Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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We predict that- twenty years rom now. . . 0 George Lassiter will huv a pack of cigarettes and a paak of note paper. 0 Dirk Patterson will admit his lirst mistake. ' Tom lrring will chew out a Med Student for asking too many questions during a conference. 0 Tom Marrom' will leave his Park Avenue practice to become physician to the Rockefeller family. 0 Richie Murtmojj will be the only neurosurgeon to operate in a black leather jacket and lt-vis. 0 Mark May will come late to a conference and tipetoe meekly to the hack of the room. ' joe Kouteu will go into group practice with Bert and Harry Piel. 0 Clarke Miller will open a haven for pseudo-intellectuals. 0 Arl O'Connor will marry a giggly teen-ager. 0 Mike Earirk will go one day without losing his temper. ' Bill johnson will have a chip-ectomy done on his right shoulder, 0 Al Kaleuak will get an answer to How bad is that? ' Marty Sane! will be unable to wiggle his ears. 0 Floyd Nasuti will trail after Aaron Newberg. ' Charlie Brown will bye practicing medicine. 0 Bob Karp will be Maitre De at Grossingers. ' Pete Pratt will be starring in science fiction movies. ' Bernie Dlutowski will change his name to Bemie Dlutonski. 0 Thad Tomkiewicz will teach hand to hand combat at Parris Island. 0 Bud Armstrong will be seen at Hahnemann. 0 Harry Kenworthy will be seen. ' Normal Peters will be denied membership to the Union League for the tenth straight year. ' Big Bob Miller will retum to the moon. 0 Dick Gross will join Dr. Reishtein's Clinic in the Congo. ' Billy-Bob Miller will obtain his twelfth Mexican Divorce. ' Bill Hug will be first on the ten best dressed list. 0 jim Forsythe will be a close second to Hull. 0 Carmen Candelori will leave home. 0 Doug Fogg will explode. 0 Phil Kivitz will pay his Pennsylvania parking tickets. 0 Charlie Diez will meet someone he doesn't know. ' Bill Moore will give his first antibiotic. 0 Aaron Newberg will decide on a specialty. 0 Bob Mitchell will become a cynic. 0 Morty Rubinstein will be a professional wrestler. 0 Homer Snodgrass will be a Ballet Master in Paris. 0 Kenny Friedberg will be selling decals to the freshmen. 0 Don Horchos will remake Cyrano De Bergerac for Warner Brothers. 0 jack Pulizzi will teach charm and etiquette at Vassar. 0 Herb Cohen will be president of the Aumni, 0 Doug Cassel and Herb Wagemaker will own a burlesque theater in Atlantic City. 0 Fred Cressman will look like a little dirty old man. ' Henry Haven will look like the oldest doctor alive. 0 Frank Kulbaski will bc the oldest doctor alive. 0 jim Reamer will become a Trappist Monk. ' Don St. Claire will tell a little white lie. 0 Ben Abramson will be mistaken for Peter Ustinov. 0 Bob Leber and Bill Figueroa will tie for the Mr. Universe title. 0 Marty Schwartz will be a close second. ' jack Skilling and Frank james will throw away their saddle-shoes. 0 Al Kramer will walk right past a female. v Frank Di Mauro will open a Pizzeria in Landisville. ' Ed Finnerty will have his pants pressed. 0 Harold Kreithen will write his first legible prescription. 0 Bill Barry will perfect a button-down haircut. 0 Bob Trivus will be secretly called the Penguin by his Pharmacology students. 0 Spurgeon johns will listen to a complete sentence without taking notes.

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MEDICINE l DR. DREIFUS Did you have the vomicking before or after the miseries began? DR. BENDERSKY Maranoff explaining some nuances of opthalmoscopy to Dr. Brest. X ' W if Pi, Il!igitimi.f Non C:zrborzmdum In these days of graduating seniors and incoming fresh- men, one must remark on the manner in which the Medicine Department has joined in this personnel turnover. Fortunately or unfortunately the new have seemed to overbalance the old and the increase in number has caused much change in the Hahnemann physical plant. Reference is made to the archi- tectural triumph on the sixth floor Cand adjoining airwaysj. As in Executive Suite, offices at Hahnemann are relegated per personnel importance and thus the major question of the day is Who gets the elevator? Our felicitations to the new staff and welcome to the I-Iahnemann Family. Our advice to you, and it's certainly valid, as we've been here long enough to leave, is summarized in the title of the article. To leave without thanks would not only be ungratious but also not representative of the facts. Medicine has been a bright light to many of us and individual interest from the department has been received with gratitude. We hope the ability and teaching interest of the staff continually rises as it has done in our four years. an f4