Dysart High School - Oracle Yearbook (Dysart, IA)

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'1 fl-733 KQWN x..,nAr-pg L. gi C qn csv bare' f- t S cg? wi, Butch: I want to get my girl something nice for Christmas, but I don't want her to know anything about it. Laurence: Get a radio and she won't know anything about it for years. Leroy: Your new overcoat is rather loud. Wesley: lt,s all right when I put on a mufllerf' Mabel Griflith: Are you sure your folks know I'm coming home with you? Mary B.: They ought to, I argued with them for a whole hour about it. Lyle: Say, aren't you the fellow l met in Waterloo? Billy: Waterloo? l've never been there. Lyle: Well, neither have l. I guess it must have been two other fel- lows. Paul S.: Oh, Doctor, I feel so funny. Doctor: What's the matter? Have you vertigo?l' Paul: Oh, yes, Doctor, about two miles. A woodpecker sat on a Sophomoreis head, And settled down to drill: He bored away for an hour or more And then he broke his bill. Donald Braden: 'll flunked that quiz flat. Sophomore: 'lWhat was the matter, didn't know the answers? Donald: 'lYes, but I had vaseline on my hair and they slipped my mind. Miss jones: I want to see you get a B this semester, young man. Walter: So do I. Let's pull to- getherf' That Fresh is quite a machinist, isn't he? Yep, when the bell rings he makes a bolt for the door. Miss Killhelferz 'lWhat kind of a noun is kiss? Marie H.: Common, Miss K.: Decline it. Marie: I never do. T. B.: For the beneht of those who have been absent for a couple of days, both mentally and spiritually, I mean physically, we will review a little. Why They Come to School Some of us-to get an education. Athletes--to beat Traer. Most of us-to have a good time. Walter Goken: Do you like indoor sports? Dorothy C.: Yes, if they go home early. Landlady: 'tMelva, did that young man smoke in the parlor last night? I found matches there. Miss jones: Oh, no! He just lit a match to see what time it was. He Cgoing at usual clipj: You know, three months ago I was the same as a total idiot. What do you suppose made the change? She: What change? Miss McNees: Did you hear the new one about the mouse trap? Miss jones: No McNees: A'Well, it's snappy. J Cot 6. C Sixty-eight RASS-Rv Lg L1 ,...-ff 'f7 A : 9 1 mg -1 du:-Q 33 -4133-J C. 37 Cu' 05' ' 0 J Sr? Q I rp rf'?7

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Q 50-55 vm Q 3 60 PCC - v- -V- I QQCA oggfv . ,QNX-S C- q Billy Clark: I made 21550 a week: can you imagine it? Wesley: Yes, I can imagine it, but I don't believe it? Ye Gods and Little Fishes fSeniors and Freshmenj. Can You Imagine- Elmer without Ida? Prof. Dawson not in assembly? Wesley without his lesson? Mrs. Beatty without a smile? Mary, not chewing gum? Miss jones not taking a joke? Stewart M.: What is love? Francis W.: Love is a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt before. Words To the Wise! After all, perhaps it is better to re- main silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. For every woman who makes a fool out of a man there is another woman who makes a man out of a fool. Lyle Vaupel: What would you say if I threw a kiss at you? Mable Ash: I'd say you were the Iaziest man in the world.', Tootie Cin restaurantj: Yo you serve lobsters here? Waiter: f'Yes, we serve everybody. Sit down, sir. jerry: What do you charge for a hair-cut? Barber: Fifty cents. jerry: How much for a shave? Barber: UTwenty cents. jerry: Shave my head. Wesley Cafter ransacking the dress- ing room for a dress suitj: Has any- one seen Bill's tuxedo? Erbe: No, but I have some Prince Albert. Rex B.: How'd you get that swell- ing on your forehead ? Ralph S.: Last night my girl's father heard me call her sugar and he gave me a lump. Mabel A.: What are the three most used words in the English language? Lyle V.: I don't know. Mable: 'fCorrect. The Purpose of Some Subjects in Our Curriculum English: Very obviously for those who expect to seek their fortunes in the British Isles. Home Economics: Gives a contin- ual chance for many to get the pre- requisite in the establishing of a home. Physics: For those who are intend- ing to be physicians Cvery simplej. Algebra: Any missionary intending to go to Algiers should learn the native language of these unfortunate people. History: Anyone contemplating the vaudeville stage or editing a joke col- umn in a newspaper will Gnd valuable hints in these courses for their future career. Sociology: How to behave at for- mal dinners, the best taste in selecting clothes for various occasions should be of interest to all students. 'Notber Stage-Age joke Uuearthed When somebody springs an old joke, the oldest thing about it is when some- body else says, The nrst time I heard that one I kicked the slats out of my cradle. J C. Ot 3. C Seventy 1 -'N -iii?-1 LQ' C1 .--0.27 if rw fM 31 A 13-' '75 ul-P CJ-77' Cu' v yr?