Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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I ,ff ....s1 '7 Evangelakos Angelakos, M.D.-PH.D. G itfifi ,, A 5 joseph Torres, PH.D. 1 Madu Kalia, PH.D. vv' Ill ni'- ,, r' 15 5499 - You already know never to massage both carotid arteries simultaneously during a physical exam. One should never do which of' the following: 1. auscultate the Drostate 2. transilluminate with a iflic oi' your Bic' 3. inflate the BP cull' to check the jugular pressure 4. check the corneal reflex with your hammer 4,610 - Which ofthe following are associated with a full week andfor post-exam parties? 1. nocturnal dyspnea 2. nocturnal hemoglobinuria 3. nocturnal diarrhea 4. nocturnal unconsciousness -5611 - On a chart, WNL might imply 1. What, no lunch? 2. We never laugh 3. We need luck 4. We never look Ctherel 96512 - SOB stands for 1. stamp out bacteria 2. sorry, old buddy 3. the resident 4. an uncooperative patient who just threw you out ofthe room 44513 - The clinical science exam 1. was the only exam that messed up your hands instead of your head 2. was the only one I passed 3. was sponsored by Ajax erasers 4. was a golden ending to an unbelievable year Thus the year of 1973-1974 drew rapidly to a close with Pathology, Pharmacology, and the cessation of Psychiatiy and Medical Prob- lems. Had each of us changed in this year be- yond having increased our knowledge ofthe Basic Sciences? We had by this time fonned our opinions about the practice of medicine, patients, and Hahnemann. 11

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The time finally arrived when we must prove our prowess in physical diagnosis. What does egophauy of the heart mean in males? 9951 - Your first History and Physical 1. was palpably ridiculous 2. visibly distressing 3. percussably brutal 4. auscultatory not worth hearing about 5662 - During your first rectal exam, you 1. forgot your glove 2. instructed the patient to say 'Aah' 3. instructed the patient to squeal like a Pig 4. nearly prostated the patient 9993 - Peau diorange is not Anita Bryant's favorite perfume - True or False 9994 - A thrill is 1. not what it used to be 2. counting Montgomery's tubercles 3. best appreciated with the lights dim 4. being a freshperson 9955 - A bruit is tTrue or False? 1. Huey, Dewey and Lues lost brother 4196 - Which one of the following is the most life-threatening? 1. Frank edema 2. Frank heart failure 3. Frank Rizzo 4. Frank Netter 47 - In percussion, one should have the art of 1. Buddy Rich 2. Bruce Lee 3. Bruno Sammartino 4. The Tingler 48 - In investigating a Chief Complaint of tlatulence, one should 1. inquire into the patientis background 2. stay clear of the patientis background 3. order a Heinz test 4. Check for flash marks 10 .. ,sq-si iq . I I, S Burton Landau, PH.D. Vichazalhu Iralu, PH.D. Q L? .1 i S w .I ,jf . x aft .A Richard Cutekunst, PH.D. Albert Moat, PH.D. Il. 1

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Our spirit as a class was known as one of joviality, a certain loosenessg but with the ability to recognize important areas to be mas- tered, and to master them. We would have a summer to ourselves - conceivably the last free summer for quite some time. But our hurdle to ten weeks of 'livingi was the comprehensive exam, in the heat of mid-june. It would determine ad- vancement to the clinical second year. INSTRUCTIONS This two-clay exam shall be one third of your grade. Think carefully. Good luck - you will need it! 9951 - Bennyis was 1. Cheaper than Bonanza 2. so dirty, even the flies were ill 3. the altemative to Human Behavior lec- tures 4. torn down, yet Hahnemann stood 9652 - A core I question pertains to 1. fruits and nuts 2. bone 3. enzymatic differences in a three-toed snipe 4. core I material only 9993 - Smegma is 1. the axle grease oflife 2. a Greek fraternity 3. to be given IV 4. amgems backward 44 - Dewey 1. took Manila 2. sells toxic coffee 3. owns the decimal system 4, is the texture of the coffee 45 - To some physicians, iatrogenic means 1. a rash on his what? 2. you went where to obtain a blood gas? 3. what sponge? 4. call my lawyer! 12 .I .il Q frfg 'X r-44,1 ' ,H I U: Robert Alteveer, PH.D. Charles Snipes, PH.D. ,-.-. ' - ,.-.ffnr-P . . -J ....- 0 joseph Ponessa, PH.D. Ann Ambromovage, PH.D. 3 .