Drexel University College of Medicine - Medic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 190 of the 1907 volume:

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AQ .Y .-J .1 x .3 .' . 45 5 I L , ,1 .o a I . .L 10g . C -X .'- Lf . ,Q-:,,. n?.' w Q4 .5--4 . 7.1. . Q .isa AQ. . ' 2' . FT :Q - .ffl 1 , A. O' r ,... . . H I , ici VJJQKJ Q21 off 'E D. Busrmoo JAMI-zs, A. li., M. D. Associate l,l'Ul'l'SS0l' of Gynaccology. OLIVER II. PAxsoN, M. D. Associate Professor of Tlicrapcutics aml t'liIIical Mctlicinc. AVILLIAM W. VAN BAVN. M. D. Professor of Pactliatrics. JoHN J. '1'I'LI,I-zu. M. D. Professor of Neuro-Histology and Mental Diseases. SAMUEL W. SAPI-Ixorox. M. D. Associate Professor of Pathology. LEWIS H. HPINIJIIIXSLUN, M. D. .Associate Professor of Chemist ry. G. SIGMUND RAUE. M. D. Clinical Professor of Paetliatrics. WILLI.ABI SHIPPEN RoNEY, A. M., ATTORNEY-AT-LAXV. Lecturer on Medical Jurisprudence. LANDRETH W. THOMPSON, A. M., M. D. Lecturer on Emergencies. DUNCAN CAMPBELL, A. B., M. D. Lecturer on Medical Terminology. THOMAS H. CARMICHAEL, A. B., M. D. Lecturer on Pharmaceutics. FRANK H. XVIDMAN, M. D. Lecturer on Embryology and Dernonstrator of Physiology. ARTHUR HARTLEX', M. D. Lecturer on Anaesthesia and Assistant Demon- , strator of Surgery. Osmlr ld. liUl'1lilt'lil-I, A. H., M. D. Lecturer on Matcria Mctlica. l'IImwAIm G. luUHIIY, M. D. Lccturcr on Histology. WII.I.IAM F. BAKIQR, A. M., M. IJ. Lecturer on Elect ro- :tml llyclro-tlncrapcutuA WILI.IAM W. SI'EAKMAN, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Ophthalmology. NATHANIEL I . LANE, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Gynaccology. G. HENRY BIc'ItLIcY, A. M., M. D. Instructor in Clinical Medicine. HARRY S. WEAVER, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Laryngology. WooDwARn D. f'AR'I'l5R. M. D. Clinical Instr'uct.or in Gynaecology. HERBPIRT P. LI-:oPoLn, A. M., M. D. Dernonstrator of Surgery and Instructor in Clinical Surgery. W. HOWARD LYLE, M. D. Demonstrator of Clinical Microscopy. JAMES S. HICKEY, M. D. Demonstrator of Anatomy. WARREN C. MERCER, M. D. Demonst rator of Ubstetrics. G. MORRIS GOLDEN, M. D. Instructor in Clinical Medicine. WILLIAM R. GIESER, M. D. Dcmonstrator of Anatomy. IIICACON S'l'I'lINMl'I'I'Z. M. D. Denmonstrator of Anatoniy. WVILLI.-KM H. YIGAGER, M. D. Instructor in Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. IIIILTON USILTON, M. D. Instructor in Clinical Medicine. IKVILLIAM C. HUNsIcKER, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Genito-Urinary Diseases. W. NELSON HAMMOND, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Orthopaedics. OLIVER B. VVAIT, M. D. Assistant Dernonstrator of Surgery. J. DARWIN PINEs, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Oplitlialinology. W. DE HAVEN IEACHES, M. D. Instructor in Ophthalinology. ALBERT R. GARNER, M. D. Instructor in Materia Medica. JOHN EDWIN JAMES, JR., M. D. Instructor in Obstetrics and Gynaecology. WVILLIAM I. ToMLINsoN, M. D. Denionstrator of Pathology. NATHAN B. HABIBIOND, Ph. D., M. D. IUGIIIOIISIITII-OI' of Pharmacy. JOHN D. ELLIOTT, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Surgery. II.-XLPH DICMING, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Dermatology. ARCHIBALD T. GARDINER, M. D. Instructor in Materia Medica. I' LAX .C'. ET'rs, . . . NORNI N 5 B NI D Assistant Denionstrator of Pathology and ' Instructor in Clinical Medicine C. ALBERT BIGLIQR, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Rectal Diseases. GEORGE E. SIMNER M. D. 7 Clinical Instructor in Medicine. G. HARLAN WYELLS, M. D. Clinical Instructoi' in Medicine. AI . A. s II. . INILLI NI R INILLI AIR, NI D Clinical Instructor in Medicine. JAMES MCG. HINCIQEN, M. D. Instructor in Therapeutics. .Q .. A Macs, . ERNFST A F RRVRTJ' JR NI D Deinonstrator of Physiological Clieinistry. ALE .'t'YER I.. W TRJSND ,XID Instructor in Materia Medica. BENJAMIN FLEMING M. D. . I Assistant in Clieniistry. EDXVARD C. XVINSMORE, M. D. Assistant in Pathology. C. FRED RAU, M. D. Assistant in Pathology. E. HUMPHREYS, M. D. Clinical Instructor in Otology. JOSEPH Me ELDONVNEY, M. D. Instructor in Medicine. F. B. QUACIQANRUSCH. M. D. Lecturer on Hygiene. Us Qbur Zlilearc, 3111-3-tructuvc muh Elfrirznh Et. Earhart W. liurtlqfsnp Gllpi-5 i!3uula iz flies-pectfxzllg Elzhiczateh Glu Ellie Glass uf Nineteen lguuhreh arch seven 4 alguemauu mehizul Qfnllege Glhe seiemze uf ruehieine requires nf its hermtees ac suunh mine in a ssumtf hung, snupleh with sc line eunseiemce, ai tenher heart, ann u spirit uf self-suerifiee. mug fbsh bless gnu all with these nezessmrg requirements. Eerhert T. Ilurtlyrup DR. HERBERT L. NORTHROP -I ., .W lip: I . A v . ' ' '-I pr- - - . . f ' 'ITS- ?'!,-1, , . .1-.f., s I 4, Q X1 i rw ' 4 P S - 1 . . , 1 I U Q I . al, 'HN . if lx L ,WM P 4- - . K' s fL'.5 , . . 1, 's i.. ,L 4 S8 L . is 0 1 Q X , 7. . I - 1 1 4 ,. ' f 4-is I QT QS 1 -r , li , . 0 . . .1 T u ' . ' Y' W - r -A ' IQ :. , A 5 . - . 1 . I - - - l- . - ' 3 A . , , f, ' f ' .f . 1 , - 1, Q A. - ' M I. Q ' ' - . , ' ' ' .sf ' f ' - ' 4 'J Q 1 - ' ' . 4' , .V v N, N 4. v' V ' ' 1 1. 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' . , ' ' 1 A , , v' -'A , ' f' , , .1 4 B' 5' , .,. - A -, - QA -, I V Q I 'Q 54, ' uint-U . - l-gd, , ' ' '- Q 4? - -4 -- ii. A ,.--' -' , L THE MAIN COLLEGE BUILDING 'f PT 15' T' W is X I x N rv ' Q'm is ' ' 1 P 'Q . I 5 :tl n s . .- fl. .4 B I 0 '21 w 1 Y' X V gk' , 1 f - x A, A 7-y 1 .- . I ' 0 ' 4 65 .' ' , 14' .ref JE . Ah-. IN'1'lt.Ol1UC'l'10N. Four happy years, thc members of the class of 1907 have spent together , becoming more and more strongly united by the bonds of good-fellowship which have cxistcd ever since we greeted each other with a You l resh? ,Yes. So 'ni I, and shook hands on it. So, 'tis no wonder we dread the day when we must shake hands again, hut this time in parting, for the time is not far 0lil',Wll0ll we shall separate and each one go his own way, never, perhaps, to meet his classmates again. These four years, which are so soon over, may he the happiest and jollicst some of us will have to look hack upon: for to those the future may not he kind, and life be a veritable struggle full of disappointments and failures. Is it not natural, then, that they should look back to the good old college days with the tenderest feelings and want to see their old associates once more? Others, more fortunate, may have many of the good things and times the world affords, but to them also, memories of Old Hahneman and their classmates will hold a lingering charm which they will chcrish,and about which Wifey will sometimes catch them dreaming. We came to college to prepare for our Iife's work, and have done this seriously and nohly. But, in among these hours of study can be seen, shining with a fairer ray, many little moments of pleasure, when, laying aside seriousness, and perhaps dignity, we were just good fellows together. These are the good times we are going to look back upon, and over them we will delight to ponder. Sheridan said, War is Helll' ' Yes! Yet how entertaining and amusing are the stories of an old veteran, and how he chuckles over various incidents that happened while he was in service. forgetting at the time, the old wounds and sufferings the war caused him. So, classmates, in regard to roasts. If any of you feel that you have received too much attention in our hands, don't take it hard. We have purposely tried to bring out. and even exaggerate your little idiosyncrasiesg for it is a man's own little characteristics that distinguish him from other men. If you have more of these little peculiarities than another, consider yourself the more fortunate. If any of you think we have not given you enough attention, don't feel slighted, but remember that although our intentions have been the best, our time has been limited. If this reason does not satisfy you, kindly inform us, and we shall be glad to add a special supplement to each one of you in our next edition. VVe wish to thank all those who have helped us in compiling this book, and assure you of our appreciation. In closing, let us say, we earnestly hope that in this book we shall have accompolished our object, which has been to present you a book which you will enjoy looking over in the coming years, and which will help to keep fresh in your memories, visions of the good old times you have had with your classmates within the walls of our Alma Mater, Dear Old HAHNEMANN. The Committee. Zflflnemlazraa nf the Qllwaaa Bunk Wnmmittez DUDLEY 1. MORTON CHARLES L. W. RIEGER ALLEN CORSON ROMAINE C. HOFFMAN JOHN G. WURTZ ALLEN CORSON EDWARD H. DOUDS THOMAS F. ERDMAN ROMAINE C. HOFFMAN MYLES HOPKINS THOMAS F. ERDMAN Qluntvihutuzza JOHN G. WURTZ FREDERICK JONES, IR. H. CLIFTON KING DUDLEY J. MORTON CHARLES L. W. RIEGER WILLIAM M. SYLYIS R11 '-'-1 no i 0 CLASS BOOK COMMITTEE ' Y' -. L '- ,H 'n .nu 4'w .- L. MY' at-vs A . '. I.- g L! 5- . I' W ,' If 4 ' r' w 1 L ,, -Nr - 5 J D .qf N 9 , JW' -I l iii! I . .5 w : ' 39. 4 '- , . 1 1 3 -N '?.J.A.w' l . K, ,,-o ' - N ' - Q., ' ., 4 ' 'H '-1-I . :JK H- v- . ' . -, 1- L ' r .wi ,, K' -. .u - 1 Us 1 - ' ',,. . 4, v M ,, 54 , ' A L . f H ' , W W, f, 'AQ 'H ,I 641: 5 .'r' H, -V I ,l wk.-.N . - W 1 .- 12 0314. ,, ' - x Q 45 ' , -V. A.: v . ' ' .au D -. 1 G Y N fm:- '-' S I ' ' I ' J' A ' - 1 . .-. . Qi, 5 , x. , X ...A X ,. 572 fa-lf' 1 ' , . . . 1 . u ' ' t - 4 u , 4 w b Pr J, I - U :Ek 1 ' H 7. 0. V . '-Q, J' cm ' 1 Y' F 'h' 'ul ltr V' 2 W I ' ' x vin 'Q . .4 ,tu : ' I ' Q 1 Q j o 'gl '-V, ' 'sk , ' V u Q U ' Ak- . J ' ' H. .:. gl I 0 N f A ar In 1' ' ' 5 A , . v .1 5- , - U Q 1, suv --1 I, -A'u- ,,. X K' X 1,7-ol. 'x if 5 ' r K 0 V x i A X. r R 14 5' 'ww f' A. W ' xl ,gf ,f . v - 4 ' 1 , S , n. J v w x 5 w . , i Y Y4 . ,L2 . Q . 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JAMES, A. M., M. D. Professor of Gynaecology. CHARLES MoHR, M. D. Professor of Materia Medica. VVILLIAM C. GOODNO, M. D. Professor of Medicine. XVILLIAM B. VAN LENNEP, A. M., M. D. Professor of Surgery. HERBI'lRT L. NoRTHRoP, M. D. Professor of Anatomy and Associate Professor of Surgery. CHARLES PLATT, M. D., Ph. D. i Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. P. SHARPLESS HALL, B. S., M. D. Professor of Pathology. OLIVER S. H1KINICS, M. D. Professor of Therapeutics 8 Clinical Medicine. J. EDGAR BELVILLE, A. M., M. D. Professor of Physiology. RUFUS B. WEAVER, A. M., M. D. Professor of Regional and Applied Anatomy. ERVING MELN'ILLE HOXX'ARD, B. S., M. D. Associate Professor of Materia Medica. EDWARD R. SNADER, M. D. Professor of Diagnosis. CLARENCE BARTLETT, M. D. Professor of Clinical Medicine and Associate Professor of Medicine. AUGUSTUS IQORNDOERFER, JR.. M. D. Professor of Obstetrics. WESTON D. BAYLEY, M. D. Professor of Neurology. EDWARD M. GRAMM, M. D. Professor of Dermatology. FREDERICK W. IMESSERYE, M. D. Associate Professor of Ophthalmology and Otology. ISAAC G. SHALLCROSS, M. D. Professor of Laryngology and Rhinology. VVILLETT ENDS ROTZELL, B. S.. M. D. Professor of Medical Botany. LEoN T. ASHCRAFT, A. M., M. D. Professor of Genito-Urinary Diseases. GUSTAVE A. XPAN LENNEP, M. D. Associate Professor of Surgery. '7 ,LE 1 I , v ' .L V R-f .8 . is si 'Ib ung- 1: r 5,5 I-Q .. Irv, 4 3- ,, E f'a.31't1 Lk1,c,,:'t f. .I , ...A. fII'N!'g . .:. . , pa -1 E1 Vik' I' :I 5,4 - L.. . ,, .FA l'. 3 iswggf L- ' '-v' '..: ,-v:..,-. if---. I u'f v ft . . . ,....,, ms- - - 1 E1P '1r..x 'J ' ': 'Gifs' In V. -'1 ...f ., -o 1 . .r 'vf I... , w': 1 . M H.: ..,,- rw we - .- lJ!t. . I Z. 9' gn , Y E 5 'V ,Q - . . , I ' ' H . X i I - X . - ,H- A ' . ' t .' , ' 3 Q 1 5 ' x Q. Q-' -'j P: . 4 ' I . 5, ',k,1 1 isfbsfi Y . . ' ,e -EA. ' - . 1 A. QA A -:' 6 , . . - . s f ' Q ' - u - A 4 . . , ' , V R. -- ' I- ., ' ,lx a c .Q vt LI. .N D vyl flf -. , . 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'.. f ,ZF sh 1.4- W 1 f L at 9 I Q Qbfficers uf the 051412-na IFR ESH MAN YEAR Pf6S1'dl'lIf--XV. B. SHEPARIJ I 'z'ce-Prcsidenf-C . W. SMITH Serretary- F. BARBER Treasurer-NV. M. SYLVIS JUNIOR YEAR Presiden!-J. F. SCHNEIDER Vz'ce-Presz'a'en!-C. L. W. RIEGER Secreiarjy-F. JONES, JR. Treasurer-H. WESTNEY SOPHONIOR E YEAR Prcsz'a'vn!-W. M . Sv LVIS Vzte-Presidenl-C. W. SMITH Secrclary-F. JONES, JR. Treasurer-F. J. FROSCH SENIOR YEAR President-C. L. W. RIEGER Wfe-Presz'den!-R. L. PERKINS Secreiary-F. JONES, JR. Treasurer-F. W. KOONS Pefrmanen! Secretary-FRANK J. FROSCH 2616 North Fifteenth Street, Phila. AFRICA, EDXVIN BARBER, FRANK. BEERY, WKVILLIAM H. BENJAMIN, MARION W. BLACK, M. STANLEY. BOEHRINGER, WILLIAM G. BROOKE, JOSEPH A. BUCKLEY, JAMES B. CORSON, ALLEN. DOUDS, EDWARD H. DRIEBELBIS, S. LEON. ERDMAN, THOMAS F. FROSCH, FRANK J. FRY, H. LESLIE. FUHRMANN, BARCLAY S. GASTON, JOHN G. GERBERICH, GUY A. GOULD, CLARENCE B. GREENXVOOD, JOHN W. GUILD, B. THURRER. PIANLUN, ALEERT F. HI+Il Ii, GEORGE W. Hf7I FINI.-KN. RUMAINE C. HILJPIQINS, MIIII+1S. JONES JR., FREDERICK. KING, H. CLIFTON. La?-as N ull. KOONS, FREDERICK W. LEONARD, CHARLES F. LONG, 11.-XYMOND G. MORTON, DLTDIIEX' J. NIOYER, ISAIAH L. NAGLE, FRANK O. O,DONOGHUE, EDWARD J PERKINS, ROSCOE L. PETERS, WVILLIAM E. PHELPS, CHARLES E. PRESTON, WVARREN W. RIEGER, CHARLES L. W. ROBINSON, XVALTER P. RYAN, XVILLIAM J. SCHNEIDER, JOHN F. SHANNON, HLTCQH M. SHEPARD, XVARREN B. SMITH, CHANDLER W. SPERLING, FREDERICK J. STETSON, ALEXANDER G SYLYIS, XVILLIAM M. XVASHBURN, CHESTER A XVEBSTER, ROME M. XVESTNICY, PIONVARD J. 1 WHITE JR. BENJAMIN F WVURTZ, JOHN G. 1 '-QF. --'J '.'V - ':.f l' ' 5. K4 Al 1-147 - -'--ww 175 fi? ul Ill. 'rm 2. QD -19' Qlflawza NV M Spring is here, with vigor and life, To remind us of battles won and more to fight, To recall to our memories days of the past, And nature is full of this spring time life, Since adeiu has been bid by the cold winter's bite. Yes, young manhood, the springtime of three score and ten, Is glad that the springtime has come again. 'Twas in spring, that prep school closed its doors On grads, preparing to be doctors, And although these lads craved professional knowledge, They were in doubt just Where to go to college. But one fine day, in the middle of September, The college announcements Qhow well I rememberj Were sent to these lads, that they might know Of the right kind of college, and just where to go. The result was amazing, for just thirty four Of the finest young men, who had ever before Responded to the call from Dr. Charles Mohr, Came to find and enter old Hahnemann's door. Now here begins a story true i Of a class of men, and good ones too, Who year by year, with steadfast hearts, Have tried to master this medical art. H2111 SYLVIS. Five dollars each paid, that his name might be put On the freshman page of the record book. And from that time on, and ever again, Were proud to be known as Hahnemann men. And prouder too, that we may be numbered, Among the members of the class of Ninteen Hundred And Seven, which stands like Gibraltar, As strength and support to our Alma Mater. The fees all paid and matriculation over, A meeting was held, early in October, At which the class its officers elected, And in other ways, its organization perfected. A set of by-laws, in detail complete, Were made by a committee, that we might meet Every condition, which might come to pass And in any way affect our newly made class. Now that freshman year from start to finish, In spirit and fellowship, did not diminish. For as the days passed by in ardent study, Bringing sunshine at times, and often worry, The men in closer contact were brought, And to help each other, every opportunity sought. And so, through all four years, with a constant surety, Has been formed one grand and strong fraternity. I The work of the year, proved a stimulus to each. To work all the harder for the goal to be reached, And to search for knowledge, that would give him the power To be of best assistance in the required hour: And to make himself a physician true To the profession, as well as his cliental, too, Improving opportunities, not letting them pass, That Well done he may get when it comes to the last. The first two years in drudgery were spent, To lay the foundation for the supplement Of two years work, making practical application, Of the principles learned from previous demonstration. The last two years with interest were filled, In proportion to the amount of acquired skill, That each had obtained, from any source Throughout the entire college course. The senior year at last arrived, The class by this time had increased in size To fifty one, by each year adding From other schools, of very good standing, Some men who after thoughtful consideration Decided, To Hahnemann! for the rest of their medical education. And of course, they got it with all the rest. For every one passed, in the final test. After four years work, the end had come: The goal was finally reached, and for some The task had been easy, while for others, hard, Yet determination would not allow them to In barred From securiuff the degree for which they had workul rs P' livery minute, with never a thought to shirk Any duty, or task which would help to secure The M. IJ. of which they had 111ade sure. Now spring is here and the time has come For eaeh to take his sheep skin home, To tell of successes, in days gone by, And of more to gain, if he'll but try. Yes, spring is here, and the time has come To say, Adieu, Fair Hahnemann! And pray to the Great One in Three That her sons shall ever faithful be. And now a fond farewell we say To each other, as we go away To distant points, to pass a life Of constant toil and sacrifice. And, may the ties which have bound us together, Continue to bind us as one forever. 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Loya S N ' 11.1111 111Il1111l11. . -1-111111 .xllllil Nlillvf, llzxil In II11-1-11111' Allllll Nl2lll'l', ll:1il In lh1-1' our .fxllllll Nl1lll'l', ll ul 111 Ilu lluil, 111- cry, 1111 111111 111 lh1-1-, llzlil, 111- 1'r1'. alll huil In th:-1-. lluil, 111' cry, ull llllll to 1h1'+'. Ltlqe Lemza 7 EDWIN s, AFR1oA,wAjr This part of the geography Was first discovered on May 22, 1879. However, instead of being south of the Black forest, he was found in Red Oak, Iowa. YVhen a child, his parents brought him to the east, and decided that Tyrone, Pa.,was the proper place to raise Eddie. He was educated in the Tyrone High School, after which, he secured a. position with U Uncle Sam as a rail-road mail clerk. This was the fastest time of Bonnie's life, and while there he accidentally ran across a catalog of Hahnemann. 'A Looks good to me, he said: so that 's how we come to know him. At college, Ed was one of the good ones, and came first in everything, but he could not help that. his name begins with A. One day it was said, that Africa 's greatest desert was his head. That is not true: Ed 's greatest desert is his scalp. FRANK BARBER Barber was bor11 on Jan. 29, 1883 at Kenka, a village in the wilds of New York State. His childhood he spent as a typical American youngster, and on account of his outdoor exercise he became a strong and healthy boy. So strong did he become, that Kenka, could not hold him. so he moved to Rochester. Here he acted respectably and attended the High School of that town, where he received his preliminary education. Ou account of his ability as a man of letters, he was unaminously elected Secretary, in our Freshuum yearg argued with Dr. Baker, in our Sophomore year: studied in our Junior year, and raised a little red mustache in our Senior year. r - WILLIAM IIICN HY lil'II'1liY Bet-ry lwgziu to lim- on Nl:u'ch Stl, ISTS :it Nlnxvillt-, U. llis hoyhootl is loo liI1l'llIlt'li to iw-mill. Ile swelled the population of North lit-rnt-, l'ickt-riugton, :ui-l t'ohnnhus tlrovt-.U.. in turn. lh- says he was ctlucxitctl :it Athi :intl l,llllll t'ollt-gc. llc tlriftctl into nn-tlicinc, grew wliiskn-rs. :unl czuut- to llzilnn-in:inn in our junior yt-ur. llc has lwen known to liuvc 1-lcx't-n hoils :intl hicllloritlv th-rlnititis :it tht- suun- tinn-. llt' lllilllt' :i habit of wt-airing glows to collt-gc, to protect his haunls :intl snitl he grew whiskers to hitlf- ll sf-:ir on his face. No one knows it. hut hc toltl nn' how ln- cznnc hy thc sczir. llc- snitl ht- cut his nioulh 4-:ating pie with ll knife. l MARION Wl'Il.I,S ISIQNJABIIN. Derrick wus ushc-rt-tl on tht- stzigt- of lifv on Alam-li l. ISHS., :it She-rhunc N. Y. l orso1n4- un- known reason. hc moved to All-st Pittston Pai., wln-rc ln- livc-tl for ai while until :inotln-r will took him to llohnestlzile l':i. lh-re he rt-rnuinetl long enough to puck his trunk. :incl go to .lf-rinyn. After this he lin-d for :1 while :it Athens, lntcr :lt Scranton, now in Pliiluclu-lpliizt. Hc has littlt- to say nhout hilnself. hut is always talking about scicntific suhjt-cts. llis hig lf-vt :intl long legs. were tlcvelopm-el hy trzivelling. llc wus rziiseml on czinnl hozits. :incl in railway mrs. Derrick is as the rnunt- implics, noted for his hm-ight. He always wt-airs an sniilr-. :intl is so fnitliful to his studies, that he hclicvcs most anything he hears. MARION STANLEY BLACK. Black was horn in Swecleshoro N. J. on Dec 16, 1875. You see hc was ll pioneer in that set-tion. 'Tis well known that hc is zi respectable citizcn of New Jersey,antl has assisted in raising the st:1ntl:u'tl of that state, as well us berries, and children. He says he graduated from the State Normal School at Trenton. :incl started school teneliing. Here he prohtcd by the mistakes of others. and in zx few years became quite intclligcnt. Noted for his nicely combed hair, neat little red moustache, high collars, ll long swinging stride. He is an optimist, and was forever arguing with Frosch, on some scientific subject, which neither understood. ' 1. WILLIAM GOTTLOB BOEHRINGER, JR. Hallowf' - JOSEPH ARTHUR BROOKE, CD A F. Joe tirst saw the light of day on April 5, 1885 at Glenside Pa. He was a simple country ladg educated at the Cheltenham High School, until his native town was blessed by 93 trains a day, ar- tesian well water, and real home comforts. Joe has a peculiarity of warming his hands on his nose. VVhile a freshman, sopho1nore,'l and junior we could call this nothing but a habit. Now we think he does this as a protection to his moustache. ln quiz when the Dr. would ask Joe a question, the first part of his answer would be his hand to his nose. Only once did his hand go to any other part of his anatomy, and that was in 1905. when he made a proving of Tobacco Joe's hands were busy one on the Wall and the other on the wall of his abdomen. JAMES B. BUOKLEY, Ustion. eided to become a trained nurse. quick to think, speak and act. around college. Jim was born on May 5th, 18751 at Glens Falls N. Y. His early education was received in Mary's School, in that town. After spending some time in St. Joseph's College at Troy, N.Y. he Jim made a hit in his Freshman year. 'Twas at that wild hour when the Sophs captured Lizzie let out his first yell on Nov. 2, 1887 in Philadelphia and has never made a noise since. Some how or other he migrated to a little hamlet near Bristol Pa., and here became a farmer. When you see him, you gaze on a true student from the farm land. He attended the High School of Hul- meville Pa.,a.fter which he entered Hahnemann. There is little to say about Liz, he looks niee.acts nice, knows much, and best of all he always keeps his knowledge to himself. During the last two years he became rather careless and associated with Leonard. hut even this fact,along with the fact that he lived in Fishtown for four years, did not change him. Good natured too, if anyone would say: 'A Hello Lizzie, he would smile and say, with that characteristic twang. Sr. de- our thc Speaker, that Jim, garbed as a stylish female stepped up out of the audience and responded to Senior Speaker, for our class-His stunt and speech took the house-He entirely won the day-No one but Jim could have conceived of such an idea-It displayed his character for he is quick witted. Noted for his unshaven face, numerous cigars and shiftless ways, Jiiu could occasionally be seen Trenton, Long lirntneh, Princeton. ttct-:ti1l'ity, liritlgeton. l.ortl knows where ht-'ll finish llt- says Uollege, haul zu prixutte tutor for at while :intl cupped the elilnax liygnuluatilig froln l'rinet-ton in littll, looked intelligent even if he wusn't. ALLICN CORSON, A 2. Peggy. the wquulert-r, sprung u surprise on Seaville, N. J., on June 27, INHI, He tr:tx'elt-tl ull the ro3ulsofSoutl1 .lt-rsey in :t wagon while moving from Seuville to l'ort Norris, Sharptown, Iihner, he spent one sixth of his past life packing his trunk. llis education was pick--tl upon the run, too- lle attended l.ong lirztneh High School. 'l't-niple eauue to ll:thnein:uin, entered the Sophomore year as :A first class student.. You would recognize hini in at minute. llc has tlaxen hair, hlue eyes, at perpetual smile :intl During his lust yt-:tr he was at Resident at the t7hildren's llonieopathic Hospital and here gained vast experience. . Y , ' tonwmm HILL nouns, Ustion. Douds was horn in Mercer, Pa., on July 17, 1882. His past. life is unknown. Ile spent part of it in Mercer, part in Franklin, and part in Beaver Falls, Pa. He was educated at lieavcr Falls High School, and at Geneva t'ollt-gc. One day he ralnhled to a XVf'St.0I'I'l College, and began the study of nietlicineg hut ht-mtise ht- did not get enough work, he came to Hahnemann, entered the third year, and kept up with the class in at praiseworthy manner. This individual has a settled air, dresses neat, smokes those long, hluek stogies. and knows medicine fairly well. ' ' SOLOMON LEON DREIBELBIS, F. 81 A. M., Vstion. This explosive cough first went off on March 26, 1884 and scared the natives of Heading, Pa. He was educated at the Reading High School and tried hard to finish his education at Hahnemann. He generally smoked at cigar tif he had two, he smoked them bothj and the biggest word he ever says is Dreibelhis. - Leon, as he is occasionally called, often worked his old school trick of nose bleed. He was always anxious for a rough house, as some one was sure to hit him on his tender spot. This gave him an excuse for cutting the next lecture. There is nothing especially characteristic about this fellow, but if you heard something like this, Something is going to happen yet before tomorrow, I wish it I wouldn't -resound through the hall, you'd know who was around. I s THGMAS FRANKLIN ERDMAN. K NI' gb Tommy was not, until October 17, 1883, then he was and in Cherryville, Pa. He was a regular boy with boyish Ways. Lived in Mauch Chunk, Hazleton, Wilkes-Barre, Herndon and now lives at Allentown Pa. He was educated in Public School and graduated from Albright College in 190-1, where, 'tis said, he learned to be an excellent base ball player. Tom is a good student too, and devoted his last year in tutoring Our Roscoe, and is indeed to be complimented. It was seldom Tom got angry, but like Hoffman's 'fbig white bear - when he do, he do. This member of the class was always ready with a quick and correct reply to most any question, and, if at any time, he could not answer, he had a bunch of stereotyped phrases ready to hand you. A L L FRANK JOSEPH FRosoH. 4, A r This bunch of silent laughter was born on Sept. 18, 1881 in Philadelphia. He was raised in a very quiet neighborhood, hence the effects were visible. Frank attended St. Peterls School in Phila. and a.fter leaving spent many months at various occupations. His hobby is to delve into deep work and extract passages and ideas which he uses to back up his arguments with Black. If something funny Would happen, then the silent laugh came off. He would take an extra grip on his 1000 paged note book, cross his legs, hold his side, open his mouth, and a blush, which he would try to cool with his large tears, would spread over his face. Then it would be over, and Frank would say, Oh! That was funny. HOWARD LESLIE FRY ' ' This parasite blew into Philadelphia on Oct. 22, 1884 and looks as if he were sorry for it. He became disgusted with the city, and as soon as a desirable town could be started he moved, and mi- grated to Glenside, Pa. Here he attended the Chelten Hill Academy, and gained enough knowledge to allow him to enter Hahnemann. Les, is always dressed neatly, and has a spiek and span appearance. He is handy with the makings, and is quite clever at that art. Driving is his hobby, and train riding is his torture. Between the two he lived, but led a miser- able existence. li.Xllt'l,.XY S'l'UKl'IS I l'llllM.AXNN, l . S: A. ll. 'l'rt-nton 'l'lu'rt- was :in iiu'i't-:iso in tht- ptwlitllitliult ot' N. .l, on St-pt. 210, INXS, wht-n this Intl :u'rix't-tl :intl tht- littlt- town hull llllllt'Ilt't'lt'ltl'1lllt1ll, whit-h our trit-ntl hzts 1-ontinuvtl t'Yt'l' sinm-. lh- run wiltl wht-n ht- wus :i hwy :intl :is il rt-sult ht- hats lllt't'Ill'lll1ll'liStll at wiltl .lt-rst-yniztn. t.r:ulu:tting t from tht- 'l'rvnton lligh Svhool with high honors, ht' with :1 passport 1-lnhzirlat-tl for l't-nnsylvztniu wht-rv ht' lll't'1llllt' mixvtl with tht- vluss ot' 'tlT. l4:n't'l:iy wus tht- t-hit-t' :it-tlit-rizil :irtist :it :ill cluss mm-tings, his :irgunit-nts wvrn- t'om-lusivt- In llllllSl'lli it' to no ont- t-lst-. 'XX llziil l t-llow from Spain. JOHN tTAMl'l3l'1I,I,t2AS'l'0N. llstion l'nix't-rsity. During our Junior your tlic-rv wus some t'Xf'llt'llllllltt in tht- c-luss :intl thiring this Huston inztnztg to snmik ln. llis S1lI'tlOI1lt' grin wus bull, hut. tht' stogit-S ht- sniokwl w'm't- worsv, GUY ASHER GERBERICH. 1-'. 'X A. M. Sunny Jim cruvkvcl his first smilr- :lt Myt-rstown, Pu., on May 25, 1883. Tho music- of tht- villzxgv bamtl on tht- following Decoration tluy so plousvtl him that he Cruckvtl unotht-r smilv, :intl his fact' stuyotl that way. Ono tlaiy some- ont- snitl that Sunny would make I1 gootl Doctor, :intl lwcatlse he lat-livvt-tl :ill that hc hozirtl. hc stzirtvtl in. Yf-s. ht- bought at lot of hooks, rt-nts-tl ll room, :intl sottlc-tl down with his smilr-V As Ll studs-nt he was pri-tty fair. H0 wont about his husinc-ss as if he knt-w what he- was tloing. Ho is to be thought of in connection with Drvibclbis. tlqtston wus Cullvtl on Juno 211, lHStt,11t lit-:iw-r l :ills. l':1., :intl has lm-n uwztkt- :Avi-r sinm-. llls 1-:trly lil? is ohscurv. Wm- only know that ht- uttc-mh-tl tht- lit-:tvs-r l :tlls lligh Svhool. illltl tht- llltstt-in CLARENCE BENTLEY GOULD, Ustion Gould started to lead the simple life on June 16, 1885, at Batavia, N.Y. Because he enjoyed travelling, he resided in many citiesg some of which are Cleveland, Buffalo. East Aurora, Honeoyne Falls, and Philadelphia. His education was gained in sections, in these cities, and he entered the class in its sophomore year. Cap was a name given him, for an unknown reason, and it stuck to him. He was Witty and bright. He was one of Dad Dunn's pests, and delighted in holding up the show ease in that once famous store. B. THURBER GUILD. This man was born on June 28, 1883, at Holdredge, Neb., where he lived only to become wild and terrible. He journeyed East and camped in New York City, long enough to attend the Grammar School, and Brooklyn Manual Training High School. WVhile there he heard of the beauties of New England,and became so interested, that he moved to South Framingham Mass., and even attended the Boston University. About this time he heard of other medical Colleges, so on a dare he quit B.U.and joined us, favor- ing us with his presence at random intervals. JOHN WALTER GREENWOOD. John arrived late at Mount Carmel, Pa., on Oct. 25, 1878, and since then the habit has grown on him continually. Nothing of any importance, happened during his childhood. He attended the Public Schools of Shamokin, and later a Business College. After leading the life of a telegraph ' operator for a few years, he came with us to become a Doctor. John never was on time unless one of the lecturers was late. We know little about himg four years we have spent trying to solve the riddle, but it was useless. He was always around however, and kept up with the class. :xmllxy tlx:xt tixxxx- h:xxl tx':xxx-lx-xl lfxxx'xxxxx-. xlll'l'x'xl xxx- :xml SIiI'q'1lll txx lxxlxzxssx-t, Nlzxss., this l:xst lxxxlxxx-l. Nlzxxxxxzxl 'l'r:xixxixxg Sx-lxxxxxl, :xml Ilxxstxxxx l'xxix'x-rsity. tx-ll ixx :xml was wx-lx-xxxxxx-xl hy :xll. f .-Xl.lRl'Ilt'l' l lll'illl'llllt'li ll.-XNIMN, A E,I+1A O, A.l .X AAI- 'l'hia ixxtl:xxxxxxx:xtix-xx stzxrlx-xl ixx lhwxxxlilyxx, N. Y., xxll .l:xxx. 2, ISSN, :xml sprx-:xxl till it wus ti yx-:xrs xxlxl- .Xttx-x' this wilxl x':xx'x-x-r, hx- wzxs w:xllx-xl oil' :xxxxl sx-ttlx-xl ilx llrx-x-xxwix'lx, Vxxxxxx. l.:xtx-r, hx- wzxs zxggxilx llx- was x-xlxxx':xxx-xl. ixx txxrxx, :xt tin-x-xxwix-lx .Xxuxxlx-xxxy. l'l:xSH1-I1 Nlilitury Ax-:xxlx-xxxy, t':xxxxlxrixlg,5x- .Xttx-x' hx- xlllll this l:xst xxxstxtxxtxxxxx, hx- x':xxxxx- to llzxlxxxx-xxxzxxxxx :xxxxl x-xxtx-rx-xl thx- hx-xxxxxr yx-:xr. lxxxxxxx-xli:xtx-lv hx- xxxaxxlt- gxxxxxl, :xml prxxvx-xl to thx- x-lass tlx:xt his lx-:xrxxing was rx-:xl. So ot' x-xxursx-, hx- KGICORQIIC W.-Xlil,l'IY HICCK. This corn first :xx-hx-xl oxx Oct. 223, l8Sl,:xt Vozxtx-svillx-, l,:x., :xml :xftx-r :x noisy :xxxxl :xx-tix'x- lifx- :xs ax. lmxxy, h:xs xlx-cixlx-xl to rx-st :xml slx-x-p. llis prx-lixxximxry x-xlxxvaxtion hx- rx,-x'x-ivf-fl :xt thx- t'o:xtx-sx'illx- Iligh Sf-lxxxxxl, lxxxt lxx-r-:xxisv hx- xxx-vx-r workx-xl, :xml lookx-xl l:xxy :xml slx-x-py, hx- was shoot-xl from his hoxxxx- town :xml txxlxl to sx-x-li :x living x-lsx-wlxx-rx-. Ax-x-orxlixxgly tix-xxrgv st:xrtx-xl out, :xml :xrrivx-xl in l'hil:xxlx-lplxi:x in xlxxx- tixm-. llzxxxxlxlixxg :xlxxng in sx-zxrch of x-xxxxxloyxm-xxt, hx- xlisx-ovx-rx-xl :x hrix-k hxxilxlixxg with lxrxxwn stoxxx- stx-ps, upon thx-sv hx- Slx-pt. lYhx-n hx- :xwokx-, hx- fxxxxnxl hx- h:xxl :1 blxlx- x':xrxl in his povkx-t, :xml th:xt Blzxttix-v lx:xxl his lzxst Y, so of coxirsx- it wzxs up to Ilx-f-k to stir-k. ROMAINE C. HOFFMAN, 4xAI', TNE, :LE HotT stxxrtx-xl ixx thx- strugglx- on Ox-t. 5, 1883 :xt Brooklyn, N. Y. He was too smzxll to mzxkx- xxxxxch lxc-:ixlwaxy so hx- was rx-movx-xl to Mt. Vx-rnon N. Y., wlxx-rc hx- grow :xnxl wzxxx-rl strong. Thx- Mt. Vx-rnon High School :xml Horace- Mann School Worx- thx- institutions of lc-:xrning in whivh Hoff was oxlxxczxtx-xl. ' As :x sclxool-hoy hx- m:xxlx- fx hit :xs zxn :xthlx-tc. In lccturx-S. :xftx-r taking :x fx-w notx-s, Hoff would rx-lzxx, make- zx few fzxcx-s, stick oxxt. his tongxxx-, move his scalp, wrigglxf his x-:xrs :xml settle xlown to ax good quiet. chat: with thx- m:xn nx-xt to him. He is bright and popular, rx-:xdy with his wit and has bex-n :x monxbx-r of x-vx-ry x-ommittx-x-. MILES HCPKINS. D Miles started to use his basso voice on Oct. 19, 1874, at Dayton,IVash., and it was so basso, that he was ordered from town. He spent some time in Berkeley, Cal., and finally rambled into the city of Brotherly love. Between times, he managed to attend the Wittman Academy at Walla Walla, Wash., and the University of Cal. So naturally, when he hit Philadelphia he entered Halmemann. Hoppyf' since he was born and bred in the lYest, had a lVesterner's disposition. He took and gave many a jokeg laughed, and looked with a real kiddish expression, over his spectacles, but when he said a thing, or did a thing, you could wager he meant it. FRED JONES, JR., qS A I'. Jones was forced upon mankind on April 7, 1884, at Camden, N. J. He always lived in Camden, but on account of his frequent visits to Philadelphia, he was so affected that no one would take him for a J erseyite. He graduated from the Camden High School, entered Hahnemann, and made a hit. He was a bright student, and popular, toog he was elected class Sec. during the last three years, and in our Senior year was President of the Institute. There are boats running between Camden and Philadelphia, known as Ferries, and on these Fred would ride day after day. He studied so much on water, that he became an expert on Hydro- therapy. HARRY CLIFTON KING, qS A I'. This bouncing boy was welcomed into life on Feb. 18, 1885, at Washington, D. C. Though not a politician or statesman, he spent his life in Washington, and was educated at the Emerson Insti- tute. . He sang tuneless songs, and often talked, but seldom said anything. He could discuss any show in town, but always had an uncertain feeling towards anatomy. The only time King ever made a HJack of himself was. when some one teased him about a Queen' '. Then he got angry as the f'deuee,' ' and said he 'd run things to suit himself, and if any one cut in and wanted to order him, he would knock the 'fspots off of him, or die in the f'shutfle . l lll'llll'lllll'li Wll.l,l.-XM KUUNS, A E 4, l'.S, l . N .-X. Nl. Fred rolled his first eig:1rm-ttvat Nlulln-rry, lnd., on .lune lil, ISTI, hut ln-1-zuise it was a 1-riminal ollenee, :ind sinee he pi-rsislml in Sllltililllg, he eainm- to l'm-nnsvlvania. Nlllllll'lllN'l'g' Poll.-ge and .lellerson Nlemlieal l'oll1-ge liolh had him as a stud:-nt, and 1ll.iI'l'llYillLf1lll um'erta1i1lil'e,fora linu-.lu-:ww-pteilan invitationtothe1-lassduringmllmllniiui'year. Always I'ri1-ndly, always rl-:lily In li-nd aid, always the sanw, and always Nllltlliillg, wax ilu- way lfred acted in our midst. CHARLES F. LICUNARIJ. This sound was introdueed on the market, in l'hiladelphia, on July ll, 1883, II1- was a had youngster, we think, and was always in misehief. Ile was educated at the Central Iligh School, and after graduating from tln-re, mixed in with us, much to the sorrow of lioeliringer. To tell the truth, we don't know if he studied or not. Ile attended coll:-ge regularly, but always wore a half shameful expression. Cl1ZlI'll0 Seemed pleased with himself, but new-1' shared his joy with anyone. He went about his quiet and uncertain way, and delighted in trying to play 1JI'21f'tlC1ll jokes. RAYMOND GARFIELIJ LONG, 4, A I' i Hamlet was horn in South Wilkes Barre, Pa., on Sept. 20, 1881, and was educated at the Harry Hillman Academy. As soon as a cloud appears above the western horizon, Ray would get his umbrella and put on gum shoes or stay in doors. Really the class has been four years trying to find the real cause of Ray 's apparent grouch, Some say it is chronic Nacl poisoning, some say he married in haste and now is at leisure, others say he is angry because lie did not have a good time while a boy, but no one gave as a Cause the fact, that his name was Long and he was not. No, we are not altogether in the dark upon the subject, we still have a small Ray. A DUDLEY JOY MORTON, qt-,QA 1' HDud celebrated his first holiday in Baltimore, Md., one day in March 1884. This instillt d in 'him the desire to find many other days of rest. He always resided in his native town and was educated in chunks. First he went to Kindergarten, then to public school, Polytechnic. thamht rshurg Acad- emy, Boys'Latin School, Friends' School, Providence, and finally Hahnemann. He lived througlfall and came out with good sound mind, great imagination, a first class education. and a thorough knowledge of music and art. Because he knows the ropes of society, he was always appointed on entertainment committees and the like. lf anyone wanted something to be a success, they applied to Dud' '. ISAIAH LANDES MOYER. . Isaiah was fanned into life on March 1, 1878, at Springtown, Pa., and soon after went to work on a Dairy farm. As a boy he chased cows, threw stones at chickens, teased the pigs, rode bare back, dug potatoes, pitched hay, split rails and fire wood, and a few little things like that. He has the combined knowledge of farming and medicine. He knows how to doctor the soil, the people, and even the milk. He has a great knowledge of chemistry, and can accomplish any of the Htender' ' tests. His life at College was like a New Year Eve in town. It started quiet but ended very loud. FRANK OTHMER NAGLE, A E. Lydia' ' first started to study on Feb. 11,188-1, in Philadelphia and has been studying ever since. He only stopped to go down to his locker and eat a bun, between lectures. He attended the Puhlic schools and graduated from the Central High School. Lydia had one enemy at College and that was Canada Balsam. He could never get rid of this and always had a supply on his hands. Some one said that was why Frank stuck so to his studies. but I think t.hat person was trying to joke. Did you ever hear a locomotive when it starts a heavy train? You know how the wheels slide? YVell that is how Frank talks. He starts off fast and in a big hurry. then he stops. sands the track y and starts all over again. But he gets there, 1 ICIDWARD .IOIIN O' IBUNOCIIIVIC l3onnix- was pix-lax-xl on Nov. Bl. ISS-I, :xt lirx-xxklim-, Nlnss., xxml, slxortly :xltx-r thx- thzxw ol thx- spring, Inovx-xl to l'x-tx-rhxxro, X. ll. wlxx-rv hx- x-ntx-rx-xl thx- lligh St-lxmxl to liml out thx- se-vrx-t of thx- worlxl. llxxly Vrxxss was his m-xt x'x-ntxxrx-. llvrx- hx- :xttx-mlx-xl, :xml w:xs :x gxxoxl stmlrnt. goxxxl x-xxoxxglx to vlimh to ll:xr'v:xrxl Nix-xlit-:xl. :xml thx-xx to liostoxx l'niv:-rsity. ltomxix- was x-:xgx-r In iixxprovx- so hx- 4-txt :xw:xy from Huston l'nivm-rsity :xml mum- to llxxhm-m:xnn, to gain thx- titlx- ot' Sm-nior. ll' you w:xnt to know :xnything :xhout him, :xsk Waxshhurn. llx- m-vx-r w:xs with us lung 1-noxxgh so that wx- x-oxxltl tumhlx- to his ways, hut hx- mxxy hx- :xll right. 1 - HUSVUE l,lYlNClS'llUN I'l'lll.lfINS, A F., A. l . :xml A. M. l:xtx-r nxovx-xl to l3oSton, wht-rc hx- :xttfmlx-cl School. lie- mzxxlf- :x hx-ttf-r shift :xml c-ntc-rx-xl Ilzxhm-mzxnn l'ollx-go in I'lxil:xxl:-lplxiu. llis yzxnkt-0 mxturx- :xml twang stuck to him, :xml hc- was notx-xl :xs thx- hx-st jollit-r in In l':xci:xl mxxsclx-s, :xml would opt-n his mouth only for his hc-st hr:xml, Wilxl Iiosx-. WILLIAM EDWIN PETERS, 41 A I' Bill xlx-cixlx-xl to be horn on Oc-t. 30, 1884, :xt Bc-zxufort, S. C., :xml has never rc-grf-ttexl it.. IVhilx- still :x Child, hx- was nxovx-xl to II:xrrishurg, Pa., whore he was a pupil :xt the High School. On lx,-:xving he entered Lzxllxycttx- Collx-gt-, then c-:xmc to us. There wx-rv no flit-s on Billf ' Thr- boys fusscd around him so much that the Hit-S didn 't have- zx clxancx-. l3ill's voice was loud :xml distinct. He wus always rozxxly in quiz and occ-zxsionxxlly :xt :x smoker or b:xnqm-t. He was :xlwzxys rx-:xxly to follow the Stork :xml 'tis said rnzxde many elaborate clizxgnosm-s. IIoss was horn :xt Ilzxvx-rhill N. Il. on April 6, 1879. A Y:xnkx-x- hy nqxxm- :xml n:xtur1-. llx Aft:-r hx- tirr-xl of trmling lxorsx-s, :xml roaming :xhout Nt-xv lxfnggluml, :xt mxrioxxs ox-x-xxxnxtioxxs lxx Stnrtx-ml to stmly mvxlicim- :xt thc- Soutlxm-rn llomx-op:xtlxic Collx-gt-. Ilm- xlixl not like- lizxltimorx-. Nlxl. o llvczxxxsx- Roscox- :xlwaxys set-im-cl to be angry, don 't szxy hx- wus. Ilx- hzxxl f.fI'1'I1I mxxtrol of hi- CHARLES F. PHELPS, 41 A If Phelps entered the battle of Waterloo, Ia., on Feb. 2, 1881, and is still in it. He was a pupil at the Waterloo High School and a student at the Chicago Homoeopathic before he entered our ranks as a junior. He has a good general knowledge and has made a specialty of Materia Medica. He has a bright and noble look, but things axe not always as they seem. If a professor walked out after a lecture without having Phelps ask him a question or tell him something, it was because Charlie was absent. WARREN WINFIELD PRESTON, Ustion. Pres was born on August 17, 1879, at Hullstead, Pa., and like all children was shy of hair. The Normal School at Bloomsburg fitted him for teaching, which task he continued for a short time. Because he is bald headed he thought he looked professional enough to be a Doctor, so he came to Hahnemann to try. He entered our Junior year, became prominent, because of his height, mustache, aud shining pate, and was elected Editor in chief of the Institute. CHARLES LOUIS WILLIAM RIEGER. A 2, A. F. Sc A. M. Spike first heard his master 's voice on Feb. 6, 1879, in the little town of Philadelphia. One epoch of his life is unknown to us, that is the part he wasted away in Pottsville, Pa. In Philadelphia he attended the Public Schools, N. E. Manual Training School, Temple College, Pierce 's Business College. In the latter place he got wise to the Accountant 's Stunts. He also traversed many miles in the capacity of a Drummer, and hence has acquired immense proficiency in dealing with the Females. His hobby is raising flowing mustaches, and wearing English Walking Suits. During the years 05-06, he was Vice President of the class and President of the Class in the Senior year, also Business Manager of the College Paper. Charlie is also a member of the P. O. S. A. WAl.'l'l'llt l'Altlil'Ilt RUIEINSUN, A E llolmlvy' ' enlisted on Now. 2.3, lNN1i,:nl l'liil:ulelpl1i:i. Ile grew fast :mil long, and :ns he wi-nt up. his voice went down. Wln-n he answerml in roll call, the windows rnttletl. Ile gratluzitctl from the t'heltcnh:un Military Am-:ull-lily, and wi-nt straight to the N. tl. l'. Ile was in the Sllllll' company with Shannon, lwut was pronioteil l1lSt'I'f,:l'llll11 lu-nee the name Se-rg. St'l'g'.', was keen on niilitury tactics. and was elm-vcr in l'0lIllllZll1tl. Wlien he yelled at thu- coinpany, it sountlml like a cyclone hlowing through a log horn. lle was :i lair stumlent till he got liloofl poison, from sleeping in :i brass ln-ml. lla- uses iron beds. lron he says is good for the lmlooil. WILLIA M JOHN RYAN. 'tJack, the hair re-storer and tooth power add., was first put up for pulnlim- view, on Juni- 254. INHI. in Fast Blanch t'hunk, Pa. He was educated at the High School of his native town, and on :i 1.4-high Valley Locomot ive. Because of the last fact he is occasionally called Loco,' ' or Railroad Hill. During the summer season, Jack had camp on the brain. This liowevs-x' was only a side- issue to another of his likes, namely, hull dogs. He must have been a good historian, lu-c-:msc he was always up on ancient history, and would defend the Romans, nearly as much as he would za t'ainel-Back, or a bull dog. A t JOHN FERDINAND SCHNEIDER, A E. Schnitz inmle his first claim for distinction on May 20, 1881, at St. Louis, Mo.. and has not yet gained it. Miiltlletown, Conn., and Scranton, Pa., in turn claimed him as a native. After graduat- ing from the School of Lackawanna in 1900, and repeating the honor from Wesleyan in 1904, he came to Hahnemann during our Sophomore year. He XVLIS president of the class Junior year. Bacteriology anal chemistry are his long suit. He does well at the latter, and one season spent many long hours making corrections in Condensed Milk. This was so well done, that he at any time can secure employment from thc Moyerized Milk Company. HUGH MUR DOCK SHANNON. Shannon entered the ranks on June 30, 1885, at Sewickley, Pa. Shortly after his enlistment. he was transferred to Denver. Col., where he attended the Emerson School. After being honorably dis- charged from that Institution, he migrated to Philadelphia,and while in the neighborhood. attended the Pennsylvania Military School. Hugh couldn't see close application to Medical study, so to divide his time, he entered Co. 1 3rd, Reg. and went on up the line. There is little to say about him. His physique is that of a javelin, and, 'tis said. he acted as ramrod in the light artillery. This, however, we believe to be exaggerated. WARREN B. SHEPARD. A E Shep, the boy with the electric eyes, was fondled, by the females, shortly after May 1, 1884, in Allegheny, Pa., and now we hear it is vice versa. We know little of his past life, except, that he was educated in Allegheny High School, and that there is something besides home which makes him long for Allegheny. During our tt freshman' ' year, when rail road passes were floating around promiscuously, Shep' ' appeared as a streak between Allegheny and Philadelphia. Tis said that he could eat more baked beans than a real Bostonian, and feel more comfortable afterwards. He was our President during our first year and to him is credited the organization of a great class. CHANDLER WHITE SMITH. 4m A F Smith was thrust into this vale of tears at Urbana,O., on March 11, 1883. The atmosphere of that town did not agree with him, so he went to Vlfashington, D.C., where he won a diploma from the High School. Chandler had the dignity of a statesman, and was a great student. His argulnentative faculties were over developed. His long suit was argument. He agreed with no one, except Sylvis. and Sylvis agreed with no one. The two were inseparableg they studied together, sat together. chunnned together, but never argued. if .. f I I-'lIl'IID.l. l'1.Sl'IiRl,lNtl. A E Dutch pzirtook ot' his Iirst nu-:il ot' Sour liruut on Oct. 20, 1882 :it Kingston. l':i., :uid still 1-:its . . . . , . . , . it. lll'S1lySlll'IY1lSt'tlllt'llli'tlIll the lxingston lligh School und It youun S1-nun-u'v r- ' . ' lle will sell to you anything from zu box ot' writing pamper to :ui Jllllfllllullllth ll' you lnive ever seen :iuything on the street thut looked like :in l'I:istcr egg, you :irc safe in betting that it wus lIutch . llc wears :i purple tie, pink shirt, brown, gray, hlue, pluid. red or burnt oi-ginge vest.lml1n'kcogit, grey trousers, vatriegutcd socks, brown gziits-rs, :uid black shoes. Nlost :any kind ot' at wzitch chain. usually ai soft grey hut :uid :ilwuys :i c:u'n:1tion. .'XI,I+IXANIJEIi GILMURE CATIQICI, S'l'E'l'SUN. A E Pop was born on Nov. 26, 1866, :it Merchzuitvillc. N. J. As soon :is he tlisf-on-i-tttl hiss J Central High School. scientific learning by proceeding to become bald headed. chew tobacco and one would never notice it. go to -. I would like to be apprecixited for my worth. Tliatls the kind ol' m:in.l'op is. 6 ,YJ 1 . WILLIAM MARTIN SYLVIS. dm A I' 'Syl' 'wus handed to the nurse on June I, 1882, in thc City ofPhiladelpl1i11, and he hopes to hnnd many others to nurse s, before he leaves. He spent his childhood playing on the lots along South Broad St., and Hshing in the ponds nezu' League Island. His education, he credits to three schoolsg C. M. T. S., College of Commerce, und Drexel Institute. During his first year he was elected class Treasurer, and was honored by being elected President, in the second year. Syl. was of good standing in his college work, and hud Smith to back him. He knew whereof hc spoke, as 11 rule, und wus open for argument with any one, but his backer. Syl. always agreed with Smith, and Smith never agreed with anyone. roundings, he moved to I hilzidelphizi, where he attended the Public Schools, :uid grmluiqitt-tl troin th: We know little about him. He entered thc Sophomore yt-air, :uid prow-il hints:-lt' :i nizin nl gr' tt During our third year Pop was elected the lll0St7f.fI'2lf'1'lilIl tobacco ch:-wer ot the c-hiss. II1- could Settled was this man, full of conunon sc nsc, he says: ll they cure tor ine lor nw Iroks tht-vc in CHESTER A. WASHBURN., Chet was born at Everett, Mass., May 10, 1882. Being educated at Everett High School, Tufts Medical College, and Boston University, he came to us as a Senior and looked and acted like a first class Gentleman and Scholar. Fair, well developed, bright, well groomed, and well read, is this man. When he is not taking in the sights, he is taking in food, Its quality does not disturb him. He chums with Guild, and is a member of our Boston Quintette. Not noted for anything special, except his long, black, hard, dry, offensive cigars. ROME MAYNARD WEBSTER, 41 A 1' This bunch of coon songs, with its shuffle of feet, first annoyed his neighbors on Aug. 15, 1883, at Dayton, O., and has been annoying ever since. Rome, as he was commonly called, always lived in Dayton, and was educated at Steel High School in his native town. Rome never did want to roam from home because-? And for the same reason he would sit, and figure out, how many days he would pass before he could go home- His long suit was note-taking, in fact it was his hobby. And the wit he frequently handed out to his class was remarkable. A song, a jig, a cigarette, then for some witty remark. HOWARD JAY WESTNEY, gb A 1' . This noise was first heard in Camden, N J., on Aug. 19, 1885. Fearing to disturb the slumber of that town, he moved to Philadelphia, where he led a joyful life Indeed his life was so joyful, that it became more and more strenuous. This he could not stand, so he hied himself to Palmyra, N. J., but also too late the gay life still continued. Palmyra High School, and Brown Preparatory School are where he was educated. From his brother he received a slight idea of medicine and determined to study, taking to it like a fly to molasses. The class elected him treasurer for 05-06, and he handed SSI.-10 to his successor. The first time anything of this kind ever happened. Though restless and talkative, he was an excellent student, thanks to Fred. . , 1 lla-n w:1s:it Wellshurg, N. Y. on Ang. Zi, ISSZ. llislmyliootl n':isqniet:n1d refined :ind spent in happiness, whieh so tired hini that he moved to lirznlford, I':i., with the hope of expzinding. ln order todo this he lelt the town sehool :ind studied :it llneknell, from whieh institution he grndnnted. On the strength of this, he hlew into our midst during our sec-ond yezarund got mixed up in ull the elnss doings. llis rather quiet :ind reserved disposition may lend one to believe Ben to he eoneeited, hut not so. You know the old ndnge, Still waters run deep' '? Well th:1t's Ben. Qu- ii?l IEICNJAMIN l llANIiI.IN W1ll'l'1'l,Jll., 4: A l' JOHN GEORGE WURTZ. A E This :infitomieul unomnly aided in the misc-ries of this world on Ang. 31, ISH5, nt l'hil:nlelphi:1 Raised amid the mills of his native town, und so zxffeeted by the din of prosperity, he n:1tnr:illy was very noisy. He was educated :it La Salle College, and suddenly desired to study medieine. Ile studied In-tore the desire wore off, and made .11 success of it. To shut him up and give him something to do, the class elected him editor for four years, :ind made him historian. He spent much of his time drawing in other fellows, note hooks, and for tour yenrs took notes in end peneil, but never owned a pen knife. He has the reputation of using every pen knife in College, and being the greatest pest. G Hiialqnnennann Sung n ffl 4 D lp P lla-1-i A-5.32 I 2 5, 2 flliinlihlaflfiwfhldlflali lim .milifiiilf E4 - lilffiwgalfllgaffiulil 'J aasagllllglswiilgaaa n . . 1 L a 1 f 5 f e . -O I- Loyal and loving sons we'll ever he. Come, all yo sous of Hahnemann Hear us, Fair Halmemann, we sing to thee Anil lvl your voicvs rin! again. H In song your love for her proclaim ' 'Til hvavvn shall lmar the glad refrain. In ways of truth, Fair Hahncmann, CHORUS. XY-e follow thee with courage high, Oh llahneniaunl Fair Hahnemann! Our banners glemmng in the Sky' we Sing to thee Fam. Halmemuml Triunlphantly we sound our cry. , . .. J. ,I. v , . -. .V 1.1 J - H' .11 . '4'g'X Is. 4' .ff 'Af .-ag' , - :Z ' , I f ,Ax A . g: xr. 5 9'?f:k ,X f ,f . f, I ,, K, ' X .1 THE 1907 CLASS GIRL FN I bf A X 5 w I . u , 1 1 -. 1 ' ' its I 5 u. , u.. - w .fav 1 1 -1-. N ' Q v a' . ' 1 . . M 'X ,f x , ' , . '-as ' Q 4 f . . , , I ,J .1 ' 4 s w 4 -A s 1 A I , 4 W V1 ' I I , -L 5 I 4. , xr' I Q N x X . . - . ' e K 01 '-J' 1' 'f ... nl if A LASS PLAY - PROLOG UE -- Silence! You are ahout to be dramatically led through a mental review of the doings of our four years of college life, now past, but nez-er to be forgotten. This play cannot properly he classed as a tragedy, though some members are claimed to have succumbed to work, nor is it a comedy, others regarding their whole course as more or less a bur- lesque. It is, As You Like lt. We have no apologies to offer. This distinct ion was thrust upon us. If your name appears in any connection which may require an erplanation at the hands of your parents or sweetheart, call it a lie, for how much easier hare we all found it to face a lie than an uneornplimentary truth. We, the collaborators, are amply proteeted against any parental, conjugal, or fellow rnember'.v assault. hy agreeing. aforehand, to shift all responsibility, one upon the other, when aeeosted alone, and to hare a pressing engagement with the telephone girl, should u'e be held up conjointly. Should any elnergeney arise. hou'ez'er,u'e reserve unto ourselres, apriori, the same Shield and Buekleruof fabrication, as was so generously accorded you, for, A lie is an abornination un.to the Lord but a very present help in time of trouble. You are at liberty to fill out the lines, interpolate, criticise, applaud, or condemn, but we earnestly request you to pass us no material compliments. fresh, spoiled, or indifferent, other than your price of admission. Allen Carson. Romaine C. Hoffman. ACT I. Scene I Philadelphia-All is quiet. The great H ahnemann Medical College. 3 gangs. Mr. George Mattice. H-e-l-l-0 John, open the doors and me and the Dean will soon open things up. Solilogzgy. Well, another opening night has rolled around, and everything seems propitious for the coming year. Let's see, have I everything properly arranged ? The Dean will make a few introductory remarks on work, followed by some remarks of a local clergyman on morals. I guess the spread prepared in room 4 will prove a fitting climax. Well! the're beginning to come. I understand the class is a record breaker in numbers and a fine bunch of men too. Good prospects for books, me thinks, yes, good prospects for books! CProvided that Yiddish Sperling doesn't arri vel. I really know very few of the men personally, only just a few of the men from about the city. Let's see, there's Rieger and Sylvis, and Frosch, and Nagle, and Leonard, and Buckley, and-and-Wurtz-I almost overlooked Wurtz. Yes, and Schaefer. I believe Schaefer has decided to review the Freshman subjects. Well! there comes Rieger now. Think of the D- and he is sure to appear. Rieger Qwith chest expanded and thums in azrillaej Well, George! CSee how familiar. No one else dared use that familiarity till Senior yearl I have saw it was going to be a great class. Mr. Mattice,-let me introduce to 'HE l.l'll Wurtz BUUK . wm-rms PAPER, WE Q af? ALL KINDS 09 INSTKUYIENTS Ch32'4,l C' L 3? . r f' T123 I E50 A- I 93 13, E, 'lf. l Efif- -' 1. ' '- T,-If I 1 50 f What's that thumping up the you-Mr. William Peters-from Harrisburg, a man of great promise in our chosen profession. Also Mr. Chanticleer Smith from Washington, D. C. Yes, and Ryan from Mauch Chunk. Mr. Brooke as well. And there come the foreigners. Mr. Hoffman, from New York. You have probably read of him in the Police Gazette. Mr. Morton from the South. Mr. Barber. With pleasure, Mr. Jones from Camden. Hush don't tell it. It Wasn't his fault the stork lit on that side.of the river. Mr. Mattice,-Mr. Sperling from Wilkesbarre. Mattice-Yes, I have heard of you. I am very sorry to make your acquaintance. steps? Ryan-Moyer and Black just drove up in a hay wagon and didn't have time to change their boots. You'll find a boot jack in the basement. Ricgcr-Alas! though, who comes here? ls it Caucasian or Ethiopian ? aa ha-I see it 's from Pittsburg. Gentle- men, Mr. Shepard. Wurtz-Husky brute isn't he? Well! here comes two more shining lights. QProvcd to be Robinson and Shannon with their incandescent nosesl. Mr. Mattice-Come in now, boys, Dr. Thomas and I are about ready to open things up. Boistero us clamor for seats. Room 4-Tables spread. Motley concourse of faculty, their wives and ye simple students. Shepard-Well! Boys, let us eat. Hoffman-That's us Shep, but you better wash that Pittsburg soot off your face and hands, or Morton and King and the other fellows from the South, will object to eating with you. You know I don't care for myself,for I am from New York, but there's Morton whose grandfather had a mule stolen in the late war. He is pretty touchy on the negro question. Webster-This is a nice feed alright, but I don't see why the nurses weren't invited. Gee! but I saw a peach on my way over. Long-Forget it! Nurses! You have been talking about nurses since the Qi! W, ,MD me I day you were born. Hand me over a fist full of them oysters, Moyer. Give us R '43 a plate ofthat salad with the cabbage leaves around it, Fry. Send us over a gf? X couple of them sandwiches, Greenwood. This is no time to be asleep. N4 1 Webster-Mr. Hoffman, will you please pass me over a lady finger? I don't Qi EQ if really care for anything else tonight. I haven't had such a delicacy since the ,leg ff 7393 night I left Ohio. Q ,I Black-By Gosh! Look at Heck over tgere in the corner. He has gone A- , ' to sleep with a raw oyster but half swallowe . fp , Ryan-I guess it is about time for this Irishman to skidoo. Will you get on, f f though, fellows, to Schaefer tending bar at the coffee table. a-ha-and Lydia I7 X 7' 'lt and Lizzie pouring tea? CAt the mere mention of tea and coffee Robinson and , - Shannon leave in disgust turning their search lights on the Aberdeen-Others . followj. The hnur is late, the evening well spent, and the class of 1907 well satisfied with 'itself and its introduction to H ahnemann. V RIALTO - COLLEGE STEPS. Sperltng-Good morning! gentlemen, what can I do for you this morning? Wurtz-You mean what can you do us for, don't you? On the level, though, fellows, we had a good time last night, and I'll tell you the Freshmen are all to the merry. Sylvis-Have you seen the Posters the Sophs have out? They have laid down the law to us. I unclertand they have had some of our men doing stunts already. Shepard-Yes, and we will put it all over them, boys, if they get gay. Nagle-Do you really think they will hurt us? I half wish I hadn't entered. I have suffered enough already. I can't call on my girl any more, for her mother says, medical students are so course. Africa-Hurt who? You ought to have seen what I done when I was in Prep. school. See that knuckle there? That came from hitting a Soph. who got Fresh with me, when I entered Prep. school four years ago. That's the kind of a fellow I am. Dreibelbis-Hello, Sunny! Did you see once, what we have to do already yet? The Sophs have posted it up. Sunny Jim-No I didn't yet already, but I wished I had once. Dretbclbis-Well, you musn't be out after 10 P. M. without your mamma. Can't raise a moustache, smoke anything stronger than cubebs nor drink anything stronger than milk, nor ride on anything but a Jack ass. Sunny Jim-So? Now that wast a deuct of a note, ain't it? King CPantingj By Heck! I just missed it. Did you see Barber leading Long on an ass down Broad Street with the placard When shall we three meet again? Ryan-Did you say it was a Sophomore, Long was riding? Wurtz-Yes, and there's one apiece boys. No more trolleys for us. The Sophomore said, . Saddle me the ass, And they saddled him SL'l':NR2.-llmm l.sfS1'co21d 11'w'lr. .lll Illt'lIlllf'I'S present. lticger bring, as hc sags,ol1lrr, acts as twrnporurg chairlnan und nmlrrs :chat ln' hoped :could ln' his own, nominating spew-lt. lficgcr-Whereas, we have saw tit to enter the class of 1907, and a good body of men it is, in fact,as long as I was on the road for l'illsbury, m-ver did l have arrayed before me the lflower of manhood, as are numbered on our class ,sg roll, and fellow members, whereas, the Sophomores would seek to lower our is X dignity and self respect by their supercilious demeanor, and, as undoubtedly, ,Q by united efforts, we could wipe them off the map, and so, stay out as late as rio- X we please, smoke what we please,drink what we please, and if there be no asinine 'Qi Sophomores handy to ride, ride what we please, I think it in order to unite our Xa forces and elect a president who shall guide us to triumph against all adversity. Nagle lAfter a wink from Riegcrj-Fellows, I nominate Iiieger. He is in 25 ,ii my Sunday school class, and he hasn't missed a Sunday in a year, so you can Ag depend on him. L- si? X395 CLost for want of a second. This fwas one time when Charlie couldn't vote for himselfj ' y Sylris-I nominate, Mr. Chanticleer Smith, who first crowed in the dawn VOT ,UR I from the dizzy height of the Washington monument. Has had his spurs XD sharpened on adversity, and stands out pre-eminently as chief cock of the roost. Morton CSwallowing and rolling his tongaej-Second it. CH e thought of a lot more but couldn't seem to get it out orer his lipsj Jones-I nominate Mr. Peters, a man who since the day he passed the Obturator Foramen has been a leader of men. A man of keen intellect, manly physique, and exemplary morals. , Africa-I second it but what are morals? Jones-Ask Hoffman. Rieger CGrouchy because he didn't get itj-Come to order, men. This is no place for levity. lVurtz-Mr. Chairman I am a man of few words. I have not the gift of oratory, nor the lung capacity of the previous speakers, butito bring order out of chaos, unity out of dissension, I would like to present as the Dark horse of this convention, Mr. Warren B. Shepard of Pittsburg. Great furore. Election carried by storm. He takes the gave! and rules with an iron hand throughout his reign. utterly eaterminating any rebellious spirit who dared to cross his will. K Scene 3. DR.'B1GLER's'I5tooM. Freshmen and Sophomores assembled for a lecture on Physiology. Contrary to college custom, the Freshmen are occupying the front seats, the Sophomorcs, in the eyes of the Freshmen, having! forfeited them by their puerile actions. Piped 'voiced Sophnzore-Fresh, up! Freshmen Cunitedlyj -Fresh, stay down! King Shepard-Boys, the fight is on. VVe will win today or Molly Shepard is a widow. Smith-you lead the left wing, Moyer-you the right. I will direct the center. Smith-Aye! aye! I'll try, sir. So help me Moses! Moyer-Me, too. I wast ready still. Boys we wasn't afraid of them there Southmores. Off mit your coats! Up mit your sleeves! Ooh! by damn, I busted my suspenders. Leonard-CTeeth chattering with feary Say, fellows I will get up in the back of the room and act as a reserve force giving aid where it is needed. Ut wasn't neededj Wurtz-QUp with Leonard on the reservej Get busy, boys, their coming. Shepard-Wait till you see the whites of their eyes then, fire away. 'tj 137,711 Africa-I guess if we wait that long there won't be anything but black in V Qjgif 4 their eyes tomorrow. Let me at them. I'll show them. K x X X ' Leonard-Give it to them boys! Now, the're at it. Now, its getting hot. Soak him Shep! If you need any help don't forget- to call on the reserve. Just . 4: look at Barber shaving that dirty bearded looking Soph., and Black there put - A an eye on that man in the corner. Wurtz-Look at F rosch looking over his glasses and carefully deliberating where he shall hit his man.--Do you get on to that? Cpointingj There's Nagle and Boehringer scratching, and pulling out each other's hair, forgetting in their zeal for the cause, that they are both on the Freshmen side.-There's Hoffman, too,rolling all over that barrel. Yes it's Dutch Fleming. Webster is in it to. See, he has that Sissy looking Sophmore bythe leg sqeezing it to WR BENQ beat three of a kind. Reseiive ff.-.l R WQ nl l , !f it t y Ny! 'mas k NL! 5 Leonard-Look! Quick! Johnnie! Thatfs a dirty low trick. You XX better lend your part of the reserve force now, though I will hold back a little 5 longer. They have one of our men down on the desk. They have knocked all the wind out of him, and yes, have pulled out all his hair. If it isn't Africa. ,J Wurlz-It c0uldn't he Africa for you couldn't knock all the wind out of him, and he never had any hair. But. me to thc rescue. Dr. Higlcr-Gentlemen, Gentlemen. Why all this pzmdemonium. Save your energy. You will need il to answer my questions in Physiology. t0rdcr was restored, but .-1 frica swore rengenee on thc man. that robbed him of his two hairs right on the lop of his head where it showed. Illorlon also teas mzemhling something for several days because some one was im polite enough to step on his new russet shoes. S parting, he soon recovered, and was busy getting low rates on the gold fillings in the teeth knocked out of the Sophmoresj. Scene 4. ANNUAL INSTITUTE NIEETING - Room 1. According to custom each class presents a speaker to recite at this meeting the 'merits of his own class and the dcmerits of the others. It is the thing among the Freshmen and Sophmores to steal the other's speaker. To make sure 1907 should have a representative, three men were chosen, Shepard, Rieger, and Buckley. lfiftemoonj. Morton-Say, Hoffman, have you seen Shepard and Rieger? I am afraid the Sophs have pinched them. We will be in a pretty stew for sure having no speaker for our class. Hoffman-They were here a little while ago, but did you hear about Buckley? He was in a restaurant this noon and some Sophs. knowing he was there, and was one of the speakers, surrounded the place to capture him. Well Buckley, being sweet. on the landlady's daughter, borrowed some of her clothes, and putting on her hat and veil, walked through the crowd unrecognized. He has an idea for tonight now. A frica-You ought to have seen what I done. I chased five Sophomores fourteen blocks all by myself. Their speaker was among them and really they were all so scared of me I don't think he w ill stop running in time to get back here to speak tonight. . fEreningJ. Barber-Fellows! get together,we have got to rescue Shepard and Rieger. The Sophs. have them in the band- aging room and they have barricaded the doors. Leonard-That's right fellows go on. I will stay back in the reserve like I did when we won the fight in Dr. Bigler's room. ' Moyer-Now then already once, and we will bust in the door. Together once now. Again. Hump! Swing in here Black, mine golly I can't do it all mit myself so. King-There she goes with a bang. See Moyer bring down the door like Samson rent the pillars of the temple in the days of old. Colonel Robinson- In the name of Jehovah and the Continental Congress I command you to surrender. Advance! Me Il. Wurtz-Look out fellows! They are armed with clubs. I'll fix them, here goes a bottle of formalin. Ryan-Ah, you blockhead. Don't you know you will smother Shepard and Rieger as well as the Sophomores- President of the Institute-Come Fresh. Cut out this racket. The meeting is called to order. You've done enough damage, with broken doors and windows. All you will care to pay for I guess. Jones tWhtsperlng to Westneyj.-Don't this beat the deuce. No speaker for us. I'll be -- darned. Here the Sophomore speaker has finished his speech, and is rubbing it into us, because they managed to steal ours. Westney-Well! Where's Buckley? They have Shep., and Charlie, but where is Jim? fPausej President-The next in order on the programme is the Freshman speaker. CPause--the Sophomores ejfem- inately hysterical because no Freshman speaker appearsj aw 'NNN Mn , Frosch-Do you see that crazy woman? Look at her walking SIS 'Baum AV WELL' wan . . . THE H -L up behind the desk. She must be nutty. She is removing her shawl, ati-wm.nwvv her hat, her veil, Mine Gott und Himmel! What else? I'll be damned. -guusteye t 0 T AT ' 1 It's Buckley, our speaker. Eurethra! Eurethra! Eurethra! fn K - Sunny Jim-Who was the goats, hey? fl 4 ' gm Dreibelbis-1906. rc.? Sylvls-the Bard, inspired. gel gl X Thus in all the hear. YQ 1 There was no heart so bold E A 1 Y But sore it ached, and fast it beat fy ul f When that ill news was told. l PM Forthwith, uprose each man of ours, l 1,7 Uprose '07 all. ' T cl! In haste we gathered together, N 5, W And were excited more and more. fi-1' Stlvoassm Vile held a council standing Before that small room door, And there decided to finish '06 And listen to them no more. Outspokc the captain roundly, This door must straight go in, For since Shep and Rieger are lost, Naught else can save to win. Just then a scout- came fiying, All wild with haste and fear, To arms! to arms! Sir captain The enemies are in here. Before the little room to the westward, The captain fixed his ear, And heard the noise of the men inside Who were trembling with fear. Then with determination Spoke the captain to his mates, To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late. So strike the blow with all your might That we may gain the day And crush '06 clean out of sight And have things our own way. There were none who would be foremost To lead such dire attack, But those behind cried forward And those before cried back. Then the Freshmen iilled with fever Seized hatchet bar and crow, Q And smote upon the door above And loosened it below. Then with a crash like thunder, Fell every loosened beam, And with a shout and louder The windows were kicked in. We gained the day by might and main And Buckley made his speech. But Twenty-flve dollars we had to pay For the breaking of the peace. The college then replaced them With iron which they did buy And there they stand until this day To witness if I lie. , Am' ii. SCENE I. Sophomore gear. Opening of College. Summer reminiscences. ll'eleoming new afldilions to the class. .llr. .llattlcc-IVOII mon, we have things ready for yon. I :un really tilud QQ. to soc your class hack again. I hope you'vo had a plczisztnl Suinnicr, also a N X Lffbi prosperous one. 'l'licrc'is nothing like :i follow hustling in Summer and having KE: f pltnty of inoncyfoi hooks in the l ill My shelves .ne loadul for you, boys. K , X f bperling-IN hatlare you trying to sell some-thing so soon? You are the f most nicrccnary man I think I ever mot. Always trying to scll some body G!-E.-as i X something. QThink of this from Dutch who can nose a scent for half a mile, and cc,-Cqx :X nerer stops barking till he runs it flown. Ile not only gets a rake off everything jig,-l ' which passes through the doors of the college, from a Bowles stelhescope to Gum coats, but even robs the Lora' on the Sabbath by taking up the collection in one N4N. iA1vics Has A Pei-.uung Wu Of the large churches on a comniisionj u 1 ' Shepard-Well fellows, were back again. beems good to get back. Did OF ofremnoms umm wnsn you have a nice time Charlie? wekcomuvo 'rue B018 BNN. ' Rieger-Bet your life. Yes, I sort of had things my own way around the college and dispensary. You know Dr. Shallcross turned over the Nose and Throat department to me this Summer. I have saw a pile of cases I'll tell you. Made a special study of Adenoids,', If I am invited, I will read a paper on that subject before the Institute. QOf course after that hint he had to be inrited. After he read his paper, however, the class came to the conclusion Rieger had been in Dr. James department rather than in the Nose and Throatj. Morton-Why, Rome! Glad to see you old man. Did you have a good time? 5,3 Webster-Well now say. You just better believe it. I never let her out of my sight. Y'-1'-D Hoffman-fpresumptuouslgb.-Why do tell? Yoti're not married are you? Ci-IQID Webster-Ah, go on, but say have you seen Esther since you got back? She's got a t e E: new set of teeth. Looks great. .3-.I Shepard-say, Charlie. wheres Nagle? ,Wig Rieger-Oh! he hasn't gotten back yet. He's been down at Ocean Grove acting I lg Skt? dr Kim-5 X' 'Wk U1 tjflhl as office boy and chamber maid in a school teacher's hotel. -,'3,' .3',. Wurtz-Hello! Ryan. You look scared. Why your hair stands up like the sprouts Q on an Irish potato. So you had a job as engineer on the Lehigh Valley last Summer. - e gg: JW Fuhrman-He says so, but I heard it was blowing the whistle on a sand derrick. Jones-That was a hot one on Westney. You know he was renting out bathing I - suits last Summer in Atlantic City. 1 - --.. xii Boehringer took his girl down for the day, and deciding to take a bath, he - - -5, applied to Westney for bathing suits. Purposely or not, Westney gave Boeh- '4-L '-I I- -I -' F- ringer the skirted suit, and his lady friend appeared in the other. It caused a -.essay if fi small riot. Even Atlantic City wouldn't stand for that. Westney came near fZ f X losing his job. Shepard-Why don't you fellows get busy and make yourselves agreeable to the new men of the class? What's the matter with you? Barber-We will. Who is that big fellow over there with a long nose, a short Antero Posterior head, and a long raincoat? Wurtz-Why, that's Schneider from Scranton. He graduated from Wesleyan last June, and as for the raincoat, he bought that in Middletown, 3- i f ' 2 - I I-if Conn. and gave 3540 for it,and no one shall leave this hall till I have recovered it. h - - H oyjfmafn.-Colne over, Ben. Don't be bashful. You're the most backward X- 'N - -K man in coming forward I think I ever saw. Healthy blush on his cheek, though, hey! He didn't get it where some of our tall military members of the class got it on their noses either. He's one of the chief Bucks of Bucknell. , Sunny Jim-Gentlemen. Mr. Gould. Drevlbelbis-Did you say Gould or Ghoul? He has rather an uncanny appearance surely. A good fellow, though, I understand, and an intellect sharp as a razor. Horribly vain though. He's always fussing and changing his hair. A frica-Get on to that stumpy beaided, sharp-eyed, good natured looking fellow standing by the steps. For the life of me I can't tell whether he's smiling or chewing tobacco. I believe his name is Erdman. Ryan-Did you see that fellow duck as he came through the front door? That's Benjamin. I understand he has nearly been pulled on several occasions for annoying the ladies by looking in the second story windows as he walks along the streets. He doesn't mean anything by it, for really he is innocent as a lamb. It was simply a case of Lapsus Menti when legs and neck were given out. Smith-Who is that little man who just came in on the run, with no hair on his head, a smile and a little red stubble on his lip? ' . , X., 1 I swiss: sslsstcrea J '-- - l l 7 - E' 'Qilll,J ,., i ' Qfim .f- r Bill, 1 , A 'Q , 'lil' ll'urtz-'I'l1:1t's Alexander A. B. C. X. Y. Z. Stet son, familiarly known as Pop. A man well versed in the world, a good heart and gentle finger, knows anatomy like a book, and tells funny jokes, and laughs like the devil at them himself. Shepard-My name is Shepard. Yours is Corson? Glad to know you. Lets go in and listen to the opening exercises and I guess maybe there is something more substantial at the end over in room 4, which I will confess appeals to me very strongly. SCENE 2. F.xInMouN'r PARK. FALL OF 1905. Sylvis-CC7hesty over his election to the Sophomore presidencyj-Listen! my boys, I have a challenge to present. It is to meet on the diamond our worthy, though inferior, associates of the Freshman class. Morton, I appoint you as captain of our team. Now Gosh darn it all, boys, get busy and practice, for we must win. The game is called 2. P. M. sharp this Saturday afternoon. Fairmount Park-M ost of the college present, also Moyer and Heck in the grand stand eating peanuts. CBlack couldn't be there. The baby was cutting a tooth. He had a game of bawl all his own.l Morton--My beginning line up will be,-Catcher, Schneider, Pitcher, King, Ryan, on First, Hoffman, on Second 5 Heck, on Third 3 Morton, Shorty Left field, Erdman, Center, Boehringer, Right, Dreibelbis. Some of them are pretty rotten, but I won't hesitate to change around to meet the exigencies of the situation. They are all amateurs anyway. I can say that for them. Why the Fresh's battery are regular professionals. They have, I understand, been pitching over in Camden all summer for 50 cts. a week. Umpire-The coin says the Sophomores take the field. CKing in the bo:r.J Umpire-4 balls! take your base. Grandstand-Rotten! put him out! Umpire-Next man up. ----- Dead ball! take your base. CThis was King's only curve, an inshoot in the man's stomachj Morton-King go way back and sit down. The bench needs warming. Jones, you come do the twirling. If you can juggle the ball like you can the truth, the game is as good as won. tHe proved but a very slight improve- ment. Jones had two curves. One of them was a straight ball, and the other was also a straight ball, only both of them were crooked and missed the plate by a foot.j Sperling-Soft. drinks. Ice cold. Five a glass. King-I don't see why I got put out of the game. ZR su-sawn-reiz swim , ,gg There's butter finger Ryan dropping them all like hot Q gd? -1 ,Q P potatoes. They ran him off of first, yet gave him another Sffx .e I ,MLS chance in the field. There's Heck asleep on Third cat ching 4 rzQ'fs , X' E QE, them with a feather bed. Schneider, too, put up the bluff, ll- X he couldn't catch without a backstop, and still he was given v'-- givin - f f' qui, another chance on First. His bluff was called when the x - ' y V to ,f 1 best possible back stop was improxised by hating Ben- e'N '1g ' 'l3N -ik jamin lie on his back with his toes heavenward. Even after I l . ' ' At I M that, he muffed them. Yet I have to warm the bench. ' A ' I It's humiliating to say the least, when I wrote my girl the ' , 50 'S l class was looking to me to win the game for them. -f-1-1 ' S erling-Hot Dogs! Vgurtz-CLeading the cheersj. Now fellows, the game is nearly over and the Fresh are ahead. We have got to cheer. Altogether now,- gy' Rah! Rah! Rah! I. -5: 'Ml -RM. Rah! Rah! Rah! E, It - Hahnemann, Hahnemann, Sis, boom, ah! I xp ' 'Vila , Now again, fellows Westney is at the bat. jan, tx '- Fuhrman-Did you see that? He's knocked it out of sight. Q-plj, ig, Freshman fielder CRurm'ing after it and crying longingly at the ballj. A horse! 1 in l a horse! my kingdom for a horse. , ' Jones-Good boy, Wess. I couldn't do better than that myself. Slide! 6 ' Kelly! Slide! Safe! By Gosh! Safe. Schneider-CRemembering the Wesleyan yellj. Hurrah! boys, Righteous- ness shall prevail. Sperlirsg-Peanuts. Five, a bag. Horton--Get. together boys, and we will :lo the trir-lc ya-t. Hoff- man, you go behinfl the bat, and l will twirl the ball. White---'l'hat battery' is hot stuff. If they had gone in sooner, . l wc shoulfl not have gone down to ignominous flt-feat. X Umpire -flame over! tiqrore not ymlilislzerlj. AP . , . Sperlmng-Score cards souvenirs of the game. Africa-lVe can lick them, if we ean't heat them playing hall. Scene 3. Closing of the Sophomore year. lloo'rHnY's. f7la.w.s banquet, o,,Knm'f'-'fi' the same being instittzled by our class and thereafter called our annual 'Rlw banquet. Froseh-CChiramanl-Ladies and gentlemen CLiz and Lydia looked at. one another and laughed when he .said l.atl'ies ----- Websten- when be said gentlefmenj. It was with great pains me and my committee are enabled to spread before you to- f night such an elaborate banquet. We have gotten you the best possible at -D511 the price voted per plate barring of course the just and reasonable graft on the part of the committee. With these words of greeting and explanation l will turn you over to the tender mercies of our president and toast master, Mr. William M. Sylvis. Smith-Hurrah for Sill! Hurrah for Sill! He's my ehum. Hurrah for Sill! I'll bet I get enough to eat if he is running it. Moyer-Oh Gosh, Toastmaster, are we going to have toast? I wouldn't, give five cents for that. Black-Ah go on Ike. Don't be so green. We ain't going to eat the toast. Sylvis-I assure you, gentlemen, I esteem it the proudest moment of my life to stand here and look down upon such a noble assemblage of high QNRKNQ FQR minded men. Let the music start and the viands be brought forth, and he , who clashes a knife out of rhythm is a traitor to the Muses for he who has FUR sl'-L, ws rw cmm 2 not an aesthetic musical soul, whether it be in the wielding of the scalpel, or the roll- ing of pills, is not to be trusted and the truth is not in him. Blow your horn Africa, and tell them to bring on the soup. Long.-Can you have two dishes full? Stetson-There won't be any second orders for any of the rest, Shepard is here. Barber-Look out, Ike! Don't. swallow the bones in that fish. Moyer-Ah! go on, I ainit so bad as Heck. See, he's asleep with a fish bone caught in his throat. Black-These are good tomats. Only I don't much like this Frenchified juice on them. Hojifman-Look out, Dud, you'll freeze your face on that ice cream. f'::i4E : : Nagle-Oh goody! are we going to have ice cream? T We snwqvn Sylvis-Africa toot your horn again and tell them to bring on the meat. Dreibelbis-Hello! Sunny. I guest we will have to let out our belts once. Leonard-I will take my coffee bare footed. Robinson-Well now it seems very much like election passing out these cigars. Sylvis-As the charm of a banquet consisteth not in the abundance of the things eaten it will be my pleasure at this time to introduce Dr. Charles W. Rieger who will tell us Why we are here. Cfljter much circumlocution and Much ado about Nothing Charlie concluded,- IVe're here because, We're here because, We're here because, We're here. QH e retired under a fusillade of discarded edibles and dishesb. Sylvis-It gives me great pleasure to present as our next aetherial artist Mr. Rome E. Webster. 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II1' 11111 l11111'1'1'1'1' lIl'l'l'l'l' 111 U11 I ' 161011111 111' .wt111l1'11l.w 11'1111l1l 111' ll'll l'llf1l'I ACT III. Scene I. J unior year. Opening of College. Mattice-Dear me, how time does fly. You wouldn't believe it is time to open up again. I guess I will have to dust my shelves, and open up for business. I must say though, business was bad last year. It occurs to me much of the money put up, for books by the boys' Papas was diverted to other channels. Sperling-Me, too, Mattice. The highest I made from any one man in the class all last year was thirty-five cents, and I had to bone him three times a Week for six months to get that. Sylvis-Never mind, we have some new blood in the class and maybe you can leech them a little better. Why, yes, there comes Koons, now you know he got a little tired running the hospital so he thought he would see what he could do at the college. Ryan-You don't call that new blood, do you? Why that's old enough to be your grand father and knows enough to write a book, because he says so, Why yes, sure! damn it all! Sure! , , Robinson-Who is that new man in the far corner? It is rather Xlamt X' it i: dim. I can just make him out and hear an occasional splash on 'l ii j' O iff' the floor. X Q3 7' 2' 5' - I - 1- ' ix f Wu t Bobbie you and Shannon go oy er and illuminate the cor Pi f ner with our nasal arc lights. Oh yes, that fellow who always looks N - . Y . . ' . . as lf he was trying to l1e out of something? Stes, whythat's Roscoe Eats ' ' Em Alive Perkins from Boston via Mexico and Baltimore. 7,7 H eck-Did you hear about the cyclone in the West? Yes, it blew - v grin . in a whole car load of live stock. Some of it I believe have affiliated -'lg L . , . N. ' themselves with us. There's Beery, and Douds, and Preston, and bis Hopkins, also high potency Phelps. They came East in a balloon. i i The argument now is, which one or combination of them inflated the balloon? Some say one, some say another, but the real fact will -5 1 I ' 5:E:F5s:: . Ii never be definitely known till Gabriel blows his horn. Stl Schneider-Come now, fellows, it was by hard work I was elected 1-an cane: EAST IN ,A'BM-I-007+ Hlz'.X'7'l.l:' Sl'lfl.N'I,'. Vlttss u.wsr'111l1l1vl 11111 the sZ1'j1.w 1111- Jwv, jf1.tft'11g1 Ill sltorl lwsjtift' from ll'I11'A'. il Sunni tts ttstutl 11tt111elt171tg lH'll'IllIf-N 111111 olltrrs nyflittyj lltt' passizty fl'IIlUfI'.s. , 1 llllftlll' Spritttt' l1:1s 1-otne ll lllIl, uv-Ru won 51111.11 an ous 10101101 ' . ' W K' :tml I lor one :1111 glatl. I llllllli Ill go :intl get :1 llilll' t't1t Ull tl1e st rength ol 1t. ll'ZlI'fZi.-Xl? yott going to take gas? On tl1e level though, t'ello1x's! we l'l'I'l1llIllf'll11Y0 lmeen on the jutnp this year. l'11 BE DRRNED IF l .Iloyer-Work! 111i11e tlollies, yes. I have lost twenty pounds ztlreacly, f-KN GET THAT . . . . . Illll Tests and Quizzes :tml all. It was worst than milking tl1e tweiity-five STRMGHT Cows hefore lmreakfast as I ttsetl to onee. Slzunrtmttgl never worked IIZIITICI' i11 Illy life. Why, there clicl11't a week pass ltttt I hall to get six ext-ttses si gned. Fry-.-Xh! Work! It Clttllll hotlier 111e. If I rlon't. want to go to lectures, I llflllll go. I 11111 one of those fel- lows that clon't give :1 -4 M-. I liye every clay so that I can look every -- lllilll i11 the fave :111rl tell I1i111 to go -- -- . 'I'l1at's the kind of 11 1111111 I 11111. See. Hojfnzcm-Ol1! Cltlllll rentincl 111e of work. It ntakes Ille feel bad. Also please refrain for poor lSe11's sake. Why, he 11e:11'ly got. nervotts prostittition studying for those unexpected tests. Now, that it's :1l1ot1t over, we can look o11 some of the antttsing things that happened during the year. That was a l1ot one o11 Brooke in lll't'5l1l1'lll, :1t1tl A'llIll'Il xxork shall lteottt'111ottol'o1'tl1t- XI'Ill'.H llt-1111-111l1t-1 lt is llttl xyork ltlll uorry that kills. liroolcr llarcl work? Well. I sl1o11l1l say, yes. Yott ltnon l l1:tye llt'Ill'lf' txxistetl 111y nose ull' trying' lu thinly 11l1iel1 si-le the l1--:11't is till. lt is the left yes, tl1:1t's right. 'l'l1e 1'i:l1t'.' i'yt1,it INIIH lelt. Well l'll lie tl2ll'Ill'tl il' l e:111 Sappy's quiz. Brooke,-What is a myxoma? Brooke tPushing his nose at right angles and thinkingj Why! why!-it's-it's a mixed tumor. Sappy- That's where you are a little mixed. Wurtz-That's as bad as Nagle's cow. Dr. Dudley asked him, Upon what does the quantity of a cow's milk depend? Nagle, On the amount of exercise she takes. Shannon-Something like Bobbie's answer to Dr. Van Baun, Through what period does infancy extend? Bobbie, From the first to the fifteenth year. Sylvis-That one of Smith's was pretty warm, too-Dr. Mercer, Name some of the nervous symptoms of preg- nancy. Smith Do you mean in the woman, Dr? Douds-That's worse than Dreibelbis's when Dr Mercer asked him, What would be the first thing you would do when called on a case? Dreibelbis answered. Get ready and go. Sunny Jim-Now that's what I call Dutch, ain't it? Heck-Fry is pretty good. In answering Dr. Golden as to the cause of miliary tuberculosis replied, Millinery Tuberclesf' V Berry-Long made a hot shot in Korndoerfer's quiz. Were you there ? Long- VVhat influence does pregnancy have on surrounding inflammatory conditions? Long- It's disastrous to indamma- tion, Dr. Shepard-tLaughing as though he had the hearesj-Schneider has be- come quite a microscopist. Dr. Elliot asked him, what he saw under the scope in a case of appendicitis. Redness, swelling, and inflamma- tion, he unhesitatingly replied. Webster-Did you hear that bull Dud Morton made in a quiz? Hoffman-You must be a mind reader, for no one could ever hear what Dud Morton answered in a quiz. Rieger-Laying all jokes aside, though, fellows, it was too bad Pop Stetson left out that comma in Dr. Mohr's test. If it wasn't for that bull he would have gotten a hundred sure. Never mind Pop. Don't worry any more about it. Next year will be a cinch. casa umm ir Au., u Fonaor Tum' connnu. At l' IV. Scene I. Uprning u'c'rk. lrirliuiiiig oprning rniglll, and Ihr installation ofllmltvi.Norlh1'np,ululug1'l14'l'11l rruniun of thc class. George ttihscrrc Scnior yrur girrlh us lillr Io this fumiliurily so sl1r1'vptilfously UfJpl'lllPl Iflfl'lI hy l'hurIic in Frrsh ma n yea rl. What! back again? 'Tis but :1 day, it sccins, since last I saw you lwrc. l'will lic but yt-t unotlicr, :intl all is over. Tinie surely flies tus ha' wus rrinirzrlrvl on srrulrhirig his hztulj. I must say, that professionally and socially, your class has been line, and our rclationsliips niost plcas:uit, but financially, I niust conf:-ss a rank disappointment. Why, I really bclit-vc you have spent more nioncy for peanuts than you have for books. Frosrh-Cllclibrrating. while posing with his sup1'uort1.lm'gazcb. I tlon't know but that your are right, George. I wonder what the Doctor would think ol' that if he knew it. Sylris-I don't know, but il' I thought hc wouldn't like it, I wouldn't buy another peanut. K oons-Mc ncit hcr. Shcpard-Hello! Bill. How's Harrisburg? Hear you're going to lecture in Korndoerfer's place next year. Peters-'I'l1a.t's a daunn lic. I never said Obturator Iforamen. Hoffman.-Hello! Webster. What! you back? Ican't believe my eyes. She must have shook you. We usually look for you to appear about one week late. Webster-Have you seen Dud Morton? Hoffman.-Not yct but soon. You knew he visited me last Summer. Yes he brought the letter in his pocket saying he was coming. He was quite busy most of the Summer. Anaesthetized most of the time. lVur!:--I see Nagle is back again from the shore. This must be his fifth season as chamber-maid in that school- I9flCll6l S hotel. I understand this year, he conducted in connection with it, some proxdngs on Baptisia. Ryan-Toot! Toot! tHe thinks he is still engineering thc sand derriclc on the Lehigh Valleyj Africa-Yes, I was substituting considerable during the summer. I certainly did some fine work. You ought to have seen me, Frank. Barber-I don't doubt it Ned. You're a Warm article. I was in hard luck. Was laid up in the Rochester hospital for six weeks with Diphtheria contracted from one of the nurses. Jones-Hello, Perkins. My you look badly. What's the matter? Did you get marasmus while you were up at the Children's last Summer? Perkins-I d0n't know what it is. I never had better grub in my life than when there, and the work was a cinch. I can only account for it by the drain on the system listening to your kicks for two months. Even my stomach rebelled against that. - Fuhrman-Glad to see you Tommy. Heard you were doing some good work up in the Reading hospital last Summer. Erdman-Oh! yes. They used to call me in when there was anything special to be done. Schneider-Well, we have some new men with us fellows. I guess as president of the class, it is my place to see that they get acquainted. Dreibelbfis-Let me introduce Mr. Gaston. Sunny Jim-He looks happy anyway, whether he is or not. Benjamin-It gives me great pleasure to make you acquainted wih Deacon Stanley. What you don't know about it, ask him. Koons-Here comes the Boston brigade. They are four,- five, counting the dog. The dog is really alright. Boston Mr. Hanlon, fellows, Mr. Washburn, Mr. Guild and Mr. -5RiGADE O'Donohue. They live up near the stump that Perkins INXITMG sprouted from. we DOG- Robinson--Hold on to your watch. men. Really though fellows we are glad to have you with us. You will confer a favor on us all if you show Charlie how to cook the beans in good old Boston style. Scene 2. Informal smoker in the hall during Dr. .Uol1r's lecture hour. illisccllancozzs topics of conversation with special attention to the Institute Paper. Erdman-That's a deuce of a paper this year. Has nothing in it but Van's clinics and advertisements. Why they don't seem to want good material when they can get it. It was only with the greatest effort I was able to get in that paper of mine which made such a hit at the Institute. Barber-It's pretty rotten. I could do better myself. You ordinarily expect a college paper to have something in about the college. Jones-Yes, it hasn't had an account of a single Institute Meeting this year. I don't care for myself, just because I am president, but then a fellow dou't feel like shaving all the jvc-:ir to make the meetings :i stu-1-4-ss, :md get no eredit for it. You knou I dou't like to kit-lt about anything though. llll'-Yfllt'-If - It is a shame. It puts him in rather a bad light . having wu it all over Lzunden, how he runs the tolli-ge, and the Institut:- would all go to Pot if it wasn't for him, etc-. And then never hzul X49 his uanu' in the Institute paper all the yt-:u'. llis moth:-r too ff-4-ls the blow lor she savs she :ilwavs lt-els so proud to see l're1ldi1-s name in the paper. .Ilortmi Yes um um um - -1 tll'lz1'rl1 aflwr rlijlirulty was l'll,fl'l'lll'l'fl'll us fll'1'7l-jj rm w.1'pf'r'ssim1, of 1711- 1lffjIIOff0'71f urn' the ftllifllfl' to crm? 'IIIl H!l'0?l his 1:-urls as rlmirmrm of tlw zlurzw' l'0l7llll'?ilf!'l'.,l HI'1'f'IIll'00flYNIY objection is, that it is always three mont hs behind hand. 1 c-an't tolerate procrastination. rw li'yfL11tA'l'l1e editorials, too, are conspicuously absent. I guess aldv's baldness is inside as well as out-. X00 KNWN l H515 To mam ll'zu'fz-Well, I can say one good thing about it. It had some . tl ABOUT ANYTHONGJ, good jokes. I wrote them, you know, or rather collected them, from the sub clinic work. Did you see that about Itieger? That was scandalous. When in the Childrens department he had to disguise himself by shaving off his mustache, as, every day or so, some baby would look at him and say Dada. That was a real joke of Websters a funny joke. Some one impertinently asked him if his girl wasn't tickled when she saw his mustache. No, he said, she felt down in the mouth. Sl'lIIII'f!fC7'-Tllflf was a good one on Moyer in the last issue. You know Ike is fresh as the devil this vear, always butting in. After Dr. Paxson finished with some tests for gastric analyses, Moyer butts in with the question, Which test the most tenderest, Doctor? PCl'lx'1:7Z'S-HGl'ClS a copy, now, of a November number issued in February, which has a good one on Nagle. Dr. Boericke, Rieger, when would you think of giving Baptisia in typhoid? Nagle, tbuttfing in excitcdlyb Oh, two people in bed. Sylris-Here'sa hot one on Peters, too. Peters, to Dr. Bernstein, who had just finished the treatment of pediculosis capitus. Doctor, is that the treatment of all varieties? Dr. Bernstein, No,but I think I know what you have reference to, and will explain it privately if you wish? , CYou note Sylvis actually condescended to atlcncl College in the morning on this day. Orclinarily he only finds time fo favor 'us in the afternoonj Preston-One of the best things I've had in my paper is Dreibelbis's discussion on pulmonary edema. One of his strong differentiating points was that the patient broke out in a profuse clammy expectoration. Sunny Jim, in I giving the treatment of the same, advised the relief of the portal circulation. - b Hanlon-Fuhrman has been studying under Cabot in my town of Boston. ' I After minutely going over the chest of a patient, he learnedly remarked Well, I ,, , , ,' , ' 77 A 0 , N ' my dear man, you are sick in bed. Us labs Gould-Did you hear that new method introduced by Dreibelbis for es- J 0 timating the size of sounds? It's unique. Measure the stream and multiply 0 0 0 ' by ten. 0 E 0'Donohue-Is that man's name Greenwood? Oh! yes he's the man that Jaw gave Hutchinson's Teeth as the characteristic symptom of syphilis of the new born babe. NV Washburnc-Do you know a good reliable undertaker? Guild has a case 'me 'PATENT BROKEZ, OUT of Pottfs fracture to treat. Did you see that in the Institute? Dr. G. Yan, WN A 'PROFUSE CLAMNY Guild, what would be the first step in the treatment of Pott's fracture? EKPECTORA-HON' Guild, t'Puti it in an ice box. Dr. G. Van, A fracture box would be better. An ice box later. Baldy-WVell, boys, you seem to have had a lot of fun out of my paper, so I concluded maybe it was so bad as reported. Scene 3. COLLEGE STEPS. Close of Senior year. Smoke rings rising. Boys in reminiscent mood. Riegcr-Fellows, our time is short. Just five weeks more, and we are through, and then we are up against the real thing. I'll tell you though our class has stood together, as has no other, and this year especially has been a pleasant one. Sylris-Right you are, llieger. We started out united, and have gained each year a good hunch of new men. We have shown the Uollege what class spirit is. ll't1rtz-Yes, I don'tt like to talk, but it has been that way all along. Look how we licked the Sophomoros in our lfrcshman year. How we licked the lfreshmen in our Sophomore year. Jones-Yes, we established the annual class banquets, and two good ones we have had, and we'll have our Senior banquet soon. fThcy say the Juniors ra'n.'t hare one for fear half of them would eat with their knivesj Erdman,-Yes and class smokers. That was a fine time we had over in Odd Fellows Temple. It shows spirit. Ryan.-Tliat just retninds me of Bill l'eter's story there about The Bull that roamed in the wood. Clfottcn! Rotten! came from all sidcsj Fuhrman-And we have a Tug Part y planned for down the river for the last of April. We're game to the end. . Benjamin-Yes and we established the idea of a Baccalaureate Sermon which this year will be in Holy Trinity April 21st'. Shepard-Well I guess that's going some. We have had some good work, too. The faculty have stood by us and their efforts are appreciated by us all. n Rieger-You're right there. They certainly have given us the square deal. Here! to them all, and not the least, to Dean Northrop to whom we dedicate our book. r A NEW P1iEI',XliiX'l'IfJN UF Tlslli NIZRYUYS SYSTEM. Im' ix. n. 'r1io31.xs, M. o. 1'II1I,.XIbIiI.l'HI.X. Since the revival of the study of anatomy bv Andrew Vesalius tborn in 1514, died 15161, during the sixteenth century, manv valuable and carefully prepared dissections have been made by different anatomists. From the plates accompanying the earlv anatomical works, as that of Spigelius, published in 1632, it evident that the dissec- tions of those early days were coarse. imperfect and un- satisfactory. None of the vessels being injected. it is difficult to distinguish veins, arteries or nerves one from the other. A little later, however, SXV21I11I1101'Cl21I11 tborn in 1637, died in 16801 devised the plan of injection of vessels. This at once gave a new impetus to dissection. and some of the specimens prepared bv this anatomist are said to be still in existence, and are undoubtedly re- markable considering the time of their production. The improvements in the microscope made about this time and its adaptation to the study of anatomy during the seventeenth century, led to increased interest in the pursuit of this science, and the many discoveries of Swain- merdam, Loxvenhoeck, Malpilii. Boielli and others. may be said to have created the science of histology. and to have done more for an:1to111y and physiology than the discoveries of any or all of their predecessors. During the following century fthe eigliteeiitlih, the methods of injecting and preserving specimens were improved, and inany l'0lll1l,l'liillJl0 dissections made, among the most celebrated of which were those of John and William llnnter, those of the sympathetic nervous system, made by the latter, never before having been equalled, nor probably since excelled. From improved methods of 1nounti11g and preserving wet specimens, the latter part of the present ce11tury has produced many new and beautiful specimens, while the models of Auzeaux, Boch, Steugel and others, have to a degree, superseded dried anatomical specimens in teaching anatomy, and have thus dlI11lI1lSl16d the labors of the dissector. The attentio11 of dissectors in the past has been mainly devoted to special organs, the mus- cular 21-Ild vascular systems, and to special surgical regions of the body. Careful dissections of different portions of the nervous system have been made from time to time, but any attempt to expose the entire C6l'6b1'O-Spillfll nervous system in a single specimen, detached from all other parts, appears never before to have been made. The great labor and delicacy of the work required for making such a dissection with the difficulty of properly mounting for preservation when once D completed, has apparently deterred anatomists in the past from attempting such a work. To Dr. R. B. Weaver, Demonstrator of Anatomy in the Hahnemann Medical College of Philadelphia, has been reserved the honor and credit of overcoming all difficulties, and in having produced a specimen, the like of which has never before been seen. The idea of this project had for several years been gradually shaping itself i11 Dr. Weaver's mind. From his acquaintance with anatomical collections in this country, supplemented by an examination of the more celebrated museums of Great Britain in the summer of 1887, he was well satisfied that no such specimen as he contemplated, had ever been made. He was at the same time fully impressed with the difficulties of accomplishing the work. Yet, guided by the experience of over twenty years in the dissecting room, he considered the plan feasible and finally decided to make the attempt. T Accordingly, early in April of 1888, he selected a female subject about thirty-five years old, with moderate adipose development, and previously injected with chloride of zinc, and on the 9th of the month commenced his task. Late in June the dissection was fully completed, and now the problem of properly mounting the same became one of great difficulty. After much study and experiment, however, this question was most successfully solved, and about the 15th. of September, the specimen was finally and most satisfactorily completed. Thus over five months, with the exception of a two weeks' vacation, with from eight to ten hours a day, were consumed in the dissecting and mounting of this specimen. A reference to the photo-collotype plate inserted in this number of the journal will give a good idea of the appearance of the specimen. ' With the exception of the intercostal nerves, all the branches have been preserved to their terminal filaments. The impossibility of spreading the latter out on the board, or of giving them their natural curve over the spinal cord, led to their final sacrifice, although each had been dissected to its terminal filaments. The twelve pairs of cranial nerves have been carefully pre- served and supported as nearly as possible in their natural position and relation by fine wires. The difficulties to be overcome in the execution of this piece of dissection were numerous and perplexing. In the first place, as the several nerves were dissected, each had to be most carefully preserved from injury, and kept in a moist condition. This was effected by rolling each nerve first in thin gauze and then in a wad of cotton and keeping the same saturated in alcohol and covered by rubber cloth. The base of the skull had to be laboriously and carefully chipped away, piece by piece, the greatest care being required to prevent the injury of the nerves, or their de- tachment at the point of exit through the dura mater. Nearly two weeks were consumed in this work. Thc sanic painstaking carc was ncccssitatcd in tho chipping away of thc vcrtcbra and the reinoval of the cord with thc zittaclicd ncrvcs. The l'Cll10Y21l of thc skull lcft the dura inatcr cntirc and uninjurcd. It was now opencd, thc brain relnoved and the cavity filled with curled hair and carefully closed with stitchcs. The eyes were left attached to the optic nerves, the coats being distendcd with a hard injection. While in the plate the nerves appear as if resting directly upon the board, in fact not a single nerve is i11 contact with the surface, each being supported by small pins at a distance of about one- fourth of an inch from the surface and to which they are tied by minute ligatures. Every nerve is perfectly clean and free from all extraneous tissues and smooth as threads of silk. The sheath of the spinal cord is laid open, showing the roots of all the nerves as well as their points of escape through the membranes. In the experimental mounting of the specimen over 1800 pins were employed, of which as the nerves dried and became fixed in their position a great number were removed, those remaining being scarcely noticeable. In conclusion, this dissection of the nervous system is a monument of enduring patience, unremitting care and manipulative skill never before excelled in the history of practical anatomy. The preparation has been placed in a specially prepared case in the museum of the H ahne- mann College of Philadelphia, exposed to a good light, and will be shown with pleasure to visitors on any day and at all hours. ISU? Glass Sung. We're a bunch of jolly students, Tho' we act with no imprudence, When we take a drink or sing a merry song. We may hold a celebration, Just to show appreciation, Now and then and help the good old cause along. To the Aberdeen we wander, Father's boodle there we squander, For the Aberdeen's a real expensive store. And the Profs will all acknowledge ' We're the finest class in college And no better one has ever gone before. CHORUS. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah for Nineteen seven! Physicians great, We'll surely make, And surgeons, who on limb and pate Will saw and bore, our way to reputation. With knives and drugs, we'll make the bugs Give way to Nineteen seven. II In pathology we revel, And I'll tell you on the level, That we're learned in all the causes of disease. Differential diagnosis Or an accurate prognosis, We can give you with a most astounding ease Leucocytic infiltration Hyaline degeneration Fat necrosis, tumors, enfarcts, emboli, Red and white and mixed thrombosis Or actiniomycosis To describe, for us, is just like eating pie. III Then as eminent physicians, Men in prominent positions, We'll be Homeopathists right to the core, And our drug administration, 011 the proper indication, VVe'll apply as taught by Dr. Charlie Mohr, Give the baby Chamomilla, Baby's Ma gets Pulsatilla, And on Daddy, we find Nux, works best by far But when wedded life gets squally, We'll treat the whole damn family With a dose or two of Staphiagria. ISU? 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N f - g ' A ' .41-.- -1 - f 4. 0 A 7 ' Y ' ' ' ' W .I I' ,K ,A 5 y , - P 8 4 J A ' m nf. ,.. wl . 8 ' - V W ' i b. 'M .r u . W Ihr .N on .4 , , , I ,up . rx .' ' ' , . 'M ' 'Z ' ' 1' .-I. ' - 1 ' , , .' IT ' -.'. ?-.- -r J - .. :-...ff . if 'f..L': Banquets l'H1I,AIim.PHIA, April 12, 1905. DEAR Por: I just got to write you right away, cause last night our Fellows had a thumping big dinner, and you can bet a mustard plaster,we had a garl darned good time. Of course you re- member that I boned you for a V, well that fiver went for this N Love Feast. This swell affair was held in a mighty fine Hash Dispensaryn run by a gent called Boothby, and he is O K, cause he was a boy once himself. Well sir, it was a pippin of a time, and honestly Pop, every Mother's Son was full dressed. I'll explain what full dress is, of course I donlt mean skirts, but black stuff suits, with vests that have no fronts, and you also have a boiled nickel plated shirt on, the part of the shirt that points away from your chest has to be so hard that you can't bend forward, the coat has two big long tails tucked on, and then you have to wear a cuff around your neck, so as to prevent your neck from getting embarrassed, and this is what the City Folks call full dress. I'll bet a cider apple, Mom would never have picked me out, but the vest is the funniest thing, it's only a bluff affair, cause you can see all of your shirt, but what's on your back, and what's tucked in your pants. Well anyway that is the way we looked, and golly it makes you feel like you owned a bank, some of the boys got so chesty that their shirt rivets blew out, however no one was hurt. We started to get together by 8 o'clock and we were all in for everything, of course we didn't start to eat until we all arrived, because it would upset the programme, you know at swell dinners you eat according to the directions on the programme, I think that is on account of the 4' Blue Laws. Isaiah hired awaiter to give him instructions, so that he wouldn't make any funny breaks. Before we blew into the soup chamber, Dr. Sylvis, our President, counted noses, and by heck he counted four times, and each time there was an extra nose, of course we couldn't stand for that, so while Bill, did the Houtchy Kouchee, we all counted noses, and at last discovered the graft, and Shannon he was the guilty fellow, the mean thing, brought a great big fat hickey on his nose, and Sylvis he orders our surgeon Dr. Frosch to put a cast on it right away, so as to prevent it from exploding and wrecking the place. The operation on Shannon's nose was soon completed, and then we went into the room where we were to eat, and be darned if it wasn't a great sight, palms and lilies, and bouquets everywhere, well we soon found our places, the committee had baby high chairs 'for Long, Fry, Webster and Wurtz, they are all vest pocket editions for size, without anyone telling us to start, we pitched right in. Long he says to me what kind of gravy is this soup, I says look at the programme, he says I can't tell by that, well I couldn't at first explain the stuff either, cause everything on the programme was in Latin, well sir Dad, we had funny named oysters, and the celery had such a title, no one could recognize it by the name, it was named after some human pipe line, we had roasted cancers, frozen new milk, the salad was named after some human tissue also, and the cigars, had a fancy title with a degree attached. I know you will agree with me that it was a great idea. John Greenwood he spilled some of his soup on his nickel plated shirt,he said he wouldn't lose it, however, that is, the soup, because he would put the shirt in a crucible and get the gravy back that way, he certainly liked the broth. Leon Driblebiss thought the peas were sliad eggs, they were so nice and tender, Isaiah straightened him out. You know we have an Irish boy in our class, by mistake they call him Jack, but honestly they have made a big mistake, because most of us think it should be Pat, although he did drink more water than he had a right to. Shorty Long who was next to me says I think that Jack is part Jew, because his nose is hilly and his hair is rolling. I wonlt decide just what Ryan is, cause no one is just clear on the question, while Long ww borrowing my ear, he stole my oysters. I guess he needed them, cause his hair is fast evap- orating and they say oysters work wonders in the head line. Schaefer, he proved to the fellows that water did not agree with him, he says he is just like a camel, as he can go a whole week without water. Most of the other boys take water sometimes during a week. Bill and our Dear Lizzie were the magnets, my how the rolls and olive stones flew their way, I guess it was the way we felt we should appreciate their presence among us, it was our love for them. One of the boys fell off the water wagon, he didn't get severly injured, but to-day he says he is going to take the veil, and Bromo for the headache which is due to the bruises his brain received while it was going around inside his head. All of a sudden and in the midst of our good time, an awful explosion took place, pieces of dry goods, buttons and etc. were flying in the air everywhere,and after we all crawled from under the table where we took refuge, we discovered that Shepard had bursted his trimmings around his equator. He got the loan of a black blanket to go home in. The poor fellow certainly was stuffing away the goods when the accident happened. Speaking about the boys getting under the table, well we had a deuce of a time to get Benjamin out he became wedged in a crack beneath one of the tables and we had to open the doors leading into the next room, so as to put his feet and legs in there while we pulled his body out into the room where we were eating, he is 23 hands long 19 hands from his hips down. Of course the coffee was spilled all over the floor, and incidentally ice water and colored fluids also and it was quite damp in some places, but the remedy wasin sight. Dutch Sperling had al- ready phoned to a rubber factory for gums for the boys,and he was rapidly supplying the demand, he also offered to buy up any soiled trousers, or take them in exchange. Corson he got busy also selling his celebrated Jersey. Trouser stretcher, and coat hanger. Africa he was mopping up a spilt alcoholic solution, and then wiping his head with the mop, he says it makes your hair stay in some of the boys don't know whether he meant, stay in day or night. Joe Brooke was discovered massaging his nose with Red Raven Splits, Heck became hysterical and refused to stop curling his hair. Fry was giving Shep the devil for causing all the troubleg however the cigars which were next, soon had us all in a pleasant mood again. No Lydia didn't smoke, the weather in his stomach might have become unsettled. I must tell you all about the Toasts of course you understand I don't meanamilk toast or anything like that, I mean speeches. Sunny Jim thought that the toasts were some more things to eat when he first saw the programme, three of the boys took him to one side and explained just what was meant. Isaiah he ordered a bowl of milk, so that he could have lots of milk to dip his toast into, he also was informed as to the correct idea and then he wanted his milk exchanged, the waiter told him a thing or two and Isaiah has never been just right since. Our President he raps for order, and after tellingacarefully selected story he introduced me, andI tried to tell the Boys Why we are here, some of the fellows could understand what I was driv- ing at, but one fellow had to keep one eye shut all the time to prevent him from seeing the point twice. Two or three lumps of sugar came my way, and several other things when I got through, so I guess they enjoyed it. The president gave us another story and then introduced the vest pocket edition of Webster, and this noble fellow started on a ramble about what he would do If he were Dean, and by Heck the little fellow was funny, and at times he would get quite serious, but we all knew how much of a chance he had of being a dean, although he had some good ideas, he said he would put workers in the laboratories as assistants, and not as ornaments to be called Doctors, and he thought he would have beds in the lecture rooms and have pipes from all the Malt Factories in the halls, some of his ideas certainly sound good. He received a great applause from every one, even from the waiters. Owing to the smoke in the room, no one could see the presidentls next joke as he introduced the celebrated female impersonator Jim Buckley, who started in with much vigor on the subject Should Hahnemann be Co-Ed, poor Jim tried hard to be sincere in his ideas on the subject, but the fellows wouldn't stand for the idea of having women in our college, no dad, they don't want any petticoats, their skirts might make good bandages, but I am sure there would be much trouble, if such a eondition came to pass, well Jim he argued and we hollered, and many times he had to stop and explain his views more definitely, and soon things were going at Jim. I think Jim escaped being seriously hurt from the fact that the fog in the room was so dense that no one could see him. The poor fellow was glad when he was through for he certainly was up against it, however Lydia and Lizzie several times gave vent to their feelings hy saying amen, and you are right. The President then gets up and says, a fine topic for debate, but he could not allow any discussion owing to the lateness of the hour, next we will hear from Black on Class Spirit, up gets Black, and says he we have it, have what says Wurtz, spirits says Black, and then the entire crowd went wild. I guess we had the spirit alright, go on says Wurtz,Black says to Johnny, keep still Son, or I will lacquer you the same way I lacquer my kids, well Black he goes on and suddenly Leonard says Yep I had the spirit alright when I was a freshman, remember how I was the reserve force, some one settled Leonard, and we continuously applauded the speech, for we certainly have more spirit in our midst than any previous class ever had and I am darned sure more than all the other classes in the institution put together. Smith he agrees on this point, and by the way, as far as I know it is the only question he has ever agreed upon. The speeches being all over, we next had some music by the orchestra, and then we sang our class song composed by our classmate Morton, and then Lydia and Lizzie sang, I want to be a Lady. Some of the boys got on a table and told stories, and one fellow acted like a statue, he was quite ossified with spirits, a.nd at 2 A. M. we started to adjourn, after having, as you will see, a great time and a most successful banquet. I must close, but don't forget to send me some more dough right soon. Your loving son, CHARLES L. W. RIEGER. PHILADELPHIA PA., April 20, 1906. DEAIi Por, Your letter to hand and I received the check O. K. and it just came in time cause I was just about broke, the Banquet cost several pennies you know, and a couple other matters put my balance out of commission. You requested me to write you all about our Junior Banquet, and it gives me much pleasure to do so, for we certainly had another jim dandy last night L,-Xpril 19, 19065. We held it at the same place as last year, Boothbyts. I think the committee decided to go there because the main man there gave them their dinner the other day, free of charge, and it is a good place. The rooms we use are high and dry and well Walled in, and that is what we want. Do you know that the boys could hardly wait for the day to come, and in order to have no mis- understanding, John Schneider, who is our President this year, called a class meeting yesterday morning, and he says, We want this one better than last year, and every man is to be in full dress. Isaiah, he gets excited right away and jumps up on his seat, mad with rage and says, while I am a Dunkard or Foot Washer, yet I am as good a German as you, Schneider, and by dunnerwetter what kind of a party is dis, what we are going to have, do you imagine or dink that I or any one else will come without all our clothes on inside and out, for me I dink so neither. Schneider he says, Isaiah I mean the same kind of uniforms as we Wore last year. Ohlexcuse me, Mr. President, I forgot der name of dose frontless suits. 'tBrother Peters, says Schneider, will you see that Moyer gets the right trimmings on for to-night, Yes Sir, says Peters, 'ibut I think Isaiah will hear the boys talking it over, Very good, says Schneider. I was chairman of the committee, so I managed to get to Boothby's early, and greet the boys as they arrived. They commenced to blow in as early as 7.30 P. M. The first fellow to arrive was Dutch Sperling. He says I am ready for business, I can sell them Y.M.C'.A.tickets. or beer checks, at reduced rates, and then Beery he comes in, and says, he came early so he could speak to the Waiters. Has Phelps arrived? Not yet, I told him. W ell I beat him that time, and so I will get busy inunediately and get acquainted with all the employees before he gets here, you lill0XV he and I like to interview every one. UlehahodCraneBenj:unin ezune rulnnngin, in a. great lulrry, golly I had a hard job to eonvinee some kids that I wasn't on st.ilts. l says I guess that's right,Benny has stretched six inches since last year and he now requires -18 inch t1'ouse1's and 14 ineh shoes. I went down stairs and was standing in front of the hotel, when an automobile stopped, and in it was silent Dudley Morton Zlllfl his man Friday tWebsterj. Dudley he says to Webster, yes they saw us, I know we'll make good now, it's just what we wantedf, I'll het my laundry cheek, says Webster, t' they think we have money. I went up stairs with the bluft' millionaires, and close on our heels came .Ioe Brooke and Fry. Joe, out of breath, exclaimed that 'the and Fry drove over in a hansom from the Terminal. IVebster says something about cheap skates, when Fry mad with eloquence replied, look here, Webster, I am not afraid of God, Man or Korn- doeferf' Oh, very well, came a voice from the cellar. It was Sergeant Robinson, one of the bravest. By the way, 'tSarge, never fought abattle except with Marasmus Perkins, Who came in next in a wheeling chair, he having just recovered fromagouty Skin Tab. Leonard he came in looking well t'Reserved and wearing his usual sardonic grin. With him was Lizzie Boehringer, fixed up in a Hne low cut etone jacket trimmed with parisian moss. Lydia strolled in with a fancy princess black cloth duster on, and I'll be swaggered if the Boys didn't look swell. Where is Koons? asked the Sarge. Oh! he is at Atlantic gathering ozone for Dr.W.B., replied Berry. How about Pop Stetson? HI can tell you about him, replied Phelps, why he is polishing some fellow's nerves, and gets 325 . 00 for the job, and I know he will he here later cause I have been speaking to him concerning his business. By 8.30 P.M. the boys were all present, and in quick order We retired to the feast. Says Leon to Sunny fine soup ainlt it yet? Yes, Leon, Reading and Lebanon don't have none yet. so fine quite. Perkins wouldn't eat his soup, for the fact that all liquids make him giddy. Corson he promptly relieved Perkins of his broth, Allen likes the stuff they never get it over in 7 Jersey, it's too expensive so he claims. I guess they only eat sweet potatoes and pumpkins over there, I think his family has used a great many pumpkins, cause the boy certainly looks like one, round head and face and a proper complexion to match. Dutch he put some of the soup in a small vial, he stated he wanted to show it to his Father. g Africa became very savage when the waiters brought in the beef. His room-mate, Barber, said, H poor Africa hasn't seen beef for two months, and don't get excited says he, Erdman and I can smother him. Shep, he hollers out,'fleave me have his beef it won't hurt me. Shep can hide more things inside his belt line than any other man in the institution. ' While all this was going on, Pop Stetson was going through the funniest capers, he was crawl- ing all over the floor on his hands and knees, Preston yelled, look out fellows, Pop has them, has what? cries Bill, and with that, Lydia, Lizzie, Hopkins and Leonard ran out of the room in great haste, and then out comes Pop from under the table and says with great feeling, confound it can't a fellow hunt for a pin, without causing a riot. Where is your harness broke at Pop'?,' asked Miss Lizzie on re-entering the room. 4' It is at a place that I will have to mend myself, thank you Miss Lizzie just the same, replied his honor. The rest of the menu or programme was completed without any more riots. The orchestra entertained us while we were making air castles with cigar smoke, and then the President called on the Irish Lad Ryan to sing He Rambledf' and the rest of the crowd joined in the chorus. I forgot to say that we had to etherize Wurtz to keep him quiet, he puts you in mind of one of these little shifting engines, always snorting and puffing, you bet he was quiet, after he got the dope, but it was real hard to get him under, we thought he never would shut up, after the good result obtained, Schneider ordered the same diet for King,I think Schneider was very intelligent for thinking out such a plan. The Toasts were certainly splendid, the President gave a little gag and introduced the first man, who was Smith, he talked about '07, and he certainly done splendid, although one fellow,I won't mention his name, claimed that Sylvis coached him, anyway, Smith done himself justice, and Washington, D. G, ought to feel proud of hiin. Next on the list czune the Presidentfs room-mate, Allen Forson the Jersey Sunbeam, he in a lnost eloquent., jerky way rendered a discourse on 'l'he Medical Student, certainly Jersey can expect great things from this chap. Now we come to an anatomical wonder, declared the President, and, I have great pleasure in calling upon Old Baldy or Ivory Headed Preston the hairless monster, Preston he is smooth on his top piece, but a good fellow just the same, and he starts right out and gives us all a knock, when he declared that a man couldn't have brains and hair too, however he apoligized later for such conduct, he spoke about The Kindergarten Bunch, and I might say the following are the foundlings or waifs, Berry, Douds, Hopkins, Koons, Lentz, Perkins, Phelps and his nibs, Baldy, The Boy done well for a new fellow and he received a hearty applause when he was through. Spain's Contribution, by Fuhrnian, announced the President, U what could Spain or Jersey contribute, asked several of the Boys, but Fuhrman convinced us, that a few things did come out of Jersey, the greatest being himself, next were the bugs, and lastly a few scrub students, whose names I won't mention. The orator ceased his talk amid much applause, and we all felt we had received much valuable information. Gentlemenf' said Schneider, the next Toast is a mystery and I know you all feel anxious to know what our York State Mate will say on the subject Why. Well, Dad, that man Gould is a comedian, one minute you would be crying Why no one could tell, and the very next minute you would be in a hysterical state from laughing over Why and again you were in doubt as to Why you were laughing, I tell you Cap. Gould is all in on the funny side, we were sorry to hear his Amen. When Gould completed his part, the hour was geting pretty late, but some of the Boys in- sisted on our going ahead, so Hoffman gave us his great side show act, Buckley and Greenwood whistled asleep in the ditch, Jones gave us one of his kicks, Westney told us of his life on the Railroad Track in Jersey and so on through the list until every fellow helped in the entertainment and we wound up the night with our good Class Song, and then scattered for home. I have told you about the good time, and hope you are enjoying yourself with the plow. I will be home in a few Weeks, but send along another check shortly. Your loving Son. CHARLES L. W. RIEGER. PHILADELPHIA, PA., April 2, 1907. DEAR PoP: Please send at once a check. I am busted, and next Week, the 9th, we are going to have our Senior Banquet, and you can bet it is going to be the time of our lives. We are going to hold it at the Continental Hotel. 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W A A A 4 I 1 VI l A 'In' Q r rife Life, boundless life, with thy invisible power, Thou, who dost thrill our frame, tho' formed of earth and shower, Could we but push aside the vcil and sec thee as thou art, Then, truly, could we understand the secret of the heart. For aeons past, earth's greatest seers have pondered o'er and o'er, And sought by every might and main thy secret to explore, But thou dost even yet evade man's cunning art and skill, And all the while in radiant form dost permeate us still. Life, beaming life, what countless forms you bear: The creeping snail, the winged bird, alike your vigor share. In ocean's bed, in coral reefs, the amoeba, wandering cell, Was your primordial chaliced home in which to move and dwell. The daffodil and crimson rose are teeming with your smile, And all the woods and vales resound in wonderment the while You gleam and glow in leafy tree, proclaiming all the day, The brightness and the gladness in your own mysterious way. Life, fathomless life, would that we might discern The mystic source from which you spring and of its sequence learn. Then would the meek and modest flower seem nearer drawn by far, Since seeing how its being springs we know from whence we are. MILES HOPKINS 1A Y l - W4 One eold Winter's night in the year of 1927, while the wind was howling outside, I was in my eoinbined study and laboratory conducting a scientific investigation. I had been trying for years to forln a new eheinieal combination which would so alot upon the unused neuroglia eells of the brain, that an event oeeurring in any part of the World would inunediately be pictured in the eerebruin. I was about giving the experiment up as a, failure, when suddenly, a pale, bluish flame appeared in the flask, filling the entire rooni for a second, and then I seemed to be trans- ferred to a small town among the swamps of South Jersey. I was standing before a house on which was a large sign entitled, Dr. Alexander G. C. Y. IV. C. A. Stetson, Coinbined Osteopath and IIoineopath.--Speciality: Break-Bone Feverf-Treated Hoineopaithieally by Osteopathic Methods. I was soon shaking hands with the Doctor, and asked hiin about his remarkable sign. Ile explained itby saying he would take a ease of t'Break-Bone Feve1 ' and treat it by his break- bone lllt'l-llUtlS tsingledosel, hence the lltlllltltllJZl1l1lllt'liX of his ll'PIlllllt'lll. lle also told me that Osteopathy was all right, hut by its use his IlIlllt'lll1S ol1tai11ed so Illllt'll llt'l'Yt' llllIH'0Vt'lllt'lll that they did 11ot hesitate to forget to pay up. But suddenly the light began to grow tlllll, and soon went out. III a few IIIOIHCIIIIS the bluish flame again appeared, and I seemed to he i11 IiUt'llf'Sit'l', X. Y. Across the street I could see a beautiful sig11 wl1ieh read, Dr. .Iames li. Buekleye Illllltll't'll'S Diseases a Specialty. On Illtlltlfy, Jim said l1e lltltl taken up this line of work because t'lllltlI't'll were always associated with cribs and po11ies, whicl1 he loved dearly, and which made tl1e work seem more home-like to hi1n. I also found Barber and Westney in the same city. They were conducting a 0110-Illglll-Sllllltl side-show, demonstrating the great method of Jin Jitsu Oll each other. As i11 t'ollege days, they made a mess of it, and withi11 a few minutes the platforin was covered with cahhages, carrots, eggs, etc. I went behind the curtain after the crowd had departed, and I-Ulllltl Westney making vegetable soup over a gas jet. Barber was llflllglllg i11 fresh supplies of vegetables from tl1e stage every few minutes. Before I l1ad a chance to greet them the wonderful light disappeared, and I was left in darkness. Suddenly my mysterious light again arose, and seemed to expose to n1e a large Insane Asylum. Here I found Fuhrman as Chief-in-Charge, who told me he had acquired the experience necessary for the position when he roomed with Perkins, Erdman, and, ofte11times, Robinson, in his college days. He conducted me to a well padded room where I found a bewhiskered man Butting In ttol the padded Wall every few minutes. To my surprise I was told it was Beery. In another room I found Fry saturated with gasoline, and running arou11d the roon1 puffing and crying, Honk! Honk! Before leaving the Asylum, Fuhrman took me to a small room in which was a hairy old man seated at a small table, and almost submerged in papers. I was told it was GC1'lJCl'ICl1, tSun11y no longerj, trying to solve his old puzzle- Which is the stronger,-concentrated or dilute sul- phuric acid? . Suddenly I seemed to be back at the old College building. Here I found Phelps, Professor of Materia Medica, lecturing on, How I was constipated for two weeks aft-er taking one dose of Tinctura Avenae Sativae Coatsj, in the 1000c. He occupied Dr. Mohr's place and made a most worthy successor. Going up-stairs and into the Obstetrical laboratory, I saw the Professor of Obstetrics,-Bill Peters, M. D. He had just finished demonstrating his remarkable method of delivery, which he taught in the College, and which was becoming of wide-spread use throughout the medical pro- fession. This method was unique in-as-much as he delivered through the Obturator Foramen, instead of the usual route. On inquiry, I was informed that the next lecture would be on Surgery, so decided to visit my old haunt in Room No. 3. I was amazed to see Professor Frank Frosch enter the room and prepare to deliver his lecture. He carried an immense note-book under his arm, which, when opened, covered the entire lecture table. A student told me that this contained some of the Doctor's lecture notes, 'but that he had three more books of the same size. I could not help making a mental comparison between Frosch and Dr. Ashcraft,-as the latter always lectured from notes on the backs of letters, prescription blanks, or old bills, paid and otherwise. But my erratic light again went out, only to soon reappear. transferring me to IVilliamsport, Pa. Here I was surprised to see, scattered throughout the city, many signs. as: Real Estate for Sale-apply to F. J. E. Sperlingf' Groceries and Provisions-F. J. E. Spelling. Sur- geon and Physician-Dr. Fred J. E. Sperling, M. D. Dentist, Chiropodist, and Mental Diseases-Frederick J. E. Sperling, M. D. I soon discovered that our Dutchman had formed a trust of everything in the city that could be sold, or any business that could extract money from the people without much cost. This Trust had been in operation for several years, but Sperling had slowly, but surely, acquired all the stock, hence he pr:u-tically owned the town. I soon found myself' in his office, where I was amazed to see two counters. Behind one stood the Doctor, explaining to his patients the beneficial qualities of his 07 varieties of Specifics, while behind the other stood an assistant selling frying pans and cork-screws to patients for whom there was no Specific. I tried to speak, but suddenly the bluish light went out, seemingly in disgust, but, after a little adjustment of the retorts, arose brighter than ever. I seemed to be walking along Walnut St., in Philadelphia, when a gilded sign attracted my attention, reading, lloctors Leonard and Benjamin,-G. U. Specialists. Desiring to see my old class-mates,I went in, and was gladly welcomed by the eminent physicians. They, at once, conducted me to their Private Office, where I asked tl1e1n why they had taken up their line of work. Leonard explained that he had had so much personal experience while in College that he became a devotee to the work, and had persuaded Benjamin to associate with him beca.use of his fBenjamin's9 long, gentle finger. I soon had to leave, as the waiting-room was filled with IIahnemann students, which reminded me very much how members of my class used to pay friendly visits to Dr. Ashcraft. By this time the wonderful light seemed to impart to me more rapid changes of scene and events, because I do not remember any time elapsing from the moment I stepped out of the office of Doctors Leonard and Benjamin, until I was on the Cannibal Isle in the South Pacific. Here I found Shorty Long, who had become a missionary. On asking him how he had escaped that hygienic death by cremation, he imparted the startling news that the Cannibals had a peculiar idea that he was a strange wild beast, so fierce and savage, that their religious ideas would not permit them to indulge in his carcass. He then pointed to a skull and a few odd bones lying in the grass. These, he said, were what remained of Benny lVhite, talso a missionaryj, after being used in a pot-pie, A la Americana. It seems that White, immediately after landing, had become so popular with the ladies of the tribe, that they could not agree to let any particular one of them have him for a husband, and so had devised the Pot-pie method of equal distribution. It apparently was successful. Next, I found myself in a large ofhce building in Chicago. Here I discovered Preston, Manager of 'f The Tonsure Renovating Co., sending out advertisements for his Capillary Balsam. Brooke was his Chief Assistant, who said he was making many sales by telling people he had once used the Balsam on his face by mistake, so that he had not been able to shave decently since,-as anybody could see. Within a few minutes I seemed to be carried to a large observatory, in Kalamazoo, Mich. He1'e I saw Hanlon looking through a large telescope. He had given up practicing medicine, and had taken up Astronomy. He said he had become so accustomed, while at college, to associating with Stars C of the chorusb, late at night, that the habit still clung to him, but he was now studying stars at a distance. This was not quite so interesting, but less expensive. Several jets flew up, then a continuous flame seemed to transfer me to a Mennonite church, in a small Pennsylvania town. In the pulpit stood pious Dreibelbis, solemn and dignified as in college days,-preaching words of wisdom and learning in his clear and melodious voice. Just before the flame disappeared, I heard him speak these words, Already yet, you should not revel in sin, A few seconds passed, and then I seemed to be in Haddon Heights, N. J. I was standing before an air-ship establishment, when I recognized a somewhat familiar figure, hard at Work on an aerial car. He was a large bulky man with a diffuse lipoma of the abdomen. On closer in- spection I saw it was Sylvis. It seems that he had acquired such a habit of looking down on his fellow-men, while at college, that he found life in an air-ship the only thing suitable for him. His method of balloon infiation was unique, employing for this purpose IVebster, who, instead of using his store-house of Hot-Airy' to enlighten his neighbors, simply attached his mouth to a rubber hose, which was connected with the balloon, and, in a few minutes, the air-ship would arise. Next, I seemed to be standing in front of a. cosy cottage ina suburban part of Baltimore. Under a window I saw a small sign, inscribed, Dudley .I. Morton, M. IJ. Going in, I was given a hearty welcome lay the lioetor, who then introduced me to his beautiful wife and seventeen Children, including one set of triplets, and two pair of twins. I asked him if he enjoyed married life. lVell, he said, l'll give it to you Straight. I've lieen married twice, they have heen a Pair of Queens. I've made plenty of money practicing, so I am Flush. I have Three of a Kind. and Two Pair, and the whole tribe makes a pretty Full House. I perceived from this answer that he was surely in his element. When the flame again appeared, I was in front. of a Select and Private Ilome for Aged Women. Who should I find there hut Sis Ilopkins and Lizzie Boehringer, holding down the jobs of President and Superintendent respectively. Both were supposedly disguised, being dressed in women's clothing, hut of course, such costumes only helped me to recognize them all the easier. Happily, I addressed them as Sis and Lizzie, so the other females present were not enlightened as to their true character. Suddenlyl found myself in Boston, where I met Perkins. Of course, you all know what Roscoe was doing. As expected, he had become a renowned Traveling Temperance Advocate. He was delivering a most affecting address to a crowd of college students, telling how he had helped to reform many an erring student in his own college days. He closed his speech with that pa- thetic poem, Crossing the Bar. Leaving Perkins with his friends, I decided to take a walk through the streets of Boston. In my perambulationsl soon found myself before the Dime Museum, where there was a large sign. which read, VVonderfuI Case of Automatic Sleeping.-Actually Performs the Functions of Life without Consciousness.-35000.00 Reward to the Person who can Awaken Him. Paying the admission fee, I went in, and was greatly surprised to see my old class-mate, Greenwood. After conversing with him, I noticed that he was in the same state as of old, when attending College, upon which I knew it would be futile for me to try to obtain the reward. Adjoining the Dime Museum was at large office building with a large plate-glass window, in- scribed, Washburn dz Guild, U. S. Senators from Massachussettsf' Upon my entrance they at once recognized me, and both rushed to give me that Wonderful handshake only known to Sen- ators. Inquiring why they had forsaken Medicine for politics, they confidentially explained that the Senatorship was the only position obtainable, where they did not have to Work, and which enabled them to drop around at the Senate Chamber once or twice a session, if they felt so inclined. Bidding farewell to the Senators, I proceeded on my way. After several minutes, walk, I saw an electric sign, entitled, Roller Skating Rink.-Admission 25 cents. Going in, I was in- troduced to the Manager, whom, on closer inspection, I recognized as O'Donoghue. He was glad to see me, and asked if I remembered those beautiful skates he used to have on after lectures, While at College. By a rapid transformation I was carried to Wesleyan University, Where Schneider was ably holding the chair of Bugology. I asked if he had had to do much studying, after he left College, to obtain his high position. No, he said, I didn't have to study at all, as I learned everything about 'bugs' when I was in 'Prepf School, and when I was rooming with Corsonf, Having roomed with Corson myself, I saw the force of his argument. The mysterious light then seemed to take me to Denver, Col. YValking along Market St., I saw a brass sign, entitled, Hugh M. Shannon, M. D. Entering, I found the Doctor in his office, busily doing nothing. After greeting him, I glanced up and saw his diploma, neatly framed. On closer inspection, I saw, with surprise, it dated 1921, instead of 1907. He explained that when the time came for him to graduate, the Faculty refused to grant him his diploma, until he had handed in all of his excuses for absence from lectures and quizzes. He immediately began to write them, but it had taken fourteen years of constant Writing before he had finished his task. I just had time to offer my sympathy, when the mystic light transferred me to the Washington Eye Hospital. I decided to visit my old friend King, who was Chief Ophthalmologist. at this institution. I had heard of his Wonderful method of curing blindness, which consisted of removing the diseased eye, and trzinsplantingan eye ofa living animal in the orhit of the person alllit-ted. After a happy meeting, he told me of a peculiar result he had ohtained after doing his famous oneration. lt seems that he had a male patient, totally hlind in hoth eyes, and had transplanted one eye from a horse, and the other from an ostrich, just for experiinentation. Strange to say, tru- man was very much dissatisfied with the result, as everytime he hecamc hungry, he would have a light with himself ahout whether he would eat hay or whole corn. 'l'o promote harmony, 'iing had to prescribe a diet of Shredded Wlieat, and Puffed Rice. The next moment I seemed to he staiuling in front of the 'l'roc:ulero, in l ula. On a poster was printed, J. G. Wurtz, Leading Man in Napoleon, or Who Fried the liggs in Mustard. Entering through the stage door, I was Soon talking with my former class-mate, wfio, I found, was decidedly 'fstage-struck. Ile told me that he was making a pronounced hit, hut, after witnessing the performance, I concluded that the ancient cahhages and nesty eggs were making all the 'thitsf' I now seemed to be walking along the only street of Coatsville, Pa., where a neat sign at- tracted my attention, entitled, George W. Heck, M. D. After-treatment of t'onfinernent Cases a Specialty. Upon exchanging greetings, I asked why he did not do the original work. Ile said that he had found, from repeated experiences, that by no amount of effort could he get there on time, but he could arrive in time for the after-treatment,-hence the specialty. Next, Iwas carried to Mauch Chunk, Pa., Where I found .lack Ryan occupying the position of a locomotive engineer. He told me he had given up Medicine, and had taken up railroading, as he found that his death-rate under medical practice far exceeded that resulting from running an engine. Being next transferred to an old-book store in Phila., I discovered a very small pamphlet entitled, VVhat I did not know when I was studying Medicine. Looking for the name of the author, I was agreeably surprised to see the name of Frederick Koons, M. D., B. S., Ex-H. S. LL. D., A. S. S. The salesman told me that this book is a rare gem, as its contents are only known to a very few great men of the Profession. Q After a short pause the bluish light became brighter than ever, and I was now n Panama. Here I found Robinson as a corporal in the U. S. Army. Upon inquiring why he had forsaken Medicine, and had gone back to soldiering, he replied, My reason is this :-there is too much al- cohol consumed in the medical profession to suit me, so I have enlisted in the army, where my friends, the W. C. T. U., control the Army Canteen. Leaving Bobby, I was carried to Moyerstown, Pa. Here I met Isaiah Moyer,who owned a large cow-farm, and who was making a fortune raising Moyerized milk. He had to give up practicing medicine as he was unable to overcome the habit of asking his patients, Do you have womiting of wictuals and wertigo? Before I had time to bid farewell to Isaiah, Iwas whisked away to Tyrone, Pa. Here a neat brass sign attracted my attention,-inscribed, HE. S. Africa, Surgeon.-Removal of Tonsures a Specialty. After shaking hands with the Doctor, I asked why he had undertaken such an odd specialty. He explained that after repeated experimentation on himself, he had succeeded in partially covering his own bald pate, and had had, and was having, remarkable success on others not quite so hopeless. He said his method consisted of a plastic operation combined with capillary attraction, whereby the beard was transferred to the scalp. The flame became ex- tinguished before I could get the details. When the light again appeared, I seemed to be in Ruralhurst, Pa. The only physician in the village was Tommy Erdman, who also owned a large duck farm. He said he had taken a liking for ducks while at college, and enjoyed living in an atmosphere constantly filled with the sound of Quack! Quack! The next spurt of light seemed to carry me to N orristown, Pa. In a few minutes my eyes rested on a sign, entitled, Charles L. W. Rieger, M.D. Scientific Investigator and Discoverer of the New Location of Adenoidsf' I was soon in his office, which contained variously framed papers, entitled, 'llreatise on llow l Gained my Knowledge of .'Xdenoids, llistory of ltl,tltltl Adeneetomies in One Year, etc. l was greatly disappointed in not being able to see the re- nowned Doctor, but his wife said he had just. been taken to the Asylum across the road, because he had wanted to operate on himself for adenoid growths on the brain. Being transferred to lionelyville, N. J., I decided to look up t'orson, who was well known as the diseoverer of that wonderful disease, Bury Buryfl or llndertaker's Disease, which is characterized by its many forms, but all ending fatally. On inquiring how he had discovered such a disease, hc confidently confessed that there was no such ailment, but that he had been compelled to invent it to save his own neck. It seems that after starting to pract.iee, his medical knowledge was so deficient that he had lost every case, whether it was a case of Iliecough or Ilives. So, to protect himself, and save his practice, he had to invent a disease that wo11ld fit all cases,-e hence its many forms. Now I seemed to be in Swedesboro, N. J., where I found Black and Douds, joint owners of a select Kindergarten. Both had raised so many children while attending College that the school was completely filled with their grandchildren. Both treated their own infantile descendants, Black prescribing Chamomile Tea for his cherubs, while Douds pinned his faith in Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. Seeing so many children must have made me think of Gaston, because I soon found myself in Detroit, Mich. A small house on a small street bore this small sign, John C. Gaston, M. D., Chicken-pox Only. Upon asking the Doctor why he only treated Varicella, he replied that he had had much trouble trying to master the entire Materia Medica and Therapeutics,and had failed, so had specialized on Chicken-pox. Wonderful to relate, he had never lost a case. I next seemed to be in a small town in New York, where I came across Hoffman conducting a Free Medicine Show. After repeating Turn the Crank, J immy, he began to give an ex- hibition of Hypnotism. On a table was a large, clumsy man, with immense feet, on whom Hoff- man made a few manipulations, and then announced that his subject was in a complete sub- conscious state, and invited anyone to investigate for himself. Going up and onto the platform, I was almost shocked to see Chandileer Smith, in the same condition as he was when he attended Hahnemann, but the people around me believed that he was fully under the Medicine Man's influence. After attracting a large crowd, Hoffman began to sell his Anti-Pain, ' with the same enunciations and gestures that he used when he sold Soap, while at College. I was now rapidly transferred to Cleveland, Ohio. Here, Gould held the position of Chief Gynaecologist at the Cleveland Homeopathic Hospital. I was not surprised to find him delving into these mystic depths, recalling that he had a great deal of experience in this line, both inside and outside of college hours. He said he liked the work because the treatment of such diseases was the most accurate thing in medicine, meaning that such treatment was so generally Specific. Next, I found myself beside the sad sea waves of Ocean Grove, N. J. Fastened to half decayed pier was what seemed to be an old mud-scow, with a smoke-stack in the centre. This, I was informed, was the ferry-boat. Walking out to it, I was greatly amazed to see Frank Ch! Nagle, who said he had occupied the position of Head Surgeon and Physician on board the ferry- boat. He also told me he put in all his spare time bathing in N ature's saline solution, and duck- ing the Summer girls, as he had done during college vacations. The bluish illuminant now carried me to Pittsburg, Pa. I seemed to be in a large Dis- pensary of a large hospital. Getting a card for the Nervous Department, I entered a. small ante- room, where an awful noise penetrated the walls, which sounded very much like Dr. J. J. Tuller making some insane remarks to our class. First I heard a Ump! Ump! -then a grunt, then a Huh! Hah ! -and another grunt, then a series of unspellable exclamations, followed by many more grunts. Screwing up some courage, I went into the main room, and saw-whom'?- Shepard, of course. I started to speak, but a loud Bang! followed by a crash, proclaimed that my retort and mystic flame were no more. And, try as I have since, to discover the chemical combination of my bluish light, I have always failed, and so it must remain as one of the unsolved mysteries of this mundane sphere. FREDERICK JoNEs JR. '07. S. 1 W Y A .- P' I 1 I Y 1 I . 1 ., 1. Q - L 1 ' . 1 1 .- . , - . 4 1 ,v V . - Y. 1 s' 1 ' f' , A 1. I- -b ' ,x 4 I A , ,1 u, . - ' s, . s P -' 1 Y , ,fr .' . ' , 1. -F, ' H. . , - L b.-,, -.',,:.-. ,A-19,7 ' ' as , 1 111. -'ls - 1 0-51 I : -1, 1 , 5. Q , u, 1 1: 1 1 1 - -4 , , , ' X I ,1 4- 1 1 ' . , . -I V- A 1, .nf . --x.'11 ' ' 4' . 51 - 1 J - . . 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'l'h0y are thv mics who sw us iii our truc- light, how from ww-li to vvvvk rlust 2lf'l'llIIlll lates on our hooks, while wc play t-:i1'cls, write! lf-ttcrs. u1's0lvc't thv poi1ivs on whit-h llc-pvml 1 fate iii the tmlezils to COIIIQ. If Lcoxiaml is praise-iit I flu not tlouht hut that hcl t-2111 c-oumii' y 1 last st zitemeiit. What I have just been expostulating upon, might for the want of a more elegant manner of expressing it, be called an openerf' It was not intended to serve the purpose of an introduction, b ut was merely a specialty while the Gelsemium prepared to act. Before giving a further display of my eloquence it behooves me to make a few remarks, in order that my anatomy may retain its integrity after the adjournment of this meeting. IYhen I became fuQly aware of, and recognized the duty which it was mine to perform, my mind was in a quandary, and I beseeched the fates to inspire me and give me increased mental activity, so that I migat accomplish the task allotted to me. It was while convalescing from a few days' illness, that the dendrons and axons seemed to become more alert and receive and transmit stimuli with almost human accuracy. It must be borne in mind, however, that altho the nervous and muscuQar mechanism worked perfectly and in harmony, that I at that time was not fully conscious of what was transpiring. In view of this I desire to make the request, that what may be said shaQQ not be considered a personal matter, but will be received in a frame of mind which is in accord with the spirit of the meeting. I also entertain the hope that my production, which had its genesis when I was convalescing, will be received with less criticism than one published by one of our loved professors, who also had his creative powers stimulated, while recovering from a siege of illness. Since there are present quite a number of strangers, it might appear apropos to give an account of the order, characteristics, where most prevalent, environment, hereditary instincts, capacity for mental development Cwhich I will say is, in some, difficult to recognize even with the microscopej, mode of living, and peculiar special features of each species of animal represented in our class. Space and time prevent me, hence we must be content to select a few of those most conspicuous and confine our remarks to them. At present I am reminded of a certain few, who exhibit a peculiarity, which to me appears most childish. Notwithstanding the fact that it causes me no little distress of mind, I am compelled to classify them with a. certain sophomore. who also is a member of this order. These, three in number, even tho full grown, retain their instinctive tendencies, which normally at this period of life should be things of the past. I have reference to the order llirudo niedicinalis, which is closely allied to the eonunon leech, the most, prominent members of which are Iieery, Phelps, and Ilill, 'OSL linough said, it, would be super- fluous to continue the description. Rhinitis, let me think-where did I hear that word before? It, is strange how apt one is to forget a thing. A member of the sophomore class, I think it was Honey, yes I'in right., gave me some very valuable information concerning rhinitis. In discussing the subject of inateria mediea he said, Ithinitis to me is one of the most valuable remedies we have. Don't smile, because the majority of you have no doubt made discoveries equally brilliant. In my estimation it is not quite as bad as when Benjamin asked a bald-headed dispensary patient, Did your hair ever fall out?l' While walking down Arch street several weeks ago, I had a most pleasant experience. Who should I see approaching me but Perkins. Naturally, he being my room mate, I would be pleased to meet him, but let me tell you a secret. Perk is noctuideous, which means resembling an owl or at night prowler, so you can readily see the reason for my delight, when it is evident that the occasions on which we chance to meet are few and far between. We as a class soon hope to graduate and begin our career as medical men. Before going any further, let me warn you not to expect too much. The younger men will have a great many obstacles to overcome and will have to fight for every inch gained. This fact was forcibly im- pressed upon my mind, when one night, I was summoned on a case by Dr. Mercer. I had known that someone else was to have attended the case, and while I was conversing with the patient, the door bell rang. From the conversation which followed I judged it must have been another doctor. Accordingly upon the return of the mother, I inquired who it might have been, and the old Irish lady said, Ah, some darn young kid with a daub o' ink along his upper lip and waddles like a duck. Peters, of course, who wouldn't know? Presenting above the level of my subconscious mind, I now see the handsome features of Heck. He is one of our class numbered among those stunted in their growth. Of course it would be unfair to exclude me in such a classification, but from all appearances Heck's growth or development has been curbed on all sides. He is one of the chronic growlers of the class, has no sense of humor, and psychologically speaking is below par in the elements of ethics and sociology, at the same time showing little regard for the aesthetic. Schneider, the man who is all out of joint with himself and everyone else, illustrates a stage of the disease displayed by Heck, only in a more advanced state. Altho high in stature, one can readily recognize that his physical being developed at the expense of the intellectual. It is impossible for him to comprehend anything beyond the narrow confines of his own mind or see further than the distal portion of his facial- prominence, and a.t times even attempts to cut his nasal protuberance off to spite his physiog- nomy. Has the idea ever occurred to you that some of the members of our class have chosen the wrong profession or rather have missed their calling? For instance, take Ryan as an example: he should be a brakeman on a Lehigh Valley coal tra.in or a scab engineer of a mine pump. Take warning, never give Jack an opener to get in one of his yarns about his experience as hostler in the round house,', or tales of thrilling adventures and narrow escapes among the mountains of Mauch Chunk, the home of the Irish, if you value time and intend to be among the faithful ones at Roney's lecture. Therels Sperling, the flying dutchmanf' I hardly deem it proper that I should make any comments upon his infamous career, especially since I fully realize that every student present knows him as the John P. McNichol and parasite of Hahnemann. Not only has there been a mistake in the choosing of his profession, but one is also impressed with the fact that there has been an error in his birth. Instead of being the son of a Pennsylvania Dutchman, he should have been born a Russian Jew. As it is, he reminds me of the Shaksperean play, Love's Labors Lost. If there is any time in the history of a medical studentfs life when his joy is unbounded and he is on his best behavior, it is when the source of his weekly allowance pays him a visit. Nat- urally, since this is Washburn's lirst attempt at staying from home, he would give the govt-rnor a warmreception. lt happened that on the occasion when Washburn's father was in l'hiladelphia both were walking up Broad street one afternoon. Nlr. Washburn, seeing a large, commanding structure on the opposite side of the street, said - t'hester, what building is that? Why really, Chet said, I-I have been kept so busy with my college work that I have had very little opportunity to see the city, but wait, we'll ask this oflieer. Say, oflieer, what's that building over there'. ' Uh that, -why that's the llahnemann Medical t'ollege.l' I had quite forgotten Robinson, the tall, lean, lank, eleanshaven, dignified, commanding and intellectual looking military man. Ile has the resonreefnlness and tact of a Napoleon and perseverance of a t'roinwell, developed to such a degree that it would necessitate chemical analysis of the eephalic portion of his body to ascertain the presence of the above qualities. Walter was recently rescued from being a genuine prince of the roadf' It was a nightly oeeurrence for him to seek lodging with one of his classmates or elsewhere, and it was only after a great deal of moral suasion had been used, that he could be induced to go home at least once a week and renew the acquaintance with his parents. Robinson and Koons in my mind are always associated. Look at Koons for one moment and see the manly face which portrays strength of character, note the broad, high, well developed forehead, and the general contour of his head, the latter re- minding one of a child's when suffering with hydrocephalus. However, do not consider Fred anything but a scholar and a man of brains, at least that is what he wishes impressed upon your minds, so there you are. tYou have no hard feelings, have you, Fred'?l Let us now give the philosophical element of our class some attention : Fuhrmann and Hanlon who have the paranoia.c idea that they are Plato and Aristotle. It is simply astonishing, the ab- struse and labyrinthian discussions these gentlemen have. Upon entering the room one evening, I was greeted with inferential little sayingsfsuch as these,-which upon second thought I con- sider inadvisable to publish. However, be that as it may, since after several moments my attention was drawn to the philosophers, each with collar unloosened, sleeves rolled up, hairin 1 a tangle, and almost buried with scraps of paper, trying to Hgure out how a persistent occiput posterior could be a-head. Again, if one from one leaves nothing, how is it that the obstetrician always has two remaining? Problems such as these, which would be beyond the compass of ordinary minds, are continually being solved by my proficient tho inferior associates, as Ryan frames it. Is there any doubt in your minds, then, that the world is round, or that Bill Bennett of '09 would never develop into a vocalist? We can readily recognize that such a state of society would be hellish and diabolical, and utterly antagonistic to all psychic and physical laws. You will recognize the sagacity in my distraction, when you become cognizant of the reality, that Yost '08 represents the domestic and laboring element of the Bennett-Gregory household. Notwithstanding, on the other hand, nevertheless, to the contrary, does the logical elucidation of the aforesaid proposition, prove Brooke guilty of infringing upon the esthetic laws of natural science. Do not condemn the boy, no, not for the enticing sum of twenty-three cents, would I suffer one hair to be molested on his well groomed head. Remember, and I say this with no hypocritical sincerity, or thought of levity, but as one made sad by a fellow-being's misfortune. Joe has had a tedious voyage thro the Obturator Strait and hence must be content to have his nose resemble a scrambled-egg on toast, and an eyebrow misassigned to the upper lip. In View of this, I am obliged to condone the fact that Stetson, better known as Pop, is the calamity howler of the class. I now comprehend the reason for his baldness, for I see it was only nature's method of overcoming a congenital defectiveness. How could it have been pos- sible for Stetson to have any reasoning faculties, had his scalp afforded itself a growth of hair. Turn the crank, Hoffman, and let us have a change of scenery. We now view the mysterious and enigmatical Africa. What a magnificent work of the Creator, from the Oriental Egypt to the Dutch Republic of Oom Paul, being crowned by the vast desert of Sahara! It seems a de- plorable fact, that the Africa whom we admire should be execrated by this most barren, sterile. unproductive, fruitless, uninventive, and unimaginative baldness. It is destitute of animation. either vegetable or animal, so that pediculi are even necessitated to seek elsewhere for pasture. Nevertheless, and in eontrasti to the many tributes I have bestowed upon Africa, isn't he Barber- Ous? Provided you have followed the argument, any doubt as to the nationality of Solomon Leon Dreibelbis, will have been eradicated. The name, I will say, enibarrasses my power of articulation every time I attempt its pronunciation, and is sutlieient to cause the hypoglossal nerve of many a poor duH'er, especially Korn-doerfer, to be taken with an epileptic paroxysm or outvie and eelipse the human snake in its contortions. Greenwood, when I think of you my heart grows sad, my mind assumes a serious aspect, and even the point of my pen transudes blood, because you are, always have been, and always will be, the caudal end of everything. Friends of IIal1nemann Medical College, fellow members of the Institute, undergraduates, ladies, and gentlemen, allow me in behalf of the class of ninteen hundred and seven to express, in view of the stern reality that our days as students in Philadelphia and at Hahnemann Medical College are almost at an end, our sincere regrets. The years spent by us, as students, in the City of Brotherly Love, let me assure you were pleasant ones, and during many dark moments in days to come, when our sky will be overcast by failures and disappointments, the memories of these days will permeate the melancholic atmos- phere which envelops us, and alchemize the Ieaden clouds of despair into golden sunbeams of hopefulness. Never in our minds, no matter where future experiences may take us, will the high regard and esteem for our 'fAlma Mater depreciate. It is therefore with great reluctance that I bid you farewell. Members of the class of 1907, fellow classmates and scholars-by reviewing in our minds our life as medical students, we are impressed with the fact that not all is pleasure, neither is it all drudgery. Many a man enters the medical profession without the slightest conception of what he has before him. The freshman as he comes to the college is buoyant and energy seems to emanate from his being. But as the days, months, and years go by, altho meeting with difficulties, disappointments, and at times tempted to turn back, he nevertheless plods on, for to him grad- uation is synonymous with victory. Yes, victory in a sense, but as we are on the verge of gaining it, we realize that life has just begun and that now we must face new difficulties, solve intricate problems, and snatch lives from the grim hand of death, thereby demonstrating that we deserve the title medical doctor. While at college many true friendships liave been established, and numerous are the ties of de- voted affection woven by the hands of good fellowship,until now we welcome with sad hearts the time when our lives shall be separate. F eQlows, let me say, in all sincerity, that I consider this class the most congenial lot of fellows I have ever been associated with. Let us trust that the fellowships gained while at college will uplift and inspire us and be factors in our lives which will aid us in attaining our ideals. The curfew souncfs the parting of the day, As we with downcast hearts, on bended knee, Beseeoh G-od's aic, to lead the weary way And pilot our frail craft o'er life's rough sea. The sad smile which tonight doth greet my sight, For me, it seems, a solemn stillness holds, Save for the glad thought that it brings to light The friendship which does each true heart cnfold. Therefore, let us labor until life's end, Dispcrsing gloom, dispelling sickness and despair. So that when death shall snatch us from our friends, Our souls may rest where lfl191'Q,S no sadness or farewell. THOMAS F. ERDMAN. X f RN-N, , I. - '. . ,'. SSW A KJ xp ' - . r 'I 9 Q ,I ' -1 n 1 H: 1 my - - Q, 1- f. , I ',u.lV.y', . T.. 0 I? A LL' 3. AQ. -1+-fi! -.1 .YK i , v 4 y ' wr-' r- ' A i W 4 . Y - J: ' l' I ' I nv, I 4 4 fy. V964 1 'In , 4 A 1 7 f I , - -A S 1 , 4 X Q -is ' r 'sv 8-4 45 QQ uh i AJLLL., T ,f- P1 U' qs 1 - ,,-.lv r K -iq ..4tfG,g,L.hl , 1 , n 1 ' U ' 4 1 .0 . v , Q .4 V , .. .., 4, O D 4 1 . 4 . . . ,IF , f , 1. W. 1 . 'uw' T. - -I J X , L M N x , 1, . ' ' 'f 'mv 1 x 1 Y y ' -f A, , 34 .v I u - t 1 1 ' c' ' Q ll. , ,,',, : - - ' . li - x if ,AY- , , 1' A 4 ' , .. . A Y , -. L T P i v . , - I N ,',-, - - - : , -...1 .. - - .-'A Lie ,IF 4 gqx 4 B . I ' ' 0 -Q F' M- l T 5 W 1 I ' , .0 is 11-if I1 ' 0 v - 5 - ' f Qi in i f'fPi' gi ,I -r L V I ri I, ni A--:.'i,,, . , U , ',,v 355' 9 ' ,'G.I3J I ' 'Q f-3. if-11.'EZ :Qin I 9 , - I ' 'X , lfffftf' ' 2 ,psf :Stir -r fr A r, K iy fil-:Fu-In v VI:.l-3 1 I I i . - -I p .L 'pf' . I ' . ' ' TY 1 ' ff . I Ulflfl fldli-'. N ' -1- ' , l'l'0llCl'll'li .Ioneg Jr. i 'f ' ' .TSESEEN 11- . , 7 . ,C - V , AAI lc Jaw . J' Q .4 .. nz-Y 1 1, 141 ll 'W ' l lbl ' 4 s Pzmfdfzzl N Illf flfilllltllf Il fqjlxflll .siffflflllj dwin H. llou s Trcasnrfr, b. I.c.on llreibe 's wil' Editor in Clzfff, Warren W. Preston , Assorzkzlc' Editor, .Iohn G. Wurlz Buszhess Xllarzalgcr, Charles Ii. W. Rieger The earliest history of the Institute dates back to the year 1855, when Messrs. Il. J. Mc- Clatchy, F. W. Potter, .Ioseph B. Ward, T. S. Verdi, Il. C'arrigue and A. Irons acted as a com- mittee that reported a constitution and by-laws of a society to be called the Hahnemannian Medical Institute of the Homeopathic Medical College of Pennsylvania. The objeet of the Institute at this date was the advancement offmedical science and the mutual improvement of its members. This was done by electing Professors'of the Vollege to con- duct quizzes in the following branehes,-Practice, Diagnosis, Obstetrics, Materia Medica, Phy- siology, t'hemistry, Surgery and Anatomy. ' The society was made up of students of the college in good standing, and met every Friday evening durine' the college year. From the above early' date to the :resent time it has ffonie P 2' 21 - . . -, , I P- through many changes, with many FOVISIOIIS of the Constitution. It numbers among its members some of the most noted physicians and surgeons of the pre- sent day in the Homeopathic School of Medicine. During the present year the Institute has been a great success both instructively and socially, and has increased in membership from 40, at the beginning of the present year, to 90, of whom some 39'Will be awarded diplomas upon their graduation. The programs of the year have been excellent and the members have gladly taken part when called upon. The principal speakers for the year were as follows: Dr. R. Bernstein-UA Discourse on Homeopathy, Dr. Guernsey- Our State Board, Dr. H. D. Northrop- Life of Von Graffef' Dr. Charles Mohr- Animal Stories 5 Dr. O. S. Haines - The Frivolous Attitude, Dr. Clarence Bartlett- General Advice to Graduates. The students taking part in the different programs have been mostly from the Senior Class and all responded with something practical as well as entertaining. The Seniors taking part Were: Vocal Solo-Smith, Violin Solo-Nagle, Duet-Nagle and Schneider, Essayists-Erdman, F uhrman, Barber, Africa, Shepard, King. Critics-Hoffman, Webster, Fuhrman. The Institute as it stands at the present time, is the only organization of the College which caters to each and every student, being as it is, truly Homeopathic, instructive, and entertaining. It has a place that neither fraternities nor societies of other description in the college can fill, and for that reason is worthy of the heartiest consideration and support of the entire student body, the Faculty, and the Alumni of our College. The Animal dance of the Institute held Feb. 14 in the Mercantile Hall, was a success in every particular and was Well supported both by the students and the faculty. The comniittee, consisting of Messrs. Morton, Schneider, Chalfont, Prugh and Kepler, are deserving of great credit for their good management. Mention should be made of the Work of President Jones during the year. He has been up and doing at all times endeavoring to get good men to make each meeting the success it has proven to be. E. H. DoUDs, Sec'y. X. f 'r .' V u 4 1h r 'S lm ' ' ,lf--V v L U I 5 b-0 ' . v - . V I f L' ar' . .,' .-xh. v O 1 I, Y ., W, ,, .L A , . . ' 'il . ' !' v-y' . fs, e' ' eu .fr- .v- 'v 5' , ' 0' ' 4 4- ' 1 '51,-,,v . , .--.', 5 ' sv - - . -F - .Milt -. . 43, ..1ggf 4-4!-- -, ,I aku. rmftst Q xi. ,gi .1 rl ,ff 'L T I Y 'af ' I nil' , '97, wr it a u ' '4Q ,ww F :a?.f't? X HM 51vy,'f':f .l 'fe 1' f -R V49 . I 'c.'4Jn'. ' sf Fl , i I . .js L.-if - -. .. Iii: 'E u.'t5 FA 4 Ziff s +I fifvffr 95--.. F N f 'r . ,- ' -A , ,.- A . -. L 'ol -1 2- f 1 U r . s-1 - -Mya 7 . rl. .ff , Y If 4 :SJ 1? :S : .. -L f 73? ,ssl- J- . lf' if' . nf- P gs , , I I 1 FFSATE P3 JXHTJE. I ' ' I 1 I 1, , if ..,,-,- , President . . . . Alpha Sigma rateruitg BETA CHAPTER Vice President ..... Secretary. . . . . Treasurer .... . Sentinel ..... Allen Corson Albert F. Hanlon Fred W. Koons Frank O. Nagle Roscoe L. Perkins Charles L. W. Riegrer 1907. Walter P. Robinson John F. Schneider Warren B. Shepard Fred. J. E. Sperling A. G. C. Stetson John G. Wurtz OFFICERS. ..............CHARLESL.NV.RIEGER .H. BAILEY CHALFANT .FRED J. E. SPERLING A .... J. CHARLES HUMPHREYS JOHN H. BESSON MEMBERS. Harry B. Adams Norman L. Beal William A. Bennet John H. Besson 1909 J. P. Craig Harry D. Evans Presley E. Hale Bert E. Loehr Hugh B. Roney 1910 1908 , Norman H. Basset Howard M. Cooper H. Bailey Chalfant J. Charles Humphreys Willard L. Bentley Selden T. Kinney A. J. Williams Handwork Norman B. Osborne Arey A. Butterfield lYalter E. Lang J. J. Wynn Frederick C. Peters 'X-M.. . -Nv- ,,-s S.-.-Zi -,Ii 1311i Alpha flgammafc flllrartessuitag GAMMA CHAPTER President ..... . . . . Vice President ..... High Priest ,,,.. Messenger ..... Secretary .... Treasurer .... Sentinel .... Edwin S. Africa Joseph A. Brooke Frank J. Frosch Ronniine C. Hoffnmn Frederick Jones Jr. H. Clifton King Rziylnond C. Long Jesse E. Anibler Charles L. Bossert. 1907 ' Dudley J. Morton Charles E. Phelps Chandler W. Smith William M. Sylvis Howard J. Westney Benjznnin F. NVhite Rome M. Webster 1908 Frank B. Kriinmel Carl H. Robinsteen Walter M. Yost ll: l Jecozxsecl. GFFICERS. FRANK J. FRoscH . . . . .DUDLEY J. RIORTON , , , , , ,EDXVIN S. AFRICA . . . . .WVILLIAM M. SYvLIs . . . . . .WALTER M. Yosr .. . .CARL H. ROBINSTEEN S. CLARENCE SXVARTZ MEMBERS. Frank B. Edrnonson Richard O. Gregory rltwllllillll H. Criffiili John D. Kistler WV. Earl Kisfler 1909 XYlll2ll'li B. Pierre Merril D. Prngh Albert E. Shaw Edward A. Steinh S. Clarence Swan' Fred C Witte 1910 Harry L. Baker Robert E. Balliet Bernard G. Snnth Vane B. Sigler Frenk F. Bartlnnaier Warren A. Yun Deveei Charles J. Wint. illm Z D-I 'J .4 5 1 va alisslzinu Elrateruitg joseph XV. Post Gardner A. Sayres Raymond S. Seibert William R. Keller W. E. Kepler john A. Matchett NVilliarn G. Shemeley OFFICERS President ..... . . . . . . CLARENCE B. GOULD Vice President .... . . . EDXVIN H. DOUDS Recording Secretary . . . . . HARRX' T. STOCKTON Corresponding Secretary . . . . PAUL H. GERHART Treasurer ........ . . . . WILLIAM T. WALSH MEMBERS 1907 1909 James B. Buckley john C. Gaston Waller E' D,ArCy . . WIll1am F. Faltermayer S. Leon Drexbelbis Clarence B. Gould Willianl H. MCKQGVH Edwin H. Douds Warren W. Preston Howard K. 'White 4 1910 1908 C. A. Fetterhofl Bernardo Cano George Henry William H. Haines Paul H. Gerhart Harry T. Stockton Chfford D' Harvey . . . George E. Hayward Frank H. Hardenstem Wllliam T. Walsh Alonzo Hernandez john H. Wild M. Clark johnson Edward H. Thompson A. N. 1Voodward ' Ir ... L 1 if 5 .X ' AM fi' f fi! fa an W 2-g 2?-F Maul... ' X - kgi -4 ll xx X flfltxix' ffl l f, - f f, all-till-ye? M t Q f ff . f i- l in, - ' yy x wlllill lf'll li:i'.'1i, ' , W V ,lily N 1 tp y M tml v , X lm ll-p WJ ,Q I f 1 , ,Lan if N 2,-X 'f 'N f X l 'ii ff' til ith. ii fit 'f if 51' if ll ' tilt. f 1 f KW it Q .4f.1.- ,Nv.p,,.et'W Ig 2 , f i- as at L? ze? , 2 mhz 'amppnfct Teague This is by no means a new society at Hahnemann but one that is so exclusive that it has been extremely difficult for us to obtain its history a.nd excuse for exist- ence, but having put our most trustwor- thy and sleuth like reporter on its trail, We are now able to bring to light some of the facts concerning this organization. Our reporter Was wandering aimlessly up and down the dark and dreary streets of this once beautiful town one evening, and as he was passing the Masonic Tem- ple he happened to glance across the street and much to his surprise saw a small gathering of well lit young gen- tlemen supporting lampposts, fire plugs. fences and buildings, in that immediate Vicinity. Pulling his old slouch hat well down over his face, he drew as near the gather- ing as was possible without seeming to in- trude on the sanctity and privacy of such a respectable t?l meeting. Un approzlcliing the hunch, our reporter was shocked to hear lan' guage emanating from the vocal cavity of one member, in a manner not exactly conversant with polite society. lVe will now endeavor to give you as niueh of the trans:u'tions of this meeting, for such it happened to be, as is allowed us by the society and the printer. nSll9llil0lll0ll, the meeting will pleesh come toorder! Nlisser Secftary, you will pleesh read the results of the 'lectshun. The secretary then took a fresh hold on his support, and in a husky a.nd badly inixed voice gave his report, the gist of which is as follows: Following the last meeting which was held in the W. V. T. U. Parlors with our late presi- dent in the chair, in fact he was all over the chair, we repaired to the field of contest where we were to hold our election of oflicers. There was the usual large bunch of would bc's,' present and they responded to the roll call in a very desirable condition, that is, in keeping with the req- uisites of the society. We then filled the following offices by competition: President, Sloe Gin George-Who broke all records in competing for this office. Vice-President, Blue Ribbon Rudolph-Who gave the president a hard fight for first honors. Secretary, High Ball Harry. Treasurer, Alcohol Al. Sergeant at Arms, Wurtzburger Wallace. The judge of the election was Charley, the liquid dispenseru Under the heading of Old Business the matter of the amount of high balls consumed by Seltzer Selden at the last meeting was brought up and freely discussed, and it was proven that he had not come up to the mark and was ordered to drink nothing but Rhine Wine and Seltzer for the next three meetings. The matter of tips for the operators of the alcoholic beverages was then brought up and it was decided that each man should be assessed the sum of three cents at each meeting so as to cover this emergency. This action brought forth a howl of dissent from certain of the members, and the president, taking a faucet from his pocket, rapped upon the lamppost and in a rolling voice called Ord-e-r-r. Then pandemonium broke loose and amidst the noise was heard such words as these, Same Wilson, that's all, No 6 straight, Dark beer, Black and lVhite, Sloe Gin Rickey, Small beer, Gibson and a little waterf' Rhine Wine and Seltzer with a stick in itf' while one member had the nerve to bawl out I think I'll take a se-gar this timen and he was immedi- ately set upon by overwhelming odds and made to pay a fine of twenty-five cents, to help the president get his watch out. After the president had downed the uproar by reminding the members that it was passed 2 o'clock and all the refreshment parlors were closed, he then called for the report of the committee sent to the Bar Tenders' Ball. The chairman of this committee reported that the behavior of the Leaguersn was scandalous, that of the small number present four had the nerve to go home before 2.30 and that those members deserved a severe reprimand from the society for lowering its standard in such a manner. Following this report a motion was made and duly seconded that each one of the delinquents be obliged to apologize in person to the chairman of said committee for their disgraceful behavior on that occasion, and also that they be Hned eleven cents, the proceeds from which was to go towards supplying the pretzels at the next meeting. This motion was carried and the forty-four cents collected. The matter of new members was then brought up and the report of the board of censors was heard. There had been four men proposed and the board reported that all four had been weighed in the balance and not found wanting, and advised the election of these men, which was then done and resulted favorably. The motion for adjournment was then put, seconded and carried, and our reporter thought his hard work was over, but not so, for when the retiring president went to congratulate his successor, he inadvertently made a Hlapsus linguae which said lapsus seemed to be a fighting word among the members of the club, and a free for all was soon in progress, right out in the broad streets of this purc :ind rcligions town. 'l'hc fight, grcw ficrccr :intl it soon lrccmnc cviclcnt to our rc-portcr that this was no plxicc for hiln, so tncking: his pull llIltlt'l' his :mn :intl putting: his pc-ncil lwhinil his cur. hc lit out for Mzirkct Strcct :it :1 2:20 grant :incl nr-vcr stoppctl running until hc tnrnc-tl in his copy nt our ofiicc. Sincc this occin'1'cnc0, wc :irc glaul to static that :ill thc incnilmcrs rcturnotl to collcgc thc nr-xl day in fair condition, consiclcring thc strcnuons tinnc of tho night licforo, Init, our rcportcr is cn- tircly worn out from his lillltll' :incl wc :irc zifrzlicl it will tnkc hini scvcrzil wccks to l'0t5llIJt l'Ill0. II. Ci,IF'roN IQING. I5 1 I 1 , f y f ' ' - 4 1 . . L I ' x 1 v 5 Q . n ' ' 4 1 C . - I A -Q ' J ' ' ' 1 I 'f L' ' s , - 1 , . Y . r n ' . ' I ' , , I ' ' v . ' . -.' Q . ' ' 5 v - , QA . .f x A - , . ' A '- 1 5 v A 7 xr J I 'I ' 5 .1 . - ' U -.I ' A . A A 5 ' I 1 ' ' I . N s , 1 5 . , 1 -1' 1 ,-Q I , .f ,rf -, Q , , A I i .KJRI 'H v . a Q U 1 - g. -' A . '. 1. y 0 Q .SI . It'!,'. 1 s' ' 1 .Q L f 1 f .5 a n , ' 7 r It . -ah, . . ' .' I - V: ' I c .l-, ,ff Xxx X f I ' I a my X N ' - o 1 I C -- , + v' A J' H -. ar ,-Q 'x I 1 1 ' 1 v il - I - H . , 1 r D5 ' I . Y? . Q 5 Q 4' Q p N . lr .4 S' Name Edwin S. Africa Frank Barber Wm. li. Beery Marion W. Benjamin Stanley M. Black Wm. G. Boehringer Joseph A. Brooke James B. Buckley Allen Corson Edwin li. Douds S. Leon Dreibelbis Thos. F. Erdman Home address 1117 16th Ave. Altoona, Pu. 67 S. Fitzbuuh Rochester, N. Y. Columbus Grove, Ohio. 2523 N. 5th, St.. Phila., Pa. Swedesboro, N. J. Newportville, Pa. Glenside, Pa. Rochester, N. Y. Bridgeton, N. J. Beaver Falls, Pa. 827 Washington Street, Reading, Pa. Allentown, Pa. Date May Jan. Mar. Mar. Dec. Mar. April May June July Mar. Oct. Statiztics of Birth Weight 22, 1870 135 lbs. 29, 1883 l60lbs. 20, 1875 l55lbs. 1, 1885 165lbs. 16, 1875 l40lbs. 29, 1886 140lbs. 5, 1885 125 lbs 5, 1880 142 lbs. 27,1881 158 lbs. 17,1882 150 lbs. 26, 1884 147 lbs. 17, 1883 136 lbs. Height l'olitlcs Reliizion Favorite sub ject What he does when not at College 5ft.8in. Republican Presbyterian Surgery Plays ball. 5 ft. 55 in. Republican Baptist Surgery Soniewhere look- inu for a scrap. 5 ft. Sin. Republican Presbyterian Obstetrics Plays foot-ball, enjoys huntint! and 1.5oesfisltinf:. 6 ft. 2 in. City party Methodist Therapeutics Spoon and Materia Medica 5 ft. 75 in. Republican Presbyterian X-ray Plays with the children. 5 ft. 7 in. Republican Reformed Obstetrics Streaks out to have a chat with the females. 5 ft. 8 in Republican Methodist Gynaecology lluntinu some- one to play golf with. 5ft.10in. Republican Catholic Medicine Kissing.: ladies 5 ft. 9 in. Republican Methodist Paediatrics Holds hands. 5 ft. 9 in. The Presbyterian Obstetrics Any damn thing Gang 5ft. 10111. Republican United Surgery Studies English Evangelical 5 ft. 5 in. Republican United U Ophthalmic Scouts around Evangelical surgery town looking for Perkins. Virtues and vices llas neither, and does not smoke ClI1lll'l:ll4'l-l. Minds his own business. 177 ls inarried. llas neither. A ministi-r's son so judge for yourself. Also a married man sojudge for yourself. Ilis virtuousness has become a vice. ls a member of the gobblers. Everytllinx.: that's bad. Many and none. None and many. ls 21 Lfobblcr. Takes care of Sunny .lim Flirts with Bessie the auto girl. Vices reduced to a minimum, virtues discovered only by chemical analysis. Name Frank J. Frosch H. Leslie Fry Barclay S. Fuhrmann John C. Gaston Guy A. Gerberich Clarence B. Gould B. Thurbert Guild John W. Greenwood Albert F. Hanlon George W. Heck Romaine C. Hoffman Miles Hopkins Frederick Jones, Jr. Home address 2616 N. 5th St. Phila. Glenside, Pa. 220 llaniilton Ave. Trenton, N. J. 213l5tl1St-. Beaver Falls, Pa. Lebanon, Pa. Batavia, N. Y. Ridgewood, N. J. Bayonne, N. J. Cohasset, Mass. 525 Chestnut St. Coatsville, Pa. 30 S. 13th Ave. Mt. Vernon, N. Y. Weston, Oregon 213 N. 28th St. Camden, N. .I. Date of Birth Weight Height Sept.18, 1881 140 lbs. 5 ft. 7 in. Oct.22,1884 120 lbs. 5 ft. 4 in. Sept. 29, 1885 145 lbs. 5l't. 8in. June 29, 1880 157 lbs May 25,1883 180 lbs. 5 ft June 16, 1885150 lbs. June 28, 1883 155 lbs. Oct. 25, 1878 150 lbs. Jan,2,1883 Oct. 29, 1881 Oct. 5, 1883 Oct. 19,1874 145 lbs. April 7. 1884 1-10 lbs. 140 lbs. 0 ft 130 lbs. 5 ft 150 lbs. 5 ft .5ft. Sin. ' .11 in. 5ft Ilbin. 5ft 11 in. 5 ft. 10in. ' .8in. 5in. ' .8in. 5ft. 695111. 5ft. Sin. Politics Republican Republican Prohibition Republican Republican Prohibition Republican Republican Republican Republican Republican Republican Republican Religion Catholic Protestant Lutheran Presbyterian Lutheran Baptist Episcopal Lutheran! One of his own. Methodist Protestant Congrega- tional. Episcopal Favorite subject Surgery Eye Obstetrics Surgery Materia Medica Hygiene Paediatrics Materia Medica Surgery Practice Surgery Gynaecology Practice TVhat he does when not at College Amuses himself with anything that is decent and enjoyable. Goes driving in the park. Plays tennis with his cousin. You will find him either in bed or in a restau- rant. Finrls-amuse- ment in any- thina. Attends the theatre tmeet- nigsl. Goes to the Troc. and takes his chance. Bowls or rather rolls along in a coupe with a fair one at his side. Hunts up charity CIISFS. Practices the art of the -three evils. Frets because he can t play tennis and base ball. Father and mother pay all the bills and he has all the fun. Atnuses hiniself with hunibu: and tennis. Studies to pass examination for children's hos- pital. Virtues and vices No virtues, vices too numerous to mention. Is true to himself Leads the strenu- ous life. Attends Sunday school. In name a church member, hence im- possible tojudge. Moral boy. Vices negative. Space prevents enumeration of virtues, none need- ed for vices. Virtues macro- scopic. Vices .gross- ly macroscopic. Smokes to excess Talks too much. Virtues none that you would notice. Vices all that are in the category. - Virtues minus quantity, swears a little but not much. An honorable and upright young man but who would think it. Isa member of the Y. M. C. A. Pro- fanity. Virtues negative. Plays poker. Name H. Clifton King Frederick W. Koons Chas. F. Leonard Raymond G. Long Dudley J. Morton Isaiah L. Moyer Frank 0. Nagle Edward J. O'Donoghue Roscoe L. Perkins Wm. E. Peters Chas. E. Phelps Warren W. Preston Chas. L. Rieger Walter P. Robinson Home address 1422 K. St. North west, Washiutztou. D. C. Phila. Pa. 2025 S. 10th St. Phila., Pa. Valley House Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 2934 N. Calvert St Bal timore, Md. Springtown, Pa. 830 N. 4th St. Phila., Pa. 331 Newbury St. Boston, Mass. 1122 Adams St. Boston, Mass. 204 W. State St. Harrisburg, Pa. Waterloo, Iowa Hallstead, Pa. 1855 N. Mervine St., Phila., Pa. 4433 Baltimore Ave., Phila.,Pa. Date of liirtb Weight lla-lt:ht Feb. 18, 1885 127 lbs. 511 Juuc 19, 1874 I75 lbs. July 11,1883 140 lbs. F Sept. 20,1881 120 lbs. 511. -l iu. Mar. 27. 1884 142 lbs. 5 Mar. 1, 1878 175 lbs. Feb. 11,1884 155 lbs. NOV. 21, 1884 178 lbs. April 6, 1879 155 lbs. Oct. 30, 188-1 135 lbs. Feb. 2, 1881 135 lbs. Aug. 17. 1879 150 lbs. Feb. 6, 1879 155 lbs. Dec. 28, 1883 153 lb Poll tics R4-litzlou 1-'avorite subject Wliul lw docs wht-u not at Virtues und vlf-cn t'ollt-gc . Sl iu ltcpublicau llotuv Imp- tlplnllnaltuoltmv Plays pluocble Lot-at his virtue-n and HSI. is l1l0lI1ll'4'Ull1Hl. 511. Qin. Republican t'olor1-fl Sut'n:e-ry llilSll01l1lll1Sl'- A1140llllllllllllflflllllf llllllllS1. tue-uts. i ft. ll iu Prohibition Mt-tbodist ti, ll. Plays polo No virtues, vlca-ts l'Itijoyslc1-:uul many. roller skatiuu. Republican Pr:-sbylcriau Malcria Mt-diva 1'ouulsltis tuoucylioves bln.: women and tuakn-s plains Ilas an ample for tlu- sututut-r. supply of both. ft. 8 iu. Haus. Iilut- slot-ki-ue Surat-ry Sells dauco- tic- Virtues innumer- l'rt-sbytt-rtau ke-ts. Plays cards able, vices probably especially ptuo- tuore so, worst one 1'l1lP:COIIlll0Sl7S dlfliculty getting music. out of bed. 5l't. ll in. Prohibition Shaker Materia Mt-:lit-a Goes driviutt 'l'm.-tnpcratein all Q tluues. Provoking Plays 1111151-IIOIILI. others, 5 ft. 11 in. City Party livauuclical lliazuosis Plays his violin. Slllll'Il1'l'l.qt'll by ' simplicity. Chew- ing gum. 6 ft. Republican Catholic tlyuaccoloey Gives sparritttt 1Vomeu. lcssous. 6 ft Republican Methodist Medicine Eats all the Nt-vcr comes home time stays out all night. 5 ft, 5in, Republican Presbyterian Obstetrics Goes rowing and llas no virtue fishing. Tried to raise a mustache. 5 ft. R in. Republican Episcopaliau liar, eye nose Lovesto play UIlI'Pt'02l11Z11lDli'. and throat golf, pmt:-pouz, and marbles. 6 ft Republican Pre-sbytcriau Surgery Plays tennis and Tliiukshcis a goes rlrtvtug. virtuous man but vices over balance virtues. 5 ft. 10 iu. Republican Protestant 1-Zyl-, ear uose audThiuks a great Kissing girls. throat. deal. oflbase ball playin! tag. S. 6 ft. If in. Gang Presbyterian Obstetrics Pilots large All virtues: vices schooners. Name Wm. J. Ryan John F. Schneider Hugh M. Shannon Warren B. Shepard Chandler W. Smith Fred J. E. Sperling Alexander G. C. Stetson Wm. M. Sylvis Chester A. Washburn Rome ill. VVebster Howard J. Westney Benjamin F. White John G. Wurtz Home address Date of Birth Weight Height Politics Religion Favorite subject What he does when not at College E. Mauch ChunkJune 23,1884 145 lbs. 5 ft. 9 in. Democrat Catholic Neurology Does fairy tale Pa. telling. 601 Cedar Ave., May 20, 1881 180 lbs. 6 ft. RepublicanSalvation Obstretrics Plays marbles, Scranton, Pa.. skipping rope, playing tag. 603 N. 52 St., Jan. 30, 1885 148 lbs. 5 ft. 11 in. City Party Presbyterian Materia Medica Plays pool and Phila. tennis. McClintock Ave., May 1, 1884 195 lbs. 6 ft. :lf in. Republican Presbyterian Nervous dis- Takes active Allegheny Pa. eases, insanity part in tennis especially 1735 Newhamp- Mar. 4, 1883 167 lbs. 5 ft. 10 in. Republican Mohammed- Neurology Goes to church shire Ave., ian. Washington, D. C. 24 Lanning Blg. Oct. 20, 1883 155 lbs. 5 ft. 9 in. Republican Israelite Obstetricsand Very much Wilkes-Barre, Pa. surgery. taken with ten- nis and golf. 1631 Arch St. Nov. 26, 148 lbs. 5 ft. 5 in. Prohibition Shouting Anatomy Goes calling on Phila. 1866. Methodist. the women. 1533 S. 18th St. l June 1, 1882 165 lbs. 5 ft. 0 in. Republican Episcopalian Surgery Does anything Phila. which is not fol- lowed by a head- ache. 319 Broadway, May 10, 1882 188 lbs. 5 ft. 95 in. Republican Universalist Medicine Enjoys canoeing Everett, Mass. in a boat built for two. Never is at college. 513 W. 4th St. Aug. 15, 1883 125 lbs. 5 ft. 4 in. Republican Methodist Surgery Goes riding and Dayton, Ohio driving also. 1212 Pacific Ave., Aug. 19, 1885 157 lbs. 5 ft. 95 in. Republican Presbyterian Surgery Takes physical Atlantic City N. J. culture lessons in tennis and foot ball. 65 Congress St. Aug. 3, 1882 147 lbs. 5 ft. 9 in. Republican Baptist Practice Plays solitaire. Bedford, Pa. 2103 N. Howard StAug. 31, 1885 130 lbs. 5 ft. 1 in. Republican Catholic Pathology Goes sailing Phila. wlulnever he has a c tance Virtues and vices lVine, women and tobacco. lsn't a gobbler- har. No virtuesjls always cutting lectures. Schneider says he is a tl-n bullhead Can't think ofa virtue, vices crowd his mind. Doing others be- fore they do him is the motto of our honest Jew friend. Strictly moral twhen not caughtl Shooting crap. Virtues among the missing, vices all without exception. lYanting. Multiple. The simple life. Loves show girls. Dropped virtues at Atlantic. Ainiable disposition XYalks Chestnut Street. No virtues because he goes to Atlantic City every summer 3111 Illlmuuriuxn l'lfIMlil'Ili'l'UNIJllIJI,l'1Y, M.lJ., I,.I.. IJ. llvzm ol' Ihv Full:-,qc-, l'1'ul'c-ssurnl'Inslitu IPS ol Mwlir-iiiv :nml llvqc-im-, 5f'Ill0l' nwmln-r of w tho l'Ilf'lllly1ll1fl lnvml hy :ill who km:w him llivcl Mnrcli 25, 1907. 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Biggest Lizu'-BUCKLEY. Most Taking Ways-ConsoN. Biggest Feet-BENJAMIN. Works While He Sleeps-HECK. Who has done most for the class?-SYLYIS. the class IUOST?-SPERLING. Hzmilsomest lllfLI1A'l7,,-H9 voted for himself 'md the chorus snuff If the man in the moon were a Ixoon INV Busiest lvlllill-SIIANNON. Aetheriul Artist- -1. BEERY. Hungriest TWIIIIVSHEPARD. Grouchiest llI1H1'SCHNEIDER. Miser-LoNG. Ladies' M1111-NAGLE. The Useless lllzm-LEoN.,xnD. The Sunnis-st Man-GERBRICH. 2. PHELPS Great Satisliu tion Guaranteetl VV holesaile and Retail Send for Price I.ist BRADLEY' hr Special ohh,- t Western Meat Xrlarket L'llOIk'liS'l' lvlli.-X'I'8 Xl' l,OWIiS'l' I'RIL'liS , ' 5 as A . Ft' 7 , rf' Qgv. 'E' A hqialjjfos- : B .Q ' , . . xl- I . . ' J -ap' . -' x 't AQQQ--HWY?-pref! if llotli 'Pliones I'rulnpt .ind Eflitivllt SCI rift' l'nited States Gnu-rnnwnt Inspector Stulonetl at our place MARKET AND '1'WEN'l'Y-FIRST S'l'RliE'l'S CHARLES ENTZ Cgl Sows TRADE MARK ALI. LLUUIJS t1Ll.'XIi.XN'I'ICI'lI7. S'I'ANIJAIiID MAINI AIN! I6-Ill Obstetric Qlike cutl seal grain leather, including Q ground glass stnppered bottles . . , . . ,,,.. SQ Sterilizer, will hold obstetric forcep, tits bag , , , 1 Simpson Obstetric Forcep ,,,,,, 3 Bozeman Uterine Dressing Forcep , , Graves Vaginal Specula ..,. Scliruede-r's Volsellax Forcep I Glasgow Uterine Douche , , Set of 3 Uterine lrrigating Currettes Kelly Pad, zo-in. with bulb inHator 3 1 Tact4,Z-in. I-Iaemostats , , . 1 Soft Rubber Catheters . . I Mundes Placenta Forcep , , , , , 1 1 Jar 3-spool assorted sizes, Plain or Chronlatized. . . 1 jar 3-spool assorted sizes, silk . 1 dozen assorted needles . . . I Mathieu Needle Holder ,,,,,,, ,,,, , I Or the entire outfit for 522.00 S23 ADCLPH LEVY CO. - I Makers of Our Name or Trade Mark Stand for Surgical HIGH-GRADE SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS Instruments of Quality Both Phones 1317 Arch sheer, Philadelphia i gixwmltfl '53 i '43 I ' :':.f'f 'X 5 ' Q i 1 ' JW DR.. LYLE'S BUM-HARMONY QUARTET. First Tenor ............................... ....... S leepy Smith Second Tenor ,.... . . . Open-faced Morton First Base ,.... ,.......... .... B I idget XYebster Second Base .,..r.......,..................... Bard Egg Sylvis THE CLASS 'S OPINION- Swans sing before they die-'twere no had thing Should certain persons die before they sing. GLYCO -THYMOLINE Cliatattbal Gonbitions 4 NASAL, THROAT, GASTRO-INTESTINAL AND UTERO-VAGINAL Liberal Samples will be supplied free of all cost for experimental work KRESS sl OWEN CoMPANY, FULTON S'gg5Ej0RK THE LARGE NUMBER OF PHOTOGRAPHS IN THIS RECORD, MADE BY Qgutehunzi Shows the popularity ofthe Studio. Copies of the original photographs can be had at any time, at the MAIN STUDIO, No. 712 Arch Street PHILADELPHIA BRANCH STUDIO, 1700 N. Broad St CLINIC NOTES. . Dr. Northrop is going to start a course in Automobilology and Paediatrics. Dr. Sappington QHurry-up-Sappyl can't Wait till they die. He runs about, towel in one hand and post-mortem knife in the other. Dr. IVm. B. Van Lennep is going to save a three mile Walk every IVednesday, by getting an electric ticker to signal for the next picture in the reflectoscope. Dr. Paxsonw- It is so? Now is it not so? Yes, that is just what I would say' ' Dr. Boericke- That individuals afflicted With phthisis pulmonaris should- not indulge in promiscuous OSCIlltIili1OI1, is scientific dictum verified and demonstrated by concrete personal researchf ' Dr. C. Mohr can tell when it is going to rain because his whiskers itch. Dr. Gus Iiorndoerfer does not fear God, man or devil. ' Dr. Goodno iWhile lecturing anytime during the yearb 'fThere is also a specific for this di- sease namely Merck's pure White crystals of Phenolf' Dr. C. Bartlett- um ----- We have arr ----- Gentleman, I Want to show err err ----- , as I said before this er er er ----- is er er er ----- Gentlemen We have er er er ----- before us a case !' ' Dr. Elliot is going to buy a pair of suspenders so that young ladies may be in his presence Without constant fear of something coming off. Dr. Haines has such a suave and pleasing manner in presenting a case, that sometimes We imagine he even believes what he is saying himself. Mr. Honey is still wearing his pink shirt. Dr. Tuller-H Brrrr! Brrr! ! ! I suppose you would like to know how things are getting along up at Harrisburg. I will have to leave the lecture early to catch my train, as you know I am president of the state society and the fight centers around me. Brrrr! ! Brrrr! ! Brrrr! ! ! Dr. Snaderb tSanta Claus'-A hander out of good stories and physical diagnosis. Dr. Muhly-The students' host. Prof. Baker, M. D.-It is time the class learned that when I say I will not ask questions on a certain part of the subject that is the part on which the examination Will be held. Dr. Campbell :- Gentlemen We have here nothing more or less than our old friend it is. Dr. Hall 1-4' But in the other hand. Dr. Humphreys :e Now you don't have to do anything but goto work and take and blow it out. R. C. H. W T N 1 .W 4' , Q, GV, '71 , WAR.. fa . , I N fm, 74? I -ld x N , Q ip? Q A i , .zwfy W M1 X . fi s, ylgvx uynoct A ,Fr :XM LIML' If 1 ' x , , 1 l rgzruvyuu sb' 'W .Was 'I rn: a .M f I 'w s I e Q wx , X! NM X Z A3 gf -' 'A ' S12 -. - . jfffg ff ML X sf A if , W .lf Q 4: 4. .C O 5 72? J U fay' ?lAfY' fu: '- X' 4 if ff L. f ' Amr u-n'1o 'hmwes m uw G DTHLK ng 1nl'R' .. Niuflli! ' x ' 1 I fx ' 'I , 1,09 '-X 1,11 Y'7'uh f' . ,A ' ll .Win , 4 I ,- ,flprlmmu , . , J X 'SZ 0 ' - falaw - M s Q U7 f 4 I i f',wf'l5 . . ihw I onest oods The same goods for less money. More goods for the same money. We sell only High-C-fade Standard Surgical lnstruments Bags and Medicine Cases Electrical Apparatus and in fact everything required by the physician or his patient. Our No. 36 P. S. Co. Special Pocket lnstrument Case, 56.00. Pocket Cases from 52.50 up. Ib: Physicians Supply Co. of Philadelphia Makers and lITlpOl'tCfS of Standard Surgical Instruments lll8-H20 Chestnut St Estey Building, Sth floor ttalce elevatorl One door west of Keitlfs Theatre . onest rlces We are sole agents for Philndelpliin, lor The Clark Q Roberts Co.'s Aseptic 0ffice and Hospital Furniture Received the Cold Medal fldighest Award, at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition at St. Louis, l903. Sold on easy terms. Send for Catalog. No. 82 Office Table-the original Automatic Leg Rest Table-365 days ahead of all others. 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I I-.XI4IIsI'I'I1., oIzIc9INAI,, NIQW I'A'I I'IcRNs IN R J' Iflww GOLD, sII.x'I41R-oXIDIZHD AND GLIN-IvIE'I'AI, Z - L' 4? q jI41WI'1I,IiD IN DI-:SIGN AND I'I.AIN qg AN 3 EXCEPTIONAL COLLECTION fgggf' I A I, mums: ws 62 ulmez 'N f I If J , if ES, , IlrzkersqfPERFECT-FITTING I IJI I A 'IN ff EYE-GLASSES AND 1533 6151722-tnut Street ' ' I O I I LYS sPEcTAc1.Es There is more real substance in Name Regisu-fed Aueusl v, woo CRA E'S ICE CREAIVI and a higher quality cream than in any other ORE AND TEA ROOM : . . 1331 Chestnut Street e 23rd, below Locust ST Main Offic , A JOKES A JOKE, AIN'T IT '? Africa-Lovely hair! So well placed, too. Barber-Hasnlt he improved? Berry-Why so ashamed of your face? Benjamwa-Awfully awkward! Black-Sedate, sober, and married. Boehmzgci'-So very backward! Brooke-Such a shapely nose! Buckley-.I im was a handsome wench. Carson-A tow-headed, unsophisticated self-satisfied kidder.' Douds- Where 's my speech?' ' Dreibclbis-Ach, Gott! Vat a name, yet! Erdmcm-- Go to H-l !' ' Frosch-Takes fine clinic notes! Too d-n fine! Fry-Little Miss Independence. Fuhrman-Macl? Oh, no! He only looks it. Gaston-A picture of Jack Tar in nose glasses and civilian 's clothes. Gerbcrdch-lNIe1'ry Sunshine! Gould-A sarcastic son of a gun! Greenwood-Joliriny on the spot-N IT! Guild-Handsome brute! H anion-Good fellow! Take it from me. H eck-And such a winning smile! W H oyifman- Ain 't I handsome? Why, I have to mar my face to keep the girls from chasing me H oplcins-An agreeable surprise! J ones-One of the greasy Spaniards. T. R. THOMSON Stationer PRINTING AND ENGRAVING STUDENTS SUPPLIED 252 North Sixteenth Street BOERICKE 8L TAFEL Tklomoeopatbic llbbarnmcists IMPORTERS AND PUBLISHERS Philadelphia New York Baltimore Allegheny Cincinnati Chicago OLDEST AND LARGEST PHARMACY Established in 1835 The Best of Everything in Homoeopathy BERNSTEIN MANUFACTURING CO. Makers of Aseptic Hospital Furniture Sterilizing Apparatus Metallic Bedsteads Bedding and Institution Supplies THIRD STREET AND ALLEGHENY AVE. PHILADELPHIA VALENTINE H. SMITH 85 CO. WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS S. W. Cor. Second and Green Streets Philadelphia Manufacturers of MEDICAL FLUID EXTRACTS AND STANDARD PHARMACEUTICAL PREPARATIONS King-4' Shut up Clif ! I'm talking. Knoos-H Say girls, isn't he the handsomest thing? Leonarcl- Him, too !' ' Long-Long? Why, he Was born a joke. lllorton-The d-d Editor. llloyer-The elephantine goat. N agle-Oh, Priscilla! O'Donoghue-Thou smasher of feminine hearts! Perkins-Oh! What a liar! Peters-He Waddles like a duck. Phelps-The lemon New York handed us. Preston QFrom behind!-Imitation of a billiard ball balanced on a cue. Rieger-The name looks German, but, Oh, what an Irish face! Robinson- F or-r-1'-r-r-d--'arch !' ' Ryan-Hello, Jack! Got any cinders in your eye? Schneider-Grouchy bugger! Shannon-Awfully busy Up man! SlL6jJCl7'Cl-All excellent example of Chronic Gastric Dilatation. Smith-Should wear a pin in his pants to keep him awake. S perling-Good Lord, Dutch! Is there any one in the class you haven't done? Stetson-Hi, Pop! You're all right. Sylvis- Say! you ought to have seen the case we had at the hospital last night! ' W ashburn-Darn fusser! Webster- Only fifty-three more days before We go home. W estney-Crazy as the Devil! White-Blushes beautifully! Wurtz-Last and least-in size only! Everything else, especially his voice, is well developed ' x UNIFURMS run ,J , L ?, YV! , I . I 3 Nl, I . 5 ' You are nearing the time when you will re- Ll ,- I I- qulre them. You wlllwzmt them right-tlmt I Ji ' I A '. is, made from stzmdnrd duck, tllorouggllly ' if , A 'fi' 'I shrunken, and strong, nent :md stvlish. M lx 1 All this you get, and atthe lowest prices,:lt X. I ' . ' n , Q, I, C. D. WILLIAMS 81 Co. uf I . Q J, ' 246 SOUTH ELEVENTH ST. - S v VW N B.-A Model Store and Factory PHILADELPHIA UICK TOURING CAR l22 H, Pl X X gl 275 Delivered ws Keystone Motor Car Co. Buigk-PHILADELPHIA we who x f D i GAF Packard IMMEDIATE DELIVRRIRS WHO IS IT? GUESS! Anyone guessing the rivh g , g t name Cunassistedr, and apply in person at the office of '4The Philadelphia Evening Bullegraph, will receive a large yellow lemon. No prizes awarded after Schneider applies, as we will hand him all that remain, hoping that by Homeophathic methods we may cure his sour disposition. ' The Philadelphia E if ening Bizllegrfzplz. There was ft I . young student from Phillie, Who as a surgeon would make Van look sillie His clinic notes, they, I have heard students sa Give all f Y, o us fellows the Willies. There was a young student named Bro k NVho learns all h k o e e nows from a booke ' IVith the girls he's 1 , at winner, But at lunch or at dinner, He's all the tim e cussing the cookc. The Borneman 6 I-Iertzler Co. STU D ICN TS' OUTI+'l'I'S A SPECIALTY :: :: Tinctures THEY STAND Tablet Triturates TFFI-SQ Compressed Tablets Triturations All preparations made in strict accordance to the I-Iomosopathic Pharmacopoeia PHYSICIANS' SUPPLIES AT LOVVEST RATES 157 NORTH 16th STREET PHILADELPHIA Philadelphia Pure Oxygen Company MISIJICINAI, OXYGICN ll, H. cam-:1,s 625 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pa. BELL TELEPHON ES: DAY SERVICE -Walnut 15-67 D NIGHT SERVICE and HOLIDAY SERVICE-Prmun 46-61 X mhz Stuhweuts' aghntngraphec 1 -i gg SPECIAL RATES FoR INDIVIDUAL AND GROUP woRK 1 PQTT 85 FQLTZ, 1318 Chestnut Street WILLIAM G. HOPPER HARRY S. HOPPER Members Phlladelphxa Stock Exchange WILLIAM G. I-IOPPER 6: CO. Bauhaus rms Cfgrnlzeass za sourn THIRD STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. Orders for the Purchase and Sale of Stocks and Bonds promptly executed Local Telephones-Bell, Market 160. Keystone, M In I2 '4 Long Distance Telephone Connection Oh! Benny our human giraffe, 1' In figure youlre built like a staff, Q Q Your hat is size seven, Your shoes number 'leven, Anal your collar just twelve and a half 'M Here's Robby, at soldier boy true, In brass buttons and uniform blue, In height he's 11, wonder, His voice is like thunder, Butt l1e's lacking in shape through and through. No M atter what make of automobile you ow n ZURNOIL will lubricate it better than any other oil. We have one man who does nothing else but study the lubri- cation of automobiles. When a new auto comes out he is on the spot to examine its parts. Then we put it on our list-we do not learn our business at the expense of your auto. VVe know what is re quired before the auto is put on the market. ZURNOIL is non-corrosive and will not smut the spark plug. Write for circular. O.. F. ZURN COMPANY Broad and Lehigh Avenue, Philadelphia Bell Phone-Tioga 5230 Keystone Phone-Park 1065 BUREAU BROS. S. W. COR. Zlst AND ALLEGHENY AVE. Bronze Statuaru and Founders Memorial and Inscription Tablets Spring and Summer Clothes Specially designed and planned for YOUNG MEN Jacob Reed's Sons 1424-1426 Chestnut Street V'- A A IV From Scranton there once onine EL main, Possessed of exceeding great knowledge. Match him! Now try if you Can, For he'll soon own the whole blooniin' college. With his twenty-third deciniul pills, He'll Cure all human Coinplnints, 'Twill he the end of the fight against ills, And he'll live up zihove, with the saints. HI 'Pop Stetson the hoss of the town. In politics he'S won renown. He'll start fl saloon, Near the College, right soon, For the fellows, their sorrow to drown FNZTAISII ml N J litrru l'noNl-1:-2 GAS FIXTURES GRILLS A 151.1':e'1'R1t- 1-'lxwlu-us fxlxmk worm lNSUl,A'l'lNG HIOINTS 'l'AliI.l'1'l'5 F. jfxeols oczmzlzs DIS'l'll.LER, BLENDER AND Wholesale Li uor Dealer ' q Am erlean 3211322 1i .i.l3'ES2fF.S l' '1i'Hde'P'1ia Gas Fixture Propriatom qf Old Preserve NVhiskey S N 2 The Prospect Brewing Co. Malwfasfufefs Eleventh and Oxford Streets Brewers and Bottlers of ABSOLUTELY PURE L A G E R B E E R -- AND - HERCULES MALT EXTRACT 208 NORTH BROAD STREET The Best Tonic for Convalescents BOTH PHONES PHILADELPHIA Johnnie Greenwood, deeply puzzled, soliloquizesg- They say I'm slow and always behind time. I can't understand it! For, if I ought to go somewhere today, and don't get there until tomorrow, why I'm a man of the Future. And, being a man of the Future, and being here today, I am ahead of time, and so, must be very rapid. Then, when today is yesterday, and tomorrow is today, why I'm right here, Johnnie on the spot. But then, if I should have been here yesterday, and don't get here till today,- Why I'm behind time! That's a fact. But again, when today was tomorrow and yesterday was today, as a man of the Future, I was ahead of time, and when today is yesterday, and tomorrow is today, why, I'm-Oh, the Devil. D. J. M. A senior went out on a spree CHow tickled I am, 'twasn't me lj For the next day an exam Was given by Van And his paper was marked 23' '. There's a nice little fellow called Rome Who hates to live so far from home. Why he is so silly With such nice girls in Phillie Is too much for my reasoning, I own. Old Dutch as a Sheenie is great, He'll travel to heaven on rebate Where he'll set up a booth To sell tickets, forsooth, Of admission through the big pearly gate. CI-IAS. D. BARNEY Sc CO. lllflembers New York and Philadelphia Stock Exchanges, Qliuntlwrst math illlrnllscms Dealers in INVESTIVIENT SECURITIES Stocks and Bonds Bought and Sold on Commission and Carried on Favorable 'l'erms Nos. 122 and 124 S. Fourth St. PHILADELPHIA New York Ollice Branch Oflice 25 Broad Street North American Building Tailorxr to College Men Whelan at tafford 1502-4 Arch ,ftreet Philadelphia The Better Gauze Examine a piece ol' Gauze which is ordinarily sold and you will hnd it is composed ol' a tight woven thread which has been treated with a stirliening solution technically called sizing lt is harsh and still. THE NIVICNEIL GAUZEW is constructed ot' a loose woven thread, the cotton is just shaped to give it lorm. It thtts has that soft velvety texture which is wanted and is more absorbent. THE McNEIL GAUZE is prepared plain and in diflerent medications, tri-sterilized. lt is also put up in special sizes and folds, each piece wrapped in wax paper and tri-sterilized to suit the needs otithe physician and surgeon. THE McNEIL INDIVIDUAL DRESSINGS are the most modern form of using sterile gauze. just enough in each package for one ease. A postal will bring more information and some samples. ROBERT McNEIL Manufacturing Chemist Surgical Dressings FRONT AND YORK STS., PHILADELPHIA, PA. U. S. Serial No. 7418 Guaranteed under the Food and Drugs Act, june 30, IQO6 Tfgggu -I-' 11 N I W u F qiv ' ' A V . , A- n l1,P vi' ww H x 5 'h' II ii, ,fl 'WIQ' wa r ggfl, :null IH R K X 2 w ,MN l x ly vg jm NM i HM L X 4 1 I -' Q ., ffbym M. -M J. E 'g44 ---'iilllm W N11 1 X , . 7 .Q f V ' Y , W Ill ml, Q 31Z5f, 7,p 'fr'+1uuu1ru - N 1 f - 73' 1x?f5A--- f'?Q 'l i ,M U f f 'mW?':i iW1fML y Q Q f 5 'WA Y 'ff-' in 'l W i fff ff? W? Nw M' if A . ffz- - Zz.. 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I I Made right- I wear best Send for booklet CHESTERMAN 64 STREETER 25 SOUTH IITH STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. Boericke 64 Runyon ' H6 So. llth Street PHILADELPHIA Carry a full line of Homeopathic Medicines, Physicians Supplies and Homeopathic Literature BOTH PHONES MOST PHYSICIANS BUY THEIR MEDICINES FROM THE Boericke Pharmacy 1935 Columbia Ave. Special prices in quantities GANS BROTHERS COMMERCIAL STATIONERS Blank Book Makers I225 SANSOM STREETS PHILADELPHIA AESCULAPIUS BRAND SURGICAL Highest Standard INSTRUMENTS of Excellence TRADE MARK Uniformity iof Q, Reliability in .I in Quality Manufacture THE VALZAHN CO. , 132 South Eleventh St., Philadelphia, Pa. ifbutrzl fhlrcrhrrmt BROAD STREET C0'l'RliLl, Sc LICONARD A1,iz,xNv, N. Y. CA PS OPPOSITE MAsomcTzMPLs GQVVNS l'hiladt-lphia Uliice In B. HM-MAN ,,H,LADELPH,A HOUDS 3711 I.oclJs'1' STR!-im' ICE CREAM, VV.-XTER lcrzs coFFIiE, TEA, cHocoLA'1'1i Kfysmnc and B.-11 '1'.-1..,,i..,m ,f 4 Q v If R. s1f:1aD Vx C. bli. 1. ,Y - Pmuicmr FINE CAKE BAKERY - ' ' AND CAFE 1 244-244 N. Fifteenth street, Phila. NVEDDINGS, PARTIES N. E. Cor. Fifteenth and- Arch Sts. A 'f ' AND sommas ssavian Philadelphlls ' 3 umm cail!:J for and delivered to all ,ms ..f mc my. -li Hastings 61 Mclntosh Truss Co. Manufacturers of all kinds of r ' X ,N I Hard Rubber, Elastic and Leather-Covered v 'Grasses A f Q' 9l2 Walnut Street :: :: Philadelphia, U. S. A. I ,- KEENEY'S PHARMACY A Established 60 ,rms All Pharmiicopoeial Preparations according to N latest revision. .Av Bofh Phones Arch and 16th Streets IVINS DIETZ Sc MAGEE - - -Sta is 4 r.. - , J' I-I A R R I S IO per ceni. Il5lis:oci1nt8tgdiStt1dents Manufacturers, Importe andrmicii Carpets and Rugs ., .. .. Izzo l2Z2f l Market btreet Ziilnzriclymxt Qffailnz: ant: alnqan-stem: 254 N. Sixteenth Street - - - Philadelphia, Pa. Established I 832 Telephone tm j. LEWIS GOOD 8: SON FUNERAL DIRECTOR I' I' I ' 921 Spruce Street, A .Philadelphia A. Gvsmr marvizltr SZFSONS ' ' Manufacturers of I' ' N NFIIJODHGDIC HDpal'3tlli9', . I Trusses, Artificial Limbs, Crutches, Elastic Hosiery gstippcrters, Sac. zgo NORTH FIFTEENTH STREETJ Special Reduction to Students Latest Noveltie ALBERT T. PETERSON !lDCl'CIJ8l1f UEIIIOI' IOO6 WALNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. LIBERTY TYPEWRITER CO. 9ll Walnut Street A EW CABJNETS 'ik 'Qs SOLD 'iii as . STANDS S train,-gt S RENTED : RIB,I3ON5 'fl E REPAIRED - ' 4 '- . CARBON gmstsws INSPECTED I Typewriters Bell Telephone PHILADELPHIA, PA. S h , h f W , , M Mechanicians to Jefferson Medical, Medico-Chirurgical, Hahnemann, e C aplrograp or Hung enus Polyelinic and Philadelphia Hospitals SUBURBAN REAL ESTATE On Pennsylvania and Reading Railroad and Branches Selected List on Application Chas. J. Hood di Co. 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