Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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8 THE NEW HAHNEMANN JOURNAL OF MEDICINE june 4, 1980 91 I'VYH sq my ..- ' - A , Shing g,,,d Figure 5. Dr. Kalia, Professor of Urban Planning Dr. Mad Madhu Kalia has kindly offered a brief explana- tion ofthe brain in her unique style QFig. 51: Picture the brain as a cabbage at the top of your body. This is good because if it was at the bottom you would have cole slaw fFig. 61. The brain's function can be compared to that of a cat. Actually, it is nothing like a cat, but I like cats. It is really more like a highway. The brain has some things which go in and some things which go out, and some interneurons in between. ,4,,,. H E fl .pf dd 'ev -.M 4 1 1 - 4 f . x A A s, , Q .....,f - . ,I 1 j.g.....- ... . Figure 6. Why can't l see the blackboard from here Our present study has been made possible by the great gener- osity of Ms. Lucretia Pastafazoola fFig. 71 who advanced us the money at the nominal rate of 185929 with the added stipulation that one of us crochet her chest. Also, some faculty members pitched in to raise some money CFig. 85. T lx Figure 7. Look, I think it stinks also. l Figure 8. Get a free girl with every bottle.

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Vol- 1 No' 1 H-VIRUS - DEMENTO ET AL. MEDICAL INTELLIGENCE QYXXNEMANN Mgolqg Q P' wwf THE EARLY EFFECTS OF H-VIRUS ON SATURATED BRAIN TISSUE PETER DEMENTO, PH.D., THOMAS JAVELIN, PH.D., AND E.T. DEVILAKOS, M.D., PH.D. HE problem of adverse side effects from saturation of brain tissue in first year medical students has long been recognized as serious QFig. lj. This study was instituted due to the fact that in spite of the increasing prevalence of symptoms , za Jrv. Figure 2. We really do love medical school the subjects remained unaware of their status QFig. 25. Even after repeated attempts to orient the subjects to their dire condition, their ignorance remained unchanged CFig. 31. One remarkable case CFig. 41 resisted all attempts to reverse his deteriorating condition. Figure 1. Chronic exhibitionism X Figure 3. Remember, in the male, androgens are made by a pair of glands this size Figure 4. Note the bilateral growth sprouting from his ligamentum nuchae

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A ' Liu 1 lJL.1vlL.11 lk! Lkl PLL.. 7 METHODS A sample of 183 subjects was drawn from a pool of eager volunteers fFig. 91. Necessary steps were taken the first month to properly saturate the virgin tissue QFig. IOJ. Brain washing was achieved using the Crafts and Lehninger technique 119633 QFig. llj. Dr. Buck Sahhhphie contin- ued the process four times weekly with unequalled fervor fFig. 121. Levels of saturation were determined after the first month. Success was ascertained after 5095 of the subjects exhibited supra-saturation levels QFig. 135. J 3 XM' -,J --1, fx, 1 . , .4 sul , M W. .A - ' ' 133 , 2 1 x . ?.f1f-'iwzfkai 1' ' -zqgsi.-NAjit:-!1r,'f3l2Q?q:Tg t bu ' E , , X ,, ,ll .V Figure 9. We thought it was for Masters and Johnson g . A r . -sf- C0 X57 gm ,. ,, ,ff ,15 5 X f lg I . 9 .5 W ,' , G x y be 4? Y' SH-1. f ef V1 'i 5' , ,. , is ,A l Figure 10. And we're proud of it, too! Figure 12. All you need to know is what's in the book, what's in the lectures, what's in lab, what's in the jouranals median: 35 0 Qotn I 401.5 V1 I 145 + 4- C f 1 N 'O .3 D' xy + U1 ii' , O , , iiii 1 t t 0 l 5 I 5 5, ' Z : t t t - 1 t 1 4 , 1 , I L l0 '30 50 80 m0 do fg Figure 11. l've been worked to the bone Figure 13. Test Results, Anatomy Exam I