Dysart High School - Oracle Yearbook (Dysart, IA)

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The ORACLE I930 Miss Maulik: XVhat was the May Iilower Compact? Shirley C.: I don't know, I use Djer Kiss. Pk 222 Mr. Licklider: X-Vhat is a hydrau- lic ram ? Robert XV.: A submarine goat. :az :1: Miss Schreiber: 'AI-Dat, give me a sentence with the word 'asteroidf' Pat M.: If l' asteroid get slapped. 4: :rf :ac 'l'he Annual is a great invention. The school gets all the tame, The printer gets all the money, And the staff gets all the blame. PF 251 fir Pupil: But I don't think I de- serve an absolute zero. Teacher: Neither do I but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. :lf 221 Frank O.: lg-low many 90's did you get? Marvin I.: 'fXYhen I get another I'll have one. l Miss Rice: Kreisler makes won- derful inusicf' i Kenneth K.: I thought he made autos. Ili :lz Fl: Mrs. Iflaehlenz Name eleven of Shakespear's plays. Arlene S.: Ten nights in the bar- roonil' and the Merchant of Yen- icef, fl: :lc :ic Arlen L.: I hate to argue with people because they are always wrong. af: zl: iz Miss McCarthy: I-'low many sides does a rectangle have? I-Ielen M. Qseeing double after the partyfl Eight . 111470 66' Ylihat should we do, IfYVilbu1' and Eleanor stopped got ing together? If George G. would stop breaking the girls' hearts? If the Seniors ever put on a party and theyrwere all there? If Helen Stoner and Velma Meyer would stop vamping the boys? -loe M. wasn't so bashful? If Stanley S. would quit kidding the teachers? If the ,Iuniors weren't just as they are? lf Gwendolyn B. were shy? If Esther lrl. were prohibited from sneezing? If Helen M. wouldnlt gigle some day? If Miss Maulik didn't worry about her pupils who receive low grac,les but would relieve her worry by giving them passing grades? lf a letter didn't come from Idaho every week? al: :iz :lx If lt is estimated that the handshak- ing of the faculty before an exam, would milk every cow in the United States. zi: :Qc :ls Iflrof, Lieklider: Do you know the live reasons for gravity? Iilva R.: No, I only know four. Prof. Licklider: XVell, which one is it that you don't know?'l :iz :iz :iz 'llraflic Cop: Say you, didn't you see ine wave at you ? Lorraine M.: Yes, you fresh thing if Ellis were here, he'd paste you one for it. rlf :la :ic XVilbert L.: VVhen I marry, I'ni going to marry a girl that can take a joke. Ione L.: Don't worry, little boy, that is the only kind of a girl you'll get.

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WMMMWWMW- Theonacnzlsso -NWMMWM l U r- -in 4 1? --1 1 ' it At the age of six your school days commence, We can dress you with the clothes your mother wishes you to wear. At the age when you finish your High School Days, we have the clothings and furnishings you you Wish to Wear. Call, we will be glad to see you. STEFFEN Sz MCCUTCHEON Tama County's Leading Head to Foot Clothiers TRAER, IOWA 9. fx 'Y' V ij GX X X ' x i Mx i Ji gc 68