Eads High School - Eagle Yearbook (Eads, CO)

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TOMMY FLORENCE JOYCE W.

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SHARYN JOYCE A. DAVID RICHARD FRANCES CH „ES BOBBY DOROTHY

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Senior Class Prophecy This is O. I. Blab, your on-the-spot reporter, at La Guardia Field in New York City where the rocket ship, EHSS-1953, is about to take off for the first trip to the planet. Mars. The ship, as I look at it from the new 4,000 foot control tower is a sleek, shin- ing 3,000 foot monster with a diameter of 200 feet. It is silver with blue trim, the high school class colors of the geniuses who designed it. I can see them now standing on the platform along side the ship talking to news re- porters and submitting to photographers their triumphant smiles. Right now I can catch a glimpse of Bruce Fischer, a short stocky man with horn rimmed glasses and a slightly receding hairline and standing near him is Tommy Stoker, a tall, handsome man with his usual well-dressed look that is so famous. Today he is wearing a two-toned suit of green and purple with a bright orange shirt and pink tie. He is wearing his famous convertible top derby hat. On the opposite side of the platform stand two charming ladies who complete the quartet of geniuses accredited for designing the ship. Frances Bird a tall dark haired woman wearing 5 1 2 inch heels imported from Lower Slobovia and atop her well-groomed head a new 4 foot spiral creation designed in Dogpatch, U. S. A. , the new fashion center of the world. Beside her stands May Morton, wearing a flesh-colored well-fitted suit and her eyebrows waved and eye lashes daintily curled across her lovely cheeks. On each of her long slender fingers she is wearing a Tom Corbett space cadet ring. A very charming picture. They are servicing the ship now and it would be unthinkable not to mention the hard- working men who are so efficently dropping the tiny fuel capsules into the fuselage of the beautiful ship. These brave men, Billy Mast and Byron Lynn, are wearing the space suits especially designed for this trip by Space Supplies, Inc. , located on the Moon. Mr. Mast and Mr. Lynn will, with the aid of suction cups on their shoes, re- fuel the EHSS-1953 while it is traveling through outer space. Soon to make their ap- pearance on the field will be the pilot, Miss Pattie Dunlap, and Mr. Cussins, who wear atomically heated bare, I mean bear, skins which are fitted on the right leg with a miniature atomic hotplate and on the left leg with a tiny coffee percolator which will enable them to prepare the food and coffee capsules they are taking with them. They will wear dignified looking beanies with miniature propellors protruding from the top which will be used for the purpose of generating power to heat the electric ear muffs they will wear. As my eyes wander over the crowd I see many celebrities who are here to see the launching of the ship. Here is a brief rundown of the figures and their world-wide im- portance. Standing near the ship talking to the famous bass opera star, Robert Green- well, is General John Holter, who is now commander of all floating space stations in the outer atmosphere. Mr. Greenwell is sporting the new men's hair style so popular this year which consists of tiny braids an inch long tied with different colored ribbons completely surrounding the head. At the far right of the platform now shaking hands with Miss Bird is the private secretary to General Holter, Dorothy Kasza, charmingly