Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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CORE I: C.-1. .. UP AGAINST THE WALL . . . The Hahnemann Blues Vine Street was a racetrack as I walked up to the curb. Some dude wearing earrings asked me if I needed any herb. I said, Thanks, but I been quittin', I don't do that any more, Cause I'm a medical student in the Class of '84. Then he grabbed my ass and squeezed it, He said, That's good to see, 'Cause l'm just a year ahead of you in the Class of '83! Chorus: I got the Hahnemann Blues! . , Q 5 My cadaver was wearin shoes, MCAT days are over, QQ Welcome to Captain Baggott's cruise! I L! 5- I was sittin' at orientation, my pen was runnin' out of ink, 524-9 While I was writin' down the number of the local campus shrink. 'I They said that l'd be a doctor, if I had the guts to stay, !' But the Ben Franklin bridge is only a half mile away! The upperclassmen told us there were nurses lookin' for A men, J But don't get no ideas, 'cause you're a freshman again! . , . . , :Qi The Glycolytic Pathway s got my head a friggin mess, . I got phosphofructokinase up to my xiphoid process. I was tryin' to remember what the deltoid inserts upon, When I went to slit my wrists my scalpel blade was gone. So I walked up to my window and looked inferiorally, Then I heard a voice from heaven sayin', Deltoid tuberosity! 20 NYQ' .. v 5 f ' nm, ,rw ., ,- 51 'fi I f,' Q. , OL. im

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Now this is my idea of medical school! lui Phase lll Clinical Trial Biostatistics' 8 a'm' New Chairman of the Department of Medicine ,J- H P 6 s Not another one tonight! 1 N

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