Eagle River High School - Northern Trail Yearbook (Eagle River, WI)

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Irking Mr. Carter: UCn her oi hteenth birth- day, I pave Florence her ?irst front- door key.H A Friend: UThat was the proper modern spirit, old man.H Mr. Carter: HNot necessarily. I just got tired of having her knock off the milk bottles crawling through the pantry window. k Vantage Point Two mosquitoes once lit on the features Cf two fair and peroxided creatures. Ylhen asked by what rirfht, They replied, '.'!e're not tipht, e're just seeing the fame from the bleachers. Not On Her Life! Mr. Johnson: Decline 'love,' Hope. Hope Cavin: Decline love, professor? Tactful First Pupil: I don't think that Mr. Richards, upstairs, likes to hear If H Lewis Zimpelmann play the drum, but . he certainly is tactful about it. 6 6 Second Pupil: Why'? X U 1 - First Pupil: This afternoon he gave u f , Shirley Hedberg a knife and asked v ANNUA 4 N :er if she knew what was inside the A rum. of H.:- EF- High Cost of Parent Consultation Mr. Eurress sternly: Bill, I shall X gizemtgouask your father to come and Z 5 Bill Gary: Better not teacher, Pop 4 S- charges two dollars a visit. xr -V i That sounds like one of Joe Trinka's Problem Mr. Burgess: Oxygen is essential to all animal existence. Life would be im- possible without it. Yet, it was discovered only a hundred years ago. Jim M: What did they do before it was Not me-., discovered? K 1 .m f .1 5' 6 - , V as ...-' ,1 N .-J., Z X v 8 XX rfXf7 9xxxxv Nf N .1 ,ij - 1 I ' This ' ' fab! Norman B. Dawn H. I'1l never be late again-I hope. Phew! I missed that one. Bald-headed Bring It On Hr. Simon is getting so bald-headed he Lefty: nyou ought to take chlorofomgv has to tie a string around his forehead to Flash: Yeh? 'N'ho teaches it? tell how far up to wash his face.

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Basketball IHST EQQ: Joe Novakovich, James Gander, Bill Sparks, Jess Warner, Maynard Smith, Fred Herman. SECOND QQH: Coach Ernie Johnson, Bob Kringle, Lowel Ludwig, Walter Hermanson Charles Maynard, ed Hansen, Don Ervin, Bob Rand. , HIRD Bill Kubinek, Joe Benton, Dick Prebe, Eob Curran, John BSHHST-Mlfiatt Kracht. This year with the return of but one of last year's regulars, Coach Johnson proceeded 'o build one of his typical Eagle Squads. As conference leaders they have bowed only to a all sharp-shooting Phelps squad in a thriller, 37-35, Three members of the team are seniors, Sparks and Smith, regular forwards, and Novakovich eturning are Gander, Herman, and Warner. BASKETBALL SCHEDULE l9Ll-L2 Eagle River Opponents Nov. 11+ Crandon 12 20 Jan- Nov. 26 Park Falls 26 31 Jah- Nov. 28 Rhinelander 25 557 Jan' Dec. 5 Minocqua 26 18 V Feb Dec. 18 Elcho 27 19 ' Feb Jan. 9 Three Lakes 27 17 Jan. lb Argonne ' 31, 36 Feb Jan. 16 H1188 21 20 ' Feb Feb Eagle River Crandon 26 Minocqua 39 Phelps 35 Phelps 31+ Elcho 37 Games to be played Three Lakes Hilea Park Falls

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fy . ff W le- X , ll , f QW' X w mg ff . '?! i I I X IE :I -'fi I I I I I x 25 , ali. it -We ,M Q dr, X ' X f 1hat's that black crepe on the door for, - Coach: is someone dead? George N: That's not black crepe, that's Gump's towel. They marked the exams so strictly, they flunked him for having a period upside down. I r P . . ,.f. r a A arody in Latin cp J H f , lj Self Education Corwin Funkey, a student in Miss ,4 ' NJ G 'N canfielcvs class flunked in Latin. ,f - Henry Sayner' had been very much In the qui the student was called U , Occupied all by himself' over in upon to V' e gfwritten translation J '1 the corner of the nmin room. He gf the ve 6 below, I , xifx was working with a stub of pen- Isabilli, Heres ago. 5 dwg, cil on a piece of paper. Fortibus es in aro. slr, 1 , UDog-gone,H he exclaimed hap- Noces, Hari Thebi trux ' u pily, if I ain't learned to Vatis in em pax a dmc. write! After weeks of effort, Corwin came :XJ I-2 WI Almond Nosarzewski got up and forth with the following. E I looked over the scrawl. UI say, Billie, here's a go, 'H ' nWhat do it say?H he asked. Forty buses in a row.H ll HI uon't know,H Henry replied No, says Mary, they be trucks. I N with 3 P'-122195 frown- I Hwhat is in 'em?N HPacks o' ducks.W ueorge N. Thoug disco Class Dismissed? No! Fresh: Is Miss Slauson very strict in History Class? Soph: Is she? Why, when a pupil dies during a lecture, they prop him up in the seat until the end of the hour.N Miss Austin ftrying to Now, students, what lines side by side, H6 Knew are two straight spaced even? Don E: Parking spaces. ain't learned to read yet. ht I'd just mess around, so many great veries are made by some lucky accident. Rejuvenation Henry T: Going around with women a lot keeps me young. Neal L: How come? Henry T: I started going around with them four years ago, when I was a fresh- man, and I'm still a freshman. explain parallel J - Barely Possible Miss Slauson: Who was Talley-rand? Gay W: A fan dancer, and cut the baby talk.