Dunkerton High School - Raider Yearbook (Dunkerton, IA)

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SOPHOMORE CLASS ANALYZED. Heaviest—Floyd. Lightest Weight—Mable. Oldest Girl—Martha. Youngest Girl—Mable. Youngest Boy—Oscar. Oldest Boy—Elmer. Tallest Girl—Eva. Tallest Boy—Elmer. Handsomest— ? Biggest Feet—Me. Prettiest Girl—All. Smallest Feet—Margaret. Silliest—Ruth C. Stingiest—Rubye. Greatest Worker—Lois. Greatest Bluffer—Floyd. Greatest Talker—Mable. Smartest—Undecided. Sweetest—Blanche. Little Lady—Ruth C. Happiest—Ruth G. OVERHEARD. Floyd, how many subjects are you carrying this year? (Hesitatingly) Well, I’m carrying one and dragging three. 4 Teacher: “Tommy, where is Mexico ?” Tommy: “On page ten in my jog- raphy. Miss.”—Boy’s Life. i. Mrs. Cruise: “What is an anec- dote, Marvel?” Marvel: “An anecdote is some- thing they give people when they have taken poison.” PICKED UP IN PASSING. You know what I’d like to do? That is get him to make up and then I’d turn him flat as a pancake. Don’t tell him so, though. Gee, -----’s all dolled up today. Wonder what’s the rip? Must be he is trying to attract a little attention from some of the girls. Ha, Ha ! No. 2. My, he sure does look cute though. Who is his permanent lady friend ? Ans. I don’t know but I guess he is lady less. Gee. I’m going to be in town next Wednesday night, I wish he would try me. Are you going down town this noon? I am tomorrow, you know why. Say, did C. S. call you up again? You pull my hair out by the roots. ARE you got your History? I haven’t. I wish those windows were closed, don’t you ? Ans. 4 Life is a school in which flunkers are not given another examination. HAPPENINGS IN SCIENCE. Oscar to Martha: “P-s-s-s-s-s-s-” (whispering). Mrs. Cruise: Hurry up Oscar and get through so that you can listen to the recitation.” 4 HEARD IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL. Whillis—Girls, I’m starved. Strayer—We don’t go that way, do we? Well, where are we anyway? Coombs—What time is it? Oh, I can sleep five minutes more. For information about Philadelphia ask Miss Strayer. She knows. Conductor—Hurry and get on if you’re going to. Man—Yes, mister. I’m going but I don’t know where I’s goin’. (Heard the night before the bone dry law became effective.) Miss- Coombs—Girls, I smell rags burning. (Rather hard on the brand of cigar the gentleman was smoking.) A little piece of rubber, A little drop of paint Makes a bad report card Look what it ain’t.

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