Eagle River High School - Northern Trail Yearbook (Eagle River, WI)

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fy . ff W le- X , ll , f QW' X w mg ff . '?! i I I X IE :I -'fi I I I I I x 25 , ali. it -We ,M Q dr, X ' X f 1hat's that black crepe on the door for, - Coach: is someone dead? George N: That's not black crepe, that's Gump's towel. They marked the exams so strictly, they flunked him for having a period upside down. I r P . . ,.f. r a A arody in Latin cp J H f , lj Self Education Corwin Funkey, a student in Miss ,4 ' NJ G 'N canfielcvs class flunked in Latin. ,f - Henry Sayner' had been very much In the qui the student was called U , Occupied all by himself' over in upon to V' e gfwritten translation J '1 the corner of the nmin room. He gf the ve 6 below, I , xifx was working with a stub of pen- Isabilli, Heres ago. 5 dwg, cil on a piece of paper. Fortibus es in aro. slr, 1 , UDog-gone,H he exclaimed hap- Noces, Hari Thebi trux ' u pily, if I ain't learned to Vatis in em pax a dmc. write! After weeks of effort, Corwin came :XJ I-2 WI Almond Nosarzewski got up and forth with the following. E I looked over the scrawl. UI say, Billie, here's a go, 'H ' nWhat do it say?H he asked. Forty buses in a row.H ll HI uon't know,H Henry replied No, says Mary, they be trucks. I N with 3 P'-122195 frown- I Hwhat is in 'em?N HPacks o' ducks.W ueorge N. Thoug disco Class Dismissed? No! Fresh: Is Miss Slauson very strict in History Class? Soph: Is she? Why, when a pupil dies during a lecture, they prop him up in the seat until the end of the hour.N Miss Austin ftrying to Now, students, what lines side by side, H6 Knew are two straight spaced even? Don E: Parking spaces. ain't learned to read yet. ht I'd just mess around, so many great veries are made by some lucky accident. Rejuvenation Henry T: Going around with women a lot keeps me young. Neal L: How come? Henry T: I started going around with them four years ago, when I was a fresh- man, and I'm still a freshman. explain parallel J - Barely Possible Miss Slauson: Who was Talley-rand? Gay W: A fan dancer, and cut the baby talk.

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Irking Mr. Carter: UCn her oi hteenth birth- day, I pave Florence her ?irst front- door key.H A Friend: UThat was the proper modern spirit, old man.H Mr. Carter: HNot necessarily. I just got tired of having her knock off the milk bottles crawling through the pantry window. k Vantage Point Two mosquitoes once lit on the features Cf two fair and peroxided creatures. Ylhen asked by what rirfht, They replied, '.'!e're not tipht, e're just seeing the fame from the bleachers. Not On Her Life! Mr. Johnson: Decline 'love,' Hope. Hope Cavin: Decline love, professor? Tactful First Pupil: I don't think that Mr. Richards, upstairs, likes to hear If H Lewis Zimpelmann play the drum, but . he certainly is tactful about it. 6 6 Second Pupil: Why'? X U 1 - First Pupil: This afternoon he gave u f , Shirley Hedberg a knife and asked v ANNUA 4 N :er if she knew what was inside the A rum. of H.:- EF- High Cost of Parent Consultation Mr. Eurress sternly: Bill, I shall X gizemtgouask your father to come and Z 5 Bill Gary: Better not teacher, Pop 4 S- charges two dollars a visit. xr -V i That sounds like one of Joe Trinka's Problem Mr. Burgess: Oxygen is essential to all animal existence. Life would be im- possible without it. Yet, it was discovered only a hundred years ago. Jim M: What did they do before it was Not me-., discovered? K 1 .m f .1 5' 6 - , V as ...-' ,1 N .-J., Z X v 8 XX rfXf7 9xxxxv Nf N .1 ,ij - 1 I ' This ' ' fab! Norman B. Dawn H. I'1l never be late again-I hope. Phew! I missed that one. Bald-headed Bring It On Hr. Simon is getting so bald-headed he Lefty: nyou ought to take chlorofomgv has to tie a string around his forehead to Flash: Yeh? 'N'ho teaches it? tell how far up to wash his face.

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