Dysart High School - Oracle Yearbook (Dysart, IA)

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'1 fl-733 KQWN x..,nAr-pg L. gi C qn csv bare' f- t S cg? wi, Butch: I want to get my girl something nice for Christmas, but I don't want her to know anything about it. Laurence: Get a radio and she won't know anything about it for years. Leroy: Your new overcoat is rather loud. Wesley: lt,s all right when I put on a mufllerf' Mabel Griflith: Are you sure your folks know I'm coming home with you? Mary B.: They ought to, I argued with them for a whole hour about it. Lyle: Say, aren't you the fellow l met in Waterloo? Billy: Waterloo? l've never been there. Lyle: Well, neither have l. I guess it must have been two other fel- lows. Paul S.: Oh, Doctor, I feel so funny. Doctor: What's the matter? Have you vertigo?l' Paul: Oh, yes, Doctor, about two miles. A woodpecker sat on a Sophomoreis head, And settled down to drill: He bored away for an hour or more And then he broke his bill. Donald Braden: 'll flunked that quiz flat. Sophomore: 'lWhat was the matter, didn't know the answers? Donald: 'lYes, but I had vaseline on my hair and they slipped my mind. Miss jones: I want to see you get a B this semester, young man. Walter: So do I. Let's pull to- getherf' That Fresh is quite a machinist, isn't he? Yep, when the bell rings he makes a bolt for the door. Miss Killhelferz 'lWhat kind of a noun is kiss? Marie H.: Common, Miss K.: Decline it. Marie: I never do. T. B.: For the beneht of those who have been absent for a couple of days, both mentally and spiritually, I mean physically, we will review a little. Why They Come to School Some of us-to get an education. Athletes--to beat Traer. Most of us-to have a good time. Walter Goken: Do you like indoor sports? Dorothy C.: Yes, if they go home early. Landlady: 'tMelva, did that young man smoke in the parlor last night? I found matches there. Miss jones: Oh, no! He just lit a match to see what time it was. He Cgoing at usual clipj: You know, three months ago I was the same as a total idiot. What do you suppose made the change? She: What change? Miss McNees: Did you hear the new one about the mouse trap? Miss jones: No McNees: A'Well, it's snappy. J Cot 6. C Sixty-eight RASS-Rv Lg L1 ,...-ff 'f7 A : 9 1 mg -1 du:-Q 33 -4133-J C. 37 Cu' 05' ' 0 J Sr? Q I rp rf'?7

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