Dumont High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Dumont, IA)

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Crime s Reunion fThe followlng story lS f1ct1c1ous only the names are the same to represent the 1nnocent'J It was a hot balmy day 1n June of 1970 slnce Dumont's coollng sy stem drdn t seem to sufflce ln a c1ty of 100 000 Our detectlve agency of four Kformed one month ago and with our offlce on Wllshire Avenuej was s1tt1ng as usual Wlth our feet on our desks seemg who could throw the most cards 1nto the basket srtuated rn the center of the rooml Th1s had been the procedure for the past month as the only crlmes commrtted seemed to be trafflc v1olat1ons wh1ch were taken before Judge Joe Frlday Iunlor The telephone rang Don t bother to answer 1t' Probably another wrong number' Hello 'P Yes When d1d he drsappear? Last week Yes rlght away' What was lt 'P Man dlsappeared last week and Mlssmg Persons can t locate h1m so rt s up to us Let s go' When we reached Prosperlty Avenue fthe address glven usb we found the man s famlly anxrously awa1t1ng our arrrval We learned that Supermtendent Lee who had been the head of Dumont Consolxdated for about flfteen years had been gone for a week Slnce there were no clues the preclnct had assumed that he had been kldnapp d' Any wrtnesses or people who saw h1m last 'P Gary Folkers Cgeographysist for lnterplanltory spacel Marlys Essman Chead dlrector of nurses at Mayo Cl1n1c and part tlme talent scout for the Harlem Globe Trottersl and Leland Grmer Qsecond D1or of the world by day and bouncer of the New York Boxlng Commlsslon by nlghtl were the last to have seen Superlntendent Lee but all were worklng at the tlme and have proof of that So our only suspects are above susprclon' Now what 'P Later at the Llne up You people have been brought before us not necessarlly on susprcron but because you are strangers 1n town' In the order ln whlch you come please step forward and state your name and occupatlon Bob Uhlenhopp I am the drrector of a name band and just had a h1t record The Mallene and am also a stunt p1lot for fllms Larry Hovenga I am what they call a teenager's 1dol but am also a hot rod deslgner and a screntlst on the preservatron of lrfe Betty Lou Wubbena fBrunsJ I am a farm w1fe on a chlcken ranch at the South Pole where I run an experrmental farm for the Wubbena Produce Hans Terrlll I am an Indlanapolls 500 driver as well as the part tlme tutor to the herress to the throne of Monaco 11m Slebrands I am a Wall Street tycoon Ktwlce marrledl who won fame demonstratlng John Deere tractors for my W1f6'S father lean Bremner I am a stat1st1c1an on the Unlted Planets who lS called to Washrngton every electlon year to correct the mlstakes of Unrvac concermng the ballets I course that has no bearlng to the fact that her husband won the 1968 electron for Presr dentlj Don Mltchell You don t know me yet but I am about to run for Sewer Commlssroner of Dumont and have my eye on the future opemngs of mayor and governor posltlons ln the government Janell Shear I am a New York fashlon model of space shrp outfrts for women and also am the U S Ice skatlng representatlve to the Olymprcs and present trtle holder CC ' 7 ' H . . . . . 2 . I I g 7 1 i I I ' I I I ' ' I I I I . I . . I I ' ll I . ' ll ll ' ' ' ll . . . , . ll ' ll n ' - ' I ' - I I I ' I ll - - 1 I . l , . . ' I ' 3 , c . ll ' ' ll ll ' I I I . I . I . - - v X w I I ' ' ' ' ll . , . ll ll Well, Let's call a line-up of all the strangers in town for 3 P. M. H ..... . I 1 I I I l 0 ll I ll ' ' ' 0 I ' ll ' ' ' Il ll ll ' ll - . , I - 1 ' ' - In , . ll ' ' ' . Il n - - ' n II - - ' 1 ' Ol u ' 4 ' - - - ' II n ' - - - - - ' 1 ' ' ' , ' . Of I ' vnu ' I I ll u - - - 4 ' I - - - - - - Il . . , .

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A if 15 f I JOHN BUSHBAUM Not too serious, not too gay, just a good fellow when lt comes to anything. Newspaper Staff. Iumor Class Play Class Officer . . Marching Band . Annual Staff . . Pep Band . . Baseball. . . Concert Bard . . Contest Work . . FBLA . .,.. . Mixed Chorus . . Senior Class Play . Q a -X . .. .4 .. . . . .3 . .. 2,3,4 BOB UHLENHOPP Carries one course and drags four. Newspaper Staff . . . 4 Iunior Class Play. . . . . . 3 Class Offxcer . . . . . 1,3 Marchxng Band . . . . l,2,3,4 Annual Staff . . . . . . . 4 Pep Band .... ..l,Z,3,4 Baseball ,.... . . l,2,3,4 Concert Band . . . . l,2,3,4 Contest Work . . . . 1,2,3,4 FBLA ..... . . . 3,4 Vocal Soloist . . . . . . 4 Combo ..... .... 3 ,4 Mixed Chorus . . . . . l,2,3,4 Senior Class Play . . .... . 4 Saxophone Quartette . . . . 3,4 Boys' Quartette . . . . .3,4 Mixed Quartette . . . 3,4 . . 2,3,4 J-saw' IUDY MORFORD She likes to laugh, she likes to be gay, in fact, she's happy most ofthe day. Newspaper Staff. . . 2, 3,4 G1rls'Glee Club . . . 2, 3, junior Class Play. . . . . . Class Offxcer .... . . Trxo ...... . . 3, Sextette ..... . 3, Marchxng Band . . . . 2,3, Annual Staff . . . . . . Pep Band . . . . . 2,3, Concert Band . . 2, 3, Contest Work . . . 2, 3, FBLA ..... . . 3, Vocal Solo1st . . . . . . Combo ....... . . 3, Sen1or Class Play . . . . Mixed Quartette . . . . . . 3, Saxophone Quartette . . . . . 2,3, Attended Other Schools. . . . . . C' . . . .4 .3,4 ....1 ,ffm ..2,3,4 ' I ..2,3,4 5 ' f 4 .. ..2 .. ..4 6' 1 I K MARLYS ESS MAN Without a joke her day would not be complete. Newspaper Staff . . . 3,4 Student Council . . . . 2,3 Girls' Glee Club . . . . 1 Iunlor Class Play . . . 3 Marching Band . . . . 1,2 Annual Staff . . . . . 4 Basketball. . . . 2,3,4 Softball ..... . . . 3 Concert Band. . . . 1,2 Contest Work . . . 1,2 FBLA ........ . 3,4 Senior Class Play . . . 4 GARY I-'OLKERS What he doesn't know lsn't worth know- ing. Newspaper Staff . . . . Student Council. . . . 3, Annual Staff . . . . . . . Baseball .... . l,2,3, FBLA ....... . . 3, Mixed Chorus . . . . . 2, Senior Class Play . . . . . Y O?I'CICjllC1fl.Ufl F c if 1-1 'T'

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john Bushbaum My wlfe and I own the world wlde Ch1ldren'S Manufactured Goods w1th 1ts maln factory ln Chlcago CThey can t seem to understand why thelr ten chlld ren seem to exhaust the supply of cloth1ng'l Judy Morford I am a movle starlet who was dlscovered whlle selllng men s cloth1ng ln Hollywood and who began on televlslon as the stand ln for Anme Oakely Cralg Bohn I am beg1nn1ng to galn fame as a slnger and fly to Spam ln the summer of every year to Serenade young lovers IH famous nlghtclubs there I formerly galned recogmtlon by my manufacturlng of D A wlgs Donna Hlcken I am the floorwalker of my husband s grocery fB1rdsall sl and am quallfled through my experlences w1th Judo and other forms of athletrc defense All of them have al1b1s that wrll hold up ln court and none have any records so we w1ll have to let them go Warn them not to leave town though' Hey what are they all dolng over there 'P Well lt seems that tney are all home for the summer vacatlon and now they reallze that they all graduated rn the same class from Dumont ln 57' So kldnapplng has served as a reunlon huh 'P And so It was fWell our flrst case taught us not to Jump to concluslons' For rn less than 48 hours we had a telephone, call from Superlntendent Lee who had heard about the mls understandlng over the radlo at a Mxnnesota resort It seems that he was so exhausted by the prev1ous and hectlc school year that he had Just headed for a quret and relaxlng resort and had forgotten to tell h1s famrly of hls plans' Well he contlnued h1s rest after the affalr was stralghtened out but hrs w1fe and son Jolned h1m to keep tabs on the absent mlnded professor 'J Thus our f1rst case was marked Solved and placed ln the frle to awa1t Cwe hopedl many addltlonal cases' Schedule for a Dav Betty IS about to beg1n m1lk1ng Mr Sanders clock radro beglns to play CHO Huml Bob U rolls over and reaches for some combs Mr Hoth s offlce IS frlled wlth tardy students Storrachs are rebelllng agalnst early breakfasts KOh Oh mllk breakl Consumer Educat1on class flnds restless Semors CThat's usuall lX2 What happened to that buzzer? Traffrc Jam between the shop and cafeterla Marlys IS last to lunch I wonder why 'P Boy would I llke to read that note' Oh oh' There goes another test tube Donna hands Iean a Stlck of gum VVhere's Mr Lunstrum 'P Judy and Ianell try to keep up w1th the rest of the shorthand g1rls Glrls Glee Club Someone s standlng out as usual The glrls are worklng on the annual Here comes Wendell Iudy beglns to talk about cleanlng up She flnally gets her w1sh We flnd Betty carrylng the m1lk buckets to the barn agaln 66 77 6:00 ' ' ' ' . 7:00 . ' ' ' . - 8:00 . . 8:46 . ' ' ' ' T . lO:l5 . ' ' . - , ' 10:59 ' ' ' ' . ll:l0 . l2:09 ' ' '. l2:l2 ' . . , ' A . l:l0 - . . 1:46 ' . . . 2:30 ' ' . 3:20 ' . ' ' . 4:15 ' ' . . ' 5:15 ' ' . 6:00 ' ' ' ' .