll'0Cllllf0Cl The 3lO9HIlQl'Eillll2l1l roligion into lllllllil. T1 XVHS foundod o11 tho lll'i1V01llj' hodivs , illlll 1-unoil'o1'n1 x1'1'itingr.' Tho l,ll00l1ll'l2111S 11'21dod along' tho Al0Llll0l'l'21llk'illl. Thvii' uhcofo ex- 1 porlo was tho Illlillltll. ' Sificimixo CLASS Q1u,vl1'011f Wl121'1 dom-s tho word 'c'21n11il121l' 1Il02lll?ll l,01'1f11 Wolfe- A c211111il121l is 21 pl'l'S0ll who cats 111issio11211'ivs.7' R. O. h21d just 0Illt'l'lfKl Tho 2lSSl'lIllJly l'00lll with 2111 oxm-ssiyv Zllllillllll of Colg.g'21'tG's on lll'l' f21011. F If.- 0h. R. your vyQl11'o11's aw fl'0Slllll.U 12511 F1-11111 2111 li11g1'lisl1 YI 4'l21ss ,l'1SSZl.V--lll Tha- middlo ol' lho night. l'il'llillS told ll1S Sl'l'Y2llll. Sl1'2ll0. to hold his sword Zlllll lhwn llll'll 2111'21y his lm-0 lhzil he inight run on it. I1'u,s.w Illfillsiizyffi' lI1':111sl211i11g' i11 llc-1'1112111 lll.lf 'l'l10 hoy llilll il noso wlnvli 11c11tl1111' his llilllllll' noi' l1is inoflivi' llilllfi 01111 nf 1111 .llzimnf lSlJt'2llilll.2 to Mr. .xC'lil5l'SUllD?HI miss my Virgil so lIlllCll.H 1112 -lvl-11-121111--- 0l1, th21T's only 71 mild w21y of saying lhzif you miss MIC. X ,llisx fIl.f--f XVl1o was l,I'0SlllK'l1l ll2ll'l'lS0l1iS running lllillikill 01111111111 llllllfjl --- Mis ll2ll'I'lSOll.H .llzfw Sfl'UllllHI.fI'f l'l2ll'l ll'2lllSl2llt' 'who loft tho hooks lying on The t21blo'? Eur! lll'iIllSl2ll0Sl-'iXvllfl lm-ft thi- hooks laying on tho t21hloY Miss Sl'I'UlIHlI'7il'l' Qin il C'Olll'l'lil17tl10llS loiivj- l'3oolis don 'T l21y.7' 'Fhoy woru spv21lii11gr Zllltlllllf having tho rvst room i11 El fliffowiit pl2100. Ililllll Sfrlizilclafiflrl- NVQ 1-onld have it i11 A Room. .Xvliio mzikos it so nioe Zlllil qiiivtf' T. lln llilllll l'l21sslff- How do Latin nouns show thoii' c'21s0s?l' Pf-filly lhoii' lllfO0ll'7l1.H Jlixx Dull!- How is Hondvi' i11 nouns shown? F1'f.w7L111u11i Iiy illl lllluO1'll.Zll C'll2lll,QO.il .1 -l1c11'i01' Csm-1-i11g1 21 l+'1'11sl11112111 lying: on tho g1'21ss, said to 2111otl101'lf l1ook how 121ll Tho g'1'21ss is on H1211 IJl2108.H IJVOIII il l'l1'0SlllIl2lll l+Iss21yf'l'l1c bull rushod out with El loud 21nd low l'0ill'. Fwslz 1111111 Cin l1is slw-plvo' l'21p21l llilplll I Uilllil do this Ofllliillilll. 2x plus X oqunls 2lgl'l'llf0lZl.ii flIllfIMlS'1'RY twmss .Vorrix -lows-t l'lie zine passed into the retortfl .Ur C0015-i'hY0S. but what form was the zine in in the retort? .Yorris-'WVhy. in the bottom. Jlr. I'oolf- lint in what shape?l' Norriv- Tl1e shape of the bottom of the retort, of course. lalllll-If UI-.-'on Cin quest of Antimony asked Hr. Cookj-NIVhere is the Alimony? Jlr. Vook Ctrying to impress upon our minds that we could not get along without sulphuric aeidj-said that it is used in stareh, sugar, clothing, and everything else that we eat. A 1172111 un .llr. I'l1'fj1 fatter eivies elassl-Hllelpliine. what makes you so nervous when ealled on to reeite? Why don't. you say something'?l' Ilflplzinf Cin a well regulated voieej- You see. Mr. l'lrey. it is very ditfic-ult for me to reeite. as l am bothered a great deal with stutter- ing and am also tongue-tied. .llr. Flrfy Calways ready for an emergent-yj-itDelphine, does your tongue-tied attlietion bother you in your written tests. also?', Jlr, I'I1'fj1 rto eivies elasslfu lt seems strange. but nevertheless it 's true. .. . that the State of Indiana has so many more feeble-minded persons than any other state. Down there it almost seems contagious. l've lived there most of my time till this year. Jlr. V111 gf. QTalking of the redueed rates of eertain Hseeond tloor eloth- ing housesl- VVouldn't you elimb a flight ot' stairs to save rkltl T Vit-lor Ulsons- Xo. l'd take the elevator, Uh a Prof, there is from lndianar, Who nervously twists his white bandanar. And who. when mueli fussed. NYith his light loeks all mussed. NYill pronounee sum-h words as pianner. Jlr. Fools tto a chemistry elass making sulphur matehesj-'kNoW I Wish you 'd work quiekly and work alone. Helen, Sni1'tl.'a-UXVell, Mr. Cook, llelen Snyder and I just have to work together. 'eause it takes two to make a match. Jlr. Fool: Cexplaining properties ot' hydrocarbon groupj-L'lfluorine is sueh a strong aeid that if the laundries used it as a bleach. we shouldn't even get the button holes back. .llr. Bllfl'lIl'1d1'7' Cduring a reminiseenee in a ehemistry elassj+4'XVhen I was a boy, in order to earn spending money, we used to eolleet old bones and sell them. Cllaterj baek of our house there was an old eemetery-? 4? ? H lllrseg Mr. l'lrey asked for examples of how large firms used their waste ma- terial. Harold filanxer gave tor an example large automobile eompanies make motoreyeles out ot' their waste materials. Student-- t'ivies eould be easilv made two terms. .lIr. Ylliryf trolling his handkerehiet' about his hand and uneonseiously erasing the boardif- I hope no one in this elass makes it two terms. iltdllllllllll ot' Xv2lt'2lll0lI - NYhen the Vivies elass eame to its room. The air did all pupils eonsume. There was sueh a smell. That one pupil fell. Frank Tupa was soaked with perfume. S'l1ef ,'111 V1 voir. H He-t'What's that? Sl1e4H'l'lia.t's good-bye in l+'reneh.7' Ile-' ' l 'arbolie aeid. then. Slit-' ' What 's that J? He--'4That's good-bye in liquid formf' use 442. 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REMBRANDT sTU111o The Bank that has grown up and kept pace with the growth of East Minneapolis Loeb 'Arcade BANK BROS' Iiervss 443111110 Sfvrrvts nf ifenst ifziiglf' Now Slltlllllll soumls 21 hell sharp, short 111141 elvzir. The iloors fly OIJU11 z1111l tho lIlOlJ lin-1-ps pave NYitl1 lllSl't'gIilI'll for ,l0gQ.l'll1g2fS, o11 they 1'il1'0. Yet striving with vyc Iixwl, to stmightwziy sh-er Tl1o111svlvos to the ll1l1I'll Cllllllilll' ever Lll'2l1'. Thou single tile they la-:iw tho lllllCll sought plzleo Ami each tlCIl2l1'iS with hun and llliilllllllg' fame To seek his liinnl with looks of fl'll'l1lllf' l'll0l'l'. Thus would l like to pass the live long' clay S111'ro1111nlocl hy lllf' SCllO0l-lI1iliUS jJQl'l'2li :incl Slllilll. To watch tho seniors izilk. the fl'0SlllIlG1l play. To moot the short, the 111icldlo-sized. the tzill. To hem' the joyous voir-es and the way Their K'?ll'0fl't'l' lilllg'lliC'l' rings ilowu the hall. Reports had :ill h 1111 given out : A stumlont l'Ui1llll'll thc halls uhout, To iilul the l0E1CllQl' illltl lllillii' 11, fuss, 'l 'ziuso she hzicl got El clouhlo pl11s. One Weiliwsmlziy at the l1o11r of tliroo. A mother l'2llIlll to school to soo -lust why hor ll0IH'lllll ilid not shim- Rut 2ll1SW01'l'll to 21 llll1lllS Slgllp Sho lliqhiit take tho l1l'1'lllll.S pzirtg Nor yet ih-c'lz11'o hor hoy was Slll2ll't. - TlFl1Olil'.Nfil'l O1,soN. VALNIA Mi, ' 7 V