Duncan High School - Wildkat Yearbook (Duncan, AZ)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHESY The U. S. went wild today when Miss Helen Russell was elected as Vice-President of the U. S. Miss Russell is one of the best educated young women in the world ajid is the b est speaker and orator that we have ever known. HELEK RUSSELL Flash! Flash! the news flashes—daring young woman makes solo stratosphere flight. Kiss Ruth McGrath has now reached the heighth of one hundred miles. Everyone is now wondering whether they will ev.r see her again» Ruth has gained fame but alas! she is an old maid! RUTH KcGRATH I was badly in need of a drink so I went down to Mr. Dean Zimmernam's saloon to quench my thirst. Upon entering I no- ticed some very rowdy young mt,n who Wvjre getting well or- ganized. The men kept getting noisier so Dean, showing his old football ability, collared them one by one and botted the m out of the door. DEAM ZIITERTAM I received a letter the other day from my old friends Alta (Williams) Gentry and her husband, Jack, inviting me to be their guest at their Dude ranch in northern Arizona. I headed the invitation. As I arrived I saw three little red headed boys with big brown eyes. The Gentrys have a very beautiful ranch. ALTA WILLIAMS Cn passing through a little town I had to stop while a school bus was unloading some children. I happened to glance into the bus and almost turned my car over for I saw James Forehand sitting up in the driver's seat. JAKES FOREHAND One day I decided that I had better get me a new suit as my old one was not good enough to wear as Sunday best. I de- cided that I should get me a very good one so I went down to what Mew York boasted as its best store. A large sign caught my eye for it read Heskett and Ueskett Brothers: Best Dress- ed Men in Hew York, Come in and have them Improve Your Appear- ance. I went into the store and sure enough, Carl and Reo were the owners. CaRL AMD REO MUSKETT « When I was in Los Angeles I met my old class-mate Bill Wi- lson and his wife Helen Stover selling pictures on the streets. The Wilsons are very happy in spite of the fact that they dont have a steady income. BILLIE WILSOK I visited Kr. Leroy Raineville and his wife Laura Cranford Raineville the other day. I was one of the first to have a look at the Raineville ouintuplets (What a man) Leroy is a very proud father and thinks that he will have to sell the dairy to make? both ends meet if business doen't pick up soon. LAURA CAATTOAD