Earlville Central High School - Chemadon Yearbook (Earlville, NY)

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W. E, THE Class of '48, being of semiequal physical and mental ability, do declare this our last will and testament. Dot Dresser- Leaves her ability to type to Bob Austin and her way with the boys to Beverley Pitman. Ellen Izard- Leaves her deviltry to Irene Taylor and her eyes to Laura Scarlett. Rupert Tarbell- Leaves his physique to Marvin Jantzen and his bow ties to Ken Rodman. Roy Irwin- Leaves his athletic ability to George Mills and his refraining from girls to Jim Mykytyn. Doobie Chase-Leaves himself to the girls and his wooing ways to Paul Nower. Herbie Scott- Leaves his jokes to George McIntyre and ability to grease cars to joe Crandall. - Lamar Schoonmaker- Leaves her studiousness to Jane Russell and her dislike for boys to Mary Cooper. Juanita Onyan- Leaves her silly streaks to Dorothy Griffin and her bangs to Marge Head. Jackie Merkt- Leaves her ability of leadership and getting along with others to Betty Miner. Beverly Excell- Leaves her secretarial ability to Mary Arm Goodspeed and ' not letting anyone run over her to Audrey Thayer. Elouise Hartshorn- Leaves her talkatlveness to Bertha Schorer and her appe- tite to Opal Bigford. Mary Drake- Leaves her ladylike ways and quiet manners to Laura Baker. Norma Rothwell- Leaves her slim figure to Janet Knapp and Eleanor Schlernltzauer Wayne Russell- Leaves his musical ability and ability to drive a car to George Hendricks. Bob Walker- Leaves his red hair to Don Merkt and his mechanic ability to Hamp Miles. We leave to the teachers the following: Mr. Stormer-The quietness of our departure. Mr. Rowley-A bigger and better Sophomore History Class. Mrs. Nash-A cooperative Senior Class to put on a good Senior play. Mr. Zucchl-A paper doll--all his own. Mrs. Walker-A 1948 Cadillac, with chauffeur, to come to school in. Mr. Snell- A house closer to the school--closely guarded on Hallowe'en night. Miss LeClair-A few more pounds so she can really worry about getting fat. Miss Holmes and Miss Mang-A new furnished home with all the modern conveniences. Mrs. Frasure-A maid to do her housework--especially to scrub floors. Mr. Mykytyn-A new shipment of athletes to take the place of the Senior boys. Mr. Quinby-A chair, especially made to fit in trees. Miss Henty-A bathing suit with a well known name. SIGNED AND SEA LED this twenty-eighth day of June, One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Forty-eight. President - Se mf? WITNESSETH : P' Luadijiei ---.-54- Vice -President reasufef 12

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s EARL Illli D LY TRIBUN gEARLVILLE CENTRAL sc:-zoos., cuss or 48, IN THE NEWS' NEWS AND VIEWS IZARD HAS LEADING ROLE Ellen Izard has recently been picked to placy in the S1,000,000,00 pro- duction, Ellen Get Your Gun. Ellen was asked how she happened to be picked for this part, and she said that she was playing cops and robbers with her little nephew on the lawn of her Beverly Hills Home. A movie producer happened by-- that did itl NEW LEBANON TEACHER Miss jackie Merkt has been hired to teach one section of the thlrd grade in the Lebanon Central School. She was grad- uated from Cortland State Teachers' College in 1952 and taught ln Publlc School 488 ln Buffalo but decided to come to a larger school. NEW MAYOR OF EARLVILLE Mrs. Brooks Knee Bev- erly Excellj has just been appointed mayor of Earl- ville to flll the vacancy caused by the death of her late usband, Mayor Brooks. We think she will make a good mayor' because for many years she has been telling her husband what to do, and she surely won't let any- one tell her what to do. OUTSTANDING FARM ER Herbert Scott, outstanding farmer of the state, has been awarded blue ribbons for his Holstein cattle. After receiving his prize money, he discussed how he had raised his flne herd of -purebreds. He started wlth one nice little cow named Dolly. It was his favorite and he fed her only cawwots. SECRETARY AT POOLVILLE PREP Norma Rothwell is the new secretary at the Poolville Prep School. Rumors have it that our new Mayor has been seen about the high spots with her Cecil Vanderhoof. lrwln's Theater is show- ing Ellen Get Your Gun this week. This is Roy's first release direct from Hollywood. If you want to see a good movie, stop in at Irwin's Theater and see Ellen Get Your Gun. No word has yet been heard from Sir Dooblus Chase. Will he return? We have been noticing how well Flat Tire Tarbell and Grease Monkey Walk- er's cars have been running lately. It's about time they got them fixed. Mr. 6 Mrs. Jim Mykytyn expect a capacity crowd when their Silent Six play M. E. C. at the local school Friday. The Old Maids' Club for Lonely Hearts is now open for Old Bachelors. BODY BUILDING STEW Mrs. 1. Mykytyn has just invented a new stew made mainly from cawwots. Mrs. M. was formerly none other than Juanita Onyan. She has fed so much stew to her husband jim that he now resem- bles Bugs Bunny. She also trains her football team, made up of her six sons called the Silent Six, they run just like wittle wabblts. They have a new play they call Hop over Six. They expect to try it out Friday at the L. C. S. vs. Morris- ville-Eaton game. All those interested in nursing attend the meeting at the local Hospital where Miss Drake will be guest speaker. For the exciting new stew recipe write to Miss Hartshorn at E. C. S. Farmer Scott's pet, Dolly the Cow, has suddenly dropped dead. He is now going to join the Dresser Lonely Hearts Club. Paintings of the famous Mr. Vanderbullt are now on display at the local museum. Don't forget to listen in tonight on station W. S. S. A. for the musical pro- gram K1llers for Rodents, staring Wayne Russell. The enrollment in the third grade at L. C. S. has decreased. Miss Merkt is the teacher. Miss Rothwell is leav- ing her job for a week's vacation in Peekskill. EXPLORER EXPECTED TO RETURN Sir Dooblus Chase, well known scientist who ls testing new equipment on the Moon, is expected to bring back valuable scien- tific information--if he comes back. NEW C LUB FORMED A new club has been formed by Dorothy Dresser, and Old Maids' Club for Lonely Hearts. So far it has been very successful as the registration now numbers 300. DELICIOUS STEW Miss Eloulse Hartshorn, dietician at the County Memorial Hospital, has been experimenting with new foods and new food combinations. She is introducing cawwot stew this week. The receipt is what she and Mrs. Mykytyn concocted. MEDICAL STAFF MEETING The Medical Staff of the County Memorial Hospital at Earlville is planning a meeting for nurses and doctors who have done outstanding work through the year. Miss Mary Drake will be the guest speaker. Mary is now head nurse at the C. M. H. On Iune 28, 1948, flfteen Seniors graduated from E. C. S. This week each of these Seniors is in the news It ls interesting to follow these people in the news and we are very happy to present news items about each of these E. C. S. '48 alumni. MILLION-DOLLAR TRUMPET Wayne Russell who is currently featured with Russell's Hot Shots will be in town this weekend. ln talking to Wayne we found that he had a mouse in his million dollar trumpet. As a result it squeaked when it should have squawked and caused him consider- able trouble. Now he ls on a program for Killers of Rodents, an anti-mouse program. SUPER FIX-IT MAN Rupe Tarbell and Bob Walker fix anything except Model-T Fords and football games. They are not able to take any more jobs this week---they are busy fixing their own cars. NEW OPERATOR FOR THEATER Roy Irwin, purchaser of Baker's theater, has increased the seating from 300 to 1000 by enlarging the house. He now gets productions straight from Hollywood at cut rates. ARTIST RETURNS FROM EUROPE Mrs. Pierpont Vanderbullt, Ir. fformerly Miss Lamar Schoonmakerj of Smyrna just arrived from Europe. She ls a professional art- ist and has been exper- lmentlng with fluorescent colors a special technique which she has created. Mr. Vanderbuflt helped Lamar considerably, until the time of his death, by holding her brushes and mixing the paint. 11

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