Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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ffm ffl QLYEI -1 1 16's L99'Q,',:fEl 'X 45' OUR WILL TO THE JUNIORS N the year of our Lord nineteen-hundred-and-thirty, We, the deceased class of Drew Seminary, so superior in intellect and foremost in trouble, do hereby give and bequeath, in this, our last will and testament, to our beloved and inferior sisters, the Juniors the following items: Bevinga tidy roommate who doesn't chew gum. Brownga special discount on a carton of 'ipepi' Brussow-a pair of stilts. Carley-a chance to grow up. Crowell-a loud speaker with which to make herself heard. Emmons-the opportunity to become all she thinks she is. Fillow-an electric vibrator. Goebel-a new flame to talk about. Halverson-an engraved motto stating Barking dogs donit bite. Hindley-a correspondence course in Usophisticationfi Hughes-the privilege of being Alice White's understudy. Killinder-ea horn to announce herself by. Lowrey-the opportunity to increase her argumentative ability. Lusk-a real artistic temperament. Middlekauif-Success with the Union suitor. Moore-a special meter to register her change in moods. Nelson-a little sax-appeal. Robinson-a first edition of New Jokes. Rodriquez-an introduction to the men she corresponds with. Steinmetz-the position as house mother at Pawling. Turner-a hair net. Williams-a heathen land to convert. Wlohlfarth-a case of real hysterics. The Faculty -a better understanding of the younger generation. The Trustees-a better knowledge of Drewis needs. ln testimony of which l here-un-to afhx my hand and seal in the presence of witnesses to declare this to be our last will and testament this seventh day of June. in this year of our Lord. nineteen-hundred-and-thirty. f +V as-fsfmsw as e e swf. AGHLD A 35

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61321 PQXGTI U6':aj:i,eafwf CLASS PROPHECY T was a warm summer day and the Drew Floating Palace, propelled by the burly form of the red-headed ferryman, Helen Austin, was gliding lazily down the River Styx. Business was rather dull, so the hostess, Maxine Butcher, was busy writing one of her famous lectures on beauty culture and the art of make-up which appeared weekly in the Stygian Thyme. She had just finished writing to Francis Ley, who owned one of the largest shops in Hades devoted exclusively to dog-collars. Suddenly there was a great commotion. Hey, ferrymanll' yelled the ear- splitting voice of Dorothy Cross. lsn7t this service terriblefw exclaimed Rosemond Warrinek and Clara Thomas. What is the meaning of this wait?', asked Euphemia Marsh, Bernice Griswold, and Eunice Slater in chorus. '4My good womanf, said Betty Bartholomew haughtily, I demand service.'7 '6Why, hello,', exclaimed Maxine. How nice to see you here! Come right in and sit down. Rosemond, old roommate, what have you been doing since I saw you last?', Oh, I,m married to a French countf, said Rosemond, but really I think I'll become a spiritualist, I'm so intelligentf, I donit think much of your Latinf' remarked Eunice Slater, 'Arma virumque Cano-' w '60h, I don't need any brainsf, Betty Bartholomew interrupted, You know, Bernice and I are Ziegfield's Glorified Girls. Euphemia is the ingenue. She always was such a sweet little scatter-brainf' Well, I've been playing Peter Pan in the talkiesf' Clara informed them. I just love being so young and gay, llll never grow upf, You have all missed your vocation, announced Dorothy Cross superciliously, Now, my personal analysis department will-Oh look! Here comes a great mob, swimming upstreamln Sure enough, Betty Putney, Carol Marsland, Helen Van Wert, Betty Perry, and Vivienne Griffith were racing toward the houseboat with Jessie Kehlenbeck far in the lead. W'hoopeel I wonlw laughed Jessie as she climbed aboard. Well, I'd have gotten there first if I werenit so fatf, whined Helen as she labor- iously raised her 189 pounds. Yes, you wouldlv scoffed Betty Purney turning a back-flip over the railing. Oh, Carrotsf, said Betty Perry, I shall annihilate you, if you don't reciprocate past favors by alleviating my misfortune and elevating me upon this bark, if not I shall retaliate by-7, 0. K. pal! answered Carrots giving a mighty heave. '?M DQ5-.Q.Ql6. lV' as 43' 37 IQETE IGH.-2