Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

Page 124 text:

TIME OUT Paxson: Women are my profession and horses are my hobby. Seitchik: I. E. Ulin: It was classical, -it was brilliant - I forgot what I told you - maybe I should have taken notes. Olsen: Steinhilber: lt don't matter. Ianton: Lad, you're in the nether-nether land. Cronlund: I called up the two chiefs -one was out shooting traps-Bang! Bang! --the other was riding a horse. Pearson: Therefore, Gentlemen, to put a ca- boose on it, a protein is complex. McClendon: I don't care a damn what the book says. Steinhilber: She came from the nicest family--.' Geary: There is no Panacea. There hasn't been any since old man Aesculapius' daughter died. Crellin: Breathing from a cesspool, gentle- men, a CESSPOOL. that's what a bronch- iectatic lung is, a cesspool. Lafferty: She may be one of the behind be- fores instead of one of the before behind wipers. Campbell: Hematuria means stone, tumor or tu- bercu1osis. Ulin: Learn to Organize your thinking. Pearce: A snap diagnosis is a rapid way of arriving at a wrong decision. Fitch: We intend to separate the men from the boys.

Page 123 text:

Mimi: I l 4 1-40 -si' .1 SNYDER-ISMS Q fn 1 2 3 4 5. 6. And then there's the story of the 'anomalous' policeman. My advice to you is to get some- thing to keep you busy-either get a wife or a microscope. Doctors, as you will find, use sinks for several purposes. To the medical students I say, study five nights a week even if your mother is dying. On the sixth night. go out - and I mean O-U-T. And one night every week should be reserved for personal things, such as cutting one's toenails. I was once in eye surgery-and enjoyed it immensely. Then I began to hand out this histological hash. Simp1y remember, you can find stratified squamous epithelium wher- ever you can place a finger. rf 095 LOOK - NO HANDS! To me. there are no women in this class-just medical students. And to the Co-eds, if your boy- friends phone me, I'll tell them they're wasting their time. I'l1 tell them to call some charming girl. On Valentine's day don't send your girl-friend a picture of a heart. That's silly. The heart is an organ of circu- lation. It has nothing to do with love. Send her a picture of your prostate. There are two kinds of stories, clean ones and interesting ones. Now if you'll take my advice, you'll pack your bags and GO HOME. Don't let all those big cars on the parking lot fool you-they were all won at the church bazaarsf' if - Eg tgf w, .-5 1

Page 125 text:

CLINICAL YEARS ,Z 1 W e fs - ,, Z5 , . ,.' ' . 'Y ' ' 7-' V . '., A ff j , , ,Eg E74 ' 3 Y . 1, 4' -- Q r' ' -H 5 I' Q 7 .. 'gg ' N K di RYAN at - F -it X' AA .F 4 leaf-gi N, - A x -Y ' Y .,,- ,,. - 7 H ' 13,1 -f- P - ? 1 -f2'f- -- .-: , x FQ I ,,- ...ea X DIP Gr Ag RN A f 5' f I f ..- I .ix LM Null' I:-S Q .,i. 1 I 4 I g QM -.. ,BJ ' 4: ff ,,,..:g5 , if- F- N -L 1 , .X B I Z- x zzz.. AK ..,x 't': 7l, fy It Xml... S S' in sa.-.x g -3 E5 5g - mf wb w ' A as-ggi 1:51 -554' ,- 13- 72121 A dr :fe u fill. iP1s?.-21's Q Q A fvfsy, i :n' p-:W 1, i ff, A A VEmQ14g?li1:.u1.:Q:uHf.r:1ixJ' mimfff- E1 f ,. 4-- - ,f nf--lx, : QJ ,- :Y -f ' ' J ' 1 I f 32ii1il9l . ,. ff A E , ,... 1'1- i 1.f1s. ,. QA .t '.g, 'M ' 1' ' .Q ' A-MMV - s .