Duncan High School - Wildkat Yearbook (Duncan, AZ)

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CLASS PROPHESY As Madam Ruth Marie Plushbottom Sloan gazes into her plastic ball on an evening in early 1956 she sees some great events unfolding before her eyes. The scene settles in the center of New York at a huge mansion. Madam Sloan sees -a magnificent roam with Jewel-studded furniture and solid Jade floors. There, entertaining the diamond-decked millionaires of the world is—Well—if it isn’t our own Anna Louise Neighbors 1 The plastic ball changes scenes and Madam Sloan sees the Scientific School of the Universe in Berlin, Germany. There, in a room cluttered with thousands of test tubes, stands our old pal, Jake Lovett, pulling thoughtfully at his goatee. For years Jake has slaved to find a cure for lovesickness. Boomll My Starslll Suddenly the plastic ball glows brightly. As it clears, a strange, eerie land unfolds before the Madam's eyes. Why, It's Marsll And who is that character climbing out of that space ship? It s no other than old Vic (Zoom) Evans. It seems that Vic has finally been forced to leave earth. The women were run- ning him ragged. Before her very eyes. Madam Sloan now sees Carnegie Hall. Tonight, in honor of the Lady Dorothy Elliott Snobsnizzle, Phil,(Harmony) Bryant is conducting a con- cert. Appearing as guest stars on Phil’s program are the famous opera stars,MarJorie (Howl) Howell and. Hugh(Swoon) Beavers. Each have 30 year contracts with the W.S.C.( e Sponsor Corn) Movie producers. Ahl The tears fill the crystal gazer s eyes as she sees Faye Davis and Nancy Bradshaw sitting in an old fas- hioned room patiently knittin- sweaters for the Black Cat They bothj fell in love with Robert (Glamour Boy) Parks, the world s greatest Casanova. But when Robert married his house maid Faye and Nancy decided to lay off men for life. What’s this? The lights of Madison Square Garden glimmer in the plastic ball. Tonight two great fighters are trying for the Championship fo the world. Ah!At last after 40 exciting rounds the referee is calling, nThe WinnahJ Wild Bill Eaton, New Heavyweight Champion of the world! We hear the loud applause of an audience in Chlng- Ling, China, as Ma3ara plushbottom s plastic ball changes scenes. Kathryn Coon, amous orator, has Just finished a lecture on How to Raise Rice.” In Hollywood, we now see Betty (Bubbles) Lunt and Kenneth (Trip-toe) Claridge. They have just won the Aca- demy Award for their superb performance in The Lost Bleakland. ' The strains of Home, Sweet Home” fill air as Madam Sloan plumps the cushions behind her and gazes deep into her plastic ball. In a cozy, little cottage she sees Clarence (Love 'em and Leave ’3m) Brawley reading the day's paper. At his feet his little blond quadruplets play noisily—and oh! Behind ohe chair casually beating his head on the wall Is a black headed little boy. Well, I guess one of them didn t take after Sally. Cur plastic ball takes us to a place in India. Preaching to the natives are Edsil (Joseph Smith) Bour- geous and Dean (Brigham Young) Goodman. The boys are married to native girls and plan to make their home there On the high-seas Settle (Wolfess) Finch and Sara (Toughy) Lunt are raising havoc. The international po- lice have been trying to capture these notorious pirates for several years. These criminals, unlike any before, raid passing ships—not for the gold-----but for the good- looking (or otherwise) men. Weary from concentrating so hard, Madam Plushbottom Sloan folds her little tent and goes home for the ni ht.