Driscoll Middle School - Ranger Yearbook (Corpus Christi, TX)

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Page 2 ilI lll THE PRAIRIE PRESS Sunday, April 1, 1956 THE DOC' TALE PRAIRIE Whatis this we hear about Edwin Williams and .lane .Plimper being seen together here lately? . . . Sue Mason and Bobby Williams are sure going strongn It makes ten months now, that theyive been going steady . . . Donna Joe Perry went to the dentist the other day. And now she isn't smiling, why no teeth . . . You know Claud Ellen Hill's long black hair? She cut it off and dyed it blond. Can't even tell the difference, either . . . What's this about .lane Pinkerton and Glenda Roberts? They seem to be having a lot of fun in art . . . 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I'll Go Away-But not until I get S5 for that A plus in Algebra. fBy the way, this is dedicated to Glenda R0be.rt's parents, from Glenda Rob- ertsj. stuepv 1ddeH 910g uuv 9119 ueu1i19o1g Xpnf A' ' ' Josuodg 11918 BIIISIIJSAPV 'oue 991.100 L38 13.10 'u9M 4.19 uet DP l N 'El cl 9 IP IO 1003 1611951 'e.1.19H .idnog 'qooog AIQQQH '11e1r1911L1A11 911993 IISMOO MIQIH 'i - ' SJBQOIQ 901' '- -' u0s91ppoC1 uuv SIHW 141195 --'--'-4' po.1.10N eueueg ' 19s.191A1 A101111 s.191.1od911 .NHIPEI SLIOCIS 1UB1SISSV 10111151 s1.10cIS 101119111 K1919oS 1989119111 ss9111sng1 10111111 111e1s1ssV 1011113 BARQ'S Now for Scale in INVISIBLE BOTTLES E E 1............-.-..-..1...........................- --nu Nuttyshell News Boy found locked in locker after three days . . . Leland Freeman and Freddie Cuevas found stranded on top of Driscoll Gym after spending a lovely week-end watching birds . . . Ginger Bedingfield wins motorcycle race from Driscoll . . . 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Driscoll Principal and Assistant Principal caught in hot game of dice by Stu- 'si1911 2i11pe.11 u0sp.1et1911c1 191113 s.19.C1A1 LIOBOO S411 '1u9p11ods91.109 SMSII .mo 111011 9Sess9u1 e 1191119991 1sn1 9111211 911A 111eAA-u1XB 9111 111 fiU1'.II?6l1 119911 911911 9M Su1.19u11ue11 SII11 sL1a11M ' ' ' 1u9p1s9.1d 119111103 111911 gn n-:nunnun.nnnnnuuuunnnunnu-ui New Shipment of 1 FRESH EAGLE EGGS Speciol ot 53.29 Each E. B. Foon sronesg !-.-.----.---.----I-ss-..---Inns...ls...----.-1-.-.-.-...-.2 Attention, All Buttrefly Loversl We have a new boy's club here under the sponsorship of Miss Nixon and Miss Wood. They call it The Butterflies Anonymous. They held their first meeting at Oak Park Clots of butterflies therej April lst. The main purpose of this worthy club is to prevent cruelty to butterflies. They have 337 boys enrolled. CDidn't know this many boys were interested in butterfliesj lt's a non- profit organization. The officers are as follows: President-Jinnny Wells Vice-President-J oe Weaver Secretary-David Bremer Treasurer-Tyrone Wenger Reporter-Dubbie lVIorris0n Butterfly Net Keeper-.lim Weeks Algebra trilces Again This year at Bob Driscoll has been the most successful year ever in Dris- collfs history for Algebra students. On-ly one Algebra student has failed the course this historic year. It was, of course. Vernelle Appleby. Students who made A pluses included three- f0lll'l.llS of Nfrs. Barber's classes. The rest of the students made A's, all except for the one. We dicided some- thing should be done about this great year so we interviewed some of the famous A plus students. Here's a few of the interviews. James 'Wells-It was a snap. Beverly Coucl1- .... ever gave it a though. Gerald Creel-lt comes naturally with me. Mary Mosel-I sit in back of Ger- ald. CThat explains it.J Jim Weeks-Apples are Mrs, Bar- ber's favorite fruit, CI-low does that fit in, Jim.j 05' Stanberry-I always run off the tests for Mrs. Barber! CYou wouldn't cheat-would y0u?j Leslie Lacy-tHe was too stunned to speakj. Betty Killeen-I have a fountain pen with the same color ink Mrs. Barber uses on report cards. CBettyl The only thing poor Vernelle could do was shake her head and muble. I didn't do it, I didn't do it. MAX'S SHOE REPAIR Where Every One Goes . . . 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T e Prairie ess VOLUME IV CORPUS CI-IRISTI, TEXAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 1, 1956 N UIVIBER 15 I Cafeteria MCIIU I April 1 Filet of Sole told shoe, that isj Bay Run CCourtesy of Shell Bar- ber shoj Corn Pone and Molasses. Ehrimp Louis tlf Louis catches any shrimpj. Young Tom Turkey Qlf Tom has a watch-dog at his turkey houses, this item wil be missing from the menuj Cucumber Ice Cream with Chop- ped Raw Liver and Whipped Cream Bacon and Scrambled fYour choice of what you want scrambledj Barbecued Sparerihs CGot a spare rib, anybody?j ii8llllM e .Io-1 sup uioqe qugql 5,101 'unutuuuuH '.uen.C sup sn aixeal 01 Sugoi? o.uz 111111 s.1opu.13 111u1u arp .IOJ A'.1.1os Inaj o.vi 1.11011 'tio 'mo wqa annul JLUISIILII aM 'pauopgpuoo-.xie aq mm loolps E3I0lIM 0111 asmoo JO 'aoeds Bugouup Jo s1o1 pue ogsnux pool? 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'-Sports Editor's Notes: fBoys, a 1- '03 9-'U S-mluofl-myolll mo Sl l00ll95 female wrote this and to save you -'WW ll0l'9ll'9mWl -'ilmu- ls 5lll.L from this slander and so you won't 8 think too badly of the Prairie Press qof UEAJUD I snuck in a few notes when no one ' ' was lookingj. 1- ueld s.1a111ad11-:D -- L O I iatuclent Body lmpeaches Irving lt seems as David Irving has ueen making quite a showing in Student Uouncu lately. l-le's been doing some ot' the oddest things!! Vvhen ne gets up to make a report to the council he dances while going on with tus speech and that 1sn't au, ne sings 'l'utt1 li'1'Lltll,i between sen- tences!!!?1! 1-lonestly, Mr. Parish was in a tlzzy trying to reach AUSTLN. Also, 1 walked in the other day and poor David thought he was Davy liiberace. There wasn't anybody else in the room so he was sitting on one desk and running his hands all over another desk!? 1-Ie had six pencils stuck in the wall nearby too! Q1 guess they were supposed to be candles.Q OI course this got all over school and a petition was sent around and it was agreed that he be impeached from his position. Poor David is now locked in his bedroom and there's a little window for his food to reach him. Considering all this we are glad to report that Bob Driscoll school has been very considerate and has sent him so far two boxes of blocks, sev- eral rattlers, and of all things he ask- ed for a walking doll!! He got that too! Please do not take anything you read in this paper seriously. 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In tell- ing of his discovery Mr. Olsen, cus- todian, reported, We were plantin-g an acorn on the front lawn. Mr. Parish said he thought an oak tree would look nice there. We'd just dug a few feet when Mr. Boney, the shop teacher, came walking by and pick- ed up a piece of the rock we'd dug up. Well, he actually fell over it. We were stacking it up in the mid- dle of the sidewalk so we'd have it to fill the hole up with when we were through. Well, anyway, he knows all about rocks and he started yelling and jumping up and down and pointing at that rock. He kept yelling, URANIUM, URANIUM, URANIUM! and waving that rock around. He narrowly missed putting out my right eye with it and while taking cover I dug up a good bit more of the stuff. It just looked like a greenish rock to me. Mr. Smith, the mining expert who was called in to assay the value of the ore, plans to begin mining opera- tions within a week. All proceeds from the mine, which should exceed S100,000,000 a year, will be used for a youth center for the students. This youth center will be supervised by the students and each student will have a regular recreation period on his schedule at which time be may participate in any of the activities at the youth center, such as ping pong, dancing, tennis, or just enjoying the latest records on the juke box. Some doubt is felt in certain quar- ters about the value of this fabulous discovery. The ugly rumor is going around that a certain Driscollite va- cationed in Utah last summer and brought back a rock collection. To make it worse, this same student was seen standing nearby when the dis- covery was made, collapsing with laughter. Oh, well, let's hope the oak tree grows, anyway. dishes when you find you don't have money for both orders. You'll still have to dry them.J' Only two more They are that if a let her talk: when carry her lipstick She doesn't want up, fLet her talk, small suggestions. girl wants to talk, a girl asks you to and comb, do it. to feel cluttered but record it and .laululng nu, UIQ?-DH 01 11 0.11 nom Hoo 1.1q qog

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sammy, Ap.-il 1, 1956 T H E P it A 1 P. 1 E P R E s s page 3 GENSEMER'S Where You Con Buy Your Christmas Clothes v . Ahead of the Crowd h' Scoop Ol i f , 'u , 1 ,J if-seek, lx A, 3 1 .. Irxfivx V I 4, it -' fi My I Q'- , 1. . I 1 X ty KN ,EN U . foe afler the race, still full of pep mul energy, llfhen axlrerl about the meet, his intelligent The Week I saw Esau kissing Kate, The fact is, we all three saw. Cause I saw Esau, 'e saw me. And she saw I saw Esau. fStolen, but I don't know from whomj Story Without No Names There was once a Brown-eyed, Black-haired, Boney little boy named ov who had a little Green Byrd that he wouldn't sell for any Price. He fed it a Cherry and a Berry and some Bice and sat down on the Couch. Suddenly the Byrd became so ill that he was afraid it would die What The Girls Think About The Boys Vernelle Appleby-VVellI! Ruth VVarren-Do I have No can. say. to say? Sylvia Herrera-Goodness Grac- ious. N0 can say. E: LISIUHD snauoa Nl :: S.lVODll.l3d UO:l HDUVIS :: ISBHIIS alll :E auauaannvi 11aHs E: ':-l-l.-l-----l--.--..-I---I---ll-cs Margaret VVooters-They'lI do to drag on a date I guess, Sandy Harris-Ughl oy Stanberry-Do you want to get me killed? Josephine Flores-VVhat boys? Betty Carter-O.K. 'I supposed. As long as they're asleep. Jimmy Wells-I think they're cute U ,, and he would have to Bury it. K 1 ti mph was' BURP' L'Pretty Policy, he cried, I knew imc Swee I shouldn't let you eat that Cano :I-'-'I'- 'I'I' - '-'I'-'- 'ii .Blow l'1n ash'u'ned of youj 'IACME RAD' '- - 1 -, . - , ' ' - O 81 TELEVISION ' .naw ,'w lIll'lU imjllr MAO ULIAI beansfl He ran to the Faucett, lean- I'09I'I u0CI OU-ahualafl U1 lJf:IiI ed over the Tubbs, and drew some :I Radios Und T- V- X rl 0 'ALJ Cole water. but the Byrd was too CHECKED FREE :I uffllnf- PPVJ P009 U Dil .L MOH Vveekrsy to even lick a Stamp. ,: Between the hours of 'I and 3 I: 'l2.I0.I . 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But a 2 Q Tilt- friendly Barber showed him a chemi- 5 ' : Driscoll Beats cal Plant where there was at phone. 013618 Sapwqo - - The sun's Reyes were setting and Ja Ewaol E Oak In the Doctor raised Cain about the late il IS pug T k M it hour. Vl:hy can't you wait until to- lauanw Salbleqg rac .et lVIox-row, he asked, That would be 0-no Emu Driscoll track team went to the neither VVise nor Wright, Joe said, P A N i id Olympics to have a dual meet with 'Tm afraid my Polley is about Deo at IH Oak Park HB team, The events Dris- Dunnf' if N W9 coll took were: After examining Pulley, the Doc- Sims Apml' 16-Ton shot put: Miss Roberts, 53 tor said he was all VVright but was SSO amuo yards. having trouble with his teeth. K'VVhat Sq 'ao gg Pole Vault: Riamrti Owens, 1+ fat. will 1 dart, the boy C1-iefl, The DOC I' 'H ' I High Jump: Cappi Adams, I9 feet. tor picked up a Sharpe instrument, GMO iq I Broad Jumy: Mrs. Fikes, 109 yards. looked down his Roman nose, and um Hn' 120 Hurdles: lVIr. 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Pkoftuayer-the gentlemen's term used in social circles for nitwit. Sapkasut-the woman's term while at a knitting session: for blabber- mouths. Eoshgoopful-when gathered at a formal dinner, a word for indigestion. Beoafalperyel-what you say when you want to say bum. Ieaopackafully-another work for a cool kitty. Copaberablerfou-a Woman'S new mink coat that's really rabbit fur. Fobalcapuakles-a new work for diamonds that are really glass. Duberbilleyopes - what fashions are called by broke husbands after wives have been on spending ram- page. Galpoellycrumbless-the bookie's excuse after a bad day. Idopifalgas-a cheater on a test who has been caught red-handed. Hoppalmopangiel-a bopper caught without his suede shoes, turned-up collar, and slouch hat. Lapboepalef-a fisherman whose big one got away. fall the timej Koahsaperbeal-boy who hands his straight D report card to a mad fa- ther. Naboraskly-the Mighty Casey who strikes out with bases loaded and two outs in the last of the ninth in- ning with his team one run behind. Joe Biclcers Wiiis Track Meet Yesterday, July 34-, 1969, Driscoll's track star, Joe Bickers won the an- nual track meet, which took place at Smelly Barns Senior Kindergarten. Joe defeated Boy K.ilIer's star, Bonnie Moss, by 3 hours, 72 minutes. The track was the longest since 1801, 10 yards. Joe will compete in the Junior Toe-Twinkler's Annual Toe Twinkl- ing on July 33, 1990. Let's all wish him luck. Contgratulations, Bonnie.