Driscoll Middle School - Ranger Yearbook (Corpus Christi, TX)

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sammy, Ap.-il 1, 1956 T H E P it A 1 P. 1 E P R E s s page 3 GENSEMER'S Where You Con Buy Your Christmas Clothes v . Ahead of the Crowd h' Scoop Ol i f , 'u , 1 ,J if-seek, lx A, 3 1 .. Irxfivx V I 4, it -' fi My I Q'- , 1. . I 1 X ty KN ,EN U . foe afler the race, still full of pep mul energy, llfhen axlrerl about the meet, his intelligent The Week I saw Esau kissing Kate, The fact is, we all three saw. Cause I saw Esau, 'e saw me. And she saw I saw Esau. fStolen, but I don't know from whomj Story Without No Names There was once a Brown-eyed, Black-haired, Boney little boy named ov who had a little Green Byrd that he wouldn't sell for any Price. He fed it a Cherry and a Berry and some Bice and sat down on the Couch. Suddenly the Byrd became so ill that he was afraid it would die What The Girls Think About The Boys Vernelle Appleby-VVellI! Ruth VVarren-Do I have No can. say. to say? Sylvia Herrera-Goodness Grac- ious. N0 can say. E: LISIUHD snauoa Nl :: S.lVODll.l3d UO:l HDUVIS :: ISBHIIS alll :E auauaannvi 11aHs E: ':-l-l.-l-----l--.--..-I---I---ll-cs Margaret VVooters-They'lI do to drag on a date I guess, Sandy Harris-Ughl oy Stanberry-Do you want to get me killed? Josephine Flores-VVhat boys? Betty Carter-O.K. 'I supposed. As long as they're asleep. Jimmy Wells-I think they're cute U ,, and he would have to Bury it. K 1 ti mph was' BURP' L'Pretty Policy, he cried, I knew imc Swee I shouldn't let you eat that Cano :I-'-'I'- 'I'I' - '-'I'-'- 'ii .Blow l'1n ash'u'ned of youj 'IACME RAD' '- - 1 -, . - , ' ' - O 81 TELEVISION ' .naw ,'w lIll'lU imjllr MAO ULIAI beansfl He ran to the Faucett, lean- I'09I'I u0CI OU-ahualafl U1 lJf:IiI ed over the Tubbs, and drew some :I Radios Und T- V- X rl 0 'ALJ Cole water. but the Byrd was too CHECKED FREE :I uffllnf- PPVJ P009 U Dil .L MOH Vveekrsy to even lick a Stamp. ,: Between the hours of 'I and 3 I: 'l2.I0.I . I , . -I 'i f'ML'l t fd ll -Illllll Ill: lIlll,- -iulH,UlAl,lS-RV guixao Booiih. iilhnteil lib stiavcinhisa Cliiiiiilf I I I I ----I' I I I ---T I . . p EU T f1U'lZ'W at L5 15500 pion Byrd, In the Dim light he fell a who MOH-' IIS l-I' I .:0:JIg,N into a Poole and became lost in a Q ' 5 ' - f at as gi 5 E MEIN-.HBH MOA 8-CG UBL MHAA Vi ood. I blame my Self, he cried, 5 E 5 3 E 5 'SHGUM Y - v rvw v rw vvvv rvvvw vvvvvv : ? 1. 5 O :I E IUtf-U.Ifl8HIV ui luallfl 0,L MOH NEW SHIPMENT OF E 5 Z Z E 2 E 'Xnod IJIAIYG O 5. E Hsqaqsrl Burpoadg 'lilfj Ol s.CuAA HLLMMSNG BIREZEZGS LJ 5' Tri Q Ig E E 'Joiluq er QQ -- . -I In 3 4 U 5 ' . .I ., Z 5 -pg uqof-:plug is quid ol MQH 5 Lu D Lu g , B 3 U1 : Alelqlq III Du OSE FOOD MARKET E E U, E E E I i S 00 AAQ though he wasn't ordinarily a Cryer. Q Q ll sl N I May never get there. But a 2 Q Tilt- friendly Barber showed him a chemi- 5 ' : Driscoll Beats cal Plant where there was at phone. 013618 Sapwqo - - The sun's Reyes were setting and Ja Ewaol E Oak In the Doctor raised Cain about the late il IS pug T k M it hour. Vl:hy can't you wait until to- lauanw Salbleqg rac .et lVIox-row, he asked, That would be 0-no Emu Driscoll track team went to the neither VVise nor Wright, Joe said, P A N i id Olympics to have a dual meet with 'Tm afraid my Polley is about Deo at IH Oak Park HB team, The events Dris- Dunnf' if N W9 coll took were: After examining Pulley, the Doc- Sims Apml' 16-Ton shot put: Miss Roberts, 53 tor said he was all VVright but was SSO amuo yards. having trouble with his teeth. K'VVhat Sq 'ao gg Pole Vault: Riamrti Owens, 1+ fat. will 1 dart, the boy C1-iefl, The DOC I' 'H ' I High Jump: Cappi Adams, I9 feet. tor picked up a Sharpe instrument, GMO iq I Broad Jumy: Mrs. Fikes, 109 yards. looked down his Roman nose, and um Hn' 120 Hurdles: lVIr. Parish, 1 second. said, Pulliam, of coursefl I I H P 'FI E ILE uauutl .CBAJBH illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg Xmqums ,Of 5 BUDDY WHEELIS E Saldnog E Mr. McLeool's Little Helper E dH-P3X1w ol 1' HIDES TANNED FREE! Z ' ilIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIllIlllllIllIllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllii SRMSHV 'SKOEI-dollslfzl it-I9ddI5lSn 'SHSIJ-mo KPPHH 'doiuau-Jalfiq pleaef 'e.xqa2IV ui +V-sueqog epualg :iraq P61-GDKBD qieaeg 'IItTlg.IF?--SIQSBAA turf 'pueq gal uo .mis-uoiuxpelg alyoag 'aouaiog ur sisai-pooBs0 'SJW zrteq Buor-.iasleuraoqg epuiq '.u!5Il9l'PI9?J3uIP9EI -193'-IIS 'spnq Surqoiem-uuuiaaag puelafj 'LIS -unq Buiaq siemle-uotuxpelg Xpnf 'maui jo Mag e are e.1aH 'euo seq auo.f.ra,xH dq.zeurepe.u .moit s61eqM sxlmuiopeml snowed Daffy Dictionary Definitions Ajakerpos-another word for stink- er. Mbacseeta-a completely proper word for the noun egghead. Pkoftuayer-the gentlemen's term used in social circles for nitwit. Sapkasut-the woman's term while at a knitting session: for blabber- mouths. Eoshgoopful-when gathered at a formal dinner, a word for indigestion. Beoafalperyel-what you say when you want to say bum. Ieaopackafully-another work for a cool kitty. Copaberablerfou-a Woman'S new mink coat that's really rabbit fur. Fobalcapuakles-a new work for diamonds that are really glass. Duberbilleyopes - what fashions are called by broke husbands after wives have been on spending ram- page. Galpoellycrumbless-the bookie's excuse after a bad day. Idopifalgas-a cheater on a test who has been caught red-handed. Hoppalmopangiel-a bopper caught without his suede shoes, turned-up collar, and slouch hat. Lapboepalef-a fisherman whose big one got away. fall the timej Koahsaperbeal-boy who hands his straight D report card to a mad fa- ther. Naboraskly-the Mighty Casey who strikes out with bases loaded and two outs in the last of the ninth in- ning with his team one run behind. Joe Biclcers Wiiis Track Meet Yesterday, July 34-, 1969, Driscoll's track star, Joe Bickers won the an- nual track meet, which took place at Smelly Barns Senior Kindergarten. Joe defeated Boy K.ilIer's star, Bonnie Moss, by 3 hours, 72 minutes. The track was the longest since 1801, 10 yards. Joe will compete in the Junior Toe-Twinkler's Annual Toe Twinkl- ing on July 33, 1990. Let's all wish him luck. Contgratulations, Bonnie.

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Page 2 ilI lll THE PRAIRIE PRESS Sunday, April 1, 1956 THE DOC' TALE PRAIRIE Whatis this we hear about Edwin Williams and .lane .Plimper being seen together here lately? . . . Sue Mason and Bobby Williams are sure going strongn It makes ten months now, that theyive been going steady . . . Donna Joe Perry went to the dentist the other day. And now she isn't smiling, why no teeth . . . You know Claud Ellen Hill's long black hair? She cut it off and dyed it blond. Can't even tell the difference, either . . . What's this about .lane Pinkerton and Glenda Roberts? They seem to be having a lot of fun in art . . . 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I'll Go Away-But not until I get S5 for that A plus in Algebra. fBy the way, this is dedicated to Glenda R0be.rt's parents, from Glenda Rob- ertsj. stuepv 1ddeH 910g uuv 9119 ueu1i19o1g Xpnf A' ' ' Josuodg 11918 BIIISIIJSAPV 'oue 991.100 L38 13.10 'u9M 4.19 uet DP l N 'El cl 9 IP IO 1003 1611951 'e.1.19H .idnog 'qooog AIQQQH '11e1r1911L1A11 911993 IISMOO MIQIH 'i - ' SJBQOIQ 901' '- -' u0s91ppoC1 uuv SIHW 141195 --'--'-4' po.1.10N eueueg ' 19s.191A1 A101111 s.191.1od911 .NHIPEI SLIOCIS 1UB1SISSV 10111151 s1.10cIS 101119111 K1919oS 1989119111 ss9111sng1 10111111 111e1s1ssV 1011113 BARQ'S Now for Scale in INVISIBLE BOTTLES E E 1............-.-..-..1...........................- --nu Nuttyshell News Boy found locked in locker after three days . . . Leland Freeman and Freddie Cuevas found stranded on top of Driscoll Gym after spending a lovely week-end watching birds . . . Ginger Bedingfield wins motorcycle race from Driscoll . . . Mr. .Parish 11 t.iep11o1.1-M9131 s1dope 11o9s1.1G ' ' ' 141111991 1110.11 1191rzM1s1.1M 19102 s9A199 -9.1 1919913 111111u .t.191vE1 ' ' ' SHCIILIHI -og pameu 11.1041 M9111 1110.11 IOOLIDS u1 .19t19991 121119319 M9111 ' ' '1z1.191 vvvvvwvvvvvrw--rvw-rwvv Special Sl Per Arm Load for Groceries Provided Your Arms ore Srncill Enough INGLE'S GROCERY -9199 11o9s1.1Q .101 9599119 u99.15 10 XIII -dns t1s9.11 1111.11 uo0u1 u10.11 su1r119.1 is Be Kind to Bugs Week. Bravo for Driscoll . . . Three-day holiday for Driscollites while skunk parades through halls . . . Exclusive! Ford Thunderbird seen digging worms in Driscoll school yard . . . Driscoll Principal and Assistant Principal caught in hot game of dice by Stu- 'si1911 2i11pe.11 u0sp.1et1911c1 191113 s.19.C1A1 LIOBOO S411 '1u9p11ods91.109 SMSII .mo 111011 9Sess9u1 e 1191119991 1sn1 9111211 911A 111eAA-u1XB 9111 111 fiU1'.II?6l1 119911 911911 9M Su1.19u11ue11 SII11 sL1a11M ' ' ' 1u9p1s9.1d 119111103 111911 gn n-:nunnun.nnnnnuuuunnnunnu-ui New Shipment of 1 FRESH EAGLE EGGS Speciol ot 53.29 Each E. B. Foon sronesg !-.-.----.---.----I-ss-..---Inns...ls...----.-1-.-.-.-...-.2 Attention, All Buttrefly Loversl We have a new boy's club here under the sponsorship of Miss Nixon and Miss Wood. They call it The Butterflies Anonymous. They held their first meeting at Oak Park Clots of butterflies therej April lst. The main purpose of this worthy club is to prevent cruelty to butterflies. They have 337 boys enrolled. CDidn't know this many boys were interested in butterfliesj lt's a non- profit organization. The officers are as follows: President-Jinnny Wells Vice-President-J oe Weaver Secretary-David Bremer Treasurer-Tyrone Wenger Reporter-Dubbie lVIorris0n Butterfly Net Keeper-.lim Weeks Algebra trilces Again This year at Bob Driscoll has been the most successful year ever in Dris- collfs history for Algebra students. On-ly one Algebra student has failed the course this historic year. It was, of course. Vernelle Appleby. Students who made A pluses included three- f0lll'l.llS of Nfrs. Barber's classes. The rest of the students made A's, all except for the one. We dicided some- thing should be done about this great year so we interviewed some of the famous A plus students. Here's a few of the interviews. James 'Wells-It was a snap. Beverly Coucl1- .... ever gave it a though. Gerald Creel-lt comes naturally with me. Mary Mosel-I sit in back of Ger- ald. CThat explains it.J Jim Weeks-Apples are Mrs, Bar- ber's favorite fruit, CI-low does that fit in, Jim.j 05' Stanberry-I always run off the tests for Mrs. Barber! CYou wouldn't cheat-would y0u?j Leslie Lacy-tHe was too stunned to speakj. Betty Killeen-I have a fountain pen with the same color ink Mrs. Barber uses on report cards. CBettyl The only thing poor Vernelle could do was shake her head and muble. I didn't do it, I didn't do it. MAX'S SHOE REPAIR Where Every One Goes . . . 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P889 4 T H E P R A I RI E P R E S S Sunday, April 1, 1956 DONT WORRY . THUNDERBIRD If You Ccsrrt Afford o LEWIS BOGGUS WILL MAKE A SPECIAL EFFORT TO GET YOU A HORSE AND WAGON WITH DUAL EXHAUSTS AND AIR-CONDITIONED RUMBLE SEAT Crazy Sports Events Well, folks, it's a pretty dull day here at Yankee Colesium. The field is drenched in two inches of rain, the infield is fast and the area from home plate to the end zone is slow. This is a pretty sunshiny day, the sky is overcast, the wind is blowing very calmly betwen 55 and 60 miles, it is coming in over the center field wall across the fifty-yard line. We are assembled here to witness the final lap of the Mile Series uh- World Series. The teams are the Baltimore .Pigeons and the St. Louis Parrots. And heer they come! The teams have just come out of their respec- tive dugouts. Listen to that crowd, all sixty-three of them. And look at those uniforms, beautiful, simply beautiful, the Piegons are wearing bright green pants with pink shirts. The Parrots are wearing purple shirts and yellow pan-Oh! Oh! Matopsik left something in the dress- ing room. Ah, there he has got them now. Well the game is about to start, the pitcher winds up and there's the pitch. Poofery takes the kick on the twenty and rounds seconds. He heads for third-he's up to the fifty-yard line. It's been an interesting game since the first quarter, the innings have gone rather slowly. The Parots are leading by three touchdowns, four extra points, five home-runs, and two stolen bases. The Pigeons have five touchdowns, three extra points. and two field goals. It's the bottom half of the ninth inning, two out and fourth down. The Pigeons are up, it's their ball on the thirty yard line in the Par- rot end of center field. There's a line driver to the-and Crumbly hits off tackle. He's stopped in the-and the right fielder catches the line driv- er to end the quarter. This enables the Parrots to be Chumps-er Champs of the sixth ditch-diggers district. You think this story is crazy, wait till you see why it was written- It's Apron Pool! E.-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-JI-I-I-I-I-l.l.l-I-I--I-IE :a FASTEST HUB-CAPS ,- I: IN CORPUS CHRISTI :- ?'-l-l.l-l-l-I-l'l-l-l'I-I-I-l'l-I'I--I--I-InI Top Movies Of 356 . Count Three and Hold Your Breath With: Van Nuthin and Moanin Demon. HA tosry of Word Wax XI- it will distintegrate your heart, 2. f'Forever Freak With: Dizzy Ainold and Lousy Ball A wonderful story of a woman who just didnlt look right. 3. The Stranger Chewed Bubble Gum With: Ranoff Skipped 'LA story of a town that was triuhled with a man who put gum under the counters at the bar. 4. Rebel Without Applause VVith: Pinto Bean and Natty Would 5. 'fThe Seven Itchy Years With: Mmmmmmmm! and Tim Jewel A sentimental story of a lost dog. 6. Blackboare Jumble with Glem Buick A hilarious story of a gingham cat who fought with a stuffed dog. 7. The Lieutenant Forgot Her Shirt With: Tim Jewel and Mary South A tragic story of a man who was a failure. 8. The Man with the Silver Toe With: Skinny Opera and Ellen Stork A story of a man with a gold ring. 9. City of Goodmenn With: Gail Roberts and Marg' Strains A town with all good men 10. 'fGood Afternoon, Mrs. Love With: Different Moants M SUN PHARMACY Free Sodus When You Con Get Them! Free Water with 510.00 Purchase iLimited Time Onlyl BARNETT'S GROCERY Question And Answer Column Now we have a new column-The Question and Answer Column. Our questions are: CID How do you get rid of cooties? QQQ Where can you buy tooth enamel? C3j How do you water a lawn? ANSWERS: CU Have your wig cleaned. C21 H.E.B.-Drug counter. Q35 This answer is hhort and for boys only: a. Find some bright red shorts. b. Also find a yellow-green blouse. c. Put on your pink shorts and red blouse. d. VVash your ears. e. Comb your eyelashes. f. Put on your purple flats with the blue tassels, g. Put your hair in a poodle cut pony tail with an orange scarf. h. Walk out the front door. i. The water hose is in the back back through the house. i. Pick it up. Connect it to the faucet. l. It won't reach. Take it round to the front. m. No faucet. n. Take hose back to your neigh- bor. CIt's about time.j I sure hope you will send me more questions to answer. I sure enjoy it. fl-IaHaHahahahahaha, Yaaaaaaaaall Your neighbor, Belluve Asylum for T.B, patients? -go k. DATE HINTS 1. Never go with a boy the first time he asks you. Make him get on his knees and beg you. 2. Never, never, be ready when he comes, he really likes to wait. 3. Talk all through the show, he didnit want to see that Marilyn Mon- --oe show anyway. 4. Spend as much of his money as you can, that's what he got it for. 5. Keep the conversation going by talking about all the dates you've had with other boys and how much fun you had, he likes to know you're popular. 6. When he takes you home, jump out of the car and run in the house, tell him you're practicing for the track team. Required Subjects At Bolo Driscoll The following subjects are requir- ed at Driscoll .lr. Low for the school year 1999. 7TH GRADE Trigonometry ................ 2 Sernesters Pliysics ........................ QW Semesters Shorthand ........................ I Semester Also two electives which include Business English, Latin and Univer- sal History. 8TH GRADE Pool ........................................ All Year Gambling Lessons .......... I Semester Raising Goldfish ............ 2 Semesters Bop Lessons .................... 2 Semesters Two electives which: include Ditch Digging, fpreparation for the fn- turej, Shoe Shining, Wood Chop- ping. and Picture Framing. 9TH GRADE jtheed6turej Recess ................................ 3 Semesters Lunch .............. All Yaer C2 periodsj P.E. .................................. 2 Semesters Study Hall .............. ....... I Semester Rest Period ...... ,.... 2 Semesters Off Period .............................. All Year Wrestling Match Causes Ruharh On April 1, 195556 a big wrestling match was held in Bob Driscoll Stad- ium. A crowd of over 100,000 cheer- ed as Terrible Gil Parrish encoun- tered with Mack Baby Face Mc- Leod. It was three out of five fals. The first fall got by with Terrible Gil doing most of the damage, and winning the fall. As Baby Face had Terrible Gil in a double lock hold. Gil suddenly did a double flip, and landed on top of Baby Face. Winning that fall made him . , . EDITOPFS NOTES The reporter writing this story was hit with a bot- tle intended for the refree. Sorry, it turned out to be real good. I, Mrs. Barber would like all her:, .:students to bring their history and:: :uscicnce books to her classes begin--u l:r1ing April 3. They will take up:: ::these subiects briefly for the next.: :ntvvo weeks. :n 7 rl-...Il-'I---I--I-I-I.l----l-'l-.l- I o. Go in the house and watch The Nlorning Reporter.