Dundee High School - Tempus Yearbook (Dundee, MI)

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ladd PPUPIWCH No class would be complete unless its members made the headlines of the local paper, the D D T , Dundee Daily Times lay 26, 1959 Editor Don McMechan Have you seen the headlines of today's paper? Flash Hubert Mead, the Luther Burbank of the animal world, has patented stilts to enable the Dachhund to walk in mud without soiling his coat Weather report for today Clear and mild, if it doesn't rain This report was sent us by Rose Maddux, who is one of the hostesses on station X in the region of non gravitational attraction The editorial column reads as follows Floyd Brown, our state representative, is trying to get all roads in Michigan changed to boulevards so other people besides himself can drive down the middle of the road in complete safety Betty Ellis is representing the rural districts on Monroe County in the United Nations in Europe She has some very good ideas on what should be taught in the world schools, for instance, roller skating Doris Monk is the new announcer for the world famous news com mentator, Joan Wittkop They enjoy the privileges of a personal rad io program The other day Joan predicted that Deloris Helden would Bank on Wall Street As I was looking over the scientific research page, I ran across a few familiar names Gilbert Burke has taken up ornithology as his 1ife's work In the past two years he has discovered two new species of American birds Geraldine CeBulkey, in her latest laboratory research, has just developed a new soap to prevent dishpan hands for the 'hen packed' husband For tested results, see 'Poochyu Hoag Anthony Ternes, who has inherited a small fortune from a deceased relative, is now a multi millionaire playboy Joyce Zimmerman is the star majorette at Michigan State College and threatened to quit the band lf the costumes take on the new look, long skirts Bob Berndt is the owner of a hotel up in the North woods because he thinks that there are other people besides himself who llve hunt and fish Helen Moritz has taken up the idea of being the receptionist in Berndt's hotel Marilyn Babcock is at present a teacher at the Michigan State College in Ypsilanti where she is teaching a course on nThe Value of Being on Time N Allen Uhl has come up in the world quite a bit lately He now is the president, Vice president, secretary, and treasurer of the P P A The Paper Peddlers' Association accept the position as secretary to the president of the 2f5 National A : N YI ' - ' to

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DORIS MONK Doris is so quiet we give her this horn to make herself heard HELEN MORITZ Here's a rope so you can lasso your men in the future MORRIS NEWMAN It seems Morris can't stick to one girl Maybe this glue will help DUANE PARKS As Duane likes to drive, e give him this book driving CLARENCE POLLITZ Since Clarence wants to work on the railroad, we are givlng nlm tnls picture of a train DOROTHY PRICE Dot likes to talk so low that no one can hear her, so we are presenting her with this megaphone so we can understand what she says in DORIS RTCK As Doris start you off on UJ1 BEVERLY SANDWITH A Beverly always looks so neat, we give her the future plans to be a secretary, her's a shorthand pad to your career this old shirt to change her looks BOB SLHULTZ Since Bob always seems to get a black eye, we give this black and blue paper to remind him of how his eye looked ing school days him dur DELORIS SCOTT We all know Delorls will be married soon so we give her this rolling pin to show Merlin who's boss TONY TBRNES NADINE TURNER ALAN UHL A give him BOB WALL We As Tony likes to rob the cradle, we give him one We give Nadine a shadow license so she can shadow Bob Alan never has enough nerve to ask a girl for a date, we this nerve tonic hope this barrette will help Bob keep his hair out of his eyes in the future JOYCE WHEATON As Joyce doesn't have a boy friend, we give her this picture of Van Johnson until she finds one JOAN WITTYOP As Joan wants to be a commercial artist, we give her this box of paints in hopes that it will help her JOYCE ZIMMERMAN We make Joyce an official member of the Royal Mounties so she will always get her man A - A - w on BARBARA ROSSWURM - To help Rusty keep the wolves away, we give her this g . , - s - s

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Bob Schultz owns his own machine shop and manufactures Turner's little simplified can openers The inventor is none other than Nadf Turner Rosemary Hranica is the inventor and sole owner of steel Non skids which, when worn, will not mar hardwood floors It was published in the local news that Dale Gensler now is the owner of one of the biggest and best farms in Michigan He calls i Rosy's Little Acres Mary Kruse is the successor to Sister Kenny She is working hard on the cure for infantile paralysis Look here at this news item concerning a monstrous explosion in Dundee Believed to be responsible for this castastrophe was none other than our own blarence Politz and a Dick Tracy chemistry set It is said that Lois Goetz is the supervisor of the millinery de partment in the Marshall Field's department store in Chicago Nelson Lamson owns a large farm in Monroe County so his former schoolmates may hunt anytime they want to during the season Velda Helden has accepted the position as principal of D H S until she sold out to Don McMechan Bob Heinl was seen working in his wood shop a few years ago, but lately he has been just Krusing around Verla Fisk is running in competition with Albert Tangora in the world's typing championship James Ingraham is the present landscaping artist for the capitol grounds in Washington, D L The country mourns the loss of the dearly beloved Deloris Scott who is now doing a long stretch in Sing Sing They nabbed her for put ting bananas in a refrigerator Heading the sports page Dale Haney is the manager of the World Olympic Basketball team Also Doris Rick is sports editor of World Olympic games Richard Hoag owns and drives a racer in the 500 mile Memorial Day Races, because his old Ford is in the junk heap Majorie Bordt tops the list of names given in the society page She is the social secretary to Mrs Eleanor Roosevelt who is making a world tour studying social conditions in other countries Carolyn Greer has taken to the air She is now a stewardess on the Goupill Air Lines between Dundee, Michigan and California Betty Kraftchick owns her own farm in Floydville and recently had her farm house painted brown to revive old memories . ne . t Il I N offered to her by Mr. Ayres. She was the former owner of the D:D:T: