East Chain High School - Saga Yearbook (East Chain, MN)

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I m Wednesday It was 8 14 on the eve of june 10 1985 Id just reported to the Snr geant RONALD SLATER at the Thnrteenth Precnnct It seems Ronnne became aware of hrs lnfetnme s ambntnon durnng hns sennor class play I had been placed on operatnon XYZ. sectnon O fnle number 1324 The case The proprnetor of a large boardnng house nn the metropolntan area of New York had yust reported a mayor robbery I jumped nnto my newly purchased Vrland Specnal CARROLL VILAND had nn the last thnrty years bunlt up a thrnvnng automo- bnle nndustry manufacturnng the worlds speednest sports car I rushed to the ad dress gnven to nnvestngate the detanls f the robbery The boardnng house was located nn the arnstocratnc sectnon of town The bunldnng was a stately mansnon I entered the house and recognnzed ROGER BORCHARDT I soon realnzed that he had advanced to the hngh post of personal secretary to the hys terncal mnddle aged woman he was trynng to calm She turned out to be ELAINE SWAN SON another graduate of 1955 who was now the proprnetor and owner of a chann of board nng houses located nn all the large cntnes of the Unnted States Her law fnrm Hanson and Son was represented nn the body of the elder attorney ARLO HANSON He explann ed nn a very expernenced manner the detanls of the case Someone had stolen Mnss Swan son s lnttle run about Chrysler coupe M Hanson gave me a Inst of suspects and I lost no tnme nn contactnng the fnrst person I nntervnewed DARRELL BUHMANN the nnformauon Next on the lnst was SKIP MEYERS wnnner of a Nobel Prnze who has made East Cham proud of hnm by nnventnng a cheap grade of alcohol rubbnng that ns No nnformatnon I nnvestrgatedthe next lead LOIS MADSEN Professor of Physncal Educatron of Gustavus Adolphus No nnformatnon I walked down a beaten path and found that tt led to the Ce lander Manufacturnng Works It seems RICH ARD CELANDER had bunlt a better mouse trap than hns nenghbor and the proposntnon had pand off I nnvestngated the next suspect AUDREY BACON the ambassadress to Indonesna N nnformatnon Then I rntervnewed IOYCE MARQUARDT who has started her own Shorthand Offnce Practnce School at the grownng metropolns of Pnlot Grove No nn formatnon Whnle questnonnng BEVERLY BARKE who recently recenved an Oscar for her superb actnng nn her latest movne ' MUD OVER MIAMI' the chnef photographer for MGM WILLIS COLE dropped a case of flash bulbs and I cut myself whnle helpmg to clean up the debris I decnded to stop at the closest Doctor s offnce and have my cut cleaned and bandaged The nurse at the desk turned out to be KAY JOHNSON who last year recenved the coveted tntle of Mnss Cornea Trans planter of the Year Kay escorted me nn to the Doctor and to my surprnse I was greet ed by that world famous surgeon RAYMOND CARLSON Raymonds medncal career ns wndely known for hns research nn the fneld of amputatnon of amoebna s legs After leavnng the doctor s offnce I nnter vnewed the next suspect She turned out to be none other than LILLIAN SHUMSKI Lnllnan surprnsnngly enough turned out to be the old mard of the class devotnng her lnfe to the under-prnvnleged chnldren of Lower Slobovna To contact the next person on my Inst I found nt necessary to make plane reser vatnons As I boarded the plane I was greeted by the old famnlnar face of RONNIE FARM He was now the most promnnent pnlot of the Trans World Anrlnnes My nnter vnew was wnth NADINE BROWN who ns teachnng the Mambo to the natnves No nn- formatnon Whnle talknng wnth JOAN WEINMANN I dnscovered that she had qunt college before the completnon of her fnrst semester and taken up the art of wrestlnng Last nnght she defeated josephnne Louns at Madrson Square Gardens No nnformatnon My next lead took me to Camp Rnpley Mnnnesota I found DENNIS ANDERSON drnllnng the raw recrunts nn a harsh expern enced Army vonce He had advanced to the rank of Sargeant nn the last thnrty years No nnformatnon I questroned another suspect ALICE FURLAND who was operatnng a beauty salon nn the busnness sectnon of Guckeen No nnformatnon The follownng address was located nn the arnstocratnc sectnon of Wash nngton I found the ex NORMA ERICKSON presndnng over the Rockefeller household It seems Norma had taken over where Bobo left off No rnformatnon The next person I nnvestngated was nan of the Chncago Publnc Lnbrary As a sndelnne Karnn translates Shakespeare s works from Englnsh to Mongolnan No nn- formatnon I questnoned RUSSELL JENSEN who was now bat boy for the Brooklyn Dodgers Russell was the only graduate of 1955 that went nnto sports as a career No nn formatnon The suspect Inst had dwnndled down I talked to MAVIS SHUMSK1 Mavns had been an exhnbntnon skatnng partner at Ankeny s Roller Rnnk at Blue Earth untnl she marrned her skatnng partner and settled down to ranse a famnly No nnformatnon Next I nntervnewed HARVEY MADSEN He was operatnng a Taxn Servnce to and from hngh school The rates fnve cents for redheads seven cents for brunettes and blondes rnde free No nnformatron There was only one name left on my Inst He had to be the gunlty one It was LARRY ANDERSON Larry was a renowned engn neer whose latest proyect was stranghtennng the Leannng Tower of Pnsa No nnformatnon I decnded to gnve up I mnght as well face the facts I would never make a de ICCIIVE My decnsnon was made- Id hand tn my badge I returned to the statnon house at 11 36 A M july 11 and reported at the desk just as I began talknng to the Sargeant the telephone rang was Mnss Swanson She apolognzed for bother nng me and sand she had HCCldently mns placed her lnttle Chrysler nn the glove compartment of her Cadnllac Sedan Thns closed operatnon XYZ sectnon O fnle number 1524 W ednesday Thnrteenth Precmct , l . , . . - .Y u , . , 1 ' . 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