Dunkerton High School - Raider Yearbook (Dunkerton, IA)

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 adt Ti cU and, 7edtdUH€Ht We, the Seniors of 1949, school of Dunkerton, county of Black Hawk, State of Iowa, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament; hereby revoking any other will or wills heretofore made by us. Item I: We, the members of the Senior class, devise, and bequeath to the Juniors all our talents, high grades, ability to co-operate with the faculty, and to Mary Lou Hein, all our correctness. Item II: We, the Seniors, will and bequeath to the Juniors our small number so they will be more able to get around. (Chicago for instance.) Item III: I, Cletus Wheeler, do bequeath all my charms for women to Arnold Averhoff, so he will be sure to get Fbllett. I, Mary Renz, do will my strutt to Henry Bolhuis, seeing he surely needs it. I, Robert McMahon, do give my attentiveness in English class to Jeanetjte Brown. I, Robert Wellner, will my ability to flirt with all the girls to Bert Canfield, since he could use it to best advantage. I, Doris Schmidt, bequeath and will my chances of getting to Denver to Duane Cummings, so he can see his Denver Darling oftener. I, Joyce Butler, will Robert Snyder to Juanita Denriel, providing she takes good care of him. I, Onalee Meyer,bequeath my forevermore giggling to the quieter member of the Junior class, Helen Falk. I, Bess Magee, give my best friend, Florence Humbert to Norman Davis. (Pete seems to be doing ail right for himself.) I, Jim McMahon, do will all my brains to Marian Falk, since we all know she needs them badly. I, John Eldridge, do give and bequeath my excellent ability to keep quiet, especially In Economics class, to Mary Ann Fettkether. I, Donald Newsom, do will and bequeath all my many nicknames to Paul Graham. I, Robert Wellner, do give my basketball ability to Dorothy Happel, so she’ll be able to make the girls team next year.