Duncan High School - Wildkat Yearbook (Duncan, AZ)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENt e, the Senior Class of 46, being of sound :iind and bodies, do hereby set our hands to this, our last will testament. I, Betty Finch, do will and bequeath my man-crazy ways to Noralea and Lauralea Ilaby. I, Kathryr. Coon, do will and bequeath my Tpana smile and olive complexion to Larienc t'offett. I, Fay Davis, do will and bequeath my standing as cut- est girl in D. r. H- S. to Helen Coodner. I, Haney Bradshaw, do will and bequeath my athletic a- bility and ny beautiful suntan to Joy Tatior.s and Ellen Foote. I, Dorothy Elliott, do will and bequeath my rowdy na- ture to Hazel Robbs. T, Sarah: Lunt, do will and bequeath my lustrous auburn hair to Jerry Finch. . I, Anna Louise Neighbor, do will and bequeath my exqui- site daintiness to Ima Robertson and my gljmfrqps height to Ada Mae packer. I, Ruth k xie Sloan, do will and bequeath my winning personality to Betty Cray, and my towering height to Barbara McNair. I, Marjorie Howell, do will and bequeath my ability to play the guitar to Eileen Bennett. I, Betty Lunt, do will and bequeath my gracefulness end jolly ways to Sarah Coeper and Nita yebst r. I, Bill Eaton, do will and bequeath my wolfish ways to Clifford Ifcrnor. I, Jakie Lovett,- do will and bequeath my ways with the girls to Max Perkins. I, Jakie Lovett, do will girls to Max Perkins. I, Robert parks, do will and bequeath my super flashing red pants to Frankie Billingsley, and my job a9 a Jerk at the Drug Store to Dick Stewart. T, Dean Goodman, do will and bequeath my ability to hold one girl to Karl Jellinghausen and Buddy Davis. T, Clarence Brawley, do will and bequeath my knack to hit the basket1 to Vilton Reeves. I, Edsil Bourgeous, do will and bequeath my breath-tak- ing physique to Don Curry. I, Victor Evans, do will and bequeath m.y calm ways to Edwin Clem. I, Phil Bryant, do will and bequeath ny black, wavy hair to Eddie and Everett Edington. I, Hugh Beavers, do will and bequeath my ability to be constantly surrounded by girls to Varner Foote. I, Kenneth Claridge, do will and bequeath my rosy face to Sarah Cosper, and my mechanical ability to Karl Jellinghausen. and bequeath my ways with the In the name of Sod, Amen.

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CLASS PROPHESY As Madam Ruth Marie Plushbottom Sloan gazes into her plastic ball on an evening in early 1956 she sees some great events unfolding before her eyes. The scene settles in the center of New York at a huge mansion. Madam Sloan sees -a magnificent roam with Jewel-studded furniture and solid Jade floors. There, entertaining the diamond-decked millionaires of the world is—Well—if it isn’t our own Anna Louise Neighbors 1 The plastic ball changes scenes and Madam Sloan sees the Scientific School of the Universe in Berlin, Germany. There, in a room cluttered with thousands of test tubes, stands our old pal, Jake Lovett, pulling thoughtfully at his goatee. For years Jake has slaved to find a cure for lovesickness. Boomll My Starslll Suddenly the plastic ball glows brightly. As it clears, a strange, eerie land unfolds before the Madam's eyes. Why, It's Marsll And who is that character climbing out of that space ship? It s no other than old Vic (Zoom) Evans. It seems that Vic has finally been forced to leave earth. The women were run- ning him ragged. Before her very eyes. Madam Sloan now sees Carnegie Hall. Tonight, in honor of the Lady Dorothy Elliott Snobsnizzle, Phil,(Harmony) Bryant is conducting a con- cert. Appearing as guest stars on Phil’s program are the famous opera stars,MarJorie (Howl) Howell and. Hugh(Swoon) Beavers. Each have 30 year contracts with the W.S.C.( e Sponsor Corn) Movie producers. Ahl The tears fill the crystal gazer s eyes as she sees Faye Davis and Nancy Bradshaw sitting in an old fas- hioned room patiently knittin- sweaters for the Black Cat They bothj fell in love with Robert (Glamour Boy) Parks, the world s greatest Casanova. But when Robert married his house maid Faye and Nancy decided to lay off men for life. What’s this? The lights of Madison Square Garden glimmer in the plastic ball. Tonight two great fighters are trying for the Championship fo the world. Ah!At last after 40 exciting rounds the referee is calling, nThe WinnahJ Wild Bill Eaton, New Heavyweight Champion of the world! We hear the loud applause of an audience in Chlng- Ling, China, as Ma3ara plushbottom s plastic ball changes scenes. Kathryn Coon, amous orator, has Just finished a lecture on How to Raise Rice.” In Hollywood, we now see Betty (Bubbles) Lunt and Kenneth (Trip-toe) Claridge. They have just won the Aca- demy Award for their superb performance in The Lost Bleakland. ' The strains of Home, Sweet Home” fill air as Madam Sloan plumps the cushions behind her and gazes deep into her plastic ball. In a cozy, little cottage she sees Clarence (Love 'em and Leave ’3m) Brawley reading the day's paper. At his feet his little blond quadruplets play noisily—and oh! Behind ohe chair casually beating his head on the wall Is a black headed little boy. Well, I guess one of them didn t take after Sally. Cur plastic ball takes us to a place in India. Preaching to the natives are Edsil (Joseph Smith) Bour- geous and Dean (Brigham Young) Goodman. The boys are married to native girls and plan to make their home there On the high-seas Settle (Wolfess) Finch and Sara (Toughy) Lunt are raising havoc. The international po- lice have been trying to capture these notorious pirates for several years. These criminals, unlike any before, raid passing ships—not for the gold-----but for the good- looking (or otherwise) men. Weary from concentrating so hard, Madam Plushbottom Sloan folds her little tent and goes home for the ni ht.