Drury University - Souwester Yearbook (Springfield, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 188 of the 1927 volume:

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M, 'K f V' if V , rw . f Y ' , ' mm 5, 4 i ,QQ ifsifwd ,.3. M- fl , 'IZ 5 - X: ' ' .g ,f f A fi an L 3 I .,., V , -. 31 W .., , L L' ff-5 x wifi' 1 Nj - V ' s 5 1 Q 1 2 -' 727 i A ' . V e ' Zz., F f , w - MW 1 ' ,Aux f-15,07 8 A. , . . ,,,Wp.W,. U f if Q ' ZJW lm , , , '- :VNU A, ww . . , . 0 , - Viv, ff-29,1 1:- ' I afiic? rf ELI TY Get 'em young, gmduatte 'em fast, and ' teach 'em nqthifng l.... X xxx mf Q , E71 THOMAS WILLIAM NADAL AM MPd PhD LLD Pveszdent of the College 8 Presidents Message In the progressive world every age differs from the preceding one. The present age is no exception. It is vain, therefore, to try to turn back the hands of the clock in an effort to convince ourselves that it is Nyesterdayw instead of today, Acknowledging the actuality of the present, our problem is that of adjusting ourselves wisely and happily to the present. 'A I In making this adjustment we must recognize the inalienable rights of youth to citizenship in this new world, a world that youth has inherited and not created. We must remember that the young people of this generation, like the young people of past generations, have their own lives to live, their own destinies to achieve. And, suddenly thrust into this age of bewilderment and perf plexities, to their credit be it said, they meet life unafraid. They dare face facts. They yearn for reality. They hate shams. They have independence, as did their Revolutionary forbears, and are willing to take big risks. By and large, however, they are right minded, morally earnest, and bravely trying to struggle their way through the mazes of a strangely complicated civilization. The modern college' ought to aid materially in helping youth solve its problem of adjustment to the new age. -The college ought to be friendly to all sane and progressive thinking. It ought to be the open door to truth. It ought to generate high idealism and wholesome enthusiasms. It ought to endow youth with a rational faith, a steadying purpose, a quenchless passion for truth and a mastering devotion to high endeavor. The college ought to interpret the eagerness and restlessness of the purposeful college man and woman of today as the earnest of a more just social order, a truer democracy, a better and more friendly world, tomorrow. THOMAS WILLIAM NADAL. E91 ,Wi E N. BENNETT, RUTH ESTHER REED AB., AM., .L.L.D. Dean of the College, Professor of Education. CARL BROWN SWIFT, AB., B.D., D.D. Dean of the School of the Bible. .1 I , ,Wm .M H. .. LEWIS ELBERN MEADOR, JAMES EMERY COX, A.B., A.M. A.B., A.M., Litt. D. Professor of History and Economics. Professor of English. ROLAND NEAL, JAMES ELIAS CRIBBS, A.M., Ph.D. M.S., Ph.D. Professor of Chemistry. Professor of Biology. H11 f-wi 4 v W, 'N X BENJAMIN FRANKLIN' FINKEL, GLENN 'HARRISON BENTON, A.M., Ph.D., LL.D. A.B., A.M. Professor of Mathematics and Physics. Associate Professor of History. .D CRAIG DAVIS, A DONALD s. LIBBEY, AB., AM. . B.s., AM. ' DWCCIOT of Physical Education. Associate Professor of Agriculture and ' Instructor in Geology. I 12 1 SERENO BURTON CLARK, LILLIAN BERTINfROTH M.Po., Ph.D. . Lic. es L. , P '0f5-9501' of CIUWCS- Assistant Professor of Romance Languages RUTH GODWIN, ARTHUR WALD, AB., Bs., AM. A-Bu Ph-D Assfstant Professor of Home Economics. Professor of Romance Languages. fliil k u -IM, I JOHN BEOWNING SAPP, MARY MATILDA CHOISEL Mus. B. Professor of Voice. Instructor in Violm. i r P I a E r MARIE BEIDERLINDEN LIBBEY, Mus.B., A.B. X Assistant Professor of Piano. V14 I I EDWIN WILLIAM PETERS Instructor in Brass and Director of Band. MILES MARCELL RUTH SHEWALTER MCCOY Instructor in Clarinet and Saxaphone. Director of Public School Music and Instructor in Piano. CATHALENE ISEMAN MARY CATHERINE BOSWELL Instructor in Piano. I AB' Instructor in Art. I15I WILLIAM ATHERN DAGGETT TEAN MAXHAM A B M A L1bra11an and Regutrar Dwector of Physlcal Educatwn for Women OSCAR E- LICHLITER MRS. EFFIE SHERIDAN Secretary. Institute Manager' ' E161 ,fx Board of Trustees THOMAS WILLIAM NADAL ALFRED R. BALDWIN . JOHN T. STURGIS . CHARLES G. MARTIN . WILLIAM W. WOODS . ALICE L. THRASHER . LEROY L. LICHLITER . HARRY M. PFLAGER . FREDERICK E. WOODRUFF CLARENCE REIDENBACH . MARION C. EARLY , WILLIAM G. SWINNEY . GEORGE W. NONEMACHER CHARLES E. HARWOOD . ORANGE J. HILL . K . ARTHUR M. MARTY . ALFRED H. MANSFIELD HARRY COOPER . . BERT S. LEE . . . HENRY M. BEARDSLEY . EDWARD V. WILLIAMS RUSSELL H. STAFFORD . JAMES H. HEDGES . GEORGEW. MELCHER . OSCAR LICHLITER . . VICTOR O. COLTRANE . 1927 1928 1929 Togo N71 Ex O jjficio President . Springfield . Springfield . Springfield . Springfield . Springfield . Kansas City . Saint Louis . Saint Louis . Kansas City . Saint Louis . Springfield . Springfield Upland, California . Kansas City . Kansas City . Saint Louis . Springfield . Springfield . Kansas City . Springfield . Saint Louis . Springfield . Kansas City . .Secretary . Council Student ASLBIBLHHLS ENGLISH- - WILBUR BLANKE LOY DAVIS NOBLE ARMSTRONG EVELYN JOHNSON ELIZABETH J TAYLOR HISTORY AND ECONOMICS- MILDRED ROBLEE GUY HILL BERT Goss KIRBY PATTERSON HOME ECONOMICS- FERN STAGGS EsTHER CRANK ELIZABETH ANDERSON CHEMISTRY- RALPH SNODGRASS CATHERINE MAGEE PAUL NIESSEN SYDNEY GRAHAM MATHEMATICS- ANNA EITMAN GEOLOGY- RALPH ROWDEN JOHN BOLINGER HARRY BAY LANGUAGES- MARY ELIZABETH HAMPSON, French PAUL MARTIN, Spanish BIOLOGY- CLARENCE WARREN EDNA BRASHEARS MILDRED MACE JOE COMBS BIBLE- EWING TURNER PHYSICAL EDUCATION- FRANCIS FOGARTY E181 M M ' 'SENIUR Let us neck, Ci?'i'VLk, and make wisecfaclqs, for tomocfvfow we may gmcluate Jl . Y 0 Q ,wi 'ig f1f'i '!' FRANCES SAPPENFIELD, A.B. Tulsa, Okla. President, Classical Club, '26, President, Spanish Club g Mendelssohn Club. EDWIN PETERS, A.B., B.S. Springfield. Delta Gamma Chi, Band, '25, '26, Orchestra, '25, LUCY LEE FERGUSON, . A.B. South Greenfield. Pi Beta Phi, Skiffg -i Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. LUCY BELL JONES, A.B. Miller. Pi Beta Phi, Classical Clubg Mendelssohn Club, Y. W. C. A. DAVID HARTLEY, B.S. Marshfield. Drury Chemical Assof ciationg Student Senate, President, Fairbanks House Council. f F201 few fs-10 Y' Q4 CLARENCE WA RREN, B.S. Springfield. Delta Gamma Chi, Seven Sages, '24, '25, D. C. A.g Gavel Club. MILDRED RILEY, A.B., B.S. Springfleld. Sigma Tau Deltag Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '26, '27, Sou'wester Staff, '263 Classical Club. HARRY BAY A.B. Cole Camp. Delta Gamma Chig Seven'Sages. EDNA BRESHEARS, L, A.B., B.S. ' Springfield. , Skilfg Y. W. C. A. President '26, '27. MARY ELIZABETH HAMPSON, A .B Springfield: 1 Delta Delta Deltag - Spanish,Club. X -. m . CHARLES TRENT, A.B. Springfield. Gavel Club, President, Y. M. C. A., '26g 1 Second Place, Cratorical Contest, '26 and ,27Q Student Fellowship. BLANCHE ROPBR, A.B. Republic. Sigma Tau Delta, Skiff. Y. W. C. A. HALBERT RANBY, B.S. Springfield. Footballg Seven Sages, 526Q Big D Clubg Delta Gamma Chi. MARION JANE THOMPSON, A.B. Rockaway Beach. Zeta Tau Alphag Glee Clubg Y. W. C. A. Cabinetg, Dramatic Club, 125. FRANCIS FOGARTY, A.B. Springfield. God's gift to women. 1211 MARY Loursn COLTRANE, A.B. Springfield. Skiffg Delta Delta Delta, Sigma Tau Deltag President, 127, SOu'wester Staff, '26g Mirror Staff, '26. CATHERINE MAGBE, B.S. Springfield. Drury Chemical Assof ciationg Delta Delta Delta. f gb if NVM' Gam gr' MARVIN NAPPBK, A.B. Billings. Theta Kappa- Nu, Drury Chemical Assof ciation. MILDRED ROBLEE, A.B. Springfield. Snai- Delta Delta Deltag X ff? Sigma Tau Delta, H11 X Skifg 'H Mirror Staff, '26, l27Q SOu'wester, '26. 'EQ-.vc I 2 1 R f' , .-I P I HENRY CONRLINO, A.B. Springheld. Delta Gamma Chi, Glee Club, Mendelssohn Club, Y. M. C. A., Gavel Club. DOROTHY SIMMONS, A.B. Springfield. Delta Delta Delta, Circelo Espanol, Y. W. C. A. JOHN BOLINGER, A.B. Springfield. Drury Chemical Assof ciation, Seven Sages, ' 4, '25, ' 6. V GARET HUGHES, A.B. Gentry, Ark. Student Fellowship, Student Volunteer, Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, '26, '27, Camp Fire, '26, '27, MARY MORRISON, A.B., B.S. , Aurora Student Senate, '25, Wallace Hall Council, '26, Camp Fire, Y. W. C. A. +I Q 14 4 K ,J j , :!',, J . 9 I fi I Q 4 A .fl yy +5 22 BERNIOE TURNER, A.B. Billings. Zeta Tau Alpha, McCullaugh House Council, Mendelssohn Club, Classical Club. EWING L. TURNER, A.B. Springheld. Student Body President 27, Theta Kappa Nu, Sigma Tau Delta, Sou'vvester Staff, '26, Pi Gamma Mu. MILDRED MAOE, A.B., B.S. Neosho. Y. W. C. A. JOHN AI. MAYDEN, A.B., B.S. Savanna, Okla. Basket Ball, '25, '26, Captain, '27, Football, '25, '26, Seven Sages, Pi Gamma Mu, D Club. GUY HILL, A.B. Lebanon. Theta Kappa Nu, Seven Sages, Student Senate, '25, Pi Gamma Mu. a M Rx' d FRANCIS FOGA RTY, A.B. i Springfield. Kappa Alpha, Class President, '24, Football Captain, '26, Track. '24, '25, '26. CYREEN COOLEY, A.B., B.S. ' Springfield 7 la-M' My t ,gk K O wt V6 PAUL NIESSBN, A.B. Springfield. Sigma Nu, Football, '24, '25, Mirror Board, '25, Senior VicefPresident. RALPH ROWDEN, A.B. Springfield. ' Kappa Alpha, Class President, '26, Seven Sages, '24, '25, '26, '27, Student Senate, Baseball, '25, '26. FRANCES JOHNS, A.B. Joplin. Delta Delta Delta. 231 . . 1 111 i El 711 l l1l ll .11 11' ,rl 1 11 1 1 l. ,1 1,1 l HELEN HULL, A.B. Springfield. Zeta Tau Alpha, Sou'wester, '26, Drury Chemical Assof ciation, 7 I WALLACE Cooic, A.B. Warrensburg. , Sigma Nu, Sou'wester, '26, ' Mirror Editor, '26, '27, ' 1 Student Senate. rpg, goo!!! T l . -.p,5 ' ywy aigj J: N3Lf11, 'JJJ,,s!'j'V K MA Fplffjl f ,lit Rat 1 L S O' 1l,H ' 1151 wa . f ll AAMON Hoon, In ' 1 lo ff,-My 11:1 A.B., B.S. 0,11 ' - lfl Springfield i U ' l l ' J 1 14 Zeta Tau Alpha. ff l 1 ELVA BRAMHALL, A.B. 11,1 Grove Spring. 7 Y. W. C. A. 311, . ,V . 1 l ' 7717.1 HARRY NEALE, A.B. Springfield. Sigma Nu, 1 Student Senate, '26, '27, 1 Senior Class President, 7, Basket Ball, '24, '25, '26, - fl' Football, '25, '26. li Q . I l l 1 , lil I 1 l RUTH BERNARD, A.B. Cameron CARL BRUMMETT, A.B. Joplin. Delta Gamma Chi, President Forensic Association, Glee Club, Manager, .mg Debate, '24Q ' Mirror Staff, '23, '24. ELIZABETH ANDERSON, B. S. Springfield. Student Senate, Sou'wester Staff, '26, Y. W. C. A. Cabine '24, '25, '26. Y, RALPH SNODGRASS A.B. Springneld. Theta Kappa Nug Stude Senate, Gle bg emical Asso tion. If X . gf J-Idols ng s . . :S L W3 S 1 U1 i l Y .... Ca et I l Q r rff' d S ud ellows re. Springield. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Spanish Club. Qfffxil -xl. ' 5 Y. 'Ve O40 a,1-O 0 lt' 3 L'Z.f' 2 2'lL-v.,1.A,aM,rI N 1. ...,,,,1- I I ! 1 J,+1f2,. - 7 x I ' .Ul- HQVQ - s T If. I Q ,Q Q f JL1,Q-AAC . 1 I Y r 4' tfxfwf,-,f,f,. A-EA ,! .1 ks- 'yf 4. K s.2,3,5, , .,,f , N-I.. ..,V,. , f.f 5 JLINIUR P-4 Z' 2435 'X ll , LOGAN B. DARRELL Eldon Unusual combination of T. M. C. A., politician and lady's man? FERN STAGG Nevvburk One' vast, b a smile. I Zi NOBLE ARMSTRONG Springfield One at a time, girls! DOROTHY HAYNES Marshfield The miss is as good as her smile. PAULINE BRYANT Springdeld Still looking for her soul' mate. I l26j WILDA FLINT Newburg There's a little hit of had in every good little girl. KIRBY PATTERSON Springfield So far Cupid and the gals are out of luck. MARY CRUMPLEY Springfield One of these good girlsebut for what? AMOS EBLAN Alton Insujicient sweetie. JUANITA CAHILL Willard Old fashioned, but never admits it. 4,0- -,B MAURICE WILSON Spring6e1d .Quite the bored, sophisf ticated manfaboutftown type. RUTH BAKER Springfield Devoted to uplifting the masses to bigger and bet' ter things. ALLEN GARDNER Springield Has joined everything but T. W. C. A. and Skijf. CLIFFORD DAVIS Earlton, Kans. Not another like him in the world-nice old world! ELEANOR JOHNSON Springfield Nobody knows what a redfheaded mama will do. GENE LOGAN Warsaw The original Arrow Col' lar lad-he thinks so, too. ADRIAN MORRISON Springield He will confess that Adrian is not so bad. IRENE STUEELNS jen ' a. R, ho 'd G .? 5 I V. N WW LYNN TERRY Kidder His favorite tailor is Omar the tentfmalqer. PAUL MARTIN Springfield His greatest accomplish- ment is to cuss in Spanish. CHARLES WASSON Springfield Chief aid and asset to Mr. Frisco and his rail' road. CATHERINE GROBELBLE Springlield Sweet in the innocence of youth. RUTH BAKER Springfield Helps unearth those lost treasures of the library. BERT Goss Springfield Strong for the feminist movement-providing it's his way. GEORGIA TUCKER Springfield She goes with boys 'cause she likes 'ern. 28 JEWELL LIEPMAN Springfield Not overly eager for the loving, honoring, and obeying act, ELVAS DIXON Stockton Plays in the infield on the baseball team and in the cornfield at home. HOWARD CAMPBELL Springfield Puts the letter I fmt in the alphabet. MURIEL ELAM Joplin She never said love me little. WALTER THOMPSON Springfield He's faithful and admits it ' i - 'A .xi ANDREW HOWARD Billings The perfect Rotarian. KATHERINE RAYL Springfield g Has passed all amor' ous sighs so ELIZABETH BALDWIN Springfield She is the kind of a girl that could never be true. GEORGE' WOOD Springfield A great chemist-he liberates hot air. MINNIE MAE PRESCOTT Springfield To teach the young idea how. My . l29l EVELYN JOHNSON Springfield Representing half of the Zeta's bid for scholar' ship. MORRIS GARNSEY Aurora A strong will-even Sig' ma Nu failed to make a roughfneclg out of him. MARION Amos Smithield Breaks away from the midnite oil to break hearts. ALICE DEAN MOBBERLY Springfield A nice girl-but who wants to be nice? WILBUR BLANKE Springfield Selffappointed dictator of .the intelligentsia. 1 X X . fi. ,ff if Ol ' 1 i A . l I DAVE MCKNIGHT ' OIHB E IEME Springfield lin Came back to help the 01113 S , Knights of Alcohol on fl ' - their new cellar. love. MILDRED WELLSHEAR Loy DAVIS Fort Smith, Ark. Springfield ' 'Thinks the men are all alike, but wants four or five of them anyway. CHARLES DENTON Springfield - Love 'em all, propose to few, and marry none. WALTER PARKS Springbeld He's hot- ot that wa S 3' from being all wrapped up in himself. LOUISE NELSON Springielcl Wants to be a man hater, but hasrfr the heart. 4 30 l l If we would say some' thing about him he'd argue us out of it, so what's the use? MARGARET GALT Springfield A kiss on the hand is nice, but a diamond bracelet lasts forever. ALTON RUSSELL Eau Claire, Wise. Early to bed and Early to rise And you'll never meet the regular guys. VIRGIL NEVILLE Springfield A little lovin' now and then Is relished by the best of men. .iii W CHARLES WILLIAMS Iberia To him a girl in the back seat is worth two in the front. GUY BERRY Sudheimer I may not be handsome, but I'm darn good look' ing. TRUMAN MCEVER Russellville, Ark. Gets 'way behind in his studies so that he can pursue them better. EMMA WILLIAMS Iberia A nice girl, but she's getf ting tired of being told about it. GERALD GARDNER Oil Hill, Kans. Our most sentimental soft shell. DON SILSBY Springfield He's such a prince-we want to crown him our' selves. JESSE V. WATSON Morrisville Two girls may be better than one-that depends on the girls. BARBARA KA UPMAN Nettleton It pays to be good-not much, but it pays. KENNETH MCCUNE Joplin Never feeds on dainties that are in text books. GEORGE EVANS Carterville Adding that cultural touch. QlllllllliIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll : The E E CUNTEMFURHRY 2 E Eamnm E 2 1327-SUUMESTER 2 I : llllllllulllllllllllllIIIUIIllllllllllllllll' 'llllllllllllIllmLFrQ fr ,Z -. Y Nf ' I ' 's,-- I ' .u., -1, . - ' ., Yi: VN W WX? .X M ffNvCrN1 V FW'-' Af ky 1 A Jl x I, f- . ' 1,f1g-sT f A445-'A Q iigbafv f RITUEQ 4bb6fi':-F451 ESQ,-'Q Qg1ffi1 -.ffF psig - ,igfffgg gf? ,--419' 3 rf ,gg 13 . LI - gi 59320 3 0943 Parfums 1532!-EXIUUKERN K ,Nw L 4 7 51, ,Q u X .JM 'fd Q,-I K 'W fm W ,gn M M xr W sm X N f mm 9 fx I ry 'iw I XM N A v2'2E!J H W X ' ' f K! X JVVQRQ ' xi f ,311 X ?XZ N,gjfMYf If ug X X .A 5 , -- , -,.- 19 4' ff' -, 547,11 iifz Lsggl ,. fi H '.- AQ Q ' f f -' f H321 EIJFHUMURE Q17 VW ? Q 1 x S Af All ROLAND W. MUSSMAN Cole Camp You can't be certain-he might be thinking about something, HELEN MALIN St. John, Kans. A little bi of li-fax JP ,gp iwwmh JOHN GAINEY i Nevada The big noise-emphasis on the noise. ,i i 1 FLOY WATITBRS Marshfield H Her chief occupation is waiting foo? the evening male. ' , NED WHITE Springfield Never did anything un' preacherly like in his life. s if wlfw if l HEEEN GRACE BROWN ' Stockton She doesn't think man is creation's masterpiece, KENNETH OLLIS Olathe, Kans. Greatly sought after- mostly with rifles. LUCILLE NEVILLE Eldon Be warned, son, in time -she handles 'em rough. RUTH DRAPER Springfield The beautiful mannef quin. - g- D. COLLEEN KENNEY Little Rock, Ark. Morris does have his wealqness. I .411 ' 4 W' I LYMAN LOGAN Hurley One who deserves all he gets-here's hoping he gets plenty. ROSALIE LINDSEY Pass Christian, Miss. The last of the Delt Tradition. n- I . ,k. u -.,!, . JLKQ1-'X I. ,-. ' - I .a , ' Y-1' 1 J s f ,I a - . .Qi ...,. is- - 1 E J 1 'Y 4' -- - 'MJ JOE COMEs J Nevada Chief Wigwagger fofthe Boy Scouts. BAYNE EEERLE ights her not. 'O-an Little Rock ELizAEETH TAYLOR West Plains She never works-never did anything, and none of this is true. MW glijiyswdp ff Manish. We .Ml MARY O.NBILL Springfield A culinary queen-so some guy will be lucky. BRUCE JAMES Springneld Helen smiles-and all his world is gay. MARGARET LACY Springfield Poor girl-she has a message for the Great American People. FERCY EBERT Joplin J Kuppenheirner and Chesterjielzfs best bet. vi. 'l .. , -1. --s ROBERT COOPER Joplin Another burner of the midnite oil. if - e If 0' , si 5 C ' fs' 4 B lx x Mft . ,I BEN SCHMITKE Mt. Vernon His one ambition is to be called papa. HELEN COEEMAN Springfield Pining away for a secret love. BEN GUM Alton A weatherfbeaten lover. LESLIE THOMPSON Springfield Handy around the house -here's your chance, girls. 'CATHERINE CALL Springfield Has lived and loved, and lives to love again. IWi'xl ., 'Iii rf! 'nh 0 EUNIQE PETERS Springfield Wants to be a sister to the fellows-but just a sister. PAUL HIGHFILL Marshfield He's a devil in his own home town. LEE SMITH E Okarche, Okla. Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith. ul Q r' 1 ' 18993, , MARJORIE BENSON 5' Springfield A future school marm. 4 Q -. X .xy . .MW O r efd Me come and me may go, b I on foreve . MLW' JI Iliff? X if , ,,.. P fjjb Jfl X 114- In-:vw 71 we-V 351 1 rl-VP 0 'Lf'wfl l I I 04 DLMHJ Www ALL! fwv. fx 'CJ P wwmwiwleaei ,ft Dirfvvu. 3-ld I.Q,L7sQ QUVRNTKNA SS ' lfwwu wa- :Jw 4,4445 W7 iie ELIZABETH GALT Springfield Has them all jumping thru hoops. HAROLD TANNER Springneld Now building castles in the air. Tes, Cupid's got him. MAURINE DOORES J-OJL MLM Bronaugh el he sweet, modest, un' ROSS Rirum Springfield A one o'cloelg boy in a f nine o'cloclg town. ERMA BRESHEARS .An Springfield By her giggles shall ye know her. A., f . 3 A l' 1 af I . '7 fr 1 5 i r I .f f N , - H I WILLIS JONES Springield The flavor of any society -yeah-raspberry. f - I!! If my My W Mmm GARE1-T ppl J' Springfield Bla Hands of- ri16 'Q if tanical! L WV We! R UTH BERNA RD Cameron She can chatter, she can jabber, and she has the gift of gab. RUSSELL ROBERSON Springfield Our StafComb adver- tisement. MMM . ,J- v6,e , . luv, 5 A 9 WM' I 1 I BLOND MCCROSKEY Nixa Woman hater?- Applesauce! W PEARL ELLIS - Springfield 9. M just the kind of a girl 'ffl' W RUTH ARCULARIUS Neosho Ah ha -little Miss Merry Sunshine herself. I ROY JONES Everton f Sex appeal plus. , PAUL PHILLIPS Plad One of those strong, silent men of the great outfdoors. 381 riff ' 1' W , PJ, Af! MAXINE GAMBLE Marionville A career is nice, but you can't run your jingers thru his hair. , 'J' . A WINIVER STOlN1E Monett V Looks mild-but so does dynamite. WALLACE BOHANNAN Marshfield 'Tis better to have loafed and flunlged than never to have loafed at all. LUCILLE JONES Springfield She has a pretty face. CARL WEST Springfield Wants to be both Daniel in the lion's den and the leading lion. fr' QQ, 4,,. ff iv' A www il' NW! 1 j . 5- GENE BIBB Warsaw Not to be measured by stature, but by his repuf I tation with the ladies. EDGAR MOORMAN ' Morrisville What's the use of make ing one hundred when sixty will pass you? FRANK Dow Sedalia One of the army journey- ing out to Cherry Street. FRED SMITH Marshfield His only books are women's looks. RALPH PHILLIPS Aurora One of those modest shrinking violets that does not shrink. ,. , 45 1' Hfff, .Ae .1 , I 0 , 'Z -J EDWARD MCKINLEY Springfield Determined to marry for money. FRANK BRIDWELL Marshfield One with quite a manly chest- On which a lady's head could rest. BOB MCKINLEY Springfield Wallace Hall's favorite. MMA in f-fJ JOE GRAIN Ozark Meador's favorite-and joe never disappoints him by knowing. MAURINE CHEEIQ Springfield Wants marriage to be a jftyqift propositi n- 35o for a new , 550 for o . 62' ffigjf WALTER TRENT Sprmgheld Most attractwe thmg about a short S wt rs what th short S 1rt rsrz t about CATHERINE HARFORD Sprmgheld Be good and you w1ll be adrmred don t and you Il be erwxed LOUIS DAWSON Sprmgfield tye HAYES MCVAY Sprmgfield Proof that a mfty Star roadster Delta Gamma 1 KENNETH CASE Marshfield The hetght of hrs arnbt tton IS a httle under ve C I ACK ONES Walnut Grove all or Art Art who7 N5 New l e Chl Z .v i I 1 l . . I . D 5 If ' . f e . D J J The perfect fraternity Willing to sacrijice his P - f I - . X 21 rg , A O5 I Q n. T ' I qywl L ' Q 'Q Q1 W 7 To l ' I 40 AI J FREEHMAN fur X x xox X s Cb 3 5. X '15 ALICE EMBREE Butler Lonesomest gal in town. , ,fv. I K ,mf . 1. ' ' gli! . ' A A , I . . , . , I RUTH JONES - I- r al. G3-rden'City. lu' Righteouslyg-treading,the paths of virtue. A V ' 1 'lu ' - 1 ANABELLE KERR Crane Finds 'no thrill in kisses -NO???? NEIL GARLOCK Joplin Second assistant to Jessie james. MAURINE FUSON Mansfield A maid of winsome ways-the ways to win some man. 421 MARGARET HARRIS Springfield Wonder what flavor lip- stick she uses? LEROY LICHLITER Kansas City A jflreman-he never keeps his eyes off the hose. DICK TURNER Springfield A girl in your arms is worth two any other place. MARGARET WILCOX Pierce City She loves not any man. HELEN LUNA ' Mammoth Spring, - Ark. -So far she hasn't profited by the daily dozen. MARY ROBERTSON Springheld Oh! if he were only nigh. IRENE JUMP Conway Wants to know who stole her heart away. BIDA REINHARDT Oktaha, Okla. Offers nightly sacrifces to the false god of love. HARRIET WAKEFIELD West Plains A future militant suff fragette. FRANCES HAYMES Marshheld Opened the dictionary once-but found no pic' tures. 43 r 5 A lu 1' FLORA FOWLER ll Augusta, Kans. She thinks the human knee is a joint, and not an entertainment. I. LOLA BLANCHE WILKBRSON Conway Has that charm termed by Elinor Glynn as It, ABLION MCNABB Neosho Shaves only when nec' essary. Ava - REBA NORNIAN 1 Carft uite as hat elusive 0 e ' fo if f DOROTHY HARRIS Webb City Got the blues, but just too darn mean to cry, 1 1. I X MARY MARTHA BOOTH Springheld She will marry for anyf thing but for keeps, AARON GRIFFEY Sedalia Every fraternity has one. AVERA Flsii Sapulpa, Okla. Going to take up hype notism, as she wants to be a charming bride. IDA FORSTER Beloit, Kaus. Old fashioned girl in a gingham gown. EMMA CAMPBELL Golden City The only secret she ever kept was her age. 44 ALBERT PHILLIPS Eldon 'Tis better to srnolqe here than hereafter. INEZ GIDEON Springfield A thing of beauty is a joy forever. GEORGE BLACKWELL Monett A steam shovel would be required to bury his past. JASON BARTON Bourbon An optimist-he jumps at the pop of every cork. Webb C' y People who l ve i glass houses osbeuldiw ,pf A VIOLET VEERKAh4P Neosho The only scholar the Pi Phi's ever had. PEARL BALDWIN Hamilton I was born to love. NAN JOHNSON Springfield She used to be a book' worrn-but how that worm has turned! KATHERINE QUISENBERRY Springheld Not much in a crowd- but alone! ! FRIBDA ATWOOD Webster Groves One of these girls that leaps and lets the world do the looking. VIRGINIA WOODSIDE Little Rock, Ark. Mr. Bentorfs chief pride and joy. BILL I JAMS Rogers, Ark. Big, bold, bad Bill is sweet William now. FRANCES LEMVIS Monett Hoping that college will produce her ideal-if he's good looking. ELIZABETH STANLEY Eldon As we're taught to love one another, this girl loves one-and then an' other. GEORGIA LIBPMAN Springfield Only a rnerchanfs daughf ter, but she has her notions. -I -. I 1141, i l l . VERA WHITLOW N Poplar Bluff ' Her motto is to lqeep 'em 1 X, N guessing. . ,Ii ll l 'l ll. s Qloglfw T x I 'QQ 02,42 ' MAY THOMPSON ll 'M lo! Kansas City fn, W xg. List too sweet for this will ' ' lged world. ff W ' I ' wjww, QM- si ll il'7nJ?'7 B H T YRON ENDRIX il ' W 5 Springfield 'Ml sun rides his bicycle EO ,T if school. 1 ll . l l ll fi Ii T T! l l 1 ll, , .5 I1 Q ,, FLORENCE BARTON 1, Bourbon Believes in clubs for men ,Q fi I -provided they are heavy j X3 enough. i , 1' il if i -.lf ll i X JAMES KEBNS E Sedalia l Strong for women's 1ights T 1 l -wants to hand them X a couple of lefts, too. f 1 l li 'll fi I l rl If li' , ANITA BAKER Kingsland, Ark. She still believes in fairy tales. EMIL HOLMES Marshfield He's ojj' the women for life. PAULINE BLACK Carterville Instead of keeping that girlish figure she has doubled it. MILDRED PATTERSON Poplar Bluff Modest and shy as a nun is she. RENA JO L1vINOsTON Seminole, Okla. The Pollyanna type of school girl. VIRGINIA WILLIAIYIS Springfield Still wondering what it's all about. NAT ANDERSON Springfield And so's his twin brother! MARY ALICE THOMS Springneld The incurable sentirn en- talist. HALL SEYMOUR Springneld His one concern is how he can get his shirt on over his wings. BETTY DOLIAN Joplin My tender youth has yet to lqnow the passion of -flarning love. - X I , I I CODY ANDERSON Springneld He grew suspicious when his best gal threw her arms around hirri and said, Oh, Nat! ELNORA BOYD Springfield Gentle and modest as a flower. JAMES FUSON Springneld He's not saving for a rainy day-it's for a wet night. VICTOR COLTRANE Springfield Wants a little lovirf. DELMAS IVICCRAOIQEN Springfield With a thirst for iriiforf mation, but a greater thirst for praise. vm, ' I BERNICE COLE Kansas City Knows how to juggle that French and make it say uncle. BARBARA HORTON Springfield Thinks moons are beau' tiful, but prefers Reos. MARY OSBORN Joplin Mary had a little lamb, and he had curly red hair. QREL DAv1s ' Ava ' game to college with a j' fy erious purpose. 5 i if gf i X . J IGN C, U Ju S ,J KYLE KELTNER Nixa The answer to any maidens prayer. 48 H'- . 1.. ALBERT MASON Springfield Got some lovin' to do. ANNA MARVIN Eldon Some day she will be a dear little housewife- very dear. BYRON MORTON Springfield Still kisses his papa good' night. ' MARY RUTH HUBBELL Springfield No maybe in this baby's eyes. MARY KINKEAD Norvate, Okia. T. W. C. A. is her only love. . ,A-I. ' px N .g .4 K A.. . D 1 1 L. 'L 4 A 5 SNA. Q i . , ' X 'A 'J A MV ,5- ,A- A BERTE CARNAHAN Springheld A good geologist, but a poor gold digger. HA ROLD GA RNSEY Aurora Politics sometimes does strange things. MARJORIE HOOKER Dixon just because a irl makes S eyes is no sign that she is an optometrist. ARTHUR BLUME , Springfield Love's young bubble has busted on him. ORIN FALLIN Springheld If his face is his fortune, someone must have short' changed him. V, 3 fjifvw J' W FAN E SLAGLE ' Brighton She thinks that marriage is not a word but a sentence. MARTHELL BURMAN Springfield A girl who looks shy- but isnlt. JAMES ROBERTSON Springheld In papa's footsteps. RUTH SUMMERS jackson, La. 'Youth will be served. . EMILY DALE BATES Harrisonville Love makes the world go 'round, but so does boot' leg liquor. fn I ' '1 .- , . . f ,,'k 411- ' V . 47- '7 ' .JL L ki -, T at X i ui we W rear' if ,su r 'I . if - . E ' 1 1 l X l I I, l l , If , V lu ,' -Il I , I I II ,ell ,, Im' lr ,AH 3l,1 li I+ l l .1 I Ill ,,. mi ll II W. I, 'Il il ,. 'zz llr MII Im Illei IMI ll'l lf' i ll 4 I I l I ll ll ap ll ll ,E ,I i, . I5 4 I I 1 II .. l I I 4 l l L-....,. RICHARD LUKINS Springfield If a fellow carft brag about anything else, he will tell what a big fool he is. l WARD CRAIN Ozark Went bareheaded as a boy. VIRGINIA FOSTER Butler Shy among books. KARL GLASSOOOK Miller just at the age 'twixt boy and youth. KENNETH PEERY Sedalia Toot your own horn, brother-no one else will. I5 RALPH COOK Springfield A chin you'd love to touch-heavily. LA URA GLASSCOCK Miller Irnpervious to the little demon's darts. JOHN ROBLEE Springield This new life'is lilgely to be hard on a gay young fellow like me. MADGE GLASSCOCK Miller Beauty queen-her papa owns one million bucks. LAURENCE VAUGHN Springfield Thinks he's handsome- but really, girls, he has to slip up on the water to wash his face. f 1-1 I. I Cl CHARLES FARRINGTON Springfield A careful student-care' ful not to overdo it. . 1EL1zAEETH'SMiTH A , Muskogee, 'Oklal IA I 1 4 A L.: Has a.su'ppressed desire to be frivolous! I n , , f,L . 1 1 rll' 1 JEROLD LEDBETTER Crane Ah! the love of women- 'tis a beautiful and wonf derful thing! LAURENCE OLLIS Springfield Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine. WALTER N1EssEN Springfield An empty wagon rattles the Ioudest. .,,, tw 'X 51 CLAUDE HEMPHILL Crane - He's taking six nap courses. RALPH L1v1NGsToN Seminole, Okla, When asked to name his parents, he answered mama and papa. GLADYS HARPER Little Rock, Ark. Tries her best to give the boys a thrill. BETTY NEWCOMER Muskogee, Okla. Give me liberty or I will take it. CHARLES IVIONTGOBAERY Greenfield Wise is he that knows nothing of women. '51 I I I gi I I II Ia ,, I II I I I I I I ' I I I I If II' II II I .I I I I I I I I I 3, I II I I I I I I I I I We l , . l l I l i i ii J rw l l V l. l I 4 lll l 'Q li A l il li k .,. i 'iz il ia T T 'V l is 1 1 ll I V i l ' It 1 1. p. l i I y l ll li A I1 If if . 1 ll l l.....,,.,, , , t gli if , RUTH WBLLSHBAR Fort Smith, Ark. A girl just like a sonnet -fourteen different lines. JOE COPPAGE Springfield They are those who kiss and tell, DICK IRWIN Springfield It's a long lane that has no turned off autot lights. ' 0 ,vb i 5 ' .J e 1 1' - ROl3iR'IlA SUTTLEMBYER Sapulpa, Okla. 'Tis better to have loved and lossed than to be loved and bossed. XJ- i J, EIvlMET KERR Ozark just a flower from an old bouquet. DAN POTTER Springfield A He likes his girls to keep him in the clark. MARTHA HUDDLESTON Little Rock, Ark. A miss as good as she wants to be. WALTER TUPPRR Springfield Only the brave deserve the fair. D URWA RD HALL Springheld joined Theta Kappa Nu and the football team. BEULAH LOGAN Springfield The original pawfthe- ivory lady. ROGER Boors Springfield It's better to have a swelled -head than a shrivelled brain. MARGARET DONICA Aurora She 'reminds us of our mother. vw I 1 I i- 1 -4, . 'F I 4.1 X 6? . ' A u K V . X, 1 ,' , 4 ' 6 , I 531 Euosxa WILL'IAMS Springfield She thinks that two part harmony means a neck' ing pany. Vip: , .30 kv 15 KA! r. N I 1 4 I I I Q I I P I II 'I III I II I I I I I I I I I I I I 'I I I , I A I I I 1 I I I, I I I I I I I I I I I . I I II I II 'I 'I I I II I .I I I I , I I I I I I II ,. 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CRAIG DAVIS Coach Davis, a graduate of Washington State University, has been coaching for ten years, during which time he has turned out many championship teams in all lines. His first year at Drury has won the students to him unanimously. They all say, I-Ie's a real fellow. E561 PHILIP DE LA PORTE CFu11backJ .Fi ji LOREN DAVIDSON CQuarterj ..RaCy., TOM TALBOT ffzullbackj Tom ALBERT MAYDEN CGx1zxrdj MI-Ionest Al 571 FRANCIS FOGARTY CI-Ialfbackj Captain .LFOge,. FRANK Dow QHa1fbackj HamfHa'nd SHELBY RANBY CEr1dj Brainstorm GEORGE EVANS CEndD 'kSkinj1int i FRED MQSELEY Ccenterj ' gnFatvs I 4 ' WARD TENNIS f CTack1ej 5 .. .. 1 Far C . I V l h CHESTER SMITH X , CGuardj I su . ,, 5 Srmtty 3 X , I I u i N , I I , i I 5 w 1 . E581 JOHN DAVIDSON CTacklej Captaiufelect Puny HALBER1' RANBY CTack1eD usage-H FRANK KERR CManagerj Tiny The Tragedy lof Errors A scurvilyfwritten play, wherein the favorites score two touchdowns with the advice and consent of the Student Senate. Characters . ' . Drury and others. . Setting . Mostly upfsetting. Time ....... In the past, Amen! CSynopsis: Coach E. Craig Davis of Drury College starts the season with six letter' men out of the twenty who more or less earned theirs the year before. As Cod hides from man the book of fatef' Davis does not dream of the disaster the future holds. The boys offer themselves as a sacrifice to the Haskell Indians in the first game of the year, which puts them in a state of coma throughout the rest ofthe play, enabling, them to have lots of fun and at the same time be quite harmless. Two of the boys spoil the clean slate with touchdowns, which they will probably regret throughout their lives .... They have a nice picture taken .... There is much cussing and gnashing of teeth. . . . Cod being merciful, the play endsj Pk Dk FF Ulf SCENE I, ACT I Dm'ryfHaskell: The place is at Lawrence, Kansas, the time entirely too early. Amid delighted warfwhoops from the stands the Drury College athletic department trots onto the Held .... CSO did the Light Brigadej . . . They go to their death bravely. There are heap many touchdowns by the Indians, including three touchdowns from punts, and others too numerous to mention. . , . Talbot tackles well. . . . Fogarty and Geyer and others try hard. Score!-Haskell 65. I59l SCENE II, ACT I D1uryfWa17ensburg: The Drury bowl, slightly cracked .... Seven hundred people present, which isn't quite everybody .... Fairbanks Hall men have on clean shirts for a shirtftail parade Cothers just have on shirtsD .... Are you ready?', The Panther screams and the Mule brays three times .... Racy receives and strolls go yards, but is called back for rgfyard penalty for clipping .... Several other plays take place, under supervision of Referee Bunn of Kansas .... A Mule named Kennedy gets hot, instituting three touchdowns, R. Brown goes over also, Whiteman adds one to six three times .... That's about all-better luck next time. I Warrensburg 27. SCENE III, ACT I D'ru1yfSt. Louis: The game begins, one might say.- . . . St. Louis makes a few passes, end runs and line plunges not neglected .... Jordan, Kearns, Denvier, Feld, Dirnberger .... Ramp of Cincinnati carries the whistle .... St. Louis carries the ball .... Drury carries on .... Billikens 52, Panthers C D. CThe boys have a good time in St. l7.ouis.j SCENB IV, Acr I ' CSame as Scene IID D'ruryfCent'ral Wesleyan: Our first conference game .... Racy gets a pass from Talbot behind the line in the first quarter .... Several spectators carried out. . . . Talbot hits the goalfpost on his postftouchdown kick .... Everybody passes the ball .... Sure looks good for Panthers in first quarter, but you never can tell. . . . Fogarty works his legs considerably, pushing quite a bit of ground behind. . . . E601 ff Deschner balances the score .... H. Raney preserves balance by blocking dropkick. 5 5 HQ . . . Another of those family ties, 6 and 6 .... Several people go home slightly , . agitated. SCENE IV, ACT II y DmwyfWilliam Jewell: Our old friends pay us a visit. Remember the nice bonfire i f last night? . . . The grandstand is full .... It is estimated that some of the spectaf 2 5, tors might be also. Bill Jewell places too much emphasis on the Hunt. De la Porte influf ences Owen to stop after running 6o yards in the first quarter, downing him on Drury's damnfbutfitsclose line. First Jewell touchdown in third quarter on a freaky pass: Owen, halfback, speeds inflated epidermis to Brooks at end, Drury player knocks ball into hands of Hudlemeyer, knowing not what he does .... , Hunt carries joke too far by making one of those things. Drury pulls cute triple pass, something very exclusive: Moseley :d to Dow to Neitzart to Fogarty-only five yards, but lots of fun .... Hunt over Ln again in fourth after pass to Williams on Drury's Igfyard line+blocked by Fogarty, but le boss says latter hindered Williams .... All right then, take it! . . . Bad luck- go I3 to nothing. Q Is lv SCENE V, ACT I ie ' 7' Dru1yfWestminste1: A little trip to Fulton, where the bugfhouse is . . . and the girls' colleges . . . and Westminster, unfortunately. You see, the Blue Jays are champions . . . goalfline uncrossed up to-and including-this time .... A home' coming crowd .... The fireworks begin on the Hrst kickfoff: White recovers a Drury W fumble on Drury 45ffoot line. Fifty percent of the festivities finds it 35 and o. West' Sl' minster finishes with an entire flock of secondfrate Blue Jays. . . . Only eleven points as this half, which makes 47fo in American money .... Oh well, we understand that blue jays suck eggs, anyway! I SCENE VI, ACT I D'rmyfRolla: Hooray! we make another touchdown, Dow does! Rolla has only 1 f1ve 'outstanding players in this game .... De la Porte and Fogarty sport their SS wares for Drury, and we also have other men in there, doing their damnedest .... lt. This is Rolla's Hrst and last conference game, ditto the former for Drury .... Net es returns, Rolla 27, Drury 6. , ll. I C Heavenly Our tainb Hill Epilogue , Ilve stood in the old Drury grandstand, Filled plumb full of folks to the brimg I ,ve seen the visitors scoring While the hopes of the Panthers grew dimg Ilve seen the Drury team hghting When I knew they were fated to fall- And I've found a win doesn't mean much, And Ilve found the score isnlt all. Itls well to inquire of the losers How they fight when they know they can't win- Do they slink like dogs when they're beaten, Or buck up and hit 'em again? ' I've asked myself this of the Panthers When they took the short end of the score- Was it Blue ,lays or Miners they fought them, They fought them and came back for more. They say that our team was a loser, Came out on the bottom last fallg But I say the boys played like winners And luck was against them, that's all. Next year we will give them our answer, Next year we are out for a kill: Next year keep your eye on the Panther, He says helll come back-and he will! lk Sk wk lk Two Sons This little corner has been dedicated to two Drury men who have peculiarly, each in his own way, earned a special vote of appreciation. The first is Mr. George Baldwin, who gave Coach Davis much valuable assistance during the football season. Mr. Baldwin has for several seasons since his graduation helped inthe coaching of football teams at Drury. His methods are modern, his ideals most progressive. To him the athletic department and the College extend a vote of thanks. The second is the man who, at the close of the football season, was voted the great' est inspiration to his team-Johnny Geyer. In the election participated in by both coach and players, three men tied for the honor-Geyer, John Davidson and Francis Fogarty-but Geyer was chosen in consideration of scholarship. Geyer was out most of the season with a broken leg received in practice. A fine, gritty fellow. E621 l . , BA5KETEAl:l. 4 VE xxgszilf CARL WEST CForwardj A lmle forward RUSSELL ROBBRSON Center F1071 MURWYN MASON CForwardD Mason for Mayor C D Center of azttrac' i 1 t-A I 1' ' f W0 iff 'F The Season Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Drury Bolivar Baptists 21 Ozark Wesleyan 15 Bolivar Baptists 28 Ozark Wesleyan 23 Central Wesleyan 37 Central Wesleyan 34 Missouri Wesleyan 18 Missouri Wesleyan ro St. Louis University 26 Rolla.Miners 27 Central Wesleyan 40 Central4Wesleyan 28 Rolla Miners SI 'f L05 I Court Sessions After the football season, some of the boys who had gone through that nightmare, conceived the idea that 'maybe it would be a good thing if something could be done to help bury the past in forgetfulness. So they went to E. Craig and asked him how about a little basketball team to while away the latter hours of winter and occupy the public mind. Coincidentally, the Pantherftrainer had, in his delightfully droll way, been thinking of such a thing himself. It had been rumored that some of the other schools in this section were planning on playing, which facilitated matters encouragingly. It was soon discovered that several of the boys had played basketball before. So they declared themselves a basketball squad, told Lichliter they needed a ball, and got organized. Davis suggested calling the team a quintet and the players cagers, which was agreed upon because of the spicy originality of the terms. After getting a new ball they looked around for a good man for captain, and decided on Mayden. Al objected once or twice, but was soon persuaded that it was a duty to Alma Mater. . . . So that was settled. Did we get results? . . . Read the papers .... L'Drury's fiery Panthers, the sensational Drury f1ve,'l or again, one of the most talkedfof teams in the state conference. Note the season's record-8 out of I3 games, 4 out of 8 conference engagements .... Observe the points made-351 for Drury, four less for the opposition-27 marks per. . . . Cr ask the man who saw them play. Around six letterfmen Coach Davis built a team in the traditional Drury pattern, fast and aggressive, which finished fourth in the Union with firstfclass ball. A delightful little feature in connection with the seasons playing was a short but snappy tour of the state with an itinerary of four games and the achievement of three victories. De la Porte and the boys got off to a hot start. by trimming St. Louis University 42'26 on February 17. Then they made Rolla over on the nineteenth, and went to visit Central Wesleyan in the wilds of Warrenton two days later. The first night was Drury's with De la Porte the lastfminute hero. But the next night the Cewescoes slipped through the fatigued Panthers for a victory, starting them back home with a slate threeffourths clean. P661 A f- ..-M ,..M.... ..a.J....:. ,,..,uf. .,....,-1i.4,.a4...:.M' L. .:. .. ... ' L...4.. .1.Ji'g.. .. ' . 2 The Heroes ET us consider the reasons for our success - Al phabetically, beginning with John Mayden, Honest Al, the boy from Oklahoma. This man was always on guard. Playing as captain in his last year for Drury, this modern Tarzan from Fairbanks Hall was the personification of fight. Got a big picture in the Daily News. Maybe it wasn't, but his secret motto could well have been, The hell you will! . . . and they didn't. Harry Neale played the old Neale brand at forward. He celebrated his last season as a Panther by getting to the opposition for 81 points to make himself highfpointer of his team. Remember that onefhand shot from the side in the second extra period to win from Czark Wesleyan, January 12? Remember Missouri Wesleyan, February 11? -Owls 18, Neale 13. For four years a flashy forward, unequaled when wright. . . . Goodflooking. , ' Then we have Rusty Roberson, for whom accept no substitute. At center or forward, always Rusty on floorwork and baskets. A sprained ankle in the last game but one, he closed the season fromlthe bleachers. Runnerfup on points with 68 in I2 games .... Two more bright years for this lad. Who has not heard of thenext one? Call answers must be in soonj-Philip Fiji Red De la Porte, from Neosho and the Fiji Islands. Read his life story, From Bench to Headlines Overnight. Sewed up Missouri Wesleyan with six timely points as a sub on February 12, and kept the habit of starring for three more games . . . the roadftrip . . . New Panther Hero Again Highlight, etc .... 55 points in 7 games .... Two years to go. Bob Mitchell, the coolest player in the English language-Old Reliable.- Although a guard, slipped in 43 points, and did other things not shown in the box score .... Sure death on free throws. . . . The only Panther mentioned for allfstate honors. Said the experts: just a mite short of Mason of Westminster, and because he missed a position on the second team by such a close margin we place him Hrst on the honor' able mention list at guard. Onlyia freshman! Mason for Mayor! Who can forget that night of the big parade uptown after Murwyn Mason, redfheaded Panther forward, went wild to beat Bolivar on january 15? . . . ten points at white heat, a substitute, to overtake a ninefpoint lead at the half. Always a good bet .... Three more years for the Mayor, we hope. Carl Squatty West was the other letterfman this year. By working in a cloth' ing store he has learned to measure his man and put him in little short pants by his flashy E671 speed at forward The Least of the Mohicans but works the floor with the big boys and has a good eye Squatty starred in the opening game by leading with I4 points to put us on top of Bolivar Look to the West for two more years of good basketball Some other hard working boys Amos Eblen Shelby Raney Frank Dow Elvas Dixon and Fred Moseley failed to letter but were always on hand and fighting hard Let s don t forget to remember how Eblen hlling for Roberson in the last ganae of the season starred for the locals If letters were awarded on the basis of sheer work alone and the school had enough money all these boys would have rated one As it is they fought a good ight High School Annex Not an insignificant part of Drurys crusade for bigger and better basketball was the Class A High Schools Tournament which furnished us with I7 good games on February 24 25 and 26 This tournament the annual Southwest Missouri High Schools affair was sponsored by the Big D Club and went over in great style Nine teams fought for places and for trophies in this meet which was conducted on the double elimination plan insuring against flukes. To the four highest ranking teams went beautiful silver trophies for the teams and individual awards to the coaches and players. Flashing a team of all stars headed by Captain Latimer at forward Springfield High captured first place leaving Carthage to econd and Nevada third. Joplin playing with the loss of four regulars fought admirably to finish fourth. The five other teams entered were Lamar Neosho Monett Aurora and Webb City. Referee Lance of Pitts burg Kansas handled the gaires in a commendable manner. From every standpoint this tournament was good stuff thanks to the committees of students in charge and to the contesting teams .... Many more like it! H381 65-5 V ev , 7 5 ' ,F H DON SILSBY CHalf mI1ej A pretty 'runner BOB MCKINLEY Two H1116 He could fun all av PHILIP DE LA PORTE Dashes He s nughry fast PAUL PHILLIPS QDashe:s What 0. powerful stride ED MCKINLEY ffwofrnilej So could Ed f70 GEORGE EVANS CMIlej That s real form RACY DAVIDSON CMI1ej Now watch hum n1sl1 BERT Goss CDashesD A born sprinter BLOND MCCROSKEY . C uarterj Look how smooth GERALD GARDNER Q uarterj You bet Ier'ry's I goo ,. Cinderfellas Coach Davis starts the track season this year with a onefsided team. Although having practically no known talent for the field events, he finds himself well stocked with cinder throwers, particularly in the distance and middlefdistance runs. This means that much attention will have to be given to the candidates for the weights, jumps and polefvault in order to assure enough points in these events to back up our runners for victories. It looks pretty bad, one might say, but one's soul must always be full of hope. Starting with the short strolls and working up to the longer journeys, in true track style, let us survey our material as it now appears: In the sprints we have some boys who may come through in quick style-Francis Fogarty, a senior, for three years a dependable man in dashes and relays, Bert Goss, fast in many Ways, and a last yearls find-a junior -in his second year as a runner, Goss will make them all step, Paul Phillips, Whose specialty is the quarter, but who shakes a mean hundred, De la Porte, who will disturb the boys considerably at everything under and including the,44og Gerald Gardner and Blond McCroskey, quarter milers and relay men of ability, then, besides these lettermen, We have Tom Talbot, former high school sprinter, who is running his dashes over the low sticks this year, Kenneth Case and Ned White, sophomore candidates for the quarter, and 'iRosy Watson, junior ditto. l71l As to the half m1le we are able to hold our own w1th the boys Bes1des Don S1lsby who took second IU th1s event last year at the state meet we have Captam George Evans and Racy Dav1dson m1lers who w1ll also have qu1te a b1t to say about who w1ll w1n the 880 Each of th1s tr1o doubles a very w1cked lap around 2 o5 and seem to be rather firmly establ1shed IH th1s event In the mrle the redoubtable Racy Davrdson state record holder 1n the m1le run wrth a t1me of 4 BQ 6 w1ll be the pace setter for the re t and should lead the conference agarn th1s season There 15 also Capta1n Evans whose worth as a d1stance man 1S und1sputed and who can also run a fast 44o on call Several other men w1ll argue w1th these letter men 1n th1s event S1dney Graham and Andy Howard be1ng the only two already under way It should not be necessary to ment1on what we have 1n the two m1les but for the benefit of those un1formed who may not have heard of the McK1nley tw1ns we take the greatest of honor on 1ntroduc1ng them 1 e Bob and Ed 1n the order of the1r usual appearance on the track Bob won th1s event at the state meet last year r1ght hand1lv up sett1ng a lot of dope but Ed may forget lumself some day and pass h1S other half at the limsh although lt would probably cause h1m much heartache Anyway he w1ll at least be r1ght beh1nd Bob and the latter runs dangerously close to ten m1nutes W1th all the asplrants for the dashes wh1ch we have on hand Drury should be able to produce relay teams wh1ch w1ll g1V6 good account of themselves rn any meet At least theres no law aga1nst hoplng As cand1dates for the we1ghts we have Penn1ngton Frank Kerr Bob S1mp son and Tenms all good s1zed lads 1n the broad jump Carl West and others 1n the h1gh Jump Roy Knox and Paul Ph1ll1ps 1n the pole vault who the dev1l WILL we have? Our schedule 1ncludes four poss1ble meets as follows M C A U meet at M1ssour1 U Apr1l 9 the local Y MU on Apr1l 15' Rolla herej Apr1l zo and the state meet at Tark1o May I2 and I5 W1th our eleven letter men all armed and a mob of new men out we may be able to do b1g th1ngs 1n a b1g way l1fe be1ng what lt IS f72 . - . f . 7 , . , 7 - a A LL 'ii 1 , s . . . . l . C - - 1 U a 1 7 , . f 9 a . 7 s - -9 9 . . . r ' , 4, a , . - 3 ' 5 9 . N - . , ' 7 ' 1 ' I a a I . ' ' 1. 1 a . 1 9 7 3 I A ' , I . . . . , 3 C - 3 C . 1 . f a , Tl lntra:Mural Sports A year of intramural sports has been 192627, on a scale larger than ever before. Coach Davis has the commendable idea that a little bit of athletics is good for anybody, except perhaps dayfold babies and children over ninety years of age. You'd be surprised how the thing has worked out, with potential stars strutting their onions in the old Spanish fashion, and everybody having a good time. If any justification for such a prof gram were needed, one is the fact that seventyfiive or eighty per cent of the men of the College have been reached' during the past year. Starting in the fall with touchfball, the Drury general has included also in his intrafschool program basketball, track, baseball and tennis. The plan throughout has been to organize one team in each fraternity, and one or two teams composed of nonffrat men, except in the case of touchfball, which was played between the different classes. In the touchfball series, the freshmen, after two scoreless tie games, succeeded in defeating the sophomores in a third contest. The Juniors won over the fourthfyear men in a game counting only seven men on both teams, two on the senior aggregation and the rest fsubtract it your' selfl on the junior gang. The frosh and the juniors-or the juniors and the frosh-will meet on the field of conflict as spring football teams, to decide the champions of the College in such games as touchfball, foot' ball, etc. More interest, with all due respect to the noble .institution of touchf ball, was evinced in the intrafmural basketball games. Six teams entered this fight. The Sigma Nu team, with Tiny Kerr as the shining light, took first place with a clean record of five games won and none lost, with the Wild Cats, a nonffrat team, second, and 'Theta Kappa Nu iinishing third. Some good, hard playing was 'done in these games, so that we might easily vote the series highly successful, intrafmurally speaking. Still more interest is being shown inthe big track meet scheduled for April r, which promises to be the most hotly contested event of the year. At the time of the writing of this, the five teams are beginning a training period of two weeks, which Coach Davis has wisely made a requirement for every man entering the meet.' A silver trophy will l73l be awarded the winning team, and is to become the permanent possession of any group winning it three times. In case it should be won by the nonffrats, the trophy will be kept in Fairbanks Hall. Tennis courts are being constructed, and contests in both singles and doubles will be played. This will answer a need that has existed here for the past two years, and a demand that has been increasing recently. Davis hopes to get some good unetl, results. The national game has not, of course, been overlooked. With the coming of spring a young man's fancy-lightly turns to thoughts of base' ball, and so and thus Drury, although not putting a varsity team into . the field, will see some lively baseball played among the several men's groups of the campus during the closing weeks of school. A trophy is being awarded to the winning baseball team on the same plan as that for track. Nothing has been overlooked by the ambitious director of Drury athletics, for even horseshoe pitching finds a place on his program! As many of Drury's social leaders have only recently come from the farm, where horsehoes were once articles of great value to farmers and horses and may still be found among the ruins of old barns, we should be able to produce some barnyard golfers of sneezefproof ability. Brown's Mule chewing tobadco will be furnished each contestant, and White Mule' will also be both appropriate for the occasion and useful as a stimulant. Taken all in all, we feel that this interest in intrafmurals will not be without great beneficial results, not only in stimulating interest in varsity athletics, but also in giving to those persons who are unable through physical limitation or lack of time to make a varsity athletic squad, the benefits to be derived from these games in the way of recreaf tion and physical development. Let us hope that in the near future every man-yes, and every woman-will be reached by Drury's intrafmural athletic idea. . ' ' The women of the College, under the capable and enthusiastic leadership of Miss Jean Maxham, have also spent a lively year in athletic games, the hockey games played during the fall arousing quite a bit of interest, not to mention the activities of the gym classes. The crowning event of the year in womenls athleticswill be the track meet to be held some time in May. Drury,is fortunate in having a widefawake woman like Mac in charge of the athletic side of her girls' education. l74l q---A b . Y -- - - V , - 1 , I1 I. 'TI' I 1 , 2 1 1 ' I 1 1 I I I I I I 11 I 1 I I 1 -'1I I 1 QI I I3 1III1xI I 1 1 I1 1 1I,'1I II: f, 1 I 1 I I 1 I 1 I 1 I I 1 1 I I 1 1 1 I I I 1 1 1 I I 1 I I I 1 I1I11I11 1 III III? ' 1 III I 1 I I 1 1 I I 1 I I .7 I I1 I 1 I 1 I I 1 I 1 . i . I ' 1 1, 1. I ,1 1 I1 II I 1' 1 1I 1,1 ,111 .fIIl l,wv1?I QI, 2 II , I 14 1 1I1 11 I QITQ I!'Iif I' 1' L 11 I 1 pI 1 I ix. H HI' 1, , III1, iII1. .....- , , ' '--'-1-H f ' - HMM A .,,, L-I v-WM., v H I V 1 EWING L. TURNER, President of the Studentfbody. Founder and President of the TurnerfforfPresident Club U51 Student Senate EWING L. TURNER . President RALPH ROWDEN . . VicefPresident ' KATHERINE RAYL . . Secretaryf'1'reasurer SENIORS RALPH SNODGRASS ELIZABETH ANDERSON CHARLES WILLIAMS JOHN GEYER DEAN RUTH E. REED JUNICRS HELEN WEIAMER SOPHOMORES FRESHMAN ALBERT PHILLIPS FACULTY MEMBERS PROP. BENTON DAVID HARTLEY HARRY NEALE KATHERINE KUMP CARL WEST DEAN BENNETT E761 'A SkiiHF An Honorary Society for Senior Women. Founded December 9, 1914.- ACTIVE MEMBERS EDNA BRESHEARS MILDRED ROBLEE MARY LoU1SE COLTRANE ' BLANCHE ROPER LUCY FERGUSON HONORARY MEMBERS MRS. THOMAS W. NADAL ' MISS RUTH-E. REED 1771 Seven Sages I II III IV V V V Sages KIRBY PATTERSON JOHN GEYER RALPH PHILLIPS HARRY BAY RALPH ROWDEN BERT Goss LEE WILSON BERT Goss KIRBY PATTERSON JOHN GEYER RALPH PHILLIPS ANDREW HOWARD MORRIS GARNSEY DAVID MGKNIGHT Honorary Scholastic Society for Men. Founded January 19, IQI8. FIRST SEMESTER Scholars LYMAN LOGAN LOGAN DARRALL J MORRIS GARNSEY BOB MCKINLEY ELVAS DIXON MARION AMOS EWING TURNER SECOND SEMESTER LOGAN DARRELL EWING TURNER GEORGE AMOS ELVAS DIXON EDWARD MCKINLEY ROBERT MCKINLEY 18 Novices EDWARD MGKINLEY JOHN WASSON ANDREW HOWARD PERCY EBERT HALBERT RANEY ALBERT LONG DAVE MGKNIGHT LYMAN LOGAN ALBERT LONG NEAL GARLOCK CODY ANDERSON VICTOR COLTRANB LEROY LICHLITER VI II ' I II III IV LEE WILSON JOHN ROBLEE V VI . II A I' I OE-MEI Club I An Organization for the promotion of public speaking. 1926 LOY DAVIS . . ANDREW HOWARD CHARLES TRENT LINN TERRY I ANDREW HOWARD CHARLES TRENT VIRGIL NEVILLE KENNETH QLLIS RALPH PHILLIPS GRIN FALLIN WILBUR BLANKE ROY KNOX WALTER MOORE OFFICERS . President . . VicefP'resiclent Sec'reta'ryfTreasu'reT MEMBERS E791 5927 . LOY DAVIS KENNETH' OLLIS . NED WHITE NED WHITE LOY DAVIS ROY RITTER WILLIAM IIAMS ROBERT SIMPSON CHARLES MONTGOMERY KARL GLASSCOCK HERBERT NEALB DELMAS MCCRACKEN CHARLES FARRINGTON Drury Chemical Association The Drury Chemical Association was organized February, 1926, for the purpose of promoting interest and stimulating thought in matters pertaining to the science of chemistry. The membership includes chemistry majors and prefmedical students, with Dr. Neal as faculty advisor. 1 ACTIVE MEMBERSHIP RUTH BAKER CATHERINE MAGEE JOHN BOLLINGER ROWLAND MUSSMAN EDWARD CLARK FRANK KERR MARGARET CARROLL MARVIN NAPPER I LOGAN DARRELL A PAUL NBISSEN CLIFFORD DAVIS MARY O'NEILL BAYNE EBERLE RALPH ROWDBN PERCY EEERT RALPH SNODGRASS MILDRED GARRETT .DoN SILSBY SIDNEY GRAHAM LEE SMITH DAVID HARTLEY WALTER TRENT V KATHERINE HARFORD REBER VAN MATRE PAUL HIGHFILL GEORGE WOOD ASSOCIATE MEMBERSHIP NEIL GARLOCK I HERBERT NEAL EMIL HoLMEs HALL SEYMOUR I80l ', i .R -'ff , f If - I Sodlallitas Classical, Diruriensis I 4 'b . Established January, 1926. Purpose:-To promote a greater interest in the classical languages and literature, and to provide fellowship for those who are pursuing the study of Latin and Greek. OFFICERS ROSALIE LINDSEY . President . EMMA WILLIAMS Lois WILKS . . VicefP1eside'nt . . LEE WILSON MILDRED RILEY . . Secreta'ryfT'reasu1er . . . MILDRED RILEY Faculty Advisor: DR. S. B. CLARK I 81 I El CTTCUHO Espanol FRANCES SAPPBNFIELD Pfeszdent MINNIE MAE PRESCOTT V1ce Pveszdent THELMA VINSON Secretary MARY ELIZABETH HAMPSON Treasurer DR WALD Faculty Adwsor RUTH ARCULARIUS NOBLE ARMSTRONG MARGARET BACKLAND CLEMENT BOLLMAN CATHERINE BURMAN LOY DAVIS RUTH DRAPER PERCY EBERT ROBERT FOWLER IOHN GEYER OHN GRAE 89 MARY E HAMPSON MARGARET HARRIS WILDA FLINT ROSALIE LINDSBY PAUL MARTIN MINNIE MAB PRESCOTT FRANCES SAPPENFIELD DOROTHY SIMMONS ANNE TUCKER THELMA VINSON MEMBERS . , J I - I Student Fellowship for Clirisliiein Life Serviee Purpose: Qrganized IQ23. To promote fellowship among students preparing for religious Work OFFICERS BEN L. SGHMIDKE .... .. . President MARGARET CAMEON HUGHES . . VicefPresidem KATHERINE L. RAYL . h . . . Secreta'ryf'T'reasuve1 MEMBERS MARGARET CAMEON HUGHES WALTER MOORE MILDRED WRIGHT LOIS THOMLISON MARGARET WILCOX LOUISE PARKS VOLA JONES KATHERINE RAYL BARBARA KAUEEMAN MRS. SWIFT DEAN SWIFT rssaq VIRGIL NEVILLE NOBLE ARMSTRONG BEN L. SCHMIDKE CHARLES TRENT LEE EDWARDS EARNEST WADLOW KENNETH GLLIS GORDON LOKEY ROBERT SIMPSON Young M6MlS Christian Association ALLEN H. GARVDNER VIRGIL NEVILLE . ROBERT MCKINLEY ANDREW HOWARD WALTER MOORE . BEN SCHMIDKE . EDWARD MCKINLEY NOBLE ARMSTRONG HAROLD LARGEN . KENNETH OLLIS . WALTER TRENT . NED WHITE LOY DAVIS . . PROF. G. H. BENTON r CABINET I8-ll . President VicefPresident .' Secretary Treasurer Deputation Social Service . Conference Musical Director . . Pianist Publicity . Vocation . Employment Student Activities . Sponsor Young Womonls CllTIriiStiaIT A.SSocIa1tIoIiI QFFICERS, 19261927 EDNA BRESHEARS . EVALYN JOHNSON LUCILE NEVILLE . . MINNIE MAE PRESCOTT MARY LOUISE COLTRANE MISS RUTH E. REED . Chairman MILDRED RILEY . MILDRED ROBLEE . THELMA VINSON . LOIS THOMLINSON . FLOSSIE JONES . . CAMEON HUGHES . LUCY FERGUSON . FBRN STAOGS . KATHERINE RAYL . MILDRED ROBLEE . DOROTHY HAYME,S . ELIZABETH ANDERSON . . President VicefPresident . . Secretary . Treasurer Undergraduate Representative E351 . . Advisor Committees . . Program . . Social . Social Service . . Poster World Fellowship . Bible Study . Music . Room Finance . Big Sister . Membership . Conference The Drury Mirror Established 1885. EDITORIAL STAFF- WALLACE COOK .... MILDRED ROBLEE KATHERINE KUMP . ALTON RUSSELL . . HARRIET WAKEFIELD . RUTH ARCULARIUS . REPORTERS RUTH DRAPER LOIS WILKS MARGARET GALT ELIZABETH TAYLOR - . BUSINESS STAFF . Editorfinfchief Associate Editor, . Society Editor Exchange Editor . Makeup Editor Alumni Editor INBZ GIDEON LOUISE PARKS JEROLD LEDBETTER KENNETH PERRY ALLEN H. GARDNER . . A . . Business Manager ROBERT DERRY . . Advertising Manager . l' 861 Forensic Association OFFICERS CARL A. BRUMMETT . . . . . President LOY DAVIS . . , . VicefP'reSident KATHERINE RAYL ....... l.Secreta'ry rst Place: zd Place: FACULTY COMMITTEE PROFESSOR L. E. MEADOR, Chairman. DR. J. E. Cox, PROE. G. H. BENTON. CCNTESTS Freshman Men's Extemporaneous Speaking A CHARLES MONTGOMERY .... Cancellation of the War Debts NAT ANDERSON ......... Prohibition Freshman Girls' Declamatory Contest Ist Place: MADRIIJE FUSON ....... Betty at the Baseball Game 2d Place: GLADYS HARPER ....... Love Made to Order Regular Cratorical Contest 1st Place: LOY DAVIS ....... The Great American Robot 2d Place: CHARLES TRENT ....... In Hoc Signi Vinces Peace Cratorical Contest Ist Place: KENNETH OLLIS . . . , . . . The Leaden Casket of Peace zd Place: NED WHITE ......... Progressive Fools VARSITY DEBATE SQUAD - CARL BRUMMETT LOY DAVIS ROY RITTER CHARLES TRENT KENNETH GLLIS ANDREW HOWARD WALTER MOORE LYNN TERRY NED WHITE A ROBERT FOWLER CHARLES MONTGOMERY Coach, GEORGE SKIDMORE I 87 J I 4 l L ll li li ,I is i, Ilf l, I In lll ll' ,I ill, Ilil, H ll l'i l llli lv Ili sul Mft My llll ,ily I, Il li: ml I ,R ,,, ',m llil li ll Irlwl alll if il ,EW llkli gllli :well 'lU ,wil WU ,l ,gil 'M il gl ll :w i-I H iw, ii! I , , ' I Wil .YI I, 'Ml nil 5 fl ill ll , il l 'li 'l ii . w I Ill r lil I E sir . N ll I ,. li WV I ,li llul ll ll ll ,WV I Hr Ml E1 iii l' AfO:lKIi:-Ya Camp Fire, Established in Drury College 1922. OFFICERS MRs.,T. STANLEY SKINNER . . Guardian MINNIE MAE PRESCOTT . President KATHERINE RAYL . . Secretary FREDA NORTHO UTT . MISS MINNIE MAE PRESCOTT KATHERINE RAYI. FREDA N ORTHCUTT LAURA GLASSCOCK ANNABBL GOULD MARY KINCAIDE RUTH BAKER CAMEON HUGHES . Treasurer JEAN MAXHAM . '. Assistant Guardian MEMBERS E881 MARGARET WILCOX MAE THOMPSON BIDA REINHARDT FLORA FOWLER MAURINE DOORBS DORIS OVBRMIER LOIs THOMLISON MARGARET DONICA K 1 ,I -L ,.. I' Wwmenss Athletic ASEUIJIELICIUII Qrganized March, 1926. EXECUTIVE BOARD FERN STAGGS . . . President MARY KINKEAD . . VicefPresident KATHERINE RAYL . Secretary MARGARET DEWITT Treasurer HEADS OF SPORTS FREDA NORTHCUTT . Hiking KATHERINE GROBLEBB Swimming ROSALIB LINDSAY . Hockey WILDA FLINT . Basket Ball ELIZABETH GALT . . Track FLOY WATERS . . Tennis X89 The Big ff ln' Cllulb Founded at Drury College, 1926, by the men who had made a college letter in some major Sport. FRANK KERR . . PHILIP DE LA PoRTE FRANK Dow . FRANCIS FOGARTY HARRY NEALE A PAUL NIESSEN - .FRANK KERR AL MAYDEN GEORGE EVANS GERALD GARDNER DoN SILSBY FRANK Dow FRED MOSELEY BERT Goss ROBERT MCKINLEY EDWARD MCKINLEY JOHN DAVIDSON OFFICERS MEMBERS LoUREN DAVIDSON . President . ViCefP1esident Secretaryfffveasurer PHILIP DE LA PORTE BLOND MCCROSKEY PAUL PHILLIPS JOHN GBYER CARL WEST ELVAS DIXON RALPH ROWDENI' ROBERT SIMPSON MURWYN MASON ROBERT MITCHELL WARD TENNIS HALBERT RANEY Tom TALBOT RUSSELL ROBBERSON HCNCRARY MEMBERS JOHN N. BENNETT JAMES E. CRIBBS L. E. MEADOR G. H. BENTON D. S. LIBBEY E901 91 u w J 4 s s I A il 1. Q ,Q fa S I T i L s 3 v i F i 1 1 f J 1 a 1 1 X 1 1 5 5 5 L x i ? 11 1 I w I V 1 i K 1 4 i JGLTJSJ GJEE Club First Soprano MARIAN THOMPSON MABEL THOMPSON DOROTHY HAYMES NAN JOHNSON HELEN JONES ESTHER MARSHALL DOROTHY CHANDLER MAXINE GAMBLE First Alto PAULINE BRYANT LOUISE JOHNSON MARJORIE BENSON MARGARET DONIOA JEAN MAXHAM PERSONNEL MRS. MARY M. CHOISEL JEAN MAXHAM . HELEN WEIMER . HELEN WEIMER . DOROTHY HAYMES DOROTHY RATHBONE E921 Second Soprano DOROTHY RATHBONE VIOLET VEERKAMP LUCILLE JONES MARJORIE HOOKER HORTENSE HULL ELIZABETH STANLEY Second Alto EMILY DALE BATES FLORA FOWLER BEULAH LOGAN HELEN MALIN FLOY WATERS . . Director . Manager Accompanist . . President VicefPresident . Secretary MQMSS CITED Club First Tenor CARL BRUMMETT WALLACE BIHANNA CLAUDE LOVE HAROLD LARGEN PERSONNEL First Bass LINN TERRY NED WHITE HAROLD GARNSEY JAMES ROBERTSON REBER VAN MATRE Second Tenor LEE WILSON HENRY CONKLING ROBERT FOWLER NOBLE ARMSTRONG JOE COPPAGE . JOHN B. SAPP . ESTHER ALICE SAPP LEE WILSON . ROBERT FOWLER LINN TERRY . CARL BRUMMITT HOWARD CAMPBELL l931 Second Bass EWING TURNER HOWARD CAMPBELL NAT ANDERSON CODY ANDERSON . . . Violin Violinist and Director . . Accornpanist . President VicefPresident . Secretary . . Manager . Assistant Manager The Womenls League Grganized IQZO Purpose-To further the interests ofthe Women of Drury. LoIs THOMLINSON . Senior Representative KATHERINE RAYL . . junior Representative HELEN MALIN . . Sophomore Representative ELIZABETH SMITH . V Freshman Representative WOMENS LEAGUE The object of the Women's League is to promote unity and loyalty among the Women of the College, and to encourage personal responsibility in furthering all interests of the Women of Drury. Each young woman of Drury on entering the College becomes a member. It was organized in 1920. lf94l Campus CTTTSI MARY MORRISON . President LUCY BELL JONES . ViCC'PTCSidCTlt HELEN WIEMER Secretary WILDA FLINT . Treasurer FACULTY ,I RUTH E. REED MISS JEAN MAXHAM MRS. B. F. REED MRS. EEEIE SHERIDAN MISS CATHERINE PAUKERT STUDENTS FERGUSON, LUCY LEE CEYER, JOSBPHINE JOHNS, FRANCES ANN JONES, LUCY BELL MULKEY, ELIZABETH H PRICE, MARGARET TURNER, BERNICE MACE, MILDRED MORRISON, MARY SAEEENEIELD, FRANCES MILLIQUET, ALICE BALDWIN, PEARL ELAM, MURIEL HAYMES, DOROTHY HINES, ADELAIDB HOOKER, MARJORIE LIVINGSTON, FAYE STUBBINS, IRENE WIEMER, HELEN WILLIAMS, EMMA FLINT, WILDA OVERMEIER, DORIS STAGGS, FBRN ' ARCULARIUS, RUTH BROWN, HELEN GRACE EBBRLB, BAYNE FOSTER, VIRGINIA ' GAMBLE, MAXINE KBNNBY, COLLEEN KNOLES, BEULAH LINDSEY, ROSALIE MALIN, HELEN NBVILLB, LUCILLE STONE, WINIVER TAYLOR, ELIZABETH WBLLSHEAR, MILDRED MOELLER, LEORA ATWOOD, FRIEDA BAKER, ANITA BARTON, FLORENCE BATES, EMILY BLACK, PAULINE 95 CAMPBELL, ERMA CHANDLER, DOROTHY COLE, BERNICE COMEGYS, MARGARET DANILES, KATHERINE DAVES, CREL DOLAN, BETTY EMEREE, ALICE FISH, AVERA FUSON, MAURINE HARPER, GLADYS HARRIS, DOROTHY HAYMES, FRANCES HUDDLESTON, MARTHA JONES, RUTH KBRR, ANNABBLL KINDRICK, HAZEL LEWIS, FRANCES DONICA, MARGARET FOWLER, FLORA KINKEAD, MARY I REINHARDT, BIDA THOMPSON, MAY WILCOX, MARGARET LIVINGSTON, RENA LYLE, THELMA MARVIN, ANNA NEWCOMER, ELIZABETH NOWMAN, REBA OSBORN, MARY PATTERSON, MILDRED SMITH, ELIZABETH STANLEY, ELIZABETH SUMNBR, ALICE SUTTLEMEYER, ROBBRTA VEERKAMP, VIOLET WAKEFIELD, HARRIET WHITLOW, VERA WELLSHEAR, RUTH FAUBION, IRMA WOODSIDE, VIRGINIA The T927 SOUUWESEET STEELE? BERT C. Goss . . EditorfinfChief WILBUR BLANKE . . . . Literary Editor MARGARET GALT . . Assistant Literary Editor JEXVBLL LEIPMAN . . . Art Editor LOY DAVIS . . Athletic Editor HELEN W IEMER . . Kodak Editor BUSINESS STAFF MORRIS E. GARNSBY . S . . . Business Manager ANDREW HOWARD I Assistant Business Manager - FRATER IN FACULTATE DEAN JOHN M. BENNETT H161 F RATERNITIEE X Pledge 'em now and afepfent at leiswfe 4 YLXQI Q ,L bil K 5 51 V, ,I Q, I r 'Il I .Lf . ll K apjpaihfglp ha Founded at Washington and Lee University, April 9, 1866. Beta Iota Chapter Established April 9.7, IOO7. Colorsu-Crirnson and Gold. F lowers-Magnolia and Red Rose. RALPH ROWDEN DAVE MCKNIGHT LOGAN DARRELL LYMAN LOGAN ELVAS DIXON FRANK DOW JOHN GEYER JOHN GRAF Ross RATHEONE 1927 1928 1929 1939 CHARLES FARRINGTON f RICHARD TURNER RICHARD IRVIN ROBERT MITCHELL FRANCIS MONTGOMERY LARRY GLLIS JOE COPPAGE ALBERT PHILIPS JACK KERR PLEDGES l98l FRANCIS FOCARTY MAURICE WILSON BERT Goss WALTER THOMPSON CLARENCE FOGARTX SANFORD SANDERS JOHN FOGARTY JOHN WOODSIDE BRUCE JAMES NAT ANDERSON JAMES ROBERTSON CODY ANDERSON MERWYN MASON DAN POTTER KENNETH PERRY AARON CRIEEEY KENNETH KIMBALL JAMES FUSON i99 Sigma N11 Founded January 1, 1869, Virginia Military Institute . Epsilon Beta Chapter Installed 1919. HARRY NEALE PAUL NEISSEN ' MORRIS GARNSEY ALTON RUSSELL PHILIP DE LA PORTE JOSEPH CRAIN WALLACE BOHANON CELL FOWLER u VICTOR COLTRANE ALBON MCNABE HAROLD GARNSEY LEROY LICHLITER 1927 JOSEPH PRITCHETT 1928 1929 1 IQSO LAWRENCE VAUGHAN EMMETT KERR WALLACE COOK FRANK KERR CHARLES WILLIAMS CLEMENT BOLLMAN JOSEPH HAYMES BEN GUM AMOS EBLEN JACK JONES DELMAS MCCRACKEN ROBERT DERRY WALTER NEISSEN WARD CRAIN RALPH COOK FRATER EN FACULTATE LEVVIS E. MEADOR I 100 1 fra' X . : I w E ' Q K, 1,r. Ns ,1 Jr mm J 1 I I Il ,II I III III' I II I II I I II i I I I , I' .I .II I I I I il 3 XII' V 4' Nl I, II .Y Y I III, :Il I III II.: I: ' I I, I, I -,,. III 'I JI II II. I I ll? 'll I Illl Iltf H I III II I In II J , Ip, , III .V HI Lv- Ig' I 5' I I I I L I I I I I I I I ,I II If I ', , I I 1.1 I 4, If I I I ,H I I l' I Q I JJ I I II' ' III III I I I' I I, I: ,I I, I I,I I, I., I I I ,I If I I I 'I II1 II- I I., ' I .HI ill' III E I Ill I 5 AU .III I II ,l' 1I,I I I I I -I-L4 , I I PW III ,. IN lf Theta, Kappa Nu Missouri Alpha Founded at Drury College, November 1O, IQIO. Colors-Crimson, Black and Silver. GUY HILL RALPH SNODGRASS CLIFFORD DAVIS CHARLES DENTON DON SILSBY ALLEN GARDNER ROY KNOX RALPH PHILLIPS JOHN DAVIDSON KENNETH CASE HAROLD TANNBR ARTHUR BLUME JOHN ROBLEE DURWARD HALL F lower-White Rose. 1927 1928 JOE COMES T929 ARLIN Cox 1950 ALBERT MASON EWING L. TURNER MARVIN NAPPBR HOWARD CAMPBELL WALTER PARKS REBER VAN MATRE ADRIAN MORRISON CARL WEST LOURBN 'DAVIDSON FRANK BRIDWELL PAUL- HIGHFILL FRED MOSELEY ORIN FALLIN VVILLIAM CLARDY I JAMS HALL SEYMOUR FRATRES EN FACULTATE DR. JAMES E. CRIBBS PROP. WILMER THOMPSON f102j 51031 Delta Gamma Chi Founded at Drury College, October 5, 1925. , Colors-Purple and Silver. HARRY BAY CARL BRUMMETT EDWIN PETERS LOY DAVIS MARION AMOS LOUIS DAWSON ROLAND MUSSMAN GENE BIBB SHELBY RANEY BLOND MCCROSKBY HAYS MCVAY WALTER TUPPER NEAL GARLOOK F lower-Pink Rose. 1927 EUGENE LOGAN 1928 - LINN TERRY 1929 NED WHITE 1930 ROGER BOOTS House Mothe'rwMRs. GEORGE I f104j CLARENCE WARREN HENRY CONKLING HALBERT RANEY CHARLES WASSON ROBERT SIMPSON JOHN GAINEY PERCY EBERT LESLIE THOMPSON EDWARD GWENS PAUL PHILLIPS EDGAR MOORMAN KYLE KELTNER BYRON MORTON S. RUSSELL 9? f1051 Pi Beta Phi Founded .April 28, 1867. Monmouth College, Monmouth, Illinois. Missouri Gamma Chartered January 9, 1914. X ' 1927 LUCY FERGUSON VAIL SMITH 1928 ELIZABETH BALDWIN MARGARET CARRIER DOROTHY HAYMES MARGARET GALT 1929 ELIZABETH GALT KATHERINE HAREORD COLLEEN KENNBY MARGARET LACY IQSO DOROTHY ANDERSON MARY MARTHA BOOTH MARTHELL BURMAN BERNICE COLE DOROTHY CHANDLER BETTY? DOLAN INEZ GIDEON FRANCIS HAYMES MARY OSBORN I 106 1 LUCY BELLE JONES KATHERINE KUMP HELEN REED GEORGIA TUCKER HELEN MALIN i MILDRED MERRITT LUCILLE NEVILLE LOIS WILKS BARBARA HORTON MARY RUTH HUBBELL ANNABELLE KERR ELIZABETH PATTERSON RUTH SUMMERS VIOLET VEERKAMP MARGARET GARRBTT LOUISE MARTIN N-1V-,T-, g.,,w,,,:5W A u,n M gy Nu' 5, UM' M' gil .. Ulf f i Vg! w r li T XM f M f v fi r ,n 45? y l we ei 5 W I I rl I : J, 4 U M Q' 5 J!! A 1 EL 1+ f W E i H i J , i U7- W M ' 1. , ' W I 4, W ' ff! Hi Q! 4 154 Mr li 1 V W1 nl ' 1 lb 4 ,- f ? l ' -'I I! :1 I E P Q ? I H f ' 1 . . Q Ni f , W W 51, w iff mf HH, - W w w WM, 'yy , gl 'if ,511 , 'Ui ' 11071 Delta Delta Delta Founded at Boston University, 1888. Delta Kappa Chapter Established 1913. Colors-Silver, Cold, Blue. F lower-Pansy . MILDRED ROBLEE DOROTHY SIMMONS LOUISE NELRJN ESTHER CRANK HELEN WIEMER ADELAIDE HINES DOROTHY RATHEONE ELIZABETH SMITH NAN JOHNSON LUCIL-LE WEEKS MARIAN MAGEE 1927 A MARY LOUISE COLTRANE MARY ELIZABETH HAMPSON FRANCES ANN JOHNS CATHERINE MAGEE IQ28 KATHERINE GROBLEBE ALICE DEAN MOBBERLY 1929 MARIIORIE BENSON ROSALIE LINDSEY IQBO VERA WHITLOW . REBA NORMAN THELMA LYLE RUTH WBLLSHEAR FACULTY MARY KATHRYN BOSWELL PATRCNESSES MRS. C. E. FULTON ' MRS. MRS R. E. LEE MRS, MRS CHARLES BALDWIN MRS MRS EARL HAWRINS MRS MRS HARRY DYER FACULTY ADVISOR MISS MADAME LILLIAN B. ROTH I108I C. E. LICHLITER ED WILLIAMS . J. E. CRIBBS . BERT S. LEE ALICE THRASHER fda? Mf fvfkm Q! 4 1 f109j 'z Zeta, Tau Alplw. Founded at Virginia State Normal, 1898. . ,Mu Chapter Established IQOQ. ColorsmTurquoiSe Blue and Steel Gray. MILDRED CASE MARION THOMPSON HELEN HULL EVALYN JOHNSON ELEANOR JOHNSON LUCILLE JONES F RIEDA ATWOOD JORGIA LIEPMAN BBULAH LOGAN IDA BESS LOGAN DOROTHY HARRIS MISS RUTH GODWIN F lower-White Violet. 1927 MARGARET PRICE V AMMON HOOD BERNICE TURNER 1928 PAULINE BRYANT JEWELL LIEPMAN 1929 CATHERINE CALL ' RUTH DRAPER 1930 I MARTHA HUDDLESTON GLADYS HARPER PAULINE HASELTINE I FRANCES HASELTINE I LOLA WILKERSON PATRONESSES , MRS. NORMAN FRENDENBERGER MRS. LINCOLN HASELTINE MRS. H. H. SIMONS MRS. ENOLA CALVIN HANDLEY MRS. FRANK WILLIAMS MRS. JESSIE JOH f110J MRS MRS NSON . W. W. WOODS . E. E. E. MCJIMSEY , I flllj i I, !l ii ll ii li i. It 1 i ,I I I N , f ! 1 Il ll li ls Wx: s ,ll lr I 1 at ,S il ,. !Tr 1 P! li IS fy 'I I Pamlmlellemie EVALYN JOHNSON . LUCILLE JONES . MRS. DAVIS . . LUCY FERGUSON . DOROTHY HAYMES . MRS. LIPPMAN . ALICE DEAN MOBBRLY DOROTHY SIMMONS MRS PRIMM M A I 2 . . . . . President . Zeta 'Tau Alpha Representative Zeta 'Tau Alpha Alurnna Advisor . . . . . . Secretary . Pi Beta Phi Representative . Pi Beta Phi Alurnna Advisor . . . . . 'Treasurer Delta Delta DeltalRepresentative Delta Delta Delta Alumna Advisor F . li . . ....... . l Ile p I! I I 1' 1 iz'-ffl ., -,, ,- -,,,s,-..- I HA.- ,. , - .VSA YDY-,-,.. .-Vf.vi-Y---Y-- Y Y-iff-'-f -'ff- -' 'ff Y '- Pi Gamma Mu A National Social Science Honor Society Pi Gamma Mu was founded at the College of William and Mary in 1924, and now has members in some two hundred seventyffive colleges and universities, such as: Columf. bia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Illinois, Northwestern, Pomona, Princeton, Tulane, and Wisconsin. Membership is Open only to alumni and seniors who have achieved proficiency and high scholarship rank in the study of the social sciences. . Missouri Alpha Chapter of Pi Gamma Mu established 1925. . l PROFESSOR L. E. MEADOR ..... President PROFESSOR G. H. BENTON . . . Secreraryffreaswrer Elected to membership in Pi Gamma Mu from the Senior Class of 1927 by the Faculty of the Department of History and Economics: GUY HILL MILDRED ROBLEE ALBERT MAYDEN EWING TURNER ALUMNI MEMBERS J. BAXTER ALEXANDER MONT J. HALE WILLIAM MELCHER MARYKATE BOYD A. CLARENCE HINES KATHERINE PERRY CLIFFORD C. CHITTIM PAUL HOLMES ROGERS PRIMM FRED W. CHAMBERS EDITH COMPTON HAROLD D. DBRRYV ALPHA B. DURNELL ELMER V. ECKLES RAYMOND A. GORG WILLIAM GOTTFRIED GRACE GRESHAM AUGUST JELINEK DORSEY D. JONES LUCILLB E. JONES HILEERT E. KEISKER AMY KISSINGER OTHO MOATEE ALICE MOCOLLUM MARY MCCUNE f113J JAMES RUFFIN JOHN SALSTSMAN GEORGE SKIDMORE THORA STRAIN MARIE SUMMERS LOLA THOMPSON DORIS N. TURNER JO WHITAIQER CAUSLE I l Sigma T au Delta Honorary Professional English Fraternity. Founded at Dakota Wesleyan University, 1922. Pi Alph Chapter Established May, 1925. 1927 MARY LOUISE COLTRANE ' LEE WILSON MILDRED RILEY LOY DAVIS ELEANOR JOHNSON EVALYN JOHNSON LOIS WILKS - RALPH PHILLIPS 1928 I 1929 FACULTY ADVISOR DR. JAMES E. Cox f114J BLANCHB ROIPER MILDRED ROBLEE EWING TURNER MORRIS GARNSEY WILBUR BLANKE CLAIRE ESHMAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR RUTH DRAPER 11151 And Then He Was pledged I came to Drury an innocent and unassuming young lad thirsting for knowledge. I wanted to meet cultured people but instead all I saw was fraternity men decorating the campus in those outlandish plus fours. So far as I could see they were a loud rowdy bunch iinpressedla lot with themselves. Course the K. A. s and the Theta Kappa Nus were busy making some sort of chemical experiment in their cellars but all the Sigma f' fi L' I 4 ri 9 . 2. I cc 99 I la r'r -. 9 a Q, I ,i , K s 1 ,VIN il' 3.x 7 ., - 75' . n IJL Nus did was chew tobacco and write themselves up in the Mirror. They HA, didn't seem to know who I was, but I considered that was their loss. if I They,d find out when it was too late. 'Course I didn't want to be snobf A bish, but I thought for the good of my soul I'd just better leave those 'fl' if crude hoboes alone. I've heard their meetings are nothing but Bull ses' 4 sions, where they roast all the girls in town. Une man after heid read' a hot letter he'd gotten from some girl rushed over to the library to show it so he'd be sure and not miss having everyone read it. Anyway, I af. ig wouldn't consider anything but D. K. E. or Phi Beta Kappa. My room' A mate and I amuse ourselves telling jokes to each other, then we play ij? tiddley winks. Sometimes I study, 'but those fraternity men always copy everything you write so it's not much use. I went out for football piy 'cause there wasn't much else to do. I tackled Tiny Kerr, and while I 'A was feeling the bone that wasn't broken, he asked me to come up to the 1. house. Carl Brummitt heard him and he asked me to come over to their house instead. But I didn't go. I wanted to 'teach those bozoes a lesson. I tackled a Theta Kappa Nu next, and went to their house for dinner. wi! They are the real intelligencia, but they sorta froze up when,I told 'em pa didn't approve of house parties. Anyway I'm glad they've woke up finally. to what a good guy I am. I think I'll move into one of the houses. The Delta Gamma Chis are right across the street, but I do not ' lf! like that new chemical experiment. It's a shame so much of it blows up. I i, My roommate is rather bourgeoise. rCan7t see how I stood it this long. HI' Anyway he's organizing some sorti bf a dpmb club that meets at the Y. M. C. A. every Tuesday night. Guess I've got a keen date tonight if all the boys say about her is true. GuessaI'll go down and buy a plug -gi of tobacco now. It's a great old world. l it T fiisl . E If 4,4- f fl 9 Q 1 Q . t 'eiwwz V. wx K ,., vm A asia V K . A - +- . 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This section means to get to both parties fully, enjoyably, and impartially. The purpose of the various little efforts has been, and is, to get you told-but with a smile. Told vvholesomely and vvholef heartedly, but laughingly-so that even you will see the point. Hence if any of these wellfaimed comments make you feel too unf comfortable, remember that you are lucky to be mentioned at all, that four out of every five have it, and that your best friend gave us the dope. If We have missed any, it was because we were handif capped by a lack of material fit to print, as we certainly had lots on everybody, but some of it was dirty. ' ' Sooner or later some one will collect enough material to Write on What's the Matter With Qur College, and this. will probably be used as exhibit A and B both. A If illusions have been destroyed, and idols smashed, Well and good-they belong to the yesterdays. ' ' The future address of the editor .of this section will be Omsk, Russia, and points north. A ' -THB LITERARY EDITOR. L 122 J A Fairy Story For the Uplift of the Young QTeachers and Parents Includedb Entitled Cinderella The jazz Baby CA drammer in ever so many actsy Dramatis Personae-CSince you don't know what this means, you can just guess.j I Cindy-the gal that made a sucker out of the prince. Sister number 1-fired from the chorus because they once saw her face. Sister number 2-a redfhot mama and don't care who knows it. Fairy Godmother-for those who believe in such. The pumpkin-made into a coach Cbody by Fisherj. The mice-who don't figure anyway, now that the gals wear their skirts so short that a mouse couldn't even pole vault into the folds of these so brief garments. p The Prince-looking for 'a wife-God help him. The 2 Suitors-two sports willing to spend 52.00 on a wild night. Note: This may not agree with the original, but what's that to you? ACT 1 Scene: A foulflooking kitchen. Fireplace in corner Cwith fire, sink with dirty dishes piled all over it, home brew outfit in the corner. There is a God Bless Our Home motto, slightly the worse for wear. Cinf derella is seen before the fireplace, crying to herself, sweeping ashes, and deriving what solace she can from an allfday sucker. Mumbling to herf self: Boo hoo, boo hoo. Wish I had a heavy date for the big struggle tonite. But I ain't got any lipstick, the gin is all gone, my only pair of silk hose have a runner, and then my two darn sisters have stolen my only knee length dress, and I won't wear any of them old long things. The prince would think I was an antique and breeze on by. So I just guess I don't rate. Oh well, what's the use Ccontinues to sob and lick the suckerj. 1 Now if I could just goldfdig like my sister Kate. Hot diggety! Why she's got three breach of promise suits going now, and the year is young yet. CLoud noises from outside, angry voicesj-Golly here they are nowwfgoes to work hurriedly. Enter the two sisters, perfectly vile f123J looking. The elder has had her face lifted three times, but it is in conf stand need of repairj D Elder sister Qgiving Cindy an awful whamj: Snap out of it, sis, and be one. I want a mud pack, mylhair curled, and my shoes shined-and make it fast with no back talk-my cutie's due. CChorus in to sing My Cuties Due At TwoftofTwo. D . CWe forgot to say there was any chorus, but what difference does that make? They are briefly garbedj And sweep up these ashes before I do the Simon Legree act. Second sister-some prettier, but a figure like a drink of water-. Yes, Cindy, you know your onions about ashes Cflufling her boyish bobj. Give me the double 0, kid-ain't I the ant's smoking jacket? And will I do my stuff tonite before the prince or not-watch your little Sadie make him fall for her line. First sister-Safay baby, where do you get that stuff? If you want to see the original Sheba, just gaze this way. Satin pumps, rolled hose, new and brief skirt, and this filmy Paris evening gown-am I class or not? I just guess yes. One glance and the prince will be hollering for air. QAnother noise outside, slightly alcoholic. Butchered remains of l'll Be Lovin, You in Hallwaysn float up, and the sisters know their dates have arrivedj 3' First sister-For crying out loud -here ten minutes late. CShe isn't ready-they never are-Heavy knock on door. Enter the two heavy sugar daddies plus the afore men' tioned Haig and Haigj Cindy-Great Scott, where'd you 'get it? I First sister-T-hat for you Cshoving her into the cornerj. Be your age, girlie. And how's mypsweetheart tonite? CTO first man.j First suitor Cowlishly blinkingj-'Ray for Fourth of July! CHe is somewhat mixed in dates, it now being january. He grows magnanf imousj--'Ray for ever'body! Second sister-Sure, since you say so. CGoing to second manj And does 'ittle lovey dovey 'ove his 'ittle dovyfwovy tonite? Second big butterfandfegg man-Baby, that's what I don't do nothin' else but. Wait 'till we hit the back seat of that flivver. And say, sweet f124l l.x.,...Y...-7 Mi --v---- ' -lg - mama, let's get going. I'm a fast stepping daddy and don't have to wait. Cindy-Wish I'd get to go on a big necking party. But none of the sheiks ever ask me to go out riding, or come sit with me in a dark parlor. Second sweetie-Thatis tough, baby-what's the trouble? QGoing over to Cindyl Ch, I see-even your best friend won'ttell you. Second sister-Maybe she just can't keep that school girl complexion. First sister+Naw, thatis old-she's just another of these Piggly Wiggly girls. Cindy-Piggly Wiggly? First sister-Yes, sapfgot the goods, but don't deliver. First daddy-Wellr'she's got the chin I'd love .to touch. QTries to kiss her, but checks himselfj Say, dearie, you sure ain't the fifth one. Well, let's get going, gang. 1 Second sister-Yeah, take out, boysand girls. I'm feeling all hotsy totsy for the big struggle tonite. And will I win that Marathon conf test or not? Boy, howdy! . First sister-I'm going to take the Black Bottom prize myself. Hot dawg! , W Cindy-Hey, hey-Charleston! QAt these words, everybody breaks into a Charleston. Chorus comes in-all Charleston. As applause grows louder las it willl all go out, Charlestoningj Cindy Qalonel-And me left holding the sack. It ain't fair. Heaven help us poor working goils. CShe is fast approaching tears-even the allf day sucker fails to comfort herj I wonder why everybody shuns me? Is it because I can't order anything but chicken salad? Heck, I wish I was back in the days of fairies and goblins and all those babies. Then Iid go to the ball and show my two darn sisters up. But no use-nobody loves me, and there ainit no Santa Claus, anyway. CDuring this speech a little old woman comes quietly min, and unseen by Cindrella, steps up behind her-speakingzl Aw, don't say that, Cindy-you ain't doing us fairies right. Now what's the trouble, baby? 1 Cindy-For cat's sake, who let you in? Cliooking at herj Going to a masquerade party? Fairy godmother Cproudlyj+I am a fairy godmother. CindyVYeah-and so's your Aunt Emma. Fairy godmother-Now don't get me wrong, honey. Tell your little ole aunty what itas all about, and maybe we can fix it up. Now be a nice girl and tell me. Cindy-Aw who wants to be nice? But see here, it's this way. My two sisters have done me wrong since early childhood, and I'm getting tired I don't mean maybe. Well, tonite they have a couple heavy dates for the strugglegand I got nothing and very little at that. f125j Fairy godmother-But don't you know some nice boy? Cindy-Yeah, but they're toonice-don't even try to kiss me in a taxicab. Fairy godmother-Don't you even know a traveling salesman? Cindy-Yes, but he is still traveling. Aw shoot, it ain't no use. I just as well join the W. C. T. U. or become a school teacher. Fairy godmother--Not so, baby. I'll save you from such a fate- we'll see what Coty's can do. QGoes to basket and brings out small packagesj Now, honey, if youill bring me a pumpkin and those cute mice over there in the corner I'll guarantee to make even the Prince of Wales take notice. Cindy-What are you trying to do, kid me? Dearie, I stays just as I am. Fairy godmother-Aw, come on, take a chance-look at Columbus -he did. Cindy-Yeah, and look what he got-they named the country after someone else-but I'll try anything once. Fairy godmother-'At's the old spirit! Now, dearie, shake those rags and don this onefpiece bathing suit. QPicks up smallest packagej The affair's a fancy dress ball and you're going as Miss America 1927. CCindy goes behind screen to dress as commanded. She is still wonf dering what's it all aboutj Cindy-But, fairy godmother, ain't it kind of brief? Fairy godmother-Now don't be silly. Curtain. ACT THE SECOND Same scene: Cindy is seen standing before a mirror, admiring her' self. She is a double barrelled wow and we don't mean we think so. Brief, tightfhtting, onefpiece bathing suit, as many lines as a telephone company Conly not so straightl, glass slippers, and gold bathing cape. The fairy godmother is hovering in the background. Fairy godmother--I-Iotsy totsy, baby, you'll do! The last one I fitted out made the grade with Mr.'Browning. Cindy Cpleasedj-I don't look so bad, do I? F. C. M.--Girlie, youlre there-and howl Now wait till I do my stuff with these mice. Cindy-What's the big idea? Starting a zoo? F. C. M.-No dirty digs now-just watch my smoke. CCoes to door with mice and pumpkin. Returns in short time-lights cigarette. There is a respectful knock on the door. Enter first mouse, disguised as a chauffeurj First mouse-Your car awaits without, my lady. Cindy-Without what? First mouse-Without gas or occupant. I I 126 1 Cindyw-Fill 'er up, buddy-here's a dollar-and I'll be with you in a sec. CStarts to don coat, powder nose, adjust hat-or just any of those things girls do when you're in a hurryj Fairy godmother Cprimlyj-just a minute, Cindy, there's a few things I want to caution you about. Cindy Cresignedlyj-I thought so-there always is. . Fairy godmother-First, don't dance with any strange men. Second, don't drink any more than three highballs. Be a nice girl. Don't- - Cindy-Great Scot-be sure and don't be brief. F. G. M.-Don't go anywhere but to the dance, and be sure and be home by twelve o'clock. Cindy Qprotestinglyj-But, fairy godmother, I don't live at Wallace Hall. F. G. M.-Doesn't matter--in at twelve or else nothing doing. Cindy-Ch, all right-don't see why you have to drag me in just when the party's getting good. CHonk. outside-Cindy grabs package which she wrapped herselfj F. C. M.-What's the package? Cindy-My roller skates. F. G. M.-But you don't need them-the prince is a nice boy. Cindy-And then what did little Peter Rabbit do? Why he went into the garden- F. G. M.-No time for bedtime stories, girlie. You'll be just in time for the grand march. Cindy-Hotsy totsy! Do youithink I'll go over big with the prince? F. G. M.-Nothin' else. He will be begging for more. - Cindy-fWell ta ta. Donit take in any wooden nickels. F. C. M.-Remember-, twelve o'clock. Cindy-Aw, don't be a wet blanket all your life. I'll be seeing you sometime. CCurtain as she goes out.D ACT THE THIRD I Scene: Ball room at the Prince's palace, which is quite some shack. There is confetti all over the floor. Everyone is having a riotious time. joe Haymes and His Music are in the corner, blowing blues. Cindy comes in, quite overcome by everything. . The announcer Cimportantlyj-The lady Cinderella. CNO notice is taken of her, as everyone is swaying to the pulsefquickening strains of Ain't No Maybe in My Baby's Eyes, interpreted as only joe Haymes and His Music can. There is a sign over in one corner- Park roller skates here. Cindy goes over hesitantly. Cindygls it quite safe? I Attendant-Yes, madam, quite. We have a large number of clients such as Greta Gabro, Carrie Nation and Francis W. Willard. CCindy 51273 I V Q leaves her skates and wanders onto the dance floor. She is seized by one of the everpresent stagsj 'L ' The stag-Hot dawg-tofnite's my nite with baby! Honey, where have you been all my life? Gindy-Looking for you. ' The stag-Well, rest your eyesfthis is George W. Me-and what did you say your name was? Gindy-I didn't say. CAnother gentleman without a date cuts inj Other gentleman without a date-You know what? I've been lookf ing for you all evening. CHe has had exactly enough liquor to be at his bestj Gindy-Well aren't you lucky-here I am. . I O. G. W. D.-Well, I could do worse. I do think that's one hot bathing suit. Gindy-Now don't get personal. What's your name? O. G. D.-Does it matter? What's yours? Cindy-Cinderella. j O. G. W. D.-Herself-not a movie. Ghild, you're dancing with john Smith-in the flesh. Gindy-Well, nobody can say, L'Why don't you speak for yourself, john? about you-you do little but that. G. G. W. D.-Well, kid, you know that wisecrack someone pulled back in the nineties? Cindy-No I don't. . O. G. W. D.-What a coincidence-neither do I. It must have been two other fellows. Q' Cindy-Where's the prince? O. G.-Cand all the rest of his title-now we wish we had named himj-On his throne, reigning. , Cindy-Hail, hail. O. G. W. D.-It's no use saying that. Say, did you know you dance divinely? f Gindy-Sure-why not? An' now I guess you'll pull that new one about the floor being swell and the orchestra divine. Or that I'm looking especially good tonite, and you wonder if you could steal just one little kiss. Well, get this right, brother-you can't. CThe gentlef man without am date is completely flooredj There is a fanfare of trumpets Cthis means loud noise to you or anyf one else for that matterj. A herald comes down announcing in loud tones: His most majestic majesty, the Prince. To the tune of Hail, Hail, the Gangis All Here the Prince comes to the front. He is rather good looking, but has a cowlick. He is attired 1281 in a snappy tuxedo QSociety Brand-for Young Men and Men Who Stay Youngj and is smoking a C-hesterheld cigarette-they satisfy. The Prince-All right now, folks-all down for the big redfhot Charleston contest, the feature of the evening. Prizes for one and all- souvenirs for the kiddies. Starting at eightfthirty sharp. Clt is now nine, but that's the way it goes.j The mob surges toward the main ball room, where Joe Haymes, etc., etc., is preparing to do his stuff right. The prince sits upon an elef vated throne-he is to be judge. The contestants line up and Cindrella slips in the line, near the back. Her two sisters are very much in front, already doing 'little steps to catch the prince's eye. The music starts, and the two first ones begin. ' One bystander-Whooee! Hey, gal, do that thing! Another-Hey, hey! tHe breaks into a Charleston himself, but is suppressedj , ' The prince Cwearilyj-Not so good-bring on some more! The two sisters are now in their glory. They do the fiftyfseven varieties plus variations. The prince is mildly interested. Cinderella can wait no longer, so she steps out in front, annoying the prince by her crowding in. But all annoyance is speedily forgotten when he glances at Cinderella and the suit-mostly the suit. Cindy is proceeding to make Gilda Grey and Bessie Love green with envy-'cause how she does know her Charleston. t The prince Centhusiasticallyj-Who is that baby? Hot I dawg! Not only is she the best, but she's even better than that. CCindy gets going right on the hottest step of all. The prince casts off his crown, his ermine coat, and hops down beside Cindy.j The prince-Say, gal, you win the prize, no foolin'. How about stepping a little with me? Cindrella nods her head, never missing a step. The prince breaks in perfectly. The pair would make Fred Stone weep for joy. just at the point when he begin to throw her around, and she feels herself in his arms for the first time-oh thrills, oh heart throbs-Cand this not the close of a tenfcent moviej. Cindrella hears- The clock-Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, and five more bongs. At the tenth or so bong, Cindrella remembers her fairy godmother's admonishment Clook it up in the dictionaryb and giving one last kick, takes out for her roller skates and home. The kick was good and high, but she lost one of her glass slippers. The slipper caught the prince under the chin, flooring him. The audience laughs, showing their keen sense of humor. But the prince is in love-poor boob-and even wants to run after her. The prince-Pursue her! Bring her back! She is my heart, my joy, f129l 5 31 ill ii E I r .3 .- , .fY...p7- v-A. -A-W - f-v ----0 - -- ' the essence of my life! Twofbits reward to anyone who finds her. CSO we see he is indeed a softfshellj , CEveryone is running about in confusion. It seems as if Pandemonium, Gehenna, and other nice names for hell, has broken loose as the curtain slowly descendsj ACT THE FOURTH We are back at the house of the two sisters, with the even more begrimed God Bless Our Home sign. Cindy is before the fire, reading one of the handbills that the prince has put out in search of the wonder' ful one whose foot will fit the dear little glass slipper which he keeps next to his heart-no foolinw. The two sisters are in the next room, sleeping it off. . . , Cindy-Now if I can just sneak away, and not let my sisters know of this, everything will be hotsyfhotsy for this-baby. Ha, ha-I'd like to see Katie get her big foot in my tiny slipper. I do have good looking dogs, if I say it myself Cgazing admiringly at her feetj. The sisters wake. Many yawns, and cries for eats. First sister-Where's our breakfast? Take that for your laziness Cgiving Cindy whack on the headl. And what's that you have? CTears bill from Cindy.D O, sweet papa-here's your little Sadie's chance for a home of her own, and three squares a day. My dainty toes sure have found me a home. Second sister-What's the big idea about your boats? Don't hand us a laugh on that dainty stuff CShe reads the folderl. Sa-ay, gal, that's all mine-all mine! Not a chance for you. Why sis-your arches are so fallen that a deep sea diver couldn't bring them up. . First sister-Is 'at so? Anyway, I don't write to a corn syrup company and tell them. that their product has done my corns no good. Second sister-But how about the time you-Cand so on, far into the nightj. . Cindy-Listen, you two-Iim the gal that will win the prince. I was the one that won the contest last nite, and I'11 win the prince for a husband-you watch my smoke. Both sisters-You? Ha, ha. Why you couldn't get your foot in a little shoe with gunpowder. ' Cindy Cnear tearsD-Wait and see-then you'll be sorry. CCurtain as she runs out, bound for the prince's house and matrif mony. The two sisters are hot after her.D ' SCENE Two The palace again, in the main ballroom. A long line of comely gals await turns for the trying on of the glass slipper. The penalty of death awaits those who fail, and they are led off to strains of soft music, and to the chopping block at one side. Cindy and the two sisters come rushing in, but they shove her in the background as usual. l130l First sister-Yoo hoo, Princey, here I am. Does 'oo like 'our darling little wifie? ' Prince-Take her away-quick! First sister-You don't get away with that stuff. I want my rights. Second sister-Oh, ho, ha, ha, me too! CClimbs up on chair to be fittedj ' Royal shoeffitter--Not a chance, your highness. I Prince-Good! Feed her to the lions. First sister-Ha, ha-I knew you'd get it in the neck. Now watch me cop the prince fora bitter half-ain't that so, Princey? Prince-God forbid! tHe awaits the verdict anxiouslyj Royal shoeffitter-Eight and a half foot just won't go into a four and a half shoe. I Prince and first sister together-CPrincefHOCRAYlj Second sister-Monster! And I always noted for my small foot. Death, where is thy sting? p ' Cindy-An' now's my time. CShe is very selffconfidentj And, prince, if I win, will you spare the lives of my two sisters? The prince-Even that, and marry you besides. But, gal, if you fail, I'll have your head cut off twice. The two sisters-MOh goody, goody. CShowing their lack of appref ciation for Cindyj fCindy ascends the throne, and tries the shoe on. It is the kind that every shoe salesman says every shoe is-a perfect ht. The prince falls on his knees. There is general rejoicing-whoever he is.D ' The prince-My love, my life, my joy, etc., etc.! Be mine and I will conquer the world. QDon't be surprised-this happens to the best of themj Cindy-Yes. Cjoe Haymes and His Music start in on Lohengrin at once, and the curtain falls on the happy pair marrying, and living happily ever afterj V ACT IVXCL-ONE YEAR LATER The scene is laid in a twofroom furnished apartment. The prince has lost his job, due to some crazy idea that two people govern better than one, four than two, and so- on ad infinitum, ad nausum. The prince is drying dishes-he has every aspect of a well bossed husband. Cinf drella is in the other room reading True Confessions. All is silent save the rattle of dishes, when- A voice-Waaanaaaa! Baaaamaaaaa! , Cindy-Oh, Egbert, rocky the baby. The prince Cwe'll still call him that-muttering under his breathl- By golly I would if I had a rock. A FAST CURTAIN ., T131 1 Faculty Whoss What T ' CAS Shown by the Faculty Contestj To prevent further feuds among faculty members as to just Who Is Who and Why or What, the Sou'wester feels called upon to announce the final and dehnite results as shown by the just and wise decisions of the student body. Our learned instructors are very proud of their new titles, and the ones left out feel slighted and are jealous. However, they are taking their defeat squarely with their chins up, like the men Cand womenj they are, and each is saying, Now next time Honor First Place Second Third Honorable Mention Most Popular Cox Meador Maxham Daggett Handsomest. . Davis Wald Libbey Thompson The Cynic. . . Meador Cox Benton Miss Reed Best Natured. Bennett Benton Cox Lichliter Biggest Bluffer ......... Nadal Nadal Nadal Nadal Prettiest Lady Miss Godwin Miss Maxham Mrs. Sapp M. Roth Lady Killer ...... .... C ribbs Finkel Bennett Swift Most Bashful. Neal Meador Benton Cox Woman Hater ......... Meador Wald Finkle Cribbs L Most Egotistical .... . . .Cribbs Nadal Cox Miss Reed The Hard Boiled One. . .M. Roth Benton Meador Bennett Best Dancer .... ......, S app Neal Davis Meador Most Entertaining ...,. Cox V M. Roth Benton Skinner Spifliest Dresser ........ Miss Godwin, 'Sapp Wald Finkel Perfect Gentleman ..... Wald Skinner Meador Ain't none fr ' Y Y,,,r I132j HALL OF FAME THE SOU'WESTER NOMINATES THE FOLLOWING PERSONS FOR DRURY'S HALL OF FAME PROFESSOR BENTON- For his persevering efforts to puncture narrowfminded, partisan, high school ideals in history and politics. ' PROFESSOR Cox- , For being So delightfully human, for daring to delve into that which often arouses a blush-and above all, for always conducting an interesting class. PROFESSOR MEADOR- For being after a real teacher, and more specifically, for that caustic, biting Sarcasm and notable broadfmindedness. DEAN REED- For her neverffailing smile. DEAN BENNETT- For bringing the sunshine into our cobwebby halls, and because he admits that he lives to eat instead of eating to live. WALLACE COOK- Becanuse We enjoyed reading his autobiography, the Mirror AL MAYDEN- A . Because he is bashful, never seeks an argument, and always tries to make himself as unobtrusive as possible. I A HARRY NEALE- K For being quite typically in love. f133l i l LEE WILsoN- ' For constantly endeavoring to inject Hfth avenue traditions and styles into our Main Street atmosphere. MARION THOMPSON- '- For being our College Widow. How those freshmen love that motherly smile of hers. I EVVING TURNER- Because he'd be mad if we didn't put him in here. FRANCIS FOGARTY- For fooling everyone, including himself-for being our best disciple of the Great God Bluff, for his seeming immunity to the petticoat sex, and 'last of all for his repuf tation, 'iThe Perfect Gentleman. MARGARET GALT1 For being Drury's most typical representative of the kind us gentlemen prefer. JOHN R. WOODSIDE- For being Drury's most accomplished classroom disciple of Morpheus, and espef cially for his collegiate vocabulary once away from the scholastic influence. JBWELL LIEPMAN- ' For being our wild but innocent school girl. She. wants to be bad but doesn't know how. 1 ALTON RUSSELL- Because he laughs the loudest and longest of anyone in school. MARGARET HUGHES- Our representative good girl. Student fellowship, student volunteer, camp' fire, Y. W. C. A., etc. CARL BRUMMETT- For being Drury's most ardent disciple of the Great God Fraternity. MILDRED WBLLSHEAR- For being sentimental but trying to hide it. f134l -H-MMM. We V.., fvw- -W - ----Y 7 ' JACK JONES- , For being the only girl in Drury who hasn't been expelled for wearing trousers. MILDRED MERRITT- For admitting that she looks like Snuggles, and for her ability to handle two heavy crushes at once. HENRY CONKLING- For trying to prove to everybody that he can sing. MARY ELIZABETH HAMPSON- For being the typical playful and cute little school girl. DAVID MCKNIGHT- A For endeavoring to prove that a straight line is the hardest distance between two pints. GLADYS HARPER- N Because she thinks shels so cute. BERT Goss- , For doing his best to talk like H. L. Mencken and act like a College Humor hero. HELEN HULL- Because Prexyls in here, and we don't like to do things by halves. LYNN. TERRY and ARTHUR BLUME- Two College boys gone to waist. MARTHEL BURMAN- . E Because she is wild about anything and everything. CLEMBNT BOLLMANN1 - Because, though he may love and lose, he's always ready to love again. RUTH ARCULARIUS' Because she knows how to get her man. LUCILLE JoNEs- f 135 1 lROpullaiIriII:y QCOIIILESIE DRURY DUMBELL J Boy ,I-HARRY NEALE Girl 1-PAT MAGEE 2-HAROLD GARNSEY .. 2-MARION THOMPSON THE MEANEST LINE Boy . I-FRANCIS FOGARTY 2-DICK LUKENS , Girl I'JEWELL LEIPMAN 2-GALT SISTERS BEST DANCER Boy Girl 1 I-JACK JONES IZMARTHELL BURMAN f l 2'BILL I JAMS I BACKSEAT ARTIST Boy I'ALTON RUSSELL - Girl I-PEG PRICE f Qin 2'-CHARLES FARRINGTON , 2-R. ARCULARIUS DEAN BENNETT Calso ranj DEAN REED Ccomplimentary votesj 7 PREFERRED BLONDE I+MARGARET GALT 2--GLADYS HARPER BOB MITCHELL was also a candidate BASHEUL BOY I-HERBERT NEAL 2-LEE WILSON PRIZE POSER ' Boy I-JACK JONES 2-LEE WILSON Girl IZLUCILLE JONES ZQMARION THOMPSON REDfHEADED QUEEN IQRUTH ARCULARIUS' 2-HELEN JONES V CONCEITED CUSS I-WILBUR BLANKE 2-WARD TENNIS GENERAL NUISANCE Boy I-E. BRIDWELL 2.-WALLACE COOK I 136 J ,I nlfjhp- -WL , Girl I-MRS. ADAMS 2-GLADYS HARPER 3,-MARY E. HAMPSON L af,-712 ' i WUI' fr' I gi E5 ,II , ,I 4 ,E I ,IHA , Af ,Q ,f ,Li ,.-Q I ' I-ff' .j35,'f' I 21453 I wzzl' 3 if , , 4343 5,1 , 254: r .,' 1 4, - j' .' 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Bohemia- Art in an attic. Brain- Part of anatomy functioning at odd times. Bridegvoom- h Usually present at weddings. Calfflove- Following a girl on a windy day. Chapel- Preparation for a nap. Christianity- ' 1 The belief that we will die and go to heaven and that our enemies will die and go to hell. ' If 51371 E.Q.C.'JL.Jl-1 A-'Q-Q-Q- -- ' 1 ng ,, --y- -- J --. 7'9 - N 'X A ' - '.. ' L-,LQ CL43L:5,,, cn1,',QVf3ggQvlg,U f-'QQ-bsk, 1. Ne , ' X ' w . ' . '- -f., ,','s .. , . s . -f ' X. L in .-1 .. , .. ,L ., . -- '-.. : X X-A ..-.- A Q.. xv, - 4,'-,glskflg 5 . , f- , z F X Y -- TKLLLQLJJ-: - c,J...,gL4.-r-,I L ,..a,L1., 3-'-:.,LK! vt,-,V L-JJQJJL. N V- VF' I 1 'N v'. , -, i -A my X. .. cl Q 0 fv- . ,. . N i' . . AN xg V -. 2. ' X5 v X'-5 .ktxkg , 1 - x. . T . ,. '-usual., 'l-'---a.M,r... fs-An J, 5 LQ - QQ 'To X - ' x gk ' C 1 .X .LLQ-Q L 1.2 I-lL,L.,. .N , 1 Al Ll--L',2,L-,fa .gg :Qgil ' fx. Q -t - ' A Q Xxsk-O.-3,1-X ,,.-g.xY-L.EJA,j.. -. ,Ly Q-5.5-,.g:-f,xL,q,J x.. --ixriaq Q ij .SQL-J -,sxies-:MAJ N X. . '-1 a-,f,,4, . V .. ,-,...... .L -., .g .. 'x, A Q ,. cpgtlcjlasslc '-'of'--xtfl Y5L1.YJ -': L 1 -4'1 K-444 KJNQ-4xLl..il.!,QL A literary work spoken of highly in public but never referred to in private. 1 Qu - D' .-. .i , , X , .N .1.- l..l..S.,LA.L.-1...-JL: vrnkl, .-ij-KJL-'L QA QL. X Q1 Y KL lib, , i - f x . Compromise- 5, 5 on - i Xu! . 1 ' . 'XX When you do as she wants to. at v--.s-r.cs..cr.,.gL yin-1. A gmt! Conscience- i That still small voice keeping'-us on the straight and narrow. College Romance- s ' A brief insanity terminated by the engagement of one or both of the interested parties. Cook- A Meaning defcomposing editor of the Mirror. Cynic- An idealist afraid of his idealsf Debutante- A girl who comes out at eighteen and gets up at twelve Dictionary- Supports the other end of the ironing board. Diplomacy- Lying in state. W Dormitory- Where the real education is received. Echo- Has it on a woman for the last word. Epigram- What we regard all these wisefcracks as. Experience- Q I What one gets on a weekfend party. Faint- i The retaliation of a girl when you win the argument. Fashion- ' Nice old dame responsible for short skirts-Hooray! F lask- Part of necessary equipment of modern day Romeo. if gf' fail! N13 Sought by all-enjoyed by few. Friend- Qne who sees all your shortcomings, but will lend you money and likes you anyway. H1381 , ,, .-l,....,...-- V--A - - -- f I Gallantry- A condition that faded when knighthood went out of flower and electricity came in power. Halitosis- 'Even your best friend won't tell you-why should we? Hash- Wallace Hall's dishful of fido. Hafrem- Hero Identified with Brigham Young and other enviable gentlemen. Any married man. Hic- Evidence of: CID Need of a drink CwaterjglAttempt to begin a conversation leading to a drink Cother than waterjg QD Drinking-other than water. Hope- Believing that the girl likes you only, and cares nothing at all about the six others she's dating. - Idealist- One believing that everything is going to' be all right, that a girl really can be trusted, and that God really is concerned with what happens to Sam Brown. ' Immortal- Our future reward for all the noble selffsacrifices we havenlt made. ' Inclividuality- Qur own clever way of selffexpression. azz- Responsible for all the wickedness of this mad modern age. journalism- I What many of us are taking up-up where it is not important. An art and a noble profession to those outside. Jw- ' A body of twelve good, honest and ignorant men. CPage Mr. Bentonj Kiss- A Use your imagination. Klan- . ' ' ' Organization of hundred percenters whohave had their play instincts suppressed. Liberty- A nice subject for an oration. Love- ' A tickling sensation of the heart that can't be scratched. L139l Marriage- ' y A game of chance where the only lucky ones are those not playing. Mirror- . - A news QD paper. Monologue-- A professor's wife to the professor. Musical Comedy- i Theatrical adventure to prove that the less clothed a gal is, the more artistic the show will be. ' Neck- A pleasant pastime of college boys and girls on beautiful moonlight nights-or anv other nights for that matter. NO- , The girl's yes. Opera- V A Another occasion for the soup and ish, and an attempt at being artistici Optimist- ' One believng that all wrongs are right-until he's hit. Pass- ' Faculty benediction. Patriot- One that hurrahs when the flag goes by-and then gyps the government on his income tax return. Petroleum- Oil with its face lifted. Politeriess- Not telling others what we really think. Preacher- A One more informed about getting along in the next world than in this. ' President- Something harder to see than a piecegof' glass on the bottom of the ocean. Prohibition- , A Occasion for national laugh week number 92766. Pyorrliea- Almost as .eliicient as automobiles. Quart- Popular collegiate measure of capacity. Reformer- One who picks out his own faults and then tries to correct them in other people. 51401 f 1 Reputation- Bragged about in youth-deplored in old age. Serial- I . And they married and lived happily ever after. Sermon- Sure cure for insomnia. Sinners- What all of us wickedly see ourselves as. Statistics- Figures-other than the ones we admire. Sucker- One who is nice to a professor. Sympathy- What people marry for, and get-from their friends. Thinking- , ' Mental process resorted to at odd times. f Wedding- The beginning of the proof that two cannot live as cheaply as one. Wine- - At a loss without the accompanying women and song. Windfspiller- 1 A professor. Zero- Evidence of a professor's had humor. L-a WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? ' i'Dear boy laughingly said Professor Meador to a sophomore who had come to class without his lesson do not be alarmed about that That is perfectly all right I know you poor college students are terribly overworked And then the faculty cheering section composed of Cox Meador Benton and Davis gave fifteen rahs and a tiger for the president Why no exclaimed the president of the Delta Gamma Chis I don t think that my fraternity is the best nor that this boy Carl is just about the best Therefore said Professor Benton in closing his Fourth of July oration before the Rotary Club of which he was president we now see that America was right in every instance that our policy always has been strict adherence to the golden rule and that the United States as the most wonderful country in the world should always maintain a standing army to defend us from the wicked schemings of Mexico and Columbia Yes said the president I ll see about that right away and he did I do not know why sighed Guy Hill that the gals just won t let me alone I must have a fatal charm 51111 9 . . ss . . 9 ' - . as ss . . 9 3 9 . , . as , . Lt as . . . ss a . 3 9 ' 9 , . . . . 11 , . tu -as - - - - - 9 . . ss - - - 9 , 9 9 A . . . ' . as ss 91 . . ss 1 - 9' ' 9 9 . ' H 1, . . at . a 9 9 ' sa The I Hate Myself Cllulh OFFICERS AND MEMBERS Chief Shrinking Violet . . MARION THOMPSON That Timid Soul . . AL MAYDEN The Shrinking Lad . . FRANCIS FOGARTY Most Active Freshman ....... WALTER NIESSEN That SelffDenying Lad Who This Time Is just a , Member ....... L . . EWING TURNER One Who Belongs and Who Is Unusual in Admitting It . BERT Goss Associate Members ......,.. ALL OF Us 5 The Mustaehe Clluh ALFALFA CHAPTER Big Chief Beaver . . . . HARRY BAY Applier of the Dandruff Cure . . EDWIN PETERS Keeper of the Mustache Cup . PAUL NIESSEN PLEDGES LEE WILSON FRATRES IN FACULTATE DR. J. E. CRIBBS YELL I-Ierpieide! Rah! Rah! Rah! l f1421 ,-,. -- .-I-I -A - -f - -'W ' Fraternity Minutes QThe 'Real Dope at LastD Theta Kappa Nu After a rousing song, 'lOh, Theta Nu, tra la la, is the only Thing, blah, blah, etc., etc.,l' the meeting opened with general congratulations from each of the brothers to themselves for being Theta Kappa Nus, and to the chapter for having them as members. A brief backfslapping pracf tice was held, Brothers .Campbell and West winning honors. The little pledge game of titftatftoe was broken up, and the pledges were astonf ished and delighted to see several of the actives smoke real monogrammed cigarettes, yet a forbidden treat for them.f A paper was read by Bro. Davis on How Qand Whyj I Am a Theta Kappa Nu. CWe weren't present so welre still wonderingj Bro. Hill gave a fervid oration on the greatness and glory of the national fraternity, but when he came to the local chapter he could only cough and call for icefwater. President Turner thanked the chapter with tears in his eyes for the many honors which their conscientious ballotfstufiing and electionffixing had given. Mr. Turner Csometimes called Prexy and sometimes worse than thatl announced that he was also and very much a member of fifteen other organizations, including the Salvation Army, and that if the Soufwester didn't mention each of these he would call an election about it. He did. To make the meeting an nAll for Turner hour Cwhich most of the meetf ings arej, he also brought the cheering news that the entire school would soon be in the hands of Theta Nu, and that any number of offices were available to tempt prospective pledges with. A move was made, secf onded and passed to start electing exfbrothers to the board of trustees and to employ none but Theta Kappa Nus as professors Cif any ever got that farb The fraternity s close connection to the Arts through that hundreo percenter Edwin Markham author of The Man With the Hce and other things Cnotice thingsj was spoken of with pride though it is doubt ful if Mr Markham admits it A little pledge made the mistake of asking about other great men that the fraternity had he was answered with frowns and silence But as Bro Knox remarked Oh well we ll all b were at least better than the decayed cabbage leaves handed out by his younger brothers A contribution was tken up but there were no contributors With Bro Hill at the piano each brother rose and recited the chaoter pledcre When the roll is called up yonder I ll be there twice and vote for Theta Kappa Nu - 1 , ' ' 1 7 U 7 I 3 5 T great some day! Dr. Cribbs made a note to bring his own cigars, which . ' 1 A. . I - . I 7 A k . L O 7 L 5 113 1 , J.,--.-if-A - ' ' Kappa Alpha I The meeting opened after bottles were cleared away. It was necf essary to revive six of the brothers with Bromo Seltzer in order to use the table on which they were-er a-sleeping. President Fogarty mounted the platform and waxed eloquent on the evils of bootleg liquor, as he had just joined up with the Lucy Stone League, receiving a nice pledge button and 25 cents for every additional convert he secured. Bro. Rathf bone shouted amen at every pause, and proposed an amendment to the effect that drinking should be prohibited at the house. Bros. Mc' Knight and Woodside in one voice shouted 'Ssissyf' The motion was defeated. - Bro. Goss came in late and griping, which was nothing unusual. He had had nothing to do with the last dance and so it was a flat failure. A collection was taken up-Bro. Thompson objected, saying that the two previous ones should be enough. The barrel house quartet started tuning up, but were forcibly prevented. Bro. Sanders was awakened. Gne new boy on the campus came near being pledged, but as he had only two cars he was voted down. All the pledges were cautioned to remember that they were K. A.'s and so of a higher order and could not mingle with lesser creatures. Pledge Griffey did not need the cautioning. ' Bro. Woodside was awakened by the shout that greeted the telef gram of Commodore Byrd, U. S. N., saying that he had abandoned the idea of a strictly southern gentleman variety of fraternity, and had estabf lished a chapter at the North Pole. Bro. Byrd also announced the pledgf ing of Bro. lmlac and Bro. Igloo, two good boys. Bro. john Roach Strat' ton also sent his greetings. Bro. Stratton was one of the few that became a preacher in spite of the wicked K. A. influence. He cheered the sinners up by saying that he would personally see to it that the fires of hell were tempered for his brethren, but urged them to turn from the satanic docf trine of evolution to the true fundamentalist faith. For no reason at all a program was given. Bro Griffey played the piano as usual, thus revealing the reason for his pledging, which was pretty poor at that. Bro. Woodside recited that grand old favorite of K. A.- The Charge of the Tight Brigade -with appropriate but uncertain gestures. Bro. Logan sang a solo, Blest Be the Tie That Bindsf' and someone was heard to say that he ought to be damned glad there was a tie. After defeating a motion for another collection, there was nothing much to do. A cork was heard pop in the next room- there was no one killed in the rush out. I1-l-ll Delta Gamma Chi ' CThe Drury Chapter of Rotaryj Meeting was called to order and Bro. Terry ordered six cups of coffee and a cocoanut pie-he was reducing. A collection was taken up. Bro. Brummitt started griping and griped for fifteen minutes-new worldis record. He was immediately succeeded on the floor by Bro. Davis, who griped for ten. Bro. Warren, playfully called Haig -no one knows why-threatened to unfavorably influence several biology grades unless dues were paid up--there was a great creaking of rusty hinged pocket' books. President Brummitt again rides the boys about lots of things, as usual. Bro. Peters, with his sweet, Southern brogue Cacquiredj and his reproving Now, son, what have you been doing? air brought tears to eyes of all with a stirring oration on the nextdance. He made it known that he would ask Elizabeth Baldwin at once, though the dance was yet two months off. Bro. White was smoking his first cigarette, and looked every bit of it. Bro. Gainey leaned back against the wall, making another spot on the paper with Brilliantine. Bro. Bay reported that the furnace had been fixed again. Twenty tons more of coal have been bought, but not paid for. The pledges were made to quit holding hands, and a testimonial was held. Pledge Morton testihed that a rat had bitten him, thinking him a piece of cheese-and it was easy to err. Bro. Brummitt busied himself instructing the pledges in the art of the Wet Fish handshake- all grew very proficient. A Some one asked for a box of pledge pins to canvass the school again, but was asked if he wanted to copy the K. Afs and McKnight. The Rotarian code, from which the chapter byflaws were taken, was read over. The Y. M. C. A., finding they had their complete membership present, conducted a meeting. Afiiliation of the two societies was proposed. The poor old dummy was dragged out for dancing practice again, and Bros. Conkling, Warren, Phillips and White surely needed the pracf tice. Bro. Bay and Logan challenge any and all to a poker duel. Bro. Simpson agreed to take part if no one would tell his congregation at Crocker. I Bro. Conkling's combined tenorfbasso lead in the lusty singing of those old standbys-i'For a Delta Chi Is a Jolly Good Fellow, and 'sDelta Gamma Chi Shall Shine Tonight. A collection was taken up as the brothers passed out. A 1 - 51451 Sigma Nu T The meeting opened up and so did some of the brothers. 'Bro. Kerr Csrj griped about all the unpaid bills-hands tightened on all billffolds, and stayed tight. Bro. Cook was lectured for mentioning the fraternity only seven times and himself only eight in his mouthpiece, the Mirror. Bro. jones suggested that Bro. Neissen be made stop snoring. Bro. Neale called for pledging practice. All the prospects were lined up, a gun was fired, and the first ten to the cash register got the button. Bro. Carnsey reported a change in the Fraternity anthem, White Star -instead of ten thousand brothers the phrase now was ten million. Bro. Bollman brought the chapter to its feet in a storm of cheers as he outlined the future policy of Sigma Nu-bigger and better chapters and lots of them. He asked the brothers to aid in the installation of chapters at Teachers' College and Draughon's Business College. i The education of Emmett Kerr was taken up in great detail, and the meaning and use of a necktie was explained. A speech of protestaf tion was made by Bro. Williams against the underhand tactics of the other fraternities in pledging. The names of two HA students were prof posed for pledging-the chapter had to' send to New York for more blackballs. Pledge Haymes agreed to knock off ten dollars for his orchestra. for the next dance. A deficiency of two hundred dollars was discovered in the treasury, and so the Bros. Greek decided to immediately pledge twenty new boys. Bro. Carnsey was seen with a new hat and taking a date to the Cillioz-he will hold no more Sigma Nu money. Bro. Carnf sey Cjr.j comes in late to make an impression. Is fined a buck by Pres. Neale. Motion made to buy building and loan stock with dues, and from Bro. Meador CFrater in Facultatesj. Motion passed. Bottle passed. Bro.. jones passed-out. I ExfBrother Harrison hned for spitting tobacco juice in the loving cups-and as Bro. Russel said with a sigh- It sure took some loving to get iemf' Carrie Nation and Lord Byron proposed for pledging+Bro. Cook objects. Bro. Kerr Cjrj ejected for polishing his new bright tan shoes with the fraternity skin. Oneiof the seven different varieties of furnace was reported on the blink, but Bro. Neale said they would have to hobble along on six. The Yellow Cab Co. sent a statement for 596.47 -Bro. Crain denied using the taxi service oftener than four times a week. Bro. Carnsey Csrj suggests some shady dealings as to future school elections-he proposed aiiiliation with Goss and the K. Afs for this purpose. Bro. Cook gets up to nominate himself for president-meeting adjourned. I 1445 l ..-.!,,. ,. .Y ... - Sorority Minutes Pi Beta Phi Meeting called to order. Sister Burman fined for forgetting to park her pick and shovel in hall outside with the rest. Sisters Gamble and Malin suggest a party in honor of the Delta Gamma Chis. Sister Ferf guson objects, suggests Sigma Nu instead. Loud protests from Anderf son and Tucker. Sister E. Galt suggests a party for all four. Sister Dolan arrives lateg gives dollar sign and is admitted. Sister Booth returns from phone with request that she be allowed to become inactive. She states she hasn't the time as the boys won't stand for her absence on Monday afternoons any longer. Sister Patterson fined for wearing her roller skates in meeting. President states that Convention this year will be in Nevada so all Pi Phis can get the best possible beneht from the new gold rush. Pledges brought in on- carpet for throwing cigarette stubs in the loving cup. Sister Kenney delivers oration on 'LCur Pi Phi Sister, Mrs. Calvin Coolidge. Motion made and passed to get lifefsized porf trait of Sister Coolidge to hang outside window. Meeting adjourned because of nauseous odors from the Ship and Anchor. Delta Delta Delta Sister Anderson opens the meeting with a prayer Sister Hampson objects Sister Coltrane reprimanded for dropping to B in one subject Sister Hines commended for passing one subject Sister Hampson objects Sister Moberly accused of speaking to a boy Sister Roblee ejected for airing her views at wrong time Sister Croblebe suggests that every one pay their dues Is suspected that she wants to send a wire to Missouri These sweet young moustaches are irresistible we know Sister Ander son proposes Dean Reed and Madame Roth for pledging Dean Reed passes unanimously but Madame is rejected because it is remembered that she doesn t attend Y W C A every Thursday Sister ohns asks to be excused as she has a date Loud rejoicing from the chapter as per mission is granted Sister Hampson objects Sister Simmons announced ' .... . ' JT - H1471 that arrangements are complete for having a life sized portrait made of the scholarship cup after they receive it for the 999th time again this year. Sister Lindsay is elected new leader of weeping exercises in prepaf ration for rushing next summer. Sister Coltrane sang the national anthems, Just the Kind of a Girl that Men Forget. Sister Hampson objects. Meeting adjourns. Sister Hampson objects. ' Zeta, Tau Alpha y .Meeting called to order with the usual disorder. Sister Logan announced that the Sigma Nus were expecting the usual Zeta support in the horseshoe tournament. Sister Harper vaults in through window in abbreviated track suit, exclaiming Ain't I cute? No one laughed. Sister Draper unable to gain admittance because of recently acquired hair cut. Liepman Sisters are thrown out for making faces at each other. Sister Thompson makes an inspiring talk on The Newest Ways of Breaking Dates. Auto horn blown outside window. Sister Jones and Sister Logan rush to the window to see which one is wanted. Sister Jones leaves, taking Sister Atwood with her. Sister Logan calls out the window after her, i'Lucille, tell everybody not to tell anyone what I told you about him. Sister Price ejected for laughing at her own wise' crack. Sister Johnson takes the chair Cback upstairsb. Meeting adjourned. I Essay on Silence f1AI8l I . . ,w-,...... .an , F- I. llntelligenee Test QUESTIONNAIREA Why are you comingnto College? Give three good reasons- name of parents or guardian will not do. one? 2. Do you neck Cbe explicitj. 3. Do you know the cry and smell of a professor and hovv to dodge HELPFUL HINTS Rub, don't blot. Keep to the right. Please pay the cashier. Do not smoke here. Answer yes or no. Shake well before using. A Save your empties. M Eat more bananas. Use Listerine. Read Elinor Glynn. COMPLETICN ' 1. The delusion that one woman differs from another is called 2. A is a monotonous rest period. 3. I savv Helen Hull in a Ford coupe with -- 4. A --- pin means necking privileges. 5. A College --lv is a brief insanity. MATCH THE FOLLOWING CORRECTLY The Camel kid--Began to please in 1842. The Wrigley girl-Q-The lucky one in five. The Whitman's Chocolate girl?Alvvays after meals. The Palmolive girl-Has walked more than a mile. The Forhan's girl-Has satisfied millions. A The Chesterfield girl--Has kept that -schoolgirl complexion. I1-191 Multiple Choice I. The way to make a frat is CID be a trustee's son, C2D have a car, C3D make the football team, C4D be a scholar. 2. Drury College is CID a place where many people and some stuf dents are enrolled, C2D a coach surrounded by enthusiasm, C3,D forty acres of Christian atmosphere. ' 5. Kappa Alpha is CID a night club, C2D a restricted parking disf trict, C3D a brewery, C4D a bureau of information Cthat shouldn't get outD. 4. Liquor on the breath means CID drinking, C2D kissing, C5D cold. ARITHMETIC major premise-scholars are dull- minor premise-Delts are scholars- conclusion-therefore 1 ma. p-Chapel is the gateway of heaven mi. p-Heaven ,is warm concl. therefore: How many pledges did the Thete Kappa Nus have this year? CNote-only two sheets of paper allowed to figure.D - Derry plus Kimball 2? Van Dykes plus pretty girlsz? I Green cars plus red hairz? GENERAL INFORMATION I. Did the Delts ever get any good girls? 2. Is a Zebra black with white stripes or white with black ones? 3. Why do the collars of girls' fur coats always wear out first? 4. Why are Wilson's Fourteen Points like the Ten Command' ments of a certain Moses? 5. Make an outline of the history of Clement Bollman's love affairs. H1501 I A Quiet Afternoon At lfiaeulty Meeting CAS it never isb CPlease note that this is written as a mellerdrammerj Various members of the faculty are gossiping among themselves, as the president has not come in to call them to order. He is probably out playing golf, or in conference with some big business man who is trying to salve his conscience by endowing a Christian college. The professors are congregated in little groups. The quietest group is that of Miss Choisel, Mr. Skinner, Mrs. Sapp and John Browning. They are discussing the depravity of jazz music. Dr. Cribbs is telling his fellow playmates of science, Neal and Libbey, about his latest victim among the Cofeds. Cox is at one side, telling a slightly questionable story to Dagget and Dean Bennett. Benton is listening in, despite the reproving look on his countenance. Dr. Finkle and Thompson are insome mathematical question and Finkel is lost to all else. Meador is discoursing on the value of Building and Loan stock to an attentive audience of M. Roth, Dean Reed and Wald. The president enters. The band-Hail to the chief-blah, blah, blah, etc. The Pres. trapping on tablej--Order!! Miss Maxham CwisefcrackingD-Ham and-Cshe is thrown outj. The Pres.-We will be led by Dean Swift Cnot jonathanl in prayer. Dean Swift Cafter so long a timej-Amen! Pres.-An' now, ladies and gentlemen, what have we? I trust there has been no dissatisfaction in the past week, or deviation from our policy of a bigger and better Drury? Chorus Cslightly sarcasticl-Ch no, not one. Pres. funsuspectinglyj-Good-and now for more work. Gentlemen, I have a lofty ideal to present to you, to further advance our scholastic standing: I wish to abolish the athletic department, provide strict censorship for the Sou'wester and promote the Christian spirit of goodfwill by requiring comf' pulsory chapel twice a day. Now what do you think? E Skinner and Libbey Kas before instructedj-Yes. Benton, Cox, Davis fin one breathj-No! Davis-Abolish my department after all my careful training of those young dumbfbells so they could stand wearing shoes? Never! QBursts into tearsj . Cox-Gentlemen, as Pat Henry once wisefcracked, Give me liberty or give me death! CI'Ie perched himself on the back of his chair and hitched up his trousersj Now, Mr. President, an attitude of coercion would only Lisij turn the students against you. We do not wish a student body devoid of any spirit. - . Mr Benton-Mr President, I demand the right of free speech. I stand firmly against brutal force and 'for peace. I demand enforcement of the Volf stead act, the restoration of Haiti and Columbia to the natives and womenis rights. h M. Roth-Vive Mr. Benton! Mr. President, I'll have you know I speak five languages, and besides that, look what an enormous turnover I have. l h You Americans are laughing at France for arming-What wou d you ave done if it hadn't been for us in 1918? I view with alarm the German nation. I I Her militaristic spirit has never been stamped out. Take arms at once. The Pres.-Ladies and Gentlemen, please keep on the subject. What do you think, Dean Reed? A Dean Reed Cprimlyj-I favor a school strictly for girls belonging to the Y. W. C. A. and who intend to become missionaries or Sunday school teachers. Dean Bennett-Now, as I was saying-now let's see-just what was I saying+ Cox-That reminds me of a story. o ith the women CDean Reed and Miss Thrasher hide their facesj. N w it seems this fellow Byron had a way w Pres. Cfirmlyj-Do I hear a motion to any effect at all? Libbey and Skinner-Yes. Cox and Benton Cshoutingj-No! fAnd matters are just exactly as they were.j Pres. Cto himselfj-I'll fix that with a letter the next time-I leave, an' it's gotta be soon, to avoid that other important decision. Cox-Say, I went fishing the other day and maybe I didn't catch some big ones. After all, therels nothing like nature to make a man fit. I would propose a walk to every one of you. Yes, take the air. Pres.-I deem it scarcely feasible to prate of nature in such Wordworthian accents. Skinner and Libbey-We don't either. The Pres. Csotto voicej-Good, boy! At least I have one supporter. QThe other profs wear garterless hose in approved collegiate fashionj Skinner-Say, Pres., how about a little money for the music department? We need a couple of new organs. Pres.-Well, I expect you'd better sell season tickets for some musical artists. Of course, the artists we sell them on won't come, but we can sub' stitute for themg the students will never know the difference. Davis-Nix-say, pretty soon this will be Drury College, annex to the Music Department. Where that money should go is to the athletic depart' L1521 1 Zi 2 Q02 QQ. . SKA gg? , 1 N ii I , J 4 F I5 Fx vo ' 'V . .4 - IIE- -,T Jg Li. -.,',. ,5 ,,,, ,. I Vi r 1 ' Ig? A f nv , ja., XL., ' I... Q , , up Q., Q my mf I I :gg HI Li .I4f, .gn I ,QIILIA I I' 5' 4 I fl .QSIQI II'3s 55II IIEQIIIIIT I-'QW I IW Icig' R .gf I Iva 1 Q53 I 5. I IMI A life' fi IW, IIQ1fp7I its ff' I .VI If 1364 is fi 1 ,e I -.- 4,,. ..,..............A.-.Qs , .-..,. 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Cgetting in on the band -wagonj-Yes, we do need more teachers, as we are so handicapped. Libbey and Skinner-Yes, we do. Pres.-And now let us go on with our meeting. Prof. Meador has a paper on the value of sarcasm in teaching college students. Meador-The point is that a college student ,should know. We come to college not to learn what's in text books, because all that will change, but to form habits. A student willcarry the habits he forms here into later life. If one was to give the sort of answers I hear every day in my classes in a big eastern university, the students would stamp their feet until he left class. Often when you shake a student up a little, he will try to come back. I conf fess it is my chief charm. - Thompson-Cut yourself another piece of cake. i Meador-I am always glad to retire when someone else wishes to conf duct the class. CThompson swoonsj And now, how about selling you boys some Building and Loan stock? Protects you in your old age. Finkelellll take some-has anybody got change for a twenty? . Chorus-Don't be silly. The President-Gentlemen, you forget yourselves-we must not forget our duty to the younger generation, nor falter in our task of leading them to a higher and more Christian atmosphere. Skinner-No we must not-we-Che is checked by the dangerous look from Professor Coxj. . Daggett-All the same, Prexy, how about them books? Benton-Mr. President! I view with dismay the present condition of things. The saloon must go. Always I will oppose any restriction of right. CI'Ie jumps to the top of the table-Cox and Skinner are below, almost at each other's throats. Everything is in a turmoilj M. Roth-Vive la France! Downuwith the Germans! Dean Bennett-Gentlemen, quiet yourselves! I suggest arbitration. Let us all be good little boys. A Cox, Cribbs, Benton, Meador-Never!!! CThe president is carried out.j CCURTAIND - V f153!J Cnr' Private Life CBeing the Calendar of a Campus Cynicj College! Nothing like it in the world-lucky world! Especially do we hail the first few days at the opening of school. Then a spirit prevails that is seen no other time-even being back at forty acres of Christian atmosphere feels so good it hurts. ' New girls, tittering, are seen here and there-shy at first, but casting arched looks about, seeking prey for future ravaging. Professors here and there, murmuring the flatulent Glad to see you, er- Mr. er-- I Excited freshmen-their cheeks yet aglow with youth-what illusions they are getting! i Fraternity boys, holding frantic whisperings, still playing in all seriousness the childish game of Enie meenie, rneinnie, moe. The music hall, where Sr75,ooo was sunk to give some one a chance to howl to their heartls content without being arrested for disturbing the peace. Very conf scious in its newness, is Thompson Hall, ordained seat of the Muse, and very much wondering what it's all about. Mr. Meador, wanting all to take social science-pardon us-history and economics, and nothing else. I The cash register tinkling merrily-a broad smile on Lichliter's face. Old students-new. Much effervescent conversation-indefinite and unimf portant. oh, hello there! T --yes, a great life! - ik Pk Pk Ili Sept. zo-The president lost no time in' doing the usual type of saponaceous welf coming address, assuring us that Drury was ours- Her institutions, her ideals, and her customs -Qand all for the price of seventyfiive dollarsl and that we were hers. . A Sept. 241MCt the new Dean today. A smiling, fat, goodfnatured, easyfgoing, blufhng 'man-he should have been a Chamber of Commerce secretary. Sept. 29-Wish Dean Skinner would lead some hymns we know-the combined tenorfbasso is sorta weak on these unfamiliar numbers, but when we strike an old reliable like When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder then we are right. Oct. 4-Fraternity man at last! After worrying along a misfit, Sigma Tau Delta did the uplifting act and made us one of the brothers Creek-social success now assured. Oct. 7-ODS of the most pleasing things about the new Dean, sure to endear him to those enthusiasts of Morpheus, is the way he sleeps in chapel. With anf 1:1541 nouncements over, the speaker well launched on , What's the Matter With the Colleges, the Dean will close his eyes and peacefully and tranquilly go to sleep. A little shake-and he is with us again-for a time-as the sand' man is his undying foe-and usually conquers. Oct. Io-Eogerty, the elder, easily wins the recognition of the cynic as the most talented bluffer in school CNadal exceptedj. Graduating this year, playing football and carrying twenty hours, besides tending court to the dozen or so ladies, will task even his powers However, getting praise from both Meador and Benton in one day, and by a recitation from an open book, is mighty good- mighty good. Oct. 19-Number of light colored silk knees seen in balcony today-17, number of knees nicely enclosed in black silk, 8, number o knees showing cotton hosiery-ha, ha! ' Oct. 28-Well, we won one of those umoralf victories-the kind where the other team makes the most touchdowns, butof course we outplayed them-however, we got all the bad breaks. ' t Nov. 1.-There are those, among the faculty who do not hail Alma Mater as they should. Most of the reasons why freshmen return home are one hundred per cent tenor on the chorus, but there are wicked ones who do nothing but look pained when we pledge our loyalty to ole Drury. Nov. Io-Is there an institution hit up more often for contributions than college? Today -it was the starving Greeks that needed aid and assistance, but as we had a date tonight, only seventyffive cents, and as all our friends were dodging all approaches, we decided to let them starve. A Nov. 15-Faculty contest ballots out today-faculty anxiously awaiting results, especially our dear president, who conveniently forgot the staff's announce' ment. Well, our righteous executive, the contest was a success anyway- so laugh that off. , Nov. 17-Hi lights of English as she is spoke-from a chapel speaker: Not nothf ing at all very much. I Nov. 19-Sister Evelyn, president of Z. T. A. CZeta Trifling Annesj, opened the chapel program with Sister Eleanor, who read, God bless her, all about somef thing that Katie said she wouldn't, but it seems as if she did. Well, they all do. Nov. 22-And while we are not thinking of anything important, and before we are cut dead by dear Brummitt, we must tell you about the Delta Chi dance. Class in fact-Micky Marcell's orchestra, and the music was pretty. None of the actives carried off any dancing prizes, but a large evening was had by all. Nov. 24-Hooray!! Vacation with all that it means. Eats-oh, boy-turkey, hot mince pie, chicken, pumpkin pie, fruit cake-and another order of the same. Time to read some good books and the green magazine we have been neglecting. Time to have more than two dates a week-get to stay late, too- have all next morning to sleep. just AINfT it a grand and glorious feelin'? 1:1551 1 2 ' jj . 41 v l A 1 g 1 li v iv J! ...g jan. j Feb i Feb l Feb A Feb .il 1 Dec. ji Dec. i f jan. l jan. t 15-Darn good talk by Meador today. He would easily be our favorite lecf turer if he didn't get us so told-but how he does that! A 17-Due to the overflowing goodness of President Nadal's Christmas speech, Dean Bennett was again overcome with peaceful, angelic, satisfied sleep, and dozed serenely thru Dickens' Christmas Carol. We do hate to mention the Dean's weakness so much, but he sleeps with such charm, such grace, that he merits the admiration and envy of all. 5-First chapel today-welcome back, and all that sort of thing, with the president doing the usual bananafoiling. 11-Al Mayden told in great detail his nobility in quitting smoking 'iseveral timesl' as Al himself admitted. It was for the sake of Ole Drury, and to win a sweater for Al. Too bad that he falls into wicked ways after the training season, but Al said the habit had just got him down. 19-Another selffappointed soulfsaver came to make us wonder as to the intelligence of evangelists in general. About all we derived from fifteen minutes frothing at the mouth was that the second Luther certainly was one whale of a fellow-by his own admission. Not being nasty, or anything like that, but the cynic thinks that he interpreted P. C. to mean Preach Christ when it really meant plow corn, 3-Benton made it clear today that the chief quality of a 'diplomat was to be a good duelist and a heavy drinker. Johnnie Woodside enrolled for courses in fencing and sharpfshooting. 4 8-Trustees going to meet here soon, sure-windows being washed, floors swept, and even the campus refvamped. A 14-Our college celebrated St. Valentine's Day by singing L'America - Professor Benton was especially strong on the chorus. 22-K. Afs gave evidence of their hundred percentism by waving Cld Glory in the breeze all day. j ' Mar. 6-Goss certainly has a good' opinion of his own methods-voted for himself as backfseat artist. How about it-any of you scores that should know? Mar. I6'R6V. Drake tore his hair over the fact that the modern generation is jazz drunkl'-now don't you feel Wicked? All our lives have romance, and we must keep this-why even Dean Ruthie might have a past-she looks romantic. Mar. 25-Hail the junior prom! Best dance of the year-to the juniors. But really we did have balloons strung all about, joe Haymes and His Music, and a pretty girl-so what more could you ask? April 1-The freshmen were big enough ones today without calling attention to it. l l April II-MHdHmC Roth can also throw some of the boys, as we had an opportunity rl to witness. The Madame Cand she is proud of that namej would rate higher with us if we didn't feel so much like worms after one of those tongue' lashings. ' l l f156j 1 l AB E 2 'L lf V ll 5 ZW April 14-Easter vacation looming up-yes, we're goingito get soft-even now we are consulting our minds and pocketbooks as to whether to send flowers or candy. April zo-Dr. Cribbs, handsome Lothario of Pearsons, has decided to let nothing be put over on him. With the publication of Dr. Cox's book, and incidentally its selling to students, he has decided to dash off a biology text himself. The only way we can prevent this thing from becoming an epidemic is to raise the professors' salaries. April 29-Now, Mr. Meador, we are going to get to you. Mr. Meador is one of those boys Ctho you would never guess itj who delight in getting someone told. Itis almost cruel to hear an attempted recitation, and then witness the massacre following. With relish Mr. Meador will turn all his irony on the unfortunate, and pick him to pieces-slowly, deliberately, finally. All the class laughs-until their turn. We even think the caustic professor would be disappointed with a correct answer-then his thunder would be stolen. How he does delight in those wellfmeant but erroneous statements, pointf ing out flaws with such classics as these: The point is, Mr. Bollman, that a college student should know, and If you would make that statement in a big university the students would laugh you out of class, and Very clear- you say that a land tax is a tax on land-well, Mr. Tennis, you could say that a tree was a tree, but that would not tell us what a tree wasf' Sometime that man will make a slip-and then will we knife him or not-ah, the joy of getting Meador told-told with all that command of vitriolic sarcasm that is his. Unfortunately, we are not that good yet, but some of these days- May 9-Ah, boy, this spring weather! Warm, caressing sunshine, a smooth road ahead and the motor running sweet, the girl at your side, looking her best- well, why not smile? Haven't we got old Omar Khayyam beat a mile? May 16-Boys and girls, do you realize that school is almost over? What time there is left must be spent in cramming for exams, rushing around bidding everybody goodfby, packing up for home and a real feed. And maybe some of us will forget to remember-absence makes the heart grow fonder-of the other fellow or girl. But laugh that off-havenlt we had yesterday? I May zo-Well, we could tell about the senior weeping exercises that are to come, but it's time to ring down the curtain and close with one last wisefcrack. It's been a great old year and a real joy to workon the Sou'wester. We probably haven't any friends left, but we can at least be martyrs. And so-that's all there is is, there ain't no more. ' Ch, yes, condescendingly said the literary editor, many years later, when he was much sought after Cmostly by bill collectorsj, Well, now,tin 1927 I made my first bid for fame-and last. I was editor of the 1927 Sou'wester--, and with a sigh the congregation sank softly to their knees to once more ask forgiveness for that boy who admits that he's Wilbur Blanke. Famous last words: FINIS. f157 1 Activities Fully Supported ut Drury College And what is more, we wish it distinctly understood that we consider each and every son or daughter of any professor or trustee a perfectly nice person. lf158j H1591 ' 1607 f1G1j S 16-1 9 Y i Y i 5 1 , I x N ' i . I 5 i f 51653 1 4 4 44 4 4 r 14 4 44 4'4 44 N 4 4 Now Yml T644 Une!! 4 W,W.Q,31f-:C2774-M. M4,,,,,e ' . H 4 ' 4aM,,,,., . - U 4 4 '5'04TG 6'0 Lui + 4 QM., 'wtkwdwwk 0.1-ML..Q - :UM 5.4 ' ' I : 4 S 1 4 ' ,1 'I , I! 4 E4 4 44' '444 , 4 W 'WW' '7W MX 40477 Qdzvwwf-Pr 444 4 9 LW. 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The athletic sec' tion, record of Drury's marvelous season, was portrayed by Mr. Loy Davis, who was handicapped by having to write, not speak, One reason for Mr Blanke's being bothered and being so bothersome was his associate in the literary depart' ment, lMiss Margaret Galt. In the Financial Way Mr.lMorris Carnsey managed the annual to the extent of two new suits and three boxes of candy Cfor Miss Kenneyj and also will prob' ably manage the annual into a hole. He was quite ably assisted in this by Mr. Andrew Howard. , Charge all mistakes appearing in the copy to Miss Colleen Kenney, typist. If any pictures are mounted wrong blamelit on MissiMildred Wellshear, who aided the editor in this task, and lastly, blame the small number of annuals sold to the Junior Class, who assisted the staff in the campaigns waged. By the way, Mr. Walter Thompson loaned us a Sou'wester, but charged rental for it. r We acknowledge further being burdened by certain of the faculty, notably Dean Bennett, who was brutally strict in his capacity of adviser. Also much advice was forced on the editor and Mr. Carnsey by Dr. Nadal, Professor Libbey, Benton and Cox. . Hence one can see after a perusal of the above that it is remarkable indeed that a Sou'wester was published, especially when one remembers the chief burden of the book, the writer of this. Shall I get soft-well-thanks to all who have helped in the work, especially those mentioned above and lastly thanks to Cod-the job is over. B. C.G 11611 Did You Ever Talgea Ulileavy ' Datew to Haitveyls F after the dance and discover you only had fodrfhits in iyour pocket? Well that'S the Way We felt When We started V this thing, but thanks to these gentlemen listed below We 8 A almost feel nOW like tipping the Waiter. ' LLOYDS J A LIPPMAN BAKING CO. 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