Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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10 THE NEW HAHNEMANN JOURNAL OF MEDICINE June 4, 1980 Subjects were then led to the innoculation chamber QFig. 141 and anesthetized by the soothing soprano of Dr. Ella Angstadt. As each subject drifted below the level of consciousness, the innocuous agent, H- 7, was distributed fFig. 151. The regimen included biweekly distribution of the virus. It became obvious that those subjects most susceptible to the lulling effect of the Sultry Siren were the first in line during distribution. The procedure continued over a nine month period. 1 Q ..... .. ......i.. , 1 .Q 1. gg fl , Lb' t a .i L, Z P .rx ' 1 ., Fa X, . z , 1 -.JA , RQ: 3.-:xqit ' .. it is . ' . et.af 1 lift., ff? ff' ff' W Figure 14. The Experimental lnnoculation Chamber Q I za Figure 15. The Apparatus Used to Distribute the Innocuous Agent RESULTS Optimal saturation was effected in 83'ZJ of the tissues CFig. 161. It is interesting to note that one subject, Larry Hop-Step- and-Jump, preferred self-saturation in addition to the rigorous experimental regimen fFig. 171. The ensuing viral infection manifested itself in a series of symptoms. The Squirrel Syndrome, the development of viral masses over the zygomatic arch, was noted in both subject and experimenter fFig. 181. Four months post-innoculation, a mutant strain H-virus, FUZZ-E, had manifested itself in 20'Z: of male tissues fFig. 191. The source of FUZZ-E was traced to J.D. Bagged-it, here shown extending his pilus preparing to eject the mutant strain into an unsuspecting host CFig. 201. In order to further study the mutant, it was cultured on the head of this anesthetized tissue fFig. 211. The strain was isolated and sec- tioned, and an EM of the virus was obtained QFig. 221. Figure 16A. Obviously Saturated l S 4 s , .'.:j3:.' i--L , g , Q, - f ' 'fi Y P f 1 5. - Ai I 1 Figure 16B. Not Only Saturated - OD'd Figure 17. I memorized Big Robbins in 14.5 hours straight!

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A ' Liu 1 lJL.1vlL.11 lk! Lkl PLL.. 7 METHODS A sample of 183 subjects was drawn from a pool of eager volunteers fFig. 91. Necessary steps were taken the first month to properly saturate the virgin tissue QFig. IOJ. Brain washing was achieved using the Crafts and Lehninger technique 119633 QFig. llj. Dr. Buck Sahhhphie contin- ued the process four times weekly with unequalled fervor fFig. 121. Levels of saturation were determined after the first month. Success was ascertained after 5095 of the subjects exhibited supra-saturation levels QFig. 135. J 3 XM' -,J --1, fx, 1 . , .4 sul , M W. .A - ' ' 133 , 2 1 x . ?.f1f-'iwzfkai 1' ' -zqgsi.-NAjit:-!1r,'f3l2Q?q:Tg t bu ' E , , X ,, ,ll .V Figure 9. We thought it was for Masters and Johnson g . A r . -sf- C0 X57 gm ,. ,, ,ff ,15 5 X f lg I . 9 .5 W ,' , G x y be 4? Y' SH-1. f ef V1 'i 5' , ,. , is ,A l Figure 10. And we're proud of it, too! Figure 12. All you need to know is what's in the book, what's in the lectures, what's in lab, what's in the jouranals median: 35 0 Qotn I 401.5 V1 I 145 + 4- C f 1 N 'O .3 D' xy + U1 ii' , O , , iiii 1 t t 0 l 5 I 5 5, ' Z : t t t - 1 t 1 4 , 1 , I L l0 '30 50 80 m0 do fg Figure 11. l've been worked to the bone Figure 13. Test Results, Anatomy Exam I

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OL 1 No- 1 H-VIRUS - DEMENTO ET AL. ' ' Y. :A Y . N - ,PJ f ' x I Figure 18. We heard there will be a short winter this year gp ,ggL.,, V v 1 5 I A . ingff ' ' ' A V . 'ft' ,.,,-V -in Figure 21. Excedrin Headache No. 6,542 . gg .' '1 Q s .11 :stiff .Q Figure 19. Bilateral Infestation of FUZZ-E Figure 20. Would you be up for a little asexual conjugation? 'Z l Figure 22. EM of Attacking H-Virus an-'l r -an W,