Duncan High School - Wildkat Yearbook (Duncan, AZ)

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PROPHECY LON HOLLIDAY—Blew Too Loud on His Horn ALICE HOWELL—Bit Her Nails-—Died of Indigestion ARLENE LEHMAN—She Has Made Her Last Boo Boo ALAN LUNT—A Professor's Job Is Nerve Cracking—His Cracked DEAN LUNT—Met a Revolving Door—Didn’t Bend His Seven Foot Frame CLARENCE McGRATH—It’s Hard for Anyone to Live Past 102 BOBBY MARTIN—Worked Himself to Death JERRY MERRELL—Mistook a Black Widow for a Blackberry JOANA MOFFETT—Cheated in Poker—Didn't Live to Tell It ELLEN MOORE—Choked on Her Chewin’ Gum BILLY JO PHELPS—One of His Pocket Books Got Im JACK RAPIER—He Moaned, Groaned, Sighed—and Gracefully Died ROBERT RODRIGUEZ—Died Counting His Dollars (He Only Had Two) SHIRLEY SPROULS—Her Aims Were High But She Had to Die BARBARA STEFFAN—Walked Herself to Death ROBERT TELLEZ—Sassed the Wrong Teacher PATSY TUEY—Swallowed One of Her Own Jokes NORM YETMAN—He Wasn't Proud—But Neither Was the Bear

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SENIOR It is now the year 2050 A.D. The world seems different since the mighty class of 1956 passed on to the greater world—or elsewhere. They had their glory once, but glory fades fast, and now, buried in their separate plots, they are known only by their epitaphs: LORNA ALLRED—Died Because She Talked Too Much EMMA JO BAILEY—Drowned in an Arkansas Swamp DENTON BARNEY—Died Chasin' Girls LUPE BEJARANO—Worried Herself to a Shadow CORENE BOHANNON—A Louisiana Alligator Swallowed Her JO ANN BRADFORD—Slept Too Late—Never Woke Up JANICE CLARIDGE—A Horse Scared Her to Death DOROTHY COSPER—Died, Buried, Never Married ANN DAY—Her Rings Became Too Heavy to Carry KENT ELLSWORTH—Spurred in the Head by a Rooster JUNE ELMER—Her Enemies Got Her KENNETH ELY—Met a Curve Too Fast on 666 DWAIN GALE—Laughed Too Loud Too Often MYRON HANCHETT—Girls Were His Ruin NORMA HARRINGTON—Coaching Volleyball Was Too Much for Her SALLY HENDRICKS—A High Note Backfired OLIVIA HERRERA—School Teaching Wasn't Her Line Compliments of GREENLAW'S CLOTHESLINE DRESS SHOP Safford, Arizona

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SENIOR We, the class of 1956, never having been noted for a sound mind, never- theless, wish to leave a last will and testament disposing of our few possessions. I, Dean Lunt, will my ability to tell corny jokes to Kent Axton. I, Bobby Martin, will my ability to consume large quantities of soda pop and candy to Jerry Nasson. I, Denton Barney, will my ability to play basketball to Johnny McEuen because he needs it. I, Kenneth Ely, will my handwriting ability to Judy Clothier, because she raises chickens and will know what to do with it. 1, Billy Joe Phelps, will my ability to ask corny questions in government to Johnny Kennedy. I, Lon Holliday, will my ability to play the cornet well to Carlos Ordonez. I, Dwain Gale, will my ability to have a girl in every port to Neil Johnson. I, Lupe Bejarano, will my smile, my splendid personality, my attraction for the boys and my ability to make Candy Tellez do handstands to Juanita Martinez. I, Ann Day, will my ability to go steady to Sue Stephens. I, Barbara Steffan, will my big smile to Evelyn Brittain. I, Norman Yetman, will my manly physique to Archie Stephens. I, Janice Claridge, will my height to Janet Spaw. I, Arlene Lehman, will my distinctive giggle to Pat Kirkpatrick. I, Shirley Sprouls, will my swinging walk to Stanley Pugmire, as if he needed more. I, Lorna Allred, will my quiet ways to Lyn Ellsworth. I, Sally Hendricks, will my pretty hair to Barbara Barney, who needs something over her ears to keep from catching cold. I, Norma Harrington, will my ability as a spiker on the volleyball team to Johnette Lines. I, Dorothy Cosper, will my black tights to Reah Whipple. Compliments of DANENHAUER INSURANCE AGENCY Clifton, Arizona ROBERT ELLEN