Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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1 L44 , --'- Amedo Bondi PH.D. . - Y' ,i 'M-ll '! I Q' Paul Saluk, PH.D. jay Hammel, PH.D. i 1 Y ' , ' xt-fi' 1- V no ' 1 -rv n 5- . I. Richard Crowell, PH.D. The most important part of our freshman year loomed ahead: examination of hospital patients. Before we attempted this ileecing of sick people, we had to undergo ll1ll1IlCIllilllll,S course on Clinical Science: a series of lec- tures by noted dignitaries in their field Ccan Bernie Segal do an imitation of trigeminy in a yellow-bellied sapsucke-r?J that went com- pletely over our heads because of their esoteric nature and their unintelligible deliv- ery COtero and the Eye womanj. Before we did a number on others, the leaders of our course felt that practice exams on each other would be beneficial. On Satur- day moming, in little cubicles, we examined the abdomen, some experienced this quite traumatically, facing a nun as a partner. The males in our class never did learn to examine a womanis breasts, but we all did pelvic exams on pastic models in a moldy room in the Hotel Philadelphia, making it seem ex- tremely obscene and somewhat illegal. More important than the acquisition of physi- cal exam skills was the mental maturity each of us had to experience in learning to deal with the human body. A physician enjoys the unique right to probe all the orifices of a pa- tient, the art of medicine is partly dealing with the patients' anxieties about that rape. More to the point, we learn how to deal with our own anxieties and guilts. A hospital is so very depressing and sterile to the patients Within, our first time in it, we felt more like a patient than did those unfor- tunate people we bored with endless lists of questions. Many of those patients recognized our insecurities and were wise enough to help us learn, others exercised their right of refusal. Oh yes - it happened to many of us when asking What brought you to the hospi- tali' that the response was a taxi-cabf, 9

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BIITQIKCJI ICJIJCJCIXY ffl - Ziehl - Nielsen 2. 3. 4. were hit men for Bondi in the 20,s is Moatis favorite scotch is a sauce for red snappers wrestled Sammartino forthe title 9952 - Penicillin 2 3 4 takes the danger out of being close is Jewish chicken soup causes allergic reactions in Ann and Phil Laxis may be the path of yeast resistance 43 - This person is not a volunteer for phys- ical exam of the liver: is what happens to a male after puberty A. Bondi 2. P. Saluk 3. A. Moat 4. R. Gutekunst PHYSIOLOGY 41 - It depends is greek for 'I dunno, 2. 9642 True or False 2 3 4 5 4993- 2 3 4 8 The Cephalic phase of digestion is best summarized by the following: over the lips and over the gums, look out tummy, here it comesn A culture medium allows you to talk to bacteria in the next world Conorrhea will give you a dishonorable discharge The wheal and flare is a type of Mum- mer's stmt The neuron of an immunologist might properly be called a null cell. A Bromolavage entails bathing the gastric mucosa with bromoseltzer works faster than seconal once tore his pants off is certain to bring up more than your lunch Hllllllllllll Illlllllll 'lllllil l Q Carol An gstadt, PH . D. Q, i f 17 Frederick Pairent, PH.D. Thomas Conover, PH.D.

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The time finally arrived when we must prove our prowess in physical diagnosis. What does egophauy of the heart mean in males? 9951 - Your first History and Physical 1. was palpably ridiculous 2. visibly distressing 3. percussably brutal 4. auscultatory not worth hearing about 5662 - During your first rectal exam, you 1. forgot your glove 2. instructed the patient to say 'Aah' 3. instructed the patient to squeal like a Pig 4. nearly prostated the patient 9993 - Peau diorange is not Anita Bryant's favorite perfume - True or False 9994 - A thrill is 1. not what it used to be 2. counting Montgomery's tubercles 3. best appreciated with the lights dim 4. being a freshperson 9955 - A bruit is tTrue or False? 1. Huey, Dewey and Lues lost brother 4196 - Which one of the following is the most life-threatening? 1. Frank edema 2. Frank heart failure 3. Frank Rizzo 4. Frank Netter 47 - In percussion, one should have the art of 1. Buddy Rich 2. Bruce Lee 3. Bruno Sammartino 4. The Tingler 48 - In investigating a Chief Complaint of tlatulence, one should 1. inquire into the patientis background 2. stay clear of the patientis background 3. order a Heinz test 4. Check for flash marks 10 .. ,sq-si iq . I I, S Burton Landau, PH.D. Vichazalhu Iralu, PH.D. Q L? .1 i S w .I ,jf . x aft .A Richard Cutekunst, PH.D. Albert Moat, PH.D. Il. 1