Duncan University Fletcher High School - Senator Yearbook (Neptune Beach, FL)

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0644 667 TIME: 1960. PLACE: Iacksonville Beach-A thriving, gay, metropolis, making Chicago look undernour- ished, puny by comparison. We stroll down the main thoroughfare, awed by the thousands of neon signs and glittering lights. We pass the firm of Hoffmann and Brown, Incorporated. Wade is now a successful ar- chitect, designing play pens for the retired members of the Fletcher faculty. Proudly he points to a gigantic construction, especially equipped with bookshelves, containing a set of 'Tundamentals of English Grammar. Por Mrs. Merrill , he explains. But will she ever give up? Since Wade's hair is grey now, we have our doubts. Mr. Hoffmann is ably assisted in his corporation by Marcus, who is, at the present, drawing up blueprints for a chair with forty different positions to recline in class. ' We pass on down the street-On the corner, perched on a soapbox, we see our Yankee Arnold, selling membership cards to the Eleanor Club. Been on this job seven years, he tells us proudly. Sold eight cards al- ready . We congratulate him heartily. A huge billboard, covering at least four blocks, arrests our attention. On it, in techni- color, is Leila Hunter, now a famous cover girl. We are told by Clyde Gore, who is slouching under an old lamp post, that she has made millions. And to think I turned down a partnership offer with her. But at the time I was making my own money. Slyly he pulls a miniature counterfeit machine from his pocket. Alarmed, we dash around the corner and almost run into the middle of a race riot, where Duval County's renowned politician, Hugh Swanson, is clubbing his way through the crowd, trying to sell twenty-five cent copies of his latest book, How to Make a Lasting World Peace. We do not stop to make any conversation, feeling it would be futile. A familiar pulp mill odor nearly stifles us. We gaze upward at a signboard. It bears the inscription Paper For Every Home-Day or Knight p which particularly attracts us. Turner himself welcomes us into his sumptuous office, conveniently equipped with a roulette table, practical jokes and a harem. We have a brief chat, in which Turner tells us that Mable has thrown him over for a retired sea captain and is now living in a houseboat. We try to offer our sympathy before leaving but the telephone rings and Turner begins to explain to six different women why he can't keep that date tonight. Paul Curtis is now president of the lax Beach Dar and Bell Club. We gaze at his mighty biceps admiringly. He informs us that among his chief members are Darrell Brown, Wendell Mobley, Iimmy Holbert, David Howell, and Don Evorson. Don, he tells us, is thinking of hiring Eddie Olson as chief collector. We also learn that Virginia Cummings has been sent to a sanitarium, due to her unfortunate habit of putting fifty cents in the collection

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DAVID HOWELL, Squeaky. College- Wit and wis- dom are born with the man. Pan American Club, 1: R.O.T.C., 2: Track, 2, 3: Prom Committee, 3: Football, 3, 4: F Club, 3, 4: Basketball, 4: Senior Play. IOHN KISSLING, O. College- He hath a daily beau- ty in his life. Baseball, 3, 4: Football, 3, 4: Basketball, 3, 4: F Club, 3, 4. HENRY TURNER KNIGHT, IR., Little Stlnker. College - Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. Pan American Club, l: Track, 1: Swimming Team, 1: Northeaster, l: Band, 1, 2: R.O.T.C., 2: Football, 2, 3, 4: Basketball, 2, 3, 4: Radio Guild. 3: Dramatic Club, 3: Prom Committee, 3: F Club, 2, 3, 4: Secretary-Treasurer, 4: Captain Basketball, 3: Annual Staff, 4: Glee Club, 4. SHIRLEY LAING. College- Dreamer of dreams. PATRICIA MCCARTHY. Commercial- ln quiet she re- poses. VIRGINIAIMCGRAW, Tidge. College- 'Tis only no- ble to be good. Pan American Club, 1: Fletcherettes, 1: Class Officer, l: G.A.A., 1, 2: Northeaster, 2, 3: Dramatic Club, 3: Radio Guild, 3: Glee Club, 4. IAMES MCKENZIE. General- Practice is the best of all instructors. Track, l: R.O.T.C., 2: Football, 2, 3, 4: Baseball, 2, 3, 4: Prom Committee, 3: Class Officer, 3: F Club, 3, 4: Officer, 4: Basketball, 3, 4. MABEI.. MEARS, Charlie. College- Little friends may prove great friends. Band, l: Fletcherettes, l: Glee Club, 1, Z, 4: Northeaster, 2, 4: Radio Guild, 2, 4: Class Officer, 2: Senior Play. WENDELL MOBLEY, Windy, Commercial- Patience fs the remedy for every trouble. R.O.T.C., 2: Band, 3, 4. FRANCES NORTH, Nort. College- There shall be no love lost. Pan American Club, l: Northeaster, 1, 2, 3: Radio Guild, l, 2, 3: Class Officer, l, 2, 3: G.A.A., 2: Prom Committee, 3: Library Staff, 3: Dramatic Club, Z, 3: Office Staff, 4: Annual Staff, 4: Those We Have Chosen, 4: Cheer- leader, 3, 4: Captain, 4. ANNIE MAE OESTERREICHER. College- Manner, not gold, is woman's best adornmentf' Office Staff, 3: Dra- mattc Club, 3: Northeaster, 4. KATHERINE OLIN, Kathy. Commercial- Gentle, and low, an excellent thing tn woman. G.A.A., 2: Class Of- ficer, 2: Prom Committee, 3: Glee Club, 4. EDWARD OLSON, Oslo. College- I lauqh'd 'til I cried. Track, 1, 2, 3, 4: Co-Captain, 2: R.O.T.C., 2: Foot- ball, 2, 3, 4: Class Officer, 2, 3: Prom Committee, 3: F Club, 3, 4: Northeaster, 4: Radio Guild, 4: Annual Staff, 4. IIMMY PATTERSON. College- People who make no noise are dangerous. Prom Committee, 3: R.O.T.C., 2. WILLIAM POWELL. College- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Pan American Club, 1: Track, 2: R.O.T.C., 2: Prom Committee, 3: Football, 3, 4: F Club, 3, 4. IOHN STERLING PYA'I'I', Potts. College- Even a single hair casts its own shadow. Pan American Club, 1: Northeaster, 1: R.O.T.C., 2: Band, 3: Baseball, 3, 4: Radio Guild, 4. BOBBY SMITH. College- As fresh as the month of May. HUGH SWANSON, The Professor. College- Greater men than I may have lived, but I doubt it. Band, l, 2: R.O.T.C., 2: Baseball, 2, 3, 4: Football, 3, 4: P Club, 3, 4: Glee Club, 4: Northeaster, 4: Annual Staff, 4. EARL THOMPSON. College- He profits most who serves best. Football, 2, 3, 4: Captain, 4: Baseball, 3, 4. IOSEPH VAN DYKE, l.efty. College- Love conquers all. Pan American Club, I: Class Officer, I: R.O.T.C., 2: Baseball, 3: Prom Committee, 3. RICHARD WEBER, Dick. College- We have been friends together. R.O.T.C., 2: Prom Committee, 3. CLARA IEANETTE DRAKE. General- Glad that I live am I. Band, 1, Z, 3: Radio Guild, 1, 2, 4. KATHERINE IOHNSTON, Katie. Commercial- Seeing only what is fair. Fletcherettes, 1: Class Officer, 2: Dra- matic Club, 2: Cheerleader, 3, 4: Co-Captain, 4. AUDREY MANN. Commercial- The sunshine of thine eyes. ANNIE LAURA PHILLIPS. College- A good heart ts better than all the heads in the world. Library Staff, 1: Glee Club, 3: Northeaster, 3: Radio Guild, 4: Office Staff, 4.

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box and getting back seventy-five cents change, and that Virginia McGraw has qone into the clothing business, but her twelve children have consumed the entire stock. We decide to stroll down the boardwalk. A speck bobbing on the horizon catches our eye. Billy Goethe, who runs the ferris wheel, tells us that it is Iimmy Patterson, who is making his third trip around the world in a barrel. Such a daredevil he always was , we murmur before continuing on our way. We stop in at the shooting gallery, which is run by Clara Drake, Betty Davis, and Kather- ine Olin. They are learning how to get a man the easiest way as well as making money, they tell us wisely. Proceeding with our stroll, we decide to enter the fortune teller's booth. Behind a misty veil is Bobby Smith with Shirley Laing as her assistant. Shirley picks our pockets as Bobby foretells our future in our palms. In her crystal she tells us that Dick, Bring-Em-Back-Alive Weber is in Africa on a hunting expedition, and with him are Elizabeth McClure and Katherine Iohnson, who tames the elephants. Ioe and Elinore have bought a corner lot in Lover's Lane, and Iohn and lane Kissling reside just next door. lane, at present, has gone to Panama to have her face lifted. Entering the fortune teller's booth as we are leaving is Audrey Mann, who informs us that her husband is away on a trip. Place called San Quentin, she said. Must be in Texas??? We amble on down to McKenzie's Saloon, where Donnie Donaldson is barkeeper, and Pat McCarthy dances and sings nightly. Tom- my Haddock, most athletic boy in the class of '46, is keeping his muscles in shape by wielding a billiard stick. Gathered around him is a small group including lack Harvey and Iohnny Pyatt, who want to learn, too. We seat ourselves at a small table near the front and are served by Catherine Harden and Annie Mae Oesterreicher. Suddenly a brawl begins and we hurriedly leave by the window of the hat check room, having been given our hats, such as they are, by Annie Laurie Phillips, the charming hat check girl. This leads us into a side street where we are knocked to one side by Billy Powell, who is apparently jet-propelled, and who clutches a saw in one hand. He is now a big man in the medical profession, and is on an im- portant case. His very efficient nurse, Iose- phene Adams, dashes after him. Picking ourselves up, We stagger weakly onto one end of the boardwalk, where our attention once more is drawn to a large crowd gathered around the ''Bing-The-Bell-With-The Hammer concession. This is run by Iohn Horn. Broke the darn thing again, he mut- ters. I should have taken up baseball. We decide to leave the boardwalk, fasci- nating through it maybe, and visit dear ol' Fletcher High. After all, who educated the faculty? Ours are indeed fond memories. Entering the barnacle-covered portals of our alma mater, we look over the schedule and find that new additions have been made to the faculty. Among these is Mr. Doggett, our former principal, who at present is occu- pied with burning a pair of fur-bottomed shoes. Somebody must have left these here , he remarks. Neil Carrigan, our most intellectual boy, is professor of literature, and wears a goatee to make it look authentic. He informs us that the class has just begun Forever Amber . Frances Givins, our most intellectual and athletic girl, does janitorial work to keep trim