Due West Female College - Arrow Yearbook (Due West, SC)

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I 2 - ' ifx The Arrow, .Noneteen Twenty-Seven X ....... . A I -. EWQ jwgnfia - at f 'fats U 1. .I s Klllxllllllll l.ItllII'Il Z-T-B:,jbjLD mm. . . . . .T:l.l'r!Sg44E'm -E-I el Jokes Shorty Lyon: NI wish every year had three hundred and sixty-Five days of rest. Punk Harris: Are you mad? Then we would have to Work a day every fourth year. 'ir' 'ir fi' Miss Lacy: Do you find those notes a trifle high? Lib Pursley: I haven't found them yet. 'ic -ic' 'ir She: George, dear, would you put your- self out for me?'1 He: 'lSu1'e thing. She: Then please do. I'm terribly tired. 'ic'fi i- Miss Scott fin Harmonyj: t'Miss VVhite- sides, will you please put your exercise on the board ? Martha VVhitesides: Miss Scott, I haven't played mine over yet, and it sounds funny, I know. v Miss Scott: Very well, then we'll have a little Humoresquef' 'ic 'uk 'ic- Oh, Ilm irrigated! I've copied this wrong again! -Iv fi- 'Jr- Miss Pierce: l'Do you like Keats? Fresh: 'KVVhat do they taste like? 'i'4r'i' Miss De Vane: t'VVhy don't you pause there? Don't you see that rest? Alice Alexander: Yes'm, but I'm not tired yet. fi' 'Jr 'if Miss Ketchin: You see, Queen Anne died without heir. Clara McPhail: Did she suffocate ? Edna McGee Cin libraryj: Could you tell me where I can find Lamb's Tales, by Shake- speare? 'ir 'ir 'ic' Helen Patterson: f'Something is preying on Sis' mind. Susie Shannon: t'Don't worry, it will die of starvation. 'ic' 'ic 'i- Miss Agnew Cin chemistry classj: Miss Turner, get me a crucible out of the case. Annelle Creturningj: '1Miss Agnew, I can't find that crucifix anywhere. 'ir'u!c'i' Lena Phillips: HI don't think I deserve zero on this test paper. Miss Cousins: I agree with you, but zero is the lowest mark I know. 'i i-Pk Another thing a girl can do that you'd think would be a physical impossibility if you clidn't see it actually demonstrated is to act masculine and independent and feminine and dependent at practically one and the same time. 'Ir slr 'ai' Clerk: VVe have some very nice oatmeal soap today. v . KK Carolyn Jones No thanks. We never ' 1 wash our oatmeal. 'ic 'iv 'ir' First She: Jack seems very anxious to get married. Second She: HYes, he proposed to me, too. 'i' 'ic 'ic' Joe Bonner: 'IDD you think we could live on ten thousand a year? Phenie Josephs: Yes, but who is going to give it to us ? Page one hundred ihzriy

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' - F YQ- 3 The Arrow, Nnzeteen Twenty-Seven In :T .rim- 'H , ,H 5' 52 igrguu N Illlllff WmlIlIu1lIr1 I- lunrn n:ifu:n vr1u fvrrv I vrrruvrll WTI :uvvvrvllllrll HH- WFfTl'I'lTlmTTY'l Miss Pierce: Now, Punk, what are you doing? Learning something?,' Punk Harris: No, ma'am. I was just listening to you. 'ir' 'ic' 'ut' She: VVhat disguise shall I wear for the fancy ball? Can't you give me an idea ? He: Why not go as a woman? 'kat-i' Mr. Bonemealj' asked the professor in the freshman class, Uwhat three words are used most among college students?', I don't know, said the student. 'tC0rrect, replied the professor. -ut' 'lc 'i' Lena Ware: 'tHow old are you? Susie Dawson: I said I was eighteen. Lena: 'tYes, but how old are you now? -ulr :lc'lf- UI-Ias the girl you sent away to college got her degree yet?l' I should say so. VVhy, she wrote last week that the faculty had called her in and given her the third degree. That girl's am- bitiousf' '1c'ulc lc Ethel is taking violin lessons. Is she? Why, the poor girl hasn't the slightest ear for music. I knowg but she has such beautiful el- bows. 'i i I' ,le suis bon, Tu es bones, l Il est beans, Nous sommes bonbon, Vous etes bonbonnieres, Ils sont bon-ton. Page one hundred thirty-one . . :-Q22 - ..-.-. Miss Agnew Cin chemistryjz Suppose you were called on to attend a patient who had swallowed a heavy dose of oxalic acidg what would you administer? Emily Dean: The sacrament. 'ic 'i' 'ir Thrice armed is he who hath his quarrel just, And four times he who gets his blow in fust. -lc 'lr 'ale Grace DeVernet: I understandgyou have so high an opinion of your city that you be- lieve heaven must be like Boston. Miss de Volt: t'VVell, I believe I did say so sometime ago, but you know Boston has im- proved a great deal in the last few years. 'ic-ul-'wir' Mrs. Maginnis met Mrs. lVIoriarty at an afternoon tea. Says Mrs. Maginnis: How do you do, Mrs. Moriarty? Says Mrs. Moriarty: I am glad to see you, and how do you do? Not that I care a rap, but it helps along the talk. 'iv -mln 'ir Do you drame of me, Moike? Drame of you, is it, Kate? Sure, 'tis the way wid me that I can't shlape noights dramin' of ye, darlint! 'nlcel i' 'lEvelyn! said a reproving mother to her small, daughter. How dare you speak to your father like that? Did you ever hear me speak in such a manner to him? No, said Evelyn, Hbut you choosed him, and I didn't. 'ic alt' slr' Josie Young: 'tDid you know I was a life- saver last summer? Carrie Mae McElroy: , Really!l' VVhat flavor? v