Dublin High School - Shamrock Yearbook (Dublin, OH)

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fw T' . f A14 '1 fx Q' Xl, ,A Q s...Xl 55' P. K b We ' fr 4 started a conversation with three old friends, JUDY EVANS HEADLEE, BILLY HEADLEE, and BILL SEELY and his wife, Betty. The two Bills were the carpenter-contractors who had built Browningville, Mars, from Aida's blueprint. Of course, Billy and Judy were keeping up the good old Headlee tradition and had an even dozen boys for a starter. In another part of the lobby, JIM REID, red hot wholesaler, and his super-salesman, BYRON O'DELL, were trying to get GINNY JACOBY BAILEY and her husband, BOBBY JOE, to sign a contract, giving Jim the right to sell coonskin caps and coats made from Bailey Purebred Mar- tian Coons. Ginny and Bob had a huge coon farm on Mars and the Mar- tians prized the skins very much. Ginny hated to hear the men talking about skinning her friends so she left and walked over to talk with CAROLYN KARRER HOOPER. MARILYN TERMEER, ROSEMARY KISS HERD, and NANCY PERRY LANE, who were all busily discussing formulas and schedules and what Bob, Jr., Dick, Jr., Charles, Jr., and Don, Jr., did just the other day. DR. CAROLYN DANIELS and her nurse, SANDY JONES, were gos- siping with the group of teachers, including SYLVIA PHILLIPS HUNT- INGTON, IDAMAE SMITH, and HERB JONES, about Earth's missionary to Mars, MARION MYERS, and his assistants, BETTY CLARK, and JANICE PINNEY, who was famous in social work among the heathen Martians. WALTER MYERS, the jazz band leader iso you want to lead a band ?J, his wife Kaye and SHIRLEY PLUMMER PRICE, his best dancer, were happily discussing the new theater they were going to open in Browningville. Then EVERETT BUCKNER, the captain of the space liner, came to the door and yelled, All aboard ! So the whole gang of old classmates, their wives, children, cows, hogs, trumpets, and all the rest boarded the ship and set off for Mars. THE END 3 Ni I Compliments of LINWORTH FARMERS EXCHANGE 3

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N X f' a .Y 'O N 4 ' I 2 ' - -a, PRoPHECY 5 I f I ll RJ'-en S 14g It was July 1970. GARY TERMEER, President of Martian Coloni- zation Movement, had decided to establish a new city on the planet Mars. It was to consist entirely of his fellow classmates of the Famous Class of 1955, who were such geniuses that they almost all had gained fame in their chosen fields. The President of the United States, CHARLES PIN- NEY, agreed wholeheartedly, perhaps because he and his lovely wife, Sec- retary of State PATTIE CLARK PINNEY, had both been members of that renowned class. Gary had hired AIDA VASSEUX, the famed architect, to design his city of Browningville, named in memory of their old home room teacher, whose calculations on his trusty slide-rule proved that the trips to Mars should take four weeks. However, the expert pilots, Hot-Rod HARRIETT ASCHINGER HOLDER and ELVA HAMILTON SWEARENGIN, will probably land the great space liner in half of that time. The space liner in which they will make this trip was the materializa- tion of a dream-BENNY DELEWESE'S dream. He had gone to Notre Dame and in between football and basketball games, had studied nuclear physics and finally gained distinction as a rocket ship designer. Now, in the lobby of the space port, old friends were renewing old acquaintances and catching up on years of gossip. Quite a commotion was caused by JEAN STEVENSON and MARLENE CORDLE, Gary's private secretaries, who rose screaming from the couch on which they had been sitting, for it had begun to move! However, on investigation, it turned out to be BOB SWEENEY, one of the group of agricultural experts, who had arrived early and had lain down on the couch for a little rest. Some- one had put on the slipcover and hadn't even noticed him there! This attracted the attention of the rest of Bob's group of experts, including KEITH MILLER, a distinguished dairyman, and his young wifeg DEAN HOLBEN, equally distinguished hog farmer, and JON SHOE- MAKER, whom nobody recognized because he had been a bit too over- weight for the trip and had dieted to a neat 120 lbs. They came over and J . u' y mu , X 1 X 'QF f K ' ,ll r 1- 'Mr Ili 11

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