Dumont High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Dumont, IA)

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Wh1le gO1ng over Rochester Mmnesota h1s old atomtc englne coughed sputtered and fznally dxed Darrell frantxcally endeavored to pull out of the d1ve but was unsuccessful mn h1s effort When he recovered he found himself speedmg toward the hospltal 1n an ambulance w1th a pretty llttle drwer named Colleen Wxckham But back at the scene of the crash was Eumce Benson the c1ty f1re ch1ef trylng to put out the blaze Well he bought a new plane and declded to go to h1s old home town lt happened to be on Wednesday n1ght and Carole Pfaltzgraff was playxng her trombone w1th Happy Jake Also he met Gladys Ralsch She IS now operatlng a rest home for aged mxgratmg water fowl She Ines by Cons1d1ne Lake 1n a l1ttle log cabln In Mason Clty he found L.o1s Wagner on the street corner r1ng1ng a bell for the Salvatxon Army She sa1d teachlng mlce was unlnterestmg so she turned to a worthy cause St1ll 1n Dumont IS J1m Durand He IS tn the Undertak1ng BUSIDCSS w1th h15 father 1n law R H Vogel But Darrell was unable to see h1m because he had a funeral Traveling southward he found Margle Lmdaman w1th the lmportant t1tle as head of WCTU 1n Bourbon Kentucky She had just come back from a tr1p up 1n the hxlls 1n search of moon shmers Happlly marrled and l1v1ng 1n the Mxddle West of the Unxted States w1th SIX beautxful chxl dren are Mr and Mrs Walter Cuvel1er He teaches kangaroos how to play txddly W1l'lkS H15 w1fe or1g1nally Donna Lloyd IS the wlndow washer of the town In Ch1Cag0 he found Mr B1gler h1s Sen1or class sponsor He Sald he was preparmg for a professlonal match on the moon Oh' by the way h1s bowlmg average IS 300 per lme On one of the streets of New York IS a very fashxonable g1rdle shop whlch 15 owned and op erated by the famous Lozs Boots She charges ten dollars for the f1rst hundred and a dollar a pound for those thereafter Smce he was 1n the huge cxty Darrell thought he would go see the Unlted Natxon s Bu1ld1ng As he entered the lecture hall he saw a fam1l1ar f1gure that of Mavls Ubben The newsmen around h1m sa1d she had been talkxng for 44 hours about flea control of the Watuba Country of Afr1ca She told h1S she had won the t1tle of Champion Flllbuster One day he plcked up a newspaper and on the socxety page he saw a huge pxcture resemblmg the Darl DeArmoun Wlth whom he went to school lt gave h1S l1fe h1story and stated that he 15 a great opera s1nger for the Metropol1tan Opera House He attended one of h1s concerts and he sa1d Darl was very good Next he thought he would go to Georg1a and V1S1t Johanna and Nad1ne Freese They run wldely known ch1le shop called THE FREEZE AND FREEZE Darrell sa1d Iumce Tjabrmg was married to the famous GOOSG Tatum ofthe Harlem Globe trotters She plays on the team part of the t1me Well It s t1me to board the plane agam for lndxa where he knew Calvln E1nste1n or1g1nally Calv1n Wh1te was located He had a tough t1me gettmg to Calv1n s locatxon but he f1nally made lt He was on top of the Hxmalayan Mounta1ns try1ng to produce a new k1nd of green cheese from the moon Also m lndla h found the former LaVelle Creeden the seventeenth wxfe of Aly Khan They also have thzrteen ch1ldren Reversxng m d1rect1on he found hxmself 1n Ceylon where he was the guest of R1chard M1ller He 15 grow1ng spec1al tea leaves for h1s wxfe the former Sh1rley Kr1ens who tells fortunes at famous tea part1es 1n England From Ceylon he flew to Madagascar ln about a half an hour to V1Slt Duane Sexbert He 1S well known for the wonderful var1et1es of tobacco he razses Agam he changed d1rect1on and headed for Afr1ca ln southern Afr1ca he d1scovered Yvonne S1ems orgamzmg 4 H clubs Most of her studmous members have club snakes ln the depths of Afr1ca he fo1md Calvm DeVr1es raxsmg laugh1ng hyennas to try to get them to mutate h1s laugh for the fun houses 1n Chlcago Darrell thought he would end h1s vacat1on by golng to the beautxful South Seas Whom do you suppose he found 1n Ha1t1 'P R1chard Bruns' He was sell1ng chlorophyll toothpaste w1th a toothbrush enclosed for a spec1al barga1n There was only one more name left on the 11st That of the famous Hula dancer Mary Ann Wendt At that t1me he found her mode11ng grass skxrts After h1S long and tlflng but mterestmg Journey he returned v1a h1s atomxc plane to h1s desert castle n V 1 n f v 1 1 ' , . .V . . . . . . , . . - - Y 9 H w ' 1 r ' f . , .. . . . . . . , . . , . . . . H . . . ,, . 3. ' - at an 1 v - r - 1 12 , . 1 - 1 1 . . . ' . . . - n H . I . . 1 r .

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Iumor Class BACK ROW Dorothy Slems Mary Ellen Reysac k Paul Faber Stanley Norman Harm Fref. se Lyle Uhlcnhopp lvn Uhlenhopp Dc nnls 'Stork Peryl L mda-'nan Judy Davxs SECOND ROW Arlene Youngberg Dotta Stllson Patsy Clemens Burdeen Sluxter leon Eblmg lvlarxln Krull Berdcne Etzan Euelyn Bents Donna btxlson Beverly Hudson Dawn Evans Tanun Kxbsgaard Mary Uhlenhopp Sophomore Class BACK ROW Robert Ayres Jim Pfaltrgraff Howard 5 haefer Ronnxf' Wendt loc' Johnson Larry Boots Beryl Lxndaman James Akxn SECOND ROW lviary Lou Melnders Maxme Brcmner Lmda Lloyd Allan Poplnga Marxlyn Welchers Grave Reysark Barbara Sxems FRONT ROW Sharon Hartgraves Karen Hawe Robert Penrook David Mxtrhell Beulah De-Vore Clara Neuhaus FRONT ROW: Joanne Davis, Llartha Abel, lwlona Creeden, Esther Muller,