Durham College - Yearbook (Oshawa, Ontario Canada)

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' Hmm- Creizy gru not stick like Siweet and Sour Sauce. ' oigHT te eind jxjt ft dawn ;;3rt)Ur jianfa ami puU: therti: ;tind©rW3«r :0t : jrou: pull ■ji ' edDm YdU Sit ot ifefe :Sfid0 off : because: the : rit:tiif: :tia6 :itS:: badv : $tyIf-: : : Ah;: :af: :la»t-:- tt : ilj: you ' alone. :Itebas«ttiOft:::«i(i: :expi« c3R: :««J ' yeuis. You ■:pfck :ap : your icigftffetlj : AS ak6 a puff and - C hbii put it d o wn Sgjg f H Then you ick up aren ' t back so look for in the d, that express ds are oldest of her r. You ashtray, throom. locked gently light a unzipper jfc rou have I Wn ' fcW). What L almost Vijd ' S l Dse from itr. iken and She ' s still staring at you. Not bothering to pick up your pants or underwear, you sweep up the cat and hobble over to the door, open it a crack and swearing heave her outside teUing her unconsciously not to come back for another showing. You hobble back to your seat a little disgruntled. That feeling soon goes away with another minutes ' s reltixation on the bowl. You ' re getting into your magazine now, expression is only moments away. Then you ' re startledn by a loucb banging noise which you knoV is the fron door. You also know that this yeaul drrffi n trouble. It is. Loud elephEitjt-ffice ■footatej thunder up the staircase. It xyour. vlitqe brother. He ' s home today. It ' s pVofessio al Development Day for the schools jbld tbe ltjds Eire off. A minor oversight on yoljff pHrt? He wants into the John. , Knock, Knock, Knock. ' Whatdaya weint, ' you scream. ' Iwant in, ' he replies ' For what, number one or number two, ' you scream. T Vutriber three ifetest d;:;-,: 6n ly:xffiifci4.yx:| krty ai y:xa|:;tfrip:;:;: af i lr ;:jw{t)r: X in yoi Ci: :feE(i: :m :::; upr slijg .: ne niAb;::: ' c)J:::tl»::.:;: Suddenly you ' re aware eyes gazing upon yjur nakedness, cat. She was sleeping in the You debate whether or not to throw her out. ' Hurry up. I gott£rgor Fie pleads. ' Go downstairs, ' you offer. ' Where? he questions. ' Try a bush, ' you scream. ' Get out of there, ' he yells. ' Get lost, ' you order. ' Mom! ' he screams. Your Mother comes upstairs to find out what all the commotion is about. She asked you to leave because junior ' s bustinKJ WlSiA are you gonna do? The mood ' s q i c ; ' . anyway with all the company. You tj ::: :;; your pants and underwear and ma J{!Slj!i ::i6i)jd::- . cigarette and ashtray £md beer you wedk out. Junior seconds to express himself soap. Meanwhile, to save tL mother decides to express he has left. You ' re now laying agony because you de ji yourself for far too long, house out prune is: - ctJ l .-branflaltes: : : : He takes c »rrnTiian.d wheri rrafithel- f -: finfehed. Mwnesd sisIct; to come ' •yisifi ng ; : : JSh« ' ' s;:- been shoppiBg ; flj 1 : diiy : i and n( ta Wertt hOJtV ' . She ' s : iH;:ih$;:jmEup;;:; with baBy «ister: :for lh ' Ji4hV :i«ii;: ' S chain-smokt ' ?f -iigoretleK laler tJio giiJctiush i ' over. Doubled ' Tl]r 4p unbelje ' aWe- pain, :■ You ' re hack m the JohrTs . : ' Ynb ji V« ' :n.t ■[ i D Xo -diie .{ hv ' ati- (r(} h6 : 3j m relax a.- - il iHiw. yxpressing y(7urseln hfts ■tiOJ prinrity. You expre.ss yourself. Y«o sigjj in relief etfid :- reach over to :thip j t»t k -Iriere ' s no toilet :■ Mom ' . bv Paul Breault airiv e m- ' tjbg;- bwfore tiiith ; Is:-: ' :

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XIG Back: Doug Keane, Ken Elder, Alex Servinis, Michael Cleand, Judy Vickers, Jill Glover, Randy Alldread, Ian McGarvie Middle: Suzanne Clark, Debbie Barret, Mary Shane, Marcia Lowery, Pam C!olmer, Terry Gladman, Tracy Budai, Dianne Mills, Kevin Knight Front: Jillian Mayled, Mary Jalsevac, Nancy Noh, Carol Scales, Ingrid Kolarek Absent: Paul Beare, Susan Collier, Sheila Elkington, Stephen Gilder, Michelle Gordon, Mark Jarvis, Naomi Tremblay XID Semi-circle: Lena Dillon, Dale Cooling, Brenda Sproule, Joane Hiemstra, Marie Corcoran, Eileen Cullen, Sheila Warren centre: Francis Naccaratto, Kim Pascoe Front: Aima Mychalewycz, Janet Barton, Alice Van der Kop Absent: Sue Ackroyd, Kim Bayliss, Jack Lochhead, Lynn Scheels, Barb Stoll, Sharon West X2D Back: Mike Lidderdale, Tom BuUen, Jacques Dumas Front: Cathy Parks, Elaine Squires, Heather Lane, Laurie Lefaivre Absent: Wayne Forest, Warren Hvmg X2G Back: Pete Hermansen, Dan Overend, Kevin Parks, Bemie Dion front: Dave Lakas, Silvija Reinholds, Wendy Gibson, Patty Hicks, Joyce Chambers, Teresa Gouweleeuw, Jeff Viner Absent: Paul Breault EXPRESSION If you come from a family of five, six or more people, and you live in a house with only one bathroom, you probably can identify, with this particular beef. I happen to be a chronic reader in the ' John ' . I like to spend a lot of time, you know, on the bowl reading while I ' m doing my thing. Most males are generally like that, Comics . Playboy, Penthouse, Catalogues, anything they can get their hands on. WeU, in a big family you have to plan ahead if you want to express yourself fuUy in the John. Carefully you look about you to see if everthing is ' Gio ' , usually about twelve noon because at least one relative should be eating by then. Six o ' clock in the morning would solve everything but it ' s just too damned early and you ' re too tired for any kind of relaxing expression. At night you should have better things to do. So after picking up your selected majazine and cigarettes and an ashtray and beer if you have one, you proceed to check the situation out. You first go to the livingroom and yes, your mother ' s there quietly reading a book. The book ' s interesting because she doesn ' t look up, that should keep her

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