Drummond High School - Drummonda Yearbook (Drummond, MT)

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 244 'PwfiAecy As I was traveling on my way to the Moon, I approached the Boom Town, Drum- mond, which grew from 500 to 5, 000 in two years. I switched on the radio in my 1960 streamlined jet Cadillac and what should I hear but station D. H. S, coming to me from Drummond, Montana. Much to my surprise, who should I hear as announcer on this program but Mr. Foss, who is using as his commercial a relief for chapped hands, his own invention, atomic-chemic-cure? remembered Mr. Foss as Senior Advisor and also as the chemistry, physics, and biology teacher. This is D. N. B. C. at Hall, Montana bringing you the annual Angus sale conducted by Arthur Allen Bowls, Jr. who owns the biggest ranch in the world. His ranch covers most of Eastern Montana. Arthur spends most of his time on Wall Street in New York City operating several big businesses. We will now hear from G. N. B. C. home of the largest college in the western United States. Who do we hear broadcasting but Dean of Men, Gerald Roy Crossman, Esquire. After he graduated from D. H. S. he went to Harvard, then to Yale where he spent ten years in research work and finally discovered the thing! After hearing from Professor Crossman, we will hear from Washington D. C. and Loretta Clawson who is the first lady president of the United Nations. After many years of hard work she finally succeeded in revising the Foreign Policy and we hope she will keep it working perfectly. Since my car was running out of gas, I decided to stop at ultra-modern gas station in Drummond. As I had my car serviced I found out that Dennis Willard McCall, better known as Tick owned a chain of filling stations, and that this was one of them. Tick, in a perfectly tailored suit, white shirt, and highly polished oxfords was checking on the cash receipts for the month. The five-figure profit column for the month pleased him immensely. He told me to go across the street to see two other old pals.