Dysart High School - Oracle Yearbook (Dysart, IA)

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D YSAR Tess THE BEST TOWN of its size in the best county in the best state in the best country in the world D YSAR T'--Has Good churches, a fine school, reliable business men and business concerns BE LOYAL-HDo YO UR Part Use your influence by act or word, and help to keep O UR town in the position it now enjoys CRQSBY Sf WILSON DRY GOODS - sHoEs - GROCERIES Fife FIRST NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL 550,000 SURPLUS 510,000 DYSART, IOWA Safeguards aforded money deposits in the First National Bank MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM It is a source of great satisfaction to us to know that behind this bank stands the strength of the Federal Reserve Bank System, of which we are a member Depositors in the First National Bank enjoy the protection of this great Government institution with its billions of assets and its strict United States Government supervision Seventy-three