Dunkerton High School - Raider Yearbook (Dunkerton, IA)

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M. M.: “Do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Chuck: “Sure! He lived in the White House.” Wise: What is it that was yesterday, is now, and will be tomorrow? Dull: I dunno. W: Today. One day “Eddie” was walking along the street and came upon a sign which read “Everything Sold by the Yard.” Eddie, wishing to play a joke upon the store keeper, went in and called for a yard of milk. The boy in charge immediately dipped his fingers into a jar of milk and drew a line a yard long. Eddie not wishing to be caught at his own game replied, “All right, wrap it up. I’ll take it.” Who can give us the solution of this? M. Y. (). B. “Smile you Freshie.” Said the bald headed man to the waiter hold, “See here, my lady, my cocoa’s cold” Said the waitress then, “I can’t help that. If the old thing’s chilly, put on your hat.” Sam: “Why is a horse that can not hold up his head like next Wednes- 1 : ! dayr Grandpa: “I have heard it before but I have forgotten it.” Mother: “My land, son, your head is sopping wet.” Morton: “Yes, ma, I guess my roof leaks.” A doctor once doctored a doctor who wanted to be doctored in the doctored doctor’s way. But the doctor doctored the doctor not the way that the doctored doctor wanted to be doctored but the way the doctoring doctor doctored. S.: “Because its neck’s weak.” G’pa: “Oh Yes! I heard that a week back.” Talking about tongue-twisters, have you read Geometry? “In a series of equal ratios the sum of two or more consequents is to the sum of two or more antecedents as any consequent is to its corresponding antecedent.” “Every bounded increasing sequence has its least upper bound and every bounded increasing sequence has its greatest lower bound.” Page twenty-three

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“()! Freshie you’ll j et yours.” Clair U.: “Yes, I’m in me now who ’tis I love; and love, but a team of horses shall not pull from yet ’tis a girl, but what girl?” C. A. M. (In Com. Geo.) Yes the people of Porto Rico are Indians, just like we are here.” Mary (At 1:02 p. m.). I h ave not received a note this afternoon. The Freshie stood on the burning deck. But so far we can learn, He stood in perfect safety, for He was too green to burn. Melvin: (Raising his hand) “May I speak?” C. A. M.: “What do you want?” M.: “Er-um-er-m m.” C. A.: “Yes, go ahead.” “Smile, Freshies.” Qi ven a square whose angles are 1, 2, 3 and 4. To prove that the square is ABED. Proof: Let angle 1 be A, angle 2 be B, angle 3 be E, and angle 4 be D. 'Then we have a square ABED. Therefore the square is A-BED. Quod Erat Demonstrandum. “Smile Verdant Blossoms.” Little drops af acid, Little grains of zinc, All stirred up together. Make an awful odor. 1 he Irishman was at the jewelry store selecting a ring. “Eighteen carats?” the jeweler asked. “No, I aint been ‘atin’ carots, but I’ve been ‘atin’ onions if it’s any of vour business.” Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, “I’ve flunked again.” Marvel: “You have read Freckles, of course?” Irene: “Why, no, most of mine are brown.” I’age twenty-four